ON-AIR 🟢 - Big Swing, Big Ding

0:00This is a podcast from Rover The Morning Rumble podcast Mal is single and rog has shingles Mel you're having a good life. Sorry. Yeah, off you. We just talk about out like our failures. Yeah Yeah, it doesn't really matter what really honed it Great joy for some reason He's a masculating We just look we're just yawning about stuff we've done in the past and we've failed at it and Mel She just literally nearly falls off her chair. She finds stuff so funny like anything that we fail at yeah Your cells that's particularly funny We are gonna get we just talked about merchants playing cricket very seriously doesn't have curtains Oh

1:10Because you are And you're like, hold on, give it shit. We're on the dump button. We need to read that. Push the dump button, please, whether that doesn't go out or not. Don't let it fall apart now. The end. Did that go out? I think it's that on the edge. Mitch was just talking, Mitch, you're about to play cricket at quite a good level very soon. And Mal just, she loves it. She's cackling away, because you haven't really played it. You've never played at all. No, yeah, I'll be stepping out from behind the curtains. You're going to go play Last Man's Dance. Yes. So don't know, it's an awesome social cricket league. You should play like an inalcurn at least anyway, like on a Monday or Tuesday night. It's like eight aside from memory. We used to have a rock team, the slack caps, eight aside, five ball overs, sort of 20 over games. But bro, the level is really good. Like there are heaps of really gun cricketers that are either really good at school or club cricket. And essentially can be flat track ballists. Also, like Jimmy Neesham turns up for a home. Oh, the black cat. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

2:10I'm a dolly, some doll came played for our team a couple times. Yeah. I don't know what you'd be black cat. Yeah. Yeah. That's where they get, they reintegrate them into cricket after being actually a cat. Can you use, like, did you play lots of even dry, by all backyard cricket? No, not really. Oh, bro. Oh, you're a scat. See, they're like, the most would be like lunchtime, like, yeah. Cricket is the most individual team sport ever created. Ken, and what are you going to go in there as? You're going to say, well, I'm a, I'm, yeah. You sort of got to be a bit of an all rounder in that, but at least specify on one. Are you going to be a better or a bowler? I'm going to go bowler because it looks like you can't get as hurt. OK. And you want to, why? I just want to, please, please. There's a bit glass pane between you. And you want to, yeah. And I just want to, yeah. You're palm facing forward towards where you bowler. Yeah. Tucked in by your shoulder. Yeah. Then, like, standing there, saying, you're bowing it. I'm going to see the, like, you know, Lord, she left hand up, get the bowing into going,

3:12come round with a straight arm. Full pace. Yeah, but running. Can you show us? You would actually be like, look at the hit set. Look at the crutch. Yeah. It's like a conder. Go. Go on. Oh, no. That's a piece. Are you ready? Oh, that is so good. I can't wait for this. Great. He's lost his life. What the hell just happened there? He's lost his life. He lost his life. Can we get to losing his life? So, I'm going to start. Yeah, that was my, my bad. You're going to be exposed terribly. Yeah. Oh, no. Like, he's going to be exposed terribly. Are you going to be exposed? I reckon you'll be fine. That's what I reckon too, boss. It's a bit in a bowl. You hit the ball with the bit. How hard can it be? Exactly. Yes. Clip this off. Please, crutch, clip this off. This is just gold. Damn. That's so easy. That's so easy. Why are they making it? Why are they making it so complicated? It's okay when it's that simple. You're like, a brand of McCullum, Seaball Hatball. Yeah.

4:12Yeah. You're going to play some Mitch Ball. That's so good. It's Mitch Balls. It's Mitch Balls. And could you think, do you think you could like face some of the speed balls that they had? What sort of speed do they move at? Well, I'm 35, 141.50. Yeah, top level. Yeah, okay. I'm leading him fast. I reckon I could, yeah. Yeah, I reckon I could. Seaball, and over his six balls, I reckon I can get 10 runs. Oh, God. 10 runs. Mitch Ball. Mitch Ball. Mitch has lost his marbles. He's lost his load. No. No, I'm fantastic. I'm in on a match here like this is dumb confidence. It's intoxicating. Mitch just talked about how he's about to play cricket. He's never played cricket before and he's playing at quite a good level. So we'll follow this journey of producing matches because it's the next week or two. It's all about to happen. It's going to be incredible. It's going to be incredible. I'll be honest, I might even come back to it today because I can't shake what a stupid idea it is.

5:12And how much is going to be exposed after just seeing his action before and claiming to play instead of basketball, it's going to be much more. Can I just ask you one quick question? Do you even know, like, let's say you're betting, okay? We've been taking it off and boating, you're betting. Do you even know how it works with who calls which run? What do you mean, who'll or up? Depending on what end of the pitch you're at. And where the ball is gone, who calls that run? Whoever's got the best side of the ball. Yeah, technically. Yeah, technically. If I'm betting and I had a good shot, but I can see that it's gone behind the other guy, then I'm going to be one there goes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know? Oh, no, this is going to lead to mass confusion. That's who's going to the danger in where the ball is coming in. Mitch Balls is all about boundaries, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm trying to sneak rounds and stuff. Do you know fielding positions? No, no, that's where it gets confused. Yeah. So these are all things we're going to have to come back to. It's absolutely perfect. But if you do text and load 3520, track driver in South Australia, big load of timber

6:15on the back of his truck, he stopped at the lights. The timber went forward. Oh, the window. Righting. And then through the window of his cap. Yeah. And somehow Mr's body in his head. Like the whole combination. Yeah, it is. It is. Everyone still that mouth. They've final destination. So somehow Mr. and gone on to the road. All this timber on to the road, somehow missing him coming from the back of his truck. Maybe it was just perfectly, must have been just perfectly stacked on the middle of the back. Yeah. Of the truck to go through the middle of those two things. Yeah, I think so, Bryce, because otherwise he'd be an absolute goner. Made in the fright of my truck. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, like so fast to pass them on to the car. Just missing you. You can see this. If you text in load 3520, we did want to know though, have you lost your load? Let us know text in 3520, no 800 rock phone. And Matt's with us. Matt, what happened? I rode my truck trailer with 20 something ton of chicken guts. Oh, Matt. Matt. That's superb. It's miles here.

7:16I feel like you've told us a story. I feel like you've told us a story before, because we have asked for it before. Tell us again, because that is our beauty. Oh, yeah. There was an issue with my wrong feeder. I had previously warned my boss and let my trailer go. My trailer hit a tree, took over and I lost about 20 ton with the chicken guts in Papakura. Can I ask a stupid townie question, but where does like all the chicken guts and that come from and why are there so many tons of it? I can come on a chicken. Well, yeah. But where's the stupid question? Well, because where's it going? Why? Yeah, where's it going? Stupid question. They're not going to name the companies, but I used to pick it up from a chicken manufacturer and take it to a, they turn it into a powder, send it overseas, they turn it to chicken feed and it comes back in pallet form and they feed it to their trucks. Hang on, so the trucks eat themselves. They're eating themselves. Oh, they do. They do. They do. Yeah. And unfortunate there at all the chicken guts.

8:19So where exactly did it all end up? I think Papakura, he said right away. Two, yeah, it ended up on two places. One in a dairy, which had to be shut down for a week. Oh, oh. Man. Oh, I'm like a corner deer. That's like that, Levi, I'll go ahead. One day I was outside the dairy, Nick, man, chicken guts. Oh, no, no, no. And some of it went down the driveway of the house next door to the dairy and when the police went down to see how contaminated the area was, they found all of us wheat plants. Oh, you snatched on them. I'm just talking about it. I'm just talking about what is the stench of spilt chicken guts. Yeah, it didn't actually smell that bad chicken guts. Calf guts are even worse. Oh, calf. Wow. Until you smell, um, it just got. That's not good. I need drops. Now, it's from Ashburden.

9:19Matt, how do you clean that up? Oh, great question. Well, because they found cannabis plants that cost me the high-tail it. And then they just brought in a couple of bobcats, a couple of six wheelers and scooped it up. Oh my God. And so you actually, you left the scene of the crime. You, you did the crime. Yeah, I do, yeah. And you spilt. Do you say 20 tons of chicken guts? Yeah, well, 20 tons. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot. It's not the first of the last time we've lost your light, eh, Matt? No, not the first time. Not the last time. Oh, that's so grim. Did you get any trouble? Ah, it's a big investigation. And when they looked into it, the ring feeder, the serial number had actually had a recall on it. Oh, sorry, they actually recalled 1700 for your land. Ring feeders between New Zealand and Australia. And the serial number matched one of the ones that was recalled. So there was no trouble at all.

10:19No trouble. That's good. I'm great way to kick this off. I'll take your load. You can text 3520. Absolutely perfect, Mattie. Thanks for the call, bro. No worries. Have a good one. You're too bright. Roger, Roger, you, what's the state of your ring feeder? After rock 2000 Friday, not good. Do you lose your gap? Well, you're not a crock ring feeder. You know what? I had lost my ring feeder for four days until just recently. I feel so much better. What are you talking about? Here's the Megguts. What are you talking about? Ring feeder. Well, I mean, how was your ring price after rock 2000 and then a stagdook? You were going to get a battery. You were going to feed your ring. I've shut down a dairy. Wait. But there are a few text miles on losing your load. I had a courier run years ago. There's a text back at the van was full of computers. Now, the tailgate of my van didn't close and took off up the road.

11:24The tailgate opened. Oh no. Anything fell out the back? Eoseless. Oh gosh. Doesn't say anything else except everything fell out the back. Lost an aluminium straight edge, which was just an aluminium garage door track. Lost set off the roof of my van. After forgetting about it, drove from Kaikoi, the cop station. Just out of Kitty Kitty with it loose, fell off up a hill. And the cop behind me that followed me all the way from Kaikoi just ran over it. Eos kept on driving. Thank Christ. Cheers. Cheers. You're so sweet. Rod, you ever lose anything, mate? I was in a car with my dad. So it was when I was a kid. We had a trailer and the wheel fell off the trailer. Oh no. Yeah. So we saw the wheel roll past us on the motorway. A lot of sight. A lot of sight. A bit of energy. The back of the trailer hits the motorway and it sparks. And it's just sparking with the way down the motorway. And so that was it. So we're on the side of the motorway trying to find all the loose wheel nuts and the tyre. I mean, calamity. We never want loose nuts, do you?

12:25You tied them up. Got a couple more. A few years ago, a full truck and trailer load of railing. A truck and trailer load of radiators driving over the Naked Pia Tau Paul road. A Naked Pia Tau Paul road. A radiator cut through a strap, lost them onto the road. Shards of aluminium, punctured tyres and two cars. One car was ridden off when a radiator hit it directly. Oh, it's a road. This one is final destination stuff as well. Mile workmates used to travel three up in the front of the van every day. One day's workmate had a sickie. Only two of them in the front of the van. He usually sat in the middle as well. So he finally got a window seat. Now we're going up a hill behind a logging truck. This is my, this has always been a fear. A log came loose. It flew through the front windscreen straight through the middle of the van. Where that guy would have been sitting if he wasn't in the window seat because the other guy was sick. He would have been completely obliterated. That's so frightening. The Morning Rumbles tool belt trivia.

13:26Cheers to Makers breakfast. What you need to do as well. Texan Makers, 3520. Go on the draw for Friday, the $250 lunch shot. We've got that. The workplace shelves. Roach, yes. So we just saying you two has got a new album coming out. Dave, do we have a new album coming out? Yes, there will be so many people gathered here. Yeah, it's a no-thing though. Right, yeah. Yeah, if you want to. Let me leave that for the sound. Oh, golly! Let's just learn cricket. This is when you're in Norway. Got it. Well, yeah, we'll be talking a lot about that this year. Yeah, that'll be very good. Okay, let's welcome to the show. Here's from Upper Hatter Spray Paintings. Sean, good night. Hey, Sean. Hey, hey, two emails again. Hey, mate. Quick question. How good was New Bymouth? Winning the Rock 2000. Couldn't get much better than the Kiwi van taking the show.

14:26Yeah, I see. You had it in your votes? Yeah, sure did. Yep. Oh, good, good, number one. Nice one, bro. You're going to be taking on here's a dairy farmer from the Waikato Troy Gide Mate. Gide Troy. Good, man. Yes. So good. And you, and actually, I know, brusy love the song too. Corn's blind. Love singing in the top 10. How good was blind in the top 10? Yeah, tune. tune. I love it, Sean. Hey, welcome along, guys, to Toolbout trivia. Yeah, as your quiz master and your name is your buzzer, best of three, and away we go. Right, gentlemen, which type of handsore has a fine tooth blade tension in a C shaped frame and is primarily used for? Troy. Troy. Troy. Uh, coping saw. No, no, it's not. Sure. Sure, sure. Which one gets turned? Hacks off. Yeah. It is well done, mate. I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it. It is well done, mate. I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it. Are you going to need this one, Troy? All right.

15:26All right. To lock it up. Named yesterday. Named the current captain of the Orbex. Troy. Troy. Troy. Uh, Scott Bear. No. But he is back. Sean. Sean. Sean. Yes. Yes. He's done it. He's done it. There you go, bang. Just like that. Sorry, Troy. That fair play. Well done, bro. Yeah. Good on you, bro. Cheers, boys. Yeah. Good on you, Sean. $100 cash. $50 Mac is voucher. All yours and Texan Mac is for their play. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Hey, Sean. You play cricket. I can't let this go. You used to. You used to. Okay. So you'd know there's levels to any sport. But cricket is especially with that hard ball. You want to have a rough idea if you're just going to enter a competition that has a high level in it. How's it going to go? All of a sudden starting at 25 with no idea in a competitive league. I think it'd be great to watch. I think it'd be great to watch.

16:26I think it'd be great to watch. I think it'd be great to watch. What do you think he should be most in fear of? Is it betting? Is it the embarrassment of having a ball in over? Or is it fielding? Yeah. I'll probably go over to the betting and making sure his balls don't get hit. Great. Great. Well, great. You do. Perfect. Thanks for the match, man. I like you enjoy the prize. A hell of a start to the morning as well, where we found out producer Mirch is about to play. It starts real soon. Last man stands cricket price, which you have played. Yeah, a few seasons. You love it. I love it. I had to sort of hand it in when the little kids arrived. Of course. Why for that time is doing the drive the afternoon show with Creech actually. Oh, yes, that's right. And so that worked all like, even so I couldn't go and play last man stands. And I've been wanting to get back into it. And I'm in this of March. I heard your last man stands cricket team gave you the boat because you're not good. You let me know when last man stands when you get a hat trick.

17:30So we found out the sore thing. Is it this is when is it next week, Mitch? They haven't actually given a start date yet, but in a couple weeks, in a couple weeks time. You talked about this earlier this morning, you're reckon you've never played cricket really. Never. And that you're going to be a gun. And we got you to show us your bowling methods. How you think you'll go, you actually have a listen. Show me your bowling action. I want to see the ball. Yeah. You want to launch your left hand up, get the momentum going, come around with a straight arm. Full pace. Yeah, but running. Can you show us? No, you would actually. It's going to look like it's it. Look at that, Creech. Yeah. Come and take it. There you go. Oh no. Oh, that is so good. That is so good. I can't wait for this. There's actually the sound of the ball taking the bales off. I love him. You won't know where to go or what to do. Yeah, the bales. No, no, like even fielding. Like, we're, you know, we're, I don't know, like we're silly mad. What's different than silly mad often, silly mad on? Uh, one silly one's not. So. No, they're both silly.

18:31When you've been horribly exposed. This is what we want to know. Like much is going to be horribly exposed. When is it having you. You're out there going. Shouldn't be here. Yeah. You're going to have to. Yeah. I know what involving you are. Yes, we can get to that too. Actually, yeah. Three five two zero. You're looking at me. I mean, his panic is like. What is it? I actually. I don't know. What is it? It's like a guy. It's like a guy. What's he doing? It's like a guy. I don't know. It's like a guy. What is it? I accept. Multiple. When you're exposed. When you're played in this level, Bryce, and it's you've got to be pretty good. Oh, it's social cricket, right? Yeah. It's sort of like eight aside, five ball overs, 20 over games. But every, pretty much every player there, you'd never really ever saw a beginner. Oh, hi. Like there's a lot of people who loved cricket in school days. Haven got times for the club cricket that takes up a hold down the Saturday. Of course. So, it's social environment in terms of you get to have a few beers, while your team's batting or whatever.

19:31But when they're playing, it is a highly competitive. And a lot of the time, really highly skilled players. Yeah, yeah. Like real gun school or club players. Of course. They haven't got the time anymore. And this is their outlet. So the keyword has skill. I'm totally man. I was not by no means a great cricket. It's not even near, right? Yeah. But I love playing cricket. And have always played cricket. And I got absolutely whipped in some of those games. And at least you knew the basics, right? Totally. Yeah. Yeah. So, no, basics are hard to master now. They're like cricket is such a difficult sport. Technically, yeah. Like it's a real, a head game. And Mitch hasn't got a lot going on in there. And so much we found out this morning, which is a gift for us. And good on you mate, forgetting out there and doing it. But you've never played cricket at all. Uh, yeah. So how many do you say used to this? Some of them though. No, that's good though. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm really over-hiking how hard cricket is. This is amazing. What about under, I don't know, like under the high ball catching.

20:34Like, catching. Like, catching. Like, catching. Cuckaboo's a hard man coming at you a pace like. Got maybe half of your soft radio hands. Oh, boy. That's so great. Oh, boy. That's so great. This is going to be sensational, though. Do you know what backing up in the field means? I don't know, but I can back it up all around. You can do it. Put your back into it. Crazy, amazing. What the hell is going on? The greatest, the compost. What's your favourite couple of shots? Which favourite couple of strokes? Uh, six. Six. Yes, Mitch. Incredible stuff. Big swing, big dang. That's what I'm like. This is gold. Big swing, big dang. Big swing, big dang. Make that a sweep up between songs. Oh, my God. This is a sweep up between songs. You're going to have a great time. Oh, boy. Get the times for all of you. Play this back. Yeah. You're one job creature. It's montage in all this stupidest shit I've ever done.

21:34Consider it done. This is just gold. I mean, if you're misted, we're a helmet, bro. Okay, we're a helmet. You're not going to block second by. You won't need a big one. I'll give you Rubens one. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Uh, less than six weeks to the election. November 7 is the election. What you're going to start seeing is punishing billboards. Yeah. Oh, they're already up. They're all cheese knob photos. Well, those photos are so much. A lot of ads. A lot of cringey TV ads. A lot of promises. Yeah. A lot of promises that they never do. No. Promises if you vote me. Why don't you do it now? No, you taxes. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Oh, no. No, no. I'm starting. I'm starting. Sorry. Someone will draw back DnB. Yeah, I like seeing those. Anyway, it's not loud of that. But if we were to be a political party,

22:37and there's a picture of us on a billboard, what's the slogan? Yeah, we. They were putting out there. You right, Russ. We put it up, didn't we? Put it up on our socials. The most notable comment that came through was from the current Prime Minister. Good thing he was busy. Christ, for Lakson. What did he say? And he said to these people. And he said our slogan should be, in roge we trust. Oh, he that's from the Prime Minister. Oh, wow. That's what he said. Someone replied and just said, why don't you do some work, baldy? So I don't have a favorite slogan. My favorite slogan. A long that. Yeah. What, for like, ass would be, hearless and fearless. Have a logic bar. Love it. Love it. Love it. Really strong. That's your university market, marketing degree coming up. Yeah, that's so smart. That's a very years ago. Well, my. Someone, what about make a hotel a great again? Yep. A great again? Oh, yeah. In short, mega. No, I don't. Probably not. Maybe not. I don't know about that one. I don't know about that. Yeah. Mega stuff. Can you get a hat?

23:37You get a hat. Oh, the way, man. I don't know. Mega hat. But it's make a hotel. Maybe we'll make one. Promises as thin as our hair line. That's good. These are slogans for the morning rumble, if we were a little buddy. Swim the in, sweep the cross. Self entitled, self-serving. That's nasty. That's it. Another one, lowering expectations nationwide. Yeah. Yeah. Just temper. You know, you're just going to temper these expectations. Yeah. A hair line in recession and economy in denial. That's clever. That sounds pretty bleak to me. Three boarding guys, one pretty face, zero clue. These are slogans for the morning rumble. At least these are real. Yeah. They're genuine. What about this picture of us? Promises as empty as our shampoo bottles. A lot of these are just nasty cool ones. Josh, Josh's Texas is all talk no action. Yeah. That's, it really sums it up. What about nothing up our sleeves?

24:38Nothing on our heads. There's a lot of those. What about this involved you as well, Mel? And our baldness, silicone and chrome. Everywhere. What about knobs and knockers? Knobbs and knockers. Knobbs and knockers. Knobbs and knockers. Knobbs and knockers. That's right up there. Mel would get so many votes, say. Like anywhere she's stood, she'd win the seat. Tell me, well, well, this is an idea. We could use that as our branding. This is an idea. Mel stars on the picture. So they're mainly mel and then the three of us are in the background. And the slogan is, Three fake promises, two real fake ones. Yeah. Fake is all around. Mouths if it was just mainly on you. Uh-oh. So, yeah. Time for a redo. Time for a Mulligan. Oh! Another guy. There's a Mulligan. You want to get reelected to get a Mulligan? Yeah, there's a second chance. Yeah. I wonder if it was just mainly mel. Oh, okay. Okay.

25:38Yeah. I'll do my breast. Oh! Jesus. So good. She's got a good one. So good. I wonder if it was Bryce. Just me. Yeah. Roll the dice. Vote Bryce. That's good. That's very good. Fake eyes. Lastly Roger Phillips just for rule, right? Oh, yeah. She'll be. Yeah. Least it's not just under. You like that one, don't you? That's the best. Cause she ruined the country I watched. 100%. Roger. Maybe we can be here for good. Yeah, I think professional. No, we got the more and the more and the more and the more. Oh, I've got some. I've got some. I've got some. Oh, no. I'll be an exploit. Oh, no. Hey, have about this one. Darn it. Just hit the vine. Well, they don't even run. If the rumble was a political party, what would our slogan be? And some great ones came through before Bryce. And much, I'll produce it. Mm. His grasp on politics are about to find out.

26:38Have you got some slogans if we were a political party, mate? Yeah, well, it's the brains of the operation. I thought I'd better do some work here. Brains. The morning rumble. When all else fails. On that slogan. And Samaraju, all else has failed. And you're right. We might be there. It's in the delivery, really. A lot of chat about supermarkets to the selection. Yeah. The morning rumble. Yeah. No more supermarkets. I don't know. You can't price gouge if there's nothing to buy. We're out of people's hands. You grow your own image. No, while Uber eats. And when an adnouier Uber eats goes, bro, they go to the floor. Next one. You got to spend money to make money. Yes. Yeah. You got to sell them. A lot like Labor Day. They try to stimulate it. Hey, Ron. Don't get them started. No, you're doing well. All right. The morning rumble. Yeah. The only treaty we honor is Miles Sweat Treaty.

27:38He gets after the show. That's good, eh? Did you like that one, Miles? I know the treaty. Respect the treaty. What about the morning rumble? Who cares? Let's get beers. Yeah. That one. Yeah. That one. That's just strong. The morning rumble. Let's just not pay the debt. What are they going to do about it? What are they going to do? They have a poor day, Ron. They have a poor day, Ron. That's what they call us. I know what you're doing. They just went and stuff it. And the morning rumble. Let's be honest. Don't really matter. Don't matter. It's your saying. Don't matter. Don't matter. You should do a cover of Donovan Frankenriders. If it don't matter. If it don't matter to me. Don't matter to you. I think it's the other way around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's the other way around. It's the rest. No. I think it just did. I think it just did. No one more time. If it don't matter to me. It's done. Matter to you.

28:38To you and in me. It goes you and in me. It doesn't matter to you or don't matter me. It's… You know? It's people who are in here. Incredible start. Great. Sorry sorry. Sometimes what's like out there? Well, in there. Yeah, well it is like just talking to air sometimes What about this guys the rice morning rumble yeah one of the political parties of all time What's it what's it like in the I'm trying to work that one out now So it's Robert's eyes. He's 18 like he was googling lyrics, but everyone knows he can't spell frank enough Morning rumbles on the spot speeches. I had actually sort of caught my parents doing it

29:41Boy, that's where that came from so they're on the way to debate So I think there's one there's one next week. I think but anyway Two members of the morning rumble political debate you're running for prime minister Why should New Zealand vote for you? Of course is the question and let's start with producer Creech Are you ready? You've got a minute? What why should New Zealand vote for you Creech as prime minister go? Some people say all get no idea well for me. It's all gear But I do have a few ideas first things first a few things are getting decriminalized around here You know what I'm talking about I'm gonna be putting the fun into dysfunctional Whoever invented five day weeks and two day weekends never had to work a day in their life some sort of dictator Well, I'll be taking the dick out of dictator and three day weeks baby Three day weeks. That's right. We work to live. We don't live to work And that's what we're gonna do with my political party everyone will live

30:45No wars only life only peace only party Just do going Okay, well just in the party never-in This is the longest minute of my life Yeah That's not how does the economy last day Political debate you're running for prime minister why should New Zealand vote for you much go Well, so I see it's been a lot of chat lately about the straight-of-war moves And it's given I run a little leverage shutting that thing down So I think we need a bit of that leverage too and I'm shutting down the cookstreet No traffic for the cookstreet until my demands are met My demands you ask yeah, what are they I want a Tasmania

31:50We need another island for New Zealand's defense Trump wants Greenland I'm taking Tasmania. It's gonna secure our borders Roger's got a good history in Tasmania, so we're gonna be able to ship them over there What's my history? You were caught masturbating So that will be our penal colony population rog Thank you very much See you at the polling booth Did I somehow win that somehow on that Ones something don't vote for merch and then she want to put us on a search A tick for merch is a tick for thick Well, and this is it isn't it. Yes, this is it sums it up We can never agree as a country. I think we need to get a moderator in oh man

32:52So Miles an incredible story from the Berlin marathon. Yeah, Berlin marathon one of the fastest marathons that the professional runners run like it's Mostly flat maybe in some sections are slightly downhill. They they really gun for it. Yeah, and on the weekend Ticks I see for I hope I said a name right She won the Berlin marathon recorded the third fastest women's time in history was on pace to break the world record But within a couple of K's of the finish line she ruptured her Achilles tendon and still finished Ran she was she was sore with about 35 K's done That's man, so she's got another seven or seven in a bit to go and then can it completely ruptured it It's insane May anytime you see someone I've seen someone for dad when he ruptured Like a gunshot People here at home grinding just as Yeah, you're down possible to walk I mean you tore yours last year didn't you Roger

33:56Yeah, couple of years ago to tiny tear just from dancing in a video with miles that needs context But if you know you know and two I was in bad shape for a handful for a couple of years But I wasn't running a marathon and I needed to wear sort of platform shoes to help it support You were in a moonboat for so long I was in a moonboot But I that was just From dancing I partially told both my plan basketball union And it's like they're not torn like torn is like yeah, this is unreal here If it like Nally and Broglie are torn Yeah Righty oh better get back to the game Okay, so you we pay some Natalie and broglie when we talk about it though Let's do that when we get to it. Yeah, absolutely and we want to know yeah You've injured yourself. Yeah, you're carrying on righty. Oh carry on back into the game

34:59Yeah, you keep on playing right me and coach righty Yeah better finish the game then Hey Can I rub That's good so good righty. Oh better finish the game. What were you doing? I'm a pro wrestler and I got power bomb out of the ring at the very start of the match And I broke my shoulder blade right now couldn't look man Got back in finish off the match that the job That's a one show. Yeah, can you explain for those who don't know power bomb and how did it go wrong for it to have broken your shoulder Well just sort of try and simply explain that move So power bomb basically lift the guy up onto your shoulders and throw them on to the back Yeah, and yeah So it went quite wrong because I pitched the idea of getting thrown out over the ring and this guy's like seven foot tall So I got power bomb out and angled really horribly so put my arms behind my head to protect myself and

36:02Landed on my shoulder. Did you know straightaway you've broken it? No, I just put it in a get-arm and went oh yeah, I'll be right for a few minutes Yeah, but that's what you do. I made you get up. It's just south off Rob can you keep wrestling Rob what's your what's your ring name? What what character? Rob what what was it? Vic Craig Vic Craig probably need a new one So many have come through actually right. Oh you're injured, but you better get back to the game few takes three far to zero miles Ran your clim marathon says Liam and Fractured my femur at about the 35 came up Get out still finished Chelling even Right, I better get back to the finish line Really doesn't show any good light on Nathan Cleary Rose bone was coming out of his One the New Zealand Nationals body building five weeks after tearing a hammy train through it Mike

37:07Yeah, boy, yeah, we get that spray I was playing soccer as a goalie. I like knocked out cold for about five minutes broke my collarbone came back to life Refuse to leave the game one three now Oh The Oh 10 of the biggest bucket list of events on the planet you decide which one remains Well, yes to have gone so there's ain't left, but yes, I mean there's gonna be only one left at the end And to end it to win you don't you don't text for this you need to go online Okay, you need to put some effort in the last trip standing you need to register the rock that Rover dot NZ Fill out the form and slick which trip was eliminated today Texting gone three five two zero the final trip remaining will be the major prize So if you have entered any day you can enter one so as many times as you want prize includes return international flights for two accommodation tickets to the experience in a thousand dollars spending money We've got Logan on this morning Logan hello Logan

38:08Hey, how are we with Great responsibility and great power you are here to eliminate What someone's dream prize will be I reckon actually so have a listen to the blog and here's the well Here's the tent of gone the eight that are left Running of the balls Spain WWE USA sharp diving South Africa Euliminated Formula One Japan Surfing in Bali Indonesia supercar experience Italy October 1st, Germany Premier League England boxing day test Australia Euliminated the Isle of Man TT All right, there's some incredible events there Logan what's getting eliminated what he won't gone I Think I'm gonna have to probably gonna have to get the Premier League gone not a big fan Oh the football Premier League England the football Yes, yes, that lead And epl games is like an absolute huge bucket lust for so many people

39:14Not anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean hey there's definitely some better ones in my opinion on there So that one had to go sadly which one would you go to which one do you hope you would win? Oh no questions are the F1 I think yeah, yeah, definitely up there there be there be the peak My son Tyson who's eight he's gonna be furious with you Logan Oh Tyson He wanted the ep out a taught him he can't win mate Mate thank you for playing No thank you guys Miles hit a story and she ran it in the third fastest time of the Berlin marathon Other lady who was running it and tore her Achilles. She still had seven caves to go incredible And she kept on going. Yeah, she did she we and won it. She was on world record pace. Yeah Still ran the third fastest time I believe

40:14Despite tearing her Achilles late in the race. That's crazy. Think about that I always think I was of their teams of images, but I do remember Justin Marshall It was a crusader's game. I'm sure of it and he was honest way to the trial line Yeah, as Achilles just snapped and yeah, yeah, you saw it happen in real time He just had to absolutely hobble like he'd been shot But he still got over the trial line to to score the trial like so You know the ability to think that you're still running kilometers Yeah, I'm feeling the fibers slightly rough every So we put it out there and so many came through Textin 3000 to zero right? You're in yeah better finish the game then packing down a stage at Mount smart finger stuck in a couple of trusses I broke two fingers to glove the other finger Stitched up and hospital back to work to finish packed down all bandage up lucky like a Mickey Mouse hand Cheers that's from Dennis Out on town with my wife too many bears fell off a balcony and broke my arm into places got home still got the job done

41:20Conceived our first child that night My old man sent me to get the newspaper before we went to hockey. I jumped our front fence broke both wrists Went to hockey managed to make it the half time before I had to go to hospital chairs colon Yes, boy Yeah playing rugby about 10 years ago was in the final says Dylan just located shoulder five minutes to go Popped it back in finish the game made the game winning tackle Oh Cam I was playing schoolboy rugby I tore my bicep off the bone about 20 minutes into the final and it's straight from armpit to wrist Played the full 80 you didn't hasn't been right since Course not made Another one tore their bicep in the first round of a boxing match

42:21Carried on to finish all the rounds won the fight instant two weeks off from the dock Road to the south island Look got a call at the bottom to say had surgery in two days. So rode back to Auckland On their bike Mate and then uh what ever At a social softball tournament semi finals Uh partly toward my ACL my PCL and my MCL sliding into third base. Oh safe. Did that all my knee New something was off stayed on Made at home safe then we're now on the outfair for an any before the cabin top me to sit down Because I move like quasi-modo What the ACL PCL MCL left you up to Eiffel Unbelievable. Oh, there's a tough nugget keyweas out there I'm impressed doing it tough The morning rumble is on the hunt To find New Zealand's ugliest The most disgusting thing I've ever seen

43:23You look at keep our falling out. Cheers to nature's gift real meat real vegetables real goodness Yes, it's all the nutrition your dog needs complete and balanced discover the nature's gift range and supermarkets now As we can check it out. We're giving away a year supply $1500 worth of nature's gift this dog food Which is what your sister's dog is eating now at the moment It's the good stuff. Yeah, pep is a big fan of this so they sent me some dog biscuits the gravy trays and the treats Which have just gone down a treat for peper so Caitlin is absolutely converted to nature's gift you could be winning a year supply of this all we need to see Is an ugly dog yes could be a friend's dog that you think could be a trowel You're not a fan of trowel You know I'm a big fan of dogs ugly and all but unusual features You know it might have a tongue sticking out it might be a trowel What's the roughy little thing? There's a black lab and she is beautiful. Yeah, I wouldn't call her an ugly dog. Yeah, no, no she's not

44:25So matches put a few photos up there were been up for the last 24 hours if you want to see some of these horrific looking dogs One of them looks dead to be honest with you. I think it might be stuffed Necky oh no, no, no, yeah, yeah, that might be the owner That won't be the owner's name Interesting name for a dog neckie My dog was called Sarah. Oh you did Oh, I know. It's what kind of dog That was pretty ugly half beagle half terrier. Oh, okay, so a bit unusual Look at like lady in the tramp pitch of the tramp a little bit like a tramp. Yeah, Sarah Don't know why it was called Sarah Maul's answer your question. We just obviously we lived in Palmerston North. Yeah Oh, yeah, that time and a lot of imagination and we called our dog Sarah But the problem was when I got older I had a girlfriend called Sarah at the same time in school days And so my dad come home. I see this for my dad come home and you just be like Sarah's gonna crap on the law Put it up big tea coming and hot after the six o'clock swell Yeah, you know, I'd be like and then Sarah would get him better You wouldn't get embarrassed or he'd come in and be like thanks you are for a walk she needs one

45:26I don't know. God. I'm saying about my I mean he's fixed through the metal she needs to exercise He's on a leash. He means the dog Boy Sarah needs a wash he stinks She's good. It's my girlfriend Oh, it's good but they're rolling through and we look we do the draw front So you really need to get your photos in texdom dog three farts who zero a hell of a prize for something so easy to do So easy and matches if you knew ones are there yet. There's plenty coming through some dogs to be honest pretty cute But I'm loving the descriptions on them as well Lovey telling us about her dog crystal also known as crystal meth There's a girl who loves to hump She regularly humps our two other male dogs and if they aren't available she humps the ear This is perfect We all know someone like crystal Reach Hero dog That's right Roger found this heroic story of this French bulldog Cassie was was her name

46:30She's in your old shop Cassie And she passed away Defend in her owners chief of Mallory from a sudden bear attack outside their home last week in California So Cassie started barking when she heard this this bear come on into the backyard Started barking and the couple Went out and suddenly this black bear emerged oh well and they're all screaming freaking out And then Cassie this little French bulldog position to herself between the bear and the couple shot Cassie and they're trying to throw objects at the bear to get it away And then unfortunately the bear grabbed Cassie and it's joy Dragged her away Jeff the guy threw a heater at it. Yeah, and then that made the bear why are you laughing? Why are you guys laughing? I'm not laughing. I can Not laughing at all smoking anyway. Um the heater distracted the bear. Yeah, I'm laughing That's because no it's laughing now you know I saw you guys I'm so smoothing

47:31So Cassie Cassie What kind of dog was Cassie again? French bulldog Yeah, sorry no because I miss Waron G as well two years on Yeah, so she was trying to save the couple and then she got bitten and they rushed Cassie to the vet But she passed away from her injury But she had saved the couple Do you imagine if Cassie didn't get in the middle of this? Bloody legend Cassie That's amazing There is some piece Cassie Yeah, and I tell you what Waron G would have done the same for me Yeah, what I wouldn't say Your Waron G, your French bulldog, but bear it turned up at your front door I would have Would have Yes, I don't know Of course I'll be serious Why are you laughing? It's very high Very high-papetit No bear is gonna turn up and use it on my get-out No But let's say we travel with Waron G Yeah You reckon Waron G would have done it? I turned up with bears to Bryce's house and Waron G greeted me Yes, I do think Waron G would have done that Save me I said you're family It's seven year old Waron G So was a Chihuahra wouldn't That high-pitched bar You would have hoped that Chihuahra got shopped in half, wouldn't you? No, you'd never hope that One goal Push that

48:31That's your monster spot Yeah I tell you what You're like heroes, Roger You're a dog You don't understand And I can guarantee you we're gonna get calls, we're gonna get texts When your dog was a hero Cassie Seven year old French bulldog She threw herself in between a bear and her owners Sadly the bear, Brad Dürr And there was a bit of a scuffle as you call it And I said that Jeff, the guy threw a heater at the bear It was a patio heater just to clear that up Creech because he was That's what set him off That was the laughing No, he was laughing before the heater That's what put sort of not the bear over And then he let go of Cassie But Cassie passed away from her injuries But a hero, none the least Absolutely, I'm not a fan of dogs But that said for Cassie Well that is sad No, that you're not a fan of dogs is sad Even after that story that hasn't kind of turned you Well someone did say Cassie was resting in pieces Which You're a piece of shit

49:33I'm so lightly roged But when it comes to dogs You're the worst But then we want to know Hero dogs 3520 And as you said for us We'll get a heaps and we have Yeah Let's go, Miles So I'm gonna say there's my sausage dog chased in bitter crickets Stealing my furture through your wingfield I'd love to see a sausage dog running Such a good story I never run Must be in the name of the dog Must be in the name of the dog So that's I mean if you've never seen a sausage dog run Pitch a roger running You deserve that You're dog care You're the dog care You're the worst of the grills You're the worst of the grills There's guts scraping You're the worst of the sugar You're the little Sugar legs And those stubby legs Oh no, I don't think There I don't think I'll Um, now I know, now any mention that's Now gets She gets off on being like Comparamidal sausage dog She's done this before It's close Well, we've found out the other day that You don't actually Roger's known a pair of jeans He just wears adult shorts

50:33Hahaha Those shorts We'll come back to you Hero dogs Let us know 3520 We never really got to eat it No, no, no No, no Stop sight tracking us like Just stay on Stay at Smell, she's De-railing the shark Can you guys just focus? Really want to read the text If you just joined us, we're looking at Hero dogs, but we are actually also All this week looking for New Zealand's Ugliest dog And if you've got an ugly dog Or no Of an ugly dog $1500 worth of nature skip dog food up For grabs which is a year's supply So text in dog 3520 Nice We're really pumping this Because we have to do the draw for On this for Friday Okay, so we only got a few more days Quit turning around But Mal, you had a story of a heroic dog Save the couple from a bear attack That's true Seven-year-old Cassie was her name She was a French bulldog She put herself in between the couple And a bear the bear got Cassie And she passed away from those injuries But she did try and save the couple

51:33So Absolutely Well legend And we're out of French They're such cool dogs So loving Such a great family dog Shot Cassie So many coming through miles heroic dogs Absolutely My Jack Russell went missing one day Some people saw him on this walk Picked him up, took him home And a week later They took him to the SPCA Saying he'd wrecked their house They scanned his microchip And returned us to him Good boy destroying their houses Cameron My cousin broke into my house For a skylight Because she had a bad addiction problem And my old dog grabbed it Before she could land on the floor She held my cousin there for three hours Half in, half out of the skylight Very awkward homecoming I forced my cousin to have the hard convo And get the help she needed Oh wow Oh wow Yeah, how good Yeah My old dog, Bo saved my life I woke up and there'd been an electrical mishap My oven was smoking The whole room was full of smoke And I woke up to my dog Dragging me out of bed It was trying to get me out the front door

52:34And I woke up I threw all the Through all this black tar stuff Unfortunately Some thieving mungrels stole my dog a couple of years back But I'll never forget what Bo did Done for me Save my life says Carl Oh far out When I was farm and had a seizure from epilepsy Out the back of farm and my dog ran back to the house About 2k to get help That's cool Legend That's amazing These are incredible And my aunties neighbour had a 9 year old Jack Russell Terry Name George And uh Minaya and Taranaki I believe him Gave his life to protect five kids from an attack by two pit bulls There's a statue erected for him in the town The five children were my cousins Oh wow These are three sons, you really And this one this one might be a bit triggering for people Because it's about um It's about taking your own life trying to So if you are triggered by this black dog 3520 Is the key word to text Great services when that text comes back to you

53:35My hero dog saved me I was down and out and ready to go As I got up He walked over Stood up Gave me a cuddle Would it let me go I broke down and sat on the ground Cutting him for over an hour He's still my best mate Going strong Over seven years later Oh boy Bloody hero That's powerful Great to have you here still Great to have you here What a boy What a cool dog too Yeah That's that's That's unbelievable Still not enough for a roach No that's that got me out That got you that one Let's go get your dog Let's do it Showtrap Showtrap Going wake up to get your dog No No no Showtrap Showtrap You get Roger Dog As it going away What do you get the manager's got everything Half of 34 years You get him a friend Get Roger Dog Get Roger Dog Get Roger Dog Get Roger Dog This has been the Morning Rumbles show highlights To hear our off-year chat

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