Offending the guy from Cilit Bang #341

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1:13Hello and welcome back to another Zoda Boyz-Gam Wild. We're here in the old wobbly studio. Everything in here wobbles. We have, because we built the studio ourselves in many ways. Not until we paid a man to do it. We paid a real man to do this and we rent it and it's a space. I could be up there. It used to be Peter Files' layer actually, so a lot of the previous work done here. Then we got a strong man to come and get all of his wood and do this. Yes, but the small things that us as weak men have done is we have to screw in the furniture and every piece of furniture wobbles. This trip, so if you look at this, that should not be that. That's not what Taylor should do. This wobbles and wobbles. And then this, see that? When I think about this studio, having worked in many studios, the defining trait of this studio is that every time there is something to screw in tightly, it's not screwing tightly enough. Why is that? Is it lack of effort, lack of skill? I don't think it's a lack of effort. There's a lack of effort. There's a lack of focus from my end.

2:14I don't think it's necessarily. I would definitely get distracted with this. And I can't be bothered. So it's not the best team actually. So I don't know. I don't know what that says. And you can't see this side, but everything is also wobbling. The cameras are not screwed in properly. The slightly wobbly. Yeah, one of the buttons is all about wobbling. So just everything is a wobbly studio. It's a wobbly chair. It's just a wobbly voice. It's wobbly chair. It is wobbly chair. Come and just do us have some wobbly chair. Wobbly chair with your boys. No, every week. Boys gone wobbly. Boys gone wobbly. Don't hate it. Don't hate it. You got any wobbly chair for me, Andrew? Oh, you may honestly. You should just see what effort I've got no wobbly chair. What is wobbly chair? You do have wobbly chair. You want to talk about pub quiz. I went to pub quiz two weeks ago now. Oh, yeah, sorry. We're double recording again. Matt, say hello. Hello. I'm so sorry. Charlie's insistently. He's insistently on how to hold it. For ten days.

3:14Ten days. I saw Charlie's girlfriend as well. And I was like, is that not mental? She said yes. Yeah. I don't know how you can be in a relationship and get away with going to Sisley for ten days with another man. Yeah. Like he took her away for like four or five days to Marseille. Oh. But I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to swing that. With your girlfriend. I wouldn't be able to swing going away for ten days without her. I could, I could swing that. I think it's just more to one. It should be. It should love it. Yeah. Thank God. Get it out of my fucking hair for once. It's more the work aspect, you know, which is to be honest, he hasn't really been able to swing. No. But regardless, he's insistently. So here we are. But yeah, now I went to a, um, one of my friends was like, we're going, let's all go to pub quiz. We have to go. It's amazing. And then, you know, a couple of questions were asked, why? And she went, you'll find out. Don't look it up. So then we ended up trekking all the way to Wolfenstow, which was a bit of a nightmare in itself on the Tuesday night. It's very far away. Not our usual stomping ground, I might say. You hate going more than three post codes out from your home.

4:15Unfair. But we arrived and it was, it was Tuesday night. And literally there was zero people in the pub, zero people start the pub for the, the quiz are starting in an hour. Right. Anyway, eventually telling that there were three teams overall there. They slowly drip fed in. And then there was all this buzz about the person who brought us there was very excited about it. And then there was a lot of buzz. I wasn't sure what was going on. Right. We then go and take our tables to go and start the quiz. And then I see that I hear the host come in and he's quite loud. He's got a big booing voice. He's already making jokes as he comes in. It's unmistakable. This is the man who's hosting the quiz. I can then hear and kind of come up to our table. And then two of my friends who didn't know what was happening started laughing a lot. Oh, here we go. I must be the guy who's taking the quiz that's funny. He came around and he's like, hey, let's go. No boys, enjoy yourself. And then I looked to him and then they were laughing and he was like, do you not know who I am? And I was like, no. And then one of my friends was like stare at him in the eye, stare at him.

5:16And I just stared at this man for a bit and I just went bang and the dirt is gone. It was Barry from Cillip Bang for the Cillip Bang adverts. Get that out. Pull that out, man. Yeah, Barry from Cillip Bang. Barry Scott. There he is. So he looks more like that now on. Unbelievable pull from you. Hmm. I would not have got that. Well, as I say, because of the other two, the other two started laughing. I felt a lot of pressure to get it. And there's something deep within my mind just banging the dirt is garlic. He was like, yeah, you are good at facial recognition. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's a generational pull. It was a generational pull. But yeah, so he was taking the pub quiz and he was having quite the starting point. So this is the selling point. It's a pub quiz in Wartham store where Barry Scott runs it. And he runs it exactly how you'd expect him to run it. Big booming voice. Big booming voice. Does it do his catch phrase? Yeah. Does he do his catch phrase? Well, if you needed a question repeated, you'd have to put your hand up and say,

6:17get Barry to Hollywood. Bit of fun. I thought. I mean, genuinely, he was great. And he was like making a lot of jokes, being, you know, pretty self deprecating from the outset and then me and him had a charming back and forth at the start. He would come over. So this is before the quiz he was started and we had that moment. We were having a back and forth. And then he went, oh, is this guy comedian and the friends like, yeah, kind of. And I was like, yeah, yeah. And then he was like, all right, all right, mate. I want to see the funniest team name I've ever seen. Okay. And I was like, let's fucking go. I obviously went head down. Everyone fuck off. I need to lock in. Yeah. I need to impress Barry Scott in. Yeah. How long? It's a lot of pressure. And I came up with Barry bangs and his wife is gone. Brackets on account of a small penis. Come on. Come on. Come on. That's good. Obviously great stuff. Now the first round happened. So you're chewing the end of your pencil for two minutes. I can't wait for Barry to come back and see what I've done. I cannot wait for that moment.

7:17I've genuinely excited about it. He's going to love it. We're best friends. The first round of the quiz, this is before he's collected the sheets. Me and him. I'm like his fucking. I'm his second man. I'm team stuff up. He's team stuff up. We're there. You're fine. You're on Conan show. I'm fine. He was like, he's loving it. We're having a bit. It's a jovial back and forth. It's going really great. Then he comes to collect the quiz papers after the first round. And then he's the big moment. He's going to see the team name. He's going to love me even more. He reads a team name and goes, my wife. I got, yeah, it's a joke. It's a joke, Barry went, right? And then he didn't speak to me for the rest of the entire quiz. He was furious at me for the entire quiz. He didn't say fucking well. He was being serious. He was being serious. So then for the nut and then everyone on my table who was just like, because I said, they were like, this is a bit risky. And I was like, yeah, but this is the whole point of it. It is an either by the way. It's so fucking nothing. And I was like, it's going to it's fine.

8:18No, it's not. And then his reaction, obviously, everyone went, fuck sake, because we'd just ruined any good will with Barry Watts, whatever. And I shit you not. We were thicker thieves than immediately. He just refused to talk to me. Quite frankly, Barry, it was pathetic. You need to fucking, Barry! His whole bit was about, you know, him being failed. He put the gauntlet down. He put the gauntlet down. I came with juice and he couldn't handle the fucking screens. He couldn't handle the screens. And it was quite pathetic how it happened. No, because also I thought he was doubling down and being hilarious by feigning offense. No, no. Like if he was like, that's my wife, I'm just kidding. You're a deer. That's great gear. But he genuinely didn't speak to me for the rest of the life. So like he, I was kind of his... Do you eat his dead wife, maybe? I don't know, but you'll wear dead clothes. I don't know you're nice, dead. Yeah, it's a fucking joke. Like, and he wanted to... Wait, wait. No, he's not back. He's not back. He's not back. Does not have a publicly known wife. I did Google him quite a lot when I got home. And I don't think I found a wife.

9:19I did found that he was the... I did found. I did found. He was a victim of quite a aggressive death hoax at one point. People were pretending that he was dead. So he had to come out publicly and say it wasn't. So how did he say that, though? He went genuinely verbatim. Yeah. My wife. And went, it's a joke, Barry. He went, right. And then you imagine all my friends around, and they just go, oh my god. And then, so for the rest of it. And why I'm from like the golden boy, too. He was then addressing everyone in our team. But was he giving, is he still giving the same pizzazz or did he take a little bit of wind out of this? Well, the thing about Barry Scott hosting a Paul Quiz is for the first round, it's unbelievable. And it's only downhill from there. Because it slowly, as the quiz grinds on, you're answering questions. And then you're slowly realizing what he's doing. And then he finishes him off with the quiz finishes and he just sits at the bar by himself, having a whiskey. And then just to see that, to see Barry Scott from set up bang, finish the quiz.

10:20All the energy's gone. And he's just sat at the bar by himself, having a whiskey. Because it would have been his free drink that he gets from doing it. And all of this self-deprecation, self-deprecating comedy, just felt like it collapsed within itself. And there was a real darkness to Barry at the end. And I was in the early one who pits up and I had a couple of my friends alike. This is getting a bit sad now. Just looking at Barry go about his business. So when he says, my wife, he might not have a wife. Who fucking cares? Do you know what I mean? I'm not actually saying that's why your wife left you, even if she did. My small penis. My tiny penis. Right. Where there was. But then also the bad thing about that was he has to read out that name every time he reads out the scores. Did he? Yeah, not with much verb. I'll tell you that. What does he say? He didn't deliver it. And because this is fucking catchphrase as well. So he often would go, bang, and the dirt is gone. Do you know what I mean? He would do that a lot. And then he read out mine like Barry Banks is wife who's gone like that. I was like, Barry. Did you do the brackets, bit? I don't know if he did the brackets.

11:20Every time he went to read out the name, I just fucking cringe to let away all this. This is not gone to plan in the slightest. Fundamentally, Barry needs to grow up. He's got the gauntlet. And he couldn't fucking deal with the fire, to be honest. Has Barry Scott been in other work? Or has I guess being the silly bang guy, it probably, you would get quite tight cars to become like? Yeah, but you've imagined what he's had. He's been on, I think he might have been on like, whole be city at one point. They have a look at it. I think that's in Neil Burgess. That's Barry Scott. Oh, so Barry Scott. He's got sufficient character, yeah. Played by Neil Burgess, who is the, unfortunately the sad man behind Barry Scott. I'm DB page. Yeah, yeah. Let's have a look at Neil Burgess. Bosh and the hunger is gone. What's that? Come on, Bosh and the hunger is gone. 2024, recent work, advert for the surreal serial brand, parodying the, you can't, the different brand is just stolen that. Bosh and the hunger is gone. There he is. So it's, you know. There he is. He makes that face a lot. Yeah, he's, he's, he's wacky.

12:20He'll be defined by that role. Yeah. Undeniably. Well, we could, you know, be starting to make some moves in the Pulk quiz world, but you're not going to get anywhere if you're certainly like this, Barry. It's a very gentle joke. It was right there. I just don't think I was treated respectfully. I think it was unfair. Yeah. I mean, you don't want him being sad. But he was. And I mean, it's kind of justified. I mean, that's why the start of it, you were like, oh, this is great. He's found a way that he can still do a bit of performing. He's, he's being tongue in cheek. He's being self-deprecating. And as I say, that self-deprecation collapsed in on itself when you see him drinking by himself. Barry Scott Fairplay. I mean, do you think in your future, you have a bit? Yeah. Yeah, I could. I'm not against that. Maybe back once bang on the wife is gone, maybe you could be pop quizzing. I could, yeah, I can see. I mean, it depends. It's not, it's not out of the question in the slightest. I'm done. I wouldn't be so narcissistic to say that that isn't in my future. Do you think maybe? I'd hope to play it off a bit better than Barry. Yeah.

13:21And when I say that, I say this sincerely. I'd love to have the skill that he has hosting a pub quiz. He was, he, he, he, he, he, I'm on the room. I definitely got that in your locker. But I'm, I'm just giving, I'm giving Barry his flowers where they're deserves. Do you think you maybe do like, I've seen from the 2000s British TV TikTok. Okay, no way. I've definitely not. I've just heard all of it. I could never do that. Absolutely not. I'd rather fucking die. No way. Fuck that. God. Just do the estate agent bill. The time I'd rather fucking. Good Lord. Just go around fucking people. That is sad, which is actually just framed it in what Barry's doing. Because it's quite charming from the outside, but from the inside is horrible and terrifying. I haven't gone, I need to go back to pub quiz actually. I, it's definitely something that I don't do enough. I think this, I do think the pattern of a pub quiz is interesting. And that everyone has their own stick stick. I think there's two ways you can do it. You either go for the jokes. You have to go really big and you have to kind of be self aware of what's going on. Or just the fun questions. There's a few great pub quizzes out there where they just ask the questions. In my view, the truth about pub quiz is bombing is funny.

14:25Yeah. So you do have a huge both are funny. Big swings that fail. It's kind of, there's less pressure on it as well because people aren't there to be entertained. They're there to do the quiz. Right. And if entertainment occurs and great, sure, you know. You go to the small. You don't want it to be too dry, but to be honest, I don't mind if it's too dry, because fundamentally I am there to answer the questions or at least try and give them my best. There you go. That's Barry. That is incredible. It does every Tuesday, I think, and Wolf and Stove, anyone wants to go. God, don't say you know me. It is bleak. Yeah, a lot. This is exact same team name. Yeah, well, honestly, do the same team name. It's not really all fucking good. It's not as a thing. It's just that it's ruined his life even more. Let's drive him to suicide. Christ. Fuckin' sad. The whole thing was sad. I did get back with a real melancholy in the summer. I was having so much fun in the first round and then just immediately crashed. Going home, Googling, I can find a Wi-Fi there. So, you know, something might have happened, but you know, this fair game. Do you want to know what your new PS5?

15:26Fuck me, pub quizzes of PS5. Yes, my PS5 has arrived and it's kind of fucked my life up, I think. It's been a, I've had, I've kind of fucked it this week. I got it last Friday, and then we went to the pub briefly, and then I didn't see anyone for four days, because Elves not here, my flatmate's not here. And I just stayed in, I stayed in doors playing my games. Yeah. My, uh, BB's been away on a hendu and I was pretty, I was shocked about how much my life sort of fell apart. My life has been apart and sick. I was, I was, I was spending the whole of Saturday with maps. I don't want to offend people. Oh, sorry, yeah. So, my life fell apart. I spent the whole day with Matt. Yeah. That's rock bottom, man. If you're, if you're pulling Matt out of the fucking cough, as that is a nightmare. No, actually, BB's away. I spent the night with Matt when I was, I was saying my life fell apart. I was in the, on that Friday. Ha, ha, ha. Um, there you go. Yeah, if the goal was out of town, then you best believe it.

16:28You're spending the, Matt's there. Matt, yeah, so calm. Um, but, yeah, I, I just kind of, because I was enjoying the game I was playing, and then, but this, this, this swap game, which I'm just going into like rooms and just, you know, the child P, though, one, yeah, or child P, though, you know, I mean, I know what you mean, child porn one. Yeah. Okay. It's not child pornography. It's, you get, it's, it's called ready or not, ready or not and you go in your bus, P, though, okay. There's what there's, there's some, there's just one level scenes. Yeah, that, yeah, you, there's low, there's like 18 different levels. And you shoot in P, though, yeah. That's not, I'm trying not to, you try and get them to surrender first and then arrest them. But you go into like, there's a couple of, yeah, dens where you go into where it's like, oh, they're filming chocolate. But in a game where you're trying to have loads of people who can kill without guilt, I guess a, a, it's not really that though. Okay. It's more like, it's the tactical nature, you know what? You know what I like? Is it a good game? I love it. It's very me.

17:28It's like, I'm in charge of a squad of four, and then you go in and then you give them orders and you try and just sort the situation out, you know what I mean? It's not a child in the den. Yeah. There's some, you see some dark shit. But the world's dark. But that's kind of the process. So this is your, I know. You're on your own. I'm on my own. Simulately saving kids from Peter Files. Literally. Yeah. Didn't see a single soul for four days. Literally. He's on a lot of virtual Peter Files. I gave up online for a bit. I saw a lot of virtual Peter Files. A lot of Terry. I just started getting takeaways. I just kind of, I just couldn't be bothered to have. You were in the house. You were in the house in a depressed month. Yeah. I was like, I genuinely don't want to leave the house. Even though I really needed to leave the house. And then, and then this week, because then L was then, she had a wedding last weekend. And then she's had, then she's on holiday this weekend. And Ollie's been away as well. It's irresponsible. You can't leave us alone. I'm a dog. Don't leave me alone by myself. Yeah, it does get sad. I'm barely feeding myself. Yeah.

18:28I'm not taking myself on walks. That's a problem. I've just genuinely been cooped up by myself, shooting Peter Files and then going to bed. And then being like, why aren't I sleeping great? It's ridiculous. This is like the first thing I've done for like a week. It's honestly quite disconcerting. I've not been in a good place. I've had a similar last three days to it. Yeah. I can't be, I've just scraped through with work, but I've just kind of been like, I just can't, I just want to keep playing my PlayStation, I guess. And then just went out once and fucked it. So when you said, when you kept delaying the way I went, when you said, I'm editing, that's the first thing. One of them was true. One of them, I was delayed editing because I was shooting Peter Files. But then I could have done it the next day, but I just, I've gone out. The one time I went out, I went out until like 6am. They came back and there's that a horrible second date. And then just continued shooting Peter Files. Yeah. So today I'm getting it back together. I have to get it back together. But now I found I don't want to play anymore because of that's the thing with PlayStation. You go like, oh, this is so much fun. I'll play it for four days.

19:29And then you keep, you play it for four days. You play it for four days. And then you keep chasing that kind of high of it. And then it just is gone. And now I resent it. I've had this PS5 for a week and I hate it already. Yeah. That was, yeah. It was like an unfortunate coincidence that my flatmate is away, my girlfriend's away. I had a week off filming and... You got the PlayStation. I still look very pub quiz. I got Barry's pissed off of me. There's nothing. It was a real, this week has just been everything that can just make you into a teenage boy. Right. It doesn't want to leave his house. That's happened. You're getting over that today. Well, look, this is the thing. A lot of the time I do think gaming would feel avoid in my evenings. And I wouldn't have to be constantly going out and stuff. But I'm just worried about opening that. I've always been... Look, with the girls. It just feels like you just... I feel like I'm just doing self-discipline even though I feel it would solve a lot of problems with the short term. For me, it's always been fine. You just finish it. You just do the days work. And then you play a bit in the evening.

20:31But then it just went... As I say, it can be dangerous because when you don't... If you don't do anything before you play play... If you wake up and play PlayStation... Did you wake up and play PlayStation? Isn't the weekend the weekend, yeah? I was killing peed. I was at 9 a.m. Right. I don't know. But yeah, it was good. We need... I need routine. Yes. It shows how easy it is for things to come crumbling down. You don't stay on top of everything. So in a way, I'm taking the positives from it. It's like, right. Because I thought, oh, I'm no way near that guy anymore. But he's there. It just takes a few things to happen once and then all of a sudden you're fucking in. Definitely. I also think... I've been thinking about this as well, is that because of my new schedule of podcasting, I've actually ended up with more free time I've had for years, basically. And so there's been more time where I... As someone who's been a... You know, defined as being a busy person, I'm now being less busy. And being a less busy person, you just get fucked if you're not busy. It's really... That's my whole thing. You get... Not only that, but people treat you so differently because you're not busy.

21:32It's true. Because I've been saying, oh, it's great. Because of the way that, you know, my weak structure, I actually don't have to do as much work because I used to, I've got a bit more free time. You should never let people know you have free time. It's true. Because they take advantage of you so... How? What are they doing to you? Well, Paddy, who's a lot busy at the moment, he forgot to do his washing. He says, can you... So I'm doing his washing. Maybe you did a hand-duty, she cooked for everyone. She expected me to clean that up. Before you know, it's like, well, yeah, this is because I'm not out. I'm not on tour, I'm not out on the weekends. If you're not doing stuff, you will end up just doing domestic labor for someone else. That's true. And in general, I think just people, you want to always be squeezing time in or else people just treat you differently. I don't think. Yeah, you can come out and do your own thing. And I do think as a man relationship, I think it works best if you wake up before them. Interesting. I think that's a key thing. Why? Wake up before L all the time. That's important, no.

22:32Because I hate lying in bed. I need to... I can have like 10, 15 minutes of phone scrolling and then I want to get up. I think a key dynamic is that you should... Maintain the power. Yeah, you need to be waking up, getting somewhere earlier before they leave bed. Jesus, yeah. What? Fuck off. You want to... Wait, the ideal thing in relationship is to wake up before them and leave the house before they're awake. I think... I did not mean that. I didn't wake up. That's true, on the way. In the week, yeah. In the week... I'm like weekday, for... What do you think? Well, there's what else isn't the week. Maybe the week end. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not on a Sunday. I'm not getting up at night. That's what my mind is. No, out. I think... On the weekday, yeah. Healthy dynamic. I think this is maybe, you know, maybe deep seated. I do think... It's clearly deep seated. No, no. I think in men and women, I don't think this is just me. But it's both people are trying to get up before the other one. No, no, no. So just the rest is getting early. No, no, no, no. Does nothing to do. No, no, no. No, no. I think it gives women the yik if men consistently get up later than them.

23:34It's interesting, because El's always asking me to stay in bed longer. Okay. Do you know what I mean? I think because she doesn't, she feels bad. Then she feels like she has to get up, which I see, I can see that. Whereas if I'm like, yeah, let's fuck about for a bit. Then she can enjoy her, slow get up time. Interesting, because in my head, I do think there's a level where you want... You want him getting up going somewhere. I get that. That's the best shoes for a man. But I'm not saying getting, if you get up and stay in the house, is that what you're doing? It depends. Because I think I think it's about getting up and going out. You want to be showering, getting ready for the morning wall. I think that's just good for me. I agree with that. But I don't think it works well the other way round. What if a woman gets that? I think she sees the man lying there asleep. I think there's a level of disrespect. So it's emancipation. I think you just need to get up and get out. I think that might be if you were a girl, this is what you would be. I think that's what's happening here. I'd know, but I agree if it's this...

24:34I think there's just something... Let me not all do it. I don't know. I don't know. There's a primal thing where if you're... Don't intellectualize. I don't think about it. I mean, I'm just thinking about what I'm doing. But I do think there is something there that you want... You want a man getting up coughing loudly. Well, that's one of her... Apparently, I'm yawned too loud. No, I know. She might say it's a perpy, but I think there's a level of... I'm clearing my flim so I can get to fuck it up. It's not nice, but what a man should be doing is waking up, hacking up in the sink, screaming, burping. And then getting out and getting after it. That's what... I've been told to be quiet with my yawns because they're waking up the neighbors. And I said that's what I was ridiculous thing I've ever heard. So you don't agree with that? I don't agree with it for my own sentiment and what I think is good for me to look at... But you don't think it's happening to me in a week when I don't have routine. I've done it to a fucking weirdo. But you don't think L's like saying... I think L's view of you would change if you weren't having to get up. I think if it was all the time, if I'm lying until 11 a.m. every day, then it's like, what is this guy doing?

25:39Yeah. If it's... every now and again, sure. But I don't think you would have that about L as much. No, I don't think so. Of course not. That's what I mean. There's a difference there. The friends of the job, you know, she's an artist. Yeah. There's that aspect to it. So it depends what you're doing, you know. I don't know. I agree with it. I don't think it's a primal. I get what you're saying. Yeah. But I'm not sure there will be that much of a lack of respect. Yeah. Fair enough. Weirdly, whenever after a call, every time I open TikTok, it will always come up with something that I immediately put in videos and topics for some reason. I don't know. I mean, to her ratio, and I'll tell you why, I'm going to bring up an experiment. Right. The two of us did at school. And I bring this experiment up way too much. Right. But we once did me ratio and our friends. We were like, someone said, I keep seeing this one person from school around all the time. Oh, yeah. I was like, I think it's just confirmation bias that if you clock them for some reason, whatever you end up noticing them way more. Yeah.

26:39So we pick two people, two different people from different parts of the school. And let's count how many times we see each of them. And then it was completely equal how much we saw them just because we were, you know, we were aware of them because things pass us by her ratio. We don't clock them. Yeah. So then when you come away from the podcast, and then you go, oh, that'll be a good topic, because it's in your mind. It's confirmation bias. Yeah. If you notice purple, then purple's everywhere. Sure. If you want to make it into like a childish, it's right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. What you're saying that is just because you're, it's just fresh. Yeah. The day I saw me, this is the first thing I opened scroll down. So this is like a, I guess like a prophet or a saint, I think in India. And he has an air conditioned pod where his feet stick out. Right. And there's a sort of conveyor belt of people who can bless on his feet. Okay. Play it, play it forward. Oh, there is a conveyor belt. Literally. So it's an electronic. It's pretty amazing automated sort of blessing situation. Well, it's traditions of religion catching up with more technology.

27:39Yeah. And it's incredible. So, I mean, I guess that is there. There's no more efficient way to touch a man's touch. Or to get lots of people to touch one set of months of feet. Yeah. Yeah. So his feet are out. Well, does this, are you suggesting that the incorporation of monotectology is kind of nullifying the sanctity of the religious system? Yeah. I mean, partly, partly what we're doing here. And you're not on a Tesco conveyor belt. They look like little pieces of ham and cheese just getting scammed through. I understand that, especially him in that nice chair in an air condition, there should be some more penance involved, right? Yeah, you should be on top of a mountain. You should be on top of a mountain and they've just done a trick, not in a fucking supermarket, stood on a fucking rollercoaster, touched with the effect guys feet, hopefully. Yeah. I feel, and even his slight little belly there, it does feel pretty. It feels decadent. It feels like I'm putting it in the freezer. It does, yeah, it takes some of the religiosity out of it. I do see that. But at the same time, let's get everyone's get people.

28:41I love it. Everyone's getting to... The argument they would have had behind the scenes is like, it does take some of the majesty out of it, but fundamentally, we want to get as many people as it's actually this guy's feet as possible because that's what they're here for. Well, yeah, I was spreading more joy. I was just on a book tour and because there's too many people to meet at the end, there was a golden ticket system. Right. So like a fifth of the people, because otherwise it just takes forever. But I mean, you'd get everyone if you did like that. Compared to selfies, just... Feet out. But feet out is all... We did it all of the confused. We didn't want to touch your feet. And off they go. But if you had the control of this place... Outside blooms, we think. Yeah. What is why we touch on these guys feet? I like that, though. In a box, which is AC, then... It's quite a good way to... It's quite a good way to... It's a good way to be recognised in public, actually. Just get your feet out. Your feet out. Go on. You have a nose there. Have a touch. Also, I think it's a good way to... Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a good way to be recognised in public, actually. Just get your feet out. You feel your feet out. Go on. You have a nose there. Have a touch. Also, I think under the chair, I'd want to be able to control the speed of the day. Because sometimes...

29:41It is a recipe for disaster. Yeah. But I mean, sometimes, you might want to sit in it. You might feel be feeling more generous with your time. Yeah. Sometimes you might be... You want to get this like the sixth day I've done this a row. But speed is up. And it's just... Yeah. Yeah. Just old ladies. I want to find out more about this. Yeah. It's Sant Ram-Pow. Yeah. Let's see what his special powers are. I wonder how long in his life he's just had people touch his feet for. Yeah. I mean, surely as a young man, there was more penance. He was a lesson to sort of the luxury and comforts of it. Yeah. But now maybe having done it for a while, he now needs, you know, a big comfort chair, AC. And you can understand that. Yeah. I can empathise with that. And the chairs are getting comfort as we get older. Just keep thinking about it. Yeah. They'll soon be unbelievable when we're 80. Yeah. Yeah. That's why the old man's armchair is such an important part of their personality. It really is. Right.

30:41So what have you found, Matt? What have you found about Ram-Pow? I don't know that he incited violence between another bloke that was another spiritual leader or something. He got arrested a couple times. He's a convicted murderer. No. No. Like he... He's a convicted murderer. It says a first sentence. Oh, yeah, I guess he wants it. Yeah. I just missed that. I missed that bit. Say what you want about Charlie, but he does Google well. What he finds the information. He's doing a pregnancy of this guy. No, I'm doing it. And he's not only has he missed the convicted murder of fact, he's actively denied it. So the guy in the box with the three conscience is a murderer. Ram-Pow was charged with wrong confinement, murder, sedation among other charges. In 2018, he and 26 of his followers have found guilty of murder. And was sentenced to life imprisonment for six deaths during the 2014 standoff. His sentence was then suspended. What was the standoff? In 2014, authorities ordered his arrest on contempt charges after Ram-Pow repeatedly fell to a pairing court. Police attempted to storm the satlock ash ram where they violently clashed with Ram-Pow's followers trying to prevent his arrest.

31:42The standoff between the police and his followers would injure multiple people including those of media crews and six people would kill during the week-long siege. So he was killing officers who were trying to get him in. Wow. Interesting. Because I guess in India, you have such a... It's probably the most primed country for cults. Yeah. Because they... You don't question and in their car system has built the idea of the guru. Yes. And so that's why you have all these documentaries about another guy invented Hot Yoga and he was raping and stuff. You know that? Bit, bit, back. Bickram. Bickram. Yeah, it's not Bickram. No, Bickram, yeah. Bickram is another yoga guy. Bickram. Oh, that's a character. Back rap. Back, back. Buzamada. And the wild bar country. And there's a... Yeah. And there's a blend between the genuine, the bag ancient spiritual and then the... I mean, it's quite... You need... You need brand of grifters which is... They kind of take to a new level in India, I think. It's the unquestioning nature of it. Which will naturally clash with national authorities because they have quite a lot of social and political power within themselves.

32:48I'm very now confused. Are we definitely sure that was the guy in the box? Yeah. That's what it said. It looks like him. But that box and the technology feels relatively modern. I don't know. He's not in jail. So, I mean, he isn't a jail of sorts. Maybe he's not allowed to leave the box. Maybe he's stuck in the box forever. God. He doesn't seem like a good guy. No. The Punjab and Haryana High Court granted him bail citing his advanced age and long incarceration and magic fee. Current status. Walked out of jail on April 11th, 2026. I resumed delivering spiritual discordes to his supporters. Back in the box. So he was... One box, still another, you know? Yeah, yeah. Because it's sort of like... I think I picked jail over them. People touching your feet. Yeah. Sat in a box all day when people touch my feet. Yeah, but you're not a spiritual guru. I'm not. He doesn't have a responsibility to spread the word through your feet. Yeah, it'll be pretty disappointing that people can't even touch my feet.

33:48Yeah. Be great if like, I'll be wine students start doing that. Yeah. He gets out of prison the first that he does. Come and touch my feet. Yeah. You're for him. What does he believe in? Can we find out what his... What's his special move? Yeah, what's his... Why we touch his feet? What's his power up? His followers regard him as a spiritual master and self-proclaimed descendant of the medieval poet saint Kabir. Founder of the satlock Ashram and the Kabir pamphled a set who was a huge follower base. He's going to perform miracles saying thousands of people get their chronic illnesses cured. Right. A ruin families become prosperous again after coming to contact with him. For his devotees touching his feet as an expression of reverence towards someone they see as a living saint with the power to heal and bless. Well, that's pretty interesting. Wow. Fair enough. So I guess it's like... Well, they're probably in the box for everyone else's protection. You might fucking kill you. Yeah. But I guess it's like, to make it like that, if you just... You might as well touch his feet if you're in money troubles. Yeah. If you get the real, you might as well give that a go. Yeah. Like if I was near by and I was like chronically ill, I probably would just hop on the... Why not?

34:48If it's my... It's my only five minute in and out. I think they probably have a bit more belief in it than I might as well. For you, you should try everything. You know, you get a second opinion, etc. Yeah. I'll do Western medicine and I'll touch this bloke's feet. Why not? I know, I agree with that. I'm presented with a dire situation and give everything a go. Well, there you go. There you go. So I'm sure we've all... We've almost seen this new film interviewer man who wears the big coats and like a big head. I don't know who this is. It might be the person I think enough. I don't know. Okay. There's quite a few. No, no, this is the guy. Yeah, I just really like films and I just want to make sure that. Look, I got nothing against him really. I like... I'm all for doing better. For these junkets, actually doing some more interesting questions about film rather than an nonsense. Sure. But his whole ducking stick has to come across as like the sweetest man in the world. Right. Whatever. Yeah. So, that's a lot of the things that we just love to film so much. In every one of his clips, what he does is he just does a smash cut of the celebrity saying how great the questions are.

35:49It's all it is. That's the nicest question I've ever heard. That's the size of... You can't be both. He's trying to be sweet was also just going on. I am amazing at these questions. Yes. And I'm getting a bit perturbed by him, my I say. Yeah. I don't think it's as sweet as he thinks he is. And I feel bad about coming after this guy because he does seem to be very sweet. But... Yeah. What's the one... Is there a seventh sin about boastfulness? What's that? Pride. Pride. Yeah. You know, so don't try and present yourself as being kind of kind of bashful. Yeah. And the sweetest man in the world. And then look at just look at like this. What a beautiful interview. Thank you so much. Very, very good. You've said incredibly high bar. I'm so honest. This is incredible. What I... Oh, it's such a pleasure to be here. Yeah. I kind of feel like... Oh, I haven't seen this guy. You've not seen him. I've not seen him. No. Oh, what a great question. You're really setting a very high bar for today. You can't have a 22nd smash cut about how good your questions are. And then he's like trying to be... You've not seen this guy. I've not seen this guy. I don't know how I've missed it. He does ask good questions. And they're clearly fucking loving. But his whole stick is like, that's how he starts every video.

36:50And I'm like, there's a dragon behind there. Definitely. There's a dragon behind that man. He comes across a sweet autistic and like, you know, just loves films. He watches some of those vile pornography possible. Horror movies. Something awful going on. I don't want to be anywhere near a guy like this. This is the opposite of energy I want anywhere, to be honest. It's just... It's sweet. Look. And again, he does clearly like films and he does ask good questions. But there's a new type of junket, right? Yeah. And he didn't innovate this. There's that other guy who asks the best questions. Yeah. But I guess this is the new form of junkets out to move over the times. And now the way to break into the junket game is you need a montage of people going. Well, that's the nicest question I've ever heard. Oh my God. You said the bar really high for the questions. Well, I'm here all day and they're just saying like, what is a movie? You know, stuff like that. I have to ask that. That is like the most insightful thing. But then you're like, why? You should wear my hair like this. Just... Just... Just... Just...

37:50Just... Just... Just... Just... Just... Just... Just... Just... Just... Just... Just... Just... There's a surviving Thomas Duke documentary going to come out. Mark my words. There's something going on. I just want to... There is definitely something going on. Oh, and then I just like film so much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I look, as I say, I feel bad for coming after him in a way that I don't really. I want to see the way that he asks for coffee from a runner maybe. How'd you think? I think it's like, I can't hear now. But I don't, as I say, because it's nice to have better actual questions about the questions. I think it's nice to have better actual questions about the films in these junkies. Because they are then they are actually watchable versus the usual watchable. Oh, you're watching them. But now they're all fucking... Now this is new Breed of people who are like, well, I'm just really good at questioning. But now they're... It's now an arms race. Yeah. Because there's now so many of them. Seeing as I thought this could have been two, three different other guys. And I didn't even know this guy. Surprise him, seeing him. Yeah, so this means that you... Do you know this guy?

38:50No, I don't know. I've not seen him. Yeah, I've seen some guys like this. Yeah, so it's now like... I guess this is the problem. It's a space race. It's becoming... It's actually becoming a space race. The best question. Journalism. Yeah. Rather than it was previously. Which is like... Who's got the biggest knob? Genoa, I mean. That's kind of what it was enough. Chris Van Eyren, I don't have the way Matt Damon. Yeah. Talking about the Odyssey. Which of you is the biggest knob? Oh, you do it. That's what it was. Wasn't it? It was basically that. You know, they do those entire cast questions. Who's got the biggest knob? Well, you see... The most... I think it's Chris. Yeah. I think it's Chris. Yeah. And Chris... I don't think that's that. But Chris, you know, he's not meant for Thor's modesty, Chris. Yeah, well, my knob is a bad. I don't actually know the true... He gets... He gets to all these the greatest film maker of all time and he won't say no. He won't say no. So I think if someone said he's a big knob, he'd just go. Well, it's not for me to exactly... It's not for me to say. I mean, if you prove his inner padding, it's the knob for some guys.

39:50And then you'd have a smash cut. That's the best question I've ever had. It's different. Oh my God. Would be different actors working with Chris and I on this big knob? Yeah. Don't be like, I've worked with a lot of directors, a lot of big knobs. Chris, it's a different level. Different level of knob. You walk on to set and you can just feel... He never, he's never away from his knob. You know, I've never seen like that. The commitment to the knob is amazing. And the comfort and safety you have having the guy who's in charge of his production having... That's not a big knob. It just... It makes everything... It's like, I'm like any working experience I've ever had. Well, I think this is part of just being kind of an annoying contrarian because it's like... I always hated these junkets because they were bullshit questions. I mean, but you know, but it's... And as soon as the questions get good, I don't like that either. Yeah. Because there's an anioneness to how they're delivered. It's impossible, really. Even though anything... Even though I'm Andrew, though. Yeah, very, thank you. I'm telling my big. Really introspective about what it actually... What's going on in my own head there? That's what happens when you spend lots of time by yourself. But, yeah, there's anion. I guess the truth is, to be on that end of the junkets,

40:53there's an element of who's it going to attract. It's going to attract... It's going to be like, you know, it's going to be like flies to shit, loses to a junket. It's true, yeah. But if they get better and you actually have an... Like, because there's been some questions that I've seen being... What do you think is going to be... I am interested in the answer. Yeah. You know, when they talk about the actual film and the process of it, rather than the celebrity behind it, then sure, but they're just the way these delivered. Yeah, we're going to get to a point where the junkets, potentially a richer, more interested in the film. And then we'll start interviewing the people who do the junkets about their work with the junkets. That would be good. That's a fact she probably did. To interview the junket person and say, like, really, really... And then we're at a massive hoodie of a big jacket. A bit bigger than that. I don't know. I've just always really loved junkets. I've always had a really special. I've had some issues when I was growing up. Oh, the junket person should be like, that's the best. That's the best... And I, I'll ask you a question. That's the best junket question. It's a different genre junket. A junket junket is different thing. And then it goes on as financially obviously, but...

41:53I do. I love... I'm now obsessed with the idea of interviewing him about his junkets. I just... The choices that you made that were just really interesting to me. Wow. Thank you for noticing. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Should we do some news stories? Yes. Right. So this is on ITV News. Blind man took partner's car and drunk drove 450 miles. What's the bullet? The court heard today that Anthony Hall was experiencing a breakdown when he took his partner's car without permission and drove it 150 miles north on the M6 from Huddersfield where he lives to Cumbria. Right. He arrived today in a dark blue suit wearing dark glasses and carrying a white cane. Don't care. We've been registered to be like you. We've seen it. It's a video. It was wearing it. And it was never held. We were describing it when we were watching. Yeah. So it said he was a man in crisis running from problems at home and with his finances. Right. Despite never holding a driving license, he said he knew how to drive.

42:55Blind drunk can't drive. From the round cars his whole life. He even stopped for fuel on this journey and a fuel attendant helped him fill up the car. Hold on, pause it. He's literally been led out of the courthouse by a lady because he's so blind he can't see the stairs. I was him and going to that courthouse. I'll be trying to be less blind. Yeah. Because it's not helping him be like, oh no, I literally can't see a fucking thing. I wouldn't wear the big glasses. I wouldn't bring the cane. I just try and be like, oh no, I'm not actually blind. I can't kind of see. I can't see. Because in any other courthouse you'd be begging up the fact that you're blind to see. Yeah. But this is the one time you want to go, no, I'm not that blind. Yeah. And he looks like the blindest man I've ever seen in my life. None of this is. Yes. And it's just a story. Keep on just a little bit more. And admitted to Drinking Wine when he was pulled over by police at junction 44 on the M6 just north of car like this lady is giving. Yeah. 36 week custodial sentence, which has been suspended for 18 months. And in that time, he must carry out rehabilitation requirements and alcohol abstinence.

44:00And the chair did also say they took into account his previous good character and the fact that he had no previous convictions. Right. So there's a lot going on there. I've seen this a bit. He was a his partner's house. And then he, right, he's blind. Yes. He was drunk. And he's at his partner's house. And then he decided to drive 150 miles. Now, I've also just learnt the fact that he doesn't have a driver. So I don't think there's been a least qualified man to drive a car. He says, I don't have a driver's license, but I know how to drive. In fairness, it's about getting 150 miles is probably further than week. We should be giving him a medal of honor because he also didn't. It was very dangerous, but he didn't crash. I don't think he killed anyone or injured anyone. So it is kind of like a fucking great. It should be sponsored by Red Bull. I mean, this is like there should be championships of like candy. Yeah. Oh, you think you're going to driving? Can you do it? Can you do it? Drunk and never operated a car before. That's absolutely incredible. The thing about it is why is he driving 150 miles?

45:00I've never really got that on. What is finances? If I have, what do you think he was getting away? He was getting away. What a car liel. He had a mental breakdown. Okay, so I just need to drive. I just need to drive. It was like, I'm just driving. I can't even understand that. I'm just going for a drive just to clear my head. 150 miles. Down the motorway. Fucked. And blind. Yeah. I can understand to clear your head to go for a drive because it's therapeutic. Yeah, therapeutic. And if I'm in the part of me, I'm completely blind. I'm his girlfriend. Do you still get, is it still therapeutic when he can't be therapeutic? It must be fucking terrifying. And does it under show how maybe easy driving is or something? Maybe. Yeah, is there a level that shows us up for not driving? Well, as I say, I honestly think we wouldn't get 150 miles. I think we'd strike, we wouldn't get, I don't think we'd be able to get onto the motorway. I feel quite embarrassed because of how well this guy could drive. Literally everyone can drive on this. Literally fucking everyone. Yeah, I mean, good for him.

46:01Sometimes you just need to get out. That was me this weekend. I need a 150 mile drive. No license. No license. I mean, luckily nothing bad happened. If it's driven to a Christmas market or something. Could have easily gone. Easily. Easily. A Christmas market in fucking August. Right. Not the Christmas market in the Christmas market. I can't believe how many. It can happen. He's blind. You know. And he's been in his Sunday celebration. He's blind, you know. He's furious about how early these Christmas markets are going up. You shouldn't even fucking be here. I would be furious. Yeah. If I drove into a crib, it shouldn't be happening in August. It's not my fault. I'm blind. I'm fucking blind. So shout out to you, fair play brother. It's been news and man has been arrested after allegedly sexually abusing a coy fish in Bangkok. Please have arrested a 51 year old man accused of entering a private fish pond in Bangkok and sexually abusing. Like suck cock. Okay. That was back.

47:02Bank. OK. That was back. Bank. More like. Well, it's more like suck. So, like. Suck. Co. Bank. Bo. Bank. CCTV footage. I had the suspect arriving by bicycle. I don't know why that's. The suspect arrived by. I guess it's if an sexual assault trial, they were arriving by my school. He did it. It made your. If you've arrived by bicycle to abuse coy fish, it's like everything about it is just. Yeah. And about 830 and parking beside the fish pond. He walked around the pond before exposing his genitals and attempted to catch a coy fish. So he got his not about. I guess you get your not about first. Then try and catch fish. Interesting. Did he ever catch one? I probably would. I'd probably get the coy fish out and then. Of course you would. You've got a whole fucking plan for everything. No, but I'm a part of it. It's plausible. Then I ability as well. If you're just trying to catch it, don't get your cock. Because what if you don't get catch a coy fish? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, then you're far too away. Yeah. So you might as well keep it in your pants. Because they don't know what you're going to do with that. But the big question is, did he catch one at about 838?

48:02The suspect allegedly stripped naked, climbed into the pond. Right. I thought. I thought. I thought. I thought. Oh, dear. He returned it. Before returning the fish. Yeah, you don't want to kill it. It's his lover. Now, how's Keeper and the fish owner subsequently discovered the suspect? He fled on his bicycle as he owed a chase. Who's the fish owner? The fish owner is interesting because the fish owner. I'm sure he's got a lot of else to his life. Yeah. It's not a problem you need, is it? No, I've got this wonderful coy pond in the garden. You know, he's probably got other stuff going on. Yeah, I know. And now there's a bloke jumping over and wanking with my coy fish. What the fuck is going on? I want to know who's your business owner. Is he really, you know, what is all we have from this is the fish owner, which it, which doesn't apply that that's all he is. But also imagine just being able to tell that story to your friends at the pub. Oh, you'll never guess what's happened to me, my coy fish. So I was trying to fuck someone's been trying to fuck my coy fish. He told police that he had initially gone to the area intended to take a bath.

49:02We've all heard that before. Oh, come on. I've seen the coy. Coming in the pond, he became sexually aroused and caught a fish to masturbate. He allegedly said he did this twice. The suspects also allegedly told police that he engaged in similar way. Well, that's it. Sorry, but that doesn't mean he came back for more. Good question. Or is it too separate? Wanks with it. It could be many things. It could be him coming back. I mean, he's saying he came back does imply it works incredibly well. When you say works, I'm using a coy fish. He's been getting a lot of ideas. Not to be honest with you. I'm just saying this. The, you know, fucking a coy fish in your head, you're like, there'll be like issues. I don't. So yeah, but the clue is not. No, I think he's right. When he, when he's as teeth, you know, it might be. I don't think it has teeth. I think that's the whole point. I don't think he's putting his knob in the co-efficient. I think he is. I think what do you think he's doing? I think he's actually just holding the coy fish and whanking it with his next to his knob. The co-efficient mouth isn't big enough. What? He holds it like that. And he's like, just fucking does that.

50:03No, just like that. No, he's getting oral from the court. He's getting oral. I don't, I think they would have been clear. Get a coy fish up, Matt. I guess they are actually bigger than I was thinking. The, Matt, the co-efficient mouth is. I mean, yeah. My dad's got co-efficient. Yeah, they do that. I'm just going to have to admit that they're asking for it. It really brings that. It's the fish, my dad's a fish owner. No teeth. It's like a, yeah, it looks like a fleshlight. It does look like a fleshlight. So I guess that's why you got so sexually aroused is because they are like, it's nature's fleshlight. So you believe the story that you would just say for a bath. Well, I mean, look, if you look at it that, they are asking for it. You know, you're an apology. You are saying some stuff. Look, we've typed in coy fish. They are all lost. Literally every picture of Google images they are like, let me start your cock. Look, I guess you could probably put the dick in the mouth there. I think he's probably put it in the mouth. The fish owner who identified himself as Bobby, told report, where is this happening? Bangkok. Okay, Bobby. Told report is that he had kept the coy for about something to eight years. However, he became suspicious when his coy had began dying one or two at a time.

51:03Oh, God. The dead fish were found with their bodies bent, which he initially thought could have been caused by the fish fighting or hitting the pond. Well, that's a nasty and way to end sad ending. He's bending the coy fish with his knob to their desk. And then there's this poor Bobby blow goes. He's coming out of the coy fish today. He's fucking the fish to death. I mean, you know, I don't even know where to begin with. It's sad. Do you get some photos? Don't tell me look. Is that him? Is that him punished? And then he's got a whole team of people around him pointing at him. So this is the fish. This is the fish. He also reportedly told a investigator that he had no money to pay for sex. They did not have a partner. Yeah, he must be just unbearably horny. That goes without saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I guess if you're, if you have no way to relieve yourself, I guess he but what's the difference between masturbating and fucking a coy fish? I don't think there's huge amounts of difference. That's a most ridiculous sentence I've ever heard in my fucking life. No, no, no, no, no. What the fuck?

52:03No. Are you talking about? Oh my goodness. Let's just quickly, I'm not going to let you speak for one second because we're just going to sit on that sentence just for a second. I don't think there's much difference between masturbating and fucking a coy fish. In the sense of intimacy. It he, him saying. What? Him saying, yeah. Him saying, I cannot pay for sex. I don't have a partner. You're like, well, there's a level way he wants intimacy. Yeah. Yeah. But then he can masturbate. There's more in, Christ, here we go. There's more intimacy with fucking a coy fish than there is masturbating because there's a living thing on the other end of you, you know what I mean? For beast, for beast reality blokes. They surely get something. If they're fucking, they want to fuck. They're sexually attracted to animals, right? There will be a level of intimacy with that. You know what I mean? Just because we're not beast of files. You know what I mean? We're not like there can be no intimacy whatsoever for us because it would be the worst thing in the world. Yeah. Whereas for him, I think he's getting some intimacy from the coy fish. He was on drugs as well.

53:03He said he had no money to buy drugs. He said he used drugs he had found. Right. Yeah, he seems like, yeah, there's a, I like the honesty of him though. Yeah, he's come clean with everything. You know what? I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm mad. To be honest, quite frankly, I always, I've always a fan of people who are just, yeah, I meant, what do you want? To be honest, people have always been mental in society. I'm one of them. I'm a reprobate. I'm not particularly happy about it. I don't want to be, have these feelings, but there they are. Yeah. It just is what it is. They've been around forever. It's just more visibility others now. Yeah. I can't get enough of this. We ended up again with more power to it because we can't end all of these reprobate news stories. God bless you, more power to keep fucking coy fish to death. Bent them out of shape. Christ. Fuck me. God. Do you think anything, any animals better to fuck than a coy fish, Matt? I've not put a lot of thought into it, but I probably like. Yeah. Then what's that folder you've got called? What's that one to fucking in order of how good they would be to fuck?

54:05That's weird. I guess you're better off in Asia than if you're a beachality fella. Cause there's a lot more coy fish. It's cheap and pigs here. Cheap and pigs. Sorry. In the farm animals. I'd hate to fuck a sheep. Matt had hair at the back. Oh no. Yeah. No, any mammal, any animal, any animal, or a star, coy fish, they feel clean. Those they're wet. They're wet. They're already, they're already kind of in a permanent bath, the slippery, you know, the pond water. Yeah. No, but I didn't expect to actually get a genuine answer, but I do think that that is the best. Probably probably the coy fish. Yeah. So as usual, news stories have two sides. We shouldn't. We've got to read the subtext for the nuance of all of them. Thanks so much for listening guys. As always, we've been the boys gone wild. Wow. Wow. The boys gone wild too. We've gone wild again. We've seen so much. We've gone. Certified wild from us. Damn. We've done it again. If you're going to fucking animal, make sure it's a coy fish.

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