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5-4-3-2-1. This is J-Towers in the morning. Hi everybody. Thursday, J-Alston and Chelsea, at 65 degrees in Detroit today is October 1st. Oh no. It's so hard to believe. It's getting dangerously close to Christmas. It's so good. Luckily we have Halloween coming up soon. Well, I told Alice in yesterday, enjoy these, I think we have like three days that you know are not filled with stuff. And then after that, we're screwed until Christmas break. I was talking to our friend James Drew Courtney last night. Were you? Like a Myers from the Halloween films. Okay good. It's like dude, you seem so busy. Everything you see is so busy Lili. I said, I tell you what, I said normally in our world, July and August for a bit of dead months. It has been non-stop balls to the wall since the beginning. A lot of that was just you. Why don't you, it's for all of us, we've been very busy. Oh, yeah, I can't stop.

Because when one of us do something, when one of us does it, the whole show doesn't. Yeah, agreed in spirit. I enjoyed all of the Bobby Brown stuff I did. All the concerts that you all with it. I went to two shows. I was just too. I was just, you know, it doesn't seem like it was two. Okay, on the show today cross exam, there's a hijacking story that is pretty. And it's not cross exam. It is unbelievable. It is crazy lines today. What's more crazy is that you. Is that you, Dad? you knew to fix it. You know what? Oh my God. I'm so tired of being underestimated. I'm so tired of it. James Williams is in the news today from the Lions. What's that all about? I got a really nice video that someone posted on social on a plate for you guys. We got that's incredible. We got tickets. We got a lot going on. Jake Tower is in the morning on demand. Here's the Hollywood Minute with Chelsea. This year's time 100 next is the list of rising stars include Samba, Ray, Joey King,

Megan Marooni, and Obsession Director Curry Barker. They're on these lists every year probably. I know. I know like four of those seven people. Yeah. Pete Davidson hit rock bottom in 2023 when he was using drugs every day, including cooking ketamine, eating pills, doing acid, shrooms, and wippets. Oh wow. He talks about smoking pot alive. Yeah. I didn't know about all that other stuff. Yeah. So he says that he's been off hard drugs for about two or three years now. By the way, he is removing, we knew that he was doing tattoo removal, but he is removing all 200 of his tattoos. He basically opened up in a new interview saying that it was partially like a practical business decision. He hated having to get to the makeup trailer three hours in advance just to get everything spray painted over. Isn't that painful? Doesn't it take forever? Don't you have a really look right? Do you know that he and machine gun Kelly have podcasts where they talk about breathing children?

No, I did not know that. How is it? Not good. All right. Oh, I don't know. What do you want? Is that what you want from machine gun Kelly and Pete Davidson? I don't know if I find when you put her in the bathtub before she eats. And how long is this going to go on? Oh boy. Mark Wahlberg and Seth McFarland are returning as animated versions of John and Ted in the teaser for Ted the animated series. That is going to be premiering it December 17th on peacock. That's got a big folly. That will do well. Photographers were reportedly seen monitoring the perimeter of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's children's school of their school. The couple's spokesperson described the incident as extraordinarily reckless, concerning and unacceptable. Wait, I'm not following. Wait, I thought the story sounded like actual security was watching the show. Photographers. Did I not say that? No, you probably said it right. Archie and Lillabat reportedly changed schools shortly after starting the new

tournament due to security and the new school is being kept under wraps. You don't go take pictures of people's kids. You weirdos. And those people that are taking them are like, well, they're in the public at the kids aren't. Kids aren't. And finally, Darius Rucker said, who the blowfish is first 10 to 15 shows were played for cases of beer. It wasn't even played for money. I believe it. He also admitted that the band had to seal a PA system from the University of South Carolina because they kind of forward their own. Let's come back, whoody. I'll go to a whoody show. Okay, we will we can bring back whoody because you might want to find this and play it. I was in a Scotty McCruery conversation again yesterday. How? Which seems to happen a lot. Yeah. He's got a song, which is actually pretty good. And he sings. It's his song. Okay, he's not covering it. But in his song, he mashes up, hold my hand, something like that. And whoody and all the blowfish are in the song too. Really? And it's it is actually really cool because he it's an original song.

But he uses the chorus. And he does. And then he gets and then you actually hear Darius Rucker. Yeah. And all the blowfish. We'll get to it. Yeah. How many more Scotty McCruery stories are we going to have to hear? That might be the one you're going to have to be a part. I don't know yet. I don't know. TV tonight. We have big brother and Thursday night football. Thank you Chelsea. Crazy lines is coming up on Thursday. We do crazy lines. We go around the room and tell you something about ourselves that make us crazy or not right in the head. You're always welcome to join in and let us know what makes you crazy as well. They'll learn something new about each other all the time. Did I? I feel like I don't know if I did this or not. But I only noticed it today because we're going to the I heart building day we have a meeting. We do our show from the Fox two building, but we go to I heart for other interviews and things like that. We do meetings downtown in Eastern Market. So I was putting some clothes together to wear when I'm so out of the wear a suit. Did I tell you that I have a box now of the thank you bags? You know, when you go

to a store like a t-shirt shop and you get a plastic and just thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have like a case of those now and I keep them in the closet of my bedroom and I rather than pack a bag of my stuff. I threw everything in a plastic thank you bag like I just bought it at a t-shirt shop and bring it to work. I think it makes you resourceful or what's the word? Oh, that's not what I was envisioning. That makes me know that makes you a bag lady. I'm a bag lady. That's how Jill can I tell you how many times I bought her shoulder bags, briefcases. Yeah, toads. So I'm like, can you please stop being a bag lady? Uh-huh. She'll carry like nine of those around. Yeah, you've been a bag lady for a long time. I know I have Allison. So it's getting colder and with the exception of my car because when I leave here, it is very cold in these studios. So I don't have a choice but to turn my heat on in the car. Yeah.

But I will freeze in my house. I'm not pulling out any warmer clothes. I've got sweaters that are brand new that I'm looking at. I'm like not. I'm not. I'm I'm leaving while I've been dressing for winter all summer. Yeah, I'm I literally till the last minute and Warren waits for me to leave the house to turn the heat on and the second I come home, I turn it back off and I'll I'll sit there and be cold. My feet will be cold and I'm like I can't do it. So I'm choosing to be cold as the temperatures drop because I am not ready to cross that bridge yet. Yeah, once you do that, you're welcome to winter. I had bookplops on yesterday. I warm outside. I don't think you're crazy. I think you're I think you're trying to save her every last minute of every last minute. Yeah, nothing in the moment. They've in the moment. Meanwhile Christmas sweatshirt. Listen, I was running out of options. Okay, so we have probably four days left between this week and next week that are not just loaded

up with stuff until probably Christmas time. Okay. There's once cheese, juniors hits and teacher of the week and all this stuff. We're going to have a lot going on Christmas music. So yesterday I had planned I am going to take a nap when I get home from work. So I make my bed every single day. I'm not making my bed. I'm specifically going to get in here. Wouldn't you know it? I walked past my bed 12 times, still ended up taking a nap on the couch instead. Really? I don't know why it matters. It doesn't, but the back of your your able leave in nap is wonderful. I know. I mean, the both of you that you can nap. I have terrible dreams during all my naps if that makes you feel any better. So they're not restful and peaceful, but what's going on in your subconscious that you have so many bad dreams. She's not like that. I'm always being terrorized in these dreams. Yeah, every day. This message is brought to you by Rouse. If you're listening to this podcast, chances are you like to make the most of your time. That kind of thinking can go a long way at home too. And with Kroger, you can plan ahead by stocking your kitchen with fresh groceries and everyday

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maybe. But the pharmacies close. You needed a medical emergency kit. These aren't first aid kits. They contain essential prescriptions used for over 30 common conditions. Sinus and ear infection, UTI, stomach bug, travelers diarrhea and more. On hand before you need them. Use your doctor-developed guidebook to select the right prescription or call their telemedicine doctor standing by. It's like an urgent care and drugstore at home. When you're sick, traveling or stranded, you'll wish you ordered a medical emergency kit. Order online in minutes and it's shipped to your door and say $45 with my promo code blue at urgentcare kit.com slash blue. That's promo code blue at urgentcare kit.com slash blue. As a Fox News headlines today. So the lines wide receiver, Jameson Williams will not be charged following an assault allegation that dates back to August 6th. The Oakland County Prosecutors Office has it reviewed the statements, the photos, the video, but determine the facts just simply did not support criminal charges. The allegation was reported to authorities in September. Prosecutors say the evidence they

reviewed was not enough to justify filing any charges. Do you remember what the incident was? Because I don't anymore. I don't need there. No, I don't know if we've talked about it before this. I think this is the first time we're hearing about it. Okay, so whatever that is, I don't know, dig a little deeper. This story was big yesterday. Investigators say a pilot on a flight from Dubai to Israel stabbed the other pilot and then tried to crash to plane. Like that, it shows the aircraft dropped about 14,000 feet in just 30 seconds. Let me tell you something. 14,000 feet in 30 seconds feels like living hell. Yes, trust me. Before two passengers, here's the wild part. Before two passengers forced their way into the cockpit and stopped the attack. One of the 174 passengers was also a pilot and helped safely land the plane. My gosh. A dentist on board rushed to the cockpit, helped stop the attack and treated the injured pilot. Normally you can't get into the cockpit. I thought it was. Yes, locked from the inside. Yeah, the fact that two passengers were able to get up there.

I mean, they're heroes, but the stab pilots recovering on the hospitals expected to be okay. The co-pilot accused the attack is under arrest. Oh, the co-pilot was the stabber. Fly Dubai has temporarily suspended flights too and from Israel while the investigation continues. And I'm pretty sure I read this morning that there were some Americans on the flight too. This is the craziest story ever. That could have gone. It did not affect the flight. It's so bad. It kind of should have gone awful. I mean, the fact that two people, I mean, not to go back to 9-11, but this is what passengers tried to do on 9-11. That plane crashed outside of Pittsburgh. But also, how did the passengers who forced their way in and helped? What are the odds? There's another pilot. I know. But how did the passengers who, how did they even know what was going on in there? I think when the plane dropped 14,000 feet and 30 seconds, they thought something was up. So there's got to be this story has to continue to unfold. Because why does one pilot stab another?

It was in a form of terrorism. I mean, it was going to crash to plane. Yeah. There's that. One other story here today. This is surprising to me. TSA agents will no longer be allowed to sit at checkpoints. They say you may notice it's going through the airport. TSA officers who no longer be allowed to sit in chairs while working security checkpoints. The agency says the change is meant to keep officers alert and ready. I don't know. They don't party alert and ready anytime. We're at Detroit Metro. You know what? Making a TSA agent stand for eight straight hours. I think, having a chair there is a. You know, that's a side-feld episode. Oh, of course it is. How George is completely bothered that the security guy at the clothing store. Yeah, he brings him in a rocking chair and then the guy can't stop a robbery because he fell asleep in the chair. Yeah. Okay. Well, that feels a little different. But it's totally different. It's totally different. But yeah, I don't know. I feel about that. I don't know. I think they should be able to as long as you're getting your job done. Why can't you sit?

I just think about like when we do a two hour event like that purse party, for instance. I was sitting in a chair 15 minutes into that thing. Yeah, we had to pick up Nana 12 times for photos. Nana. Hey, there were no chairs there by the way. There was someone Lester went and got me. I didn't even ask for it. No. Lester went and got me a chair. Lester knows you. Lester's your, he takes over Larry's role when Larry's not around. Yeah. Not standing for two hours. He's like your agent, Lester. Yeah. Or manager manager manager. I'm feeling good in the D on 100.3 WMIC brought to you by David Feminino. Get David, get paid. How is he? David's great. Have you seen him? Shout out to David. No, we need to. I'd like to. Let's go to lunch. Oh, lunch. Yeah, we should do lunch. October should be a month of lunches. Let's do lunches. Lunches everywhere. A newly identified frog light creature that lived before the dinosaurs was discovered by a couple of student scientists. And they named it after their moms. The student scientists are Allison and Peyton. Both mothers happen to be called Gene.

So the early amphibian will be called Gina, um, Gina, Peyton. Okay. Mezz, well, it's things I can't pronounce, but Gene's in there. Hey, it's interesting that you bring up dinosaurs. Because last weekend, yeah, I spent like three hours. I'm not even kidding. I spent three hours thinking about dinosaurs and just marveling in the fact. Did you watch the land before time? No, no, it just popped into my head. And then I literally, I didn't do any googling. I was just thinking about it. And I was like, I don't think we spend enough time thinking about how insane that was because they seem like something out of science fiction. They seem like some out of star triad giant monster things walking around the earth long before we got here. Right. Just stomping around millions, hundreds and thousands of them all over the earth. There was no drinking involved. No, I don't know. I don't know if any gummies were involved.

I'm not sure. But I couldn't wrap my brain around how we don't really process. No, we don't. Godzilla monsters ran this earth. Yeah. And then ice came in the craziest part is like now when you think about what's overwhelming, maybe an elephant. Yeah. Right. Maybe giraffe. Yeah. That's really it. There's nothing that I mean, you know, you have things that can kill you like a tiger or a cheetah, but not godzilla and they were and that's all their world. They were fire breathing Godzilla. Yeah. Yeah. And they couldn't make it. Right. Well, there's a reason to feel good. Yeah. Think about that for a couple hours like I did. Bring me back in the day. Back in the days brought to you by DT Energy. What happened on this day? 136 years ago in 1890, Yosemite was declared a national park by Congress. Well, let's hope it stays that way. Mm-hmm. People go to people go to you. Like if you love that way, go to Yosemite for the week. We're only Yosemite for the weekend. Yeah,

imagine if you're in the area you should. It wasn't there Yosemite Sam as well. Of course, there was. Of course. It was a layup. 55 years ago in 1971 Walt Disney World opened in Orlando, Florida. They say that as what was the year 71 71. So, you know, Walt was in bed, not when that not what it opened, but Walt before he died had the plans for I think Epcot on the ceiling of the hospital. Do you know that? I didn't know that part. Yeah. That's really cool. I used to, you know, as he's, you know, taking his last breaths, his vision was that Epcot. Still imagining. Yeah. So, you know that Disney sweatshirt I have, the zip up one. The great one. I don't really think much of it because I bought it because it was cold in Florida that day. Right. Like I didn't go get it because I was like, oh, I want Disney merch. It's fine, but I just think of it as a gray sweatshirt that I wear when I'm cold. Yeah. I get people mentioned that to me. So, I'm coming out of it. I know why they do. Go ahead. Okay. Well, I wonder if this is why I'm coming out of the Kruger a couple days ago

and this guy's like, excuse me, ma'am. And I'm like, what's he's down on the ma'am part? And he goes, I'm going to leave you. Yeah. He goes, I really like your sweatshirt. Yeah. And I was like, okay, you're like the eighth person that said it and it says gray hoodie. I don't get it. Is there a sign on the back? It says, it says 1971 on it. Yeah. What's special about her sweatshirt is it's the logo. It's the Disney World logo. I remember as a kid. Yeah. You know, the Disney logo when I was a kid and we were staying at the campground to go to Disney World was not that, you know, that big, no, no, it was that very 70s looking. Right. And it has 71 on it. Yeah. So people see it and it gets like, you know, gives you a throwback. That's cool. 20 years ago in 2006, remember Dexter? That was such a big show on I watched that start to finish. Did you really? Yeah. This was probably, you mean the year years ago? Why are you original? Yeah. You're there eight versions of Dexter.

Oh, no. No, I didn't know it came back. But I think it came out when I reboot. There's like five Dexter's. I don't know what's going on there. But I'm like, you I don't know what to do now. I was in that other show, right? Six feet under. Six feet under is so good. 16 years ago in 2010, the social network was released. And are they doing a sequel to that too? I don't know, but I never saw the first one. Yeah. That's a lot more work. Because I'm right now. All right. There you go. Here's your back in the day. WNIC, Dearborn Detroit, time for Hollywood Minute Now. It is brought to you this time around by our friends at Modernistic. Billy Joel told fans on a serious XM channel that his brain disorder sounds worse than it is. He said that his balance isn't good and he has lost some hearing. But he said you could also like attribute that to age as well. And like being a rock star all these years, you know, so it doesn't necessarily have to come from that. But he says he's fine. He's not heard in decades. Right. Right. Right. And who on the Hueby Lewis? Right. It was announced yesterday that production on season three of Wednesday, you know,

the show Netflix show Wednesday has officially wrapped. There was a three year gap between season one and season two. So fans are really hoping like let's move this along and not, you know, have to wait another three years. The wait for the upcoming season will hopefully be a bit shorter with a return next fall seeming possible. CBS is rebooting undercover boss with like that show Drew Carey. Yeah. So it's been up here since 2022 at the show returns for its 12 season and follows corporate leaders as they disguise themselves as employees to gain insight into their company's operation. I do like it. I always think like you've got to be a little naive, though. I would really I like the premise. I like the show. But what I'd really like is if you all took it seriously because no one's running their businesses very well. Yeah. Yeah. In any area. Chris Brown getting another shot to fight the massive financial verdict in his dogmalling case. Now a Los Angeles judge ruled that Chris deserves a new trial to determine damages unless his

former housekeeper accepts a reduced payout of nine and a half million dollars. A jury had originally awarded her 12.9 million. The new judge says that that's excessive. The judge said there was not enough proof of permanent nerve damage or future pain in suffering. Wait, how about that dollar amount? How about she got by the way, my heart goes out to the dogs too because I don't think dogs just mall people unless I don't know they were born on the streets of Detroit. But I mean, if you have dogs that mall people, I got to wonder like what kind of training you've been doing. I would be happy with nine and a half million though. I wonder she'll just take that to avoid the oh, I'm gonna go to another trial. You know how absolutely. Have you seen the pictures online when people post like they post really risque meet and greet pictures with Chris Brown? Oh, yeah. Like you pay for those. They're really expensive. I think those are like four thousand dollars or like an obscene. What do you mean rescuer? Oh, they'll do whatever you want in the meet and greet pictures. So girls will like, I mean, think of whatever. Oh, no, I mean, looking thing you can do.

But even an usher, I'm not sure we agreed at his show or they're like twenty five hundred dollars. It's really and people are paying. People are paying it. Yeah. And finally, Sophia Bush and Ashlyn Harris secretly tied the knot in a private ceremony in upstate New York during the summer of 2023 over a year after they began dating. So if you describe the wedding as precious zero pressure, it included Ashlyn's children from a previous marriage. And so, Sophia feels empowered to refer to Ashlyn as her wife for the first time. Oh, all right. TV tonight, big brother and Thursday night football. Chelsea, thank you. Coming up on 100.3 AWNIC. We want to hook you up with universal tickets. We have Jonas brother tickets this hour. Also, I got a really great video from someone over a little gift I gave I want to show you guys. But Alcinds bubble is coming up next. Yes. It will be there about cats or goats. All right. Well, we'll do it. We'll pick right now. No, no.

I think I'm there in the bubble. It was going to be about cats or goats. I think I've settled on goats. All right. You know, all animals have superpowers. I mean, they legit do. It's crazy. Every single one can do something amazing. And here's something goats can do. Unlike most animals, goats have excellent object performance. I'm sorry. Excellent object permanence. Okay. It means they are able to remember where objects are hidden without being able to see or smell them. So like a lot of animals have instincts like smell and can visualize. But I don't I don't know what this word permanence means. But I just know that a goat can go find something and it can remember where it is. Smart. Without any other kind of sense, sense guiding it. Jeez. That's interesting. So be cool to goats. We should go to a farm and check out some goats then.

Do some goat yoga. I hope today I don't see numerous goats being tossed in. Oh my God. Will you stop those words? I'm okay. I've never brought it up before. No. Well, Mise will bring it up now during Alston's bubble. There's no better place. On the first day of every month, we always get to do things to look forward to in the month. Ooh, things look forward to an October. Is that what we're going to do right now? Yeah, things look forward to in October. Okay. We'll start with this since it is the first. In sports, you have the MLB Wildcard series that wraps up tonight. The World Series and all that coming up on the 23rd on TV. The new Carrie Miniseries hits Prime Video. I heard about that. So this is the Stephen King. Yes. Season six. They're all going to laugh at you. I love you. Season six of Abbott Elementary also premieres on the 7th. Never could get into it. Feel bad about it. That's not one that I've ever watched. A couple of funny. All my shows are coming back. SVU on the 4th or the 6th Chicago PD,

FBI. So I mean, as far as shows coming back, this is the month you're going to see. It's a good month. Yeah. If 23 years wasn't enough for you, Grayson, Adam E premieres on the 15th. There's a saying that we say in the medical business. Yeah. And it's pulled the plug. Hey, well, let me say this though. Let's do that. It does not contradict what we always say. No, it does. Because if it was 23 years of blue blood, it would be all about it. Yeah, you've like all about it. Yeah, we always say like, if you got something good going in your getting going, what do you put? What do you pull it out for? Right. I think I watched up until, let's see, and this was in the past year. I think I watched 20 season, maybe 18 seasons. And then I just got so fatigued that I had to stop. So I need to pick it back up and then get all caught up. It's so good. If you know someone who's into the NCIS series, I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Let them know the clear the calendars for October 6th, because CBS is doing a triple header premiere. It kicks off with season 24 of the original NCIS. We call it the OG followed by NCIS New York with LL Cool J. Is that a new one?

Wait a second. Yes. Oh my god, they're transferring in Los Angeles ended. They had their finale. No, what's that? Cool J is from Los Angeles. And wraps up with season three of NCIS origins. Oh, I thought about I have mixed feelings. I have mixed feelings. I'm I'm are you with mixed emotions? It is with mixed emotions. I am very happy LL Cool J will be in NCI, but he goes with Chris O'Donnell and Deeks and Kenzie and that little old lady. Like I don't and you know, Gerald McCreenie was in it. Oh, I didn't know that. Who's the other? Yeah, Gerald. Who's the other one that I did not do. Not Dan Coleman. In theaters, Tom Cruise's digger is out tomorrow, which we kind of like the trailer. No, you guys want to see that movie. It looks good. Tom seemed very enthusiastic about it when he talked to us about it at Cinemacond. Yeah, he talked. Can maybe we why don't we make that our movie thing that we say that we'll do and we have we don't do it anymore. I'll go see digger.

All right, I think that would be good. I follow someone in Chicago who does all the he's like the Lee Thomas of their Chicago market and he saw digger and said like I couldn't get enough. Like this is one of Tom Cruise's best. Yeah, let's go see it. All right, look at you making the suggestions, Allison. The social network sequel, which we just talked about a little while ago, the social reckoning and the horror flick other mommy will be released tonight. We didn't learn about that. I don't think so. The new wait, isn't the other mommy. What's her name? The Princess Diary? Is that Anne Hathaway? Is she the other mommy? No, that's Verity. Oh, Verity. That's Anne Hathaway and Johnson every single movie that's out right now. Yes. And she said she's like, I know you've seen a lot of people. I'm going to go and hide for a while. The Street Fighter movie comes out on the 16th and the concert film documenting the final Ozzy Osborne live performance, Ozzy and Black Sabbath back to the beginning hits theaters October 28th. I'd like to see that. I do too. It's it's it's a basically a documentary about that.

Remember he did that last performance. He had to do it from the chair because they wouldn't let him stand up and die. I didn't know it was days. Yeah. I didn't know it was a Black Sabbath thing too, though. So that's super cool. That's what it says. And finally, the holidays. The big ones are Columbus Day, an indigenous people's day on the 12th. Halloween is the 31st. It's Halloween season. Y'all and it's on a Saturday. Yeah, you're like the line movies out. I just popped in Halloween kills last night. Did you? Yeah, that's right. So in addition to all those other movies and TV shows, you're going to have to get all the Halloween movies going. Go Halloween girls. I'll be selling editing my Halloween clips and posting them in no time. All right. There you go. So to me, Scott, me, Scott, from the R&B group, Escape. Which God, I played this song at boss 97 South Jersey's number one hit music station when I was young into the Atlantic City, New Jersey. Oh my God. What a beach song. It was the time of my life.

I bet God, I was so skinny and tan. And yet the sun in my hair. I had sun in my hair. You did. I'm not by myself. Yeah. No one loved me more than me. Well, she's married to Darnell. Big Winston. Oh, big Winston. Big Winston. We just call him big Winston. Yeah, we know, we know that guy. So big Winston, I told you he does security for a new addition. And I've heard, you know, he's part of that group, right? Yeah. He's in the season. The service. He's in the posse. He's in the posse. So he was nice enough to get my picture of myself and a new additional sign. I remember all that. I was so excited about it. I'm like, what do you do? That's really nice because you know, hard to nail those guys down in one shot and get them all to sign something. And it just, you know, keep it in his top of his mind to even do it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, me like I like I was like, I want to do a thank you, right? So I sent him a Ruth's Chris gift card because I that's a nice gift card. You know, I love Capitol girl too, but I mean,

I for I was looking at what's it? What's where he lives and I think that seemed to be close, right? And he was so very thankful for it and has messaged me multiple times, thanking me for it. And he hasn't used it yet. So he finally used it, but then made this video. Okay. And I thought like it's funny. Did he make it there? Yeah. Yeah. I have to pull up my credit card. Let's go. Jay. Thank you. Jay. You are the man. You know what I'm saying? I got people I grew up with. They never took me to do it. Listen, I should be under Jake's hours. Guestness. I don't even know who that is. He's already your host. He's a legend. I know he does. Oh, this guy's like, I know I see a. He's like Michael Jackson. Oh, the cheese. Oh, you don't want to talk about that, right?

I'm sorry. What? That guy's no Fernando. No, he's not. Jay put 500 dollars on this. Staying. We could get more than the appetizer. I don't remember putting that much on there. I think that's a typo. I mean, this goes on. I just as long video posted. Oh, my God. Is that steak for two? I did not. I'm telling you. No, you did. I don't. I know. You did. Actually don't think I did. Now I hear. It took Ian. You went on eBay and bought some sets and then you did that. Who would have ever thought in your heyday on the beach with the sun in in your hair? You know, bumping that escape song that someday you'd be buying to meet a dinner. What I think is crazy is that they have to be close with T.I. Because oh, sure. His wife is in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, now this involves us. And Candy Breast from Real Housewives of Atlanta is also in that.

Oh, I like her too. You know what Allison's going to do. We like candy. But she's going to turn this into a guy. We're going to go to Atlanta right. Is that what you're saying? Well, she said T.I. Yeah. And now I'm all now I'm more invested. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So I would like to be involved in. You know, a thing for T.I. Who doesn't? Okay. All right. Well, I'll ask Big Winston what I can hook up for you guys. Thank you. And to me, decide a bunch of stuff. That was so nice. I love that. Yeah, that was nice. So a video all about you. My God. God, I just can't get enough. Could it be that even in fall, even when it's not spring, when everything's coming up roses, could it be that in fall? Everything's coming up. Yeah, I mean, all the seasons really. You really never had a tough year. 2026. You do not disappoint. I spent your year. It has been. They can only get better. This message is brought to you by Ralph's.

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Even the police just remember, it's never bad to be extra cautious with unexpected callers. That's incredible. That's all the time. And I know I know people, but I get a call and they'll be like, hi, we're calling from them. I don't know if that's true. I'm going to have to call you back. So you're going to have to send an email to my email. Yeah. And it's going to have to be with some kind of- We know what good. Yeah. Be cautious. Yeah, and also say this, if you could tell everyone behind you to pipe down, they're calling from, there's a hundred people behind them also making those calls. We had that calling sound. I'm like, I barely can hear you. Can you at least get that little room that I heard has those little call rooms, that with the little glass? Yeah. You still can hear everything. Absolutely. A tick tocker says, a tick tocker, a tick tocker says going to great clips is like haircut roulette. And her little trim was completely gone. Well, yeah, just show me grandma. Just got a super. Oh my god, my poor grandma. Hey, how's her hair doing? Well, she's, it's the back. She told me the other day, it's been six weeks. You know, girls don't get, we don't get our haircut like you. No. We don't go in and ask for the two.

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