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Salty Cracker — Hunter Sad He Torched Your Money ReeEEestream 09-14-26. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
When we do the restrain, bigots. Hope you're having a wonderful, some is a wonderful Monday. That sounds like something to your ass kicked. I'll say anything like that. Sorry, lads. Sorry. Oh, I saw my gun case in the Mondays. Alright. I'm right here with you. If you want to call this work. Look at me. Shown up to work on a Monday. Here we go. Boom. Alright, looking sexy, looking smooth. Got that there. We've got a sad story of poor hunter boys. Poor hunter. Where's hunter? I found him. He said he's so sad. Oh, my God. I can't believe you guys are mad at me. Can't believe that we're mad at you.
Only robbed a bunch of people. Legally, of course. Legally, of course. Hey, man, it didn't steal from anybody. You trying to change the definition of steel? That's weird. This shut up, Paul. Chris did nothing wrong. Boys. Chris did nothing wrong. Florida space coast reporting in. Thank you, Uncle G double J. There you go, boys. There you go, boys. Thank you to tonight's first sponsor, by the way. We've got blackout coffee lads. Let me tell you something straight up. I'm extremely picky about what I put in this body because it's a temple, not the hair, but the rest of it. It's a temple. And blackout coffee checks every single box. The family run American company, roasting fresh coffee right here in the United States of America, built by people who love America freedom. They believe in hard work. And of course, this country. No global corporations, no fake activism, no lectures, just damn good coffee made by Americans for America. It's not going to lecture you like that Starbucks company. Hey, Starbucks, worry about all the dead homeless people in your bathroom. Yeah.
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It's a trap. What a, what a, what a, what a. Yeah. But not, but totally not guys, but totally not. No, this is, it was just an accident. Everything's an accident. Whoopsies. Whoopsies. Who the fuck woke up one day and said, you know what? I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna financially invest in that young man's startup over there. That Hunter Biden's got his head screwed on straight. I like the cut of his jib. And he's going places lads. So I want to get in on the ground floor of whatever he's doing over there. This is a man with a track record of vast successes. Look at that resume boys. It's dripping, dripping with experience. I'm gonna buy some Hunter coin. I'm gonna buy some, some laptop coin. Don't, you know, fucking stupid. He's a, like, he's stupid thing to do.
Now, the guy, the guy who, the guy who, Dirty and interviewer told the lady that he snorted Parmesan. He was such a fucking crackhead that he was, no one's gonna believe me. There's so many things that are going. That's a dumb joke. It's a lame ass joke. It's not, it's not a joke. Well, the joke's on us. That's the joke. Fuck you. There's a joke in there somewhere and that joke's on us. Sadly enough essays. But Hunter Biden Parmesan cheese, that's the thing. And people were like, well, listen, I want to get in on the ground floor of that. Who the hell knows how do you spell Parmesan? Fuck that. Is this, is this it in here? I got it. I got it. Parmesan. Actually, not that hard, boys. How do you spell all of Garden? Delicious. And if you got something bad and negative to say about all Garden, fuck you, cut, you're getting banned. Don't bring that energy in here. I know that you guys like to laugh and slag,
make fun of and mock all of Garden. You ain't doing it here. Fuck you. We the Italian mafia when it comes to all, anyway. Parmesan, boys, pass it. Yeah. I spent more time on my hands and knees, picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine. I probably smoked more Parmesan cheese than anyone. Anyone that you know, I'm sure Tracy. Oh, look at him. He's so level. He's the every man. He's the every man. I am now feeling compelled to buy his coin. Now, if fucking doze, he got me, man. Oh, he's so endearing. Look at that. He likes to smoke Parmesan cheese. First of all, again, I'm not that antiquated with Coke. But one's a powder and one's a cheat. Like, again, he's a crack head.
So I'm sitting here from a position of a non-crack head, trying to understand how a crack head would confuse fucking cheese and cocaine powder. That's just dumb. I guess I'm the fucking co-cat in this situation. He talked to bag in the White House. Yeah, they keep telling everybody they could have cracked that code. They could have figured it out. They listen, secret service. This is the thing that I don't at all understand. I'm sitting there going, Trump's got secret service people around him. That, let's let's go at face value. Donald Trump's secret service people, they're retarded. They're retarded. They can't find who left a baggy of Coke in the White House. The most secure fucking building on this side of the planet, I would say probably the planet itself, but I'll be generous and say,
listen, this side of the planet, it's the most fucking secure building outside of Area 51, a tiny gray aliens boys. But they couldn't crack that fucking code. The country's elite law enforcement. It's if by the, who's cocaine? It's hunters or commas. It's clearly not Joe's. I mean, that's the fucking Joey is the only person who doesn't have fingerprints on that fucking baggy. Joey, sleepy fucking Joe over there is the only person exonerated in this fucking search. Yeah. No, the motherfucker can't keep his eyepiepers open. That dude's not on Coke. Everybody else that made me the guy who's like, ah. Woo. We have him on video for the Fourth of July and the dudes crawling out of his skin.
I've cracked the code. Right? I got it. I got it. Did he smoke good a fucking good a boys? Absolutely nuts. Oh no, blackout coffee doesn't shit while it's barely out. So bitch, good morning from Australia. I'll talk to him. I'll talk to him. Awesome. We gotta fix that. You gotta fix that. It's crazy, man. No. We'll get to work on that. There's so many people I'd rather give money to besides Hunter Biden. Whole family's fucked up. Well, so we got to stick plug 100% 100%. Thank you, brother. Thank you. Laptop coin is a trick algorithm. So if someone searches Hunter Biden, laptop, Google bring up his coin. Not the truth. Oh, that's fucking smart. Holy shit. That's smart. That's smart. That's a freighter levels. Shmaa. Anyway, the way that we got to this ridiculous situation where you have this co-cad recovering co-cad.
Come on, people out there is his image was laundered. His image was laundered. And there's a laws broken over here, by the way. Ruck pulling people's totally legal because these crypto coins and the crypto coins scam these glitch McConnell, Washington DC boomers, they can't comprehend how any of this works. They're still using the motherfucking net scape navigator over there at glitch McConnell's house. And so these fucking cocksuckers in DC, they haven't figured out how to enrich themselves from the crypto scams at this point. So the crypto scams aren't, there's no laws written on this. You can launch a coin and totally fucking screw over a bunch of people. And it's not illegal. This keeps happening.
It keeps happening. The hawk to a chick. Rugg pulled the fuck. I think one of the, one of the polls, everybody's, it's always a scam. I don't say it's always here. I don't wanna get sued by some crypto bro. Much like Stonks. All right, I'll explain it in the way that you can explain to Stonks. Cause they've been around for, well, I mean, if you wanna go back to the British market, they've been around for hundreds of years. But by the time you as a normie, by the time you hear about something, a bunch of scumbag rat fuckers have figured out a way to exploit it at your expense. Everything's game, everything's game. It's crazy to me. So if you're sitting there and go, oh shit, I heard this. Oh, you heard it. You heard it.
Okay. Well, by the time you heard it, somebody else has already configured a way to fuck you out of your money. All right. And every single time this happens with these, these crypto fuckers, a bunch of nerds, a bunch of scumbag nerds being whipped by the way. The nerds don't even know the fuck they're doing. You gotta put your Asian fucking nerds with thick glasses. Try not to touch a homosexual rush. They're deep in a basement coding. And then you've got some, you got some scumbags behind going, code nerd, code. And then those people then go out and they get a face for a coin. And then those people rob everybody. That's how that works. And this guy's, he's not going to admit it. They, they, they, they, not of them do. You're, you're not going to go to prison, bro.
What are you fucking? First of all, what you did's not illegal. You have an opportunity. This is, you got a bunch of assholes laundering this guy and they're laundering him as all shucks look at him. All shit, look at his human essence. He's fighting addictions. I got a weird suspicion. He's not fighting any addictions. I, this guy's a wild degenerate. I imagine he's never been off the wagon or on the way. I don't understand how that fucking term works. I got a weird, I got a weird feeling if you took a sample of his fucking hair and put it in some sort of drug test, the fucking test would explode. And so he's got an opportunity to actually go, listen, man, I have no idea what the fuck is going on. A bunch of these dudes told me that this would work. And I noticed that they've got new Rolexes and you've all been fucking robbed and he would throw those dudes under the fucking bus. But now he ain't gonna do it and said he comes out that he goes, guys, I'm sorry. Guys, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
He ain't fucking sorry. He's sorry. He's never sorry. That's the fucking point. But he keeps going on everybody's podcast. He's on Megan Kelly's podcast. Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson. He's on everybody's podcast. And everybody keeps telling you how great a dude he is. And all of those podcasters laundered that dude's image to you, to rob you. They're all cons. Every single one of those podcasters that massage that crack heads, fucking balls. So he could grease a fucking bunch of normies to get them to buy this laptop coin. They fucked you. They fucked you raw. They didn't even give you a reach around. They used no lube. Idiots. Fuck all of you, by the way. Idiots. Now you got a, yeah, thanks, but you. So he's sad. He's sad guys. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so sad. So sad. He's gonna do it.
He's a, he's a, this is what people do on TikTok, right? I'm gonna go in my court. I'm going to go in my court. That's not even his car. He went and got somebody else's fucking Tahoe for this. He's a rich cock sucker. He's driving around in Bentley's. Yeah, yeah, got him on video driving a GT3 RS. Fucking Porsche at 180 miles per hour. Wow, smokey cock. That's not his car. He's lying to you. This is all fake and gay. He's greasing you some more by the way. Like you didn't get enough money by the way. In crazy fucking incredible amounts of crazy. Hey, everyone, honor here. It's been a long couple days. Why? I'm used to long days. Why has it been a lot? You didn't lose anybody. What's up? Guys has been along for you. No, not for you. You made a bunch of money. No, man, I'm like super different.
What fuck you? Again, any retard that buys that he didn't make any money off of this, you deserve to get fucking rug pulled. Yeah, no, fuck you. Get rug pulled again idiot. Hey, you fucking retard. Yeah, he didn't make any money. So buy some more of his fucking coin, you fucking idiot. I want to make one thing clear is that this is my fucking token. Oh, I've been working on this thing for six months straight. Oh, six months. And I have gone in deep. You know, the crypto current and understanding exactly what I was getting into. Clearly. And what I was getting into is trying to do something just markedly different than what has been offered up to the community. Clearly. The past two years. Clearly. So guys, he's been working on this. Here's how you know he's never worked a day in his life. Here's how you know he said, I've been working on this forever. How long have you been working on it for six months? Yeah, that's not that long. Six months.
I got slices of cake and my fucking fridge that are older than that. Six months. Motherfucker, you've never punched a clock. Have you? Have you? Have you? Guys, you wouldn't believe how hard I've been working on this. This tumultuous big coin over here. Cracked the code, throwing in long hours. Heavy days, boys grinding it out for six for six months. Six months. Oh, six. Whoa, shit, not a whole six months. You fucking ass. He's so out of touch. He has no idea how insane it is to tell people that he's trying to endear himself as the working man. And he's never worked a day in his life. Okay. But listen, guys, I try to offer something that's completely different. Oh, guys, guys, it's his fucking coin. And he's trying to offer something that's markedly different.
Weird how it did the exact same thing every single one of these coins does. That's weird. Well, I can see that six months was really put to good use. I see that that six months, you solved a lot of those impossible questions out there. Look at that. You bunker down, you huntered, hunkered down. Got to work, put in a good six months. And you surprised, delivered what every single one of these things delivers. And it's a fucking scam. Whoa, well, that's my fucking coin. Watch your nose something right now. It's my fucking coin, right? Hunter, Biden, S-Quire. I take full responsibility and full accountability. It's my fucking coin. Cool, so you're gonna get people back to their money? Oh, no. Oh, I was gonna say it. Oh, I was, oh, so, let's say, I want some of this. That's, that's like a crazy over here. All right? I just want to say I'm taking accountability. I want to fucking actually take accountability. You fuck, are you fucking kidding me?
Look at me. I'm a quiet kid. Buy more coin. I don't fucking know. Don't, oh, say some more stupid shit. That's something that actually could help build community into something that's worthwhile. OK, catch the watch. To that end, that's why we owe a 20% air drop to both my substab subscribers. But also the people that lost money on the Trump tokens and air drops to come in the future. And not only that, is that we also build into it. Guys, guys, listen. Remember when, remember when, brump, brump, brump, brump, brump, brump, you brump didn't rob anybody to this extent. You got some fucking balls, bro, to bring up somebody else's coin. You just rug pulled everybody. Like every single person who bought your fucking coin
is deep in the red, you fucked everybody over. Some people didn't get fucked over in the Trump coin. No, you, you surpassed that. You moonshot that, fucked everybody up. The fact that you got the balls to invoke anybody else's coin is incredible levels of Hunter Biden, Gay, Hubras. And then he goes, hey, don't worry everybody. We're gonna be air drop and use some coins. Those fucking worthless coins. What the fuck? Hey everybody, I know that but you got fucking ganged. But don't worry, I'm gonna pepper out a few worthless fucking coins. Your God, you're a Hunter Biden fucking shitty coin is worth 20 cents. It's now at 20 cents. It was at 300 something fucking dollars. It's now at 20 cents, even 20 cents. I think it might be 20 or 12 cents boys. It's at 20 cents, bro. Hey everybody, I got 20 cents coin.
I'm air drop in it to you. Oh, oh man. Oh, what do I do with all of it? Look at this. Look at this. I'm gonna wash of Hunter Biden riches over here boys. Watch out. Hope I got my motherfucking floaties on as I swim around this vast amount of scrooge, big duck levels of Hunter Biden fucking coin. You fucking dickhead. But a charity component that's really, really important to me that ultimately will go to a charity's related to recovery and addiction. And then the first ever prediction market embedded into a coin. Oh, that's why? I was intimately involved in every single discussion, every single step of the way creating the tokenomics, creating the way in which the coin would be presented. Sure. And you know what, at the end of the day, it's my responsibility. You keep saying that. You keep saying your tape, it's your coin, it's your fucking coin, it's your coin, you're not way accountability.
Listen guys, a certain percentage of this is going to charity. What percentage? Well, zero, zero's a percent. Your coin's not fucking worth anything. You're going to burden people. The transaction, guys, you cannot take this coin and put it into any wall. You can't move it. The transaction cost is more than the fucking coin. It's a fucking scam. There's a fucking thing. You're going to pay money to get this worthless fucking coin if you want. That's fucking crap. Hey, you guys got some balls, man. Oh, you fucking asshole. You're so fucking guy. You're taking accountability, right? But it's somebody else's fault. Do that shit. That's my favorite thing in the world. Listen guys, listen, at the end of the day, the buck stops with me. I'm like the president of this token and it's Biden's knows something about
shit and our pants and being president's boys. And while I'm out of shit, my pants with this coin, I'm taking accountability. But it was that dude's fault. Fucking do it. Do it. Do it. And there was a fuck up. The fuck up occurred in the first 30 seconds of launching the coin. It was the market maker for some unknown goddamn reason. Only put in $5,000 of liquidity. Yeah, that's the same. And the demand was through the roof. And what happened was is that the coin went up to $2.39 and then it went to $316 a token. Yeah. It was $16,000 market cap. Larger than the market cap, a fucking goddamn black guy. That's the scale. And they got it under control, not before the damage was done. In terms of making it look like not just a Christmas tree, it looked like Mount Everest. I love that. I mean, dude, I don't want anymore, the government's full of fun. I think if you buy a token from a retard crackhead,
you should get everything that you fucking deserve. If you buy a coin from a chick who's only known about talking about blow jobs, you should get everything that you fucking deserve. I'm not looking for more regulation. Just don't be retarded out there. But he's telling you the scam. Look at that. Hey, man, I went on all of these podcasts. I told everybody how I was off the way. I told everybody how I was sober, how much I cared about. Look at this, everybody massaged my image in front of all of their millions of followers and told everybody what a great dude I was. And then I launched a coin. And then there was like a lot of demand. And there was no coins. That's the scam. That's the scam. And then when it launched, like there was like no coins, because there's so much demand. Yeah, that's where you went on all those podcasts and told everybody how you weren't a fucking criminal. And they should buy your gay coin. That's what your gay friends were getting. Yeah, that was all the fucking promotion that you did.
Oh, it's so much. Oh, it's so good. Oh, and they went in with life. Oh, they totally got control of it. Oh, they got control of it. Yeah, why? I mean, they got control of it, but like after it had exploded, that's not control then. That's what I get insane. That's what I get insane. They got could, they won't listen, guys. They got control of it after they crashed it into the fucking ground and exploded, huh? What do you think of it? What do you think? That's that, are we still using the common English dialect over here control? Did you change the definition of control? Or you want controlled substances right now you fucking retard? Oh, my God, he's totally splitting the skin. I'm alive with the nose, I'm going with my stonest skin. I'm known you just explained the scam. Yeah, just explained that. Fucking great. But don't worry, guys. Don't worry, guys, listen, listen, listen, shut up. Fucking racist.
He's, I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. Just go buy more of it. What? Holy fuck, by the way, he just got married. He cannot, he just got married. And then he post, don junior needed an all, a Russian oligarch in two islands in a fireworks show. I got married on a rooftop of an apartment building in West Hollywood. It was much cool. Why are you bringing up? You know, why are you so gay? Why are you gay? You just got married. Just tell everybody how great it is to be married. And this motherfucker looked like you're trying to snort her. She's not Parmesan cheese. You retard. Stop snorting her. How you going to invoke Russian oligarchs on your wedding day when you're known for buying Russian prostitutes and trafficking into this country? They're not paying them. You didn't have anybody. You didn't get your daddy's credit card. You dipshit. But listen, guys, for cereals, for cereals, for cereals. Look, I'm newly married over here.
And I didn't need Russian oligarchs or islands or fireworks shows, all right? I just need to buy some more of my shitty fucking coin, though. Buy more of my shitty coin, man, all right? I'm hot to buy them. I'm a good dude. Look at, I wear denim, guys. I wear denim. I wear denim shirts on podcasts. You racists? He's such an asshole. Just such a... Again, I'm not shocked that he is an asshole. He'll be in an asshole's totally on brand. You fucking retards laundering his image. You're bigger assholes. You fucking cunts. This guy's out there. Hey, man. So I'm here to stay, all right? So please, please get some more of my meme coin, man. No. Are you fucking kidding me? No. Come on, man. I'm taking full responsibility. No, you're not. You're totally not. Oh, is he talking about suing somebody?
He's gonna, I'm gonna sue Patrick Bern. Go for it, bro. Go for it. I'm not trying to make, I'm not trying to make money. That's the other thing. I'm not trying to make money, man. I'm not trying to make money. You know what I mean? Like, first is this whole crypto currency thing that I'm doing. Get, I don't want anybody to buy my fucking coin. I don't give a, but what I'm saying is, I'm gonna talk to a whole other audience of people and do it in a way that's different than they did it. Because you know what? I think that the crypto crowd swung the election to a certain degree last year. There's enough out there. There are enough people that have adopted cryptocurrency and whether it's Bitcoin or all the way down to meme coins in which they are fully conversing in it. It is a new democratized way to be able to move money, to not be a subject of a financial system that has locked people out of, you know, of places in which they only allow the rarefied air of a few
to be a part of. And so I'm, I want you to talk to them. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna go talk to, you know, I'm gonna talk to everybody I can with the humility of knowing, you know, maybe it works for two people, maybe it doesn't. What an incredible statement. I'm gonna go push crypto coin on all of these people and listen, maybe it doesn't work. Well then maybe you don't push it on people. Guys, guys, I don't care about my, don't buy my coin. Trust me. Anybody who buys your coin now is fucking retarded. Anybody who ever buys your coins retarded. School days, thank you. 100 buy the can't scam anyone. 100 buy-ins has already been dealt with in giving capital punishment. I don't know, Mercenari. He seems like he's doing a lot of damage right now. He won't have to pain any more to get louder, longer money. Yeah, he's out there and he's constantly talking about how Donald Trump and Donald Trump's administration
don't Trump's kids, how they're scamming people with cryptocurrencies. And then he goes and does it. And so he's out there and he's, like, when I had a gold sponsor, I'm not giving you financial advice. This might go up, it might go down, it might go sideways. Like there's so much stuff that you have to do when you have a gold sponsor because you're having an impact on people's investing. And again, not giving out financial advice, but gold's wayfuckin' safer as far as I'm concerned. Well, it's way safer than his fucking crypto coin. And he's like, oh, you know, people don't have an avenue for investments. All right, the rich are locking them out. You go buy silver. Silver, I think anybody outside of the Federal Reserve would acknowledge that silver is a decent investment.
Well, if you would have bought gold when I had a gold sponsor, when I was pushing a gold sponsor three years ago, you're up hundreds of bucks. I made, not me, but gold. Like I had no problem with a gold sponsor because I had a believe in gold. I wish I had another gold sponsor. They don't find gold sponsors out there, guys. If you would have bought gold when I was selling gold, you're up almost a thousand bucks. It's fucking insane. But, hey, man, hey, listen, I fuck you. Don't buy my coin, or I don't even care anymore. I just care so much about America. That's a fuck you. You cocks, I got my denim shirt on. Hey, plebs, hey, you stupid fucking retarded plebs out there. Look, I got my, I got my workers hat on. Look at this is what you fucking workers do, right? You wear, you wear Wranglers and you got denim shirt. I got a denim shirt too. Look at me.
Asole. Asole. I like that Bradley Martin over here, says fuck you. Bradley Martin is the only person that I got respect for that I've seen interview this asshole. And at the same time, I get to sit here and I get to do it clean and sober and show somebody that's sitting there struggling whether or not you can sound sober. You don't sound sober, right? If that motherfucker could do it, maybe I can. That's it. I'm glad that was really good marketing. Well, that's gay, Bradley. That was not good marketing. No sane person buys what he just fucking said. Hunter Biden and his entire family's full of shit had criminals who've robbed America at the expense of American citizens. They have stolen from future generations of individuals. I haven't even fucking been born yet. They've been utterly robbed through the bullshit fucking shenanigans of just letting in 20 to 30 million illegal motherfuckers into this country.
Just that alone. That we know that they did. We know that they did that. Everything you can get into the pen and you can get into you, Craig, you can get into a whole bunch of things but they openly acknowledge they let 20 to 30 million illegal's in here. And that has obliterated the economy for 100 plus million people right now, by the way. 30% increase in housing prices in just four years. This guy's a fucking con. He's a fucking con and you retards who keep fucking interviewing him without calling him a fucking con to his face. Fuck you. So no, that part's gay, Bradley. Oh, good. I'm not gonna lie. That was just a joke. I don't believe it any of that. But there you go. I think it's all a scam. There you go. I don't believe it any of that shit. It's all a scam. So okay. Give it take, boys. Give it take. Give it take. Speaking of take though, right? Make sure that you don't get taken for a ride by these scumbags at the IRS. Thank you to our number two sponsor, Tatsks Network USA, Dio BackTaxes, have unfiled tax returns or have you filed every year
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and finally go to work. I'm going to go to work today with a fuck of you bit for 90 day. Bitch, is there anybody in the audience who's accidentally taken off 90 days and then they're like, hey, I'm just going to go back to work. Like it was fine. Your boss was like, hey, but the cobwebs on your fucking desk, they care of that. No, no, no, they're crack all in shes. Thanks guys. Here's that Nick sort over here. Capital police encircle Mitch McConnell's house. He's still nowhere to be found. So this morning, so the Senate convened this morning, glitched McConnell wasn't there and there was a fuck ton of police around his house and everybody was like, what is happening? What is happening? Show us some more bullshit AI proof of life. It's 20, people were after 60 days of this fucking dude miss it. It's a senator by the way. It's a fucking senator. So you're not, you're not owed any type of privacy. Not after 60 fucking days
if you're not going to fucking work, where are your boss? So after 60 something days, people were like, what the fuck is this dude at? And they're like, oh, what, what you think he's dead? We're like, yeah, we think he's fucking dead. And in 20, 26, they said, we'll have, we'll take a picture of him. Fuck you. That's how I know he's dead. A picture, a picture. You hear that, Abe? Well, don't you do one of them oldie time fucking silhouettes? Have them sit in front of a fucking candle and then trace out his silhouette and show us that for proof of life. You motherfuckers. Anyway. Why are there so many police outside of this dude's house? What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on? He eventually does show up by the way. They eventually wheel him out.
And they wheel him in to an SUV. And they drive him to work eight hours fucking late. Okay, fine. So 95 days later, we finally see him out. But why are, what is this? What is happening here? Everybody was sitting there and going, oh, I think he's dead. I think he's being held hostage. I gotta be honest with you. No, guys, I think glitch McConnell might be fucking alive. But I think some aspect of the thing is that he's dead. But I think some aspect of China, maybe China, maybe the Iranians, maybe the Jews. I'm not quite sure. I think some motherfuckers got this dude held hostage in his motherfucking mansion over here. The Chinese guy, I don't know, say a fucking what? Why does he have police outside of his house constantly? You're not afforded that is his life out?
Okay, okay. All right, so we need, for 90 days, we've got to have police outside of this dude's house. So then there's a threat to our country. So a senator, the highest ranking Republican senator is being threatened. So you're gonna explain to me this to it? 90 days motherfucker, come on. 90 days bitch, no, any of why. So I don't know, they wield somebody out of that house who looked like glitch McConnell, but bitch, I've seen some fucking masks. Dine, I know some people have really, really disrupted the conspiracy theory realm over here but I'm a hardcore OG conspiracy theorist lads and I've seen some masks shit. So I ain't buying anything, right? I saw a 12 foot tall, Kareem Joe Biden Abdul Jabbar motherfucker.
Why can't I have a little way out so all these people go, he's not a feeding, no. That's trick photography, trick photography. My fucking ass, he's holding Jill's goddamn, sorry Lord, he's holding Jill's hand, fuck you. He's holding Jill's hand, we've got a point of reference. I know how tall Jill Biden is. Even in her high heels and this dude's, he's towering above her while still holding her hand. What the fuck is going on? Bitch please. So Capitol please encircle Mitch McConnell's house while he's still nowhere to be found despite Senate convening over an hour ago. Yeah, that's a perfect point by the way. Look at how much content they have for us. They fucking hate us, they hate us, they hate us lads, they hate us because they ain't us. Pies better than cake, fight me bro. I can't, I can't make a choice between those two. You have to fight Adam Krolo though. Man, in his defense, for a crackhead working six months
as an eternity, I think if he showed up every day for six months as a crackhead, I'd be impressed, but he's supposed to not be a crackhead or he's supposed to be so, he keeps on everybody's sober. We've got utter disdain, utter disdain from these people who are running stuff, maybe glitch, maybe glitch McConnell will run for office boys. He'll run for office again. Who? Who? I don't know what's worse. Having glitch McConnell, a dude who is probably dead or being held hostage or having a bunch of retards like California, like California, it keeps passing these laws that completely benefit criminality. This bucket is insane. Let's say so, they just passed the stop Nick Shirley act.
By the way, Nick Shirley keeps actually finding fraud and even though nobody gets fucking arrested for that fraud, at least the fraudsters up and leave. I mean, you gotta take the wins where you can get them, guys. You gotta take them where you can get them. And in the absence of law and order, they'll be in afraid of Nick Shirley and fleeing all of these hospice scams fleeing California. That's kind of a win because without Nick Shirley, they'd still be here, ass raping me through tax fuckery. So we got the, you can't wear masks. Okay, if you're antifund, set and shit on fire, you can wear a mask in California. It's totally fine. But if you work for the feds and they know who you are, you can't wear a mask to round up illegal aliens because illegal aliens aren't illegal in California because we don't work with the feds in California. So we don't arrest anybody, right? We don't arrest fraudsters.
We don't investigate why you have hundreds of millions of dollars worth of tax dollars being fucking evaporated. Don't want to look into that. Don't want to look into why you have entire apartment complexes that are full of hospice corporations and there's zero patients. Don't want to look into that. And now they're saying they got a new bill that they did pass. They got it. It's past. Newsom's got to sign it and it would stop government agencies from hiring anybody that's worked with ICE. What is your what? This fucking state. If you don't hire somebody who's been arrest, like you'll have somebody who's murdered a bunch of people and they'll be released from prison like four years later. And if you don't hire that person, you'll be arrested. You have to hire a criminal. You have to hire rapist. You have to hire drug addicts, right? Crackheads, like Hunter Biden,
Legend of course, a Minecraft. If you don't hire them, that's discrimination. It's fucking wild, right? Trainii weirdos who are mentally ill talking to garbage cans. You gotta hire them or you're under arrest. But if you worked for ICE, if you worked with ICE, it's now illegal for federal agencies to hire you. Oh, I got a whole bunch of Sydney Swinney shit for you. Don't worry about that, Lads, right? And I'm not going to get in trouble for it because there's Sydney controversy. So it's part of the news cycle. Anyway, the bill applies to anyone involved in immigration enforcement under present Trump. Again, you guys are treating this like this is insane. How dare you? They don't want to arrest fraudsters. They're not upset at people stealing taxpayer money. They're not upset with people committing large-scale fraud in California. But anybody who worked or was involved with immigration enforcement,
you're now blacklisted in California. You can't be a cop now in California. Yeah. So if you worked with ICE and now you want to be border patrol, now you want to be hired as highway patrol, now you want to be hired as a cop in California, you can't. You can't because you worked with ICE. This is fucking insane. Oh, the left hand side, their entire platform is blop, blop, blop, blop. And then helping criminals. Blop. Hey, what's your platform? Blop. This is a literal calmy mayor from Seattle. She ran on being a witch and being a communist.
This is legislation that will expand CCTV cameras that could potentially be taken control of by the Trump administration. And this is legislation that was opposed by immigrants rights groups, by civil liberties groups, and by the member of color caucus in the legislature. And I'll quote from their letter. This technology and technology similar to it has recently been in the news for its failure to be meaningfully and consistently secured, leading to breaches that could result in sensitive data being shared by ICE and putting our immigrant and refugee communities at risk. So that is the kind of risk that I would not take. So she'll put flock cameras all over the place. Flock, flock cameras all over Seattle, but no CCTV. Why not? Well, all the flock stuff goes to one corporation, so we're not too worried about that, plus they're paying us a bunch of money. But the CCTVs over here, this could capture an actual crime. So we don't want that. What the fuck? They wrote legislation in Seattle
to turn off security cameras. This is the police body camera backfire bigly of the security camera fucking does, stage at this point. We got to get rid of security camera. Why? Well, they keep catching black people. Just fuck you to the, okay? They have another black people committing to crime. Yeah, but I mean, come on, it's disproportionately impacting black people. We'll tell black people, stop committing fucking crime. How crazy is that? By the way, a woman was just stabbed. Yesterday, a man was critically stabbed at the park in Pioneer Square, but there's no camera footage. We turned them all off, like on purpose. Is that, yeah, that's not even an Epstein thing. No, it just, it wasn't an accident. No, no, we're retards and we purposely turned it off so we could help black and brown criminals.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Their entire platform is pro criminal. Pro criminal. Could you buy him out a $20 and make Hunter's laptop for the kid? Thanks, amazing. No, I would not waste any of your guys's beautiful money on a scam. Could you imagine how good a painter he would have been if he spent that time painting instead of smoking crack? Apparently smoking crack is more important. Imagine it's probably funner. K balls, I just wanted salty to maybe say gay balls. Thank you, bro. Thank you, stick. Look fat, I don't buy laptop. You ain't black. You ain't black. You don't buy, I put that all up awesome. Look fat, if you don't buy laptop, you ain't black. There you go. Thanks, Skull, thank you, brother. 17 Patriots dropping a bunch of bombs, boys. A bunch of bombs. No, I'm right, thank you, Skull. We have people purposely turning off security cameras.
They'll do it to protect Epstein and they'll do it to protect black and brown. So I mean, look, we got the strata that's being protected out there. Black and brown criminals at ground level and then child traffickers at the elite level. And the rest of us are just trying to not get stabbed by an illegal alien Mexican or a teen yut. But you've let's try to make it through the day, right? Just trying to avoid being harangued by some which looking fucking lesbian and get stabbed by a teen yut. That's weird. But speaking of Epstein, we got the Epstein survivors. Or were I giving up? Were not, I hate this by the way. I hate this. We need, we need to shake the dead weight of these people that performatively
use Epstein as a way of attacking Donald Trump's administration. Not that there isn't valid criticism. It's that they don't actually care about arresting Epstein clients, associates, or getting justice for people trafficked. They just want to use it as a political cudgel against an administration that they don't like. So they're not trying to solve any problems. They're just trying to get Democrats back into office. If you've got a problem with this, wait, I got a problem with the way this administration has handled this over here. But these lefties are now out there constantly saying that they're on the side of fighting the Epstein class. No, you read hards protected the Epstein class. You guys were against anybody talking about pizza gate or the Q and O on conspiracy. What do you think? There's an elite group of pedophiles raping and eating children. Yeah, we do.
Yeah. And you guys tried to get us fired from our jobs for talking about that. So you don't get to take on the mantle of fighting people because you're not going to mention, if a Democrat gets into office in 28, they're never mentioning Epstein again. They're all going to fuck off. And so maybe we need that to happen, because I don't want a Democrat to win. But these people, we got to shed this dead weight of these people who don't actually care. Again, you're the side of minor attracted people. You think that's a fucking term. You say that term. You say those three fucking words unironically. I saw a crazy fucking club. Oh, man, I don't know if I saved it because boy, it gives me some incredible crazy douche chills. And I'm afraid to look for it because I don't know. There was a streamer, some of a bitch, I didn't save that. There's no way I saved that.
Fuck. This streamer was saying, hey, leave this fucking notion that not every pedophile is a problem because they haven't acted on it yet. And I'm like, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a, what a bizarre thing to say. Leave our pedophiles alone. And so that's the, that's the, we're against Epstein. No, you're totally in line with Epstein. You guys are, mine are attracted people, that's. Oh, yeah, I don't have it still fuck. Anyway, some, I can't remember which streamer it was. It was crazy. It was fucking insane again, Reddit's full of these people. Reddit is a little hive mind of degenerative, I can't wait to pedophiles. Legally, of course. But no, they care so much, boys, they care so much,
they care so much, they care so much. so much. They care so much they're gonna sing. No, no, somebody's sitting there going, datta peas! Yes, the peas. We'll do silly, silly, swingy after that. We're gonna jump ship to rumble in five minutes, and I will wash your fucking eyes out with silly, swingy bombs, alright? But no, fuck you. First, you're gonna sit through. First, you're gonna sit through this. Alright? How could you have any pudding?
Oh, is this the video? Awesome, is this the video? Oh! Fuck you. For the keen observers out there, you'll see that barnacle bitch Rosio Donald right there. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, this trick's got some fucking crazy titties over there. Alright? That is a, don't, don't get swerved by the bob, so that is the Epstein survivor choir group, and they want you to know I don't want that in here anymore. And numbers too large to ignore. Just read the fucking names. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. This, the, the, the actual Epstein people
gotta be laughing their balls off at this point. They've muddied the waters. You, you, you got pedophiles. You got, you got degenerate minor attracted pedophile fucking lefty weirdos out there saying that they're fighting against absolutely, this is, they're obviously not. And they promote this over here. This is what these weirdo degenerates are, again, this is more obstruction in getting to actually arresting people. This administration is not really helping. Don't get me wrong. Like this is Pam blonde needs to be fucking arrested as far as I'm concerned at this point. This, this whole thing is a gigantic cluster of fuck and I'm not, I'm not trying to do many buddy out. This is such a gigantic fucking op. Nobody wants to, nobody wants to solve this problem. Nobody, nobody wants, there's nobody at the FBI.
There's nobody in Washington DC. There's nobody who wants to solve this problem because the solving of this problem is going to be fundamentally earth shattering because this goes deep. And it's multiple countries. This is this mold. And again, I don't care. Fuck it. If you turn a blind eye to this, you, you cannot build on top of this. Right. If you, if you are trying to build a civilization and the foundation is a bunch of kid fucking weirdos. There's no way that that civilization lasts. Now listen up rooting those pedophiles and arresting them and giving them capital punishment charges. That's going to, that's going to fuck a lot of things up. No doubt. But if you solve that problem and, and keep pushing, you're going to build a greater civilization after that.
What comes out of those ashes will be better than what we have right now. What we have right now is a bunch of kid fuckers ruling over us. And so we're never going to reach the heights that we can reach. It's impossible. Again, we've, there are these fucking chicks, the, the Epstein survivors over here. They keep making ads. They keep doing interviews. They keep being promoted. They keep being bust and shuttled to events. They, they just crashed the RNC. They never crashed DNC events. They didn't crash into the DSA events. They, they don't ever go in that direction. They don't have a problem that Joe Biden didn't arrest anybody. Didn't have a problem that come on Harris called this all conspiracy theory. They never problem with that. Don't, don't attack any of those people. But they keep doing commercials. They keep doing interviews. They keep doing what the fuck this is right here. And they could just read the names. They put together a list of names.
Marjorie Taylor Green has that list of names. Thomas Massey has that list of names. Both of those individuals said multiple times that they were going to read the fucking names. Thomas Massey after he lost his bid for reelection said, I'll read the fucking names. God. Read them. Read them. But you're not reading them. You're attacking other people. And I'm fine with you attacking people from this position because I want actual names out there. But you, you better fucking read the names, especially if you're going to attack other people. You're all running protection for these same people. And, and people are confused by this because like, but they're asking for the names for the release. No, they're not. This is Kabuki fucking Epstein theater over here. Don't mistake this. Don't be fucking retarded and be like, well, it's Epstein survivors. And they're saying, they're singing. I don't want to hear.
Relief the names. You could really they could release the names. They've given the names of Marjorie Taylor Green. They've given the names Thomas Massey. These names could be read on the house floor and they won't be sued. They're protected. They lose nothing other than this script right here. You read those fucking names. It's not that you're going to get sued. It's that you can't do shit like this anymore. No more interviews for you. No more commercials. No more gay fucking singing. No more anything else. Once you read the fucking names. It's over for you. So they'll never read the names. They'll never read it. Look at this stupid fucking shit. They keep doing this. I am strong. I am invincible. In principle. And look at the position that they have where if you criticize like I'm an asshole now, right? Oh, look at this fucking dude. He's an asshole. How dare you attack Rosio Donald a bunch of rape victims over here? You fucking cut. Yeah, I'm an asshole.
This is this is Saul Olinsky type psychological operation. They are this is this is a hand picked group of individuals. They're enshrined with a title. It's it's maneuvered through the media. So they're branded as an Epstein. So what does Epstein survivor mean? You don't even know. But the name Epstein survive implies they've been fucking raped in traffic. Rosy's been raped in traffic. Some of these some of these checks right here. I shouldn't say some of the Epstein survivors. Look it up. They trafficked other girls. This is insane. It's just fucking crazy. I want people arrested. I want people. And I got plenty of criticisms for everybody involved. This administration, previous administration, these checks over here. I just want people fucking arrested. We've got kid rapists out there. And they're in power. That's a huge problem for all of us. I want motherfuckers arrested.
And it's infuriating watching people go out there and tell everybody how to get the end of this, like release the list, support the survivors. I'm trying. I'm trying. You gave the you made a list. You gave it to multiple people. They could read it on the house floor today. In the time it took you to fucking do this. You could have you could have had somebody read the names. You'd never call for that. They never call for that. It's fucking. It's insane. Across the world. That's 2015. 25 to oh, Rokana. Rokana's got the list. It's a bipartisan issue. Rokana and Thomas Massey. You're both in all you're both in Washington, DC today. You could both go to the floor of the house and you could read those names.
And we can get some shit fucking rolling. Both of you could do it. You could do it. Hold and fucking hand you weirdos. 2015 interview of current. Epstein survivor proper occurred. They had shut down a jewelry store for us and I helped him pick out a bracelet for Chelsea. It was a jet set lifestyle for sure, but Sean Tay says she felt uncomfortable about being part of Epstein's collection of young women. Do you saw young women around Jeffrey Epstein and they didn't seem to have regular jobs and you started wondering why are they here? Yes, yes, when you look back are there red flags that you should have seen at the time? Definitely. Yeah, why fly anyone out to be a masseuse when there's plenty of masseuses in the same city that you're in Epstein served 13 months in prison. 13 months are trafficking fucking people. Well, so she goes on to say that she was never raped read this. She wonders whether she'll ever be able to live down her time on the lowly to express more than anything.
I just felt well, so she said she was never raped. She was never trafficked. She just gave massages. That's what she said in 2015 and Jeffrey Epstein. There she is in 2025. Hello, my name is Shantae Davies and I'm here before you today as a survivor, a survivor of decades of pain, patrama and betrayal at the hands of Gilan Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein and the people who enabled them and a government that for far too long refused to help. In 2002, I was living in California. So when you were 22 years old, 20 years ago, you, you noticed and you said in that interview, you noticed women were being trafficked and you know it was fucking shenanigans and you didn't say anything. And now you're upset and you're implying that you were raped when you said you weren't raped. And you've got names, fuck it, tell us the names. And I listen, it's way easy for me to say it. They killed that one lady. I know that she had, she should have depression. She was trafficked on that fucking island. Remember the woman that's got a picture. She was, there's a picture of her with Prince Albert.
Prince out as a sound, right? Prince Albert. King Charles brother. Andrew Albert. I can't always do that. Like go. Andrew. Andrew. Andrew. That you died. Hit by a fucking bus. And then our kidneys turned off. And then our kidneys turned back on. And then she committed suicide. Look that the fuck up. Look that up. So I'm not saying it's easy. I'm not saying it's simple. I'm saying I'm saying listen, I'm saying listen. Knock all this bullshit off. Knock all this bullshit off. That's it. That's all I'm saying. So I want people arrested. This one of one of the absinst survivors is a dude. It's just like a dude. And I was like, well, what are you doing here? Well, like my sister was on the island. Okay, well, you're not a survivor. Your sister's a survivor. Anyway, let's shift gears. Let's, I gotta get this. This makes me so fucking insane. Now I'm going to make your penis insane. All right. We got to talk about Sydney, Swinney.
There's backlash. We live in a world where lefty women will go out there. And they will be on the side of women who trafficked other women who made a list of names of rapists who won't read the names of rapists because solidarity against Blump. Yeah, but Blump actually arrested people. You don't care about that. No, fuck I don't care that he arrested people. These same chicks are also hey, that lady that killed her three kids. I'm on her side. Well, that's dumb. They're trying, they're trying to ruin that black jurors life. They said that his house was attacked. His house was attacked. Holy fuck. You Lindsey Clancy retards are insane. You go. I love, I love all the anti-racism shit going right out the window. No, that's like the fucking KKK and pink now. Fuck you, black.
How dare you turn your back against us, you fucking black. What crazy bitches boys crazy bitches. All right. So. Those same chicks are very upset at Sydney, Swinney. You bet there's mad at Sydney, Swinney. Why? Well, because she's an entrepreneur. Let me show you the entrepreneur on the other side. Thanks so much mods for moderating this madness. Let's jump ship to rumble YouTube can't handle the city's Swinney ad. I can't handle it, but not YouTube. We'll get in trouble. Salty D. Thank you so much for being here tonight. Appreciate you modding. Thank you. We'll be back tomorrow 430 Pacific. 430 Pacific Lads if you want to stick around on this YouTube platform and be gay and not see the Sydney Swinney. Listen, I'm not too. Not too proud to admit that I will use Sydney Swinney's Bob's to try and get people over to rumble. I don't think rumble will complain. Rubbles like I'm your shit. Rubbles like show them your bobs. I will not.
I'm gonna get only fans. I'm gonna get only fans. Governor DeSantis offered the juror immunity. They're gonna come get that dude. Like I can't believe that some of a bitch didn't pay his rent. Oh, I can't believe that that chick killed her three kids. Leave her alone. Leave her alone. She was sad. She was a good mom. Bitch, doubt. Bitch, doubt. Dout. Let the women will prop up a transgender men hanging their bulbs and penis out in front of kids. But that city, okay, city as a true prodigy. We see a good point. Oh, yeah, no, listen, you better leave their trainees alone, right? That was an accident showing small children. They're a little bit older and their female penis is an accident. All right, let's thank you. Thank you, mods. Solty D. Thank you so much. Let's jump ship and jump ship and then go down scroll down scroll down. So this is what they're trying.
This is fascinating. So here you've got. Lefty women and they're writing articles at variety saying that Sydney Swini is under a vast amount of blowback. Right. Oh, man, some people anyway, there's a joke in there somewhere. And now she's now upset Olympic athletes. Fucking wow. This is so little. Wow. That chick is that is that is just some build. God. All right. Talking about the shoulder pads. By the way, you fucking degenerates. I want to make sure athletes are protected, right? Shoulders are important. Disgusting. Although. The. The lefties are totally fine with dudes stealing all of these women's titles, medals, golds, times.
It's fucking crazy. All of a sudden women athletes are very upset and they're taken to their platforms and they're going to yell because they are women here. More. You're about the fucking training still on your shit. Yellow about that. No, I don't want to yell about that. That might get me kicked out of college. So I'm going to yell about the chick who's got her tits covered up. But, friends, I'm going to do. Did you upset at this? You're upset about a stunning of brave strong and empowered. Don't need no man woman. Multimultimultimulti. This chick is crushing it. This chick's on a fucking tarot over here. She's in hit television shows. She's launched her own lingerie company. She is an ad fucking agency on high heels. Boys, this chick is.
You should be federated this brought over here. This chick, her productivity levels are so stratosphereically high. She's put to work tens of thousands of fucking people. She's building wealth and she's putting fucking food on people's tables right now. You're not doing any of that, you retards? Oh, man. They try to drag this chick down. All the womanhood chick goes right out the window. And again, you just watch all of these fucking chicks. You got volleyball chicks being knocked out by fucking trainee dudes. They don't want to say anything. All of your records are being destroyed by female penises. Your fucking chicks won't say anything. This chick doesn't, and by the way, you're retarded. You're all retarded.
Here's a variety. They're doing a hit piece and they're saying she's lost 200,000. She's going to get way more than 200,000 people on Instagram. Oh, she lost 200,000 people on Instagram. Nobody gives a fuck. Instagram's gay. And so here you got, here's Aryan Titmus. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you kidding me? You're just going to T.S. up like that. You're going to T.S. up? You stupid bitch. No. No. A-air-Aryan, a big Titty-mus boys. Aryan, Titty can't miss when it's sending you swimming. They're so big. Are you kidding me? This fucking universe boys. This fucking universe. They're like, we have to find some chick with tit in her name. Oh, anyway. Former Australian swimming champion. Shut the fuck up! Why would you get, why would you go get a quote?
City Swinney doesn't add. And then you'll go find somebody who doesn't even swim now? You found, you found it in an Australian other than awesome diesel. We don't give a fuck. Awesome diesel and fucking rock by the way. By the way, awesome. Let's get some beer. Right there too. Hi, Mr. Mrs. Sultie. Still loving your show, especially impressed by your short-inners cat references. NOOOOOURD! Right? The Galing Dialectic. Yeah, glad to see you're giving George some more love. There you go, Georgie. I guess I got to give some of these Australian dollars to Georgie back there. Sorry for the time lag, diminishing those letters. Sultie got some questions. Are mostly peaceful protests like mostly consetic-sual sex? No, that's rape. Well, one's terrorism. The other one's rape, bro. Is voting Democrat to teach the Republicans like taking your wife to a cake party because you don't like her flirting with other men?
Thanks, Rob. Thanks, mate. She played knife at Spoonie. Did it take my wife to a cake party? Oh, so much better. All right, so here's, again, these athletes are retarded. Oh, my, I'm so mad. You're not mad about dudes washing their female penises, writing your fucking face in the locker room, huh? And again, you're a grown-ass women. But your protection, your acquiescing to dudes terrorizing your fucking sports is allowing for dudes to be in middle school girls' locker rooms. You cunts, you file pieces of shit, get out there and protect these girls. But no, no, no, I'm gonna attack Sydney's Swainy. Sydney's Swainy isn't gonna get some fucking girl awgled or fucking fondled in a middle school locker room, but your shit will you stupid cunt?
Yes, um, as Sydney's reading, this is what women is for, like, 24 muscles, hard work. I don't know what Sydney's Swainy was doing, but this is what women in sports looks like. Idiots, you're so fucking retarded. You don't even understand. She was selling a bedding app and app that bets on sports. You totally don't even have a frame of reference for what's going on. This is what female athletes look like. The bedding site was, it's a bedding site. It's not a sports site. She wasn't pretending to be, they were utilizing her god-given assets to sell a bedding site. It has nothing to do other than the fact that they're betting on sports. You're the ones trying to turn this into some sort of attack on women's sports while you turn a blind eye to an actual attack on women's sports.
That they're so fucking dumb. The ad, I have to pretend that it's not in my bookmarks. So give me a second while I pretend to look for the Sydney Swainy ad. That's definitely not in my bookmarks because what am I fucking perv? What am I a perv? Well, yeah, that's fine. I'm bracing. I'm going to give a shot. Death nut, what women in sports look like? Okay. All right. How dare you sell us a back? I don't think she's setting you back. This bitch setting you forward. This chick has reclaimed a lot of women ground in the eyes of dudes, you stupid cunts. You ugly bitches with your fucked up teeth and hairy armpits. This chick doing some heavy lifting, forgetting you're back in the good race as a fucking man over here. This chick is leading a one woman motherfuckin crusade to salvage the reputation of fucking chicks. You better get behind this broad. Holy shit.
Bitch, please. Let me see this out. What? What? Let me see this out. Nobody on the worse, work that and no politics. Nobody on the worse, work that and no politics. Yeah, there's some people out there. They want a bet and they don't want to bet on movies. They don't want to bet on video games and they don't want to bet on fucking politics. They're hardened, already laying levels of degenerate and they just want to, they just want to bet on hoops boys. They just want a polymarket for hoops. Nobody bets on soccer, soccer's fucking gay. This is the most stupid project. Oh, you mean she's not an ugly fucking lesbian? Yeah, we noticed. Holy shit, we noticed. They're so mad. They're so, they're just, they're such angry wild cunts.
Yeah. I'm not ended up on the couch boys. I'm not ended up on the couch. There's a news. I'm just covering the news. It's my job. How would I be a clown world commentator if I didn't comment on the fact that we got these chicks? The entire core identity that they project to other people by the way is how much they care about sisterhood and wham and empowerment. Here you got a woman. She is insanely productive. She's everywhere lately. And again, she is creating, she's creating ad revenue, she's creating lingerie, she's putting UPS drivers to work. This, this chick is moving product. She's got her own lingerie company. She started. This, this is somebody you should be like, this is a go getter. It's an entrepreneur.
This, this is your strong and empowered, stunning, brave woman. This is her. But because they don't actually care about being strong, stunning, brave. And the work that that actually entails. Virtues, singling, ugly, cut harpies are going to screech and re in the face of what they actually need to do. Because they don't want to do the work. They just want to complain. These are a bunch of lazy cuts. Who think that because they went through college. They didn't pay for it, but they sat through it and took scan, tron, fucking tests that they're owed something. We're owed something, man. Fucking patriarchy's keeping it. I was going to be a billionaire man. I went to college. Right? Did you fucking men stole this from you? No, we still shit from you. Going to college is not a guaranteed money printing endeavor. Bust in your fucking ass. You think it's easy being that hot?
It's not. This chick is not allowed to have fucking carbs. This chick's probably fucking miserable by the way. She's busy. It's hard work. And they completely discount that like they discount everything. They think being a mom's fucking easy. They think making a human, raising a human. They think homeschooling your kid is easy. They think running a household's fucking. These fucking retarded chicks completely discount actual hard work. And in the face of success, they get fucking angry. Stupid bitch, haters. Stupid bitch. Why? She's everything that you proclaim to love. But she doesn't bow down to your nonsense. She doesn't regurgitate your talking points. Shane over here pulling your Marxist fucking gay theory nonsense. And she says something goes, yeah, no, I don't give a shit. Hey, no, we said you were a Nazi. You're going to apologize for being a Nazi. She goes, I don't think so. Now I won't be doing that. You fucking Nazi. Yeah, I don't give a shit.
Yeah. I don't care what makes you a Nazi. I don't care what makes you a jeer. Stupid bitch. I seen what makes you a cheer. Fuck you demons. And you're ugly. Fuck you. I'm hot. Fuck you. I'm hot. Wow. Wow. She's setting us back, man. This is a whole thing. Here's Luca over here. They're blaming Sydney's Swinney on why women are getting set back. You're not getting set. How are you getting set back? How are you going to get set? By the way, this notion again, a complete affront to nature. That we're not supposed to acknowledge a hot chick. That you're wildly out of touch with reality. You just aren't. There's no way that you're going to be able to shame or herring dudes to not notice a hot chick. It's fucking wired in to every aspect of our being.
It's the whole reason why human existence is in existence because we're horny. No, man. I can't believe that somebody, they're upset that we gone back to hot chicks. They're upset that we're no longer tolerating 900 pound, 20 black Victoria's secret models. And again, what they're really upset about and understand this fundamentally, what they're upset about is there is a return to normalcy. That's what Sydney's Swinney represents over here. This is not hard. You can sell a product by making a dude hard. It's the easiest fucking way to make money. Humans have known this forever, forever because it's never deviated. It's the hard code.
It's the kernel level coding of humanity. And they got us and it was a sign of their power. It was a show of their strength, by the way, that these ugly, cut goblins were able to get big old billboards of trainees selling jeans. Big old fat fucking ugly people selling cosmetics. And so when we lived in that time period, these motherfuckers were sitting there going, yeah, they were high on their own ass fumes because they could see the fruits of their gay fucking rubber all over the place and they were taking a fucking victory lap. And now that we've put hot chicks back on billboards, these hunts are seeing that they're losing. They're seeing it on billboards on the side of fucking buildings.
They're seeing it on light up fucking signs. They see it everywhere they look and it's crushing them the fuck out. Good fuck you. Die, scumbags, die angry. We give no quarter. We're salty in the entire sphere, putting fucking hot chicks everywhere boys. Hot chicks as far as you could see. Boops and legs. Titus is as far as we could see. Far and wide, fuck you, there'll be no quarter. No fucking trudies, no ugly fucking people. That's what I'm upset about. This chick's fucking angry because she looks like me when I was a teenager. I'd be fucking angry too. If I was a 35 year old broad who looked like a 16 year old boy, you fucked up. You fucked up sweetheart. We're not sorry, Slotharane.
We're not sorry. We're not doing it. We're not doing it. Oh, you're so bad. Oh, you're so bad. How it genuinely fills every time Cindy Swini sets feminism back. A thousand years with every horrifying male centered post she makes revolving around the objectification and sexualization of the female body. Sydney Swini is not the victim. In her mind, oh, look at this. Oh, she's setting us back. She's setting you back. She's paving a way. She's carving a swath. Nobody is going to buy shit where you're a total mid-shake.
That's fine. God bless you. God. Your version of feminism is retarded. Yeah, no, that's stupid, Commissiony Swini. You should be a whore and fuck a bunch of illegal aliens. And if she gets pregnant, just kill him, right? That feminism, that feminism, you stupid of kind. Fuck you, Cindy Swini and all you gay whore. What? Let's go. Look at the art. Love your crackers shirt video earlier already bought two crackers shirt. Wahoo. I'm going for it drunk jack. I'm going for it brother. Now, now. Lefty woman will prop up a transgender man hanging their boobs and their penis out. Proved project truth to you 100%. 100% tit mouth. I'm telling you. Thank you, Skull. Swini is doing women sports a favor.
They didn't watch because your talent did. Cindy's swinging is is everything that these women cannot be. They're not going to put in time. They're not going to put an effort to look good or to build a business or to utilize their assets. And so anybody who does do that is the enemy. What? Mad. Oh. Yeah. What? Sweetheart. Are you on math? Why is she all fucked up? She fucked up like a like an eight year old who climbs trees and jumps off a fucking slides and shit like that. But she's 35 years old. So what the fuck are you doing? When your shit's all fucked up, I go, do you work at a coal mine or are you a meth head? What is that? Oh, man. Re. Re. Can't put.
She said it on his back. She said it on his fucking Luca doing the deep dive. Fucking Luca doing the hard work of harvesting TikTok for us. Thank you, Luca. And you found all of these. None of these lefty. Let's be and set sports back. That's the weird. Or is there a weird thing? That's a weird thing. Hot take the silly swingy ad. Should it. Shouldn't exist. Why are you trying to silence another woman? Why are you gonna stop the silly swingy from getting her bag? Like, silly swingy doesn't have enough problem dealing with patriarchy. She's now got a deal with you, bitches trying to stop her from making money. Her own sister's boys. Look at that. Sisterhood right out the window. Maybe silly swingy should just go kill some fucking kids, right? How about that? If you're fine with that. This fucking jacks. Yeah. Women already work hardest fuck to be in sports. No. No, you're dog. I, I, this.
Um. Everything that we're hearing tonight is just so fucking retarded. So I'm just gonna start calling this the retard stream. The reeeeeee. Targ stream. You don't. You don't work. That's the problem. Women sports. Women sports are not a thing. And I know that someone we're gonna, they're gonna take great offense to this. I, I don't care. You need to, you need to understand the reality of the situation. When. Megan Rapino. Those, those, those, those, see. When Megan Rapino. Who's. You, you guys are. These. You fucking you. Your body is ugly. How is that possible? Like you. I mean, that's weird. I don't know. The lesbian haircut. Just, the whole thing is a fucking vast. So that's all fine.
So. When you go and play soccer. When you've got the women's soccer team of America, the Olympic level women's soccer team, you could be beaten by 15 year old boys. See, that's a problem. You, you, you could be beaten. The women's soccer team, you're gonna get trounced by 15 year old boys. The women's gold medal soccer team would get trounced by 70 year old retired firefighters. Right. The women's soccer team would get trounced by the men's soccer team, which is why you're on the women's soccer team. So the women's elite soccer team and all of your sports, you're not elite. You're not because other people could beat you. The men's soccer team, nobody can beat them.
You can't go find another group that can beat them. The men's basketball team. You can't put together another team that could beat them. See, see, that's why people watch. They're the best on the planet. You have to go to some other dimension. You have to bring in, there's nobody that can beat them. There's tons of people that will beat your gold medal. Tons, kids will beat your fucking gold medal. Old men will beat your gold medal winners. Nobody, nobody will beat that team on the men's side. That's a fundamental problem with women's sports. And it's white. It will never reach the levels of men's sports because you're not actually elite. You're just not by definition. Three nose rings. Now, now.
So, you know, women work hardest fuck. No, you don't work hard as fuck. You work again, again. Yeah, I'm not saying it's easy, but I mean, you're never beating. You're not going to be retired people. So, it's ridiculous. The black chick, the tennis chick on the bottom, God bless her. Somebody asked her. They said, hey, would you beat the male equivalent dude? And she goes, no, she goes, no, are you fucking kidding me? The black tennis chick, God bless her. She was like, fuck no. She, no, the dude, I, she goes, I warm up with like a random dude. He beat me. I'm the world's best woman tennis ball player. Oh, fuck any checkup. But I ain't going to beat dudes. It was on the Stephen Colbert show. Thanks, thanks, grab us.
Yeah. So, I appreciate that. But yeah, no, again, they don't, it's not that they have a problem with Sydney, again, she wasn't promoting women sports. She was promoting betting on sports. So, she, she's not attacking women in sports. She doesn't need to look like women in sports. She's selling something to bet on sports. But women in sports finally found a reason to get political. That's weird. That's, that's fucking wild. I'm, I'm stoked that you feel so secure now. And you're ready to jump in some of these divisive political issues that impact your sport. Oh, wait, no. The, the, the fucking dude pretending to be a chick. You're going to allow that person in your fucking locker room still because you're, you're fucking weak. Anyway, anyway, speaking of week, ReTards boys, speaking of week, ReTards, Gavin Newsome out.
I think Gavin Newsome out. All right. I should probably leave some of that Sydney swing. Now I'm going to show you a bunch of gay dudes, allegedly, of course. I was saved by a lady firefighter in my imagination land. Oh, it's fucking so sick. Don't give me a trouble. I'm with New Texan. They're all good looking. Why be offended? They're just as beautiful. Yeah, this is like, like, I'm going to be upset at the due to place Thor. The due to place Thor. Yeah, no. Chris Hemsworth. Now that's a good look and do it. You get, I'm not gay. And if I, well listen, if I was gay, guys, right? This is why am I level, why don't you say that? The gay, I get the gay out of you. But yeah, it's ridiculous that you can't acknowledge that somebody is obviously attractive. Stupid bitches. Have you seen the uniforms, the track chicks are wearing these days? Bikini style with butt cheeks hanging out. How are they complaining? They're like, uh, volleyball chicks.
No home row. No home row art. Hey, try to tell me, try to check it out. The, the volleyball chicks. Oh, and then they got a bunch of lesbian, the FCC and they're like, listen, you can't shoot the volleyball chicks from underneath anymore. The fuck you can't. The fuck you can't. The volleyball chicks are sitting there going, no, you shoot us. You shoot us from underneath. We need, we need the money. We're doing bitch. We make it wait. We make it. I shit ton of my, they put fucking Nike by the label, you boys. They make it cash money. Yeah, yeah, women being jealous. I know. Women's biggest. I love, I love how all of these brats we've got. I should tell the college debt or absolutely convinced that the patriarchy is keeping them down. Women are the meanest mother. The, the biggest apex predator to women or women to do it. I can't crazy. You bitches, hold some fucking grudges.
Yeah. My, my wife has a middle school yearbook and every year she'll sit there one day, one day out of the year she goes, you fucking bitch. I'll get you. They'll sit there going sweetheart. That was 30 years ago. We can let that rest, right? No. Fuck that, Chica. Whoa. Okay. That was a, that was a, you fucking Aztec blood. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, salty text of pure blood. They said, whoa, whoa. Anyway, anyway, we did hot chicks. Now let's do ugly dudes, boys, ugly dudes. Let's go. Yeah, it's a lot of Democrats, everyone flavors. You're not even the only California. No, right. You got the Rokana. Yeah. I don't know, she runs, but we'll see. I know she's called around. Yeah. When I, I wouldn't run if she ran. If she runs, you will not. Of course not. Why would I? I wouldn't do that to her. I wouldn't do it to me.
Why would I, I wouldn't do that to you? I wouldn't waste everyone's time. Who needs that? What do you mean? I thought that doesn't even make sense to me. I just, I wouldn't, I, no, I wouldn't. First of all, it, it, it, it, it, it's a gift from God for everybody else. They enjoy the hell out of it. Oh my God. I hate, I hate white dudes. Is there your white, your white lib tards? Oh my God. I wish I could be more racist towards you. Holy fuck, I wish I was black so I could be racist at a whole nother level. I'm going to go through my lineage, my family tree. I'm going to, I got it, I got to be, I got to be Mexican or something. You know, fucking green goes. No, listen. Why would I run against her? It's like a gift. It's like an electoral gift. She's so great. No, literally no. She keeps losing. What are you basically that on? This is, this is, this is, he's such a gay homo. Unless they're like, of course, he's such a liar. It's AI slop. Oh, no, I, oh, look at it.
Come all around. I mean, why would I run? I'm a good white. What? Come all I hear is sucks. It's just, she's just sucks. By the way, I love this. Look at me. I'm fishing. Look at me. Look at me. Man, I'm a real man. I could clean a carburetor. Okay, man, I could change a tire. I'm a strong man. I could fit for when, that we're back to this gay shit, huh? We're back to this gay shit, huh? We're doing this, huh? You know, the funny thing is, and you can't eat anything out of this waterway right here. This waterway is full of dead homeless people. Narcan, fettin' all fuckin' run off. They are wearing palladium underwear and glosses. The inside of this douchebag's glosses are fucking iron and lead coated.
This shit, this water is radio fuckin' active. I know this is for ethereal guys. I'm a real man. This is what man, they're gonna be hunting next. A little of sure destruction. It services no greater good. I mean, you do whatever you want. I don't care. But kind of argument would be like, you know, she have a shot. Yeah. And you've never run and she's run twice. Yeah. I mean, that would be the approach to the campaign, certainly. That would be the case you make. Pretty good one, actually. Yeah. Pretty. I got mobs. You better get yourself a bro, bro. What the hell is happening here? What is going on? What is this? You got some saggy, dude. You got some Bob's bitch tits. Bro, what is happening there? Maybe this motherfucker is eating the gay fish out of this waterway over here. Discuss the, ah, though. Have some motherfuckin' self-respect, bro. So, very, very faking gay.
Is this how you know he's running? He was a warning to Kamala to not run, right? His poll numbers are imploding, but he's such a narcissistic piece of shit. You don't, he only owe fuck about poll numbers. He only owe fuck about poll numbers. Listen, his poll numbers are imploding, but Kamala Harris doesn't have any poll, you'd have to defibrillate the poll numbers off the ground for Kamala Harris. And that's what this is right here. No, I'm a good white. Right? See how it's layered? Oh my God. Oh my God. I wouldn't even run for president if a brown person was running. Oh my God, this guy's up browns. And me? No. Gosh, no. That, I'm such an anti-racist. I would never run against the blacks. That bitch India. That bitch India.
You fucking kidding black? I'm black in that motherfucking shirt. And so it starts off with, I'm a good white. And I would never run against the black. And then he comes in and he goes, well, hey man, she's already, she already done fucked up and numb. This bitch. This is you. Everybody, I'm Kamala Harris. I'm running for president. And now here's this black chick to twerk. Fuckin' wild. What a wild campaign. We got hit with a retardium bomb. This is fucking stupid planet we live on. No. I can't test. We got a whole bunch of blacks over here. They're gonna twerk for you now. Yeah, but what are your policies? My policies? The fuck you talkin' about? How would I have any policies? I'm the vice president. The economy is great. No, retardium economy's not great. Well, listen. All right. The economy isn't great. You're right.
But seriously. I could fix the economy. Even though I haven't fixed the economy as VP and part of the administration, and I just told you the economy was fine, and then I said, fine, fuck you, it isn't fine. But I could fix it. And I will fix it. You just gotta vote for me. What the fuck? That was a campaign. Blop! Blop! Blop! So, I'm running, but I wouldn't run if a black person ran. But oh, yeah, that black person or the Jamaican, where the fuck she's telling herself she is these days. She already don't fuck it up a few times. So, uh, that's a good point. That's a good point. That's a good point. This was a not very subtle, Kamala's sitch or fucking ass down. This is the good white. Look at me, I'm a good white. Broadcasting to a bunch of retarded white people, how good he is.
I'm such a good white. And the entire vehicle is, hey, black chick, you better sit the fuck down. I'm gonna fuck you up. I'm gonna send my donors, a bunch of tech donors here in California. Again, and it's explicitly laid out. She already messed up twice. She already lost twice. And no, this is a not very subtle. Shot across Kamala Harris's campaign. What do they call those the, uh, and that not investigation does that right? Invested get invested, get touring. What the fuck? The, the, they're measuring interest. The fuck is that called boys? I'm drunk, drunk boys. It's called black hole sun. That's where my brain went. But boy, Jake, uh, Jake Tapper is a fucking retard. It's such an asshole.
Yeah. He's, uh, fucking. Oh, invest a good, or, invest a good or, invest a glory. It sounds like that's a, look it up with a marker. Vester, good. Thanks, tech. I can't, I can't pronounce it. Explore it. I can't pronounce that one if they want the shit. I'm not retard. After an ex account posted, and these are the accounts words, not mine, Patel's quote, retard rating just went to all time highs. Congratulations, cash, unquote, after an ex account posted in these, what the, what the, what is this? Holy shit, don't again. It's doing it again. After an ex account posted, and these are the accounts words, not mine, Patel's quote, retard rating just went to all time highs. Congratulations, cash, unquote, after an ex account posted in these are,
oh, there you go. Retard. There you go. There you go. He was doing an interview. Who was he doing an interview at Jake Tapper? He was very upset. He was very upset because he's retarded. That his, his son, I was shocked that he had a son. I was absolutely convinced that he was gay, but allegedly, of course, he's got a son. And he was, he was talking about how his son plays football and the Democrats don't have a way to talk to his son. And I was like, oh, yeah. That's because of all the gay shit. You've been doing by the way. And I was left with, I just assume that Jake Tapper is a Kant scumbag that he knows what he's doing.
But then I go, is there a part of him that he's just retarded? And it's like, if you've got your nose so far up your ass and you're one of these, these lefty scumbags and you think that you're a big brain and you think you're a genius. And I could see a number of lefty pseudo intellectuals who are so high on themselves that they've made them retarded in the real world. I don't know if that's the case. He might just be retarded. My son is now 15 years old and he's a gamer, he's a football fan, starting linebacker on his varsity football team. The Democratic Party has no way of communicating with him. They have no entree into his world. And in fact, it's interesting. I went on a left leaning podcast
that's over me, nameless. And we were talking about my kids because I think they were both people without kids. And they asked me about my son and I said he was, you know, he's a football player and he wants to be a policeman. And their joke was about my 15 year old son. Oh, how does he feel about minorities? Like the idea that he wants to be a policeman therefore he's racist, my son. And like, you know, that was the big laugh and then I got dragged in the comments and all that stuff. Yeah. You're not innocent in this. Like that caught you by surprise. You went on a left, your entire platform celebrated a bunch of retarded white people burning down predominantly black areas while black people looted a target over a fentanyl head under the presumption that clearly the white officer and the Asian officer and the black officer
in Minneapolis systematically hunted down a black dude to kill that day. You're fucking outlet, rain cover for a bunch of shit head race terrorists and race retards. They made a joke about my son being a racist. Yeah. Yeah, how the fuck do you think of the 100 plus million other Americans in this country that have to deal with that on a daily basis because of you and your gay fucking network and your retarded propaganda and they don't have millions of dollars by the way you fucking vile cunt. Stupid fucking dick suckin asshole. Legally of course minecraft. Legally of course. I can't believe the Democrat party.
They've got no way of talking to my kid. Yeah, again, you did this. The Democrat party doesn't have a vehicle for shaping this type of political preference and perception across the country. The DNC needed the legacy media. The DNC utilizes legacy media and the public school and the college institutions in order to run this off to set this table that white people be racisms, especially copses. You know who loves cops the most? You know who's disproportionately impacted by all of your white guilt haven't gay fucking nonsense when it comes to defund the cops? Black communities you fucking retards. Every time you fucking affluent white vegan cunts gets police to fund it
in a predominantly black area. Black grammar goes you fucking white asshole. So black grammar sitting there going, motherfucking Nalcom X is right. You fucking Malcolm fucking X man. Yeah, shit no, Malcolm X is right. It's white motherfuckers are crazy. White motherfuckers are screw your shit up. And then go to bed thinking that they fucking help by the way you fucking cunts stupid assholes. Anyway, there's Jake. Jake's confused boys, Jake's confused. By the way, hey, holy shit, Kamala Harris by the way who doesn't believe that humans are illegal. It is wrong to somehow suggest that an undocumented immigrant is a criminal being. Yeah, guys, come on. An undocumented immigrant couldn't possibly be a criminal.
You know why assholes? Because no human is illegal because no borders, no wall, no USA at all boys. Look at all of these. Old institutions of who white supremacy slavery like borders. Right? Such thing as borders. You can't just break into a country. Hey, by the way, somebody broke into her property. She had a problem with that. That's weird. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. In alleged trespasser was stopped by private security, you got private security, that must be nice. Hey, let's no bail, right? Let's reform bail. So fucking murderers don't have to post bond or bail. Just go right out in the street and let's defund the cops and then let's abolish prisons. Yeah, again, that's easy for you and the Jake Tampers of the fucking world to say because you guys are worth millions of fucking dollars.
An alleged trespasser was stopped by private security at Malibu property belonging to former vice president Kamala and Dougie. Stop where they arrested. Hmm? Do you arrest that woman that was found on her property? So she's got a problem with people breaking onto her property. Right? Breaking into your country. Not so much. Breaking into your state. Go fuck yourself, scumbag. Oh, you got a bunch of homeless legal aliens sleeping in front of your post office. Go fuck yourself. I'm black. I'm blackish. I'm Jamaican. That's essentially black. Not East Indian anymore? Bitch, I could cook up a somewhat collada of greens. I can't, I can't wait. Dougie hates it. When I cook up a demo page, I'll find it. Holy shit. I don't go. I don't go. I don't go.
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You guys or not you she predicted what he campaigned on oh Got him. Oh, I told you this yeah, I told you mother fucking Trump told us That he was gonna do it on the jumbo trunks How did you break into our who white supremacy meeting and find out that we were gonna deport people to fight my We I told you I told you he hasn't deported enough We're not safe shit This fucking jingolian's crack some sort of fucking gold bitch. We ain't even happy. We want more Fucking I told you Oh Why isn't he in jail? That's a good question. That's a good question throw that bitch So that bitch and jail Fuck you sold sorry emo sorry bro that's cancels five subs. Thank you
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I guess you could say well Trump used the National Guard and the National Guard were pushing citizens again you guys are rioting You're not broke when you're in the middle of the street and you're obstructing law enforcement That's not a protest and I don't give a shit that the National Guard. I want the National Guard start breaking your fucking legs Again you guys lost an election we overcame all of the you arrested my dude like you guys you guys Past new laws to get rid of statute of limitations so you could have a goofball suit Trump for him denying that he raped her So you guys could get a Totally not corrupt judge To nullify a jury by the way that I'm not fine with that. I'm not fine with jury nullification I'm fine with a judge nullifying a jury. I'm not fine with and The judge nullifies the jury and says well now I think that I think that Trump is liable for
Again you guys went through the world's most insane shit and you still lost you still fucking lost and Instead of building up your own side your own political opposition you fucking retards getting the street and you run cover for legal Alien Mexicans and Chinese people to break into our fucking country and you're protecting murder's rapists fuck you Yeah, you're lucky only two of you got fucking shot doing that That's wild you guys were running Running over law enforcement and law enforcement is petrified of dealing with you And when we've got a society where law enforcement is afraid of criminals were in a lot of trouble That is not a functioning society But then again you guys are fucking retarded so you guys I shouldn't be surprised I Mean you guys think chicks can have dicks You guys Now so again told they're totally fine with the legal aliens breaking in to your city
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