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In today's episode the team is back and ready to talk what they love!!! You already know it's wrestling, we cover the latest news in the world of WWE, talk AAA and the magic the Undertaker is giving us as fans!!! All this and so much more!!! Gotta give Jonathan his flowers in this episode, he brought some heat and great ideas to the table........you are welcome WWE writing!!! CHEERS!!!


JERKING THE CURTAIN


ROUND TABLE OF TOPICS


  • NEWS
  • Blake Monroe needs surgery after the attack from Giulia 
  • Ilja Dragunov will be signed to AEW 
  • Frank Ottman aka Tugboat has been hospitalized 
  • Rumors of the Rocks company buying WWE
  • Keith Lee posts on social media for the first time and fans are concerned 
  • “You Just Made the List” 
  • Give me a Luchador you would like to see get the title besides Penta
  • SMACKDOWN
  • Randy sends a message in his quest for 15, did you catch him saying Cody’s soul isn’t for sale???
  • Rey Fenix gets the win, Saints is sour 
  • I don’t understand why Paige keeps losing like a rookie??? 
  • Trick sucks, but is over with crowds and I thought we were done with him and Corbin 
  • Corbin is not a culero Mexico City, he’s taking out the trash 
  • Finn giving Gunther some chin music is sweetness to my ears 
  • Chelsea looked great tonight, she’s making me nervous with that mask 
  • Big surprise Priest turns on R Truth, like we didn’t see that one coming 
  • Charlotte is putting the pressure on Tatum, can she deliver???
  • We have a new champ, Sami Zayn defeats Punk with the help of Johnny Wrestling…….what’s next for both???
  • TRIPLE AAA
  • WWE has gold and I gotta say Undertaker is doing a great job 
  • Night 1 and Night 2 of Triplemania was damn good
  • Roxeanne Perez wins the #1 contenders match to wrestle newly crowned Reina De Reina Champ La Catalina 
  • Omos defeats Rey Mysterio
  • El Grande Americano is your new AAA Mega Champion 
  • RAW
  • La Primera is holding gold and it looks so good
  • Mexico is alive and loud, they don’t want Liv or Doms bullshit, great match but judgement days numbers are too big for the champs 
  • J’Von and his gold teeth qualified for MITB 
  • Dragon Lee and Gable put on a banger 
  • Bayley speaks and has a message for Lyra 
  • Lola Vice makes her debut and qualifies for MITB…..are we excited after seeing the first qualifiers???
  • Penta looks AWWWWESOME!!!Roman gets the finger from Mexico City 😂
  • Wow!!! What a fucking match, Mexico City was blessed with an EPIC match. Really felt like Penta was going to win, however it leaves the door wide open for Penta as a future champion 
  • NXTNA
  • Nothing exciting happening on NXT 
  • TNA gets a little creative Mila Moore referees, Nic Nemeth is wrenching his matches and BDE gets Righteous???
  • 10 count with Always Ready Arianna


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you are now listening to the Fran Singh allegation Oh, hey. I've been known to pound a tortoise for time to time. Oh, welcome back to another episode of Drinking the Curving with the Funkolix podcast, the podcast that talks what they love. And we love wrestling. It's such a great time to be a wrestling fan right now. Yeah. There's a lot of good stuff going. I got the team back with me over here. We got Jeff, the pebbles, Johnson. Who the fuck is, yeah.

What is your name? My name is Jeff. Oh, this is Jeff. Of all the J names you came with the widest one, though. I told you, but the list is getting short. I'm going to have to get that baby book with all the fucking J names. I'll just say J. I'll be. Is Johnny the pebbles far too? Now we're changing the last name. Even changing my first name since they won. Day one is. Is downstairs. Downsons. Man, and Flabby Lashley is back with us in the house. Yeah. But who isn't here? Ariana. Oh, yeah, I forgot there's no other person. Yeah. What are my mind? We don't say that name. Older mort. I don't say that name either. Yeah. Damn it. I don't know about you guys, but wrestling has been fucking awesome. We're going to talk about triple A for one. We're actually we're going to have a category for triple A today,

because they are fucking shout out to the undertaker. Who would have thought he would be the man to put together a fucking Mexican show? Yeah. I've known it this whole time. Amazing. That's something I would never think of being like the undertaker doing Luchor wrestling. Right. Of all people. I know. So how's that bigger than like American like base thing? That's so weird. Right. But looking grads like grads in Mexico and all the fans and all the wrestlers. And yeah, knocked it out of the ballpark. Oh, dude, they got a treat for raw. They absolutely got a fucking treat. So yeah, we'll talk about it. We're going to have fun on today's episode guys. We are going to get into round table of topics. There's a little bit of news. We're going to get into you just made the list. Of course, we're going to cover Smackdown and then we're going to get into raw and then

we're going to do some triple A TNA NXT. So there's a lot going on today. We're also going to do an unboxing. So we're going to open up the WWE Champs Elite Intrance. So I bought the red box and the blue box. And I'm just hoping for pentan Cody. That's all I want. That was on the tables last week, right? Yeah, yeah, we didn't get a chance to open them. So because it's up to these four, right? Yeah. Because knowing Mike, you'd be like, oh, I really want the chair. You're also wanting to get all men. You know, it's like shut up, Mike. Steve would have left the podcast if we opened it in the middle of the show. So that impression was spot on. Thank you. I've been trying to add. And I apologize guys for the barking. I've got the mercenator with us and the Mia 1000. So she wants to kill me. There's going to be a third or fourth voice in here on the episode today.

All right, guys, let's get into round table of topics. I'm ready for this discussion. Something that I want to tell all of you. Here's the news. Here's the headline. Blake Monroe needs surgery after the attack from Julia. Damn. Is that for real? That is real life. You can't fake that, right? She really kicked her in the face, huh? She really fucking kicked her in the face, bro. So I don't know if WWE is going to be pissed with her or if they're going to put her in time out. But yeah, the Julia and Blake Monroe storylines can be put on pause. Man, I wanted to say it's like an actual beef and she really wanted to hit her. Who knows, dude? We know Julia hasn't been happy for a minute. So she said, like, don't worry, fans. I'm going to fucking. I'm going to come back stronger than ever. And she's not lying. Yeah. I'll take that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I'm tired of everyone disrespecting me and just beat the shatter her.

It's like I'm Stephanie but a caregiver lived more than that big old bump on her forehead. Oh, and then she slammed into fucking Roxanne. Yep. She did a two for one deal. They're not third eye. I wanted to poke it. It was ugly. Yeah, it was like a while too. Yeah, especially when she wasn't wearing her makeup, I was just like, but I got my own problems with that woman. So that's another fun thing we're going to be talking about a little bit later. There's Mike. I love her. Against what is it fact over law or I don't know. It's just confusing. I like him. I don't every time I hear him talk, it just sounds like someone taking a dump. That's what he is. He's full of shit. So in a W news, apparently, Ilya Dragunov will be officially signed to a W. And it's not if it's when he is going to show up on one of the shows.

So he's guaranteed. Yeah. Why did they let that guy go? Dude, apparently there's like a lot more that was going on behind the scenes. So I don't know if Ilya became disgruntled. I don't know if he was pissed off because of the store lines they were giving him. I don't know. They seem to be pointing the finger at him being the problem, but I think it was probably just more of a writing thing and and WWE not knowing what the fuck to do with them. He was a great tell. Oh, he just had that big old event on next year, but this guy's a flyer. Imagine him being a that show dude. That's where they fucked up. I'm surprised Undertaker didn't fight for him. I figured Undertaker would have wanted him. You with the Rey Mysterio? Like this guy's a Maze now. Yep. Yeah, so it's it's definitely.

I want every wrestler to succeed and have the opportunity. So hopefully he gets a solid opportunity with AW and they do some great things with him. Maybe later down the road he'll find he'll he'll make his way back to WWE, but sucks to lose him. That's a good dude. I love that guy. Yeah, I really enjoyed him. Should have been like the US champ a long time. He was like perfect for it. Yep. Oh shit. There's also something that we forgot to do. Oh, I forgot the tradition. Yeah, forgetting traditional here. Got the cheers to another great episode. Cheers. Yeah, that Canada dry is pretty good. It's not bad, huh? I like it. It's the Canada dry, um, the cherry fruit splash. And I gotta say it's the bomb calm. Nice or the bomb day. You know, I was drinking something outside of Malindu. I know, dude, it's going to be a weird day. Well, I can't do it today. Oh, God. The King of Ponzo over here.

Yeah. That's a dumbass. That's a dumbass. I've ever heard. Hey, we're here to talk about wrestling, OK? Well, that's sorry. Anyway, man, on the sad note, don't want to bring it down, but our our prayers go out to him. Frank Ottman, AKA tugboat has been hospitalized. So we're hoping he makes a speedy recovery. And he gets the hell out of the hospital. So man, we're at that age, huh? Yep. Man, it's rough. A lot of them have been lately. It's kind of scary. Yeah. It really is. I don't even know who like half these people are, but hearing about it just sucks. Yeah. tugboat was one of the awesome ones. I mean, he was one that did an awesome storyline with Hulk Hogan. Then he joined the natural disasters. So he turned into typhoon with earthquake and dude, that was one of the fucking sickest tag teams that I've ever seen. That's a sickest idea.

Natural disasters. Your name yourself after events. That's amazing. Right. That is pretty sick. Yeah. They came up. They were a tag team that was definitely tough, man. I think that's why one of the reasons why I love fucking Bronson Reed and the tsunami. Yeah. Because dude, that's like, I mean, that's just fucking dope shit. Rumors of the rocks company buying WWE is gaining heat. If that's the case, we're going to get attitude ever. Dude, I mean, anybody's better than TK. All right. Anybody. Anybody. Can you buy them? My one concert shit. If I had the money and trust me, I would have fucking, we would be shooting the shit with all the wrestlers

in the locker room right now recording the podcast. Oh, yeah. We're writing stories all day. Yeah. Good stories. The only concern that I have, apparently there is like real true heat between the rock and triple H. So if the rock takes over, does that mean triple H is out? Yep. Probably if it's that bad. I don't like that. I don't like that thought. Is it because of the whole WrestleMania thing, how you basically just dipped? I don't know. I don't know. But I mean, we got to be honest with ourselves. Triple H really is doing a great job. He is. It's just, unfortunately, some people just don't write the good stories and TKO. It's just not a whole hymn. Yeah. I mean, the stories that we look at and we're like, what the fuck just happened? Like, what the fuck is this? We know that's a TKO story. Absolutely. But, you know, triple H does do a phenomenal job and I would fucking hate to see him.

And then the other idea we had was like Disney was probably going to buy it out, huh? There was talks about that at one time. I haven't heard anything new about it, but I mean, I love the fact that another wrestler is going to own it. Let's be honest, too. The rock has been known to follow Vince McMahon's business ventures because I mean, he bought a fucking XFL. XFL. XFL. And then what are you doing? He turned around and sold it to the fucking NFL. That's smart. Yeah. Because he was actually using the XFL players to test some of the new equipment that was going to come out for the NFL. He started a new kicking plays, right? Yep. Yep. And then lo and behold, NFL is like, you know what? We'll just go and buy it from you. I forgot about the XFL. Yeah. Now what is it called? The USFL or some shit like that?

USFL. Yeah. So maybe, you know, maybe for the fact that the rumors are catching heat, I would absolutely love for the rock to buy it. Plus, too. I mean, he's on the TKO board. So if any of these people are going to want to sell to somebody, I'm sure it would be him. Yeah. So let's see. Hopefully, man, I would definitely love for the rock to own it. My biggest concern is, you know, don't, don't fuck with it. Leave, leave triple H in there. But then, too, the rock knows a lot of directors and writers and shit like that. So who knows? But I would definitely want triple H to still have a job. Yeah. You got to keep the McMahons, dude, because if we lose triple H, we lost Stephanie. We lost the possibility of fucking Shane McMahon ever coming back. Like, we, uh, we got to keep the McMahons in the family and we'll see what happens. But time will tell, I'll finally get my cinematic storylines.

There you go. Haha. Your, your true novellas. Oh, dude. I'll be here. I'll be tearing up, dude. The, um, the other team with the rock, though, too. I mean, the dude loves his money. So if WWE is on top, he's probably not going to fuck with it. So, you know, just just later runs course. Yep. Keith Lee posts on social media for the first time in a long time and fans are very concerned. All right. So all that was pretty weird. Yeah. Apparently, he joined a cult. Oh, yeah. That's dope. Kind of explains, too, why him and me, Shane have been done for a while and the divorce went through. Yeah. I guess it was not like I'd sure about this. Either that or he was already having those type of feelings and she wasn't about that life. So who knows? It's not a fan of it either. Yeah, Mia doesn't like it either.

All right, guys, it's time for you. You just made the list. You just made the list. My favorite segment of this podcast, everybody else's favorite segment. Not only is it sports illustrated, but the Bleacher Report talks about it, too. And Times Magazine and Rolling Stones. Apparently, Mia loves it, too. Yeah, Mia is very excited about it. I love this. She's like, I'm going to give you my answer right now. I have a lot to say. She's just going to talk over everybody else. But in today's segment, I am challenging the team to give me a Glutidor. You would like to see get the title besides Penta. So Penta is off the list because I had a feeling that would be everyone's answer. Yeah, everyone's answer. Not mine, though. I have mindset. Yeah, you got yours. If you say a Rey Mysterio, dude, I'm going to beat your mic.

You're in the heart. How are you? Rey Mysterio? No, no, no, Rey Mysterio. No, you hate him, though. Yeah, I hate him. Wow. I don't blame you. I'm not the biggest fan of him, either. Remember last time I confessed how I hate him and John Cena and CM Punk? I don't want to get into that again, okay? That's all right. I ain't seen it, too. All right, so you're in the hot seat. Give us your Glutidor that you would want to see get a title. And when I say title, I'm talking about the heavyweight title. Okay. I was going to say it's not for like, I see our United States. No, the big title. The big, the big, the big cheese. Grande Americano. Okay, why? Because it's Grande Americano. We have two Grande Americano's that are running around or while we did have two. So OG or current El Grande Americano. I have to go with OG because he made me believe in something. Okay. Chad Gable, huh? I fucking love that, dude.

All right. When he brought that character to life, it's like, damn, he did all that and now he's a big star. Got you. He got a title. I was like, he looks better with the world heavyweight title, but that's my pitch. Okay. All right. Not a bad answer. John Cena, who do you got? I'm going with Flo on the Chad Gable thing, dude. He convinced everyone that he wasn't Chad Gable and he was a Grande Americano. Like, no one knew. That's just the greatest scheme of all time. Okay. Wow. Okay. The way he does the respect to all these other wrestlers right now, he's on point. If you don't like Chad Gable to anybody, you suck. This guy is amazing. And yeah, that's all I have to say. I love the shoes, man. Okay. I do love that answer. I would go with our current El Grande Americano. Why?

Because he has taken over Mexico. Mexico is open. Their arms up to him and they are hugging the shit out of this guy right now. Also not to be sentimental. Well, I guess to be sentimental, but he visited a child cancer treatment center in Mexico and dude, to see the way those kids fucking live up seeing him, it was absolutely amazing. So that was awesome, but that is not my pick. That is not my pick. Yes. Dude. Dude. I. I believe he can do it as long as they write the story, right? But I want to see Ray Phoenix get the strap wrapped around him. He had a hell of a match with his brother. He didn't get the opportunity to wrestle Roman Reigns, which we are going to talk about a little bit later. But you know what? Ray Phoenix definitely, he jumps off the screen.

He's got the heart. I mean, fuck, his brother is pent up. So there's a lot of things that come along with Ray. But I think the legit writing, I mean, fuck if Ray Mysterio could have been the champion for a moment, I mean, why not him? Yeah, why not Ray Phoenix? That's a good answer too. Dragon Lee would be another one too. Like, we. Dragon Lee is sick. Yeah, we see that dude in a lot of fucking killer matches and he just hasn't got the opportunity yet. Hopefully he won't win. It would be nice as all these guys, you know, they're all smaller dudes, right? This would have been like the cruiserweight, like bell kind of thing, the 205 kind of thing. Yep. Now that they're like heavyweight contenders, bro, you can't be mad. You like they deserve that respect. Definitely couldn't say it better. And I think Penta helped really put them on the fucking map. Again, something that we're going to talk about a little bit later.

But yeah, there's a there's a lot of good things going on right now. And I think they have the opportunity. Absolutely. He's forever my one of my faves as Shao Khan. So he's pent a con. Penta con. I like it. I like it. All right, you know what? That was, I like it. There was a lot of great answers on that. A lot of great answers. That was no stupid idiots. No stupid idiots. Except for one. Yeah, we don't talk about that. Yeah. Smackdown. So Randy sends a message in his quest for 15. Did you catch him saying Cody's soul isn't for sale? I'm scared. Interesting. Interesting. So I'm wondering if that had anything to do with the rock because when the rock confronted Cody, he told him, I want your soul.

Because Randy digging up old history and bringing it back to life, he might be shing song 2.0. Dude, he's going a little mortal combat on us. Oh, friendship. So loves that. So loves that. No. So I don't know. What do you, what do you guys think about this? What do you, you never, you never know what Randy Warren's up to, dude. That's like the thrill of that guy. Like he is one minute of your friend. Next minute you're getting archaed. One minute he's gassing you up. Next minute he's burning you down. Like, you don't know like this. I always thought he's like a fascinating character, dude. This is, I don't know. I still love the guy. Despite some of the other stuff, some of the way that doesn't continue that we talked about last week. But he stayed away from, from Pharaoh, which is, which is good on his part.

Okay, so I can be a fan again. Yeah. Yeah, like he's one of those who like you don't know what you're getting with this guy. But he's always, Randy Orin is always working for Randy Orin. That's all we ever know. True. You never know what he's up to. That is true. That is true. I'm wondering if you don't hear muffs. I'm going to walk out. I'm starting to think these, I'm starting to think and believe that these are the things coming that were possibly going to see that difference. I know. I know. I know. I'm going to freak out this time. He has even taken it. It's not too wrong with black. It's just the point where he's getting his eyes twitching and the next twitching where he's like, I don't think he could deal with it no more. I understand. Am I happy about it? Of course not. So I don't know anymore.

No, no, no, no, no. I don't know. I think he's planning to see. I'm still a Cody fan. Is he going to die as hairblock? That would be sick. I don't know. I think he would look cool with the blonde hair still, but rocking all black. I think he would look awesome, but I know Ariana. She's been wanting the black hair back for quite some time. I want the black hair and his old school mustache. Oh, yeah, I forgot about the mustache. When he was dashing Cody road. Yeah, dashing Cody road. We'll see. We'll see, man. We didn't see much of Cody. I don't even think we saw Cody on SmackDown. Richie shouldn't have been because with the passing of Pharaoh, I think it's good that he just steps away for a little while and needs a break. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Ray Phoenix gets the win. Saints is sour. So Ray Phoenix tries to show love to Ricky Saints at the end of the match. And Ricky Saints pushes them off and then fucking attacks them later on the show.

So Ricky Saints is a punk ass bitch. Yes, yes, he is. Yes, he is. We're getting a storyline built between the two of them. I think with the fact that they're doing it with Ray Phoenix, that kind of gives me that kind of gives me an impression that Saints is going to be jumping over to AAA a little bit, which is cool. I don't mind that. I think he's a solid wrestler. Don't really care for his character. He's phenomenal on the mic. I got to give him that. But he am dipping over to AAA. I don't think it's a bad thing. It's probably going to help keep his character alive. So do something with him. Yeah, yeah. Here's one that fucking bugs the shit out of me. I don't understand why Paige continues to keep losing like a rookie. I don't understand. And she's getting, she's not necessarily, well, she's lost to a rookie with a veteran

move. And then she loses to a veteran with a veteran move with a. I hate both the ones. I don't know where this is going. I don't get the watcher by the way. It's discussing on this like I figured she would come back at some fucking powerhouse but they're they're wandering down. That's like what was the point of the whole hype? They watched her back and they did it with fucking CM Punk ass bitch. They fucking gave him everything he wanted. Do you think they're playing it safe with her neck? If you think about it when Daniel Bryan got the approval to come back, they kind of watered him down. I mean, it was at least a champion. I guess with Paige. Yeah, Jackson. Yeah. Even being watered down though, you can still win. You can still have a good match is with good wins but like they're just it's like,

oh, maybe we shouldn't have brought you back. Ritz water it down. What? Yeah. To me, are we going to get a rocky story with Paige now? To me, the only thing that I can think of that's going to happen is another wrestler turned dark. So Paige is going to finally get fed up. She's going to be like, I'm fucking tired of being a baby face or whatever. I'm tired of straight up wrestling. If everybody's going to cheat on me, well then guess what? I'm going to cheat on you. That's really the only thing that it feels like leading to because like what else is she going to do? She's been wrestling straight up but she keeps fucking losing the same way. It's also stupid. Yeah, someone like someone grabs her trunks or like it's just, it's been really stupid ways of losing. So it tells me that the storyline between her and Nikki isn't over. It's starting to feel like some of these stories, they're dragging them out a little bit more.

And one of the perfect examples that we're going to talk about right now is trick sucks but he's over with the crowds and I thought we were done with him and Corbin. You want to talk about a long storyline? Him and Corbin's fucking storyline is still happening. I thought I was over and done with. So trick came out, he cut a promo, Mexico City, I'm disappointed in you. But they were cheering along. I think they were singing whoop that trick and fucking Spanish. Corbin, trick calls out for fucking stupid little yoddy. He doesn't come out. Trick tries again. Then all of a sudden Corbin's rolling him out. So Corbin beats the shit out of little yoddy which I wasn't mad at. I'm just going to tell Mexico City that Corbin is not a cool little. He was just taking out the trash.

Like he's doing the job that not a lot of people want. You know? Yeah. So. Damn, like are we, are we only with the story because we have no other story for him? I think that's what it is, dude, to be honest with you. I think I think I think I'm a I think Carmelo on with Corbin, like just add to it. I don't know. I think this is WWE's way of fucking stretching the stretching story out to give the riders fucking time to figure out what the fuck they're going to do with the wrestlers. That's so weird, dude. Because you you can't you can't have trick Williams against any like big ass name person, right? Just doesn't make sense. So like little stories against this house going to work right? Like Corbin's there. I could even see like I couldn't see him fighting Bauer. I couldn't see him with Prius. I can't see any of this like dude.

One of the one of the perfect wrestlers that would have been great for him is one that they fucking let go. Ilya Draganov would have been great for trick Williams. I thought it was perfect and I mean obviously. Yeah, see like. Like yeah, there's levels to that, right? But you can't go above to what you're already doing right now. There's nothing else. Yeah. Like you want to you want to see him go against, uh, I don't know, Sami Zayn, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Randy Warren, like none of those. Yeah, it blows my mind and it just really feels like they're dragging it out so that they can figure out what the fuck they're going to do. The only way you save this guy is you guys to bring up another NXT guys. So it has to be like a Santana has to be a Deandolo. Yeah, that's something that has to have like that kind of same like up and coming personality right because or makes it up with triple A.

Triple A wouldn't hurt him. If I almost dude, that would be awesome. I would love for Olmoss to destroy him. I love Olmoss. But him or gurney too. But I mean, even if they put him in there with Ray Phoenix or if they brought up LaParca, like there's there's a lot of wrestlers that they could mix in there also too. I mean, if they love trick Williams so much, they can teach trick Williams that side of wrestling also because it is it is a different style. But like if you want to be one of the, all the hype is on this dude. We know WWE fucking loves this guy. If you want your wrestler to succeed, why not teach him more? Why not give him the opportunity to expand? Here's a good one that might work out, right? You have him which is Mr. Fur, lemon pepper steppers, high class, right? Why to put this guy against the guy like Mr. iguana?

That would actually be a great story line. Like he would be gross out like, get that loser down here. Don't you touch him my fucking fur? Like just like just Mr. Prestige going against someone who's like. I'll rip just. Reptillion. Yeah, like. I don't mind that that's a that's a great idea. But yeah, you're not yeah, other than that like he's not, he's not matching anyone. That's the ready like, big time. Yeah, it's it's weird man. It it's. It just doesn't feel like there's a lot going on for him right now. And I think that's why they're keeping this storyline. I'll be like I'll be honest too. There was a time where Corbin and Seth Rollins were literally fighting like every fucking show. And I remember that one fucking went on for like months. Yeah, I know that was like dragged on like. Yeah, I mean, to the point where they even had to do like a mixed tag. Yep. Yeah, so. WWE is notorious for doing that. I don't know if it's they do it because Corbin.

Is that type of wrestler that can that can handle that type of shit. So I don't know, we'll see, but. Fan giving gone through some chin music and sweetness to my ears. That's all I got to say. Hey, Gunther. Oh, the Gunther is. In ultimate heel. All his bitching, whining, complaining and calling people out and Finn fucking having enough and hitting him with a right hook was fucking awesome. And then you got down, you got Dan housing popping in and out. And then he's so Gunther's like sitting there rubbing his chin and he's just like, okay, so that's how we're going to be. And then Gunther's like going to get rate. I mean, Dan housings getting rate a tap Gunther on the shoulder and he's like, uh, no. He just ends up leaving the room. I like fuck this. Yeah. Chelsea looks great. She's making me nervous with that mask and her.

Challenging Nia Jackson is not the greatest idea for a champion with a broken fucking orbital bone. From a person who has a history of breaking people's faces. Exactly. I don't. I need to sit down and have a conversation with Chelsea is what I need to do. It's a quote. Oh, this to yourself. I'll sit down with Nia and have a conversation with her like she's been a little crazy at home too. So we'll talk. I would tell Chelsea. I'm like, you have a shield. Use it. It's called different Australian. You have a full ass body shield, bro. Yeah. Honestly, if Chelsea was smart, she'd be rocking one of the slipknot masks and start headbutting people with it. There you go. Be like, what now? Because I know why it does make me nervous too. She it was a great match. I don't know what's going to go on after Nia knowing Chelsea. She'll probably go after fucking lash legend next with the which is another bad idea.

But, uh, the Tiffany Strat in storyline is starting to feel like it really is going to happen. Tiffany continues to try helping Chelsea out. And then when she does, she gets thrown in them. She gets. She gets blasted. So there's going to come to a point where Tiffany tells her like, you know what, Chelsea, I'm done. And then we're going to have a riff between the two barbies. So want, so want that belt back. Yeah. And I hold WWE's not priming Tiffany to get the fucking the belt back. But that's a hot potato belt. And at that point, yeah. I wouldn't think they would do that though. It's Chelsea Green. She proved that she is the champion. So I know people won't be. And she's officially the champion now too because I guess I had read, uh, re-ripply, re-ripply, vacated the belt.

She kind of has to. She's like going through it. Yeah. What's the word on her? Yeah. I haven't heard anything new. I know she's in recovery and doing, uh, her physical therapy, but that's about it. What was her surgery again? It was like on the knee, right? Yeah, I want to say it was a knee surgery. Oh, I feel you, girl. I feel you. Yeah. That girls had bad knees though from the moment that she turned, like the moment that she got famous because there's been matches where I know her knees like popped out of place and she popped it back in and her shoulder popped out of place and she popped it back in. When her inner emo came out, then I think terrifying got a hold of her. So that's why her knees are bad. She did. He chopped up her legaments. But I was like, my kind of lady. But what's her the best of recovery? Yeah. Yeah. We definitely need her back. I mean, we never got the opportunity to see if she was going to cook the belt or not,

but no, she just got it just for that type of a. Yeah. Well, we said all along that that belt is cursed. So yeah. We'll see. Speak to anybody with changes. Speak in the ladies. Do you think WWE could ever have its own show, just with females? I would love that. I wouldn't mind that. Like a Smackdown was all females and Raw was males. Like, would that work? Because the majority of the story lines, right, are always female versus female, right? Or, man versus man. Like, would that ever be a case where like Smackdown just turns like a female thing? That's, I mean, that's a, that's an out of box thinking idea. It's interesting. You know what? Let's, um, let's tag that one and let's bring it up for, uh, for next week's conversation. Yeah, it's interesting. Because I, I think that if they were to like come up with like their own like,

thing like, like, for example, like on Wednesday, because they don't have anything Wednesday, right? Yeah. It could be WWE world, uh, wrestling women's entertainment. Yeah. So just with the next year, W. The reason I say let's tag it and put it for next week is I would love to hear what Ariana thinks about that. Be good to have a female perspective. Absolutely. Well, we're pausing them away. Yeah. To be continued. I like that one. I like that one. Uh, big surprise. Priest turns on our truth. Like we didn't see that coming. Hate that. Can we call that? Yeah. We said it was going to happen. Poor truth. But hey. This guy has to be finding his way out now too, right? Like there is not much left for that either one of those dudes. I know they've been testing priest over on triple A. So there's life for him there. But I don't do that.

I don't know what's going to happen with our truth. I think if our truth wants to stick around or if they want to keep him going, he's going to have to team up with Dan housing. I believe so. Yeah. It's just there. You know what we want. Give it to us. Yep. Would you, uh, would you make him like a character like Dan housing or keeping our truth? Like you think he'd be like a mummy or a Frankenstein or a... I would, I would keep him our truth. But I would let him do like some Dan housing shit. Like him want to fit in with Dan housing. So like all of a sudden he walks in with his face painted like Dan housing or walking with a cape or... I pissed myself too. Or give me back his little Jimmy gimmick. Yeah. Maybe the thousand truth. Yep. Or he him just sitting down with one of the little, one of the little housings. Is there any, many truths? Yeah. Hey, they could pull one.

They definitely could do that. So I could see him walking out of Dan housing and be like, hey, I saw you have one of them little housings. I got me a little truth. Oh, dear. Instead of him being a scenic, he's a Dan housing. Yeah, a thousand. A thousand. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I think that would be cool. We'll see what happens with our truth. Obviously him and Priests are going to have a match. And then we'll see where it goes from there. But... Oh, yeah. Whoa! Let's see how you feel about this one. Charlotte is putting the pressure on Tatum. Can she deliver? Of course she can. Can she? Yeah, of course she can. Oh, no, no. Charlotte sets a high bar. It's Tatum passes. She's the highest of the bars. Every not seen what my girl can do. She's amazing. Oh, I don't know, man. She didn't show up last week. Ooh. And that's why Charlotte is putting the pressure on her.

You know, it's just one of those bad nights. Yeah. Just give it a chance. I'm realistic with these kind of things. Come on. She can do it. She can do it. Yeah. All right. We're going to see what happens because I feel the storyline coming. Well, I mean, there's no need for her to hate. Just be like, you know what? I'm sorry. And then they should hug it out. Friendship. Friendship. We got a couple, hey? Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. Friendship. It's definitely going to be interesting to see what goes on. What Alexa plays in this whole thing, too, is very interesting because it's like Alexa has caught it. She's caught in the middle. So is she going to side with Charlotte or is she going to side with Tatum? If something were to go down, damn, that's tricky. I think she goes Tatum. You think she goes with Tatum? Yeah.

Okay. I would kind of. Interesting. Why are you choosing Tatum? Because remember Charlotte's always someone's competition, bro. So like, she's to Tatum. Now there's two against competition. And then you ever better chance of winning. Okay. I'm like, you know, so maybe Alexa looks at it like, well, Tatum, Tatum needs to be more than Charlotte does. That's exactly what I was going to say. It's like that. Yeah. She's a who better like, if we're going to take out a queen, right? Like, you need to bring someone else and like need a village. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need that kind of stuff. Okay. She needs her seven doors or whatever. I love what they got going on right now. So I'm hoping it doesn't happen too soon. I hope Tatum can. I hope Tatum does deliver and we'll. She will. We'll keep some momentum going. And then, you know, the storyline will. We'll start to build up and we'll get more things from them.

I think she like, once they built her character against like going like. Against someone like Charlotte Flair, like. Then they're like, this girl has a road for many years of like just competing with anybody. Yeah, definitely. A lot of it. You know, it's interesting, but a lot of a lot of the interviews, the female interviews that I've listened to on on a lot of podcasts. Tatum's name always comes up as a girl that they want to wrestle. So that should make you happy, flow. It does. And I was a day one ever since. You guys thought that she was going to get fucking cut like fucking Gigi and Shotzi, but she's fucking here to stay. Okay, I'll fucking take them. Wait, okay, you just. Let me ask you this question. Oh my gosh, okay. I'm scared. Who would you prefer Cody turned dark or Tatum turned baby face? Dude, that's fucked up. Oh, you have to answer.

Fuck. I think he's going to say Cody, Cody turned dark. He won't switch up in as a girl, bro. He wants that gothic girl. Fuck. So, okay, let me ask this. Oh, you can't. You can't answer with a question with a question. Can I use the skip pass? No, we're not playing fucking Uno. So if Tatum goes face, she's no longer gothic. Yeah, she's no longer gothic. She's a clean girl. I can't play like a blonde.

She's like, this is a bright, she'd be one of the mean girls. I don't know, Brian shiny and returns like OG Bailey. She's gonna be a hugger. Imagine if she, well, the way the way that she likes to fill skin and shit like that, I could imagine. It does make sense that she would turn into like a Bailey. Yeah, all colorful and with the hair too, waving it with a wavy two men in the back. Yeah, like sponsored by Holly Oliver and Bailey turned into a tag team. That'd be pretty cool. So you have a side ponytail. The huggers, they look like Depp from the point dynamite. Depp. And they're finishing moves like the hug tackle or something shit like that. Oh, man, I love it. I love it. There you go. WWE, we're writing more fun stories for you guys. I'll never, I'll never fucking turn my back of my girl. All right, speaking of people turning their backs, damn you, Johnny wrestling. We have a new champ, Sami Zayn defeats punk.

Here's my course shit. I know. I didn't care for it either. Here's my, here's my question to you guys. And if you guys come up with some crazy out of care, we can throw up on, we can throw it on the table. But when I say what's next for both, what's next for Sami Zayn and what's next for punk? Let's start with punk first. So, go ahead. What do you, to be honest with how punk lost the title, I think he might be going on a little break. You think so? What the way how it ended or how he just got the belt. And then he just loses it again to him. It's either that or honestly, I can't really think of anything else. Okay. Because obviously everyone wants to beat the shed of Sami Zayn, including me. And punk has really no other beef with anybody else at the moment. So I think he's probably going to miss a weaker two and just come back later on after another championship match.

He'll interfere with that. Okay. I don't really see him do anything at the moment. Okay. Interesting. Johnson, what ideas do you have for punk? I'm going, he's going on a break too because this is probably a storyline. He doesn't want to participate in like this. Interesting. Yeah, he's kind of not with it. I couldn't imagine this guy who was. He's going to chase Sami Zayn for the belt. I can't, I can't stand Sami Zayn. I don't think he is worthy of having that belt or someone like as high as CM Punk chasing him for it. That makes no sense. I feel you. It's. Yeah, like Kevin, Kevin Owens would have been part more of this story. Yeah, not. And Sami Zayn says an arrogant punk ass, bro. I cannot like he does, he does nothing.

There are only people like that guy. I don't know why he's there. Right. It's just fucking is dumbed. It's going to be interesting. This, this definitely opens up the window for a lot of themes. So we'll, we'll get into Sami Zayn. What I'm going to say for punk, I'm going to say he returns to the show, but I, I hope he mixes it up with Gunther and Finn Balor. Because I would definitely love to see Finn and Gunther Finn and Punk run it back. I think that was a great match. And I think that, I think that'll help get Finn where he needs to be, to challenge, to really, really challenge for the title again. Absolutely. Yeah. Basically the whole circle of people. Also too. Maybe we see Cody back. He and Punk have a little bit of exchange going on. You know, you got two alphas on one show.

So we could see what happens anywhere in a mack entire just coming back to stop his shit real quick and get that belt. Oh, dude, we haven't heard shit on Drew. I missed that, dude. I know. That'd be the one guy just want to see beat the shit out of Sami Zayn. So bad, bro. Oh, dude, there's nothing more in this world than I've been that I would want to see. Then Drew Mack entire giving Sami Zayn a fuck you kick him all those fuck you. And him just looking so awesome while doing it. Right. Yeah, we need we need some Drew Mack entire back. Who knows when he's going to come back though. It's going to be a huge surprise though. How many does? All right, guys. So what are you feeling for Sami Zayn? Where does this go now that he has the title? I don't care. I hope he loses it before nine days. Okay. I fucking like, I don't understand how this crybaby could get the opportunity. Then he fucking wins the ball. It's like, dude, you didn't earn it even the first time.

It's like, Jesus Christ. Dude, it's what's the definition of insanity? You do the same thing over and over expecting a difference. Yeah, you do the same thing over and over expecting a difference. I think Sami Zayn kind of kind of proved a little bit. He proved insanity wrong right there. I know what I want out of this though for Sami. I want him to be like, hey, you know what, Johnny, thank you. I'll give you a title shot and Johnny wins. That'd be perfect. So that's one of the things, dude. I don't think he's going to fucking give Johnny wrestling that opportunity. What are you going to fucking over? He's like, oh, is this title? He's going to run with that bell, dude. Nothing's happening. What's that? This does make it kind of interesting though, because now anybody can pretty much challenge Sami Zayn, right? Yeah. Or what if he turns into Roman Reigns and only does what he wants? I don't think Nick Aldis is going to let him get away with that, bro.

I think Aldis is going to be like, you know what, the sooner I can get the title off of you, the better. So we're definitely going to have the title up for grabs, dude. Probably consistently on SmackDown. Or what if Nick Aldis does do that? Makes him fight every week for that bell tour. Sami Zayn can't take it anymore in just the bandins. Oh, dude, that would be amazing. I would love for fucking Sami Zayn to have to come out and do an open challenge every fucking Friday. Yep. Because that'll just, that'll, like, that's even more fitting. Now Aldis is going to be like, you bitched. You wanted this title? Well, guess what? Now you got to retain that title. Now you got to retain the title. Honestly, if I was Nick, I'd be like, so you want to bitch and get to the top, huh? You don't want money in the bank, you and six other people get that fucking bell back. I be one of those people. So in a way, I mean, I was happy with punk with the title,

because he was wrestling and he was challenging. And, you know, we had a lot of matches with him. With Sami Zayn, it's going to make it interesting because now every other wrestler can be considered to be on his level. You know, so we could have Johnny wrestling challenging for the title. We could have Ricky Sains. We could have Ray Phoenix. We could have, I hate to say it, but they probably will throw it in there and fucking trick. Well, I think the shit would be between him and Trick Williams is probably dead after the gingerbread man bullshit. Yeah, it's like him and Corbin problem. But like, it gives a lot of opportunity to shine up some other wrestlers and just give them the opportunity to wrestle for the title. Dragging off whatever is perfect if they get rid of him. True. Here's another idea. Why don't Nick Aldis just be a punk ass and treat it like the 24th seven title. And they can pin him anywhere just to get that title off of him.

They just have like Sami Zayn has to always be on the run, dude. That'd be fucking amazing. Oh, dude, I would love that. I would love that all day. I wasn't like just, that's it. Yeah, just because no one likes him, right? So let's make him the biggest piece of shit and then anyone can challenge him in the locker room, challenge him at a fucking waffle house, like whatever. Oh, dude, they get and then like even the females can challenge him too. Yeah, like let's just watch this guy get this shit beat out of it where he just gives us a belt because you can't handle the pressure. Too bad. We don't have Dana Brooke anymore. That'd be awesome. I know. Oh, watch Nia Jax beat the shit out of him. So that would be funny. Yeah, she would. She would. She break his nose too. Oh, yeah. So Sami, Sami's fucked. We'll see what happens next Friday. What's the nine days, please? Yeah, she dude. I think he's gonna exceed the nine days because. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he's gonna cry. There's no, there's no other, there's no other shows or anything.

Also, surprisingly, dude, like like one thing to talk about. A title hasn't changed on a regular show since AJ Styles, but apparently I read this is the fifth time that it's happened in WWE history where it actually happened on a non-paper view match. Yeah, or event. It's rare. Yeah, because you know what they honestly should do. So the last time he lost it to a surprising CM Punk, why was it a be a surprising Drew McIntyre? Fuck him over again. Like that. I like that. Here's another idea. Like, do we know that CM Punk is safe? Like there is no injury or anything like first of all? Like, haven't heard anything like if he's injured or anything like that. So yeah, I think he's all right. I mean, I don't know if he has a rematch clause. Do they get one right away though? I think so. So I don't know. We'll see. Time will tell. We got to jump into triple A. I'm looking at the clock and I'm like holy shit times moving fast.

We talk a lot. Three play. WWE has gold and I got to say Undertaker is doing a phenomenal job. How about that flow? Yeah. Well, it's phenomenal. No, AJ Styles. AJ. J. J. Night one and night two of triple Mania was damn good. Rocks and Perez wins the number one contenders match to wrestle newly crown. Reina, the reina, campeon, la Catalina. So that's going to be I think that I mean, I am not a rock's am Perez fan by any means, but her match in open La Catalina, that's going to be a fucking dope match. And I guess her, it's probably just her her opportunity right because now she's not in the shadow of layover or rock, rock hell anymore.

Exactly. She's finally doing her own thing. Yep. Yep. I don't know. Just send her down that way for a while. Yeah. It shines her up and it keeps her alive. So I think it's I think it's something good plus to she speaks Spanish. So she can cut up promo in Spanish for English. So we'll be good. Oh, most of the feed's rate. Mysterio big surprise there. I don't know what's next for almost, but it's definitely a good name to put on the resume. So we'll see what happens next for him on triple A. You're in my respect. Here's one that you guys are being excited about. El Gran de Americano is your new three play omega campeon. So he defeated during Dominic Mysterio. Finally. Yeah, we finally got that title off of him. That's about time. Dude, that's he never defended us for nothing. Right. Copy this girlfriend. Yep. Exactly. So our page right out of there. Man. It was a dollar tree fucking Roman Ryan's bro fucking never wrestled.

Oh, man. I'll be honest, dude. Like I was extremely entertained watching triple A. There was it. There was there was kind of there was quite a few wrestlers that I wasn't like I didn't know. Enough about them. I know who they were, but I hadn't really watched them wrestle. There there's a lot of wrestlers that I had seen that were missing from WWE tag teams. LWO is on triple A now. I had no idea. That's great because we get to see walking wild and what's the other ones name something del Toro. Those fuckers are there's such great wrestlers dude and to see them back on there and wrestling was phenomenal. It's been fun to see the war Raiders mixed in triple A is giving. They're they're they're still keeping the tag teams alive and that's a great thing because there's a lot of there's a lot of great things that happen with with tag teams. It's it's fucking all around good wrestling.

The other thing too we I got to see Ray Phoenix versus. Nathan Frazier. That was a fucking great match. So there was a lot of good wrestling going on and I'll be honest dude. Cory Graves is doing a phenomenal job. That's it's turning into his show where he's getting to be the lead point on the commentating and he's doing a damn good job. So it's it's very entertaining. I'm definitely enjoying it. Can we say that their wrestling is maybe like topping WWE's wrestling? I would agree with that. Like maybe not like storyline but their wrestling and do is like. It is fast moving fast pace like you hardly see any kind of like mess ups or no botches like they really are onto something do whatever their training is but they look good. Yeah, they look amazing. Yeah, they're doing good and he just tells you what undertaker's doing with them. I need to watch more of it.

It's really good doing the fact that you get to watch it on YouTube. That's awesome. Oh yeah, it's easy. Okay, let's jump into raw. Go for it. La Primera is holding gold and it looks so good on her. Yeah. So for those of you guys I don't know or haven't been keeping up. They wrestled in Chile. Yeah, yeah, her hometown in her hometown and she actually got the win. It was a great moment for her. I thought it was absolutely amazing that that happened for her. And it really tells you that WWE is invested in her. So with her returning and having gold. Awesome. I love it. Mexico is alive and loud. They don't want liver, doms, bullshit, great match but judgment days numbers are too big for the champs.

So El Gran de Americano shows up him in La Primera tag up. I thought that was an absolutely amazing pairing. Yeah. And it just it was all around a great match. You had good versus bad and Mexico was into it. Dude, I got to say Mexico City is a different vibe. And they deserve pay-per-view events. They absolutely do. They put us to shame. Oh, yeah. The United States. I see it over and over and do it. Yeah, they're ungrateful and they need to be paying attention to the way these crowds react. That's why a lot of the pay-per-views are going out of the country. Bingo. So get it together. Give him to Mexico. They deserve it. Yeah. It was it was definitely really good. I'm. Devon in his gold teeth qualified for money in the bank. I don't even know how that dude was was able to be bouncy with that big old fucking grill in his mouth.

I'm telling you. This only look like a good grill, bro. That looks like some like some terrible ass gold. What would you expect you'd probably pay like six seven dollars for it? Yeah. It looks like that. The gold foil that you covered those chocolates that like in Dollar Tree. Oh, dude. It looks like you went to the Dollar Tree. You put some things together. Good into the golden DIY that shit. Something's like I would do. Like, they also do a good bunch of the other guys. They like they make it look really good. He doesn't make them look good. Like he should have maybe went diamonds. Something dude, but it was horrible. I was like, this is fucking horseshit. I didn't care for it at all. He slurred some of his words. You know, he's not used to them. Plus my boy isn't moving on and for money in the bank. So I'm not I'm not happy for that. All you go needs to be in money in the bank. That's all I'm saying. Honestly, does he does he does he does.

If he got that if he got that briefcase, all dude. It would it would be fun to see him with the win on that. Yeah. He'd be a nightmare to deal with. Speaking of great matches, Dragon Lee and Gabel put on a banger and Gabel shows nothing but respect to. Dragon Lee afterwards. This is a fun storyline which had Gabel and him showing respect to Lutridor wrestling. Yeah. Well, he's the man. I think he's doing I think he's doing great with the icy title. He's shining it up. He's wrestling weekend week out. And it's just it's just some good wrestling. So I'm really good wrestling. So nothing bad. So definitely excited to see who he goes against next. Bailey speaks and has a message for Lyra. How are you guys feeling about hearing from.

Hearing from Bailey. I didn't see this part. So you didn't get that one. Oh, John, then what do you think of it? Lyra was going to die. She really looks like a zombie down you but like she don't know what it's like. You betrayed. Yeah. She's she's a world of her dude. I think if Bailey plays this smart, she's just going to torment her dude. Like that's all she needs to do. I like that. The psychotic shit. Like yeah, just really break her like break her like. Well, we we already know that Lyra's on the edge, right? Well Bailey's going to be the one to tap her on the shoulder. Be like you need a push. Yeah, but like she does some like like saw type shit like some James. I like that. I like that. Let's run it Bailey. Low levyce makes her debut and qualifies for money in the bank. Are we excited after seeing the first qualifiers?

I wasn't excited with the stupid ass commercials. Well, I'm done with that. Are they pretty bad? They don't do. It's it was very Miami like very GTA style. Yeah. But soul and soul and low levyce are two people that are in the in money in the bank. Is this? Are there any tears that are in there? I don't know. Well, I mean, I'll be honest. I've this doesn't like they're really going to have to we know. Eos probably going to be one of the other ones. She has to be there. So that leaves three girls left. Like who else are we going to have in there? That's damn now that you point that out. I. I gotta say as long as it's no Jade, no Maxi in the pre will be okay.

Well, Maxi's out because she was in one of those matches. I think she was in the match with soul with Lola. No soul. Yeah, she was in the one with soul. Yeah, this is the one in the bank. This gets your shot as a title, right? Yeah. So if Stephanie doesn't give Becky Lynch a shot. Like will she have to compete in money to get that title shot? Yeah. So she could be one then, right? Yeah, you definitely could put you could put Becky in there. Because she says she's not going to give her a chance blah blah. She says you owe me one. You don't want to give it to me. Cool. I'll beat up all these other girls. And it's made you. So one thing that I'm that I kind of wanted to see if you guys would pick up on, but. These are new girls that are in the money in the bank. Does that mean. Money in the bank is going to be all about the new girls and we're not going to see any of our. Any of our veterans.

Because what are we seeing in the mail division? And she. Javon Evans and who's the other one that's that qualified. Try to remember who it was. Damn, I just forgot who it was too. It was Javon Evans and who was. But I'm pretty sure it's probably two. It's it's probably another new guy. So. Is WWE telling us something that this is going to be an opportunity for the new talent to get shined up and. He's out more than the case. All the NXTers are basically taking over. Yeah. And see if you can find out who the other one is. Yeah, I got you. Was it Drung and Lee? I thought he. Well, he had his magic and shadowable, but I'm pretty sure he would have had a call for a match. I don't know. Try to remember who it was, but. So we'll see. That guy, man. This is the one where it's going to take up some time. So.

Penta looks awesome. Top not shit. And he came to play. Roman gets the finger from Mexico City. So I was. I thought that was pretty awesome. We said he was going to get booed. And man, did he. I think it's all one person there with like an OTC. Sure, dude. And that guy probably got jumped at the end of the show. Probably probably like the whole New York. Oh, yeah, it was Bronb Breaker. Oh, that's right. Bronb Breaker. See? So that's a new. That's another. That's another rookie. I can't see that guy climbing a ladder though. Yeah, I mean, either I can see him tackling a ladder. They're going to try and do the fucking Frankenstein or off of watch. I don't know. It's going to be wild. Well, that makes sense. Like, okay. So you have Bronb Breaker. He's beefing with his own, his own mint or. What's his face? Hey, man. Yeah. So right, like, that's an opportunity to go to Bell. Right?

And then you have all these new girls like. Yeah, dude, that's that's a rough one. But like, that's like a scene. Something like a phase out. Yeah, it just feels like this is the opera. Like this is the money in the bank that's going to be like NXT or something. So we'll see. But we got to we got to get back to Roman and Penta because this is. I know this is one that we're going to talk about. So the writing of the horse, bro. That was the sickest through the streets of Mexico. That was dope. Like what a way to bring in a wrestler. I know we had talked about it and you know, we gave predictions. We're saying, you know, does Penta have a chance in a hell? I'm going to be honest with you guys. I was with all the belts that were changing prior to this match. I was like, fuck, like they it really feels like they could put the title on Penta.

I know. Also with the way the match went, they fucking had me. There was like three or four times where I'm literally like Penta's going to get when he did the Mexican destroyer. Like when he's slingshot off of the ropes and did the Mexican destroyer. I was like fucking Roman's done. Roman's done. Bro Roman sold a shit. I didn't I didn't think Roman can move like that. Yeah. I think he sold the shit out of both of them. I think Roman was motivated for this match. He has a son. He's never been with someone like a flyer like this bro. Like usually these heavyweights are just, you know, every way things. But now that we said earlier, like these guys are coming in and they're a real challenge. And I'll do like, yeah, everyone now has to change their game. You better be faster. You better be more aquabatic. Like you better bring something to the table because you just saw what Penta did to your champ. Like that's a win in itself. Yeah. My my literal marks were, wow, what a fucking match. Mexico City was blessed with an epic match.

Really felt like Penta was going to get the win. However, it leaves the door wide open for Penta as a future champion. Yep. I can see it now. He fucking did great. Yeah. Cause I, I'm going to be honest with you. I was like, him and Penta was like, oh, it's whatever I saw. I was like, oh my god. I was like, run it back. But I think I'll win next time if they do run it back. Dude, the, the, the match was so fucking good. And that's, I know Mike would be sitting here. I fucking told you, I told you. I'm talking to you guys. He wasn't going to do it. And uh, WWE, like really, like the way they built everything, put it together. Like it came together. Perfect. Like it was, it was a perfect storm. The match was amazing all the way in and out. It kept you at the edge of your seat. If you were cheering for Roman, I guarantee you, you're suede. And you're like, you know what? I would not mind seeing Penta. Yeah. Like he gave you that underdog impression. He threw everything out Roman, but the kitchen sink and

Roman just figured out a way just to keep, just to keep pulling out of it. That's what a, that's what a champion does. But this is the rock man. I just, I was like, what more can Penta do to fucking beat this guy? I know. It was like the ultimate test. Yeah. But like now we get the opposite. You're like, what if we get to see Ray Phoenix versus like Seth Rollins? Another great match. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like imagine if imagine if that was a title match. And then you get the brother versus brother thing. Like if they win titles or like that kind of shit, you like crazy. Like just crazy ideas. Oh, dude. That would be, that would be a perfect setup for one of the nights for WrestleMania. Yeah. Yeah. Penta as a champion and Ray as the underdog. That would be a battle for Mexico. Dude, shit writes itself. Oh, yeah. You're welcome. You're welcome. That's really need to be writers. Oh, man. I, um, I loved every second of it. And Roman giving Penta his flowers at the end of the match.

Like Penta rolled out of the ring and Roman was looking at him in the camera. I don't know if you guys caught it, but the camera landed on him. And he was just like, what the fuck was that? Like holy shit, dude. Like you fucking had me on the ropes. You rocked his world. Like, you imagine like you're not scared of Royce keys or those guys. You're scared of Penta. Yeah. So I don't know if you guys got to see, but after Netflix cut off, if you would have jumped on the WWE social media, somebody entered the ring. I didn't get to see it. I saw it. I saw it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, LA night jumped in the ring and gave fucking a gave Roman a fucking BFT. Yeah.

No shit. Yep. Kick them in the stomach and fucking hit them with the bone floor trauma. So that's what the fuck I'm talking about. It was, uh, it's definitely opening up the hype on LA night. And I believe him and Roman are scheduled to have a match. I just can't remember. Is it for running the bank? Is it going to be on money in the bank? I want to say so. So they're, they're, they're scheduled. Well, they're the matches made. Okay. So it's going to happen. It's just a matter of when. Just a matter of win. Okay. But yeah. Yeah. So, uh, LA night, man, LA night. He's fucking. That's my dog. Yeah. He's cooking Roman dude. And it feels like he has the upper hand on Roman right now. So we're going to see what happens. I finished story. Remember, remember I see this LA night is the ringleader of the nine nine four three or nine four six or whatever. Yeah.

Could be, could be. That's true. I'd be scared. Right. He put a hell of a fucking team together. Oh yeah. Alright guys, let's get into NXT NA. I'll be honest, nothing really happened. Nothing exciting happening on NXT right now. It was. And done. Yeah. Renssa Claire is still suspended. They're. Her storylines getting interesting, but it almost feels like a Sami Zayn kind of story line. Yeah. Cause she's bitching about management. She's got a big time issue with. The manager right? Yeah. Robert Stone. Robert Stone. Thank you. Jada Parker still nonexistent. She never gonna do anything. Do swipe swipe right fucking beat. Cruise Montana and fucking. E K prosper. I don't do that. I don't understand why they continue to keep fucking over cruise Montana. Like this dude came in hot.

And they're fucking watering him down. They're literally giving him the same treatment that they did fucking Jordan Grace. I don't understand why they get these. I know. Like why sign them if you're just gonna shit on them. I know they show that what they could do and he bring them here. It's like they belittle them for no reason. It's like. That's fucked up. Yep. But if you come from a W you're gonna get the title in the next couple of and within a month. Yeah. And you know, and you don't even have to know how to wrestle. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Um. I'm trying to remember what all Mason rook. Is now the number one contender. Uh he's gonna have a match with Grayson Waller. That was fast. Yeah. That was quick. Um. Tony and Dionjolo. I forgot. Did he lose to Mason rook? I forgot who the fuck you lost to, but they're already facing him out. So it's probably any time now he's gonna show up on Smackdown or raw.

I think he'll probably show up to Smackdown. That's just my guess. Cause there's not really much people on Smackdown to be honest. Oh, there. There's your enemy for uh. Trick Williams. Yep. Yeah. That would be a good one. Trick really doesn't really have anyone to fight obviously. So from Corbin and maybe the Miz and Kit Wilson, but it wouldn't make sense. They're like their own thing. Yeah. I don't know. Some some people from next to you just need to go up at that point. Yeah. Uh one cool thing that happened on NXT was a Lakata Lena showed up with her title and challenge K. Lonnie Jordan. So that could be interesting. Uh then Zarya walked in. Zarya towers over Boltovo. This is bad news. Zarya is gonna be the first ever fucking triple triple champion. Damn. If they if she wrestles both of them for the titles, that would be pretty cool. I think that would be an awesome way to fucking really beef up. Zarya's resume.

And show that she's a better wrestler than Sol Ruger. True. True. And then the WWE made a mistake, Mike. Oh, I don't think so Jonathan. That's not how it is. Sol is the best. The Sol is the best thing every day. Fact over. Fact over. I don't know. I was. I am really shame, but Mike. Anywho. Uh. So speaking of TNA wrestlers, dude, TNA has been on fire. I was actually very entertained on watching them last week. But, um, oh my God, dude. So TNA definitely got a little creative. Uh, they made Milo more one of the referees and she looked absolutely amazing. Uh Lisa Turtle. Um, the other girl from the faction. Uh, fuck I can't I'm going blank right now, but she steps into the ring. She takes the fucking referees shirt off of Milo more, even better. Uh Milo more is running around with her bra.

And the way Milo more was handling the match was really good. So like the, uh, the guy that she was working with, like he would, like he would get pinned. And she would act like she's going to do the count. Then she would like fucking look at her nails to see if like a nail is cracked or something like that. So she was pulling that number. Um, the match was really great. It went really good and the ending was up was good. Also, um, all of a sudden, Nick Nemith is using a fucking wrench now in his matches. Yeah, I don't even know where the fuck he's hiding in, but I'm pulling like a Dom Mysterio where Dom was like using every fucking weapon in the book, including the hammer for the bell. Um, so Nick Nemith is using a wrench now. I don't know what all is happening with that, but that's how he beat Matt Hardy. He used the fucking wrench. Cheater. Yeah, cheater. Uh, Jonathan, you're going to find this one interesting BDE gets righteous.

What? He joined righteous, uh, all of a sudden the music hit and he walked out and all white, but he used it to turn on them. Oh, I was like, that doesn't make sense at all. Right. So that one was definitely interesting. He they had the crowd shook, dude, because it was like fucking the righteous is like looking at them. They're like, yeah, come on in, come on in. And then he fucking, uh, he turns on them and and helps rich one. Uh, get the win. He'd be the first brother in a cold. Yep. Exactly. Uh, right now they're building a lie, a storyline with Mustafa Ali. He's in the hospital right now. He almost died from a match. I'll take it from here. Nurse. Yeah. Um, so they're, they're using that storyline right now and he's supposed to be back. I believe this next episode of TNA.

So they've been cutting promos with him and showing like him going through his recovery and all that shit. So it's, it's, uh, it's interesting. It's making the, it's, it, it makes you want to watch. But, uh, other than that, there's really nothing else going on in the wrestling world. So that's where we're going to wrap it up. And I know flows itching. So we're going to go ahead and bust open these WWE champ elite entrances. I got the blue one. I took the, I took the red one because I want Penta. I'll take Cody Rhodes. If I get freaking J. So I'm gonna freaking throw this shit out the window. I hope his Cody Rhodes is a heal. Okay. Ha ha. Very funny. All right, guys. So for, for, for these, for these figurines, um, you can find them out Walmart. They are, uh, they're the tour bus. And they come like in a crate. So you open it up.

Uh, which one? Oh, that's a. Yeah, it is Penta. So I got it. Yeah, I got all the stickers for Penta. Cody Rhodes. Yeah. So on this guys, what it is is you open up the tour bus and it actually turns into their entrance. Oh, that's sick. And then you put all these stickers and everything on there. And then it builds. It doesn't elite entrance. So that's cool. That's cool. Yeah, the flowster likes that. And I think it's actually, yeah, this is actually like a sticker. So you got to be careful on the way you put it on there. But yeah, we got Penta and we got Cody. So, uh, the true champion. So I am going to just disclose that I cheated. And I watch it. I watched some unboxings and I saw that all the unboxings were that were in red were Penta and all the unboxings that were in blue were Cody Rhodes.

Well, those are what their characters. So if for those of you guys that follow us on YouTube, you know, me and a flow don't have the fucking greatest luck when it comes to blind boxes. He looks a little high right there. He looks like that toy soldier movie in the 90s. But the other thing that's really cool about these guys is, I mean, technically they are blind bags. Yeah, you cannot have, you cannot have this. But you can, uh, you come in pieces. So you piece them together. Just an easy three piece. Fuck yeah. See, that's what I wanted was the was the skull. The skull mask. Yeah. Yeah. And then I think I come with like a mic. Dude, Penta looks bad ass. I like it. These are, I mean, I'm I'll always be a Toys RS kid. And these are just fun to open up and, uh, and put them together. So there you go, guys, you got, uh, you got one of, uh,

a while since we've done an unboxing on the podcast. I know I want to do another one. But then I'm scared to do another one. Maybe maybe we'll make that kind of like a monthly thing because buying all this fucking shit adds up. But maybe what we'll help maybe what we'll do is, uh, we'll go out on like a quick toy hunt or something and then get something. And we'll post it on the TikTok to let people know like, hey, this is coming or something like that. First shares because I was even thinking about getting more of those walking dead ones like I did that one video. Yeah, which you guys should check out the YouTube channel, wink. And, uh, I don't think about doing it again because I got my girlfriend into the walking dead. So she wants to do another one too. So I was like, okay. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Settle. Yeah. Cody finished his story. Cody finished his story. But, uh, yeah, guys, like if this is something that you want to get into or just something, have fun. These are cool just to have like at your desk or like in the podcast room. I got 50 million fucking things all over the wall for inspiration.

Um, and then also to drive my dog crazy over here because she wants to fucking get a hold of them and chew on them. But, um, there are a lot of fun and WWE has a lot like that. They've got rings. They've got a slap bracelets of the titles. There's just, I mean, just go down your Walmart aisle. Target doesn't have as much, but Walmart seems to be the one that always has. Yeah. WS. So something fun to play with and add to your WWE collection. So guys, that's all we got for you. Thanks to the team for showing up for this episode and bringing the heat. We got a lot of great ideas. Jonathan was on fire on this episode. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, be sure to give a follow to the Smackdown siblings on TikTok. That is at Ariana and Thomas. They do a lot of predictions for matches. And then they do a lot of throwback videos. These kids have been all over the place in the WWE.

So definitely cool to see what they got going on and what they're putting out there. A lot of great content. Also guys were on TikTok. The numbers are going up. So a lot of people are starting to follow. And, uh, I promise I will be putting out more content every time I say it. I do the opposite, but I truly am working on content and ideas that we can get out there so that we can get a little bit more attention to the podcast. But, uh, episodes drop weekly guys. We've got more collector episodes coming out. I am working on that as well. And, uh, yeah, we're just going to keep continuing to have fun. So in the great words of my man Conan. That's enough. You talking to the Rolex. Where it is. I'm a ring. Where it can't steal it.

We're doing the music. Check fly. Start on my gun. And I'm going to our time. Hold the helmet and stop. It's thick and it's juicy. And it's stuffed with meat. You are cast.

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