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This is Matt Rodgers from Los Cullteries with Matt Rodgers and Boneyang. This is Boneyang from Los Cullteries. This is Matt Rodgers and Boneyang. You know what people try in new food and suddenly it's like, okay, hold on. I got a new favorite food! That's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try Kupie Mayo. Yeah, it's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it at the grocery store. And this mayo is different. Mm-hmm. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Kupie only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers, chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it, put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand Kupie, the original Japanese mayonnaise. This week, it bonds in Albertsons. USDA Choice Cry Tip Rose untrimmed our 599 for pound. Limit 4 rose with membership or applicable. And medium ripe chasovicados are 99 cents each with membership or applicable. Plus Kellogg cereals 8.8 to 16.1 ounces, selected varieties,

or peppered farm goldfish 5.98 ounces are 190.90s when you buy three. Limit 3 offers with membership or applicable. Visit vansor Albertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. You may not know this, but I have exema. So I get how it can fill your time. But why let exema take over when you can talk to your doctor about egg lists? Ebglis, lubricismablbkz, a 250mg per 2mL injection, is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older, who weigh at least 88 lbs for 40kg with moderate to severe exema. Also called atopic dermatitis that is not well controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin, or topicals, or who cannot use topical therapies. Ebglis can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you are allergic to Ebglis. Allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. I problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have newer worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with Ebglis. Before starting Ebglis, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection.

Pay partnership with Lili. Respect your time. Ask your doctor about Ebglis and visit Ebglis.com or call 1-800-LiliRX or 1-800-545-5979. Quiet, please. Quiet, please. Quiet, please. Quiet, please. Quiet, please. The musical broadcaster system presents Quiet Please, which is written by Willis Cooper, the language features Ernest Chappell. Quiet Please, what tonight is called?

Well, to five. Yes, ma'am, it does get lost and down here. What? Oh, sure, I've been able to talk to people on the phone out. But how do you like to be stuck away down the basement all by yourself in midnight at 5pm? With nothing but a microphone that turned table in some telephones? But sure, I get coffee. I bring in fourth through with Jackson, I go on there. I have coffee up to here. Oh, well, only four and a half hours more than I go home and have breakfast. No, no, I don't drink coffee for breakfast. Well, you guess what I drink? No. No. No, you're getting warm. Sure, it's really happened. I tell you, after all, it really isn't breakfast, you see.

It's a supper dinner, so... Sure. Well, thank you very much for calling. Good morning. Hello. Yes, this county nothing. Hello, today. They what? Oh, I haven't got to be glad when your dad's your rascal, you. Yeah, we're not supposed to play it. This one's about 1934 or 5, at some time. No, no kidding. Don't show off, play a stoutin' just a little while, you know the phones right here. Well, let's take a look at our keep-tunes, and you shall hear music. That's you. Good morning. Hello, county Duffin speaking. And how are you? Well, by day. Huh? Is that a bit? Well, try. Now is the hour? Well, it's generally sung in 4x, here, but it was originally written in 3x4 time.

Yeah, that's right, bring your wallstime. Well, so I get you both women, or you both lose their stuff, right? I'm sure you're welcome. Good morning. Hi, how are you? Yes, ma'am, the theme used on quiet please is taken from the second movement of a symphony in D-Mart, and everybody says up front. I'm glad to play a little before you're just a second. Let's see. Uh, here she is. Say it by the Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra under Eugene Armady. Do you want?

Yes, this is county Duffin. No man I never lived in, that's right. Those dives have been a Zomahop. I played Viper Harfen's dial for in there in 1932. And now now in the air, hotel. Now, I'm sorry, I guess I am not your cousin. Okay, have one for me. Good morning. What? What? What? I sure I'm not there. No, I'm all alone in here. Now I've tested a little flight, so I'll bring it to a top one booth like that. But no, the engineer is upstairs and master control. Or will the only people in the station? No, I guess there's a janitor upstairs in the city of 14, he had a question off there tonight, and it's probably tested by over the stage. Stop. Well, thank you. They don't allow me to have visitors.

Besides my whites listening. Sure. Verna. No, she can't even come down to see me when I'm on the air. Well, well thanks very much. Sure. Sure. We'll have a clock, 5 a.m. All five hundred, we used to say in the maybe. Well thanks very much. Good morning. Good morning. Friends, this is your friend Connie Duffin on the talk to five. She has to play in music and the same words to you. If you can't sleep, call me up and let's talk. We talked to everybody. $9 bought tickets, police from Berger's music lovers. You know the number here that's a ring. Now for a little music, let's see what we have here. Now the mouth-brother is singing, till then, and while I sing, I'm going to have a little coffee in a cigarette, so... ...mean back, listen. Music

Will then... ...bought a gun in between for me. Till then... ...have those matter-wint. It will be one day. I know I'll be back again. Please wait. Till then... ...have those matter-wint. Will there be all the fun? I don't know. I just want to talk to you. Are you okay? Oh well, hello. I'm RBB Cannon. Hello. I didn't know there was anybody else around here. I said, Bob upstairs in the control room. I'm around every night. What's your bad day? Coffee? Yeah, you like something? Coffee's up, take the top off the fence. I should be alive.

You a new guy? No, you just said you're here every night. Yeah, I've been around here for a year. I never get around here in the day. That's why I don't know where my people... ...start to catch up with the cashier's orders. What's your zone? I brought down some news, Bunetons, to read. They don't mind what you say. They're not so easy to wear on my mobile cards. You in the newsroom? I'm fine if it's time. I haven't had this jetty everything. You know, it's my baby. And why does running down? Well, put me on. Sure. Well, friends, we've got something new for you tonight. My good friend, Herby Buchanan, has just come in with a pocket full of news flashes and while I have one more cigarette, Herby will say to you what's going on in the world. Okay, Herby Buchanan. Thank you, Connie. Definitely. Well, I have not much new in the way of international affairs.

Everybody hates everybody else just as much as they did yesterday and about as much as they will tomorrow. So let's see what's going on right here in our own fair city. You want to call it a fair city? People, police, beans, low-puzzle, be stottles to know that a murder was committed to saving only two dollars away from the Southside police station. Uvert W. Prankhite, a retired broker of 2319 West 17th Street, discovered a burglar prowling in his apartment, who shot and killed Mr. Prankhite in his bedroom. There are no clues to the murderers' identity. A taxi cab collided with a street car at the corner of Pacific Avenue and Maple Grove, killing a passenger and seriously injuring two of the passengers in the cab. The weather today, the temperature is now 52 degrees and as you know, doubt no rain is falling heavily. The correct time is 1.32 p.m. Sunday. Hey, Herby. You got the time, Royal.

Well, look at the clock, it's jerky, it's 1.02, you're a half hour ahead of time. Hello, this county Duffin. What? It's not raining. Why, Herby said. What? Okay, I will look out the window. Hold the phone. Hey, Herby. Herby. Yes, ma'am, you're right. Well, I'm sorry, Herby must have been mixed up with something. Thank you very much. Yes, ma'am. Hey, where did... Herby? Where did... This is County Duffin. I'm here. Look, the train of nuts is this. Wow, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about, sir. Making tools in a people. They might sue you. Well, what for? For goodness sake. The managers, can I read the lab work? Huh? Me? Oh, uh... Why... No, sir, that was a man from the newsroom.

We have a small man. Listen, friend, who are you? Why don't you get the justice? What do I be, Lord? Well, all right, sir, but who are... Why do you mean we're here with you, with your poor clean? I was not killed by a worker. You weren't. I mean, what? If my service had like been killed, then look here, man. I did end the public apology. Wait a minute. What? I said wait a minute. I hear somebody getting my bedroom. Wow, my daughter. Okay. Hello, this is Connie Dotha. Who? Oh, sure, good morning. And, no, sir, I don't think I do know you. Why, police? No. No, I've been here with a gang. Oh, it couldn't be. I was just talking to Mr. Crocite on the phone. Why, he's on the phone right now. I'm just waiting for him to come back. Hello, Mr. Crocite. Hello.

Hello, hello, Mr. Crocite. No. He doesn't answer. Well, wait a second. I got to put on some music. Music, for God's sake, just a radio station. Friends, here is music for you. From yours truly kind up into you, wherever you are. Music, for you.

I'm glad to be back, Lucy. You haven't changed much. I don't know if I'm falling for you, though. I know. I was once in a while. You were all for some work. I should say, though. That's not ever bad again, huh, honey? No, no. You love me. Not for life. You love me? No, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no. Let's just quiet and listen to your music. Put your arm around me. That way. I'm listening to you. I'm listening to you. What does on you? That's the radio. What? You've been away a long time, Milton. Since you and Lucy have that quarrel, and you walked out and are in the restaurant. But you know that. Listen. It's too bad, really. You're so much in love. And then this thing has to be done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And then this thing happens to break you up. Now it's great to be together.

Who is it? Happiness lasts such a little while, doesn't it? It's such a shame that you guys can't last longer. What are you talking about? I hate to have to be the one to tell you, but it's going to happen tonight. You're going to quarrel again. Well, you're not. And this time, you're not going to run out of nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. No, listen. Quiet. No, take it again. Lucy's got a gun now. And this quarrel's really going to end. That's good. That's good. That's good. Lucy. What? Have you got a gun? Have you? None. You have a gun. No, listen to me, Lucy. You've got no rights to coming this house out. It's six months since that's jumping on me.

This is my house. Maybe it is my house. This is Matt Rodgers from Los Cotrices with Matt Rodgers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Los Cotrices. Matt Rodgers and Bowen Yang. You know when people try a new food and suddenly it's like, wait. That's the reaction. A lot of people are having when they first try Cupid Mayo. It's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it in the grocery store before. And if you've ever just walked past it, some people would say it has a huge mistake. Because this mayo is different. Most mayonnaise is this whole egg. Cupid only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, and almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Eggs sandwiches, fries, burgers, some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it. And once you notice it, you start seeing it everywhere. Cuffs use it, restaurants use it. People who really care about flavor use it. Never try it, grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're at the store. Put it on just about anything, then you'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise.

This week at Barnes & Albertsons, USDA Choice Cry Tip Rose untrimmed our $5.99 for pound. Limit 4 rose with membership or applicable. And medium ripe chasso macadas are $0.99 each with membership or applicable. Plus Kellogg cereals $8.8 to $16.1 ounces, selected varieties, or peppered farm goldfish $5.98 ounces are $1.90.90 when you buy three. Limit 3 offers with membership or applicable. Visit vansor Albertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. Hey, it's Kelly Rowland. You may not know this, but I have XM. So I get how it can steal your time. But why let XM take over? When you can talk to your doctor about edgless. Ebbgliss, lubricism ablvkz, a 250 milligram per 2 milliliter injection, is a prescription medicine used to treat adults and children 12 years of age and older, who weigh at least 88 pounds for 40 kilograms with moderate to severe axiomut. Also called a topic dermatitis that is not well controlled with prescription therapies used on the skin,

or topicals, or who cannot use topical therapies. Ebbgliss can be used with or without topical corticosteroids. Don't use if you are allergic to Ebbgliss. A allergic reaction can occur that can be severe. Eye problems can occur. Tell your doctor if you have newer worsening eye problems. You should not receive a live vaccine when treated with Ebbgliss. Before starting Ebbgliss, tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection. Pay partnership with Lily. Respect your time. Ask your doctor about Ebbgliss and visit ebbgliss.com or call 1-800-LilyRX or 1-800-545-5979. You ran away from her. I had plenty of reason to run away from you. No, you think. We'll go ahead and get out now. No, no, do you think you're talking? I never asked you to come back. I don't know why I didn't. We'll get out of here already. I will not get out. You're away from me. I'll see you. I'm tired of him. It's not 2 am. Standard time. Huh? Oh, I must have been asleep. I guess you were, Connie. Hey, where did you go? Upstairs for a minute.

Yeah, you sure got me in a hassle. What do you mean? Ah, I'm talking about that guy getting killed by a burglar. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. Where's the hat? There's a good guy getting killed by a burglar. Oh, ok, ok. That and getting a time along. Well, put it in the log upstairs. What's his name? Just off to my throw tomorrow. To date. You bad. Hey, a phone call. Hello, there's Connie Duffin. Huh? The police? What? You did? I don't know. Yes, sir. I'll come in. Sure. Okay. Yep.

Listen. He did get killed by a burger. Well, all right. Huh? That's what I said, didn't I? Yeah, but haven't you been getting it on the air? Oh, yeah, sure. Well, this is your friend's friend, Johnny Duffin in his records. Now what's in my sponsor? Chappel's apples are the finest, most delicious, great big eating apple you ever sung off the bag in it. The rich are used in the treating of table and handsome hand-made baskets containing 1248 and 96 in the fire season and such an apple you have a late eyes on. Friend Waffles, play at lunch for the kids in the contact. They're genuine old-fashioned apple pie. They'll set your mouth of watering and they're just as one mother made those delicious places pies to give you. You don't toss a little bit over chappel apples because they're just as good eating apples as they are. Just say, chappel apples, please.

Do you never put apple to your there and they expect no substitute. First thing tomorrow, chappel apples. And now? Use it. I can take a jagged stick as I saw it see. The fun spot. Well, someone is it. That is what? Not if you know that, but I was going to get you. Look, down the paper. Where did that come from? But there's no room. There's no money in there, no room. That's actually the end of the end of the end of it. There shouldn't be enough this time of night. Boy, L.A. You got that off the television? How do you know it doesn't kill somebody? It is. Yeah, but how do you know? I don't even know. I don't know. I don't know what you're going to do.

That's good. I don't know. Come on, what about that taxi cab, Jackson? It'll happen anyway. You wouldn't be kidding me, God. That's me. You got a union card. An apple card. Let's see. Yeah. I don't think you know. Are you not, too? Yep. And all this county's up in your morning. Oh, hello, Bob. Yeah. I'll be good, Canada. I'll be good, Canada. I said what the American is, you understand English? That's the way it looks on the air. That's the thing that I never had any trouble with. People understanding me in the forest. That's your responsibility.

But if you're a bloodshed, maybe you're going to trouble. You're going to take your ear back to the studio. That's a deal, just listen. That's your program. The program I use, and I would be playing a funeral part this time in the morning. Don't know, March. We're playing Gene Krusma's Office number one. No, it isn't, time. Let's plot the beat. You're going to have to play the drums. You're going to have to play the drums. You're going to have to play the drums. You're going to have to play the drums. Good morning, county doffin speaking. How are you, ma'am? What? No, I just turned it off. Yeah, it's jammed, classified. There, I want you to go wild and go now. Oh, you're glad. Well, I'm sorry.

Well, man, you have no idea how rugged it is here for some reason. Everything is like you've mixed up this morning. No, I have not been tricky. I do not drink on the job. Yeah, I'm sorry, ma'am. What would you like to hear us play? A year's clock in the morning. Hang on. Here it comes. Listen, ma'am. What? What are you saying?

I have a man like him here. For this one. He's a... Can't you? Maybe I should get started up here in the morning. Oh, uh... Can't you? Maybe I should get started up here in the morning. Oh, it's not long, honey. I guess they need a little while. What are you doing? Well, wait. Listen, can't you help me get this car straightened out? No, I'm over here in a habit way. Wait, hurry up. No, I'll see you later. Oh, my heaven. I wonder if I have been at this too long. Who is this guy?

What the hell? I don't get it. Hello? Yeah, too late. Hello, sir. Don't say we're not playing games. I don't know. I know it. I'll play for you. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir? Well, if you don't like it, I want you to turn off your radio on the backup app. Oh, man. I did it. Oh, it's what's his name for that one. Oh, wow. I guess that guy comes back in here. I'm gonna beat his brain cell. I'm gonna pull out a major. Hello?

Hello, sir. Hello? Yeah. Are you gonna beat him? This herbivio canon. I'm gonna go to the music room. Oh, man. I'm gonna go to the music room. I'm gonna go to the music room. Okay. Better play it right there. Oh. Well, I'm showing you a little music. All right. I'm gonna go to the music room. Oh, man. Oh. Oh. I'm gonna go to the music room. Oh. Okay, come on. Keep that music up. Come on.

Nobody here. I thought he was. Oh, there goes the pelletite. Wow, what you... Herbert, Alguer Cannon, former announcer in this knockdown local radio station, was instantly killed in an accident in the evening when a taxi cab in which he was running, was struck by a street car at the corner of the city cab from April 12th.

I was just wondering what happened. What happened? No, I'm trying, Ernie. Herbert, what's the matter? You're dead. Huh? What is it? I got only a couple of minutes. Well, yes, but I've been to the news. Yeah, I better read to the customer. What is it? I have to hurry. It's pretty near five. Hold it. A present from the imminent death, by the well-known master of ceremonies of a popular radio record program where it can 12 to 5 this morning, was the actual preliminary to the death of Cornelius Carniz-Duffin this morning.

Hey, oh, Mr. Duffin, tell him to come as a lecture studio this morning if five o'clock is this program concluded. He died and the weight of the hospital. If five o'clock, ladies and gentlemen, open the door, I can't. Why, please, for tonight's recall, 12 to 5 is written directly by Melissa Cooper and Connie Duffin, a man who spoke to you, was Ernest Chappell. And the intruder,

herby the accountant, was none of the well-known deaths to docky and commentary there, Jack Lisskulley. That is the cast of the Connie Mepney, Marlady Jones, and Ed Latimer. Using the glass, please, I do, you lose my bile from it. No? I don't friend with a Cooper for a word with you. Nobody in this story is at all like anybody else in the world living in death. All of them spend the last of my time here and you can clearly take it. Next week's class, please, come to the restaurant. ₱1. day 8 ₱1. card ₱1. card ₱1. card ₱1. card � pudding ⦂. card ✔— card ▗ компьют � finan ▤ Software

✔ observe ✨ ✨ ✔ ✔ And so, I'm the last week at this time, ESTRO. ≥And ✔ ✔ □ I am Bradley Eur. Dennis Chappell. Quiet please come to you from New York. This is the world's largest network serving more than 450 radio stations. The new tomorrow broadcasting system.

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Limit 4 rose with membership where applicable. And medium-ripe pass avocados are 99 cents each with membership where applicable. Plus Kellogg's cereals 8.8 to 16.1 ounces, selected varieties, or peppered farm goldfish 5.9 to 8 ounces are 190-90s when you buy three. Limit 3 offers with membership where applicable. Visit vons or Albertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. At Verbo, we understand that even the best of plans sometimes need a little support. So we plan for the plot twist. Every booking is automatically backed by our Verbo care guarantee, giving you confidence from the very start. Whenever you need help, it's ready. Before you're stay through the moments in between and after your trip. Because a great trip starts with peace of mind. And maybe a good playlist. But we've got the peace of mind part covered.

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