
TCND: Be LOUD and Make Divorce Palatable (Whack a Mole!)
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This episode is a little graphic, Neighbor. Luke has waged war against the moles in the backyard. (Perhaps you've seen him out there, weilding sharp objects and shrieking, in a primal sort of way.) If you've got a mole problem, let us tell you how to handle it...
Then: Luke storms out of this episode.
Luke has a very soft voice, which makes it difficult for him to be heard in this (loud) family. We try to teach him to speak from his diaphragm. But we have to hurry, because our guests are coming over to play games!
Later: Don't you wish you could make divorce look as fun and cool as those people on social media?! Rather than No-Fault divorce, maybe we should refer to all parties as "Failed-at-Marriage."
So many people are trying to find a way to "sell" their own life to the world; they want to package their story as a brand that can be consumed on social media. If having a failed marriage is part of her story, then an Influencer's only option is to find a way to make it seem like a good, relatable, positive thing...
They're trying to make yucky things palatable. Like Matcha.
Hey, Neighbor, will you hurry up and get your tickets to come on VACATION WITH US?! Visit johnbranyan.com for details about Vacay with Comics. IT WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.
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