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What do you call a satch-drawberry? A blueberry. My dog can't stand the bass line for

red-hot chili peppers, so I bought him flea protection. When I was a young boy in

school, I accidentally superglued a pencil to my hand. All the children laughed and

teased me relentlessly. That's something that's always stuck with me. What kind

of music does a chiropractor listen to? Hip hop. Why are math books so stressed? They

have a limitless number of problems that need to be solved. When my girlfriend said

she was leaving because of my obsession with the monkeys, I thought she was joking, and

then I saw her face. My wife caught me riding a dolphin. I said it was accidental, but

she swears it was on purpose. If you only have a few minutes to learn about main, median

and mode, you'd better get to work. Stay tuned for more dad jokes after this short

intermission.

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Who could have predicted playing too much Tetris would leave me seeing nothing but its

blocks? I guess I lacked foresight.

What's a musician's favorite pet? Trumpet.

I studied dad jokes in college. I majored in psychology. I recently adopted a dog from

a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. People said I'd never

get over my obsession with Phil Collins, but take a look at me now.

I'm Montgomery Jones, stay tuned until the end of the episode for a bonus joke.

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