OFF AIR: Wednesday - Brook's getting a periscope penis

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Hello, welcome to the off-air podcast our radio show headphones have gone off and we've swapped into our on air Yeah, our off-air headphones and now we're here to Give you I'll be honest guys give you a smaller chunk of synunbrog Yeah, that's right, but you will find out what procedure I'm keen on in turkey and all going to get The synunbrog off your podcast. Sure Jeff him. Hello off-air Welcome to the off-air podcast. I have been up against it today Brooke. Hey, yeah Like Monday I was firing for some reason choose day absolute pit and like hangover was insane Wednesday, I thought fuck I've got you. I'm fucking got you. I'm back, baby I got up and I got myself to Pilates nice. I need some bitch doing my car Not good fucking piss me off so much. Are you back to did it in your yeah, I backed Because like God she could have got me on Thursday. They wouldn't have barked I reckon She's still teetering on like not having a meantime. Yeah, I just got out I just got out

1:05I said what the fuck and then I walked off to my Pilates class Where was it? I hope I hope actually that she had a worst day thinking about that than I did yeah Hopefully that she hope that she goes oh fuck. I feel really guilty about doing that Or just set off like a chain reaction of her just getting you know bad day things because then after that for me Broke I went to the dentist. I've got an issue my tooth. She made it worse. Yeah, that's crazy I don't know What it's now worse like I don't like But to me fear I did call and go hey It is kind of herning still that what do I do now like it's because we've polished it to see Something it will be more tender and sensitive. It should later down the next day Also, but if it's worse in a week lately, that's no So so you need to go back anyway because if they're like oh we polished it to see something yeah, I've also got to get two fillings Oh too bad I gotta get a whole crown replaced do you picking it up? I'm gonna get down. Yeah

2:11Hi, can there you go hello there. We go sorry. I've been silenced. We muzzled by the man. Oh So much of doing that bro I can one up both of you. I'm getting an entire front tooth replaced and a fault dental implants screwed into my drawer Into your drawer. You're sorry I was like why do you want your fucking drawer Anyway pull out the drawers. This is my tooth. I'll give it this is going into dude Working on your kitchen. Yeah, well they put in a flat pack together. Yeah, hectic has yeah I've been on a weight list to get the surgery done for like 10 years because they couldn't do they can't do it into your Certain age because your jaw keeps growing And then after that after you are a bit of a chin stroke Yeah, yeah, your jaw keeps growing and your teeth move until you're like I think it's a little for guys It's till you like your mid 20s and then after that I've been on a weight list and then yeah Just my luck I found out that I can finally get it done But now my teeth are too crooked so I need to go and get them aligned before I can get that done So it's so annoying that that dental is like medical, but it's not covered and like majority of it isn't covered under like

3:15You know, yeah, like we had it good. We're and we'd you know what we had it good We're kids. Yeah, I'm dating. I want to fucking go to me. No mum used to say because we had mum You said health insurance for me under who health insurance and she's like you've got to go and fucking use it because I'm paying for it I'm like no, I don't want to go ahead the dentist now. I'm like cough it up mum. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, more for me. She's like the flick Yeah, I'm an adult apparently it's like But it's like obviously like you pay for a bit But you should like get a lot of it subsidized because it is like a bad teeth and a bad mouth There's so many flow and effects of like You're just baking you more unhealthy bit like people can't get jobs people can't do this people got to do this It's just like you need healthy people. Yeah So naturally I'm just getting mine all pulled out Can we get you broke to Turkey for some turkey teeth? Can you imagine coming back with a false-edig listening like mr. Beast veneers? I would have thought you'd say that would be okay How do people get them so bad? How do you get like chalk ones like?

4:23Because those people though actually want them like that because they're the kind of say the other same people Which don't realize when they're super-tanned yeah, maybe and they're like yeah, I think it's like that Probably get recommendations from the dentist and they'd like show them the veneers and they were like no I made White of them It's white as these kicks mate Like these gaps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Don't need to match but you force ones. It's that what gets me is the bottom is just like dead flat Yeah zero Angulation That's a fucking big word Angulation Angulation I think what is the definition of angelation? Holy shit man, you honestly just came out of nowhere with that. Oh, no, it is a D. Angulation Angulation is a smooth continuous wave like motion or an alternate alternating rise and four resembling waves on the sea Crazy where did you learn that one? In the bush somewhere. I'm feeling like that's come from one of your weird Yeah, um, yeah, it'll be like some kind of documentary

5:26Yeah, it'll be some kind of your David Ann Barrow's sake It's an exciting and you've probably used that sentence on your mates before about the turkey teeth and you gone Fuck that landed on bringing that to the fucking show Fuck turkey I'm sending Brooke to turkey and see what he can get done and then come back and see if we notice One of the radio hosts from another station keeps getting like DMs from like places in turkey Be like hey, what a come and get some security line or as a woman as well. Yeah, oh really yeah interesting and so Just give it maybe a couple years and maybe they'll come knocking Yeah, maybe you need to start doing like hashtag heal off stuff Has tag yeah hashtag um big chompers And then we'll get you all like I will just get someone oh remember how we asked everyone to donate To a venmo we didn't have yeah, we do that and we'll just get we eat we're all of us going to turkey We just have five k spend it as you will and we come out the other end show each other yeah fuck

6:26man, what would you get camp? Okay, you would get the um you know you're getting earlobe extensions Oh, no these don't need extending. I've got floppy lobes brother. I don't know if you ever notice. Yeah, I got light hold on Well, you can hear them. Yeah, I got big dangly lobes Yeah, um, I did something on the weekend on Sunday when we were feeling a little bit delicate after the crisper's party Because I saw it on tiktok or instagram and I don't recommend anyone does this and it really it's sent me into a fucking spiral for a little bit I saw a tiktok was like hey you should put a photo of yourself into chat gbt and say make me more handsome and then see what it does Fuck me man Rule number one don't do that. It's like uncanny valley the photo. He showed me. I was like fuck. I couldn't man Did you do it? Have you like naked in the mirror? No, no, no, no, it was the photo of me from the crisper's party that I posted Can we see it? Yeah, I can show you Ha ha ha We've got to say no you're way better

7:27Okay, here we go. We're having a look at the um that apparently the better looking cat producer cam Thanks to chat gbt That is literally how you look If that's how you look they've changed nothing. They definitely have I showed it. I'd actually I'd argue that you look better in your normal I think you look better you look better now. I think I've just extended your lit your neck but you look fine Yeah, it's almost like too much of an extension. Yeah, I felt like you were there was kind of not good. There's a giraffe. You almost yeah You'd have to start paying attention to those height limits when you're driving into car parks and you can Voodoo. Yeah, that's a shame because I booked a neck extension in surgery in Turkey. So you actually Oh, probably man. They'll just pull you Yeah, you can look around um look around corners Oh Yeah, the pieroscope surgery Ah pieroscope dick Pediscope Pieriscope I went to taking got a pieroscope dick

8:28That is a clickbait title There you go put that as the title Just what that put a cool man look so there I'm corner on it all Man looks over top of trench in world war three with his own dick But you got what your dick's just got an e-spend to that is that what the goers So you look at the full 90 degree angle Yeah, see good look and it has a mind of its own and an eye and it relays and Pagations your brain It could fully rotate it's like an owl's head Yeah, let's see you got a look at the enemy somehow brother switching the trenches Oh wow hey that was fun Guys we're pushing shit up here with this way, Gregoran Yeah, like just go easy on us all right I'm sorry that we're not performing but we've got we've got fucking two brain cells and we're doing a radio show every day too Oh not two's got a new tune out And the radio show has been really good and fun and you should all listen to it Yeah, go get around it It's literally the next episode after this one Yes it will be Or it'll be the one above this one on the RSS feed probably Let's make a let's make a let's make a bet Broke do you think this will be above the

9:31Onier or the or will this be below it What in the feed or something Well I mean I control that outcome so I'm just gonna rig it I don't think you do because you told me something about yesterday And it's not doing that today Is it not? No so I don't think you can No you can hold on let me look Well you've not done it Have I not? No Did I miss it up? Yeah Hold on let me investigate Okay I think it's going to be This is it off the I think it's going to be below the onier Yeah I think so as well Okay sweet We'll below We'll find out We'll find out and we'll come back with the results No what I see What I see does have that No The funk will be not It was fun to be cooked because what I see does happening on from it No no no no no no no no no no no no no Why don't you show like that on on me Oh Because I Yeah it won't show there It shows it when it actually goes to Spotify Okay always still think what we said Bye Ma The funk shall be within you Sit and brok 3.7 p.m. weekdays on to a JPM What do you want to do a JPM? Rover Music Radio Podcasts