Riff 16

Sound Bites

"I'm actually... You can't see the sweat, but I've got two little sweat marks on my shirt."
"I brought the incredibly funny Lisa Gilbert who has a Dry Bar special out and what's it called? All the Time Tired."
"No outside carry-in food, drink or ice cream products. That's literally what it said."
"That sounds like barbaric to me. That sounds like something that you wouldn't need to do in modern times, Brian."
"Yeah, I like it. I'm a fan. I get that in the sushi, so."
"He misses a lot of spots, so I still have a lot of work to do, but it's still helpful."
"Santa's dead."
"The responsibility of my kids still believing in Santa or not is not mine as a parent. It's not for me to tell them. I'm not going to have blood on my hands. It is all the kids on the playground."
"I'm not signing for a fake guy anymore."