Side Stories: A Fortnight at Bernies w/ Carolina Hidalgo

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1:02This is the last podcast on the left. Side stories? That's when the cannon blow some started. Side stories? Yes. Yeah. Dude went and saw that resident evil last night. Yeah, you like it? Doctor, doctor, give me the news dude. It is good, right? Of course, it looks great. It is a video game movie. Like it is the first video game movie that like is a video game. I love this. We're not being paid or being asked to push this movie by the way. I really love this fucking movie. It is fun. It's not. I mean, like some people will be scared of it because it's very gory and there's monsters. Yeah, but it's an action movie. Yeah, but also like, yeah, that's the whole point. It's resident evil. Why would you show up to a resident evil movie if you didn't think there wasn't going to be monsters or things getting shot and things that mean scary and and and and sneaking around? It is like a gameplay.

2:02That's awesome. I feel like they could do the movie again with the same character and it could be completely different because it feels like a gameplay. I believe that was the goal. I'm excited to see it. Dude, it's fucking awesome. It's bloody as shit. Fucking everyone gets killed. If this I went shows up, they dead. I'll tell you what though. I don't know if it will hold a candle to pumpkin head too. Ooh, I don't know about pumpkin head. That's what I watched yesterday was pumpkin head too, which is probably I'm going to say the best movie ever made. Oh, really? So I think that I don't watch it tonight. I don't want to spoil it. I don't want to spoil it for you. It's so moving and audacious. And the movie insists upon itself. You know what I did for Resident Evil that I should do for pumpkin head too, but I don't think it's going to be an option. Jerk off before you go so you can focus. No, no, no, no, I do it during the screen X. The three-sided screen. Oh, no, why? Yeah, I figured I'd try it out. I'm like, if any movie might be funny, I'm like, no, that's my big one of my completely not made for it.

3:06That's my gripe. That's my, get Henry trademark Henry gripe. Yeah, Henry gripe right here right now. Yeah. Don't change the screens on me. Yeah, don't I don't need to care moving around. I don't need all this kind of sensation going on. I didn't enjoy it. I have to say I'm never going to see another movie like that. That's my old man. That's an old man sentiment I have. Well, I don't think anyone enjoyed it to be honest with you. I just heard people complaining as they left. It's because they just kind of like spread the edges of the movie off onto the walls. Yeah, stupid. And it's like blurry. Yeah, what's the point? It's very, and they have to like shut it off on certain scenes. They're like, no, we actually need you to concentrate. This is stupid. That's so stupid. I saw back rooms in 40X. And it was so cool. What do you mean back rooms in 40X? That's what happens. It was so cool. I love the movie, but there's not like anything that happens in back rooms that require you to be jostled back and forth. You got to see it. I was put in a run. I'm fine. I like my chair for me to be sad upon in which I'm just watching the movie. Life is distracting enough. If the movie was specifically made for the three screens, I could be into it, maybe.

4:08The phone is already saying don't watch the movie. The phone is just sitting hot in my pocket going, don't watch the movie. Look at pornography. Look at what they're saying. Don't you want to see it with the same? Don't you want to check the news? Don't you want to see it with the news? Yeah, no, it's hard, man. Alrighty. So I don't need all this distraction. I just want to be able to jerk off in a movie theater in peace. Like, because that's the whole thing. If I'm in the 40X and I'm shifting back and forth and I'm a little jay and off because it got a nice jay law scene going on, I don't want to shoot it all over the knees of the person next to me or the back of the person in front of you. Thank you, Eddie. Welcome to Side Stories. You guys see the guy who maced the crew, the whole crowd. No, we're getting into it. Oh, yeah. Don't get ahead of me. Don't get ahead of me. Don't fuck with my movie theater. I went back regardless of the maced man. But whatever, it's a hero and you also follow the rules. So it's not your fault. So here we go. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Soprowski. I'm sitting here with the very entertained Ed Larson. I am happy with my decisions. And it's really good. Did Julie like it?

5:08Julie loved it. We had a great time. It was, it was, it was bait for both of us. It's just fun. Great. It's just a fucking blast. Weapons is scary. This movie's a fucking blast. Set Khriger. Give him $10. Give me $10. I want my money back. Give him his money back for the promo. For the promo. Give him his money back. We're going to go to a, we know where he lives now. So we're going to go find him at his house. I'm going to find you. I'm just going to see if you hug and thank you for making this a cool movie. And then we're going to grab a chin and say make sure you give us every script. We want to read everything that we do. We want to be in your home. We want to be on your set. We want to be in your life. We want to have sex with your wife. We want to raise your children. I want to be a Khriger. We're going to get, make that happen. Can I be a Khriger? Yep. I'm just going to change my name. Yeah. I don't think you can stop me actually. You're fucks that Khriger. Yeah, fucks that. Yeah, you're fucks that dude. I'm going to go legally change my name to Khriger. I'm going to go to the next one. Fuck you. Just like Christopher Nolan. Eat shit. You could be Nolan. I'm Christopher Nolan. You could make change your full name to Christopher Nolan. I'm Christopher Nolan. I'm Christopher Nolan now. Start directing movies. Yeah, absolutely. But like we're doing, you know what we're doing my favorite.

6:10We're doing weekend at Bernice. We're revamping weekend at Bernice. Except this time, whole week. Wow. Fortnite at Bernice. So here we go. So here we go. We have a lot of updates. I first thing I want to hit is on first of all, our favorite guy here, Braden, also known as clavicular has finally been charged with rape and drugging a woman. It has been a long time coming. He has been very much bragging about his crimes all over the internet. We nice time we covered him. He had overdosed. And for those of you who don't know, clavicular slash Braden, his name is fucking Braden. He is a looks Maxer, which is this thing that's a poisonous thing that they're giving a little boys on the internet, which is their smash and their bones and their face. They're doing all sorts of injections. They're taking their bones out there. Doing all sorts of weird experimental health things to themselves to make them look like very pointy skeletons. He's a cancer on society. He's a cancer on society and hopefully soon he will be a cancer in jail.

7:11But we will find out that because we've been knowing clavicular is cruising for a reason for a while. We've been calling here on side stories waiting for the day, knowing for a fact that Braden was going to commit a crime. Yeah, well, I mean, this shit's been, this happened over a year ago. Yep. And it's now taken this. It's taken a while for the charges to build. He got an underage woman, an underage girl, 17 years old. A girl. A girl. Yeah, you're right. Your girl. She was drunk and he had sex with her. Yep. And then he injected her face with some bullshit all on camera. Yep. And then he forced himself on her again and now she's pressing charges. Good. And I think that's, and I hopefully, and I wish her strength because I know that this is an extremely difficult protest. And I hope that she is all right going through this. And I hope clavicular will see his day in jail. Yeah. And there being, of course, his whole team is being fucking horrible about it. It took you three months to mention this. Yeah, of course. Because it's extremely hot, bro. Because it's extremely traumatizing and you're a fucking multimillionaire with access to whatever lawyer that you could have access to.

8:13So it's, that's why they're afraid because you, that's why he rapes a nobody. Unfortunately, and I don't mean that in a bad way. I'm just saying that's why he rapes a girl because then he can get away with it. You notice he didn't do it to another influencer. Yeah. Well, he's also been in the past. He's gotten in trouble for making women fight on camera. No, he's not. He's a bad person. He's a bad person. Yeah, he's a bad person. That OD should have wiped him out, but it didn't. So I mean, but we wish him the best here. Ha. Because it's all still a legend. So just so you know, James Vlasikus, part of the Snowtown murder crew, he has also being released, but we knew that for a fact. He's the young one, the one who was abused by his brother. Yeah, it's kind of like talked into the whole thing. If anyone should be released, I think he is the guy. He was already in the mail. He was getting released. They had been talking about this for a while, which just finally happened 25 or 26 years, something like that and then they, so he is now, he's going to be out. I think it's interesting. You know, recently too, another person, this is another update for us that we didn't cover

9:14really, but Paul Bernardo is also up for, for a whole, for those of you that don't know. Is that again? It might not be aware. Paul Bernardo is a part of the, what it's became known as the Ken and Barbie murderers in Canada. They did horrific crimes. Well, Paul Bernardo and Carla, homoka, they were a team and they raped and murdered a bunch of girls together and also her sister, Carla, homo, sister, and eventually what would happen is that Carla, homoka walked. So now she's like being kicked out from place to place in Canada as they discover her real identity because she's hidden her identity and she's kind of warmed her way in a bunch of mommy groups in these little towns in Canada and they find her and they kick her out and she moves on to the next town essentially. Isolate yourself. No, it's because there's, she's a fucking psychopath. You probably should have been in jail. Paul Bernardo though is now up for parole and I doubt he's going anywhere, but Canada can surprise you. Yeah, you know, they like to lay it. They just delayed it.

10:14Oh, they just delayed the parole here and good. Good, good, good, good, good. Paul Bernardo and I would say yes, I'm criminal of many different things. I would say his worst crime of all though is attempt at wrapping. He did an entire thing. You should have heard, you should have heard his whole like, I'm, I'm Paul Bernardo and I'm here to say I wrap in a Canadian way. Oh no. Yeah. I feel like good music. I feel like if you enjoy good music, it keeps you from doing crimes. Oh, you thought you were talking about Canadians in general. I'm talking about just murder or something. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes except for Dennis Nilsson. Do you think James Folaskass, how do you say his name? Folaskass. Folaskass, I'd say? Folaskass. Folaskass. Folaskass. Do you think he's ever going to go to a live concert? I mean, if I was live, if I was live and I'm not, but if I was live, I invite him every day to every tour and be like, hey, listen, let me make it up to you. We want to redo the songs for you.

11:16Is live on tour? Yeah, with four non-blans. Whoa. Are they going? Whoa, they're going to Australia. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, dude. This is what I'm fucking talking about. Oh my god, are they going to Adelaide? Oh, and Stone Temple pilots. No fucking way, dude. Oh my god. Yeah, they're going to Adelaide. They're going right to Radlaid. Oh my god, we need to. All right. Let's go to the ticket. It's my ticket. Let's fucking have him say I'm sorry. Is this bad? Let's send him to the meet and greet. Send him to the meet and greet. Oh my god, let's go to this parole officer. He's giving me like, you know what, you know what, it's like, it's just got to be amazing for him. Just in time. Like, it's called the Justin Time tour. No, I'm saying he's Justin. He's not Justin Time. That's amazing. You can go see him live, dude. Oh my god. You've always wanted to. That's amazing. Wow. God, I want to see this show. Honestly, it's a great tour. It does look like a lot of fun in Australia. Oh, man. I'd fly to Australia to go see live for non-blonds and stone temple pilots.

12:18And my wife won't go. I'd like about eight of those songs, I think. Dude, you'd be surprised. Seven. You're not picking SDP? I love SDP, but Scott Wyland's dead. The AIC, that's first SDP right below it. Allison Chains is AIC. Yep, okay. Okay. That's what I view it. That's my uncle's state. That's my, that's my link. That's my rank right now. Yeah, I mean, of course, Allison Chains is better than stone temple pilots. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I do like, but now without Scott Wyland, who knows? But I'm certainly found a guy that sounds just like him. Yeah. Could have been me. Wow. Yeah, it's getting enough. Yeah. You don't have to draw too much enough. You need to have a thinner waist and a better belly button. I miss him. Jeff Gut is the new singer. Oh, Jeff Gut. Oh, buddy. Good for you. You know, it's better. He got a gig. It's kind of funny because it reminds me of the director of Pumpkin Ed too, Jeff Burr.

13:18Oh. I don't want to refuse his talent to this have you. I, we're covering Pissin' You Know, it's a Pumpkin Ed thing. It's for movie stories. Go check it out. It's over on Patreon. Yeah, October is going to be our movie month over there. Movie stories. We're going to a good time. Our speaking of horror month. This is just another quick update because we're not getting into this right now because we are going to do an entire series on the story just so you know, also guess who's sniffing around our daddy. Netflix is sniffing around this story as well. Oh, really? Yeah, they've been asking people that are connected to this case for interviews already. RC Horses. The Philadelphia pornographer slash whatever you want to call up. He doesn't have a bad man name yet. No, no, he does not have a villain name yet. He's probably the Kensington Killer, the Kensington Horror House. It's actually outside of Kensington in Philadelphia. He wore an eye patch. For those of you who don't know, his son Eugene, her horse, was arrested on getting a drug

14:21charges. All this kind of shit they began to investigate the house he was living in where he lived. Mr. Horses. Mr. Horses, you're all that's great. That's great. That's a shitty name he deserves. Yeah, of course. Of course. It's Horses, right? You know, that's a good one. But because he's very obviously a rapist of murder by his face, that's the worst part. Again, we want you to cover this last time about sad that he just looks scary and then is scary. I like somebody that it's the opposite. Oh, man. It's a never judge a book by the cover, but like the book is just like filled with the word rate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the rate manual. You got to want to read it for you. You really don't want to read it. They're really, oh, actually, oh, it is what it says it is. And so this is a, it's like every ball fair open film. So this, there is a bunch of updates. And we really don't want to get into all of the updates because of just how thick it is. And we don't want to mess it up. And we're going to do an entire episode on this just so you know, it's looking like there

15:23is evidence of another snuff film. Of course, there is at least evidence of their saying right now. They're saying up to five dead people. You know, I mean, who know? Well, fucking who knows? It's just all over the place. Are there 60 missing women attached to the building? Yes, there are women that were because part of what he used to do was that he used to take, quote unquote, take pictures or do quote unquote art projects with homeless women. Yeah. And so a lot of them went missing. So we don't really know yet if it was him or just don't know. But I did find out that Eugene had the local nickname of jizz. Oh, no. I got that from a, uh, from a listener that said that he got a local nickname was jizz because of his dad. Oh, no. So his dad was a pornographer. So everybody called Eugene Jizz because he is his dad's jizz. And so that's how he referred to his son. I don't know if it's that logical. I just, he's just straight up called. You my jizz. Hey, Jizz. Yeah.

16:24You dad make jizz? Man. So I've been listening to this new artist from New Orleans named Flagboy Gizz. And I thought for a while it was Flagboy Jizz. And then I started listening to his music more. There's nothing jizzy about this. Yeah. And then he mentioned himself as Gizz. And I'm like, oh my god. Thank God I didn't make that mistake because he's always also rapid about killing people a lot. And so I'm glad I didn't accidentally meet him. Be like, hey, Mr. Jizz. Hello, Mr. Jizz. What you call me? My father was Mr. Jizz. Yeah. But you call me Randy. Dude, look at this guy. Tell me you don't love him immediately. Oh, that's this is the guy. That's Flagboy Gizz. What is this? Dude, we outsized this like the best song ever. This is fucking new album. Gunfight, dude. That's why the album is called Gunfight. The song Gunfight is fucking. He's incredible. He's incredible. He's a martyred. It's good. Have you been listening? I've heard it. I've heard it. I've heard it. I've heard it. It did. Okay. Good, good, good. Because I go on. I like his head. It's a fucking, it's a lifestyle.

17:26It's like, I'm liking that act. New Orleans vibes, you know? Where did you get that, Mr. Jizz? Yes. We're gonna get his killed. He was the Mr. Jizz. My question is, how many exotic books have to be executed? It's obviously, and I don't even know if you can find him. Dude, he's covered in, he's covered in pests. Dude, I'm telling you that man will kill all of us. I love him. I love him. I want him on the show. Hell yeah. Super Sunday goes. He's stay away from him. Flat one. No, I don't want everything. I love him though. I love this attitude. I gotta hear the song. I wasn't the prettiest. He's the prettiest. It's rap. It's like rap hip-hop. It's New Orleans music. New Orleans is, you also are. Well, you are. It's like it's everything. You are the number one. If there was a person who likes Zydeco and Nola style music, you're like the person who likes it the most. Who is not an older, creole woman from Nola. Like you have the taste of a witch doctor from the swamp.

18:30You love this. You just love New Orleans music. I will say this is the one time Amber shared music with me and I didn't hate it. Wow. And I actually am kind of obsessed with this. That's incredible. My problem with Nola music truly is that it kind of feels like how like blues feels to me sometimes where it's so state specific. Like when I hear New Orleans music and I'm not in New Orleans, it makes me really fucking sad. Really? Yeah, because I'm not in New Orleans. I'm telling you you don't love this shit. No, it's good. Woo. No, it's good. That is really good. I'm excited for it. We're like, Ed's taste is getting smoother and my taste is getting jangler. Yeah. Because I feel like you're getting smoother and I'm adding even more jangles. I've been getting really into more kind of jangling music. Yeah, I've been cutting out white people in music in my free time. So there's a white genocide happening on your Spotify. I will go see a white man live play music. But as far as like listening to it in my free time, you get the fuck out of my head.

19:32I'm fine. If I'm listening to a white man, it's Henry's a brosky. Thank you. And I'm the only white man you need. And guess what? You don't swear about that. I'm even white. I'm Polish. We know that. That's why I like it. I'll know that I ain't white. You know I'm Polish. You know who is white. Jim Thornton. Now, talking about a white guy. Private eyes. I want to hire a private investigator. Some folks in the best. ABC Tuesdays. TV's hottest PI is back. Are you sure you ready to take on a serial killer? It's like a dozen more likely explanations other than serial killer. All right. Maybe none it does. In Florida, crime has no offseason. I just heard you were shot at today with a rocket launcher. Well missed. RJ Decker. Tuesday's 10-night Central on ABC. Next day on Hulu. This podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is an all-in-one website platform that helps you stand out online.

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23:35Literally the easiest job in the whole fucking world had the whole world in his pocket because all he had to do was read from a sheet of paper with his big fat. Dumb ass head flopping back and forth that is all he had to do and do nothing else. That is all he had to do was just do that. Do charity runs and go the fuck home. That's all you had to do Jim. You fucking pervert. But let's bring this back. So Jim Thornton was on a plane. He was on American Airlines plane. I'm going to throw them under the bus because they're the worst of all them. I mean, you know, United exact. I will say they I was on American Airlines flight the other day and they were very nice to me. Good. They were very nice. They were dealt with people but they didn't spank me or nothing. No, I get good. And so Jim Thornton was on American Airlines. Of course on American Airlines. They allow this. They like this. And so he was on a website called Lifeline.chat in which he was just type in tippy-typing, tippy-typing away, right?

24:38And with that turned out to be was a chat site that was ostensibly for pedophiles struggling with their identity. And people struggling with pedophilia. But it turns out it was more of a celebration because it was an entire website of people just talking about how great it was. That they were pedophiles and how much they wanted to have sex with little boys. And a lot of it was it was all written down and there was another website that is connected to a thing called Boy Moment and another one called Boy Life that all have a lot of CSAM on it called Covered and Poor, right? He's just looking at this on a fucking plane. So he he was typing it and Jim Thornton's excuse was, hey, I had a family member that committed suicide. I like to spend time, my own personal time, in these various forums where people talk about suicide ideation and I want to talk them down and like that's what I do. That's how I give. I give and a give and a give and a give and a give and a give.

25:39Was his family member a self identifying pedophile? No, he is. So he Jim Thornton, no, of course not. No, it said nothing to do with this. So no, it's all fake Eddie. No, that is fake. It's not real because that's what the excuse he said. He said that to the police when they called the police. I guess the someone told the captain while they were on the plane that there's a man on a pedophile website just fucking tippity typing away. They told the captain who called the police who met Jim Thornton when they landed. They looked at all the stuff. Jim Thornton fed him the line saying, I just accidentally wandered into this website and they took me about the entire flight for me to realize, oh my god, this is about pedophilia. This is insane. And so they just let him go because I don't think they wanted to deal with it. They didn't have the resources to deal with it. They needed to get a search warrant for his laptop. They wouldn't do lots of stuff. Normally these types of bus they take a long time. You have to build up a lot of evidence, right? Because they're very difficult to catch.

26:39So the internet went ahead and did that for them. So because immediately he went to Wheel of Fortune. Wheel of Fortune that seems to have far more access to massive investigative efforts. They fired him immediately because I think what they found was this stuff, which is what we're about to talk about. So this is still all alleged. We don't know if this is indeed Jim Thornton. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to say this right now. We don't know. Is it really close? Yes. So this came from a, there's two sources. One is from a website called gpatricksec.com, which was just like it's like a blog site in which these guys have been, this one guy, gpatrick has been investigating pedophile networks. Okay. Because as we've talked about before, pedophiles have to work in, they have to work in a network. And don't deserve a moment of peace. No. And they, when they have to work in a network, there is no, the individual loan acting pedophile is a story that the police tell you.

27:48Because largely these, these networks are really hard to get. And this is specifically hard to pin down because it's about finding out whether or not they actually used CSAM, whether Jim Thornton had CSAM and shared CSAM. Yeah. And that is all, you have to find all that stuff out because if they are just talking, they technically, as discussing as it is, they can talk, yes, about these horrific things. It is for you speech. They are allowed to talk about these horrific things. Does it mean that you will continue to be the announcer for wheel of fortune? Certainly not. No, because it looks bad because they already kept Pat SayJack, who's a monster? Was he a monster? Yeah. What do you do? I mean, he's a fucking alcoholic, mega, every level of fucking monster. He terrorized Vanna White. Really? Yeah. But they just kept them. Man, Vanna White has had like a great slash disturbing career. I love poor Vanna White. She deserved that role, dude.

28:51She should have had it. But also, at the same time, fucking, I hope that wherever Vanna White is right now, I mean, she's a million or many times over. She's just loving life and she's so happy. She doesn't deal with any of these creeps anymore. And she just, she needs to do with Tina Turner, did we remember when Tina Turner, she retired her Swiss L.A. with the millionaire. She married. And then they went to go interview her the year before her death. And she said, I'm tired of entertaining other people. I live my whole life, I'm people now I'm 11, but Dana. And I was like, that's who were you want to be, Vanna? So this guy, so look into this research on your own, I would say. So G Patrick wrote this little blog, blog things about the letter G Patrick. And then another guy named Slieboy, then I'm particularly like a name of the channel, but they put a lot of stuff together. So one of the things they put together was that he was posting all over these websites. This is what I'm going to start with so I could say why they even think it might be Jim Thornton posting all these. So we know that the website on Lifeline.chat where he was on he was typing under a specific non-degare, a called Nicholas B 77.

30:00So they track that on this, these, these things, but it's now he was Nicholas B 77 on Lifeline.chat, but they found the same account linked to an account called little Nikki on boy moment. Now here are some of the data points that little Nikki has posted about. He is he said that his birthday is March 8th. Jim Thornton's birthday is March 8th. He has said that he has a son type one diabetes who is diagnosed to 12. Jim Thornton son Sam was has diagnosed with type one diabetes. Wow. Jim Thornton the little Nikki has said that they are fluent in Spanish learned at 15 an ear for mimicry and has some German. Jim Thornton has a linguistics degree Marshall University study study German and Spanish. The little Nikki said his job was a broadcaster worked early mornings for years. I dreamed that worked a job. He's dreamed of since he was a kid union and pension coming out coming out would be a career killer.

31:00So they are saying these are guys that are saying being a pedophile is normal. That's a key to all of this. These are guys that are trying to say that pedophiles are not only normal, but a lot of times are evolved human beings that understand a little bit more than the rest of us. Yes. They they claim that they they understand that they what they believe it what they are attracted to is wrong. Yep. And well, no, they think it's society. No, no, unwronged and wrong completely wrong. Eddie, they think that society is wrong and can't understand that pedophilia is as old as children. And that we should be allowed because Aristotle did it. Right. And so he's I know that there are check groups of pedophiles who get together non practicing pedophiles that get together and kind of commiserate together to be like, hey, let's not do this. I do know that exists. I'm not a spokesman for pedophiles. You're not it, but I will say he wants to be he says he wants to be though. So all this goes back to that. It's good that they are in a place. No, I don't think so. I think that so. No, I think that pedophilia is a virus amongst human DNA that is meant to eliminate those people.

32:10I personally believe that pedophilia is a anybody that's non practicing, quote, unquote, a non practicing pedophile. I'm going to get a lot of emails about this. I couldn't fucking care less. It's kind of like being a cook says saying your comedian and sitting in your room and doing jokes at the wall for nobody. What is going to eventually happen? You're going to take jokes outside because you're sick people not hearing jokes. Yeah. So I think that non practicing pedophiles are just practicing to practice. Okay. That is my that is my view. So I just think that all of that is a fucking because how long are you going to deny your true self? It's not what happens. It doesn't happen. I like the air from a therapist on this because I'm very introduced. Please, please. I'm source of your glgmail.com. You know I love hearing all perspectives. I've heard this perspective before. This is my version of conservatism. I agree with you. That is my version of conversion. I think that they should all just be killed. But yeah, the can't do that. You've got to cook the dick and balsa. Yeah, but we're not allowed to. We should. I know, but we're not allowed. I will, you know, I'm just saying that's my opinion. So this guy is so that's where all this comes from.

33:20That's the base of this is that they are attaching all this together. They're pretty certain it's the sky. And what I do think is really interesting is some of the quotes attributed to Jim Thornton that have now come out. So we saw last week. We talked about him talking about how he loved that the Burbank golden growls of jet. It is an absolute boy. Fei, right? Yeah. And so now this is what we now know about Jim Thornton. If this is indeed little Nikki. And so we're not saying it is allegedly. It might be. But these are the things that little Nikki said. I'm a pedophile. So I'm an inherently nice guy. I'm a diaper lover's unite. I have been a diaper lover for as long as I can remember even at age six. I remember getting sexually turned on by wearing a diaper. Whatever the reason I love wearing them. And I love little boys and diapers. So hold on. I don't have any memories from six. Yeah, he had a lot of memories getting hard in a diaper. Yeah, he was hard by four himself. Also, that's how corny he was. Still in a diaper at six. That's not very popular. No, it's because my mom. He did it as an

34:23auntie. His mommy did it. We cut this a lot. His mommy did it as a punishment because he was a bedwitter. And so he said, Oh, but now to this day, I keep pamper's good nights excels on hand for fun, which fit my 32 waist. It's a little skimpy, but still kind of cushy wear counts. Now, we should measure his waist to make sure that lines up as well. I honestly think that that's a lot of cost to her. He's a 38. Boy should be naked all the time. Let's just say it. But seeing a boy wearing clothes is kind of like gift wrapping on a present. It leaves something fun to the imagination. So I love the packaging, if you will. For example, Levi's blue jeans on a little guy or so hot, but more revealing garments can ignite my imagination. So like undies, swim trunks, and especially clingy thing cloth sweatpants. It doesn't ignite your imagination. There's less. So if anything, your imagination should be ignited by more clothes. Something like that has me undressing a boy with my eyes. I love to do that in places like the grocery store or the airport.

35:28And the thought police can take a long walk of a short catwalk. I've had, I wish I had enough money to do a reboot of Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Oh, geez. This time on a private island. Lots of boys running around scantily clad free rides, cotton candy hot dogs, root beer on tap, plenty of swimming, lounging on the Chakuzi and having fun all day and all night. Oh my god. Do I think it's wrong to compare the persecution of benefiples today to that of the Jews at Nazi Germany? No, not at all. And history reveals other examples. It was the same way America dealt with the fear at mistrust of blacks after slavery ended. Oh, again, I didn't say these things. These are not my opinions. These are little nicky's opinions. So no results for Jim Thornton on the Epstein list. So just so you know, again, all of this is a legend. We don't know if this is Jim Thornton.

36:28Sounds a heck of a lot like him. There's actually audio clips on here that I'm probably not going to play because I've met that might be a step too far for us legally. But there are audio clips in these that little sub stack thing that talks about it is Jim Thornton obviously because he's a announcer. He's a professional speaker into a microphone that has a bombastic voice. And you hear him talk. He does interviews with other pedophiles on boy moment, which he has been an admin of little nicky's been an admin of this whole time. Right. And so he did interviews with pedophiles all commiserating about how difficult their life is. And it's all just them just talking about like nobody gets us. Nobody wants to understand the true romance of harnessing the love and eroticism of a little tight boy. Oh, God. God damn it. He says that he would people brought kids to work. He was sizing up. Yeah, no, that's the other thing. He said like people were bringing their kids like contestants brought their kids and he was turned on by the kids.

37:33You know, God. Yeah, when it comes down to it, I hope they cancel the whole fucking show. Honestly, we don't need it. We don't need it. I think we can move on. It really is. I think I even fortunate. I don't even really care. They make it more than a hundred grand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like at most 200 grand. You can't even lose a lot of that to tax. There's a lot of it. You got to wait for it. A lot of people who've been on game shows is actually a huge pain in the ass. Yeah, no prizes and stuff. So just so you know, again, all of this alleged. He hasn't been arrested for these crimes. We don't know if he has anything. We don't have access to anything. It's just seeming like he was super, super, super confident and very. He loved being a pedophile. And I think that that's really nice in a way that he could love himself and he didn't experience any of that guilt. I have an idea. I have a plan. I have an idea. Jim Thornton gone. He's out. Fuck it. The new announcer. They haven't really I can't find out who the name of the new announcer. No, maybe he's hiding. Maybe he's laying low.

38:33But a lot of people don't like it. A lot of people claiming it's AI. A lot of people saying it's not good. It's got no personality. It's got no depth. Where's Jim Thornton? Are you ready for this pitch? I want to make an audio. I'll produce this. You don't you don't have to do this. I want to make an audio audition for hold the McNleady be the new announcer for Wheel of Fortune. We should do this. Yeah, I think I think we should just like we'll do this on the show. We should do this. Let's get it ready for next week. I love this. And let's get hold of it. I said him up an example of scripts that he needs to read. Yeah, like about vacations and you know get prizes. Yeah, prizes and then little short bios of contestants. Yeah, I think this is a really good idea. I want to see what holding can bring to the table. He has a booming voice. The one thing he has is a booming voice. Yeah, it's very distinct voice. Extremely distinct. I feel like hold and McNleady can be the one person who comes out on top from this whole situation.

39:33And wouldn't that be a miracle? Wouldn't that be a miracle? Just another little miracle that we can keep in your pocket. That's right. So let's, I mean, honestly, I think that we can. That's not a bad idea. We're doing. We could off hold and on ABC. I think it's ABC. I think and take him. Yeah. And then I can stop paying him. I mean, this could be amazing. So we're going to start a ring John him. Yeah, that's what this is. Yeah, this is the stuttering John. He's just the stuttering John. Yeah, he got the announcer for Jay Leno. This is a great idea. Yeah, this is the stuttering. This is how we're stirring up. A precedent has been set. Yes, we're doing this. All right. We're going to get him on the show. I bet you would say I I bet you at some point. They're like, we're not having another fucking pervert in there. Don't fuck that shit. I don't care if it goes Cantonese. I don't care if the AI starts saying racist shit. All right. We already had a racist in years. He was past say Jack. All right. Whatever the AI is going to say, that's a jack's going to say fucking. He probably said 10 times worse. Got no. What he said, the van. You know, I mean, God fucking knows what bad say Jack said, the van. Of course, they don't care if the AI announcer hallucinates. Oh, man. The secrets that woman has. No, she knows she just keeps those letters. Turns us back.

40:44So we got actually this is another update. Yeah. So I want to talk about this. This story is God, I love a crying man. This is for those of you that don't remember, we covered this in the very beginning of when this first story first popped out Caleb Flynn, former American Idol contestant. I guess he was in a very first season. You know, it's a weird thing because at this point, there has to be two million former American Idol contestants. Some of them are going to have to kill some of them are going to kill somebody. We're really starting to see that come to the head now and I like that. Yeah. Because they also literally one out of a million. Well, I've already had there's been two massive crimes attached to worst cooks in America. Interesting. Well, the winner of one murderer baby. Um, then they are food. No, no, no, no, no, that's what my mom tried to do. Long, long, long game. Yeah.

41:46But no, no, she did just straight up kill the baby at an neglect. And then there was another crime. Go over the other crime was attached to top to worst cooks, but it's kind of amazing. Yeah, but I think there's going to be more American Idol murderers. I hope so. There's too many of them. So Caleb Flynn. He has currently been arrested for murdering his wife. And while his two children were sleeping in the other room, he shot her two times in the head. And she, she would like this whole thing was because obviously he was very, very embarrassed about the affair that is being revealed in the trial. Of course, Caleb Flynn. When he would all this happened, he sobbed. And he was just like, my wife will shot and sleep my home in Vegas. This is what I want to say straight up. Home invaders. Very rarely are going to kill you. For the most part, they want your stuff. For the most part, they're going to wait until you're gone. Right. This is this is Caleb Flynn singing hallelujah. Okay.

42:51So he made a whole thing that these assassins came into their home and shot his wife in the head while she was asleep because of course, she's a part of the cartels. But she was sent by Simon. Call what if she was sent by Simon. Now here listen listen to Caleb. Caleb Flynn's angel like this. Just like a guy killed his wife. That's the type of fuck boy music. Fuck boy hallelujah. It's not supposed to sound like that. No, it's got to be all rough. It's not supposed to sound like that. I hate that he keeps space against the pop filter. I hate this guy. Because this thing he's a pastor, right? Because now he's a pastor. So of course all of this is like fuck boy for Christ energy. Yeah, that I can't stand. I hate hot boy for Christ. So now they're going through the text over 100,000 texts between Caleb Flynn and his mistress.

43:55Yeah, here's long they had this relationship and with she secured this these innocent tones. This guy planned for over a year to murder his wife constantly talked about how he can't wait till she's gone. They talked about how they were going to murder the wife. They talked about when they were going to murder the wife. How great it was going to be when he murders the wife. What are you going to do after he murders the wife? All these types of things. And of course, he's just saying. That is just saying. I was weak. Yeah, even though I was weak. I want the man. Oh, flesh. Because there's something about. I was watching that the pastor's wife, Netflix special. It's another example of like a crying pastor that murdered his wife trying to cover all this kind of shit up. He hasn't been charged at all. It's like a whole thing. She went, she committed. The wife went committed suicide by calling them. The 911. You're going to find my body out here. But it doesn't really make any sense. Go watch that Netflix stock series. Okay. It's on. It's on our daddy stations to go watch them. And we are. But there's something about congregations.

45:05Loving when their pastor has done something wrong. Yeah, like there's something like it's almost like the sick thing where like yeah, everyone's like, oh, sure. But like when the past. There's like it's like a common trope. And I want to know why it's I'd stories LPL Gmo.com signs for the old days. Because I forgot what was the name there was a famous product like like that was like I have seen. Oh, yeah, we'll make some feel. It's name. I don't know. Was that I forget that. I know any of these motherfuckers names. Who cares about that. But there's something about the it's like yes, they're all like naughty pastor. We don't. But they kind of love the idea that they get to then forgive the pastor. Of course. And that they can then get have like power back in a way. You know what I mean? Like there's something he like there's something about that kind of. It's like. I mean, there's like an awful lot of things. I'm so happy to see that. I'm sure there's an issue. I'm very happy. I'm so happy to see that. I'm so happy to see that. I'm so happy to see that. I'm so happy to see that. I'm so happy to see that. I'm so happy to see that. Sick circle, but he loves them, man. It helps them feel like the things they do wrong are good And he just there's something about it. They just love watching him just because is you know his oh Jimmy swaggered. Oh Jimmy swagger. Oh, he did it

46:10That was the idea of like him come Jim Baker. Jim Baker It was Jim Baker. We came out and did the thing where he said Jim Baker re was He gave all that money. I believe it was to Jessica. Oh There's a whole fraudsters about it. Yeah, oh, yes, and so these guys are like it's just something about the They love this crying pastor, but this guy is a caught dead derites. He's crying all through he's crying all through Trial he really is doing that hot girl thing the night before the murders. He messaged his Mistress I'm free. I choose you. I'm free Actions will come tomorrow. February 16th a day. I'll never forget. Yeah, I mean what are we even doing here? Conspiracy they're jealous of my voice They're jealous and I sing to God Oh They're jealous. I know Jesus

47:12Intimately yeah, they have not found the gun They have not found the gun and but his 9 millimeter gun is Missing from the console in his car where he kept it and the console was open. It was just leave it It's bad something walking up from it's bad But the invaders came they first kidnapped my son's gun and then they used it all my sleep and wife Why wouldn't they do it to you? Yeah, you're the guy. They're trying to get out of him Eddie That's if you understand their enemies against Christ. Oh, is that one of this? Yes people like us, but see Los Angeles Enbys mm-hmm broken to their house in Ohio in Ohio to murder his wife Because they were jealous of her status of being able to marry a pastor Yeah, and the bullet smatch the gun that's missing Yeah, that's good fortune But they're like his lawyers are are saying that there's not they're trying to do the whole

48:15Mess with the the mess with all the evidence chain. So who knows juries are really fucking stupid these days So who fucking knows yeah, oh my god. I mean yes, who knows obviously, but this guy's caught that the rights It seems like he's fucked forever and he should be because I mean why is a pastor need a gun to fight for God That's no you have to shoot sinners in the head to save them. It's like the Pope in the fucking glass tube Yeah, so I'm really afraid for guy who's just gonna go to heaven Like a guy who's gonna not only go to heaven, but like the best part of heaven Like you're gonna go to the fucking delta one lounge of heaven and you're so nervous about dying That isn't spelled doesn't sound great for the rest of us. Yeah, the rest of us are fucked My god, right. So what do we want to get into we have a lot of other stories? I feel like this one we got to bring up even though there's no real answer to what's going on This is just to kind of stick our little flag and it know that we are looking at this story Yeah, it is getting there. There is a seems to be right now. They are not saying it yet

49:18They're not saying it yet But there might be a serial killer in South Africa. That is there's a bunch There's a string of crimes that they're currently investigating. There's all coming out of Kempton Yeah, the Kempton Park area of Johannesburg There's been nine women who have been found in the same manner But it also they're not only looking a bunch of people have been arrested There was one murder that guy was arrested. He's in prison But then there was eight more murders after that. Yes And so they're also looking at the fact that it might be a group of people killing who knows who fucking knows But right now Here's a string of unsolved murders in South Africa. That's really all we know And so just like the RC horse story we're gonna get to it. Yeah as it develops as it keeps developing all I know is The cops and Johannesburg aren't the best. I know that they from I went there granted this was 10 years ago But there were reports of them selling their uniforms to people so they can commit crimes selling the lights off of their cars So people could commit crimes

50:18I don't have faith in this police department to solve this crime properly. See what happens Unfortunately, but yeah, they are there. I was told by a woman who lives in South Africa that if a cop pulls her over as a woman They are taught to drive to the police station with the cop following them because so many people impersonate cops and Commits sexual assault and harm people so it is a is a hard place to To go through all this so most of them were young They suffered extreme violence. Yeah, there's a lot of women there be there's a big warning It's been issued to women look in locally in the area And it's it's actually it's quite scary. So who fucking knows what's going on? Yeah, so If you're listed it from South Africa take your headphones out while you walk around According to Al Jazeera between 2020 2021 an average of 5.5 out of 100,000 women in South Africa were killed by an intimate partner between January March of just this year. Yeah South African police recorded almost 10,000 reported rapes an average of over

51:23100 per day. It is it is very there billboards out there telling you not to rape it's It's hey at least they're getting the reminder when I think these guys really need honestly Eddie well place posted note Yeah That's what you need I think you really make sure you keep it in their forefront or maybe a little tattoo on the wrist It says don't rape so I hope that it's South Africa. They they have one of the higher rates of Femisa in the world So I really hope they get their fucking act together. So I hope so too Eddie you are right. Um no was arc I just need to bring this up. I love Fakery and chicaneery as you all know you know, I love it especially when it's got a religious flavor And I also just love it when people make stuff up and then they go do real things about it. I think it's really fun um and this is a story Out of turkey. No, we're not talking about your favorite comedians last hair transplant We are talking about Noah's Ark This place um they're looking for drilling they're starting to drill

52:25Drill baby drill at what is not confirmed as Noah's Ark's final resting place in turkey. So they're tearing apart some mountain some guys in idiot So essentially yep this thing is called the do-aponar formation So for a long time in I wanted to do a whole episode about this and I have a whole research thing done on this We haven't done it yet just because it was kind of dry I think like the time when I was trying to do it It was like it wasn't the right time We wasn't the right vibe and so we might bring it back But I'm really into the hunts for religious Antiquities and all of the corruptions and stuff to go in with this because it's amazing It really is there's so many sorted tales of Oh eagle orcheology and I think it's fascinating. I feel like most archeology if you really break it down. It's probably illegal Oh, Eddie don't Please don't Side stories LPLLG middle that come tell me why archeology is fine I know it's fine. It's largely fine. I know it's like it's one of those must like a lot of foreign sciences

53:27I will say in which we have found because there was some Epstein money in archeology Art because we talked about with Jack Horner, I believed yeah like and stuff like that like Money sciences that need direct grants like are subject to grifters of course So like these guys need money sometimes from outside sources in order to do their job as trained archeologists And so they can so I do feel like there is a lot of opportunities for grifters to get involved. Yeah As you know, yeah people are just go to shovel Hey, you know, just people who like to brush little months Marcus would have been a good archeologist. I think you'd get too horny you think so I think you need to be more impartial I think you're a good way to get to the bottom of this and really find out if that's true or not Set him up with a little like fake dig. I think we should talk to Carolina. We will and ask her about this Yes, I think this is important. All right folks stay tuned right now. We got a very special guest Carolina Hidalgo coming on no dogs and space back

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58:38That's simply safe.com slash LPL for 50% off and when you order Please write in last podcast on the left and the how did you hear about a survey to let them know we sent you Don't forget there's no safe like simply safe Your Yeah, we were right next with the entire fucking time. Oh, man, but you should read this fascinating You should read their the collective the CCR-Rue collective writings if you can get somehow get through this I don't know if you can basically you can do anything while doing my hair Basically this thing is literally read anything it is fully Because this takes 35 minutes when people don't understand you look like it Are we recording yet? Yeah, we're wrong. Okay, you know what I'll say is when people don't fully understand is that The problem with common today is actually I'm not even joking It's going back to the Lemurians. I don't even know what that means. I know I that's the A lot of lemurs hang out before we get into the stories of these light people These are before we're gonna get into stories before we that we're gonna talk about with Carolina

59:38We need to first acknowledge the fact that that the guys that are currently talking to Joe Rogan believe that Murion Atlantean scientists created or helped to help serve an AI God from the future And that they were talking to Atlantis these are the guys in charge of open AI and open all these companies This is what they actually believe it that they are serving ancient sorcerer scientists that were contacted by a Forever conscious future AI that is helping them perpetuate itself in the past see I've always been a magnet at zero's guys. I didn't really like the luminaires Yeah, the boom clap thing is really uncomfortable. I just That holds me for a swine How many was it wedding to have to go to? Yeah, Carolina had dog goes good happy. How are you doing? Hey, it's really good to see you guys That's a no dog. I know. Thank you so much. It's so nice birthing a podcast. Yes. It is nice to have it out there

1:00:41And I really appreciate it and Ed you're wearing the shirt. I got you for your birthday I know We're signaling where my gift that I got from the record store that's now closed. That's a fave shop now last time was in Tallahassee Now it's just a giant fave shop, but it's amazing that you got that shirt. Yeah, that was where you should she got me That's a black one too. Yeah, well, I don't know what you're in the mood for you Yeah, we used to do so steal DVDs that are borders when we used to sell them back there. Oh no way Yeah, I should have done that the old way Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you going to do? I just bought it on eBay man I got this these people vinyl fever shout out long dead vinyl fever Yeah, it's up there anymore. You can't even shout them out. Yeah, but they taught me a lot about music. They're not dead. There's not there Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Here we go. I said I'm gonna be dead. Okay. Yeah, that's fair floor first of all no dogs in space The New York dolls Where are we at with buster point extra? Yes That is episode kota that means episode six that means that's uh, I mean Technically the worst hell razor

1:01:41But the best no dogs in space episode because we're gonna do a five part series on the New York dolls And then the six part will be our kota episode which is all their careers afterwards. Oh I still feel like yes your New York dolls blah blah blah buster point extra. Yeah, and that's what we're gonna get into Before where are you? I want to hold episode on car 54 are you? You are nobody you guys are no one and nothing if you don't cover car 54 I'm just Just one of my favorite movies of all time. It's a great performance I'm not even joking. Scrooge is in my top 20 films. I agree. I love that movie I'm gonna get knocked off on Ebenezer shows up Ebenezer you were scrooge He was Ebenezer Are they gonna kill his parents outside of movie theater? I think they are gonna do the thing where yeah to retcon and then he gets and then

1:02:42Jimmy Cratch it becomes his robin. I didn't realize that Christian Bell was such a good Batman because he's also an orphan Whoa Did he kill his parents to become Batman? Um, maybe cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Christian bells and orphan and uh, he's recently built the giant foster community for a bunch of kids to make sure the siblings aren't broken up and that nice That's fantastic. I didn't know he was he was a real life orphan. I remember in his big movie. He was an orphan. Yeah, remember the Empire of the Sun. Yeah, oh, yeah I know it was did he go method. I mean like what happened that was his first move I might have killed his own parents where maybe he just never experienced joy. He is the newsy. He is oh really all of his movies I'm like boys anyway boys that never had parents Patrick Bateman where is parents? We have serious. He'd be a better man if he was parent is better. You're right. Hmm. Well We want to talk to Carolina first about yes digging That's that's what I'm here for. I'm sorry the reason why we decided to bring this up to you because obviously and this is not always like

1:03:46It's gonna have to always be about fucking Marcus Because you know part of the show here is that like Marcus ain't here. Yeah, right? So we get to play. Yeah Yeah, he doesn't hear what happens in here. He doesn't care what happens in here. Yeah, he doesn't know Baga fuck you Marcus nothing He doesn't know what we do here right we're in charge here right because he can correct us in here See here with it to be in full lords of the man. I don't know why you think this is better Yeah, I'd like to be wrong about this is the place. This is the place You can be completely incorrect That's the goal. We stay in it. We sit in it Okay, I can't wait for the next 29 minute You love all the things we throw on you So this story is about digging and I think it's good to kind of just bring it up because obviously Marcus like sing But they think that this is you know, it's also good about religion So what I love about this story is like I love Grifters

1:04:46Within the world of antiquities Like I think it's awesome and so right now they are currently doing this It's what's called Noah arc Noah's arc scans is the name of the company and they are so there's this area in Turkey called the Drupinar formation which looks like Olajina Right, it looks like a big hole looks like this thing. It is vaguely boat shaped Yeah, yeah, yeah I can see where the clitoris The clitoris of the boat is where the but hole but as you can see it three holes. Yes, I'm doing for the pp goes. Can I show you? Okay, show me show me on the boat where the pp comes from It's near the top So jerk off saw this and he was like this is it well this was a long time ago So wait, we he found the vagina I'm holding the vagina. So it was discovered in 1959. Okay, and a turkey armished captain

1:05:51He captured it in an aerial photo while they were mapping the area out Now a lot of guys immediately said like oh my god, that's some kind of boat and this is Bible country Right, what's the biggest thing in all the Bible? That big bass boat. I mean there's that we could debate that that's a big But Noah's arc in Bible one The big thing is the boat you first Want us to Jericho? What about the balls of Jericho Is that the first day was pretty big yeah, but all that was a That's a miracle's all gear cork So the trend to do here is this is the actual historical beginnings of the Bible where they this is Everybody's desperate to prove the Bible to be concrete real and yes, there is the Bible is a There is it is a historical document. Yes, it's trope city Yes, it is a wonderful book of the listings and the poetry And it does have historical information in it, but it is not I would say

1:06:55It's meant for interpretation, right? I don't think it's really Direct it went through a lot of yes, I actually know this I read the Bible Oh, yes, it went through four major editors just only the Old Testament alone Yeah, Bible one and this is all written hand by hand So sometimes it would just like kind of change a thing or two or you know make a Mail to a female and what are your favorites? Yeah, exactly. They were they were switching up all the time So the Old Testament is that more of like the original story or the prequel? How do we look at things? So yes, the Old Testament is totally the original story prequel. Yes I think the new testament was the revamped Jesus is actually nice See, I thought I always looked at the new testament as the sequel to the Bible Hmm, okay, because the Old Testament was the old version of the Jewish Like the old version of the stories. Yes, but the Catholics believe it of course they do because we'll fucking believe anything It's a lot of stories about how things beget things. Yes, and a lot of things kill things

1:08:00It's a very very boring story unfortunately and then the new testament is Jesus's story ostensibly yeah, and that's a look and then sucking his way across. Yeah, fucking and sucking and fishing and dipping all the stuff Selling in wine bartending and cooking He was the honestly the first ever service industry Like guy like he's like the line cookie fuck. Oh, you know the original original line cookie fuck. He loved fishes and loaves Oh, yeah, yeah, I wish he liked some condiments like tartar sauce or something So this is um for a while when these guys saw the boat shape for nation There's a lot of people showed up like that's those are we're got that's it we found it and many scientists said no It's not it is a natural formation in the limestone And still people to this day keep showing up about every generation show them be like no So we're gonna excavate it. This is it. It's right here and every single time everyone's like no, it's not

1:09:03It's just it's a random shape bigly boat shape formation. It's an oval mountain. It is an oval hole Gotcha, and what about mount error rat Remember that was very important. Yeah, I mean right now. It's like right next to it. It's right next to it So we were off by a mountain. It is not real. Oh, not a bit of it. It's real. Yeah, Mount error rat is in Turkey It is yeah, yeah, so members of the Noah's Ark scan septic edition believe the duoden park north shit It's located in eastern Turkey near Mount error rat could mark the final resting place of the vessel described in Genesis um, and so this new lady has taken upon herself because it takes a it takes away lady To take upon herself to say no It's actually the ark when we're doing something about it. Lauren Witsky Christian activist is now currently drilling into the side of this thing Because they believe they have new scans She's a full-on flat earther Oh, what which doesn't really work with the flood story which is kind of hilarious

1:10:06Um, I guess it does maybe does it what makes one an Christian activist. How do you have to act to buys Christian out that means she doesn't like me you mean you gotta make your life So this is they say no this site has been pro with ground-pedit trading radar this time by this new group Noah's Ark scans Expedition which claims that it's map when it looks like corridors and chambers under the surface including one hallway There runs more than 250 feet I would say when I look at the picture that it looks like a bunch of blips and bloops Yes, oh yeah, look at the the one with all the colors on it Rob There's like one in this article here. Yeah, that's all the blips and bloops that are saying the some form of tunnel and not all of these things right which I I I think that's fucking stupid You know, but if this person's gonna spend a bunch of money to just go look in a mountain. What the fuck do we care? I mean you could you could spend it on children. Yeah, and you aren't destroying the land for no reason Yes, so they said the project they did a fundraiser so this is for them to make money

1:11:10So they've already made 600 grand At in order to rent all this and Jane and it's so far like apparently they only have a little chunk of it But they are just drill baby drill in anyway So they have a drill are out there this very smarmy looking evil woman that god doesn't love is Currently drilling into the formation for $600,000 for 600,000 dollars. There goes a lot further over there Yeah, I think so yeah it goes about 10 feet deep Ha ha ha ha ha And they're just drilling just got one that got one guy with the drill Is it called that's it yeah, he's like yeah, sure. I'll fucking drill in that mountain for I don't know if there's a lot of regulation in turkey You know because of how many times they just do the whole like you go there to get your like teeth made into metal And you go there to get your hair Yeah, they had to deal with a horrible terrible earthquake recently and they're under a dictatorship like where you still cut Yeah, yeah, so that means it's bad regulation. I mean the earth should have wiggled it free If the earth was gonna do anything if God was real

1:12:14He would send an earthquake to knock the arc out And he would put it exactly in Las Vegas right where planet Hollywood is sitting God was real. He show up. He'd levitate the boat out take it to Vegas He would make Elvis come back to life Elvis would be performing on top of the arc at the sphere all right And that shows that god is it real? That's the thing. I would say there is a god if I saw that that of gets the only way I believe That's like there's like god in a clipper's jersey Laptaining like literally he had to choose because he's choosing the downtrodden. Yeah Well if this is if I right hypothetically this woman she digs into there she finds the arc She finds the dinosaur bones that Noah grabbed the dinosaurs. He put them on the boat No, he's swearing on top of the dinosaurs. Yeah, I thought the dinosaurs were late because lady dinosaur had to put on more makeup That's right. Oh That's fine

1:13:17I can't believe they made me read that shit as a child But yes apparently dinosaurs did not survive the arc the flood. Yeah, I don't think because they were so slow Is that it is if they were just slow and they got I think I think the swimming the swimming dinosaurs were probably fine Yeah, but so where are they then? So they're in Montana oh Oh That's a case that's a ghost. Yeah, that's a ghost. So she finds a boat in here Do people start believing you're god if there is a boat in the mountain? So hypothetical good point This is my question. How in the living fuck This thousand of years later that we even know it's a boat if it's already rock Yeah, that's good point. Oh Wouldn't we know that that's the boat Well, you got a we just took a chunk off of that fucking rock wouldn't we know that's a boat? I feel like you'd have to right yeah, I don't think they need to drill into it to know if it's a boat or not

1:14:19Yeah, we just scraped the side of it. I just we were at the British Museum They just had a hole they had a whole boat That they found oh, yeah, that they think is Noah's Ark no from another book. It was just like movie That's has they have the biggest discovery of Viking uh of Viking tools and stuff that ever existed because a lot of their stuff was made uh in Think perishable things and they found a submerged boat that they managed to save But it's just because they got the boat and they found it's like the biggest treasure trove of Viking Historical knowledge ever out of a single of like archaeological event. So it's like finding boats is not Unheard of yeah, they would find a boat and they would know it's a boat and they'd say it's a boat and then they dig it up and it's very obviously a boat And didn't become a bunch of rocks Yeah, it was a boat and it was as old as any of this stuff. So you'd find the boat. Yeah, the boat be there But also probably not because guess what the boat is

1:15:22Good. Oh, okay, so it's done wood and it would fall apart right up to a certain point the reason why that boat was found is because it was submerged in the water Yeah, yeah, yeah, so the boat would be gone completely the boat would be gone the wood of decomposed by it. It's all over Yeah, there is no Noah's Ark. It's not real. I found a baseball nothing. She's wasting everybody's money It's I look at her. She just wants to go to Turkey for some reason. I found a baseball bat. There's a good reason to go to my backyard Beginning of civilization anyway, yeah, have you ever been No, Turkey. Yeah, no, she's trying to travel quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah, no, my my parent. Oh, actually When I was little but my parents just came back from that and they're like it is Gotterlina. It is the great old of civilization people don't forget yeah people love Turkey and you go there, but it's like how's the How's the food? I don't know. I did not ask the fan. It's sleepy. You asked nothing I was like my parents are in their 70s. I just wanted to make sure they came home safe You didn't find out where they really really balled that Ball like what do you mean ball? I did go where was there sexy? There's a sexy trip. They dropped their cash

1:16:25Oh, oh, okay. They did like one of those tour things like You know and they take you around to a bunch of places and it's like more like an international tour Think because you know, they're Hispanic. They you know my mom's Columbia my dad's proven So it has to have some Spanish stuff to it Oh interesting. Oh, so they had like somebody like walking them through to all that's cool And this thing and that thing and the other thing I have no idea the whole time. I was like when are you gonna get home? Are you safe? I don't know why I just freaked out over that There's so far away don't be that freaked out because the inheritance then comes one step closer. Yeah, but I Yeah I guess I have to go to Turkey after that You get about there. I just like I'm being a hater because I think it's funny Yeah, fun. Oh, there we go. I'll be a hater against Texas because they got two different daycares out there

1:17:27That are running us a fucking sticky situation. So I want it. So Carolina you have ran groups of children before Yes, can you please elaborate a little bit more? Yeah, pick pocketing groups. Yeah, have you seen slum dog millenium? That is kind of what you've worked on you have trained boy criminals jishimia pipes break into old apartments steel bronze former chimney sweep Carolina. They'll go It is not an easy job. Um, no you coach soccer. Yeah, yes, I coach soccer for almost 11 years And I worked with children. I know every kind of child from year two to 13 years old Special needs, you know, all kinds of socio-economic backgrounds every kind of kid you could ever meet And still there are parents who are like you don't know kids and I'm like that's fine I get it because I don't have kids that's fair. Well, you don't have to be in there all time like listen to me And then shit and piss it. Yeah, no, I get it

1:18:28But you know what the thing is I know parents Yes, and they are tough people. I think parents are some of the worst people to ever exist Well, I mean, I'm sure some of them are sure Yeah, I'm just saying that when I know that just from the the way they park around my house Yeah, get to the middle school and elementary school and I was like I love I love families because they keep the Price of my house up But I hate the way that parents act Yeah, I mean, I don't like how they act around their children Right because they're they're insane. That's that's a very Round their children actually Oddly progressive thought of yours. That is my main progressive thought But this is a story that like it's hard because I also like but I also don't agree with taking it out on kids Like I like kids. Yeah, I don't like parents. Yeah, and so this is a story just like Jim Thornton just That's a real unfortunate announcer got busted for being an admin and a bunch of pedophile

1:19:31Yeah, oh no, we went deep goes deeper Carolina. Why why sit in airplane and do that? Oh, I'm saying he was saying Carolina through he was a full-on admin that it's been doing this for like 10 years He said he accidentally clicked on it. He did fucking idiot because he accidentally I guess meant to go to the other one where there's actual CSAM on it What did yeah, yeah, so he was wrong. He was just you know what you know what I'll say Carolina honestly idle hands. I really Don't answer. He should have had more to do That job was too boring. He should have done some else. Can't just be an announcer. You have to be like the key grip If you're just an announcer like literally he didn't even write it. What else have you done? Yeah? What else are you do what are you doing? What are you doing because you should be doing nine other things Or you should be so busy with charity work. You should be so filled with charity work Yeah, he should be like I gotta get out early today. There's an auction and southern bees. I gotta go I gotta go do announce I gotta do these things That should be your whole life because you have got the golden ticket on the easiest job on the face of the planet

1:20:33I bet this guy couldn't even fucking do a horse race. I already did this today Before he yelled about this thing. So let's get back to All right, you did it for me. So there are two Different incidents in Texas. Yes, in daycares that are this week alone This week alone where the first one was in Fort Worth This is the bigger one. It seems like if the arca Montessori economy in Risinger. I think it's kind of interesting that it was at a Montessori school when that's like Supposed to be better right? That's like the liberal nice school, right? I have no idea because I think they think they think they think they're I think school learn but I think Montessori school where like the The cards like the paper doesn't have edges and they have to like see no one at his kids at a Montessori school So I imagine that's better. Yeah, yeah No, it kind of depends. It's you know what it's kind of like a I don't know like a deltaco, right? Like there's some and some good parts of town and some undersories that don't have good deltacos It's gonna be like a dumb bad Montessori. Yeah, yeah, it's very franchise This one's definitely bad this one's bad because they were making the four-year-olds fight each other

1:21:39And like a and like a ramshackled fight club sort of situation. This is my question, right? So I think it was organized enough though Yeah, if it was there's no money change your hands something if it was more organized with that it'd be okay No, no If they got the parents involved and they and there was about fighting training if there was a An ambulance on hand that might be nice. I guess this is the school nurse So really like grab yeah because the thing is they hurt the workers hurt the children, which is really sad, right? They made the children hurt each other kind of deal now We don't know why right or was it like a whole like punishment thing that she was trying to get them to do to each other I mean we can hypothetical the shit out of this But the fact is they had two kids fight each other on purpose in front of them and it's on camera So you're saying that there's no you're trying to say that there's no reason That would work in the scenario. I would say if you want to give them a nice A nice way of doing this you could say that they were trying to teach the kids to stick up for each other

1:22:43But even that is a bad thing have a bad I'm gonna agree I'm gonna be the typewriter here because it is very true I saw that video and like even when I saw it I was like it's not as bad as a frame it to be but it is still very very bad Well, it's the fight club. That's the bad part of it But the thing is I like is it really a true fight club or is that a headline I think that's true fight club. Yeah, like I didn't see any banners What that's the thing? Well, there shouldn't be. There's many emails about it. Carolina Yeah, don't you understand the first rule of a fucking fight club. What's the second rule? So I don't know I never got to rule is the first rule. Yeah The first rule of a fight club you don't talk about fight club. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so they can't Why do you trust a three year old for that because three year olds can barely speak? No, it's actually a perfect one. Yeah, but who believes a three year old unless they're saying something else Well, these are four year olds Really speak. Yeah, but they knew that this had been going on great. They're ready for Jim Thornton. Yeah

1:23:44Honestly, this might be a good job It's actually now that I'm thinking about it. You might want to teach these four year olds to fight Just in case they have to fight a real a fortune announcer away from them. Well, that's what I'm gonna tell you right now I don't Like someone who worked with kids for over 11 years and all that stuff. I I would never have children fight each other ever but As I said the parents I Would totally have a parent fight a child But no, not just one child A fucking army a pure mid of chill. Well, can I ask you straight up from the amount of how old were the kids you were with? Oh, they started from two to like 11 sometimes 12 years old. Can I honestly ask you how big Overgroup of them do you think you could take like a one point? Yeah, like a what point do you believe? I'm not a fighter I am totally throw all of the up throw all like it's you They have been infected with a virus. Oh, yeah, I'm aggressive. Really just let's just throw all red a bologna got the window

1:24:46But you have to fight all the kids. What is the most Mount of these kids you think you could fight Ask one more question about this hypothetical situation. I would answer that are these kids zombies Are you worried about if one bites you you will die? Is that changes the way you fight? I would say let's just say okay, you can't get a communicable disease from them You can't get the disease from them, but you but you can kill them legally because there are some kind of they've changed Okay, they're not themselves anymore. I like this. Yeah, right. This is easy. This is very easy It's what I would do with my job anyways. They come running at you you You talk like not really tap but you put your your hand on the top of their head You kind of turn them a little bit and then run the other way. Seriously. That's what you can do with any child That's how you get them from collision That's how you get them from hitting heads together and you get this like six senses like matrix kind of like I am the one kind of bullshit thing Where you know when things are about to happen when you work with kids you know seconds away So that means I don't have to fight a single kid in a zombie apocalypse all I have to do is just turn them around and be like

1:25:53What's the announcer's name? Jim Thornton there is Yeah So glad to see all of you coming here. You're gonna help me Excellent. There's nothing I love more than being consumed alive by a group of four-year-old children I always wanted to be in the tummy of a little boy Now I'm in their tummy. Oh, I'm swimming around inside the intestines of a little boy. Why did Rob give him a mic? I was born with a microphone inside of my mouth. This is what I do. It's my only skill Yeah, so you could just redirect the child. Yes exactly redirect Well that you know that can only help so much and then you're gonna get tired and then you're gonna feel bad That's why I was asking you how much do you really I think that you always always really asking you because you know from Experience the energy level of these kids and if you think that you could actually could you think that you could make your way Through a dozen children totally you you know move them you move them other shoulders by their heads by their necks

1:26:56You move them away. It is so easy. I can't be like okay. Yeah, this way. It's good I think I grabbed the biggest kid and kill them in front of all of them Just so that they know to maybe you would just courage them or I'd take the smallest hostage Which is best Teddy I think you kill an adult in front of them That's the best kids have no respect though, but they do fear yeah, but I feel like if they saw an adult get murdered to be like Kill adult yeah, but then you're like oh, I like these kids. Yeah, it's a problem now on the other side now on their leader Yeah, I don't know where that's actually a great turn of events. I actually don't mind this yeah Now they're mine release release So just go to various parts of the country release. Yeah, do you have a weapon you would use against children? Oh weed wacker weed wacker also. I think it works none chucks none chucks. I say shovel a good Get out of this episode yeah, I would want to It's the idea of like if I'm a hidden kid. I want to be able to hit multiple at a time

1:27:57Big long stick Well either way hidden with a car like you do the you know when you're doing circles in the car You could do a lot. I'd you like those kind of things Well the Montessori school is not um responded for comments No Can't touch you fried chicken in a minute Are you kidding me and then fights there are normal honestly then it's fine. Yes. I'm just a water burger Or you're local McDonald's by the way. Yeah, the other day care Um this woman is facing up to 10 years in prison for making one child bite another child's arm Now we don't know why though again. We I really want to see she held the arm and then held the head Made the child bite the arm the child's like I don't want to bite the arm bite the arm I don't want to bite the arm she made him bite the arm. It's all in camera really yeah I wonder what the reasoning was wow seems like she just wanted to punish the child and didn't want to hit her Himself that's my theory. Wow. She's trying to weapons this

1:28:59She's weapons that's kind she thinks she's weapons. Yeah, I honestly think that that's a good idea Yeah, yeah have the kids fight yet. I think that fixes the whole thing have the kids fight the other kids Have them all police each other. Yeah, that's what she was trying to do. It did not work. She's getting 10 years Oh, yeah, no, it's in the footage. It's alleged that Garrett took one child's right arm and put her own hand on the back of the other girls head Police claim that she physically manipulated the girls head by forcing it down while raising the other child's arm into her mouth So she was doing she did the whole thing. It's a lot of work and it is a lot of work But it is still heading out she's headed two kids when she was just trying to make one happen Do you see you got to put it's a bunch of you got to put soap and a sock 10 years is actually I'm gonna say 10 years is actually pretty steep for I don't wild amount of time. I mean like none of them on the list. I think it's a child endangerment. I also Child endangerment can get you go but pretty stern sentence technically. Well, hey, I worked with kids for 11 years Especially in Central Park

1:30:01Prospect Park. I have never once lost a kid for more than a minute So those are good New York kids. I think New York kids don't get lost I think that if you brought a fucking like a Madison Wisconsin kid out there you'd lose one. I think a New York kid knows what's going on Little more. They'll be more aware Well, I understand Caroliness. Why didn't you just use the standard? Must have run away. I You know what just or grab another kid that looks like yes, I know Oh, you know these runaways because it's like you got to get used to saying that well, you know these runaways You know how they are. They always pack in a bindle These four-year-olds are always on their way out. They love the open road. That's something actually Should be taught in school movies how to make a bindle You never know you never know when you're gonna hit the road and get out of there You have to be molested by a homeless man in order to learn a gang's abilities second grade How do you make a bindle bindle? It's a handkerchief. You need a stick and a handkerchief

1:31:04And a lot of cool things you put stuff inside a handkerchief and then you tie it around the stick. Yeah, you need to hit the road Yeah, kids love the road. What do you put in there? Whatever you need green. I've had the kids would be like an apple core Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, some fruit some fruit snacks and um I yeah a red ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cooler. Yeah, you could still get active cooler now. I know it's why I might off the eBay Yeah, I took a course so popular I don't think it's popular, but it still exists crystal Pepsi And be like I always kind of put go in the bindles kind of what goes on what I steal and Baldur's Gate 3 where it's a lot of like Cheeses hard sausages That's what I'd put in the window. I don't want to hear about Baldur's Gate 3. I know Caroli and it doesn't I love my Baldur's Cafe. Well you watch you watch Marcus play video games I'm a watcher. I'm actually one of those watchers where I go like it's been a while since you played video games

1:32:05Because I like comment. I like doing the commentary No, I enjoy all the watch we place all the time Elden ring Dark Souls 3 is constantly like he's like supposedly the hero in the story right and he's killing everybody and I'm like Are you going into someone's house and he's like yeah, they're demons, but you're going into the demon house And then he's like yeah, and you're killing them while they're just standing there. He's like yeah, I was like And you're the good guy. This is all helps the game. You know, I like watching people play video games I remember when I used to watch everyone play like Well, Mario. Hello. Hello, and Golden Eye all night. You know, it's really no it's great about watching all that shit Is they don't pay attention when the blunts going around? Everybody so they play in this stupid fucking game. I'm fucking out there stealing all the wheat. Yeah, it's really smart That's really really smart. Thank you. I spent a whole summer playing Golden Eye. Oh no, I don't know map I'll play against you anytime. Oh really? It's been a while. Yeah It's been a fucking long time But yeah, Natalie was a little disappointed because she saw me on a date and bg3. Oh really? She saw me had a lot of sex

1:33:09Oh really? Because I'm not having sex with carlac. You're doing that right there in your own living room It's video game. We're open only for Baldur's get three We have an open marriage for me to date Lasel. Is she okay with this? She is not she says she is but I do see a little anger You know like she is okay with it. She knows it's not real. Yeah, but she also is just like Why are you saying such nice things to that woman? You know, that's a good point She'll call her a whore and a home record until to get the fuck away from me or instead maybe Okay, that's another way to go by a fucking home record and get out of here trying to destroy my house But you get to tell you lose the game. Yes. Yeah, no, I have I'm trying to see those tits in the game You can also just be like I'm gonna treat my queen like a queen. I do Uh, no, you of course you do you definitely do and then I'm gonna treat my video Game queen like a queen and in that way there they never shall cross paths. They will never be jealous

1:34:09You know what I always feel guilty about and I'm sitting there and I like my cute dog videos on YouTube And sometimes I watch them on the TV and I'm watching cute dog videos sometimes It's an hour goes by and the whole time there's Harley sitting next to me. I'm just ignoring her You know, I feel like that's kind of like watching porn in front of your wife. I do get away. Is she watching it with you though? I don't think so. No, usually whatever I look she's staring at me like why aren't you petting me? But it might it should be kind of like porn where it gets you like pet horny. It does. Oh good point So then you can build up all your pet hornyness and you can really pet the live and fucking shit out of Harley I really do I play her like she's a fucking ukulele As I should What else is coming up on this season of no dogs Carolina? Oh man, oh, okay, so Link Ray we're gonna talk about Link Ray for a little bit. Have you heard of the rumble? Nope, no? Okay, have you ever seen a quentin Tarantino movie? Yes, yeah, there's loads of songs just like that Dun dun dun I can't do it right

1:35:12Rob's got it Rob's got it yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all like surf rock It's got a bit of surf rock to it actually it definitely does Well, well, well, here we go. Yeah It's yes like rockabilly atmosphere music, you know, this is the part with Steve Buscemi goes and He pays all over his face and he's just I like the link ray Self-titled albums yes, 71 that's very chill. I like that out. I'm a lot. It's fantastic. No, he does Like his stuff especially his Americana stuff because he is of indigenous heritage And so he decided to get back to like the old Americana Just just kind of be proud of his indigenous because when he was a kid He would have to always pass this white during like, you know the the old indian. Oh, I bet and then he get finally be himself at some point Exactly and dress like kind of like a bit of a Roy Orbson Elvis guy Yeah, it's like he's worried over some butt Native American Yes, exactly and he's fantastic as a as a musician. So we're gonna totally talk about it like one of my favorites

1:36:19Yes, I will good as fuck. I know. I knew you'd love that. Oh man. Well, we're gonna play that sometime soon I hope yeah, now we're gonna talk about that X-ray specs We're gonna talk about Jane County the first trans Punk star of all time probably the best one Oh, as of yet, you know And we're gonna really get into that so we're gonna go really crazy this this year and then next year we're gonna go into like Like more established bands like the clash and black flag and stuff Yeah, that's what we were talking about which I'm really excited for and I'm really excited for this New York Dolls Sorry, I'm so glad that you guys are back. Yeah. No, thank you and and thank Rob too because Rob is really like the other guy Rob and Patrick Fisher they really do so much like to make everything so much better And they make our show presentable in a way that I make it kind of like I just you know I'm telling the stupid story, but he makes it so good. So I want everyone to check it out It's very very nice. Yes, Rob get back to work

1:37:23You ever hear Jackie Shane No, who's Jackie Shane? Jackie Shane is like an R&B Trans performer from back in the day That was like one of the first like really like amazing trans performers I have heard of Jackie Shane. Have you listened to their music? Yes great version of money my one of my favorite versions of money You'll ever hear with a money. I get you what you want, but they have an amazing story. I don't really get into that shit Oh, interesting. Okay. I like it. Yeah, they're from the 60s Good for them. Yeah, you had to be trans in the 60s meant you had to be tough as fucking nails Yes, the trans and black yep Yes, and a lot of times People don't talk about with the trans communities how fucking tough you have to be well That's why they're so badass. Yeah, a lot of drag queens a lot of trans people They have to be super tough because what they used to do to help each other like rolly Ch other up back in the 60s and 70s is that they would do a thing called like freaking or freaking someone out Which is where they would go out in public and just be like I'm a woman like anything like Jim Kerry yelling like I'm Jim

1:38:25Kerry kind of thing Yeah, and they would try to like make people feel uncomfortable Just so they can like go back to their friends and be like look at like totally like freaking squares Yeah, it's like a regular like kind of prank But like it brings them back and then bring some closer to their friends And it also shows like hey these people are freaking out over me. We're in a fucking wig Well, that's why I that scene in pink flamingos I think is one of the most powerful scenes. I've seen about that in that it's so funny because in that one moment When divine is walking down the street and he is filming like he's filming from a car across the street And it is all like captured on film like people reacting to divine just walking down the street. Oh, that was like real Yeah, that's all not a stage No, yeah, no, those are people Bit like cartoons like only like I mow the gate Just staring at divine and that's just the power the power of transgressive like living and what they in a positive way

1:39:26That they were doing as a way to show like fuck all y'all. I'm gonna live like this even though divine was not trans No, they were not, but they love dressed and dressing a woman's clothing like just like Edward and that's fine Like that. I mean, I understand why I might call attention and everything like that But just to look at someone like they're we let me tell you an experience. I had with Marcus recently. I love it Minnesota airport. We were at MLP MSP MSP. Yeah, I'm on it. Yeah, he goes there every fucking week I like because of the print store go ahead no, I love Big pants, big pants, frank and trace guys uh, so we're standing there like trying to put in our luggage with these like you know the delta people and then they all like they're just Like just drop and they just start staring and they're just like freaking out and it's not me in Marcus But like the person that walks behind us and down the hall and they just can't help it. They're like Like seriously like freaking out and it's the the two women who are conjoined twins who have yes

1:40:26Yes, and because they're from Minnesota and they were just walking down and these are people who just It's true so I'm so from from I'm gonna say I'm from the world country. They're from the world country So they're like what the fuck is that I will say it's fast and it is it would be fascinating Yes, it is fascinating, but they're like normal people Yeah, sure, of course, but when you watch them in real life, it is fascinating and you can't help but stare at them No, I'm gonna see it's it by God damn it. I Was that one guy that married? Did you one like you do a one Eminence pack? Well, there's one of them that's just married to one guy Like the other girl isn't married The other half of her isn't married to this guy. No, she just kind of lays her dead I mean not she goes into from what I hear she goes into sort of like almost like Meditative state almost yeah, yeah, yeah dissociate yeah, yeah, I do that. I mean as long as it's

1:41:28Well, I'm he very on top of you with my gym Thorken quotes These I just want to make a vineyard filled with naked young boy That's my goal The naked feet of those little boys squish the grapes of the sweetest wine you've ever had It's supposed to be aged the wine. Yes, I don't drink that old dusty wine I like brand new baby wine toddler wine Yum yum hot wine down my throat just like a liquid child Thank you, Jim I'm saying you will win a brand new Mitsubishi to Tonga Well, here's a trip to Greece My favorite place to shop for little boys underwear Nobody makes coverings for a little boy like the Greeks

1:42:29So these can join twins. I'm sorry these can join twins. They are um just so you know they're teachers Really? Yeah, they teach children. They teach children. That's really amazing. Also kids are just wildly accepting Yes, kids will ask you like three inappropriate questions and then move on. I think that's great Yeah, they're teachers. It's great. It puts them in front of me forever Actually, I've been kind of not obsessed but like every like five six years. I read an article about no This is now. I don't know I think any of this is a real mother got they have to pee at different times. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, I don't know about so they've separate bladders That's one thing I remember because I remember watching them since they were like eight years old Like I think we're about the same age as them or or something like that I've been watching them. Yeah, so they are okay. Thank you Rob. So much. Okay. This is fantastic Three ones two hearts. Okay. This is interesting. That's a lot of parts man But the thing is like they got it all together and I'm just one person Yeah, and and they impress me Yeah, in the way that they could get to their gate. Well, I don't see. You know what? I don't need you flexing on me

1:43:32Okay, I don't need this. I don't hear. Oh, I could join twin to my life. So I can grade all right I know I'm a fucking I'm to my whole life's amazing and I'm still angry right but I don't hear about it. Yeah, I got a question Can one die and not the other Uh, it doesn't last very long unfortunately historically. Okay. Yeah, normally it's like a day or There's yeah, do you see him to be there's no physical reason that they necessarily die But it's almost like they can't live without the other. I think you right I don't know if there's not a physical reason, but I do imagine if a Part of your body is necker-tizing then maybe that will affect the rest of your organs and or like maybe we'll try to like compensate We are none of us are doctors. Yeah, we're guessing organ failure Just leads to more organ failure and then I'll tell you that Can join necker-tizing though is an amazing name of a band Or an album could join necker-tizing I can't more for an album You're like yeah, like that's what temple the dog should have been called. Yeah, could join necker-tizing Yeah, yeah, yeah, when sound garden and projam got together that was can join necker-tizing. That's fucking awesome

1:44:37Yeah, but done by two headed lady And what they do at it lady that's a good band name two headed lady. Yes What's a great song by Rocky Erickson two headed dog. Wow. That's true. Very true. I'll see you here. See we learned a lot today Thank you so much Carolina for coming in. I don't think you could ever stop learning. No, no. I refuse to stop learning. I yeah I refuse to stop learning and growing. That's good every day. I'm a sure into this no dogs in space is back Go be a part of it make yourself smarter make yourself cooler Go listen to no dogs in space and press your friends watch it on YouTube watch it on YouTube Lpn tv L. Yeah, go check it out. Well, it has its own YouTube channel That's right. Yes, I know dogs in space go check out our own that's right We've been working on this go fucking check out our new YouTube channel through you can get it from last podcast on the left Yes, go in there and find it totally and check out a bloodbath as well. Yes, please does that help be and TV That is an open 1977 bloodbath. I did a lot of the research for that season and I I am in two episodes. It's fantastic

1:45:44Fuck yeah, I make a tiny appearance as well at a great time. I love that. Oh, he did my My character is the sheriff or whatever the fuck you are the tell me I am you did a good job I'm really good. I can yell at my friends. I know how to do that you did jump. Yep. It was a wonderful time I love everything that's going on here at the network. I'm so proud of all of us There's so many great shows go to the watch the brighter sides hit 600 episodes this week I wish I could swim in a pool filled with the soiled underwear of little boys. Oh, yes I'm gonna try to get hold in this guy's job. That's the other thing that we're gonna try to get Yeah, I won't make hold into new announcer of wheel afforded so it's enough to work here anymore Yeah, we can get him out. Yeah, but yeah, go check out all the great shows here on the last podcast that worked the forum report page seven Brighter side major in netgames lies back as in loving those of the show at vary you can also see last dream in the Love live every five pm psd every Tuesday every Tuesday you need that's right and you watch us on Netflix. Yeah, please watch us

1:46:47On there and then this Sunday the 27th of November. I'm gonna be in Milwaukee the laughing tap Having a lot of fun. I'm going to a wedding and then I'm gonna go to do this show on my way home The wedding is well or no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna sit in the corner in silence cool But the the show's gonna be great. I got Logan Metz from promise to the real playing piano Tom Goss great comedian We're gonna have a lot of fun here at the laughing tap in Milwaukee and then the week after that I'm gonna be in Denver comedy works the early show sold out So I still got tickets for the late show on October 4th. It's my birthday Come and hang out with me there and then Henry and I we're going to Brooklyn here. We are Warsaw No, when are you guys going October 9th? We're gonna be at the Warsaw Rob's gonna be there up to me there. Okay, we're gonna go Come hang come on. I'm gonna come we're inviting all my comedian buddies I put a bunch of people on the list for him. I have a lot of fun. Oh, that's fun. I can't wait to see that Joy L. Johnson's opening for us gonna be a lot of fun. Can't wait and then on the 11th of October

1:47:47Henry and I are headed to Hartford, Connecticut. We got a show there side stories is back on the road baby Redway, California, October 24th November 14th Portland, Maine, sold out. You can't go you got to go to Brolyton for month the next night Come to Brolyton for Monument be there with my oldest friend Nutsburg. Yeah, my buddy Jeff Nutsburg. Hopefully he's coming. Yeah, I'm gonna hang out. I'm gonna hang out. I'm gonna hang out I'm gonna hang out on extra day. You should do it in Vermont because I never go and it's beautiful try the cheese and try the gaze I love the gaze in Vermont. You know what I liked though? Honestly truly best beer. I've ever had this in Vermont really Yeah, I can't wait. Sarah get to syrup get to syrup. I heard about that too. You know what? I'm a drink Bernie Sanders blood. Yeah, let's kill him. That is sir. I was city December 11th Columbia, Missouri, December 12th and I have lots of stand-up going all around. I got Los Angeles past Sedina St. Louis Denver Albany Rochester. We're fucking hitting the road. What's he avoiding at home?

1:48:48What is he avoiding at home? Nothing to bring Julie with me half the time. She opens for me. It's gonna be a lot of fun Red up Save Christmas for us. You guys are gonna be doing Carolina Marcus's house Christmas. Oh We're not going to go so we're not going over fucking Christmas. I forgot I'm sorry. I lived after New Year's It's a lot of fun. So don't enjoy Live every day knowing for a fact if you've had sex for a dog you can apply for the FBI That's right. I know that you can laugh your way down to arrest and other people for bestiality and let them go because you love Bestiality so just love live laugh the fact you're gonna love the live For the day that you can finally Legally have sex with the dog because you are remember the FBI Imagine getting hired by the FBI the day after that report came out and then ever we like so you fuck dogs Oh, you must love the fuck dogs then I better I better be a bunch of dogs then there are new FBI There's nothing I would love more than a to recreate neverlands ranch with a bunch of naked little dogs

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