S1000 Ep 5 Sir Robert Helpmann to be Canonized by the Brians

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No thanks to Pope Francis the bastard, the Brians have taken upon themselves to elevate Australia's greatest thespian and racontuer, Sir Robert Helpmann to the status of Supreme Saint and God Person. 

This event, totally sanctioned by the Vatican's Complete for Profit Committee will be broadcast across the universe on the Pay For View Crystal Wireless Network.

The event will begin by Brian and Brian desecrating Bob's grave, and conclude with the firing of the corpse out of a cannon into the side of the Shitney Opera House.