New Press Secretary, Same Dumba$$ Media

0:00All righty, hello everyone, happy Wednesday to you, it's the 14th of October, 26th, and it is a Wednesday, I'm Derek Hunter, this is the Derek Hunter podcast. Thanks for downloading, sharing, telling a friend, all that good stuff. I do appreciate it. Before I get started, I want to just acknowledge something really quickly because she's sitting next to me, Bailey, you sent me a note today that come here, come here. Tell them, I want you to read to everybody what is that your note said, if you can remember, I'm only going to reopen the picture of it because it's a pain in the butt. But you brought this to me while I was doing my show and I couldn't read it on the air, so go ahead and read it.

1:00Daddy's dad, dear daddy, I am glad you are the coolest dad ever, you play with me and you make me happy, I am grateful of Bailey. That's right, it's true, I rule, thank you, I love you too. Now you can go back to whatever you're listening to in your headphones. So I've already won the day, I don't know what you're planning on doing today, but I've won, so there you go. I don't forget you can support the program and put food in her mouth at patreon.com slash Derek Hunter podcast where you'll be much appreciated as she tormenting a cat right now, Lord knows what she's doing. Anyway, let's get to it. We have a new press secretary, a White House press secretary, Katie Zachariah, I don't know her, I don't watch a lot of the pundit shows on cable, I don't know what network she was on or whatever, but it was her first day on the job today and she gave a short briefing and of course the leftist media went absolutely crazy out there.

2:05It's too short, it's not enough information is that it local former side boob blogger, Caitlin Collins over at CNN, she did she was the side boob blogger at the daily caller, she was mocking about how short it was, they're all very upset. This can't be happening. We didn't even, we left wing out, let's didn't even get questions, you shouldn't get questions, you're there. That's enough. Shut up. Every time there's a Democrat in the White House conservative outlets don't get any questions, you get a big dose your own medicine. If you don't like the fact that it's a big spiky suppository, who gives a damn. You helped create it. I want to play for you, MS now's this guy used to be the White House correspondent, Peter Alexander now he's got a show apparently, I don't even know what the hell goes on the daytime over there and I couldn't care less. Unless there's like a hostage situation, then I'd probably watch, but I'm more likely just look at the highlights, but he had some thoughts about how the new press secretary should conduct herself.

3:17What was striking to me is that no one and I acknowledge there were only three reporters who were called on there. No one did what has been done in almost each of, in almost every one of the cases where a press secretary showed up for the first time, which is ask a very fundamental question. This was a job traditionally that was done by the Associated Press because by tradition the AP which sits in the front row and the middle seat would have this opportunity. They would ask as they ask Karinjolm, Pierre in 2022, do you view your primary role? Here is speaking for the president or promoting his interests or are you committed to providing the unvarnished truth to the American people? To Kaylee McAnany, the AP didn't get the first question, they got the fourth question, but they asked, are you planning to do these on a daily basis and will you pledge never to lie to us from that podium? It's a key question that's been done by reporters for years to basically make clear to the American people that this person who is going to be speaking on behalf of the president on behalf of the administration recognizes that their first job is to the truth before anything else. That didn't get asked.

4:20I didn't get the question I would have liked to have asked even though I wasn't there asked and it's a tradition that I can cite two examples of that are actually completely different where the dumbass historic Karinjolm Pierre was sort of asked a question and then nobody really paid attention to the answer as she read from a page and a book. And then the harassment of the Republican lady that's why that's blah blah I'm so important if I told you how important I am you honestly can't hate these people enough. Now I want to play for you another MS now do you know some things I don't believe in fate but if you're named troncy there's a better than average chance that you're going to end up being a butler. Right if your name is candy or jade there's a better than average chance that at least part of your future is going to involve acrobatics on a poll it just is.

5:32And yet there are so many other things like Vaughn Vaughn Hillyard of MS now if you name your kid Vaughn already coupled with the last name Hillyard there's a better than average chance you've just created a bag of dicks that is Vaughn Hillyard he is an MS now reporter he is very upset too over Katie Zachariah. That she didn't give an immediate answer to his liking about to a question he wanted to know the answer to and that he should have to get back to them. But now goes on to send out a new press secretary and again we have to say I don't know whether she has any information about the US intelligence sharing capacity with the Ukrainians but she did provide an answer in that answer was essentially I don't know that I'm going to have to get back to the answer. That should be a very basic answer from the podium of the West Wing here and I think it's why it's such a concern to have somebody representing the United States and the executive branch in this capacity when there are some very basic questions there that she should either have a yes or a no answer to not a I need to get back to you on that answer.

6:46That is the sound of a bag of dicks shaking because both Peter Alexander and bag of dicks Vaughn Hillyard. God it's like every character ever played by David Spade in the movies they're all named Vaughn Hillyard if you told me that I'd go yeah that makes sense. They all work with ginger gerbils herself Jen Socky somebody who couldn't give us trade answer now she was much better than what's her face was the historic carrying drone Pierre was lauded for her skin color at least you know ginger gerbils got skin issues too she can't go out the sunshine burn to a crisp but yet she's Hitler's version of white and a dream for the world. For Nazis everywhere not a poster girl because nobody wants a poster every week and say what she looks like but she was press secretary now imagine you're criticizing a press secretary at a white house for saying I don't know I'm gonna I'll get back to you on that.

7:54When you work with and are paid significantly less than this I can I'll circle back if there's more I can share with you I'll circle back with you if there's more to convey. I'll have to circuit what you we can circle, that I'm happy to circle back with you I can circle back I will have to circle back on that won't the Examiner important question how we will circle back with you will circle back with it's an interesting question but, uh I'll I'll circle back I'm happy to circle back but I'll have to circle back with you on the are you trying to look at this you know it's and friggin folks they're so be working on going back with againолет for three I'll there's something defective about them probably down in their DNA and it is pathetic. Speaking of pathetic, it was the monologue heard round the world, Shane Gillis on Saturday Night Live. Also, I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. Look, there's no other way to describe. Have you seen it? I've seen the shorts. Have you seen the shorts?

9:01Have you seen the shorts? There's neon, they're like the only, they're like artificial bait colored. The wrinkles go like around the cheeks and all combine at the b****hole. And don't look, you're not allowed to look. Carue don't look because they are filming. I'm in the background of like 10 TikToks right now. Good joke about the way women dress the gym if you've seen any women in workout clothes. There are some of them who wear basically underwear. They wear basically underwear and they're not doing it so you don't look right? They don't want you to look. Stop looking. What are you looking at? You're ass hanging out. You can't look. How dare you say that? Well, the leftist in Hollywood went nuts. Daniel Levy, the ultimate nepot baby. He was a, I don't know, creator, co-creator, star of shits Creek with his dad Eugene Levy.

10:05Because he's probably never opened a door in his own, merit-wise in his life. And he took to his whatever Instagram, I assume, to virtue signal. Now keep in mind when he goes, I've seen more men that pose the women to the gym. He's a gay man. He's not looking at women. He's not even interested in them. And he goes into the men's locker room where men shower. Of course, you would see more men. But it's that level of ignorance that, of course, sets the left wing a flutter about this man in his monologue. Women wearing shorts, shorts to the gym does not make them whores. It makes the men calling them whores misogynists. There's a difference there. By the way, I've seen more men's nipples at the gym than I've ever seen women showing their bodies off.

11:10But I'm speechless that something like that can exist on live national television. And to be perfectly honest, more men need to be standing up in opposition to it because it's complacency that has created the environment with which women are sexually assaulted. And it's a conversation as opposed to a crime. Men need to be defending women more. This is not a women's issue. This isn't everybody's issue. Because the more that men objectify women in the media, the more that other men see them as objects and treat them as objects. They are not objects. They are superior human beings to men. Okay? And I'm sorry if this gets me in trouble with the internet, but f***. Oh, women are so superior. I think you can take care of them. There's nothing a woman can't do.

12:15Which is why he's insisting that men protect women. That men take care of women. Now, what's the ultimate in irony is Little Danny Levy is insisting that men protect women who are really under threat from the men liberals led into the country. More than anybody else. Realistically, let's just be honest about what's going on. They're also under threat from men pretending to be women. But don't mention that. That's not what he's talking about. How dare you even suggest such a thing. You're a misogynist. I don't give f*** with this ass-wipe things about anything. It's just worthy of mocking. I love people born on third base who go around telling everybody how to hit a triple. Like, please spare me. Let me go to the view. Sarah Haynes. One of the, another two people on the view. Joy and whoopi are supposedly comedians. They don't get humor.

13:17And Sarah lectures every, she likes jokes and she defends comedians. But, you know, jokes like this that lead to Cornell. What? Stupid people having group sex? Okay. Still not illegal. Well, I typically defend comedy at all costs because I believe there has to be an area where comedians are able to walk right up to that line. Because some of the best stuff is when people are being super risky and risky. But Dan Levy brought up such a good point. First of all, he is a god. I love him so much. But he's bringing up a great point of when the language like horror has passed along, and I might have not noticed it before in the past because it was in under the guise of a joke. And what, as we're talking about this Cornell 7, I'm not saying a joke makes an assault, but it makes it much easier to look at as another human as an object. And so I think that it kind of just made me realize that I need to be more mindful in even in comedy.

14:19Because by the way, what we wear to the gym, like the idea of the term horror is the part that's the most offensive part because it's almost inviting in that the horror wants that attention. You know, so it's uncomfortable. Yeah, nobody would dress as provocatively to get attention. Especially the people who film themselves for social media who make a living being offended by people noticing that their ass is hanging out. Now this is, it's funny because Shane Gillis is a comedian. He is the most successful comedian going today. And then there's this fat chick. This is just an example. I picked her not to pick on her. I didn't pick her because she's fat and ugly. They were all obviously fat and ugly, but she had a septum piercing if I remember correctly, which is a red flag from space. And she does what all unfunny people do.

15:20She starts by explaining why it is she's funny. And then never actually gets funny. She's just sort of whiny and complaining. Hey guys, so as someone who is uniquely qualified to talk about the Shane Gillis situation, I decided I wanted to start here on my qualifications. I studied in broth comedy for six years at the upright citizens brigade. I was an intern for two of those years. Why worked every Thursday night? They did sketch comedy and in broth comedy during my intern hours. And then I would also cover whiplash sessions, which if you don't know whiplashes, it's where stand-ups and famous ones like John Malini. And there were some canceled ones. And then BJ Novak and all of these men would come through and watch their stand-up sets and they would work on new material. And it was just kind of where you would workshops. So I've worked some of those. So all this is a thing that I know comedy.

16:20And I wanted to just say that, you know, saying in the cadence of a stand-up routine that women who wear short shorts and bras to go work out or dress like horse isn't actually a joke. It's just a sexist remark. You're being sexist. And then you're kind of saying anybody who is angry at you, not actually saying a joke, just being a misogynist is someone who doesn't get the joke means that you yourself think it's funny. To look at a woman, judge what she's wearing and say, you're a whore. Do that energy for the men who work out in just shorts and no shirts? No? Just for women? So am I supposed to wear a parka to go to the gym? Or am I allowed to wear a sports bra and shorts to things that were designed for working out to go and work out? Anyways, Shangaela says a hack, he's been a hack. He was fired from Saturday Night Live before he ever started. And you know why? Because he was being racist on a podcast.

17:28And then all of you guys made him famous because you were like, oh, he was getting some breeze, funny. And now, all he's doing is saying sexist things and pretending it's a joke. It's not a joke. And if you're one of his 15 fans yelling at people about it, you need some taste. He's not edgy. If you want to watch an edgy comedian, watch George Carlin, watch Lenny Bruce, use any brain cell that exists in this noggin and watch a different comedian. But to end the debate, Shangaela's calling women whores for wearing gym clothes to the gym is not a joke. Hope that helps. No, it doesn't help. I hope your therapist helps. I love it. If you want to see something edgy, look at George Carlin, routine from 30 years ago, or Lenny Bruce from 60 years ago. Like, you're kind of making the point that comedy is completely lame now. And you only approve of things that are long-sense dated that nobody could sit through, especially Lenny Bruce. It's just not funny.

18:31George Carlin still holds up, but I bet she wants to pick which George Carlin routine you're allowed to listen to. I love it. I was, I worked it. I was part of an improv class or whatever, blah, blah, blah. And then I watched improv as an intern. And then I watched stand-up comedians. Okay. None of it stuck. That doesn't matter. By the way, at these improv places, like the upright citizens, anybody can take classes there. You pay for them. It is not, you're not paid to go there. You pay to go there. It is like Scientology where like we'll do a personality test. Oh, you got some messed up issues. But we can fix those things. I have another class. Here's another class. Here's another class. Here's another class. At least Scientology is pretending to try to fix you. Whereas the improv people are like we ain't selling tickets. We make our money off of these suckers. But there's a sucker born every minute.

19:37What if I, what if I'm supposed to wear a parka to the gym? Honey, you ain't going to the gym. You're not fooling anybody. You'd have to film that video from the eyebrows up. It extreme close up to even have a chance to get anybody to believe for a second that your ass is going to the gym. No way. Know how? No nothing. Lastly, I want to leave you with Metallica with all the preaching from the stage. Columbus was a douche. The prepel is dying and all that shit. Nobody gives a shit. I can't bring myself to care. James had failed at Metallica in Vegas over the weekend. Just basically fisted every single one of those douchebags. Unless you live in Vegas, you've come a long way. Just spent some time with Metallica. We're grateful for that. Your travels, the money you spend, the time I took. Thanks for coming to celebrate with us. And I just got to say Metallica is not here like some other.

20:46Enter speakers to influence you with their bulls. Okay, we are here. We're here to forget about all the outside. Metallica is a gender, is love, energy, and heavy music ever. Oh my god. Somebody's actually giving people that which they came to the concert for. What a crazy idea. Long live Metallica to hell with everybody else. That's it for today. We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for listening. Keep on truckin'. Music