Give Me The Long Version | Postgame Show

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2:01He was always going to be redeemed with a bit of success. This is who we are. End quote. Jeremy's been dying to talk baseball. He says he's got some baseball stats. The only way I think I can run off the audience more with baseball and Jeremy is to throw some math at it as well. So let's play the long version of the stat of the day music, please. Let's go. On the look. Bloody Miami Bay is in their face. Hey people. Listen up. Play it. Cut the blame. It is time to run a journey.

3:04I will take a flamethrower to display. Is it just me? Or is it a little warm in here?

4:49You can't fake this up. You can't make this up. Man down time. Somebody break this up. Kick them out. Double tack. So if you act up. Oh boy. It just got real. What you think is here. Oh you gonna take this ill for real. Hey yo. Met the man one time for you. It's the stat of the day. You have to stand on the numbers. Don't lie. That's all that matters today. Shout the poppy. Cause he probably wasn't mac in this day. Am I gay? We're dolphin. Must have been the catcher today. Ha ha ha. Who got the stat? Who got the stat? Who got the stat? Who got the stat?

5:51Who got the stat? Stead of the day right off the bat. The soft of map. You can hang in the arm and neck. Who got the stat? Give it to us. Just drop the facts all of that. Running numbers now I'm walking stat. You don't have time for arguing. You let me see the facts. You're the two by the dog and she's dying. I'm time for that. Before you claim a single thing, You better run it back. Ain't no rat came up. No devil using jealousy to stat. Who got the stat? Who got the stat? Who got the stat? Who got the stat? Stead of the day right off the bat. Who got the stat? Who got the stat? You know? Who got the stat? Who got the stat?

6:51Somebody wants to do that. It's the satellite, it's the satellite, it's the satellite I wanted to sing a little song To introduce this segment A tradition like no other It's the sun, it's too much No, no, no, it's time for the long version of the satellite So cats won't read us the satellite The long version of the satellite Oh, I can't make a stop, it just goes on its limits It's the satellite

7:58Man, has a back, was struck by lightning Twice Stubbery Robinson Sun is in the hole of fame Ferolla Derby What? 1.25 Billion chicken wings get eaten on every super bowl Sunday That's 625 million wingless chickens In 1943 the Steelers and the Eagles lost so many players to service at World War II That the teams combined and they called it the Steagall Stand on the day Stand on the day Stand on the day I can't believe it's the end of the shot I would never be a good quarterback Michael fell since the longest golf putt Every day on camera at 159 feet That's deep The Harlem Gold Tries were originally from Chicago

9:00We know it was the Savoy Big Five And that ain't no job Joe Piesman's last name was actually pronounced a pieceman But if Mark and a guy had no idea they'd got him to change it to Piesman So Piesman, Ryan and Piesman, Piesman, Piesman Joe came in second that year to Jim Plunkett Man, that don't even rhyme Who would just fuck it? Stand on the day Stand on the day Stand on the day Kimberly's there for shot shot We'll never be a good quarterback Right back, Joe Matter Sex is not a kitty stat Magnus and Fetch That's half a middle True shitty percentage That's what's read rate What's up with that? You're a expectation Speed of it You have to like kill Don't miss that, you have to like kill man You have to crazy at Regress to the me Regress to the me Yeah, that's the stat of the day

10:10That sounds Stats Fats What's got the most Touchdowns Who's got the most assesses In a game In a season And they're over yet Who just get hit by a pips And who just got a high track And when What's the scene Building How long has it been That's the best Sound of the days That I'm the best This is Oh my god, look who we see here I will be a freaking machine Hit them with something sexy, can you see?

11:37Stats Fats Of the day Of life Sacks At bats War Winds of the replacement What's even cooked for What's recated The town's the season The past rush win weeks Is there even a reason For this reason For this For this For this Recreation to the mean Strikes and blocks and carries Who's your MVP

12:38How many times have they done it? How many years has it been? How many ways has it been done? To go down and kiss the eyes To go down and kiss the trees Stating of the days That I'm the best For this reason That I'm the best In the house in Tristory That I'm the best For this reason For this reason That I'm the best For this reason But with my name That I'm the best For this reason

13:41That I'm the best For this reason That I'm the best For this reason Let's go, let's go The town's the best Let's go, let's go the day, that of the day. Chairman. Only other guy to do a Jackson Cheerio just did off the league leader in saves was Kirk Gibson. Football America is next. Bye-bye.