Resistance Brief 3.20.26

I'm Vic Myers. Welcome to the Resistance. Folks, Republican politicians all across America

at every level are telling the same lie. They're saying that we need the SAV Act to make

sure that only citizens are voting. The implication being that too many non-citizens are voting

and messing up our elections. Well, now suppose I was a corn farmer in between 1982 and

2025, I grew about 2.4 billion stocks of corn, which coincidentally is the same number of votes

cast in federal elections between 1982 and 2025. Now, all those years that I was growing corn,

I was keeping meticulous studies of the Beasel bug and how it was damaging microbes.

And my meticulous records show that out of 2.4 billion stocks of corn, 1,620,

or about 600,000 of 1 percent of my crop were damaged by the Beasel bug. And what if I told you that

out of those 1,620 Beasel bug stocks, 99 of the Beasel bugs in question were a special kind of

Beasel bug known as the Alienus Beasel bug. That means about 4 millionths of 1 percent

of my corn stocks over a period of 43 years were harmed by the Alienus Beasel bug.

And now, because of 4 millionths of 1 percent or 99 out of 2.4 billion stocks, I need to take

drastic action. I'm growing about 125 millionths of corn for every harvest, corn that comes

in different colors and types. But I want to make sure a particular type of corn, sweet white corn

dominates the crop. I can seriously reduce the number of non-sweet white corn stocks,

if I use those 99 Alienus Beasel bugs to justify making it harder for those other

corn to grow. In the end, I'll only have sweet white corn in the harvest. That's a lot fewer

stocks of corn, but that's what I've always wanted anyway. In fact, I even rode a plan for it in my

book that I rode at night. I called it Project 2025. And that was a hypothetical situation,

but it lines up with a real life situation. Because you see, the Heritage Foundation has

tracked voter fraud since 1982. Out of about 2.4 billion votes cast, or stocks of corn, if you will,

1,620 confirmed cases of voter fraud or Beasel bugs. And out of those 1,620 cases, only 99 of them

were non-citizens. 99 43 years, 2.4 billion votes. This is Heritage Foundation data from their

website. They know there isn't a problem with non-citizen voting, or Alienus Beasel bug if you

will, but they wrote Project 2025. And in it, they call for federal control of elections, aggressive

policing of voter roles, using the DOJ to go after voter registration efforts, and going after

voter fraud. Even though their own data says that it's not a thing.

Well, if the Alienus Beasel bug isn't a problem, why are they working so hard to eradicate it?

Why are they intent on keeping the other varieties of corn from growing?

Our reckon it's because they only want sweet white corn to grow, and they only want enough

of the female plants to ensure fertilization. Just another reason why we shouldn't vote for

any Republican anywhere, because they're all telling the same lie, and why. Think about it.

Thanks for listening. Good day.