Great Night #270: Kentucky Vikings (w/ Scott Sigler)

0:00Oh Hello you beautiful people it is Tuesday night and that means it is gotta be go time for a great night As always I have your host pride brush with join by my inevitable co-host Justin Robert young How are you good sir? Better now. Whoa. Did you is that a pen in your shirt? It is wait. What just happened? Put them in my cleavage Yeah, are those illegal substances? What is my legal is there a third voice on this program? It isn't a word winning author and friend of the program Scott sigler back Yeah, dude the great Sup y'all what's up? Yeah, yeah, they're so excited to be back. I'm very I'm very pumped What literally one of my favorite things do my entire career as an author is to be on show with you guys So I mean that might not say much about my career, but I enjoy well Let's also get out of the way early and often the reason why you're here

1:01You got a new book out what is the name of it and where can people buy it because I know there's an element of this audience That doesn't need to hear anything else but the title so they can go buy it literally right now Beasts beyond the river base beyond the river this is a horror story set in 1760 pre-colonial America A detachment of a very particular military unit that went on to influence the current Army Rangers that time through oh there stuff still resonates and they have to travel from what is Currently Detroit at the point at that time was for punch day and due to trite which is the French fort all the way to Western Kentucky at a time when it was so On European ice there was not a single European descendant settlement in all of Kentucky it was a 10 years where even that happened so we're talking this is a They would have said at the time savage country Yeah, not I'm not gonna say that because I'm already dealing with a lot of crap

2:09So now I know you do a lot of series is this part of the series first day of savage Yes, yeah This is a stand-alone book However, I'm sure we'll get into it But the company that hired me to write this book They may do a sequel later because the purpose that the reason they wanted this book written so you write this go sell Money to the movie then movie made and the movie gets made a role a sequel novel probably won't be me writing it But I you know that's the way it goes. Oh, that's great So so you get a playground where they've got a world and I assume some beats and characters and and and you get to fill it out Or did you cook every how does that work when somebody wants to make a movie? well, it's um The company's called alkan alkan entertainment and they did the new blade runner and they've all the blader and stuff and a bunch of other stuff Very successful company and they had a really smart idea where if they have an original IP idea and then want to hire a screenwriter

3:09At sag rates at guild rates. That's you know six figures. Yeah, those six figures And they're like yeah, we don't want to pay that much or something. It'll probably never get made So we're gonna go find a fiction author. Yeah, we'll work for a whole lot less. Yeah No, you want to we've kind of seen that in podcasting whenever we've had anybody sniff around any of our stuff Like they really want to do a story about x y or z But the cheapest way they can get there is to go to a podcast and be like hey, you know what you should do Your podcast and it's like sure and it's like they really kind of want to tell this in their story and maybe it happens Maybe it doesn't but yeah, this is an even more ingenious way to do that because you can actually build out world and character and story Yeah, yeah, and think cinematically, but not pay those pesky writers Well, correct right screen. Yeah, it's about say yeah, the cartel rates like like and meanwhile

4:11The stuff that that siglo is doing he know they know that siglo's got fans who are actually gonna give it its proper Do and then when it catches fire then it has momentum and then they can come rolling in with all that success Thank right like you know comic strip they walk in with lines exactly Yeah, he lines emanating from they're carrying a bag of trash, but it's actually a bag of money So alcoms the boss in this and they had They had basically a slug line and I'll explain that to you in a second But I had to develop the whole idea from there. There were five full 50 pay single spaced outlines and went through with them over and over again To finally find something they liked from their single slug line So let me give you a slug line first. You know where how this worked out So jemmline alcoms name is Carl Rogers. He's a big wig there And he's always looking for you know new movie ideas and he researched this thing this unit called rogers rangers So rogers rangers was a colonial unit in the French and Indian war and they were bad mother fuckers

5:18And they they basically completely changed the face of warfare They took all the European technology and the European training and supply and discipline and combine that with Native American tactics You know the crazy thing like let's not stand in the line let people shoot us. Let's hide behind a tree So that was they were literally the first white dudes who ever just hid behind a tree to go to war So this is historical record that they begin with Okay, yeah, this is I actually have there's an enormous General history in the school Well, no because I'm waiting for you know, I don't know alien viruses or some shit. I don't know Didn't their pitch was and this is for a predator prey So Dan Trachtenberg made an awesome film. I love that film Well before I've been working this for six years now well before that movie came out Like hey, what basically their pitch was Rogers Rangers meets predator So pre-industrial America and I was like that that conversation lasted like literary 20 size and like bros

6:19If you hire anybody else do this you're gonna fail. It's just give it to me That's yeah, this is what I do and they gave it to me and we went through a whole bunch of stuff like working it out But that was it Brian. That was that was the whole there. I their IP was Rogers Rangers running into some crazy shit and then I we have developed it with them from there And then and beyond this I assume that that that we're in the spoiler territory Everybody should already be they should stop listening to this podcast. They should have already gotten the book and be reading it I am a pro I can tantalize you titillate you calm you and net on you Yes, please please net all over us. I know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, we have spent a webby Just just try to stay away from my dot goves Yeah Get your filthy dot gloves off of me Okay, well the dot I always in out that's all I know I'm some basic

7:19So that's the premise Rogers Rangers. I'll sum up the historical note like this Rogers Rangers change the face of warfare so much That every every army on this earth now has Ranger units That are still using the doctrines that this guy laid down in 1754 which are all included as dependencies In the back of the book so the basic the basic premise that He was successful with with his guys is still in use today and these guys were just I mean cavemen with muskets They were just incredibly ruthless Efficient people but in this book and bsp on the river they run into some shit They are not prepared for could have never trained for and all of their All of the In order it was out the window and they have to out to basically it's to stay alive. It's a last man standing type story Awesome, that's awesome, and so uh, where's the best place the people can buy it? Yeah and win the single best place would be Scottsigler dot com slash beasts with the s i'm not going to the plur

8:24BES BES TES and i'm sure i'm sure you're incredible guys that have met down there can probably put that up on the screen But scotsigler dot com slash beast because it has links to amazon links to audible etc And um that that's the best place to get it including links to autograph copies from mysterious galaxy and sandigo A hard working local brick and mortar look at it Yeah, making sure that you don't have to go to amazon if you don't want to but if you do want to that's all right too Well, if you do go to amazon Uh And you read it and like it you need to read it. Yeah, yeah, oh That's so important is the one thing Authors don't like to say it because it's gauche But we'll say it but pod cast hose very loud. Yes because it is a if disproportionately paid attention to metric You know what in the industry it's crazy. It's crazy uh uh Whether or not it's good or bad you like it you don't like it

9:26Jeff Bezos and his big tiddy wife. I hate them. Bob Bob Bob. I don't care who it's a big tiddy The they love it the the the the the the publishing people love it I'll tell you what here's the real pro is take a picture of yourself reading the book That's that's what I did for for our friend Andrew heaten lost angelist his hideys I opened it and I was like take a picture. I was like Yeah, then that picture number one review that's what I'm gonna do for this one as well I'm gonna take a picture of me as I like it and be like it I'm like unless I should be oh Which should be very scared. Yeah, or maybe I'll be crying laughing emoji or Goose bumps laughing Get show me there can be a lot of things Brian Yeah, is that it? We'll just grab the screenshot of that Yeah, let me talk about For you guys brought that up is a great if you are a fan of fiction writers authors audiobook and erasure etc

10:30My rule is if I don't rate it a five star. I just don't rate it. Yeah Yeah, if you don't have five stars to say shut up That's what my mom told you If you hate that shit and you're like this is the worst piece of crap I've ever had go ahead and review it But we get a lot of people like awesome book I wasn't crazy about how there was an extra period then chapter four so four stars you like dude no We're we're both the rest of you. Hey, uh, I mean It averages out. I'm gonna be honest with you If you're on Amazon Five stars are packing in yeah, you want to do that four point two one stars Believe that save it for good reads take that shit to good read actually exactly There's literally the point I was about to make oh sorry. Sorry. I thought I was having an epiphany I got all goosebumps giggly there. I was like yeah Sorry I mean like There's a whole community you'll be rewarded everybody will love you. They'll be like thank you

11:33I'm really glad that you mentioned that the third lead had to a Gary's stew problem and there we go Yeah, that's fine save it over there because also the publishers don't Give as much of a fuck about good read so you can keep it in a nutshell If you enjoy all I got a pitch for you if you have any if you have five stars put it in Amazon Yeah, if you have one stars go find the great night. I tunes feed. Yeah, it put it there put put one star Yes, be on the river one star. Yeah, I'm to our Spotify yeah, but yeah, leave it there But also remember that when you give a thoughtful review the number of stars that's you rating your own review So if you give a really thoughtful suggestive constructive thing then really your comment deserves five stars So make sure that your comment gets five star leaving a two star review You need to go to the sonoco

12:33Off of the long island expressway on Google maps. That's right I need to leave the two star review there. Well actually that's where the publishers care the most for two star reviews That's right. That's right three stars. Yeah Same sonoco. Uh-huh. You give a 20 to Doris. She'll give you a little hj under the table And then that's what I was gonna say. I'm saying about Doris I mean everybody's ripping everybody up That's Whoops row a 20 she knows what she's doing. That's a bargain. Yeah, any price. That's a bargain. She's got her fucking white knuckle dot info We're in the places there, but it's okay. It's all right. We're shows you that there's a class at a professionalism with Doris Yeah, respect the best by all means if you guys do if y'all watching this do get this book You can go you can go straight to

13:33Heaven You're guaranteed the IP access same Peter. I'm horrible. Yeah, Peter will look at your purchase receipt and say My answer tied. Yeah, I'm sorry. Give you an example In this book there is a fictitious native American tribe called the caponelco And I invented this tribe because I did not want to co-opt an existing tribe because look at me I'm not I'm not doing that and made up a whole language for it. It's there's a whole There's a whole dictionary in the back of the book to explain the whole language and how it all works But we had one there's a thing called net galley net galley is like you put your book up early Yeah, and book reviewers get to pull it down and listen to it or read it And one guy was like this might be the best book I've ever read. It's absolutely fantastic Although white guy making a man named mayor culture three stars. I was like bro. What are you killing me? What are you doing? So like those those your random reason to rate it below five stars really does have a significant

14:39Yeah, that's a curious one because it's like There's really kind of no winning and it just sort of chases people off of An element of historical fiction because you can't talk about you know Anybody who really cares about historical fiction that is anything to do with America at that time You have to talk about Native Americans if you're you know in in that in that realm. No, don't So it's like all right. Do I ignore it? Do I invent a story that is like Never gonna mention that because there is like a you know can do can't do kind of rules set there And I don't know I would rather have Scott Sikler's imagination Take it where where it's gonna go. I have a great Something that happened during the writing of this book So I'm working with Alcon and I'm from Shaboygan, Michigan, which is northern Michigan There there's a a Native American president. I grew up with it. I was around it and when they contract me to do this

15:41I'm like listen, I've read Western European Where they take nights and heralds and princesses all that stuff and like that's Game of Thrones It's Joe Abercrombie's work. It's it's all over the place And it's great and I love it but When it comes to creating a culture from scratch I'm fifth generation American I have far more in common with people who grew up here and the culture's here than I would say with Western Europe So I'm like this is we got a Native American trap We got this is gonna be so cool You get a fantasy element that isn't constantly celebrating Western Europe And they went through they're like what if what if Brian what if They get to Western Kentucky and it's a Viking settlement And they I'm like I'm like that's I mean that's I it's not that I wouldn't watch that movie Yeah, why would you introduce another European culture in the heart of And that was just they were just inventing exciting whites So you could write

16:44All right, all right, all right, no no no Vikings how about I'm just spitballing here leprechauns what about leprechauns That they find in Western What when I was gonna go like like so then what I was thinking the pro move would be it's like There's still Native American tribes But they have a distinct characteristic that is in your wheelhouse like they're all bald and they all have fears They're all they're all authors Sure, they're like They're all pasty and sunburn easily that's exactly for yeah, all right hold on hold on Sky all right they come across into the The misty Kentucky lowlands and all of a sudden they see them the settlement French Mimes They're all they're all filling their buckets and pulling their ropes and doing all the things that this exotic Mime culture as they shut the fuck up. They might it they might have gone for that dude. They might have no It's like stop talking

17:44Has anyone booked the sequel? I'm just saying I'm pitching now I will take no they know we'll take the notes Yeah, the whole thing was like I mean, I love stories about Vikings. I love the show Vikings. It's great But like not in Western Kentucky Oh And finally I was able to like If we're if we're in this per this place in North America at this time in history We need to we need to respect who was who was there at that time and yeah do some do saw its fantasy And we're making up a culture But at the same time, let's be respectful of the the cultures that actually live there for you know 8,000 fucking years so you know Oh man now I'm already thinking of like the sequel sequel next time you go to sit like Jesus Christ. What if a small town time traveled? What if it's like 1950s Kentucky town just teleported back and they didn't know it Yeah, because they were all survivalists They're just living there. They're you know talk about leave it to beaver and they're like what the hell is that yeah

18:45Who's that for those of you watching the foggy lowlands? I know watching tonight Who have never seen me before these two fuck faces Like hey Well story bit your Jess ended up chewing up three months in my life because this is what they fucking do I'm sorry. They hit just keep coming the hyperlink stream out We have to calm down We been up on aisle five was so much work for me because of you two so much work I know I know you guys remember that ship. Yeah, we do it was great. Oh, yeah, we Uh, chat. We're up on aisle five. That's it. Yeah. Yeah, we we wrote The the outlines of a story that sigler had to actually write we co-opted an author's time And by the way not exactly a slouch like Scott probably writes on a level of effect when we hung out a dragon con It was the first and only time we have ever hung out where you were still busy

19:49We still only had about 45 minutes to hang out and then they had to they were getting from somewhere They had to jet somewhere else But it was the only time that's got didn't have to go right in his room Because he was on deadline for something else really this dude Yeah packed assholes to elbows like month after month year after year I don't know anybody else who writes At the pace that Siggy does how how was your dragon con this year sigler? It was dude It was so spectacular because I got to just go hang out and watch silly people in silly costumes and go to panels and It is the first dragon con. It's the first con I've ever had in 20 years Uh, you know 25 years ago in a cons where I didn't have to be like finish my panel run back to the room right A bunch of stuff go to the next panel. It was awesome. I got to basically just be a silly bald nerd and hang out I can't say much fun. I had it was great Do you feel like like dragon con is finally all the way back or was it already all the way back a couple of years ago?

20:56I would say this dragon con It's at about 90% of the insanity that it used to be yeah, but I'm pretty sure 2027 is gonna be if you don't if you're not already planning to get a room your screw Yeah, we were talking a bit. It's like lots of people lots of amazing costumes Uh, the party vibe seems like everyone's growing up. Is that just us or did you see that? Yeah Well, um, I do think the party vibe Remember we're we're elderly gentlemen in the world of yeah, we are elder's Now elder states wins of we nerd them. Yeah, no, we're those floating gentlemen with the the grins. Oh In the winter faces. Here's the thing Steve who where you're looking at is It may have been crazy parties. I might not have been invited to them That's we don't know oh no No, yeah, yeah, no I don't know is the same kind of parties that were happening back in the day like they were inviting all the old off

21:57Well, and also like around a certain time there's a lot of booty shaky lot Let's somebody would have tried to get Arthur C. Clark to butcher like you know like that was that was the vibe Then yeah, I don't think that would change Well, I think a couple things have changed since then it turns out like some of the old guard are Not necessarily seeking consent. I think that is caused a ripple effect throughout things But also there were just phenomenal costumes of here's the thing literally people with tricked out costumes Looking amazing that weren't born when I started pursuing fiction. Oh that that that is a that is a dangerous thought that I I've rained in the moment. I tried to think they were and then my brain is like Not gonna think about it. Yeah, that's like well There was a mile to find the kick you in the balls machine Nobody was

22:58That's me. I was last grossment. Where you go. They should up. Oh, yeah, I do I grew up my whole hair I can't grow this part at all. Yeah, but the sides sides coming strong So if you're your team can search for me as less grossment otherwise I'll say the pictures But I grew up my hair for three weeks and then shave the top and I had all the I had all the Coach was less It was fantastic. Did you learn the dance? Oh, is he about to do it two of the monologues and you do know I'm not gonna do it right now That's how you got to go back to the end of this drink Because I get a camera lighting you learn by how I did you learn the the flaming dragon Oh, you want to hear it? Yeah, please. Yeah, okay, okay All right, so um here's out here that's gonna work all right, so Justin yeah, you're going to have the phone and then Brian's gonna pick it up. No wait, I'm sorry. I got that wrong Let's just get in let me let me be let me be flaming dragon. I'll lead you ready. This is flaming dragon

24:02Okay, ready hold on. I'm like yeah, this is gross. When who is this? This is framing dragon Okay, flaming dragon fuckface first. I want you to take a big step back and literally Fuck your own face. No, I don't know what kind of pan-Pacific power player trying to pull here But Asia Jack is my territory. So whenever you're thinking you better think again otherwise I'm gonna head down there and I'll rain down upon you and I'm godly fucking firestorm You ever call the fucking you not I didn't make fucking Stim me from this I am talking scorch-shorth motherfucker. I will massacre you. I will fuck you up Did you find who that was? That's great. Yeah, no, it's just why I think we're about to get a content ID take down I think we will they're gonna just believe that we're in bootleg in the movie God talk so I was um talk about a movie. Yeah, what a great it's it's it is endured for a very long time And it was kind of the last completely politically incorrect movie that got that huge budget with those huge fucking stars

25:07Me get Robert Downey Jr. Blackface with the entire movie. It's a different thing So I don't know if you can make that at today. I do think that might be might be coming back just the raw Unrelenting comedy of just so many talented people. Yeah, you know, we we speculated what Could anybody do a remake of blazing saddles today What would the ingredients be required for that The ingredients would be a person with an enormous amount of money who completely doesn't give a shit. No well to fund it I think you could All but of this way if Dave Chappelle says I'm remaking blazing saddles. He would be able to remake blazing saddles Um, so if so in heart did it The question is that sounds good male Brooks or another Person at male Brooks's resume and ethnicity make blazing saddles and that would be the larger question even though

26:07I mean the close blazing settles with Seth McFarlane's Once upon a time in the west or whatever that was Seth Rogan Seth Rogan with those guys could probably get get that made well, I mean also blazing saddles itself was Uh Co-written by richer prior who was supposed to be the lead But was unreliable Yeah, while they were writing the dance around it. He would just disappear Like he just like he would nobody could find him for days Okay, the hell of a drug man and then he would just call and be like I'm in Detroit. I need money to come back And so they were like the studios like absolutely not you can't be The lead in the movie. It's I think I cleave in little and cleave in little's amazing, but like Question But yeah, I mean, but even then with that according to male Brooks Mel Brooks wrote all the black jokes and richer prior wrote all the jujokes So it's like that even that

27:07Element of representation was politically incorrect. Yeah, I mean there's well I don't know if you guys know this there's a lot of Jewish writers in Hollywood. It's a thing what and uh There's a lot of black writers. I think you could I think you could get a team together that could actually make this shit happen Um But it is a different it is a different ballgame now because it's the levels of approval they have to go through Yeah, well, and it's one of those things where it's so like for example supergirl right now is crushing on HBO Uh on you know streaming But mainly it's just like in order to get butts in seats in a theater It's got to be just a 10 out of 10 universal thing like your latest spider-man movie and it's like by all accounts Like if the buy-in isn't You know 80 dollars Then people are happy to watch or you got it. It's got to be young people I mean, that's like the one thing that like all right so spider-man crushed and Odyssey crushed One of they haven't common

28:08Tom Holland and Zendaya Yeah, right. It's like that are Gen Z celebrities like they're Tom and all right, so let's write it with Tom Holland and Zendaya. They can do Do blazing saddles Tom Holland and Zendaya If you put blazing sales in front of Zendaya, I would I would put I would go on Calhsi I put a hundred bucks on she'd be like Yes, let's fucking make this shit. Let's make this shit. No, it's a you you're right But that's what movies have always been you need young pretty people. Yes, and remember when that when that she was made all the people in it and Greg Reha and spot 33 I mean, that's that's Hollywood Hollywood is young pretty cool. Let's read your racist Yep, no that Greg Rehaens was in history of the world. Yeah, Cleveland wasn't history of the world part one That was Greg Heinz wasn't exactly. Yeah, but that's not blazing saddles, which is what I know I said history I'm saying I'm also very very racist. So I got that one

29:09One thing that we all know is Very It's what brought us together. That's true Like if you're if you're trying to make blazing saddles again or here's to the report one like Gosh if we could only find a funny Under 26 black comedian like those don't exist. There's they don't exist. How are we gonna find this first? It's you're riddled with talent. It's just who can put the movie together. Yeah, well and basically just who wants to write the checks and and it just Roll the dice with everything Well, you guys might know more about this tonight. This is what I understand like Netflix will still spend Spend a hundred million on a film on the drop of a hat. They put out two hundred million dollar films Netflix has Yeah, it's going straight to streaming. So like I can't can't one of the straighter Like that's all Tower yet like they spend two hundred million dollars and it's like Ryan Gosling gets his whole town paid for

30:10And then like it's like okay. Well how what's the budget to actually shoot? $11,000 We are spending $11,000 on the actual shoot of this movie and it looks like it But Ryan Gosling's on the tile so it is more like That's the whole thing is for years Netflix has been on the quest to check the boxes It's like a four coordinates deep, you know daytime drombody horror Featuring Ryan Goslings imaginary best friend check got it so I but I got to ask you guys guys Yeah, the iconic gene wilder part in blazing saddles Ryan Gosling Ryan Reynolds or other who do you pick for that? The wake-o kid Wake-o kid yeah See this is my shooting hand. Yeah, I shoot with this one. God. I mean that's the problem with anything actually blazing saddles related

31:14Is that it's an impossible movie to remake because it is such a unique force Talent wise like beyond the subject matter like it is just The the performances are so unique and so tailored to those people that it's hard to kind of replicate it that being said Of those two I would say Gosling Gosling's on a heater man because he's buying all the credit He like he's got I want to see him gamble. I'm like starfighter like I'm in I did let's go. Yeah No, he's doing the last starfighter what no no no no the star war it's a star wars movie They ain't got nothing to do with another star wars. What if crazy idea? It's a big wide galaxy and just a dude has an old car that goes fast That's a movie and I'm here for it. That's a movie. Yeah, that's absolutely doing that and Ghost Rider. Yeah Always you do Ghost Rider. Mm-hmm. That's great. But I'm tell you about Comic Con

32:16Ryan Ryan Reynolds Has an enormous amount of power of producer power active power and if if that dude was like we're gonna make we're gonna remake Blazing saddles that shit would absolutely get remade and I do think Ryan Gosling could absolutely get that done too But there's a there's a few guys who could do that, but there's a lot of talent out there It could be spectacular wait a minute wait a minute. What about the team behind always sunny? Could they do it? I mean that would be the you know a part of the Ryan Reynolds earth. Yeah The Ryan Reynolds the yeah the the Rob Mac yeah the same team that brought you Rex and welcome to Rex him Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I kind of feel like if it were to get made It's almost more likely that it's like a kai sanat vehicle like it's like a streamer. That's like a streamer's gonna redo But like they can hide behind. It's not really Hollywood signing off on this It's you know, well, I mean it's you're in internet wasteland. What can you possibly do?

33:18Well, I mean, I think that's kind of what we're seeing now is like the the story of movies this year are like either Tom Holland and Zendaya Whatever you want maybe they're superheroes maybe they're in mythology. Maybe they the Robin museum we don't care put the two of them together They're gonna go on a press tour everyone's gonna talk about how they're amazing They're gonna make it a trillion dollars the other side of it was you know back rooms and Obsession and that was like Now what they want is like on the horror side is this 90s indie boom of like Hey new directors are here They are extraordinarily efficient budget wise and while you're not gonna see them do a hundred thousand dollar movies anymore When we give them $20 million to make a movie it's gonna look like a hundred million dollar movie because They are are good at what they're doing and they're gonna

34:19Cast young people that young people want to see and that's the new thing So it's like I would almost feel like it's somebody that is working right now in the world of youtube or streaming That has a big idea the problem is is that everybody wants to do Christopher Nolan shit everybody wants to do What about Christopher Nolan's friends blazing saddle. Let's go. No, you know, he's a pretty a huge no dumb comic He is no make it joy. I don't want to see I don't want to see slow motion blazing saddles. I don't want to fucking see it No blazing sounds as fucking it's blazing saddles The thing about blazing saddles is it took that same cast and you put them on a stage in a fucking theater Yeah, and it's a play it will slay. Yes, there's there's things that no one does Directly they will not play on a stage and blazing saddles could I'm sure it is right. I maybe Is someone to do a blazing saddles a stage. What is the funniest Christopher Nolan movie? There is not one

35:23There is no Mathematically What momento has the most laughs maybe Maybe What it was your favorite show That's not what he does they're chasing me that was kind of funny in a He's not no, oh wait no, no when he busted a nut and did his catch phrase in often I was great I'm become death dot com Anyway, that's the bus here's me Orgasmine I have no idea Well a Florence dude like that's you guys are you guys are dirty minded people and I don't appreciate Cinophiles is that what you call cinophiles people who appreciate the celluloid art form. Yeah Oh, I'm sorry The feeling category called porn where they're very talented

36:26This is the first time hearing of such a thing Oh, I feel like I've lost some form of innocence I feel like you gentlemen are a group of rock scallions and Kentucky There's that moment in inception when Tom Hardy's like you mustn't be afraid to dream a bit big a darling And then pulls out the gigantic grenade launcher. That was a funny joke. Yeah Yeah, okay, that's fair Home bad man had a chuckle Yeah, pray to me I don't know I was just throwing it out here Jesus There was no Who's the Joker Well, you know what now the Joker curses upon us if you play the Joker you will die Which is the book I would write on the fucking drop of a hat. Oh, oh, oh hold on like a like a Hollywood tale

37:29Like like a true like anybody who plays this role dies kind of thing It's spinal tap but for acting. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, yeah Yeah, would you make it a like an actual murderer or would it be a supernatural thing? I'm not sure yet I'm not sure you know, we're doing it again. We're doing it again. We're getting inside is fine We Shot the fuck up. I would work on that on my own. Yeah over here. Yeah, and you guys would be doing other shit over here Because I don't want fucking chili con carne or any Come on Cardi cow. Yeah, I work for a living. I know I work for a living at right serious God Everybody go buy it rate of five stars, but if they do Would you think that they people who play the Joker like it's like a like an Indian curse or like maybe this is the origin of the curse So it's like it was originally the great fool of the tribe right in it and so yeah or you ground it more realistically

38:31And it's like the makeup artist that's been working on it like on the character forever. Oh He's like to maybe he's the shaman and he does the war paint but it won't come off for something sure. Yeah, we could fucking war I was gonna be up for a war on this book till you fucking or You could just you could just even king it up and it's an alien Yeah, and also they walk through a door and then they end up in Maine. Yeah, they're in Kentucky Take a left turn they knock on a tree they open the tree they're in a diamond Into the 19th And it's a town of Stephen King It's 1972 it's Castle Rock and somehow the fucking singer for the doors is behind the counter working Working the fucking soda It's no if you're welcome. No, it's it is not writing itself and we don't even charge for this. I know yeah, this is a free I don't know why you're complaining Like

39:32I'm just saying you need to find someone else to write this ship for you because No, why the job I think they have to do Doc protest too much is what I would say okay, okay, hold on hold on They okay the Joker bit they do get the war paint makeup off Yeah, and what reveals underneath they are Vikings after all. Oh, they they're Kentucky Vikings They're all Kentucky Maybe maybe they're the fort the camera It's a Viking speed the Packers this weekend. Oh, hey, we I'm not I'm not gonna say that that's a bad idea that That's great then then he didn't so when when are you gonna finish it? Okay? All right, so I'm gonna push a deadline So Brian yeah, you're you're you're Pressiant pre-cognitive ability I'm gonna go ahead and give you now. I'm gonna give you a fucking spoiler. Oh, no Yeah, it's deep. It's deep for the book. So in this book

40:34The capital could try yes as a particular form of Some people would feel that phrase war paint is racist, but there is decorative warrior Paint makeup if you will yes to kind of get people in the fucking zone. Yeah, and the reason this is correlates to modern day is in the NFL. There's a lot of demonstrative iBlack that's right doing different ways because it helps the players it helps players dial in To the mentality they need to to perform yeah, so in this type because I'm a Detroit Lions fan to the fucking to the core since I was five years old the caponoka Their iBlack is here Down here and that is aaden Hutchinson from the Detroit Lions so because this book starts in michigan I have taken a Current Detroit lion and his creativity and worked it into the book the book and the reason this ties in Brian is because

41:40Aiden Hutchinson is a huge fan of the show Vikings and that's why he asked that I makeup Because he said number one. He's a player number two. He's a marketer. He's gonna make an enormous one Yeah, he's like number three. He's a nerd who loves the show Vikings and dials it all in so beneath them Beneath the Joker makeup. Yep makes a lot of sense Brian. Awesome. He's been cast as the Joker and is now marked for death in the new Scott signal is tickler original story yep joker death. Yep joker death sorry, sorry, sorry, I can't help you You're going that's our opening that's our opening scene our opening scene is variety announcing that aaden Hutchinson has been cast as the Joker Yep, the cursed part where everybody dies Uh, I think you do a good job though. I think you do a good job It would be a lot more muscle mass than the Joker traditionally has well Yes, that that's a different angle. I mean Joker

42:42Barrett Joker who's the buffus Joker. It was Sid Caesar wasn't it Well, it might be dead do blotties. He did a lot of plotty said dead. He invented plies. You guys know that Sid Caesar invented blotties. Yeah, he took his name off and licensed it because you know, he want to make money Because he already had his deal with the palace. So he's like I got to take Yeah, yeah, so Brian. I'm not gonna lie. I think this is likes. I think it is likes. This is great Did you hear that again? It's a yes from him good good side off everybody get excited. Hey, it's coming for sure Yes from me conceptually. I'm not gonna write it, but it sounds awesome. I'd watch it. You heard it. You heard the man said he's gonna write it So you guys you guys are so close to giving divorce right my wife is watching right now I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm gonna get divorced and I want to get divorced

43:44Fuck he balls. I love my wife god damn it So during during the bonus podcast you were telling me about the bold move of the whatever the baller football team That didn't want to acknowledge time zones was gonna roll in oh yeah night gig how did that go? Very poorly yeah for people who don't understand or don't give a shit about football This is not a story about football. It's not so easy. That's I don't know who's since time zones He was another actor. Yeah They're actors. Yeah, but uh Just tell us yeah, let's go. So the LA Rams and the San Francisco 49ers were playing a game in Melbourne, Australia Which is a very very very long plane flight away and it is many many many time zones away And the 49ers decided that they were going to do what everybody normally does whenever you have to go adjust to Australia and time zones and go a week early

44:45So all the athletes who are you know fine-tuning their body for performances Uh each and every week that they would have their ability to get acclimated to the local time zone The LA Rams decided more on's Don't do that You should fly in literally the day of Play the game and then fly right back Our goal is for these players to not adjust to the time zone right because it might fuck them up later They're not gonna play that much Uh no matter what so they got the biggest commercial plane that they could rent where every player had a lay flat seat They flew out and it was this big thing They were leaking to the press that like for the last two years They've sent people out to Australia and wearing heart monitors so they can understand The rhythms and they can optimize for everything And the result was clear. Oh

45:48Very good. They got fucking blown out and their best players on injured reserve Oh wow So turns out I just straight put your head out of baseball bat close your eyes and run around circles Then take that grid iron not the best plan turns out It was like oh and by the way they got blown out later in the game as if their bodies weren't prepared for the Grooling nature of an NFL game as it wore on that's where they wound up getting blown out. Whoops. Uh yeah So uh chalk one up to conventional wisdom Have you guys been to Australia? I have he has I have not Yeah, and what was your what was your experience with the shift to the times it that flight is like Look, you know you're in for a long flight, right? You know you've been on long drives you do all this stuff You're like okay, there's a long one and then another long one you're like and we're at the end of the long

46:50And then you look and there's eight more hours. I mean it is it is the right amount of comedically Overly long and We were lucky enough that it was one of those half empty flights So it's like you're laying across an entire row Oh, yeah, even imagine would that be like actually sitting in one chair the whole time Yeah, I got the best device when I went um, I was newly published got to do a tour in Australia And I can't remember who was wish I did they were like here's the here's the here's the thing You want to stay up as long as you can and fight All your urge you go to sleep, but eight hours before you land That's when you go to sleep and that worked out pretty well for me, but the thing is I am showing up at a convention and I have to be relatively conscious and just smile a lot and deal with people I don't have 320 pound people trying to bust me in the mouth every day and take my head off

47:50I think as Justin said The the winning team had the right strategy take a week acclimate and and get into it Yeah, so the the argument is if you still want to think that it wasn't the dumbest fucking idea ever for which there is now ample evidence that it might Well, I mean man make a guess I would guess that it's expensive to burn all that time and and stuff and it's like you take the L Whatever the whatever the loss is on you know the total revenues and momentum for the team is offset by the by doing it on the cheap No, okay, no, no, they have I believe the richest owner in the NFL. Oh, yeah, that just built a new stadium in LA with like almost all private money. So like That is that is the money is not the problem. They were big braining it. They were like Yeah, the argument is that they wouldn't fuck up their time zones for week two So if they lose in week two then it was Really

48:51You're actually dumb there. They might well have already done that by getting their top player on defense injured He's gonna be injured I guess for the next four weeks. Wow. Justin is correct. This is it's not a money issue It was a it was a strategy philosophy issue These dudes are are so goddamn rich You're like we can't even conceive how much money they have to blow on it up to remake blazing saddles Oh, we do that. You know what you know what you know what let's let's contact them Let's go to the owners of the 49ers be like hey guys. Okay, guarantee a hundred million dollars before I do that Here's the problem. They're gonna they're gonna tell me how expensive it is to make a speculative bet. Here's what I'm gonna do Scott I'm gonna need you to write the novelization of blazing saddles Then we go rolling in with a hit book. I learned it from a podcast You're the fucking magician. You've been on all the media's in the world So I will now call you I will fucking call you out right now. I'll call you up right fucking now. No. I swear to God

49:57Brian yes, if you can get a fucking meeting with the Niners ownership I will come in there and also I'm already west coast from acclimated to time zones Yeah, I will come in there and I will put on a fucking dog and pony show and that off That you will be blown away with and you are an a list fucking performer. I swear to God this is gonna be like you're gonna be this Shit six wrong. That's it. That's all you do and let me do that. We will fucking sell them. I'll give you take 200 million I mean if we're if we're I challenge you son. I challenge you. Let's go. All right. All right If we're talking about the 49ers ownership you can Apparently meet with him for a lot less than I can tell him how how it tricks done You can meet him for a clip of David Blaine doing a trick I'll say I will tell you how it's done. I just need to bring my friend with me And then we come in and we're like how's the trick done? I was like one second listen to this pitch boom Then he'll forget all about the trick. No, you will tell like listen

50:59How about you invest 200 million and the back end 350 million you're gonna profit 150 million International and then DVD would still exist and then streaming We're gonna make you a butt ton of money, but you got a fucking chip in now you bring in your friend They don't want to see David Blaine's trick. Yeah, they might actually they might I don't know just just use David Blaine's tricks to get out of I got out of the You got the DUI by David Blaine's tricks But yeah, essentially what Yeah, so I was coming back from the bar and I was um Kids this is a fictional story. Yeah, it didn't really happen. This is oh I'm not only scots not the only fiction story right here. This is a hilarious short story that I'm I wrote previously and Work shopping it. Yeah, I was coming back from the bar a character game Justin Robert. That's right I was coming back from the bar and All of a sudden the thing that you never want to see when you come back from bar

52:02And I'm not like trash or anything, but I'm certainly not in I'm not feeling like the most confident. I've ever felt But the moment the moment you squinted and are like I'm pretty sure like that then you know that you don't want It was it was just one of those things you don't want the brothelizer. Yeah, well and You know again, this is a motivation in my character Yeah, you've lived in Florida enough to know that you're gonna refuse the breath the lizer which means you're really just You're stealing yourself for the fact that you're probably gonna spend some time in a drunk tank Eventually you're gonna have to fight the charges Boba Boba Boba Bob right? Yeah, yeah, so anyway they pull me over but also I'm not Nothing egregious is happening and I'm not speeding in any kind of meaningful way And so I'm kind of surprised that I'm getting pulled over

53:06Cop comes over and he's like bored. You can tell he's bored Yep, and he's like, yeah, yeah, what are you doing? Bubba, and I'm like I'm handing him like yes sir no sir Boba, blah There's a crate with a bunch of Envelopes in the back of my characters car a suspiciously large number of envelopes unusual these envelopes and it's because at the time my character was working selling DVDs for a magic website So he's like what is that and I explain what I just explained there that I you know, oh, it's magic And he's like oh really like David Blaine and I'm like yeah It's like and so you explain what the tricks are and I'm like Yeah, what David Blaine trick. Do you want to know how it's done? I can tell you literally how every David Blaine trick Is done. What do you want to know? I'll tell you everything and he's like really and I'm like yeah Whatever whatever you want and he's like

54:07There's that one time where people are like behind him and he like just floats on the ground And I'm like if you let me get out of the car. I'll show you exactly how to do that. No fucking way Yeah, and he's like sure so I go again out of the car And I'm doing the thing To set the seat for the audio listeners because some people ain't seen it like Justin Turns turns around with his back to the cop. Yeah shows what like like like Christ and then and he has to It's the bell-due. She levitation. Look it up. Yeah, this is not fucking true. You did not fucking do this Wait wait for the end wait for the end. So there's Justin rising like Christ the Redeemer. Yeah In front of a cop who's right at his feet And then another cop pulls up and he's like hey, what are you guys doing? And he's like Oh, he showed me how David Blaine levitates and meanwhile I'm not just doing the trick I'm like come look over and I'm like giving him like perspective on like so the one to goes over the other toe

55:12And you're like and you're trying and you really want to have it in your calves That's really where you're gonna like like you're gonna flex there and he's like oh yeah Another cop pulls over and he's like he's like what are you guys doing and He's like always showing me how David Blaine levitates and he's like oh, I thought you were giving him the field So I'm like no no no not that certainly no no need for that. I mean could have could have done person fly Exactly So anyway, I get back in the car and he's like okay. I just want to I just need to run your license And I'm like this is the fucking greatest man. I can't believe this seems like it's gone great if he for my character Yeah, if this character this character yeah, the plot And the guy comes back and he's like um So There's a law in Florida That if there is a cop car that has its lights on you either need to slow down To 20 miles below the speed limit or you need to pull over a full lane

56:17You got pulled over because you were doing you were going less than the speed limit But you were not doing 20 miles less than the speed limit And so that's why we pulled you over so I'm gonna give you a ticket for that And you're like I love that ticket and that's a good ticket I was like okay, and then I got annoyed that I got that ticket because I mean come on yeah, because you're cared my character you want Fuck it nailed it, but like So that was that that was a great I have a character called irresponsible decisions by a person who wasn't Justin Robert Florida man Yeah, I obey I obey a A Michigan man blazing saddle story which is entitled I understand how biology works And in this story There is a protagonist if you will he's dashing. It's very cut jaw. He's very handsome He's at a bar and he's meeting a former guitar player in which you know they went and barred again They were band together

57:17Gets together for a couple drinks has two beers not that big of a deal no big deal. Nobody is fucking run over There's no school bus of orphans getting ploughed down and he pulls out of the bar And you know Fucking there was some like predators in the story predators. Yeah, like we're gonna get people out of the bar And this gentleman Male protagonist yep that There is a timeline to the biology of processing alcohol within the system So this protagonist gets pulled over and is like finger. I can delay The better chance if I have an a sobriety test That it will drop below the legal limit. Yeah, which Michigan was I'm I'm pulling this up as that point to I was gonna say yeah point to oh missions point to oh so I'm like all like all this character has to do is like Slow shit down And entertain these bored motherfuckers for work fuck on am in the

58:19There'll be hanging out with her peeps or asleep not riding a patrol car at one am so they pull me up They pull this character over the character and they're like You like doj if I did it boba He might be doing this happen The glove fit Yeah, it is in they and I'm like slow down so let this character literally tongue is no she's like Hello officer. What can I do for you this evening? Well, we noticed you you pulled out of this bar And it was literally not even I pulled out they pulled out pulled over So I was like we want to do a if you have anything drink to Course this character realizes You can drink because they can smell your breath. They probably smell beer and breath. Yeah, like Yeah, I think I had a beer, but I was there for three hours had one beer Yeah, and this is dialogue right now people this dialogue script dialogue and they're like okay So we need show show show show you you are licensed and this character is like

59:23Do you have a definitive reason that I've been pulled over at this time? Did I violate any traffic stops and the care Please care. It's like no you didn't and the character's like can you give me more information By and time by and time yeah, and then this crazy fucking shit at this chat happens this Possibly a true story can't say for sure. Yeah, like we're gonna need your license like all right Give me minute. I'm gonna give my license. I'm gonna show it to you But I'm not gonna hand it to you Because that is against the law. I don't need to hand just need to show you yeah, so I'm gonna put it against The inside of the glass of the driver's side door all the information needs right there You don't need to take my license because I don't I don't trust that I will get my license back Okay, can I guess what happens he leans forward and you grab his neck tie and then you reveal the war paint because you're the Joker Sorry, I wish that was the truth. It's much sadder than that in the story So I put the license I'm gonna and a 19

1:00:2719 914 probe I think is the character's car chariote of the gods All good meaning you know with the one winking headlight. Yeah, I put it against the inside of the driver's side glass And then he leans down look at it and somehow I lost my grip and that license Slips no The glass cap oh no no no no door of the car So now the only way this cop is getting the license is to get in jaw's of life and disassemble the door And this character remembers look gambi like that was crazy and you can see the copy like god Jamit and then begins the like when you take a breathalyzer test and the character's like let's wait a minute Let's just stretch this out. Yeah, and then get out and have to do the walk. Yeah, do the walk And the walk was some characters have coordination peace of cake. No problem. This this this whatever the

1:01:28And let's go you grab all your bullshit. Yeah, and then finally All right, listen, we've been here for 35 minutes You're gonna do breathalyzer test right now Or you're going to jail. Oh, no, and I've been told several times like breathalyzer jail like what what are my other options? Yeah Yeah, and then brother of the size are a point one nine and the officer was so angry I thought I was gonna get faton I thought I was gonna get and I would have taken the shalacan. Yeah, I thought it was gonna get beat down a point one nine Wow, I made up I made up point two oh for comedic effect that wasn't actually the Whatever yeah point one nine. I never got that license back. I had to go get a new license It costs it cost money, but that was my story. So there you go So just a great story that's from me and scott's new collaborative short story collection called not true Stories that definitely are real stories about us. Yeah

1:02:30felt so bad, but I did not have any legal altercations the character did not anyways That's a main brain you've had that you have had to have brushes of law enforcement Yeah, there's no way you must have written a short story. I mean I've written some short story But but my favorite short story was a friend of mine and this really is a friend of mine He uh, okay He was he was running tech for a prop comedian a lot of props and Tour schedules in the college market get pretty crazy and They did they had this thing where where the guy was so exhausted They they had to do a crazy all night drive through the mountains and the snow and all that stuff And I like three in the morning This dude is is falling asleep and so uh my friend is driving and he gets pulled over for doing 20 over or something Because they're trying to make a lot of tracks at an overnight drive and the cop is like well Let me run your your stuff and he comes back is like hey man. I am really sorry about this

1:03:34But there is an unpaid parking there's a warrant out for your arrest and and meanwhile it's three in the morning The it's very the side, you know all of the props are in there, you know It looks like like somebody's got a place to go in the middle of a tour and and just racing because this is gonna Fuck up the overnight drive this yeah, they're dude can't yeah make it like this is gonna break an awful lot and desperate my friend says oh So weird I just realized I accidentally took my brother's license when I got on the road smart. I'm not Ted is guy able to gok. I'm Joe Gable DeGoc my uh and then there was like a pause and a freeze and he goes No way huh and he goes and he was like If you you do not get behind that wheel I'm gonna let you off with with a warning because you're not that guy. So you had to wake up

1:04:36Wait, you had to wake up the sleep a dude sleep a dude was behind the wheel and an hour later It's now like four in the morning sleeping dude is really not well He's like you gotta drive you gotta drive him like did you keep my friend was like Did you miss the part where I almost went to jail for this freaking? That's in the system and we're still in the state. I think it was Wyoming And then finally what they agreed on is like look I was at the cruise control Put your hand on the wheel Yeah, so the performer is leaving That's with the promising you're gonna wake him up and he just kept going through through all of Wyoming That see that's what I was looking for only you can be like I think you Why it's a huge fucking state. How do you not know what state this story happens in yeah Well, because it didn't have that to be yeah, that's it. That's an author. That's an author's choice Yes, yeah, no you can decide these things

1:05:37See in the world the fish has got your creativity is your playground I think it was Wyoming. There's only 50 states bro. I'm pretty sure you're brain. No Wyoming Also Wyoming feels like a state that that it's not unreasonable to let the person of the passenger seat drive for multiple hours while the drivers All because I guarantee you the cops in Wyoming. They've seen that shit like 12 times. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's another passenger seat driver road Just keep on I don't know whether it's out of the world You would have a higher or lower bribery Like because I'm not a higher dude on one hand. There is a lot of situations like that where it's like I can't imagine that that dude Station house was close right yeah, it's like this is going to be a massive fucking hassle If you do some shit at three o'clock in the morning but You know, they're kind of got a bit of a boy scout ranchers, you know, you're you're I'm sure but also your your bond kind of like in Wyoming

1:06:44There's got to be like oh you want my license? Here's my wallet. Oobs there's $300 peaking out of it. Come on It's why you know that that's more of a city thing. I feel like I feel like city folks just don't get it Yeah, the country the country people are like No, like I'm a man of the law. I need to well sure if I'm not if not if not giving an iron will then it's anarchy Amongst the prairie I think that is probably a statistical Commonality across all the jurisdictions. I do they're absolutely they're absolutely fucking cops in New York I'm like you did not Did you really just hand me your wallet take your fucking license out now? Okay, what I heard what I heard is college This is this is college folklore Was you you take I guess 20 always back when that was a lot of money You fold up a bill and you tape it to the back of your license and then you hand them that And then if they ask what that's about you're like oh, it's in case of emergencies. So I always have cash

1:07:50Sorry about that. And then I was literally about safe Alternately tapes at 20 back in the license a magician I would say yeah No, if I were a cop trying to get bribe like that and be like this motherfucker as tape Well, that's that's that's somebody I need to be Bride by well, it was so it's so allegedly Look at this fucker. He's got tape Well allegedly that they would go back to run the license and the license would come back You know just absent that extra baggage Then you'd be yeah, that's the that's the way it works at three o'clock in the morning when you're on a isolated highway Where you know that if anything problematic happens it's only you you're the only person or at least You're not the body can't think really All the axon yeah Are you a are you a palm greaser at like Vegas like will you like like throw an extra 20 to like

1:08:51Okay, wait we we did our shoot on Sunday I only after the fact realized that I've become very cavalier about just handing out money for things With it when I went up I was like hey I'm with you. Yeah, in a bit. We're gonna need one of these things We like that one. It can hold on to it. Here's $20 and then I only afterwards I was like yeah, I don't think 10 years ago that would just be my default thing to do yeah I agree and to answer your question Justin and Brian your comment is I think it gets to a point where As you age up and you Level up succeed up you like dude next to 20 next to 40. It's not that big of a deal, right? And then you realize that you are most of the people you're interacting with are early 20s to early 30s And an extra 20 to them has a significantly

1:09:51proportional impact on their lives than it does in ours and I'm like now I'm just like I'm not a I'm not so a hand greaser I'm a big tipper all the time. Yeah, if you if you show up you do your thing because at this point, you know that 40 bucks for me is Less significant than 40 bucks is for the person who's busting their nuts all day long So yeah, I'm a big tipper, but I I'm not I'm not smooth. I'm not a greaser like put it out beforehand after the fact like yeah great job man and make somebody's day. Yeah Yeah, I I should get better at that especially in Vegas where it's kind of like Like no one no one's gonna be like get that out of here. Yeah, like that's like a part of the culture of like Hey man if anything my anxiety in Vegas would be knowing what What is a good tip what is what is what is a good bribe? What is a bad bribe? Well, and also like you know a bribe If we're going to like I mean and this is a bad example because normally if we go to like pen and teller or something

1:10:54We are like getting we're usually a friend of a friend. Yeah, but like If I'm going to a show in Vegas, it is like known That if you go to an usher and you're like hey, I'm trying to find my seats and you hand them You know some money that they'll be like aw sir right this way. Oh guy into a theory That is a tip to find your actual seat and depending on the tip you may find your actual seat or you may find What is now your actual seat exactly? Well, then it's a two it's a two part. It's the the money is A token of respect Then there's also there is also like hey, I'm trying to find my seat. Thank you so much for helping us out I really appreciate what you're doing. I know you probably do with a bunch of bullshit tonight. I appreciate you Like it's it's it's a combo. It's a combo play right? It's like hey, here's a little bit extra for you They weren't expecting also like man. Thank you so much for helping us out. I think that's the magic sauce

1:11:54The other side is what you don't want it to come off of Come off as is like hey slave in danger your job for my benefit. Yeah, well that's tough Yeah, it needs to be kind of just Happy accident where where it's I can't feel transactional because that triggers a whole more realistic What if all right? How about this? This is the new way to do it. You just leave here with the haze Slave in danger your job for my benefit. No, no, no, no, no opening. This is the opening line of losing Settles the boat coming soon No I'm not writing that shit I write that shit protest too much You're like not under not under the name Scott sigler I even write a short story about how a guy wrote a short story You know like well once somebody was commissioned right the following here's a Bocryphal notes

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