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2:32And the obvious answer makes me a great Squeeze Bump! I'm not going to be a fan of you. I'm not going to be a fan of you. Next to America is recorded in front of a live studio audience. If you were discretion is advised. Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of Nefto America, your cultural commentary for the end of days. I am David Lee Corboa, the Raven, that's top lots of the father disinformation. We are joined today by Matthew Heppner, professional pod pastor. That's my don't do the point. He does the point. I do the thing. I'm making your own shit. I'm famous for the point. We're joined by Gator. Gator's in the house. Gator's the host of Gator's straight Bible. And also some other shit that he does. What's it called?

3:33Where are you from? No, no, no. He's grabbed that title. He's a great title. I love that title. It's a great title. Where are you from? The straight Bible series. You're the one who's grabbed it. I said that was good. And you said nobody liked it. Everybody thought it was great. We never even got to say it to anybody. But he says nobody likes the thing. I don't know who he's talking about. He always means everything. Guys, if you want to support us, consider joining over at patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Deskwai. You sign up there. You'll get early access to episodes, add free listening experiences. You will be granted access to communities of dangerous retarious on Twitter, X and Discord. That was more dangerous. But he just gave, well, she's not in a dangerous retard chat, but she definitely is a dangerous reach. You're there. She'll understand it. Your friend. Don't say who. Allison. You know you. What's your name? Kevin. You're friend Kevin, the girl Kevin. Kevin. What we were saying, not Twitter. Well, Twitter is one of them, X, Discord, Telegram. That's the other thing. Also, join this thing, David never says it. But there is a free week trial that you can join this.

4:33And you can find out if you are truly a dangerous retarded if you want to have access. I mean, for a week, you can, you can power through. You can pound. You can pound it by content. What's the website? Can you pull up how many hours we've done? Oh, if you go to F O dash NDS dot com. Who made that website? What are my homies who I'm really mad that you asked? Because I forget his name at the moment. F O. You had five minutes ago. You said you have no clue who made it. Why would you ask them to see if you were lying? Okay. Well, don't do that. Oh, can't be found. No, no, no, we could find it. F O dot, F O dash, F O dash, NDS dot com. That's a friends of NDS dot com. And if you go there, you can see all kinds of shit like data. If you click on data, how many hours? How come his screen's not up? Total. Okay. So check this out. We're gonna pull it up right now. Total runtime archived is 998 hours. Look at this shit. You want to see how little, how little we're at home? You guys are proud. I don't know what this stuff means, dude. So we're not experts yet, though, because 10,000 hours. Oh, no, you can go to data.

5:34And here's our data. Bro, you guys are crazy. Total runtime. Why don't you guys make so much money, dude? This is insane. Almost 1,000 hours archived. 1,000 hours. Yeah, average episode length is almost two hours. So how long would you take? Hey, like, 13 is not almost two hours. Oh, 113 minutes. Yeah, 113 minutes, almost two hours. And maybe he's a 55 time champion. He's our champion, baby. So he's a 998 divided by 24. You can listen to a fucking Nephilim Desquad for 41 and a half days straight. Without seeing the same thing, what would happen to people? Isn't that what they call like MK Ultra? I'm pretty sure that's what the devil did to Jesus in the wilderness. Get the behind me, Satan. Listen back to back episodes of this. So you can go to that website. There's a lot of fun stuff. They are shout out to the homie for making that one. I'll say his name later on. I have it on my phone here. Chef Gremot. What's up, Jeff? Fucking who's Jeff that didn't hell yet. Jeff Jeff. My name is Jeff. My name is Jeff. Also, there's discount codes off of merchandise from toplopsie.com.

6:35Go and get those designs while you can because we're going to be cycling. Oh, this is going to be big. You guys have no clue how big this is going to be big. It's going to go so big, so hard, so vascular, so veiny. So, you got all this stuff is going to be gone. This entire website will be revamped. Everything we're doing at NDS and NDS studios and straight Bible enterprises will be revamped and done differently. And it's starting. And it's hell yeah. Yeah, we're starting very soon. Yeah, fuck it. I was going to fucking be doing. I mean, it would have been sooner, but yeah, this guy wanted to buy a little bit of inside of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chop said I came here to work. That's what I got this message. I got this morning. I go, okay, I'm here at eight in the morning. Yeah, I'm just working. Yeah, by ten o'clock, can we do a show? I got a lot of work to do, right? We're making an enterprise, baby. That's it. You want an enterprise? I don't like how I want to enter the prizes. Well, it's because it's painting. Yeah, you just wait for it to pan back. Here it goes. Yeah, yes, I'm working and then he goes, he goes, where are you? And I go, I'm at the shop working.

7:35He goes, you son of a gun. I'm going to be there in five minutes. You say bag and son of a gun. I'm like, fuck, I'm doing work. Yeah. And he goes, you're working for me. Now we're going to record. Record. No, I'm like, I want to knock out some shows, man. You love the GK one more. And I'm like, bro, let's do a couple. It was a bang episode. But then he had to consult Sparrow on the baracity of the Trinity. Yeah, yeah. With the force we had a counseling session shout out to Sparrow. She crushes. So yeah, but basically it's all Matt's fault. And we were supposed to do a show earlier with somebody in that little job. Matt's going to say it's all crazy. I'm going to be gone the whole next week. Doesn't even matter. It doesn't even matter. We're not doing any show. We're not doing any show. We're not doing any show. We're doing one straight Bible, one NDS Monday through Friday. We're ready for 10 episodes. Oh, shit. Do I have the wrong thing up here? Fucking don't act like you don't want to do that. I know you're trying to fake for right now. I don't want to do next week rolls around. Trust. All right. So I want Matt's opinion on this first and foremost. Benny Hill. Are you familiar with Benny Hill?

8:35And the ad. Benny Hinn. Yeah, actually did. I actually have a sermon to his on the authority of the word of God that crushes. But it's just another example of like somebody could have a bang or sermon and then do some, I'm guessing all out shenanigans. Well, it says he still at it. And he makes gullible men and women shriek with the wave of his hand. I thought he said that. Benny Hinn. I thought years ago he like repented of that and was saying that he was like doing stuff for money. And the money dried up, motherfucker. And he had to get back on this. This is probably Orlando. He's in Orlando. Is he really? Let's go. I don't want to say anything illegal. Never mind. Let's watch what happens with Betty Hinn puts his hand waving, you know, practice. Wait, is Benny Hinn Indian? Is he Indian? He sounds like an Indian. I don't know. I thought he was maybe like Greek. My name is Bredi. Oh, that actually reminds me of Kung Pao. He's interesting always. My name is Bredi. Swing in the chain. Swing in the chain. Okay, here we go. Have a lay down, bitch. Everybody just comes on stage. Fucking David, I can't. This is still a thing. I mean, I went to church.

9:35I was like this. I didn't know anything. I didn't know anything. I was like video cameras. I was like the thing that he's done here, though. Like if you really make it big and we've zoom in on it a little bit, can we zoom in? I can't zoom in. I was like David, like, and he looks like somebody just came out of the audience to get bitch slapped. He does a backhand actually. Very disrespectful. What's the context of this video? What's it exactly? I don't even need to say a context. Look at all the people in suits behind him. Those are like the special people. Are these podcasts? Those are like the special boys that are on stage and they're being honored. They have a position on the stage. Sure. And I can say something super embarrassing right now. You've done this. Have you pretended to fall down? You fucking bitch. Oh, have you fell down? You fell out? I knew it. No, no, no, no, no. This makes sense now. This is his white hot hatred. If I got scammed into that, did you fall out? Did you fall out? Did you fall out? You fell out. You fell out. You did. No, I never had. Don't you lie like that. No, dog. Did you? I resist the spirits. Oh, yeah. So they were doing that and you didn't fall? Well, no. No. You're just suspect. No, you're not. You're not.

10:35You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you've been in the game at all, and any kind of thing other than like Baptist and Presbyterian and stuff like that, where it's any of them, the problem is they say they're like Holy Spirit filled. So if you're new to the 501c3 system and you're just reading the Bible, you're not coming into it saying, I'm right. Everybody else is wrong. Right? I was like, okay, well, I don't really see this in the Bible, but obviously if everybody's doing this, like, this is the thing. Like the follower. They're saying this is the movement of the Holy Spirit. Yeah, I'm not embarrassed to admit that I was. Yeah, I never, I would never. So not only was I like doing that, but I was the catcher. I traveled with a guy where I would catch the people when they fell. Who was the picture? Was he handsome? You know what? This is why I came and do this. So it's like, you've catched the people with a cold. Got you dumbass. What are you doing? You were the catcher. No, no, no. I'm so sorry for trying to be honest with you.

11:35I always wonder who that's fucking cute. No, no, no, no. I always wonder who the guy is. That's going to be the dude behind. Yeah, and also what's the mindset? Like, because you're part of the show. Yeah. Well, no, I was like, I was believing it. I was thinking that the spirit of God was like coming on people and that's why they fell, but I told the story before. I'm like, when we were traveling with the guy and he has the pastor, he said those Spanish ladies in the back, he goes, they were church of God. Oh, yeah. And he goes, how could you tell? And they both laughed and went like this. Oh, that day I realized it like, oh, this is not the Holy Spirit. And when I was just asking God, like, what is this? God's like, learn responses. That's all that says is because their whole thing is like, we're not religious. Yeah. The Baptist are religious, but we are led by the spirit. Oh, I know. That's why we didn't know. No, no, no, you're just doing weird stuff. But by the grace of God, when I saw it, I was able to be like, no, I'm out, man. I'm out. I'm not. It's crazy, too. They probably knew that they fucked up. Like when they saw your face, they were like, damn, he's out. We're going to have to find a new catch. No, no, there was definitely a couple conversations where they were like backpedalant. And because I was like, hey, this time when you said there's five people here with $500

12:38in the Holy Spirit said, bring the money for it. Whoa. Where does that come from? But it was messed up because this guy had DVDs out that I was watching all his DVDs and he was solid Bible teacher, bro. Like, solid. Was there five people with $500? No. No. That's a really specific amount to be rolling around with it. He goes, you don't understand. They'll come up and say they're going to give the money, but then they never do. I was like, no, no, that's not the issue. I need to kill him like that. I see a kid. I see a kid. Right? That's biblical. You're doing like a shaky and stuff like that. I can't do that. I took me a long time to like dance with my wife in public because I'm a bitch. I don't know what it is. Yeah, I don't like doing that. It's like it's hard. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I got used to it, you know, because the wife likes dancing sometimes and she wants me to dance with it. So I dance with it. Like, do you do the fingers? I do fucking a little. Yeah, I do. No, there is a social pressure. And I did feel that in a whole, how old was I? I don't know. Like teens, like late teens, probably like before college, I suppose. And you go to those youth services and youth camps.

13:39That's what it was. That's where they really get you to indoctrination. They didn't get me by the, they got you when you were an adult. That's embarrassing. No, no, no, no. When you're calling though like peer pressure, it wasn't that. It's that people were telling me, no, no. When it comes to accessing your home's value, what you don't know might be the only thing standing in your way. I don't understand. Exactly. Huh? An H.E.I. from Splatero will give you a lump sum of cash upfront in exchange for a share of your home's future value. And H.E.I. What's the difference between that and a H.E.L.C.? Everything that matters. A H.E.L.C. is alone with variable interest rates that often have DTI requirements and monthly payments. With a Splatero H.E.I., there is no DTI requirement and most importantly, no monthly payments. Oh, I like that one. The no payments one. Of course, you're smart. And check this out. A H.E.L.C. has strict income and credit requirements. A Splatero H.E.I. requires only a 500 minimum credit score and no income requirement. So much better. It seems like the only reason to confuse them is that they both start with H.E.I. Just remember Splatero.

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15:41That includes our introductory 5P system, free gifts, free shipping and a 60-day money back guarantee. All that available at MeaningfulBeauty.com. This week at Vons and Albertans, USDA Choice Tri-Tip Rose untrimmed are 599 per pound. Limit 4 rose with membership were applicable. The medium ripe hasovacados are 99 cents each, with membership were applicable. Plus Kellogg cereals 8.8 to 16.1 ounces, selected varieties, or peppered farm goldfish 5.98 ounces are 1.99 each when you buy three. Limit 3 offers with membership were applicable. Visit vonsoralbertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. It's when you fall down, then the Holy Spirit comes on you when he sees that. And that's when you really go in and that just took the bait. That whole sand. No, what I'm saying is that there is a... I don't even know if I'd call it a peer pressure. There's a spirit pressure. There, where everyone's doing this thing and the guy that's praying on you can tell that

16:41he wants you to do this thing. Shen, for me, daddy. Thank God I'm just a very disagreeable person. I was just like, I'm not doing that. I was like... I don't give a fuck if anybody else, nobody really here likes me anyway. That helps a lot. I was like, well, whatever. I'm not going to fall. And people are falling and I'm just like, no one. I don't want to do that. I was like, if this is God, I want in on it. I was like, if this is God, even though it seems so silly to me, who am I to say, oh, no, I'm right and everybody here is wrong. I was going to have to kind of my pay down. Yeah. It was doing that for a while until I was like, okay, no, this is not what they're saying it is, man. And then you know, then you just start putting the pieces together. Just like when I was in the Catholic system, I could look at that and say, yeah, I don't know. Something's not right here. I'm playing for those experiences in those systems. If I was in that position, no, where people were falling around me, I would never fucking return. Can I ask a stupid, separate question? Please ask you. Would you call the standard in brown? Would the so-called standard? Oh, yes. And this one would be the standard. No, no, it's the standard.

17:42I mean, because it can't be too. It's the so-called, I mean, it is called the standard. So it is so-called. Yeah, but it's more like, because this is more like the real standard. Sure. I just think of when you said Catholic, I was like, yeah, there's a so-called Catholic church. And then there is the Catholic universal church. Yeah. And this is kind of like the library standard. This is the standard. And then that's still the so-called, that's what you're called, library. Half a standard. It's just a coffee shop almost. So the so-called standard. Yeah. But that one is a crushing place. The shop. I mean, Jess has done amazing things with that place. No, it's way more successful than this. Yes. It helps a lot. Yeah. We don't have any offensive stuff going on now. We have to make it. Let's try it. All right, so here, let's bring this up. I got, we saw one side, right? That's a system, right? Completely not affiliated with this. We saw... She just changed the logo. Is that how she wants to do that? Not only talk about it. I believe it. I believe it. I don't blame her. Not a promise. So we saw one half of a system that is very offensive.

18:45We just watched that happening. That's the end of that. What's your take on all that? I would fucking simply never return. Yeah. I would simply never return. Maybe that's why I won't go to church with you guys too. It's like, I've had my day in the sun with that type of thing. Yeah, well, you know. Well, check this out. Would you rather this or what you just watched? Would you rather? So this is an incident filmed by a parent who dropped off their children to school. The school advisor, which I guess is kind of like a principal. Am I sharing this? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Is smudging the children as they walk through the door. Smudging them with what? If you don't know what a smudging is, it's a lighting sage on fire. Oh. And the smoke is supposed to cleanse away evil spirits. Oh, no. Now watch this. I mean, people are fucking. These kids are walking into school and this dumb white bitch is smudging them as they pass through. Smudging them with what? I've been in some food forest events like that when they're doing that. But did they say it? They pulled on. Oh, it's like an Indian smudging kind of ritual.

19:46Yeah, yeah. But we'll add some plary on this in a second. Yeah. It colds. Take it over. Love you guys. Oh, yes. Oh, no. Fuck that. How fucking crazy is that? Because all right. So when you said smudging, I said smudging them with what? Because I know that this is a poop thing because dropping the kids off at school isn't like a poop thing. Oh, yeah. That's also a clean. It's smudging. Hold on. That's with a banger. But no, that only happens. That's with blackheads. Mm-hmm. It's dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool. No, no, no, what? What I thought? Because they do like a black smudge on like a cross on the head. Right. Like a lash, lash when they say, right? A lash when this was like, that's a smudge. No, smudging is specifically, now what we saw there was in the Native American context, which is not different than witchcraft. So smudging is super common within witchcraft, specifically smudging with seed. And you would do this over your doorways and shit like that to protect the portals from negative spirits entering. Let's say your bedroom, for example. Yeah. So yeah, this is a spiritual practice.

20:47It's a pagan practice. It's witchcraft. It's Native American lore, which they're all worshipping the same nature. It's spirits, which are demonic entities that are inherently pagan, inherently pagan to do so. And you're going to school and they're fucking doing this to your kids. It's crazy. It's not different whatsoever than witchcraft. Yeah. That's that. And your kids are sorry I'm pulling them. So I mean, would you rather be in the church where the dude is pim-smacking people, David Ike is pim-packed, smacking people unconscious on stage? Good. Again, man, it's a stray gate and a narrow path and you go off to the right of the left. You got landmines just blowing limbs off, man. I think I'd rather be in the school because at least that's more overt. Right. Yeah. This is somebody pretending to be of God, doing things of God. You even talked about yourself how it can confuse you, right? And you were confused when you were younger. Yeah, you were. This at least is, you know, it's pretty overt. You know what's going on? You got this white bitch with an eagle feather and she's, you know, pushing smoke on your kid. When it comes to accessing your home's value, what you don't know might be the only thing

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24:12Visit vans or Albertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. That's pretty easy to figure out. It's interesting too because it's like in today's physical realm, she could be like, well, technically she didn't even touch your kid. She's doing like a wave with a smoke on your kid and she'd be like, oh, well, this is just like a proc, it's like an ancient shaman practice and it's cool. That's one layer of excuse. The other layer is like, I never even touched your kid so therefore it's okay. And that goes back to my argument about New York's live and let live. Live and let live. Yeah, I'm like, so you're having, so all you guys are having butt sex under a statue of a hollow that's made out of copper or bronze or whatever it is. And it's okay. I'm supposed to just live next to you as if it's okay. Well, then I'm going to start anything to hurt anybody. Makes me start thinking about second Samuel, second Kings where they're like, hey, time to start destroying stuff. Time to start killing you guys. I think so. I think so. The reaction is justified. Like if you had that same reaction, the second second King reaction to what that lady was

25:14doing to your kid, you'd be better. I don't know knowing what I know now. I might be like, okay, yeah, I understand. At the least, again, a straight right to the forehead. Something, something, fold that bitch up, right, Matt? No, I like where you're coming from. I mean, again, we took that, those passages and we implied it to spiritual things, right? We don't war in the past. It's still like that's a little bit of copper. Now we war in the spirit, but we still have that militant nature. The Kingdom of Heaven suffered violence and the violent take it by force. We just do that in the spirit realm now. But I like your guys' aggressiveness, even in the flesh realm, man. I mean, if you're going to get aggressive with her flesh, you would agree? I mean, yeah, if it was your own kid and she was getting close and your only option was to like, grab her and shove her away. You got to do what you got to do. Well, just the grabbing in this shoving, those are two steps and they don't always work as a final move. I think one step straight right to the forehead. Okay. I mean, I think it's a real deal though and it's a real question. At what point, like as things are progressing, especially after COVID, at what point do things get a little bit more kinetic, a little bit more serious?

26:16I know that we're supposed to live a certain way in the battle of spiritual, but I'm like, this shit, when I'm looking around me, I don't know, they're trying to physically put stuff in my body. What do you mean, kinetic? Kinetic as in like physical. Like physical. Like the spiritual war has been going on. It's been waging behind the scenes for a long time. Now it's a 20, 20. You're like, it's right on your doorstep. Not just right on your doorstep. It's physical. Yeah. In a way, like they're doing the thing. So I'm like, all right, well, when do we do the thing back to them? Never. We never do the thing back. No. Straight, right? You want a full defense? Oh, this is about this. No, this is. All right, fine. You know what? Go ahead, pull this up. I think it kind of applies to what top is asking. We have here a shower cap American and I've not really watched this video. I don't know what's going to happen here, but I'm sure it's going to be fascinating and informative and good. The fruits will be good. I don't think she eats fruits. Anything good is coming from pineapples. Pineapples. Pineapples were cool. I'd love more. Let's see. I think that what really grabs my gurz is when you have your...

27:17I'm sorry. I like this chick. I like this chick. What it really grabs my what? My gurz. I think her gurz is the stuff that's underneath the chin. Grabbed that bitch by the gurz. I like this chick. I love this chick. She's top what really grabs my gurz is. This is my gurz is. This is my gurz is. This is my gurz is when I be like my baby. 18 months. It's only 12 months. How she 18 months was on the 12 months? I love it. She said the baby 24 years old. She said 24 years old instead of saying she 18 months. It's only 12 months. She probably... I think honestly though, that is the... Wait, that's it. She's gone by gurz. No, no, you guys are misunderstood. No, okay, please. Unpack this for me. Do I have to? Yeah. Because I just... Disconnect here and just say the baby 24 years. Yeah. Black people. Yeah. And I know you don't know this. Well, white people don't even be seasoned in their babies. First of all, that's true. That is a problem.

28:18Black people, as far as like innocence goes, it's 12 months. And then right after that, they're in 24 years. As far as the client. Oh yeah. The level of crimes that they're doing in the mentality. The ability to charge them as an adult starts right after 12 months. Right after 12 months. That's why she skipped a 24 years. I understand. I understand. Yeah, yeah. You charge as an adult. Okay, so where I'm getting a little bit lost is you saying, why? You've never heard of this, Matt? No. Okay. Matt, let me ask you. How do we even do a show with this guy? Because he has, you know, you guys are... Matt, do you even wash your chicken? Right. Great question, Sam Squatch. I don't believe that you do. I'm still lost. Okay, well let me ask you this. As somebody who's had little children, why were you going around when your baby was 18 months, 18 months, when there's only 12 months, how come you weren't saying it was just 24? I did not. I would just say one. If they're over 12 months and less than 24 months, I'd just say one. So you black. Honestly, I'm just going to be real with you. I think that you're over complicating. I think you really are, man. You really are, man.

29:18What do you think about the shower cap move? I would let that take. I liked it. And I liked her accent. Like I liked the whole thing. Like I just feel like if this chick came in the coffee shop, that would be at least a 15 minute conversation. There would be no room for anybody. Yeah, there would be at least a 15 minute combo, dude. Yeah, pretty much backup because it's just I really love the way she really grins my gurzies. I love this shit. Are you kidding me? I love this shit came in the shop. Hold on, I got to watch it. It's only 20 seconds. I'm trying to follow the math here. Let me really, let me lock it. Okay. I'll be there. My baby. 18 months. Okay. My baby is 18 months. It's only 12 months. Okay. There's only 12 months. What do you think she's eating? Like how do you fucking everything? Whatever she can get. Wow. Her hands on it. It's mostly processed. It's probably all processed food. You ever notice that when they do McDonald's commercials, it's always got like black. Like come on down to McDonald's, nigga. Like every time you hear that, you're like, why are you only doing. You should say that. They do say that 100%. It's in the underlying. It's it's no, you can hear it's literally the voice actors are all black.

30:20It's for those of you who used to hear it. Did you guys ever know a couple of years ago when you like drank the grimace shake? And there was like a thing that went around on the TikTok where you drink the grimace shake. And you go, oh, this is good. And then the next scene that shows you dead. You never saw that. Did you drink the grimace shake? Eight and a half was watching those for a while. They were kind of wanting to answer. That's like getting vaccinated. And now he lock versus AGI. A splotero AGI gives you cash for a share of your home's future value. No monthly payments. A he lock is a traditional loan with monthly payments and strict requirements. Splotero for the win. Visit spltintiro.com today and access your home's equity. Now I'd like to introduce you to Meaningful Beauty. The famed skincare brand created by iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford. It's her secret to absolutely gorgeous skin. Meaningful Beauty makes powerful and effective skincare simple. And it's loved by millions of women. It's formulated for all ages and all skin tones and types. And it's designed to work as a complete skincare system, leaving your skin feeling soft, smooth and nourished. I recommend starting with Cindy's full regimen, which contains all five of her best-selling products,

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32:52Can we miss a grimace with a shower capture? Oh, it's so good. All right, let me let me capture the grimace shake. I'm trying to hold on. Wait a second. I'm trying to track what the Amberers of Tuesday. Let's lock it. Please, when you're happy that my baby, 18 months, it's only 12 months. How long she 18 months was on the 12 months? Just said the baby 24 years old. Just say it 24 years old. Instead of saying she 18 months. It's only 12 months. Right, right, I get it now. All right, my mistake. I see what she's saying. Got a lot of knowledge under that cap. Got a lot of brains. Got a lot of gurrs under her chin there. Yeah. That makes perfect sense. I like that video a lot. That's actually one of my favorite. Here, this is an interesting one. Where do you, like, I don't know, it's crazy. Where am I finding this? Yeah, where you find this? Yeah, I don't know where he gets. But this is a stuff he scrolls through when we're on a show. This shit is a nightmare. He's just scrolling it. And then he'll just pop up and talk for 10 minutes straight. Like, he wasn't just scrolling through stuff like that. My shit is awful. And then he'll do this smile, like this. Your algorithm is a nightmare, David.

33:54Yeah, it do be like that. So this is actually one of my favorite shout out to the guy from NUX top five. I used to like watching his like top five ghost shit caught on camera. But then he got into an accident. And he's a huge. He used to get like millions of views on his channel. So you know, he's making a lot of money. He's been gone for like a fucking a year after his accident. He got to a real bad accident car accident in the sum sure. But this guy I like slap Tam. He's a runner up. Callin. He post some cool videos. He says coincidence. Or did someone at Mountain Dew know something? We're back in the Mountain Dew conspiracies. A brand new flavor with a you like a bitch name turns out he's fucking British. I hate that or Canadian. Oh, God. Would she bring mouthwash on this show for every time we say Canadian? A new flavor name turns up in the whole worldwide movement. Calling itself basically the same thing watch it and tell you which side you're landing on. And it's speaking of black people. Oh, yeah.

34:54Maverick. Um, something, something, something. Maverick approach. So let's see what he has to say. At the time, Bailey warned fans to watch for an upcoming flavor called Baja Midnight. Speculating it could foreshadow a blackout or even a paranormal event. Now Bailey says his prediction. Bailey, I thought his name was Maverick. Oh, Maverick, Bailey. He's coming true. In a new video, he points out that Taco Bell is about to launch Baja Midnight as a permanent flavor. And at the same time, a campaign called Blackout the System has appeared online urging people worldwide to shut everything down between September 16th and 20th. No work, no travel, no spending. What's it? September 16th and the 20th. What's happening those days? Well, that's right after my birthday. Unbelievable. How dare you. When's your birthday? September 16th to the 20th. Oh, I see you. You see a bag and stuff. Fucking listen. No, my birthday is a 14. No, I just hate when you say you're fasting and I watch you eat while you're fasting. No, we're not fasting. He says he's fasting. I heard him yesterday eating more.

35:55I'm no longer fasting. Yeah, that was yesterday. He's like, oh, no, no, because I had a mental. He said we was mental. We was mental. We was mental. Well, we could ask chat, the chat. Chat. Chat. Can you have a mint when you're fasting? Well, the problem is what is fasting means. So fasting means abstaining from something. Like the food. Yeah, you could have seen from a number of things. You could have seen from fappy. I love when Top It Mints that what he eats isn't food. You did get me there. This is not food. This is not food. This is not food. This is a mint. Well, yeah, but it's not one. No, no, no, I'm good. You never take one. Take one. It's a sweet thing. You know, but it should look like it. It sounded like a European accent in the video. And you're a man. He went and disrespected. He's like, you know, he's shut the tile factor. It's a long, long, long, long, long, long, long. I don't know which is a known thing. The tile factor is in Italy shut down for a month for maintenance. And everybody just like takes off for a month. What are you talking about? Is that all they're talking about in the video? He's talking about glory. He said four days. Are you confused about the length of months, just like that?

36:57When was I don't know? And when you get my age, you really don't celebrate. Let's watch it again. Because I think it's over. It's the eighth or the twelfth. I don't remember. Pull the black guy back up. Okay. Well, he's really kind of light-skinned. Down between September 16th and 20th. No work. No travel. No spending. You guys, this is a horror action for a mass blackout to happen all over the United States, happening on September 16th through the 20th. At the time, I don't like that. They do this should every year, they literally do. What is he going to do at ass blackout? What does that even mean? Mass blackout. Mass blackout. Yeah, they do it every year. And it never fucking works where they say like, everybody's not going to work so that the system can feel the impact of like, let's say in particular when black people step away and stop doing their jobs. That's the same time of AI, man. Child support stops getting paid. But that's pretty consistent throughout the entire year. But this happens all the time. There's always some attempt to remove yourself from the system so the system can suffer. And I don't think the system ever really suffers.

37:58And I don't think half the people, most people go, I got fucking kids to be bitch. Yeah, what do you mean I'm not doing anything? Oh, yeah, my boss is going to look real kindly on having me on staff. What I can look forward to the same shit happening next year. Like if they didn't do it, if they didn't do this for COVID, yeah, you're not doing it. What do you do? Like if you're, if your employees, Matt, just don't show up from the 16th through the 20th. You just got to find new ones, man. Right. That's what's going to happen. They're going to find new ones. They're going to find coconut water and they're going to find new ones. What are you doing? He's plugging coconut water. What Mason? What is Mason one? You just called me. Why did you call Mason? He's asking for coconut water. I just watched you call Mason. No, he just points the text. You know what's funny about the racist? Coconut water. It reminds me of, I don't know where I saw this the other day, but it was an interesting point. It was like, you know what, the NFL, like at the end of the end zone until like end racism? Yeah. Yeah, we're the people that like see that and they're like, yeah, I think what's really, really, I got to quit.

39:02We really should. You know what I think is really funny when you have, you know, mostly black people on a team. Who's who's usually the not black person on a football team? What position does he play? The guy that's leading the whole team. So the quarterback. Yeah. Okay. So the quarterback usually doesn't run the ball, right? The smart, the one that memorizes everything. Right, right, right. So the rest of the team is black. And where what are they trying to reach? Even the other like the main quarterbacks that are in all white are half white. Yeah. It's a crazy statistic. And they're all running for the end zone. You know, there's only one, there was like one. What do you mean by that? I mean, you had Donovan zone. It's called the end zone and all the black people take the ball and they run how many quarterbacks? I can think of like three black quarterbacks in the last 20 years. I can't think of any. I was just trying to make a joke about the end person. And Michael Vick was like probably the worst quarterback in the world. What? Yeah. You've lost it. No, he's a bad quarterback. You're a baseball player. Oh, he's exciting. No, no, Joe was the most exciting quarterback to watch. Yeah, the worst one. He's running the ball, putting himself in danger.

40:04He's not using a thing now. You're not using your brain. You're not. Which is why he's in that position. And then he went ahead and killed some dogs and now he's whatever. Michael Vick. I set up a beautiful joke about the end zone. Great joke, fighter. And black people. We don't give a shit about your joke, David. Next video. That's what happened. We need some more clips. Pull out how hard I worked to do that. Oh, here we go. This is another one from Cal. And this is interesting. A little spooky because this is technically a conspiracy show. We do some paranormal stuff. We do a little dancing. So, uh, oh, I got a fucking share this again. This is another clip from Cal. And like I said, Cal is mostly a supernatural page slapped him on, on YouTube. And so we have some interesting stuff here. He says, every parent watching will tell you a toddler plays like this all the time. Then she asks whoever it is to stop. Watch her face when she says it and tell me what you reckon, because he's British. Uh, she's looking at. Can I just say something before we start this? Fuck now. I like the Ravens new videos, dude. Some of these are more interactive and a little funner. But we're trying to do like a little bit of a street round, you know, a little bit of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a, of a,

41:07like that. Sometimes you pull up stories. They're just very stupid. Well, you don't do shot them. Sorry. In the clip captured by Trinity's mom, the toddler is seen staring intently into an empty space, clearly amused and giggling at something no one else can see. She. She is really interacting. Oh my goodness. Even stranger, the child appears to track this invisible presence with her eyes and eventually says stop. As if a hidden playmate had been tickling. He really grabbed my girl. He really grabbed my girl. Stop. In the clip captured by Trinity's mom, the toddler. Matt. I don't know. That's very intriguing, dude. Did your kids used to do goofy ass bullshit like that? You kids see it into the spirit right? I had imaginary friends as a kid, but like, they, they look like the type of nigga head imaginary. The kids were always with jazz, dude. They were like always with jazz.

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44:09That includes our introductory 5P system, free gifts, free shipping, and a 60-day money-back guarantee. All that available at meaningfulbeauty.com. Visit Vonz or Albertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. So my theory is that that's actually perfectly normal. Because what you see really commonly in the black community is the little toddlers being raised by the grandparents because the dad's out around. But if the grandparents are dead, they still step up to the plate. And they take care of those kids. Quite possibly in my case, Panda.

45:09Quite possible. It's like no matter how many times we tell him, no, it's crazy. There's an audio. So most of our listens. Oh, yeah, they have no idea who he does. Look at how he's looking at me. I'm going to put it on your faces. You literally just put it up. Most of our audio. Audio. You just put it up. Audio. Now he's missing it. Most of our downloads are audio. Audio. Okay, so you do a lot of video. Got it. This is wild. Matt, what did you think about my joke where the grandparents are coming back from the grave to raise the kids because it's very common for them to not have fathers in the household. I don't think I was a joke, unfortunately. That's actually. It was kind of obvious. I was just like setting up these things and. No, I was just. No, I mean, listen to what are you supposed to say to that? That's an observation. That's just cold. They're right. It's a swing and a miss. But I don't know that it's a bad thing. I hope I'm highly involved. They're like, two kids like, like I hope that like, you know, say I'm a little bit older, even then some of my friends and a viney to me and my wife need to watch their kids because we care about kids and stuff. And we would do that for people. You know, there was a time period where I was going to be like, you know, there was a time period where a cold wasn't funny for a long time.

46:11Oh, we had to figure out what was wrong with them. You know what it was? I remember that losing weight gaining muscle. No, no, no, no, no. Those are two observational bangers. Who's cold? Nobody even knows what you're talking about. Watch your mouth. Chad's very confused. Everybody knows who cold is. You don't know who cold is. Exactly. So I have another one here. I actually haven't watched this at all. This is Goldie. We're done with that. I thought you were going to say crazy stuff about that. That was wild. Okay. Well, it was like playing with something that's not there. I mean, so you have that trope of very, remove that chair from the stage. You have that trope of like children being able to perceive the spiritual realm more readily than other. Sure. You know, then adults, maybe it's because they're so fresh out of it. You know what I mean? Like you were a spirit of sorts before you were flesh. God knew you. And then there's still some connectivity there. Maybe who knows. But I remember one day in particular, my son walked down the stairs. And if you go down the stairs, there's a landing. Then a second flight of stairs into a finished basement. He walks down the first flight steps on the landing. He's like three. And he looks into the finished basement.

47:11And he's chilling at first. And we're watching because it's funny. You know, we're just watching. He's like, he's going down the stairs. He's a little boy. And all of a sudden, he fucking looks into the dark. Locks up and just starts screaming. Like he's staring at something. And I was like, oh, no. And I got him and I fucking went up the stairs. And I was like, look, look. And I was like, oh, hell, no. And I got him and I fucking went up the stairs. And I was like, everything's cool, man. Like fucking. And me and my wife did not go into that finished basement for like a week after that. It was these stories so common with the Raven. I just feel like we are already. I already explained. He's haunted. He's very haunted. I'm not haunted anymore. I mean, that was made out to define haunted. I mean, haunted. Yeah, it's different. It's different now. But it's slow. It is different. There's haunted. And then there's haunted. Less haunted. I'd say. Yeah, I mean, it's just about what he attracts. You know, it's like what is attracted to the Raven? Yeah. We'll see constantly find himself in certain situations. Ugly, crazy girls. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to my stalker. No, that's not true.

48:11I actually do feel bad about it. Hey, can you watch that video with Vince, please? No, I fucking. Come on, dude. You know, we're doing a speed round. I have all this stuff that I've spent. I know. And pull him. No, David, David, would you like it if I pull embarrassing videos of you? No, no, not that video. That's not that rude. Oh, that's gross. Yeah, I don't want to show people. No, no, no, the other video. No, I know what you're talking about. I know. I know, but still look at you being bitter. That's how you get haunted. That's how you get haunted. Well, I got this Goldie Horn video. Yeah, I'm a Goldie. Let's go. If we had time at the end, we'll bring up the two people. Should we have time at the end? Shut them. So, damn, Goldie Horn had two kids and no plans for a third. The board, meaning the Ouija board, this bitch was using, told her one was coming, watch her tell it and tell me what you make of it. I'd prefer to do it as the board. I'd prefer to do it as the board. We should just call it the board. The board. Yeah, why wouldn't you, we had a t-shirt that said, band the Ouija board at some point. Oh, yeah. We should bring that back. Yeah, that movement didn't go anywhere. Uh, well, yeah, that's true.

49:11There was this Ouija board thing. The Jews didn't like it. Oh, kids, Ouija board thing. I see we're going to throw this thing out. It's a little bit burn it. But before we do, why don't we try it? Despite Russell being a skeptic, he agreed to participate and together with their nanny and friend, they began a Ouija board session. Blindfolded and unable to see the board, Russell and the nanny moved the planchette while Horn carefully recorded the letters. Horn opened with a question. I said, who is with us now? I said, new baby Russell. No. And I just told him I get the chills just thinking about it. Shockingly, the planchette spelled out clearly and chillingly. New baby Russell. Hey, hey, fucking Callan, you dumb British piece of shit. We just heard him say that. Hope we're looked like very much like a gorilla in comparison to Goldie Horn. It's just crazy. Maybe my racism is flaring right now, but when I'm looking at it, it was shocking when she came on. It was high AF, dude.

50:11You're not going to say anything about that. No, forward, go forward. I do want to see the gorilla over. Goldie Horn. Look at the chick. She's, she's clairvoyant. Watch Goldie Horn. Goldie Horn. Goldie Horn. Oh, what was that? It's crazy. What a wide nose. They put a such big. They put an 80s track suit on this gorilla. It's wild. I mean, it does. Oprah looks so different now. Yeah, she does. She looks better now. Can you bring up Oprah now? Yeah. They say it's not the same. They are clone. Oh, she definitely has got six toes. I don't think she's clone. I think she's just, she is, first priority when it comes to shipments of baby blood. Oprah is way up there. Yeah. Yeah. Oprah got a glow up for sure. Oh, foe show. Yeah, let's see. Let's see this Oprah bitch real quick. See this Oprah bitch. Oh, wow. That's crazy. Right. She looks a lot better now. Look at the one in the purple. She loves the purple. Right. She made a movie about it. The color purple. So then, then go back flashed. She looks younger now. Here, wait, wait. Keep it like that.

51:11It's all the baby blood. And then, if you look at this one, big of the Oprah. She looks rough. She looks rough. It's rough. Shocking. So what's the point of this video? I don't know. Let's finish it. Get people into Ouija board. I get the chills just thinking about it. Walkingly, the planchette spelled out. Clearly and chillingly. New baby Russell. I said, who is with us now? Said new baby Russell. Okay, you're going to do it again, huh? No. And I just told him I get the chills just thinking about it. No. Look at her. I just told him I get the chills just thinking about it. At this point, Horn had two children, Oliver and Kate Hudson, from a previous relationship, and was not yet pregnant with her third child. And Kate Hudson is Goldie Horn's daughter. Oh, yeah, everybody knows that. Did she suffer or grew some death, Goldie Horn? She's still alive. I don't know. Did she run away? What's his name, died? I don't know. Is she? Tim Curry. Tim Curry died. Tim Curry. Tim Curry. I don't know. Tim Curry died. Again.

52:11Twice. Everybody knows who that is. You remember Tim? The guy who played in it. He played in the clown. Oh, my God. I wasn't allowed to watch scary movies as a kid, man. It's not even that old. It was in the 90s. You were a fucking adult man with a mortgage. If I was old enough to like pay for my own stuff, I wasn't spending my money on movies. This guy, Tim Curry. Yeah. Rocky. He's a spooky guy. Yeah, he is a spooky guy. Rocky. He's a spooky guy. Yeah, he is a spooky guy. Rocky. That guy's name was Tim Curry. But yeah, that guy's spooky, bro. Is that? He's a great actor. What is he in that one all the way to the right? Home Alone? Yes. Yes. He's in Home Alone. He's the bell hop. He's got that spooky vibe, dude. I like Tim. I mean, I really like him. That is a great actor, man. Yeah. Fun. A lot of fun. Turn the phone off. Like that. He's a fucking text messaging. What are you guys talking about? Have some respect for the show. Yeah. You're fucking professional. He has nobody has any clue what you're talking about. Let's go. Keep it rolling.

53:11Amen. He got you, though. Oh, did get me. Fucking two Shay Bobby Boucher. All right. Let's watch this one real quick. This is Tim Curry. Hold on. I like for this is going out. Even know what the next one is. Okay. 12 year old boy violently attacks his mother after she refuses to let him eat. Is this the parents? Oh, the Raven. Look at this fat little bastard. The Raven. Let's watch this. Let's talk about what we would do as parents. Oh, shit. Got a damn. Oh, oh, yo. That ain't right. Yo, that ain't right. Nobody call it. That's not a guy. Why would somebody still do that? Not stop. Wait a minute. They're out of breath. They're out of breath already. Yo, it was. It was 19 seconds. How many seconds into this bitch before he was tired? They're tired at the 13 seconds. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. They're tired. They're tired at the 13 second mark. Oh, my god. That's his walking up. That's his walking

54:23Oh, my god. I hate Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's grunting. That's not creepy. What are we talking about? He's running doing the fat guy tug of his shirt. Oh, yeah, because he knows the butt's flying out. Watch the little hole. I want to put it in. Who's filming this? I want to put it in slow motion here. Watch him with the little trot and he's holding his shirt down. He let go of it. Oh, he let go of it. Get it with the right. Beyond the left. I do get close to the hand though. Good. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're going to control Andy's fighting a woman. Yeah, it's his mom. She should be able to hold herself a little better than that. Keep playing it. Be sturdy, bitch. I don't like this. And there's food everywhere. Like, what do you mean the mom wouldn't let him eat? He could get around those boxes. There's food in there, dude. Those are empty bags. That's the problem. He's doing it because it's empty. She tried to throw an upkick, missed, and now he catches her with a couple of follow-up punches. He missed it. Oh, you're going to stab you? Yeah, because he's like chill. No, he said, I'm going to stab you. No, no, she said, I'm going to stab you.

55:24She got a knife from the kitchen. And then he calls her a psychopath. And I'm like, wow, you're really getting carried away there, mom. I just hope it's AI. That's what's definitely got to be AI. Nobody's going to stand there and film that and let that happen. You have, you know, you know how fucking disheveled house would be. That's probably Florida. I've hung out in houses like that when I was 16, 17 years old. Having friends that were screaming at their moms and shit like that. And I'm sitting there. And it has been known to do that from time to time. Yeah, I got it from across the house and go, mom. Elohim. Elohim called them. What she's doing? She'll run across the house. What is it, honey? Not that. And where's my son though with the? I have one. I have been in houses. Some Puerto Rican shit. No, it's not. No, that's not. I think Puerto Rican moms would fucking not have that. Yeah, yeah, Puerto Rican mom would do that to the kids. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the kid would be screaming. But I have been in houses growing up where like, you know, they get into a little bit of a disheveled. Yeah, it is white people have shut the fuck up mom.

56:26Yeah. And the mom would be like, okay, just stop it. Why do you have some pizza like this? Yeah, shit like that. Why? Why don't you know mom, you bitch? I don't know. That's a generation thing. I didn't know any kids that could talk to their parents like that. Am I even? The thing about this. He didn't even talk. There was no words. There was no words. I'm the words as past. He's like, you know, it's 5'30. This is when I eat where's my fucking pizza rolls? Bitch. You know when pizza's on a bagel, you could eat pizza anytime. Bitch. Pizza rolls were made pizza bagels made by a Jew. You know what's gross? What? I had them recently. Yeah, they're not. They're not good. The pepperoni tastes just like the way a dog smells. Really? I was like, what the fuck is this? Are you on your period? You have like better sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so. What did you say? Something smells like a stop fasting. I know, but even the one day we a week of you fasting, it kind of puts you in this other state of not just grabbing all the food you could buy. Oh, you say that was a poor chop smell like.

57:27Oh, that was years ago that I discovered that. We were going to get in poor chops from Walmart. And no matter how we cook them, they would smell like piss and farm. And it happened with like four batches in a row. Piss and farm. Yeah, that's a very concentrated fertilizer. Pillogram stranger piss and farm. Exactly. I don't want to taste piss and farm when I'm eating dog. Same. So after about four times of getting poor chops, because you know, poor chops are cheap, right? So I was ballin' on a budget. I said, poor chops get a big pack. Don't cost that much. And I said, I got a stop, man. I can't do this anymore. Yeah. Do I have a tumor? No, it's not. A fatty deposit in my abdomen, though. Oh, nice. I call it a thelas. My bump is one piss. All right. So let's see this. Here we go. This is a maybe like a little bit of a refreshing, not so horrifying thing. And it has to do with kids. And everything that's wrong with America happened in that last video. It's just if there really was somebody filming it and not stopping it. Yeah. If there really was a kid that size.

58:28Yeah, it's actually an old video. It really was a mom that's like somehow that's it. You imagine that mom carried that baby. I think if she caught him with the right street as he was coming in, the whole thing would have stopped him. A jab really. But what happened? You carry a baby for nine months. You let suck your boob for a while just to get food. Yeah, you do. And then it grows up and wants to beat you up. Yeah, do. What's playing like what happened? Well, here, let's have a. Well, she didn't have the power. She was ready. When it comes to accessing your home's value, what you don't know might be the only thing standing in your way. I don't understand. Exactly. Huh? An H.E.I. from Splatero will give you a lump sum of cash upfront in exchange for a share of your home's future value. An H.E.I. Well, what's the difference between that and a HELOC? Everything that matters. A HELOC is alone with variable interest rates that often have DTI requirements and monthly payments. With a Splatero H.E.I., there is no DTI requirement and most importantly, no monthly payments. Oh, I like that one. There are no payments.

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1:01:39is not long, he's got to be five, he's got his German Shepherd with him, he's having a good time. Suddenly German Shepherd notices and so does the kid, dog incoming. German Shepherd actually knocks him down out of the way and causes the kid to dodge the dog and then defends him from two, look like two stray dogs, right? That's very cool. Very beast, very beast, very scared kid, awesome dog. Cats don't do that. Let me see real quick because I swear there was two dogs. One, two, of course they're black. Now they're gone. Are we sure that's a German Shepherd? I think it is a German Shepherd. It says it like in some sort of a shepherd. The Lord is my shepherd. I'll tell you what though, nothing makes me want to throw hands more than some of these dogs. Well, it's specifically like you're walking down the street, maybe they're not walking, maybe their dog got out and you're just trying to catch your dog. You want to throw hands Raven? What's that? Oh, for fuck's sake, this is so, this is so fucking long and stupid.

1:02:39We're watching most of it. No, don't do this. Yes. No, I don't, it's not done to you. The thing is he doesn't want to show Vince and I understand that, but this is because you want to keep it going. No, no, no, I don't. I literally gave it up to God. I said, God, I'm not going to interact with this anymore. And so this is all I like. I just scrolled his page real quick. He found a video from us months ago. Okay, where I had muted him from the chat, I guess I didn't even know. Jesus. And he was like, you did me from the chat. They're silencing me. I mean, who gives it? Last time I thought about this thing it was supposed to go. From the internet. So crazy. No, no, just from our page. So crazy. You want to comment on it? You guys find people like this and they find us. I muted him. I don't want shit to do with them anymore. It's super funny. We know there are two guys that used to do the show with. They're like just normal, cool ass people. That's it. Oh, yeah, they're good. Like to know that that guy was their buddy is so weird. I don't even think like there's anything wrong with Vince for some reason.

1:03:39Oh, there's something wrong with. Like I mean wrong with them in a bad way. Like he's a bad. This is a bad. Vince is a bad boy. I know how you are. I just I do. Like you think he's a funny guy. You're like, oh, cool, but like you don't have time. I want you to know that. I'm not doing fucking content every day. We're doing like two shows a day. Every day. And all of my, yeah, I wanted to show you this, but we're going to fucking watch it. Don't make it. And all of my my comments are just filled with these fucking losers obsessing over us in the show. And then they're saying weird shit. Like we're going to fucking expose NDS. It's like bitch, we're going to be our area. Yeah, they are. Anyway, I don't like how nobody's really appreciated how I I format this. Look at the very center. Us in the bottom there. I don't know if I like it. Yeah, we can clip it and put this bullshit up with our faces. God, and we're going to put this up. I got fucking I don't like this. There's nobody any clips. Okay, right down the center. Oh, yeah, I know I'm smart for the vertical pose.

1:04:39Yeah, you dumb bitch. Good job. Matt, this is a song that was written about us. I suppose. And then this is just and be done. This was just a lot of it. He said, make me a video beg or something. I'm like, all right, I'm going to beg. And this is how he begs. Get the sound of it. The song is made for two packets. Who want me to beg on my knee? To come under show because otherwise. Don't come under every scale of me. It's a nice note. I will come. In ocean deep where water wet. What? I'm me a creature. I never forget. This is the devil's name. It's the blockster. His shell is pink. He does not like lady crab. I do not think he waived his closet in a very sassy way.

1:05:46My neighbor, no salt, don says he's completely gay. Oh, no, she's not. They wouldn't be. My neighbor. My neighbor. No, it's not. It's literally a bore. I can say this. No, my neighbor. It's an accidental bore. Fucking. How could you not play this? No, I it's not that I don't think you want to keep engaging with them. I'm not engaging with them. Because I was like, I told God I was like, I'm fucking done. Hey, God, dude, I'm done with this shit. All right, but like, no, this is funny. It's very funny. I like it. You know, I'm just like, no, you don't. What I see is it actually gets it's it's it doesn't get worse. I can promise you that my my major problem is ankle biting. Right. People that can't generate their own shit, hounding me day and night. I'm like, Raven, he only has X amount of time for people period, even if you're like a cool person. That's fair. Like out there talking. Raven's like, okay, cool, but I'll have to X and I ask this guy.

1:06:47This guy's like to make a video begging and he did. And it's a song. Well, you like that. You like that. I love this. I don't even I can't even tell you the last time I was mean to Vince. I was doing it. Yeah, you're not mad at him. You're just like, dude, I don't have time. I'm done. I don't I don't fucking yeah. I have three more minutes for you Vince. Sorry. He does not want to make the baby time with wife. He want a different kind of sex life. That was production Vince. That was projection. Look at the blopster. So handsome and brave. He dancing with Raven underneath the baggy wave. Why? It's like a child is a parkly it hanging from a ring. It's very, very baggy it. Do a little swing. What's the guy on the bottom right?

1:07:52He's having a seizure. What is that? How I think he's dropping, dropping, dropping. I love how it is. So romantic. The greatest homo sexuals in all of the land. I just feel like I'm really right. Okay, that's it. I can't do any more of that. So where I'm coming from is. Yeah, we never should. Every day. No, that's great. Are you serious? No, we just saw a lot of like you points watching that. Yeah, that's the point. No, it is it. It's funny. It's funny. I like the melody. You know, I don't I don't have a problem with it. It's just like at some point, I got to go like, okay, I'm done with this. This is not fun anymore because I'm out here like in the ocean. What is this? You played it on your show. Somebody said fucking they they're making eight hour streams where they're talking about us. Eight hour streams. This is getting weird. Just let it go. What the fuck is going on? And then I got some crazy lady in my DM's DMing me for months and months straight. And then when I don't answer her, she freaks out.

1:08:53She blocks me. Then she unblocks me. Yeah. And then she starts fucking spamming my comments with these dudes. And then when I block her, she goes fucking weakling. And I'm like, dude, these people are all retarded. They're all retarded. Yeah, but this is you guys on the internet. Like this is what you get. Honestly, I think you're fucking right. What do you mean you think I'm right? I think you're right. I don't know. Let me steal man exactly what you're saying because I have probably done this to people. Right? We've done this. Did we do this to daddy? No. No, let's be honest. Did we do this to daddy? This? A 100%. No. We turned him into a cat. Okay. And did all the most entire army to do it as well. And how many? Well, they don't have any listeners. But I'm trying to like the premise of it was different though. We're like, hey, you're lying about a very important spiritual topic. They think we're lying to you. Like if you look at them, they're like, we're going to expose us. You called us a fact. Yes. You called us a fact at first. That's true. Yeah. Well, we kind of did start with a fact it first. You guys started it with this. No, no, Vince came on our show and then started with us. Well, Vince just didn't understand like decorum past like we've given you a lot of our time.

1:09:56And we've done a three hour episode. Don't look at this stuff. We've done a three hour episode with you. And you still want to continue to have us debate. And at some point we just said, hey, stop. Not fucking interested. And you know, so it turned into a whole thing. I do think I've probably done this to people. Yes. I probably acted insane. And the more he sees you guys like top playing it on the show, it's just going to keep him going now. Well, it doesn't matter because he's muted. So he can go on forever. I'll never see it again. And it's been much to my. It makes me happy that it would go on forever. Because I'll never see it. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it says we are Alburino's Vince. I think that might be true. We are Alburino's Vince. That's insulting. Fuck you. Well, I'm not accurate though. That's it. Don't be nice to you. Yeah, she's an OG. But I mean, that's right. I think it could be. I think Alburino had, he had it coming. I'm well, they think we have a company. I'd say you had it coming. Yeah, but Vince is wrong. Well, you know what we did. This is what they said. The reason that they're doing this is because we tried to erase Vince from the worldwide web. Which like, I guess, I guess, guilty is charged, dude.

1:10:57Yeah, you know, I think because like somebody, I don't even think I did it. Maybe Nancy. She's nasty sometimes. She might have muted him from like a live chat one time. I think it was actually me. Oh, maybe. Okay. Yeah, yeah, because we're doing a show. It was live. Vince gets in the chat and all of a sudden everybody's calling him a faggot. Oh, you know, like guys, can you watch the show? So I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm doing gay shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like focus on the gay shit we're doing. So I got rid of him just for the, you know, the continuity of the show. Well, you silence him from the entire internet, apparently so effectively. So yeah, I look forward to it. But thanks for the song, Vince. I'm sorry. I really funny. I like the movements at the bottom. Oh, that like that's my favorite part. Yeah, it's very hypnotizing. It makes no sense. I don't even know how the physics really work in this thing. It's it's common. So if you look at like my son will watch YouTube short sometimes. And they'll do something similar where it's like a song. It's an AI song. Yeah. Like sometimes it's AI reading comments. It's actually very funny. It turns all the comments into a song. And then at the bottom, there's like somebody in Minecraft park orin.

1:11:59Okay. And it's like hypnotizing. And it's in its way. You want to keep watching it. Maybe we should do that. Oh, that's interesting. Maybe we should. All right. Well, here let's get to this. I want to see what you guys think about this. I don't know what it says. I got to translate it from Turkish. When it comes to accessing your home's value, what you don't know might be the only thing standing in your way. I don't understand. Exactly. Huh? An H.E.I. from Splatero will give you a lump sum of cash upfront in exchange for a share of your home's future value. An H.E.I. What's the difference between that and a heat lock? Everything that matters. A heat lock is alone with variable interest rates that often have DTI requirements and monthly payments. With a Splatero H.E.I. there is no DTI requirement and most importantly, no monthly payments. Oh, I like that one. The no payments one. Of course, you're smart. And check this out. A heat lock has strict income and credit requirements. A Splatero H.E.I. requires only a 500 minimum credit score and no income requirement. So much better. It seems like the only reason to confuse them is that they both start with H.

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1:15:05The person who has passed away is considered sick or sleeping. The bodies are kept at home. I like that sick or sleeping Catholic. Holy shit. That's why you say that because you go to, as it's St. Peter's Basilica, they have like the glass coffee and there's a dude in there that's like, say blah blah blah and looks like that. Well, he's just sick. Couldn't put a fucking shirt on you, dead mom. Yeah, we got to look at her tits. This is crazy. By the way, mom's been dead for a long time. Wait, so we're saying that's real. You know, the way you fucking. That's really a human that passed away recently. So-called human. They're covering at least the bottom part. She's dressed like that. He's laughing. We don't get to see her like the whole. She's like the whole. Her hair is laughing. Her hair is still in good shape. We had to dress her like a whore. Yeah. That's a real thing. Pro necklace and all. She just love her mama. What's up with what's the problem? What a problem. I'm okay with calling these people going. Yeah. How tall is the mom though? She's like three steps down and is almost at that lady's height. Maybe mom was tall. Mom is tied to that pole.

1:16:06Yeah. You think she looked good when she was alive? No. Just based off that. Like if you wear her eyes. Well, the birds. Yeah, the birds got her. They're very wet. Your eyeballs. So there's at first to like dehydrate and turn into little reasons and fall into your clinkety skull. A lot of strange things, man. Yeah. It's crazy because technically she is covering her boobs, but they're like so low. Oh. Yeah, because I was wondering where her nipples were. I think that that's real, Matt. You don't think this is real? Look, look how tall she is. She seems like she's kind of tall. Yeah. Kind of tall. Now I think the interesting is happening there, dude. I think it is very similar. I saw the she's melting the severed hand of a saint that was encased in glass and being worshiped. Not were okay. I'm sorry, being venerated. Fuckin' whatever. But there is a lot of, you know, what you would call necromancy going on in orthodoxy and in the Catholic church. So when you see it in this instance and something stirs in your spirit and you go, well, that's not right.

1:17:07Yeah, bring this up. This is actually the, what did I say? I said, this nasty as fuck boy. Look at that. What do you think about that, Matt? Let me see it. The incorrupt hand of saint Teresa of a villa. A villa. Look at that. They talking about, dude, that just looks like they're talking about the ring. Look at all the rings on the severed hand. What do you do to the rest of a villa? What do you mean? Why is there gemstones on it? Because she's moving. Ball and stupid out of control. Look, what do they say about her? What was the description? Well, it says, what does it say? Go back up real quick. It says, it's incorrupt. The incorrupt, that's the most corrupt looking hand I've ever seen in my life, bro. That shit looks stinky. Look, you could see the bar is that at. Look, look, a villa. And Lauren is the first comment. She says, nigga, that's nasty. She's a real one. Oh, that's funny as hell. But yeah, yeah, it's so funny to use the word nasty, corrupt. That's specifically very corrupt. Can we pull up that picture of the guy who's dead in the same Peter's Basilica?

1:18:08It's like Saint somebody and he's in like a glass coffin. And it looks just like that chick that she was just coming to hair. Oh, no. Yeah, and they're like, oh, yeah, this is something that we're supposed to be doing. Somewhere in the Bible, maybe it says that we're supposed to just like keep these guys around and worship on. But do they brush their hair? No, I think they're locked in the casket. But it's just bizarre because he's supposedly been dead for however many hundreds of years or whatever. So are they effectively vacuum sealed? I don't know. Oh, I think you're talking about this. No, this different too. I saw John Pounders, but I was like, what? I have no clue what's happening. He really took me to downtown. This is a real thing. You're telling me there's humans that are saying, yeah, wait, wait, wait. This seems like a good idea. So you're telling me that these people that are bats you crazy out there that foster a better, a better, a better, a better, a better religion. We have something to do with the private facts at the beginning because people couldn't see because it was off screen. They're actually lowering a skull.

1:19:09So somebody saying we are representatives of the Bible. That's an interrupt. This is a skull mass. This is a relevant thing to do, right? Yeah, so funny that he's doing that though, because he knows better than we do that this is what happens in Catholicism. In fact, he just never seen this in Catholicism. They have the supposed skull of Mary Magdalene. We're saying that that's Catholic specifically. That's a, that's a, thank you, Cardinal or a priest or whatever that was in a burrow is. And he's taking a skull and putting inside the thing that looks like some form of a robot and like putting it in there. And it powers the word turns into what he's doing. We're doing this. You're doing this for the audio listeners. This is Christianity. This is a life actually very clever. He's trying to explain it so that they can see it with their minds eyes. Yeah, this is Christianity. If you don't like to get the fuck out of here. This is madness, dude. Agreed. I don't have a problem with it. So let's bring this up. This is a little bit of a departure because there's no rhyme or reason to anything that I'm bringing up here. But this is one of these digs at white people that black people love to do. I'm going to make this.

1:20:09I'm going to make this. It says how it be encounter in white people. I don't like this. And you think they're going to do like something super silly or super rude. Yeah. So let's check it out. Or something makes us look crazy. Oh, wait, I pause it again. Oh, yeah, that is as well. You got to bring it down and bring it back up because it's like. Oh, go ahead. All right. Okay. That was pretty funny. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. White people be fucking pleasant. Hey, what the fuck, bro? I fell in love with a fellow human being. I love that, though. It's like white people. Look at all his point is that you do that. And then you go back to this. Well, it's just it's like saying hello with your face. It's like being, um, yeah, but you keep the smile going because you are happy to see that. Oh, no, because if we did that, then they would make videos about that too. No, I think it's you're not supposed to. You're not even supposed to make eye contact with black people.

1:21:11Or else you stepped on their shoes. I don't know exactly how it works. You get it. Yeah, it's initiating a fight really. You get a you get violence thrust upon you. Huh? I'm trying to find there was a great. Oh, okay. This might be a good list. No, there was a good list. Someone had one time about all the white racial slurs. Oh, hold your horses or. Okay, I called a mayonnaise monkey before. That's a good one. I do like mayonnaise monkey. Yeah. Glacier monkey, snow liquor, red cheeked, Randy flat hair, frostboys, sweet dog. Go scary bleach boys, snow zombies. I mean, it's just. Honky. I got called honky. Take it easy. They are red cheek Randy. I like that one. I do like red cheek Randy. Mayo monkey is funny too. Mayo monkey might be the best that they got. Vanilla gorilla. That was good too. But yeah, yeah, yeah. I do like Mayo monkey. That one's pretty good. All right. So we got homeless people. Oh, more homeless people. You gave these guys money too? No. Oh, yeah, he did. No. I think he's going to make them arm wrestle. Yeah, it looks. Okay. So that is kind of.

1:22:12It's going to make these homeless people arm wrestle for $20. That's fucked up. Excuse me guys. For $20. Are you guys down to arm wrestle each other? Yeah. The winner gets 20 bucks. Yeah. Before I let you guys arm wrestle, let me make some quick money on dual bits. Oh, look, we just did an ad for fucking docking. We're going to do it. One, two, three. All right. Who you got? Honestly, I think the position that homeboy is in the white guy is just a way better position. You think so? Yeah, I don't think you can. Yeah, I feel like this guy's got legs straight. He's already kind of leaning back. He's got momentum. And also this white guy screwed if he goes too low. Yeah, but think about like when you're bringing everything in and your body's like kind of in this crunch position. Like you would go over the guy in the blue hat. All right. I think it's white guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Say the fucking black guy. I got five on black. I'm going white. All right. Let's go. Go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Go. Go ahead. Go ahead. I said no. It's going to break. Damn.

1:23:12Damn. You're going to break it. Damn. Yo, he said, oh, like he was, he didn't know he's about to break his arm. You don't know. They're, they're high on drugs. He was just like, yeah. He's like, oh, shit. Here you go. Hey, for trying. For trying. Yeah. Y'all hugged it out or something. That was, you heard him. You heard him. Broke his arm. You good? Excuse me, guys. Damn. That's very mad, dude. That was a bad angle. David, this is like a little vibrational shit that you bring there to the show. Okay. Can I do a little high vibrational shit? What he's been very good up until now. I want to tell the audience something cool because I want to tell the audience if you're ever wondering why I am the way I am. It all started, but I lost my day. So, um, all right. So, so a while back, you know, we had this donation. Where the fuck are you going? No, why are you all the way up there? People have no clue what's happening on audio. Just keep talking. All right. So, um, it's time to say, hey, my bad. Um, so a while back, we had people donate because we were going to do something like charitable for local people, et cetera, et cetera. How many months ago? That was a while ago.

1:24:12And, um, and months and months and months, I would say. I talked about it 24 years. Instead, what we did, I don't know why y'all be saying 12 months and shit is like 24 years. It's only 12 months in a year. 18. That was 18 months ago. She said, they only 12 months. So, 24 years ago, you guys gave us, um, craft my curves. Uh, you know, some money to help some people out. And, um, and so that was super cool. And it took us a while to figure out what to do with it. We turned it all into $100 prepaid visas that you could use anywhere. And we just started giving them out to homeless people, which led to a bunch of strange interactions that, you know, for me in particular. Um, and yesterday, I had a conversation. We were on the show, right, Matt? Yeah. And public scars, and public scars you could use it in like a very productive way. We didn't want that. Well, no, because at Walmart, you can get clothes. Like, for example, one lady that, um, I encountered headbeer. When it comes to accessing your home's value, what you don't know might be the only thing standing in your way.

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1:28:20It smells like ass. Anyway. Anyway. So, well, fucking, I had a discussion with you yesterday and Matt said, fuck these homeless people. Don't give them any money because it never works out well. They are just buying drugs and beer and boozing shit. As a matter of fact, verbatim, he said that. I believe that is what he said yesterday. Matt was wrong because we didn't hear the rest of the story. So I had a little bit of a moment because Matt knows he talks to a lot of homeless people. It is kind of his thing. And so I kind of saw what he was saying as like, you know, it wasn't unwise. It wasn't coming from a place of a lack of information on the nature of homeless people. So I kind of took it to heart and I was wrestling with it a little bit. Last night, I'm going to the gym and me, my wife and my son are all in the car. We pull up to the light to go turn to the gym. And it's a lady that I've seen before. And I've actually put her name in the group prayer community chat that's on Discord. And she looks better. Like she looks a lot better. And she looks healthier and she's still holding her sign,

1:29:20but her clothes look cleaner and all this shit. And I pull down, I roll the window down. I go, hey, Kim, what's up? And she like opens her eyes wide and she gets all choked up. And before she gets anything, I go to hand her another gift card. And she starts fucking crying. And she opens up her Fanny pack and shows me the gift cards that I've given her in the past. And tells me that she's saving up the gift card so she could buy an e-bike so she can get a job. And I'm looking at her and she's cleaner and she's healthier looking. And I was worried that the dudes were stealing her money. And I don't think that's the case. I think she's been pocketing it all. But like, guys, I genuinely think this lady's about to get her shit together. Kind of video, Kim. That's not Kim. That's not nice. No, it's rare that they're able to play the long game like that. Like when they realize this, it's risky. It's like, I could go spend this right now, but I think if I hold on to this and show them tomorrow, he might give me three more. Could be that. I clean up. Like, you know what I mean?

1:30:20It's rare that they play the long game. Honestly, honestly. Where they put where they can actually put the days together of like how to manipulate for a little more. Very rare. Well, I'm invested and I've been praying on this. And we'll see how this turns out. It might be a huge mistake on my behalf. No, it's not. It might be a huge mistake. But she's always right next to the gym. The next time I see her, I'm going to take her in there. It's only the plan of fitness is 20 bucks a month. That was my day and I was like, take her to get the e-bike. I'm going to take her to plan a fitness and sign her up so she has a place to shower. And I have a feeling like something like God just keep putting this lady on my radar. And every time I interact with her, like, like I said, I interact with somebody. Everybody will donate for the e-bike. But I would just go with her. Like, don't, you know what I'm saying? She may even have intentions of getting an e-bike. But you get a couple more of those. Why are we buying crackheads e-bikes when our video editor needs a car? Well, I didn't even know that. And I kind of donate for that. Look, they don't care. I'm just trying to tell people that they they donated and it looks like some lady's life is about to get measurably better.

1:31:23She was on the streets. Her fucking arm is like all burnt up. Like she was in a fight. My thing is like, I don't mess with a lot of them. But if I see that, I'm going to go get an e-bike now. That's what I'm going to go like, okay, hey, let's do this net. Like if you're for real, let's do this now. Because we've done the manipulation thing before. That's cool. That's whatever. But if you're really trying to get on your feet, I don't know. It's just they all have a story about how they're getting on their feet. I mean, she could have spent those cards. True. They're still in. And I saw other like money in shit too. Like she's been squirreling away. Like she's trying to get this shit. And she looks like that. It was a night and day from the last time I saw her. Last time I saw her. Last time I saw her, no fucking shoes on open wounds on her legs. Her clothes were disgusting. And she was incredibly sad. This looked like almost like a normal healthy personal car. What would you give her? And so called FJ. Yes. I don't have an old car to give. What? I mean, I've showed me that one. They had like 50,000 miles on it. No, it was 1,000 miles for a. I want that car.

1:32:23A Buick something. I forgot what it was. It was super nice. And it was only four grand. It was all over the car. You got rid of it? What? You said you got rid of his car. I mean, I rid of his car. Oh, I thought you said. I traded my car in for my car that works. So anyway, I just wanted people to know that I'm hoping. I don't want to do it now. But I'm hoping like, if I see her again and things are on the other up and up, I'd like to snap a picture and show Patreon. Yeah, exploiter, man. I would do it too. Like if it's going to get clicks. Mm-hmm. That's specifically what we've not done. What was her name? I like to put the camera and people's faces when I show you. That's not nice, dude. Don't say show her tits. You guys are fucking terrible people. Look like that old template. I don't know, dude. I just got a lot of the people with the signs. I just. They get. No, I get it. Fuck them. And they can go to hell. I understand that. No, not that at all. It's just they get. I'm just saying this is this feels like a really special thing. That what? You know what, fuck, let's watch. She's fucking homeless people kill each other for $20. Fucking. That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying this is this feels like a really special thing.

1:33:23That what? Fucking. That's a whole world of manipulation on another level, man. What are you talking about? I mean, I, some people are fucking addicted hopelessly to oxy-cottons and whatever. You know, they know I'm with you and there's some that are wanting to get out of that. And if that's what I'm saying, if they, if you find someone who is really wanting to get out of that, I'd be like, let's go get the e-bike now. Let's get the gym membership now. Like let's, let's do this stuff now. Here's my number. Let's get a game plan together so we can do it. What are you guys laughing at? I'm laughing at M Lauren who said, but I they make me feel weird, but I don't have money to give them. They're just super true. Like I'll pull up to the light. I'll fucking get in the next lane. No, if I were human, you talk to them. If they're not going to talk to them. Nope, I can't talk to, I can't talk to them. I'm going to be in an unmanjointed. There you go. Just one for homeless. There you go. Pop one of these in your mouth. You fucking smell bad. All right. You don't make things better. So here we have black people versus a cactus. What? You know, it's crazy.

1:34:23Two things that probably don't interact much. Yeah, I would say that that's true. Especially this is not even a real cactus. What? Hey. What was the big cactus? Oh my god, mom. I'm telling you about it. Dude on the right is on that stuff, bro. He's an awful. You think they think it's alive? Well. Oh. You know, it's funny. It's behaving in a very predictable way and they're still scared. They go, if I make a sound, it makes the sound back. And then every time it makes a sound back, they get fucking scared. It's funny because they're not used to that technology. But there's a guy with much greater technology right behind it. Yeah. What's up with the guy that's got like the top of his hair cut off? That's like awesome. I knew you. Around his neck. Well, you got a ton of hair. I'm going to be like, you know, I'm going to be like, you know, just around his neck. Well, you got a ton of hair like on the sides, but not up top. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

1:35:23You guys are really mean about that homeless thing. I could tell like the spirit in the room just went down. I know. But we got to we got to tell you the truth, man. I just wanted people to hear something cool. Like, hey, and what if we're sitting here two months from now and that lady has a very similar story to the lady that came here. We would love that. And she came on this show. I thought that was really special. Oh, man, I would love that. And then I feel like this is a small studio. They made fun of you. She probably didn't know. No, I had another homeless lady that was there was sleeping out front. Yeah. And I let her sleep here. And this one on for like two weeks. So she came in when this is just like storage area. I put the little couch in here and let her sleep on it. I came in and I said, hey, you need something to eat or drink or anything. She's like, yeah, let me get a sandwich. Got her a sandwich and drink a water. And then I came back to check on her to like grab it. She was out. And she was passed out till like four o'clock when we closed. From like 730 in the morning till like four. And I would just like wake her up to go for her to go back outside. You should have never done that. That's way not for like no, but to your point, it's you got to handle people in a one-on-one basis, dude.

1:36:23I'm saying in general, when you're dealing with that population, they're incredibly deceptive, dude. But this one to me was different as well. So this one could totally be different to you. You could be totally reading this right and helping her that could be going great. It's just that's not the norm. She did this for like a while. She'd be out there. She'd come in. She'd sleep. I'd give her food. And then one day she was just gone. I just never saw her again. And I do. And I think she had some crazy story, dude. And she was getting back on her feet. But she didn't have that demonized look. And she didn't have that look that a lot of the homeless people have. They're just gone. That's what I'm saying. Some of these dudes got to look out there. So if you're looking at her, I saw a lady where I was like real human that's still there. Yeah. Yeah, help her, man. But I'd get her the e-bike now. I wouldn't like, you know, you keep just giving her the gift cards. It could be she's just saving them to get the to get the home run. Well, that's not fucking that's between her and God, Doug. Okay. That's fair. I was just given I was entrusted with provision. And then I fucking gave the provision. That's it. Fair. I hope somehow like we make the news like homeless epidemic.

1:37:25These people are hoarding gift cards. And they've noticed that there's more now. That's the con. They were mad at me for like being kind to the homeless people here. Forgetting coffee and food because they're breaking into cars and breaking into businesses. I was like, well, they're not doing that here, man. I'm just trying to give them something that, you know, help me get by, man. They were so mad at me to cops. I do feel like there's more homeless people in the area since I started handing out cards. You're probably just noticing them now because now that you're like handing out cards. I was asking God to put my rating. Yeah, I usually never looked down. Okay. But the Subaru is like a eye level. I hope this turns into a wonderful story of like somebody turning their life around. I love that. I just don't want you to be crushed if it doesn't turn to them. Even my son was like she was really sad. Are you tired of the confusing bait and switch pricing on GLP ones? Then visit happyGLP.com where it's always $99 a month. At happyGLP, whether you're brand new or renewing, it's $99 every time. No teaser price, no switch up.

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1:40:26I'll do 20 bucks a month though. Why not? Now, how do people say they got 15 months? They only 12 months. Because I only have to give $20 a month. Plus, I see something about Texas Roadhouse and it's intriguing. All right. With blacks. I always find it. All right, here we go. All right, here we go. All this up next. Now. No. I got, you can just do one. Now you can just do one. Come on. Nike. Courtney. Closer. Fight it back. Okay. No, no, no. Like just a couple seconds. Well, I want to, okay, let's play real quick and then I'll pop it here. Now you can just do another. Okay. Number one, there's a girl with headphones there. She's obviously bothered. Which one? I don't know, no. Right here. For some reason, there is this epidemic of young black autistic girls wearing headphones out in public. headphones out in public. Oh yeah. It's insane chat. Fairify this for me. Has anybody else seen this phenomenon? I talk to my wife about it. Because I see it all the time. Young, black chicks that think they're on the spectrum.

1:41:30Where, and I'm not saying they are, they aren't. But I know that that's the reason. So it's a stimulus over, what is it overstimulated? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they wear these headphones out in public. Well, I'd want headphones there too. Folks show. Yeah. But if they're just playing the same music, there's a guy sitting in a booth that's going to be in trouble. There's a damn. What kind of shape is this man? Look at that. That shit, huh? This guy's got bigger tits on his back than he does on his front. That's crazy, bro. It's crazy. So it looks like a marshmallow that was selectively burnt at the top of it. Oh my god. This guy is only what I would describe as sheep. Not one specific sheep. This looks like a somebody made a snowman. And the last ball that went on top was dirty. It's fucked up. OK. It's this fatty, this snowman. Oh, it's like, you play it. Courtney. So before we even go to hear what this is saying, Matt, if you went out to dinner, Texas Roadhouse, I fucking know what he's going to say. Dude, I don't need that. I just know that.

1:42:30No, I'm even worse than that. I'm going to say even something. You guys are going to be even more of a man. No, I know what he's going to say. I can't say. And that was happening. How would you feel? You're having dinner with your family. I like life people. We would look for that kind of situation. Yeah. I'd like to say that. No, no, no, no. I just feel like make a stupid fucking sound. How much are you spending on this meal? Because I've seen this before, where it's like, people are just blowing tons of money at the restaurant. I'm so worried about money. Do you have that much money to be spending on? You could have been cooking at home. Because he's watching the black community, squander, what little wealth they have. I mean, I don't want to say it like that. But I might go to Texas Roadhouse today. I'd be in a restaurant. Where I watch people just buy like $100 for the food. I'm like, yeah, I don't know, man. Maybe your paycheck's not going to go very far. If you spend that much on going out to eat on a Friday night. Okay. So imagine you do spend that kind of money, harder and money, and that's the experience that you want to have out like that. That's why they wild out. They're like, hey, I don't have much money. I'm spending it now. They do be doing that thing. You ever see where they take a stack of money and then they run it up their arm. Yeah. Like so like the whole arm is filled with the prom. The prom video pictures. Yeah, those are prom pictures. Those are crazy.

1:43:30They'll fan it all out like that. Those go hard. But you wouldn't be like, yo, like this is so loud and obnoxious. I'm trying to enjoy a meal with my family. I'd be like, hey, can you guys show me how to do that arm things? I want to do that next time I take Jess out the car. But I got to be so fun. I was looking through our Google drive and I was looking at the Chronicles folder specifically. Chronicles. When we were like putting them there. And the one that was here, I'll just show you the latest one that was there. Oh, that was a good one. Oh, you hated it. Goddamn, Elohim said he looked like a wisdom tooth with a cavity. Damn. That's crazy. Yeah, goy. That's a bag or a good job, Elohim. Here's my NDS Chronicles. I love how tops come around to the goy word now. That's the way uplifting. It does have like a light in the spirits. I don't call me that shit. Laney, that's crazy. Whatever, I can't find it. But it was the fucking episode called Wigger. Oh, yeah, that was with Matt on it. Yeah, that was like the first one you were on. And he was like, I don't know if I liked this guy. I don't like this anymore. Now I just can't get a null if I like this. And I said, I don't like this. Now he now he likes it. And you know what he said? You know what I said to him after he said, I don't like this? I said, I don't care.

1:44:30Yeah, you're going to keep doing it. And he was like, now I like those things. No, I don't, I still don't like it. But some things never change. You just accepted it. Yeah, there's like things, never change. No, it's 24 seconds to be. You want to place a preach a gospel in public? You're going to do what I say. Let's see what this is with the rest of this video. This is your shop. Please go ahead and do it. It's our friend. Yes. You're going to have the peanut butter suit with smoked duck and mashed squash. New York, Matt and they called it a playful, but mysterious little dish. You'll love it. And then the red snapper with violets and pine nuts. I think that'll follow nicely. I just saw a tweet that somebody said, we're not going, like, black people are never going to. Why not? What happened? I don't know what it is, but what's crazy? Let's find out. Please find out if this is true. So a tweet goes viral. And the dude says, black people are not going to eat at Texas Roadhouse anymore. And then within 24 hours, the stock of Texas Roadhouse went up dramatically.

1:45:35Wow. Yeah. That's called environmental racist. Yeah, it is. How crazy is that? So wait, somebody saw that. A black guy saw that and said, I don't know what he saw. Should everybody not to go there anymore? Because you know, you've got to find the tweet. And maybe we could do a little bit of investigating into this environmental racism situation. But it is my understanding. Now it could have been AI generated. So maybe it's not true. But I saw the publicly traded stocks and a 24 hour window of them and how they spiked upward dramatically. Okay. Okay. Okay. So this is what's happening, which is crazy. Texas Roadhouse and Logan's Roadhouse, which also seems good, are getting boycott calls from the African American community over rumour. A rumor that 400,000 white servers are in a secret Facebook group spitting in black customers. No, that's not true. They have that many servers. That's crazy. Texas Roadhouse also called it unfounded. Exactly.

1:46:36But that's enough for the black community to once again call for some sort of mobilization. Nobody, hey, nobody go to work. Like you guys just don't go to work. Yeah, man, imagine what guys don't just go to work. Black guys, what do you mean they're just like at home taking an apps all day? Are we are wrestling? There we go. There you go. This is Texas Roadhouse. Oh, yeah. I don't like this one, man. Okay. I know that's her mom. Oh, hey, I know what this is. No, wait a second. No, don't do this. We don't have the don't do this to me. We're not doing that. No, I'm not going to do that. This is not that kind of show. You want that drop? No. This is a five star. A week. A week came off. I don't see any, I don't see any shower caps. No. No. I shouldn't do it. I don't do it. I won't do it. Don't do it. That's not going wrong. I should not go ahead. No. No. Chad. Should we do it? Whoa. That was crazy. Should we do it? I'm betting there's some loops in there. If you go back and bring us the audio of that clip, I bet you there's a lot of that.

1:47:40We're definitely not doing that. No, we're not going to. No, we're not. We can't do that. We're not. There was people anymore. We're not. We don't need that anymore. Oh my goodness. I'm going to give you heart. You're fired. Was that good? That felt good. One take, baby, one take. Okay, break it down, David. We have to figure this out. Oh my god. All right. That feel that's what we got here. So, we have the removal of a wig, which is definitively one star. It's only a four star system. So simple, you can keep up, Matt. Well, so, uh, if I remember correctly. A shower cap would be another one. You can keep up. Now, that's what we do. You can keep up, Matt. A shower cap would be another one. Titties coming out is another one. I actually don't think we're gonna see that here. A shower cap or titties. So this can only be a two star and what would determine it is the loop. So if we play the audio in this and we hear a loop, then we're gonna know. Okay. I can't believe you did that. Pause it. Okay, bitch might be the loop.

1:48:40That might be it. Yeah. Oh, wait a first of Matt, how could you not be sad? Like, like I see that you're destroyed about this poor white kid. Just look at the family behind the huddled in the corner. Look at that kid. Imagine that's your son. Yeah, imagine that's you. You're the dad and you're not getting up and breaking up a fight between two female or imagine your day. Hey, you shouldn't be getting beat up. Okay, no, stop. But look at the black guy in the foreground. I care what skin tone it is. You get up and say, no, no, I'm not gonna let. Okay, so he's busy right now. You don't get involved in a fight. You think it's cool for females to just get beat up? No, I don't think it's cool for this guy to just be texting and totally unbothered by it. No. No, this guy's trying to protect society. Has a responsibility at the point this day. Hey, hey, hey, there he goes. Look, no, they don't know. No, we don't know. No, we don't know. No, we don't know. This video is 16 seconds long so far and it took him about 14 seconds to get up. Okay, you guys don't listen to the passages where Jesus says, love your neighbor as yourself.

1:49:40Is it past Jesus whole time with the good Samaritan? Never seen how you're supposed to help your neighbor. He says getting the way of the, yeah, the violence. Yeah, get in there and get staff. Fuck out of here. Get in there and get stabbed and then your son is now going to be a bastard trial. Because they're nailed at two. He just left his kid. Like he got up. No, no, no, we didn't leave this. He got up. He got up and he probably took his kid out. He has to go around the team after kid. But no, you don't get up and stop a fight because I have seen people. Trust me, I did a show where all we watched was this shit. And when you try to get involved, I live the life where all I've seen was this shit. It gets worse when you try to get involved. Other people who aren't involved now get hurt in a drastic crazy way. Or you put your hands on one of the people to stop them and the other person clobbers them. Now the way you're streaming up. What kind of roadhouse is crazy? No, no. Yeah, you don't get, you don't get in the way. I'm not going to sit around and watch females get beat up. Okay, but what happened is they're going to be fine. No, no, wait, you can't grab more than one female. So you grab the one and the other one now uses that opportunity to beat the shit.

1:50:45You got to grab her by her by both of their gurus. I have seen this so many times. I was, you know, data chunking. You're not going to stop two chicks from fighting at all. Two chicks one fight. No, that's it. All right. Let's see what I'm interested to see all the white waitresses are stopping this. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, where's the man at not stepping in there? The men are posting to the Facebook group. Yeah, remember the last time a man tried to stop it. What was his name? Daniel Penning. I think he went to jail. He got, I think he got exonerated, but the, yeah, the men are spitting in the food right now. So they can't, oh yeah. What are the guys going to make very many white customers? The one just like that? That guy got, is he gone? Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. No, let them finish. Look at everybody sad to be here. Let's try right in front of my meal right in front of my right in front of my nap feels a little weird. That's it. I hate to keep bringing up the Avengers, but isn't that the bad guy from the Avengers? Thanos. Thanos feels like he could have broken up with a little snap of his fingers. Why would you break this up? Matt, Matt, Matt, do you live in this? Oh, let's be in his office. Being in business for 20 might be honest.

1:51:47The way to not paying a dab. That's interesting. Get her out of here. No, that white guy, that white guy didn't pay the tap. He got up with his kid and he left and he's right. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I'm not paying for this shit. I'm out of here. Yeah. I really paid the tax. What could you possibly have done to get into a fist fight at the Texas World? The greatest place in the world. In my sense is you with the husbands or boyfriends or something, right? Are there absence? No, husband's the funnier team. The one chick hooked up with the other chick's husband. At Texas Roadhouse? Well, there's the manager. Now, Helac versus AGI. A splotero AGI gives you cash for a share of your home's future value. No monthly payments. A Helac is a traditional loan with monthly payments and strict requirements. Splotero for the win. Visit splint.com today and access your home's equity. Now I'd like to introduce you to Meaningful Beauty. The famed skincare brand created by iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford.

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1:54:24You're breaking up that fight? The other person goes, thanks for the free hits, dummy.

1:56:32I love my kids, but this girl is tired. This phenomenon has gained virality and erupted ever since. There's some sort of port case that I don't give a fuck about where some lady supposedly murdered her kids. I don't know about either. What did she do? She didn't do it. I don't give a fuck at all. But what has happened is this support of bad behaviors. Because of postpartum depression. I don't know. Anytime you get the victim loop going, it's always a bad deal. The victim. I'm not saying it doesn't have quite the same risk to it. This is rough. Of course, there's moms that are exhausted raising kids in America. She's got a full-time job and raising the kids and all this stuff. It's very unnatural. Why would you promote that? Look at this. I always think about setting up the fucking camera, hitting record and then doing it. How exhausted are you to worry about doing that? You're probably going to make up a bit here. We don't even do that.

1:57:32That's part of our job. And we don't even do it. And we don't even do it. I actually do have a fucking tent. Yeah, she's done up a camera in a building. And this quick music over it. I mean, she didn't have a kid. It does kind of provoke rage and victimhood. Right, go, you fucking dumb bitch. Top knows I don't like when people play the victim card. There's a bunch of those videos going around right now. I get it. I get it. I've been that tired before. I'm sure. I'm making a viral. Because everybody's like, yeah, if you're exhausting, if you haven't killed it, were you even that tired? That's a good point. No, but I understand people that you do get that tired with kids. But you're filming and then putting it out. It's like, what's wrong with that? They were throwing cheese on their kids' head. It's like, what are you doing, man? Leave this guy alone. That's kind of funny. I like me to throw cheese at him. See what I mean? I don't like that. I don't like that. I put cheese on your kids' head. Like a crying video. And then you're crying. And then you're like, you set up recording. You put it to the side and then you go, you take it and you go, and you watch it back

1:58:35and you go, not quite. You put it in your head. You just do the stuff people do. The popular news and likes, man. Very, very, very gay. But I think I actually have some wins here that are pretty cool. Wins? Yeah, let's see some positives. I do have a positive one. I don't have it pulled up yet. Give me a second here, guys. What a dumb bitch. Nope, that's not the one that I wanted to use. This is actually, Mark, oh, here it is. This is a banger. And this is actually a big win. Let's bring this up as soon as I share it. That looks so pathetic. That picture right there with the check. Like that. Let's bring this one up. Oh, geez. So this is, I think some chick that was popularized from the whatever podcast. I don't give a shit what she has to say. It's really about this other chick with this wonderful, tiny, little lady voice who drops beautiful bombs on this page. So this is about abortion. Let's listen. That's not a scientific objective fact. It is by molecular biology's criterion for determining life.

1:59:37Whether something is alive and a cycle from the moment of fertilization needs all of the criterion. It hasn't even been imprinted in the way. Maybe it knows how to invent out. No, baby, it could still be a topic. It doesn't. She really sounds like that. That's awesome. It needs to be protected. I couldn't listen to her talk for very long. I don't even know what she's saying. Well, she's talking about the, I don't know the science either, but she seems to know it. And I love that. So basically the argument here is from this black chick with the septum piercing that this is not life. A zyko is not life. And what she's saying is all of the elements in a zyko's that creates life that determines what they're going to look like. The color of their hair. Oh, yeah, that's actually pretty good. It already exists. So she's going to say a lot better than I can, but let's pull it back a little bit and just listen to it. What I'm going to look at somebody and you just know. Physiognomy. Yeah, right? When the chick popped up, I was like, oh, this isn't going to go. Here's the problem. Go ahead. I'm very much in like a J-dyer, like conundrum here, where J-dyer is going to be arguing

2:00:41the existence of God, pro God, and Stefan Malino is going to be arguing against it and I kind of want Stefan Malino to win. This lady's voice, I don't want to hear her talk. I don't want to hear her talk. That's fair. And I don't care what she's saying. But the black chick with this eft and piercing, I think I'm rooting for her. Oh, wow. All right. Yes. Well, I don't know. I maybe I have a different view on this because people used to call like the landline at the house and just would answer and people would say, hi, is your mom home? That's funny. You know, Jess has like a little kid's voice, right? This is more than a little kid's voice. This is almost put on. It's crazy. I don't think it is. I think it's actually what she's out. Well, here, something is wrong with you. No, she just has a weird voice. Good be. What's here? I think she needs all of the criteria. It hasn't even been implanted in the name. But it knows how to even myself. It could still be a topic. It doesn't know how to implant. And do you know that they get started with the philobium too low of dye? I just finished my sentence. And for the floor's wax. Do you know that at the moment, a fertilization, everything is an ultra-establish from its biological sex, to its hair color, to its eye color, to its height, to even the fingerprint that it's

2:01:44going to have. It is not potential life. It is life with potential. And a woman has the choice to not engage it into a course, but she doesn't have the choice to murder her child because it is inconvenient to her. That's probably it. You have every right to not believe in God, but you do not have the right to act as God and decide to do it. Oh, that's hard. I just thought it was nice. I thought it was solid. I thought I know how to think it should be. I think it's good to see you as born with that dumb voice. Probably. I think it's put on. It's very annoying. I don't like that. It could be. But I do like people that are pushing hard against me. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I think it's a good thing. I wish for this to be what you said. I wish for this to be what you said. But there's always a tight word for being a body for me. Because I don't even know what I wrote. Are there any members that say, oh,com. Have you maybe saved my lives? point though, are you just wasting time and energy? Like people who want to kill their babies are going to kill their babies. Right. But you can tell them not to all you want.

2:02:47But like, so I think there is some percentage of people like women that are out there that are justifying it because they have these arguments that they think are logical. Like, well, sure. I think it's not even life and it's just a cluster of cells and a psychosis this and that, like, whatever, right? Or they don't even go that deep. They're just like, this is acceptable in the society I live in. Yeah. I'm not ready for a baby. Well, I do think that there is some percentage of those people that have that shame and that guard that shame with really paper thin arguments. So anytime there's an opportunity to come along and shit on those arguments, you probably did win a few chicks over, which is good because that's a few babies that ain't getting killed. I feel like I'm arguing for like high moral things today and everybody's going, no, fuck that homeless lady and her babies. A bad day for that kind of shit. All right. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. We're doing what you're doing. I should have read the room. It's fine. So let's see what else do we got here? Don't bring this up. Just scrolling through the things. We got the white guy slapping the people on stage. That was good. Black kid running from the dogs. That was good. We showed the black people scared of the cactus. That was also good. Some of my best.

2:03:51Oh, all right. Here we go. Let's see what happens when this guy smokes this bong or some shit like that. Oh, shit. This is actually very funny. What the fuck, bro? I don't know why I clicked on this, but this is actually hilarious. Give me a second here. What the fuck? So I don't know why how this guy didn't the mix up. It's only eight seconds long, but this is a dudes first time hitting the bong. This reminds me of my buddy, Ryan. Dimwin, he got pulled on stage at a Cypress Hill concert. Sure. Ryan. It's all it's all what you call the mega head of redhead guy. And it was all on film on the Cypress Hill DVD. They like called him on stage and he cleared a six footer, dude. It didn't even be real. It's like ding. They like high fives and stuff. If this is his first time smoking the bong, what array of things do you think could go wrong? I would say for what you could cough, you could puke. You could cough so hard. You puke or a bunch of shit shoots out of your nose. That's definitely a potential. You could also, I've seen people do this a lot where they cough into the bong and all the fucking water shoots out where the bit goes. That's the worst. And then you saturate all the weed. That's what's going to happen. Let's find out.

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2:08:14You can tell when he's up to something, he's hiding something. What am I hiding? What you got top? No, I got to pull him up because I wasn't prepared. I shouldn't have told you this is the last one that I had and then we could have kind of like you know went from there and I shouldn't know. She's just sending more of the same old, same old stuff. All right, we'll do a couple of messages from mom and then we'll get out of here. This is a fun Friday. Is that what it is? Friday is a fun Friday is a fun Friday. Did I get back to us? No. No, that's fine. Pretty sure he's not going to come anymore. He's not going to come. In the meantime, while you look that up, why don't you bring this up because I do have what appears to be a black funeral. Oh, which is kind of a big deal. Let's share this tab. You can bring this up and then we'll watch this while you look for your stuff. So black funerals are known for being flingered. Okay, if I can just say something real quick. I'm kind of embarrassed of it now, but I thought it was a funny joke and I'm on the show. Do you know what I'm going to show? Time. But now I know you guys will appreciate this. Go ahead. I've been around black funerals and know a little something about it. And so when you know when God killed all of the first born in

2:09:18Egypt, I was in a Bible study one time and I said, man, you know, if you've ever been to a black funeral, like imagine what this was like that night in Egypt and that didn't go everywhere on the Bible study. You know, it's interesting because they do think that you know, it's very black. Is it really lights kind of a deal? I'm just saying a funeral for black folks is very, very dramatic. Yeah, yeah, incredibly. I like when they build race cars and ship for the day. Somebody was like, yeah, you've been to a white funeral. You know, it's like you guys don't have any emotion. I was like, okay, I was like, they had one of the dudes sitting in this favorite chair and he's got like a gang sign pose up and he's got his chains on and the girls are twerking on him. It's crazy shit. I like where they where they pour just handlets amounts of Hennessy. Yeah, yeah, all over the casket. This one where a girl was twerking on the casket. Yeah, absolutely liquor on the casket. Yeah, I would never have. Oh shit. Like what I would never make up.

2:10:20I don't know. People are like proud. Just like a team. You know what it is, man? I got to say right here like this type of shit right here. This is because they've been stripped of their culture and given a new one and their culture is so influx that they just make up traditions. That's really what it is. They don't have anything that they're grounded in that they can go back to for tradition. So they just make shit up. This is why why are they all wearing red? Um, I mean church carpet in black churches says. So what is it camouflage? I have to know. No, the people are all wearing some variation of red. He's got it on his head. No, I know that. But are you trying to blend in with the car? They're the guy go back just a couple of seconds. The guy had a valour suit on it. Yeah, look at that. Bang. Like I have a undertaker and a hat. You're not really supposed to wear a hat in church unless you're Jewish. No, it's how I said not the undertaker, but the undertaker depends what the nomination do.

2:11:22Like it's like very cool to wear like short. What do you think this is? It's wild to have recorded this. I don't know. Yeah, it is wild to have recorded this. But they're all recording on their phones if you see in the crowd, everybody's recorded. There's not a single person with their phone out right now in this shot. Okay, play it. I do like the type of thing. Yeah, not a single phone. What was that point you were making? Fuck are you talking about? Go back. Yeah, these coffin covers are interesting. She was great for being 70. I like where they were like t-shirts is not the last frontier. Yeah, we're going to do a blanket, a blanket, but they're it's a coffin cover. Oh, so they bury that too. They lay it over the coffin and they lower it into the thing. Yeah, yeah, and they soak it in Hennessy. They don't do all that. They send it to the river. Which part don't they do? Which part of what I just said don't they do? They don't do the Hennessy. Let's go.

2:12:22You think they're not pouring out bottles of Hennessy on caskets? You're right. You're got damn mind. I'm a spirit. It's not a station time. So here I am. She's the same guy from Texas. I think the same dude. That's the marshmallow that's burnt on both sides. This is shapes guy. Look at him. Look at him shapes. Damn, it's crazy. We owe shapes. Yeah, look at those joyers. Look at his fours. Hell yeah. Are so fat. They're busting out of him. They look wild. They look good though. They look all right. Oh, they didn't put the blanket on. Cascus gonna get cold and put it on the get the blanket on later. I really like this like a wedding. Like they are a wedding photographer. I like putting this. They did. I like putting a you can see the guy to the left here. You're a band. I like putting the top hat on the afro. Like on top of the afro. Oh, no, the bell is. Yeah, I used to work with when I was doing the track work and it was like black people. Then they have the braids. They would put their you'd have to have the hat on. Yeah.

2:13:23But it would be behind their head so their braids are tucked in behind it. Yeah. And it would just be like back here. Oh, you talk about that like, rap thing for their braids? No, like they have a whole entire set of dreadlocks. Yeah. And then their hard hat will go through the back of the dread of the hat. The hard hat. Their dreadlock or the dukey braid. And it would just be on their head but back here. That's so fucking funny. Yeah. And then because that's how you're saying, because the hard hat has those things in it. Like the straps or whatever. It has like the straps you tight. So the hard hat was not on the head itself. And technically on the head. Well, I'm the head if it was alien from Ali. It was my head, Ma'am. You know, if it was like alien from alien versus predator. Yeah. And you put it on the back of the alien's head. It's exactly like that. Yeah. That's super fun. You kind of write me up, Ma'am. That's super funny. I have the hard hat, Pawn, me, hit. It's not the kind of like it's going to be on. It's not going to be fun. Yeah, okay, but we're working with thousands of pounds of steel floating over your head. So I was fucking in my dreads. Protecting my dreads. Show your head to be gone. I know you. David, is it Ed?

2:14:24It's an Ed. Holy shit, bro. That was an episode of Nefford Desk was and wrote to you by Memo East funeral home. That was crazy. It's in April 2009. Baby, do you want to do you want a package like this? That's wild. Wow. Do they does it come with the top hats? Do they? Do they? The death pad they provided. All right. Well, I'm telling you, they charged a lot of money for that shit. Because it's like for funerals, like the flowers are extra for weddings, everything's extra. They're like, do you want a package for your funeral? You knew they did because if they didn't spend all the money, it would have been because their arms had been frozen. It was just holy shit. This isn't Ed. I didn't fucking know that, bro. I didn't see that shit coming. This is a bad show. I want a bad show. That's what I want. I want you guys calling up Memo East funeral home for me. I want top hats and velour suits, bro. That's what I want. I want to blank it and I want Hennessy Port on my casket. Before your graft dance. Fuck. Man, what a great, what a great episode so far. We're not done.

2:15:28Matt, you wanted this. You asked for this back. You can send it to this. Here we go. You've consented to this new way or one. Memo East funeral home. Okay. Message from mom first going on. I don't know. There's a lot. There's a lot. Really good soccer player on the right. Or somebody who's very fruity. You know, the sexual man. Yeah, I like. I like what's going on here. Anthony Fuentes. We don't know. Can you make a big screen for us on the TV here? Yeah, it's because there's 50,000 likes on this so far. So okay, so it must be good. Must be great. Let's see what's going on. Oh god. I have no idea what's happening here. Wait up. No music sound. Very important. Very feminine vibes. Whoa. Oh my god. I'm sorry. That is not a woman. That is the real trooper. God. Wait, do that again. Hold on a second. Yo. Look at the cop face. Matt, can you tell people what you're seeing for the audio listeners? It looks like what would be called the Chupacabra. It's like something that attacks cattle in Mexico. I've heard about it a long time ago. I've seen a lady like this in the villages.

2:16:30Oh yeah. Yeah, it's like cat face syndrome. But it gets worse. It's like they just feel their thing with that. That's a lie. No, dude. That's not. Wait, so you're telling me there's a woman out there. There's not a real trooper. You can just get plastic surgery on top of plastic surgery and their face looks like a giant cat. Can't make their face that big. Damn. They do. Atmos said that's a Laura Loomer. Oh my god. That's crazy. Laura Loomer, four or a while. That's crazy. What's dangerously close. Yeah. It's like this. Yeah, yeah. This lady looks like somebody's been filling her face with clay. She looks like star dust from the boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looks like if you punched her in the face, it would be like punching play dough. It would stay like that. You know our boy, our boy Royce actually got what the fuck? Why does that? I don't know. He sent me a voicemess. Nicholas Dagle. Nicholas Dagle. And dangling that. Get out of here. Nicholas Dagle. How dare you? Let's listen to it. No, let's not. I got to read. Stop pushing these press the buttons. You get to press these fucking buttons, man. Stop that. You don't know what's going on here. Bitch. What? Nothing. Nothing, dude. Now you ruined our rent. Whatever. Next video.

2:17:30Just step all over it. Thanks, you. Nicholas Dagle. Nicholas, we want to get into it. No, don't put a foot around. It's personal. He's not in personal. Top has a half-life. I think, yeah, that could be first. You guys don't have real conversations with people. Everything is all about shows. Don't fucking play me. I got a song you might enjoy. I know you're a big man of comedy. Here it is. Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in her hat and called it. BANGER. BANGER. BANGER. BANGER. BANGER. Wow. Nicholas, that was part of it. He's the man. Oh, it's good. He's the man. He came on to talk about Nephilim and the Ozarks. He wrote a whole book. Yeah, no, yeah, he's a book of books. I'm sure he's really pumped about that getting out on the Earth. Listen to this old nigga. Here we go. United States of the Jews. The Jews. It's got hates in the United States of Israel. Israel. I was detained in question by the Department of Homeland Security yesterday for three hours about Israel. I returned. It's always about Israel.

2:18:30Why do you? Why? Why don't you trust that guy? Wait, wait, wait. I mean, now, because now I'm starting to feel it. No, you're not. Yeah, we actually, we couldn't even advertise a YouTube because. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm starting to understand a little now. Tell me something out. Now I get it, man. Oh, yeah, I do like that. I make you make me. I'm live right now. Why do you keep popping up? I don't know. I think because I'm connected to Facebook right now. Crazy. Hold on, Dave, I want to show you this. Hopefully he doesn't send a picture of his dick. And it ends up on the whole thing. That would be funny. People don't do that. Why would you assume any normal, you know, nice picture, nice dick. So in case anyone was wondering, yeah, nice dick, Nick, that's actually kind of funny to say it that way. Nice dick, Nick. If anyone was wondering, we tried to put some money behind the videos for, for, uh, to promote something for straight Bible. Yeah, he said, hey, why don't we just throw something for straight Bible? All right. So we won't do it. Okay, nice to do that. I mean, you got to do a Shane Cashman episode. If you got to, yeah, we wanted to put some a couple of bucks behind the Shane Cashman episodes. I put it at like an advertisement on YouTube. We got disapproved.

2:19:31Do you want to know why? Uh, yeah. Yeah, don't you talk to him back there. Maybe they could help out. Uh, it says disapproved ads. Here's our, our reason. The policy is there's, there were election advertising in the episode in the United States. That's reason number one. Reason number two is election advertising in Israel. What? I don't understand. Same. I don't understand either. I listened to the whole episode and I rarely listened to like whole episodes of any podcast. It was trying to look for election advertising. How does one advertise for the election? We were advertising for an election in the United States, apparently, and in Israel. You can't influence elections in this country. We weren't. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're just talking about fake clouds or you guys were at the very least, right? Did you see anything about him? Oh, yeah. That kind of is the same thing. Yeah. Well, what about Italy? Italy's fine. Oh. Yesterday, for my trip to Lebanon, we were the passport line. They immediately took my passport, put it in a red folder and said the DHS has a speak with me. This is what they did to Tucker Carlson. I don't know if you knew this. This is actually legit. Wait, you're saying when you go through security and you're the random guy that they

2:20:32stop when you go through security, they're like, hey, we had to do a random check on, you you know, when every 100 people, they think you're in airport in Israel, they go through your tweets. They screen you. It's like a full police state, right? And if you said anything slightly controversial towards or about, although I kind of get it, they're at war constantly by their own volition and they stop you and they do this. All right, whatever mom, next video. Oh, something else for me. I keep, I don't know, I keep coming. Sorry, Nick. He's getting a lot of cool stuff. It's just gonna be about the horse. It could be about a dewormer. Is this scary stuff? It's gonna be scared. Tractor supply supplements sent me down a rabbit hole. Ooh, let's see. No, it says went down a rabbit and try to supply. He went down on a rabbit field, right? Dr. Rabbit's dick at Tractor's home. That's not what it says, man. The kids shoot. That's not a good thing. No, it's not. That's what it's for the children. Don't show this shit to your kids. I really want to talk about Aspen because did you all know that there is a patent on Susila Acid is what it breaks down into your body.

2:21:35And there is a patent on it to kill cancer. I like this. Why don't they ever tell us to take Aspen while they scare us away from Aspen? Pause it real quick. That's not even Aspen. That's the thing. Before we go, I want to say that my suspicion is because you're just a dumb bitch. You doesn't know anything about how to cure cancer. I'm not saying that they're not trying to keep you. What's the way to answer? She's saying she's not a doctor. I'm saying she's not a doctor. And I'm not saying you always got to trust the experts either. But this is the same shit where they come along. When they go, there's a patent for the thing. She's going, look, this is the same thing where they go, we cure's cancer. And you go, you just want we to legalize, right? So that was a good use of that. But that was really close to the wrong book. I knew if I hit the right, the button's long enough. I'd find the cool one. OK, yeah, you almost found that really cool. See, man. But yeah, it's the same shit when they go, oh, we cure's cancer. It's like, yeah, I get it. You want it to be legalized really bad. And now I don't think we're any better for weed haven't been legal. I mean, I guess it's cool not to go to jail.

2:22:36There's a long list of nations whose countries got better as they legalize more drugs. Kick the nigger bitch off the plane. Why did you hit that button? Come on, dude. Stop pressing the fucking button. Let's watch the video. This is a really US patent application from 2003, proposing that cello-cylic acid for cancer. It was never granted, but the science didn't in there. Researchers have continued studying aspirin and cacillic acid ever. Just don't know anymore. And I don't care either. Everything cure's cancer. Yeah, everything. The cancer's always in your body. It's got to be taken directly. The body, everyone's always dying. IDF soldiers targeted me. Everybody's getting tired. Your mom is just on the juke. Yeah. It's honestly here. By the way, you know what's fascinating? Only the people are the most base know about the Jews. For a while. Why not anymore? What did we say before? There's one actually I'm talking about. So yeah, say this thing that we said before. We said it was a good idea for something you heard. Everybody loves and we all talk at the same time. So who said that? That's actually what I was saying. I was saying it was a good idea for something you heard. I actually heard that everybody loves and we all talk at the same time. So who said that? That's actually what we were talking about.

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2:26:40Oh. So, and you're saying he couldn't, he didn't know that the Jews were bad. No, he knew. He's a big Jew-noticer now. Okay. Okay. So, I go, okay, that is proof in my estimation that the bar has been lowered so that even the average retard can notice the crimes of the Jews and you should ask yourself why that is. Because they're very obvious. Right. Is it because they're very obvious or is it because they want more land? We got a persecuted. I don't know. Who knows? You know what I'm saying? You just got to, can't have any semitism. Lawless without any semitism. Oh, yes. 100 is roughly average. Hmm. So, he's below average. But above retarded. Before a Muslim, I think he's above average. Right? Uh, yeah. I think so. Yeah, somebody Google that for us. Average Muslim IQ. Oh, no, that's fascinating. He's probably very smart. That is, that's fascinating. For a Muslim. But let's keep on watching this race and stuff. Let's keep on watching my mom since me about the Jews. She just hates the Jews. Right. What's happening here? We got to put some volume on this. The yet soldiers posing as Palestinians today in Washington Square Park.

2:27:41As Jinn is spooky. And as Jinn is 68. 68, I believe, Jinn. 68, that's crazy. Err. Huh. Based. I don't want to watch this. I hate it. I don't care. It just feels weird when a chick that looks kind of like a guy does this. And it's like, oh, you know. I'm pretty sure that's a guy. The IDF should have kept you and raped you to death. This guy's given David a run for his money with that for his face. Oh, it's a lot of forehead, yeah. Next video, fucking guy. This guy's face feels like it's AI, doesn't it? It feels like it's an AI overlay. Yeah, he looks like somebody you'd see at the shop. Oh, god. Yeah. Somebody that would lost all their Bitcoin. M- Somebody that Matt will go, hey, talk to these guys. They're totally not busy. This guy's famous. Yeah, this guy here. This guy, his name is Top Lobster. He's famous. He's totally not said them some API that we can do stuff automated. Yeah, no, go ahead. Wait, this time. Tell him about fucking Bitcoin. Yeah. He's got some of the points that you lost. I love the attention. No, no, no. We did not like that at all. You guys love the attention. We didn't like that at all. Did you like that?

2:28:42No. No, I didn't like that. I can't think of anybody he's introduced me to that I was like, oh, that was good. Yeah, I'm thinking of trying to think. Not a single person. Let's watch this guy. Can't hear him. Fans are going to be offended. No, you didn't like meet them. It's that guy fan was literally introduced you to the show. That wasn't nice. But yeah, dude, I was busy. And now he's talking to me about Bitcoin. You tell him about today, Bernie? Yeah. You guys don't have the ability to like just let somebody talk while you work. It's rude. It did. What are you going to do? You're going to stop working and be like, oh, yeah, let me give you all my time to sit here and like make eye contact with you. Now that that's the insane stuff back. This has been the second time of the day that I've done that. Don't you? Don't you walk into the office and they go, hey, I want to talk to you. And I go, I guess I have to spend while you're going like this. They figure out like, oh, he's busy. By the way, if you guys want to check that out, there's a podcast about what's his name? You can't go Morgan because somebody did that to me early in the morning today. Exactly. I didn't record this last podcast that we did with the guy about Bitcoin, but we probably should have.

2:29:43That was the last podcast. Thank you for that. I guess we'll continue watching that. Very busy guy. You really are. Good tips. I don't make tips. I make our relief. It's serious. So where did the tips go? The owner. About $10 tip. Yeah. Let me guess that. I think I've actually seen this episode. Julie. What do you think the owner is? Julie. Yeah, this is Julie. Do you think the girls deserve some tips tonight? No. Do you think if I went in after every customer when they leave a tip that it goes straight to the owner and knock to the server? Let me ask that table there. So the tip that you left, the young lady's server, the owner takes the tips. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go with me. Yeah, I was with you. You're with the good thing you are. Tell the customers they're going to get their tips. This is great for TV. You're taking it because this service deserves them. With me, I would. I would give you. He's going to bomb his children. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what he just said. He's at the end of this episode. He actually pulls out Gordon Ramsay's penis, which is sizable and is 10 of any circumcises it. And then this episode, remember when we were doing a bro grove and the dude stood up and

2:30:46he was asking, you know, he was talking to us asking questions and he starts talking about circumcision and he goes, yeah, like where they cut the head of the penis off. Who said that? And I was like, dude, are you circumcised? I'm like the whole head. That's fucking crazy. You know the button that you keep pressing to it had a botched circumcision. You know that, right? That's a real story. There is a fan here that was like, yeah, circumcision and they cut your dimf off. We were on stage taking questions from the audience and dude stood up and he was chopping it up. Cool guy. A lot of interesting stuff. But he's talking about circumcision and I think he's like, yes, so now it's circumcision at the heart. It used to be, they would, you know, circumcised the head of the penis. Not the head. And I go, are you circumcised? And then I realized that was funny and made him feel bad. Because I know that, you know, you, I think Tode though had to have like a later circumcision because something went wrong. So he's doubly circumcised. And then they didn't, they didn't wrong. I heard him. And now he's built backwards or something like that. I mean, it's not at all surprising.

2:31:48It's surprising. Yeah. After this episode was shot, their restaurant officially closed. A couple years after that, the owners also divorced and the man got deported from the US or his criminal past. Ready to go. Who? Why is my mom sending me this shit? I don't say fucking funny. I told my mom, I said send me stuff that you think my audience would like and then she goes, fuck your audience. Yeah. And then she sends me this stuff. The audience loves this stuff. I know, but that is funny though. Promise you. Did you see a match? You're in your shot somehow. How did that happen? That's huge. What I, so the, the Boeing is chest out and like physically threatening Gordon Ramsay, like the entitlement of the Jews is remarkable. I'd be quiet though. They have their meeting, they're very entitled. All right. His distinctive hairstyle. Okay. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. And then we have one more video after this one get out here. Yeah. Good match. It's a good show. I'm having that. I'm having that. Do you want to end with the nephew video? Panda flies so funny with her little thing that she wants there. What does she say? I just like that little, like not really emoji text based emoji.

2:32:50She creates with the big ears and the wide eyes and it looks just like Matt is so funny. Oh, yeah, yeah, she's really perfected that she's. And the flies just the fucking bastard. That's right. She's so fly. She's that bitch for real for real. One day your hair is blonde the next day is reddish. Why do black people do this Muslim thing where they shave their. I don't like it. I do not trust that no mustache beard having mother fuckers. You know, that looks like a type of dude that would have a no mustache beard type thing going on. It's super. Um, which you do that Matt. You would do that and not know the cultural connotation with it. I don't know what it's a cultural connotation. Just being at home. Honestly, I'm not gonna lie. It looks like monkey. Oh, yeah, because it looks like a chimp thing accentuated upper lip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I don't like it. It looks like a eight. I'm not even saying that. Like a lot of white dudes do it too. It's like I don't like it. Yeah, I like it. I like it too. I hate when the the homage do it. It's fucking gross looking. I hate it. Oprah did it. It's a real bad. Yeah. Blow out and full of fat.

2:33:51Bang. Yes. It's a damn to pay. And this wave pattern again, it looks like you went on a blow job at your blow out at your salon. That if I've been fighting so long and so hard. Yeah, I know, but look who is on your head. I know, but the way he's laughing and he's acting like it's so funny and he's got like fall over and shit. You're gonna make me defend the anti crisis. What I'm saying, and he put him in this J-dired like situations where I got to defend aside that I'm really care to defend. He said, I got so funny. I got to fall with our left. It's actually funny that like we started this clip off making fun of his hair, his fucking face, his facial hair. Who's that? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then he's trying to say, but look at this guy's funny hair. He's like, no, you walk around the streets like that. You look like this old day stupid. Next video, bad video, mom. Oh, man. Is that a transsexual? I don't know. Pamela, how's these people get such good traction? Look at this.

2:34:5113,000, 1.5. Yeah, the fucking suck. It's dead internet theory. I think what it is. Maybe. I think that's what it is, man. Oh, I've seen this video before, but this is a bit of a... Tesla picks up hundreds of spirits roaming through the cemetery. Okay, this is a banger. Let's see. I've seen the videos where someone in a Tesla drives through a cemetery and it picks up spirits that are walking around. Typically, you'll see videos of people posting where, you know, there's a few spirits out there. This guy just posted a video yesterday. There are hundreds of them. So many, in fact, that his Tesla is forcibly stopped with the emergency braking system put in place because it literally thinks that there's people in front of his car. Check this out. Oh, okay, so I'm about to leave. I'm going to keep you all on the camera. That's interesting. Pause real quick. So she says it's forcibly stopped. So the Tesla is actually stopping driving. It's not just picking up shit, you know, on the... Whatever, because I've seen those videos before, it's actually preventing him from driving

2:35:52because... Yeah, it runs off cameras and sensors. So when the camera sees something or the sensor somehow recognizes something, it doesn't let you just run into it. Like, that's what Tesla does. So they're saying that spirits... It legit thinks there's a person in the road. Wait, no, that's... Does it have like a fish finder? Like where it will show something? You know, like when you're fishing and there's a fish finder, it will show you. Is it going to show on that screen that like... Yeah, there was a fish finder in front of them? No, fish finders are expensive. But is it cheap? You see your ram through a pooh-doh. You got to have one nowadays. That's a good question. Is that Nancy? Fuck was that noise? What? Is that Nancy? Is that a spirit? She's not. What do you want? Nancy, what are you doing here? Why would she get in the end of the show? Nancy, like, kind of say something, but not? Was she invited? Did you give her a link? No. What happened? Say hi. Hi. Based. Yo! Hi, Nancy. Hi, Nancy. Are we going to watch the rest of the show? I really like that noise. It is. It looked like dogs and humans, so I'm trying to see them. Dog man.

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2:39:56Oh, shit. Oh, no. The consequences of my action. This is the consequences. Roadhouse. No way. Oh, it's part of my ghost dog. Oh no. God, there. It's basically trying to stop me saying there's something is in front of me. What? So I'm trying to see if like the headphones are picking up ads like the dogs or whatever. Okay, well, why the fuck are you driving through the headstones? It could be though, right? Cause you have things that are odd shapes that are about hip-high. And I was like, hey, so it could be like, Oh, this is dogs. No, no, it's just a road at a cemetery. He's not just like right through the two. No, no, no, no, but he's got a good point. Like, is the is the radar picking up dogs? Off to the side. Yeah. All kinds of some of them are taller than people, some of them are shorter than your hips. So could be a bunch of stuff. I know that this radar doesn't pick up black people. That was a problem that it was like the Tesla radar wasn't. Was it ran by that before getting spirits?

2:40:56Nancy, can you get your video ready while we're finished watching this? Nancy, do black people have spirits? Nancy, oh yeah, good question. Actually, that's no, we already know the answer to that. Nancy, you can answer that. Have you ever seen one in the when you were astral projecting? Oh, yeah. Thank you, time. Um, she was. I just stay out of their neighborhood. Oh, yeah, you don't really want to astral projected the hood, right? Yeah, no, it's like leprechauns in the hood. Yeah, that's like a whole genre. That's a subgenre of spooky. I don't know. I like that she's coming around to that's maybe why she hasn't seen them. She's like, I really never go there. And you nailed it actually. Yeah, it's great for the audio listeners. Yeah, so he's just driving through looks like ghost. What's human figures? I'm thinking this I, I got to figure this out. Just wait till the end. He is driving through. Look, that he's driving you through the grapes. Okay, so it's showing this, it's showing what's out there. Yeah, that's what I want to see is like what's actually in front of them. The grapes. See that?

2:41:56Okay, hit the play button. Graze. So as you can see, okay, yeah, he's got that kind of a road. Yeah. There's no headstones right here. Okay, that's barely any. But it's peeking up. What the? Got a lot of activity. He said, he said, he said, oh, shit, there's goats. There's all types of animals. We're like little buffaloes. What's that one? That's something on horseback. That's not a winged creature. That the fuck is going on. Oh, yeah, look at that one right there. That one's not in entities. What? And these are like giants too. They don't look like humans. Yeah, yeah. They look a little like caveman. They're ratio. They say the nephilim were a two to one ratio. So half as wide as they are tall. That's literally what that looks like in the front. Headlights. That's interesting. That I would have been driving. It would have immediately stopped on breeze. I feel like this is James Williams. Like as hell, yeah, James Williams. It's like we've been to go to the graveyard. Oh, shit. It's going down now. She's like, I've been off spirit finding with my Tesla.

2:42:59Yeah, that's kind of cool. That makes you want to drive a Tesla. A little bit. I feel like, yeah, it was just like a, oh, shit, look at that big foot one walking. That's what I'm saying. Some of them are look different than regular humans. Like those all look pretty human, but a moment ago. That is awesome. They look like golems. This is crazy. This is crazy. And I've been out here a bunch of times. Why? What the fuck is that one? It has tripled the amount of people that's in this cemetery. So it's the last time I've came. Whoa. So he keeps coming back. I never stopped my vehicle like this. See? It's trying to make me stop. Whoa. Now if I pick up speed, it's going to throw me through the damn windshield. Huh. See? Whoa. Oh, I'm not a kid. You see a break in his improvisation. Okay. That's kind of cool. That is kind of cool, bro. Spooky dookie. And of course you would keep coming back right because you're like, was that like an anomaly? Or come back to visit his up.

2:44:00Maybe he could be somebody dead. Yeah. Like man, dude, they got me with that with that funeral package, but I'll be out here in the few. He keeps coming up to his dead mom and dad and be like, oh man, my kids need. They grandparents because I'm not around. I'm just having a long time. I would go back there two or three times too. Maybe pick up on that call back. No, I don't care about that shit. And one of us had a task flow trying to be going to a cemetery. Like a cemetery. Right now, we'd like to do a let's go see this. That's trying to do a shit. Oh, shit. I'm difficult on something. My joke was better. My joke was better. I was making a call back to the little girl who was being raised by her dead black girl. No, I'm making a call back to the fucking funeral home. I'm surprised that he could. But that was a test like I'm that old. That was like one clip ago. All right, this show is called back was all the way back. No, this show is done. Which call back? You like more? Did you like the funeral call back? Or did you like the little ghost girl getting raised by her dead woman? Which one was better? Which one? Neither of those were fleshed out really, but the premise was made. And the attempt was made. And you know, it was funny. They were both stepped on like like if he split. Split stepped on each others. And then he stepped on ours. He stepped on ours. I thought I did good.

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