S24 Ep11 Hot Crossed Viagra, Fresh From the Vatican Bakery

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The Brians have been called upon once again to stimulate Pope Francis and his satanic empire. A new marketing campaign will bring the Catatonic Church in line with modern thinking, plunging it into the Dark Ages where it had it proudest and cruelest successes. 

Select individuals will be pulled from the crowd under the Papal balcony this Easter and nailed to buses, donkey drawn vehicles and bicycles all over Rome, just like the good old days.

In return for this glorious service the Brians will be rewarded with another sainthood and a seat on the board of the Catholic Nailing Committee. Hammers in hand and six inch nails at the ready, the Brians will be getting in some practice at the local children's  petting zoo on level 56 at the Bungle Jungle for the next 2 weeks.

Get your half-priced scourging and spikey hats now before supplies run out.
Remember, free inquisitions for pensioners and nudists on Thursdays.....

and we  chained Barry to an iceberg for wrecking this weeks audio again.