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The Toast — The Encore with Margo Oshry: Friday, September 25th, 2026. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Good morning, girlies, it's the Tollos. It's Jackson Claude and where your hoes. It's your favorite show, the fast-by-things you need to know. We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the Toast. It's on amazing. Welcome back to the Toast. Happy Friday, you guys today. It's a celebration because it's Friday. We have one of our most popular co-hosts of all time, Subbing in for Claudia. And we have Bruno in studio. So today is a three-for-welcome to today's co-host, my little sister, Margot Asre. Hello, everyone. I'm so jealous that you have Bruno. I should have brought mags. But you should have. I actually didn't plan to bring Bruno and I never bring him. I brought him, I can't even remember last time he was on the show,
but as I was driving to work this morning as I was leaving the house, I saw like Zack walking Bruno and I pulled over and he was with the boys. I was like, oh, hi. And then Bruno was just like being Bruno. And Zack was like, you want to take him to work? I was like, yeah, I do want to take him to work. But you didn't want to take his harness off? No, I didn't take his harness off. And now I can't because I don't want him to get up. But there's been like, a lot of rumors about Bruno. Yeah, talk to him. How's he doing? Because I was doing amazing worried the summer. He always gives everyone a fright in the Hamptons. The Hamptons do not agree with Bruno. He is the worst, fat, as lazy as version of himself. But the moment we got home, like he's back to the old bro. He's back. Okay. I know like, are you just like saying that to tell yourself that or like, no, no, no, no, no, everyone says it. Bruno is back. Bruno is back. Point blank period. Point blank period. I look forward to the next time you connect. I look forward to the next time I connect with him as well. Because you know he really loves me. He loves to come in my bed.
And I really love Bruno. But he makes me upset. He's crazy individual. But he's living his life. He's a crazy individual. He is. Well, you guys, Margot is here. And I didn't want to like overhype it. But I meant what I said because I was saying Claudius out today. I was thinking of like who I wanted to co-host with me. Who were some of the most popular co-hosts when I did Claudius' maternity leave? And Margot's episode, I think the shot, the episode was called like, Sachi Catching Strays, something like that. Yeah, yeah. I was catching Strays. And it was literally one of the most popular episodes of the maternity leave. And then people were reminding me like, oh, is it, because I said it's the most popular host for maternity leave. They were like, is it Jesse from Secret Lives? Actually, I do think hers was like the most popular host. Fair enough. Because it was like so fuzzy. No fair enough. So second most popular co-hosts. No, I like, that's an honor. I'll take like top five. Because it's like, you know, I'm not like special.
Like I'm your sister. It's not like I like have like really any major like tea to give. So it just means that people just enjoy our banter. And that's lovely. Yeah. And I think you're one of the closest personalities like two irregular episode of the toast is what it is. I was. You know, because I was ready to go to the studio, bring in a guest. You know, call my peeps in Miami. Yeah. You know, but I was like, wait, they just want like swirling the eyes. They just want to really vibes. I'm so happy you're here today. I'm so happy you're here today because it's like going to be a big Taylor day. And if not Claudia, like you are the right person to talk to. So given like the circumstances, we couldn't have a better co-host. I haven't spoken to you since the Hamptons. I don't think I've spoken to you like on a FaceTime. I texted here. I texted you asking if you could do the show to the people. Like, I haven't spoken to you since the Hamptons. No, we've recorded Redheads. That's really bad. And it's like, of course, it's a two way street. Yeah.
It is actually a two way street. You, if I never call you again, like you will never call me again. But if I will never call you again, you will never call me again. No, I would, I would call you. And you know that. But like I also am like extremely busy. I moved into a house. No, by the way, chicken bone, like I have like no problems with you. Like I totally get it. You have so much going on. No, of course you don't have problems with me. I'm saying I have a problem with you. I'm trying to be like, I'm also so busy. Like does it not make you sad that you haven't spoken to your favorite sister at length in a while? No, it does. But I'm also just thinking about like, I don't know what I would have had the time. Because then once I do eventually have the time and I'm in bed, like I don't want to fucking yeah. But like I just want to lay in bed. No time to call your sister. You know, actually I didn't even realize until right now. And it's been a really crazy month. But it's kind of disgusting and unprecedented how long we haven't like had a catch up for. So you guys are going to be privates. You are catch up. That's true. That's true. So it's fun for you. And by the way, like no, there's nothing like there's nothing but twist us negative or anything like that. Oh, should we start beef?
Like a server. People are going to hear that. People are going to hear that and think like we don't like each other. No, totally. Oh my god. I kind of love that. Like yeah, love people like think that like the sisters are like beefing. Like that's like tea. Yeah. It's like so cardagian. Yeah, totally. It's like, oh my god. Because we're so up like each other. Because we're so up each other's butts. Like there's never been any space for rumors like that. It's so true. But love each other so much. Also, not for nothing. Like there is a group chat that's constantly going on. It's not like we've never been we're not in communication. Like we are constantly talking every day. It's just a different format. And we know like if you have an update and I have an update. It's in like I know, but one to one. One on one. We haven't had a touch waste in a while. We haven't. You should come see me. Oh, we did when you called me actually. You called me about Bruno Mars. I did. I did. We were thinking about going to Bruno Mars. Like Bruno Mars has always been performing September, Miami. Like we're going. And then the week before Margot was like, are we going? And I said, no. And I do wish that we went. I didn't see one thing from that.
I haven't seen one thing from his tour. Come to think of it. I saw because someone's on a video. It's from the show in Miami and like it looked amazing. And we should have been there. But it was the day before you keep pouring. It's just a lot. It's just a lot of time. Yeah, it's smooth. Bruno swallowed a chicken bone. I have three kids. Bruno swallowed a chicken bone. Oh, yeah. Have you heard of this? It was like so many. It was like two plus weeks ago now. So I think we're in the clear. He swallowed a chicken bone, which is so bad for dogs. And then what? Nothing. Did he like poop it out? No, we keep calm and we carried on. So like in that event, you take him to the vet or you just like pray for the rest? No. Unless he's giving me cause. Unless he's like, you know, not being yourself. Making noises. Yeah. Or you know, sometimes we look at him or like there's something wrong with Bruno. But he was like fine. I can't say. Yeah. No, there was nothing. There was nothing. His birthday is coming up. Yeah. His birthday was in August. What? Oh, but you got him in October. His got you days coming up. Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. I always associate him with October. Got it. Okay. Oh, that's so cute. Yeah. Yeah. What's new with you? I know you just want to talk about Bruno. What's new with you? I shouldn't have brought him using distraction. Um, what's with me? I don't, nothing really to share with you publicly on mine, you know. Oh, wow. But you've been too busy to call me, but there's nothing new. No. My life is, I just have a busy life, you know. I just lead a very busy life. Like I just, what are you doing this weekend? Things going on. What am I doing this weekend? And tonight I have dinner, tomorrow. Have you ever been to a restaurant in the city called Estella? No, but I feel like I've heard of it, but why? That's where MGK and Dakota Johnson went on their date. Interesting. When they went to Taylor Swift's apartment. Oh, I don't know. I don't really like hot new places, because I feel like I go to the same three. Oh, you don't go to the hot new restaurants? We've been to Corner Store.
I do. I do love Corner Store. And I did actually go to the new restaurant that they opened. That Corner Store opened this week called Cafe Charmón. It's in the old St. Theos. And it was fabulous. So maybe I do actually know. So what do you think is the best restaurant in the city for someone coming to visit New York City? Hillsone. Okay, but like city specific. And I create it in some stones. Yeah. City specific. What's the cuisine? Let's give me a great restaurant in New York City. Like come on, we got a young New York City young person here. And it's not a membership club? No, and it's not a membership club. Shoot. Like, I don't know why this is coming to me, but like American bar. Okay. That sounds like I do love American bar. Yeah. What? Are you ready for my next question? Nothing else.
I'm going to say what's new with you. Oh, that's so sweet of you. What's new with me? What is it new with me, I would say? It's so true. I can't wait to see your new house. I'm so excited. Are you coming anytime soon? Do you have plans? I have Thanksgiving booked. I'm not sure. I love that. I love that. That helps you. That's incredible. I'm thinking about maybe coming in October for Levi's birthday. Okay. Great. But I need to see, I have a lot of work travel coming up, so I need to see how that nets out. And then if that weekend is available, then I'll come. Okay. Great. We would love to have you. Yeah. It's just been like new house thing. This getting settled, just like loving the new party vibe. Do you like change? Hate. Hate. Do you think you'd like change more or less than Claudia? Claudia hates change too. No, I know. I think I handle change better than Claudia, but I don't know if I like it. You know? Yeah. Yeah. You don't like change. Like, I love it. You do?
I do. That's such a good quality. Like, I hate change. I'm like a creature of habit in like so many aspects of my life. So exciting. That's so scary. So I'm just like loving being in a new environment and just all of the newness. That's crazy. Like to me, I'm just like that I hear what you're doing. I'm like holy shit, that's so much work. Yeah. Well, it was a lot of work, but now the fruits of my labor are paying off. There's still like stuff, a little like fun projects to do. I would say like the stuff that we have to do now is like fun, like finding a cute sofa for the bedroom. Right, right, right. Right. Like, so I'm just taking my sweet time ordering a million fabric samples. So when I come, like I still say with you, yeah. I would love it. I would love it. Yeah. It's up to you. Like, we always switch or like, pop around. We pop around. That's true. So it's really up to you. Okay. Well, I feel like I'll have to, because I like wouldn't, won't have been there yet. Like it'll be his house I'm familiar. Right, right, right. It will be like a fun special thing. No, and like, parched. Do the boys talk about me? Yeah. Are they like, where's Miss Margot?
Um, you can say no. Oh, the text. I made she did talk about you this morning. What'd you say? Would you say I was talking about Miss Margot? She said that you weren't going to be here tonight for dinner. For dinner. Correct. I will not be that. So it was about the absence of Miss Margot. So classic, I feel like that's always what you're talking about is the absence of Miss Margot. It's not too late for you to get on a flight. Make it for dinner. I'm going to make chili. I, it's just, there's just like no way, but like I love you and that's a really beautiful sentiment. Um, but it's just going to have to be a no for me at the moment. I'm making chili. I know that's honestly enough to get me there. I might even make cornbread. Sour dough cornbread? No regular. Regular. Like in the box. You made something recently. What was it? Oh, the C.P.K. Tricholory salad. That was a new, inspired choice. Thank you so much for mentioning that. I didn't talk about it on the toast. Yes. I, my favorite menu item from California Pizza Kitchen is this tricholory salad, which was like an off menu item, but it was a salad on top of like a cheesy pizza crust and it
was amazing. I don't think I ever ate anything else at C.P.K. Because that was the only thing I ate. I guess I started with like the vegetable lettuce wraps and then that was the mean. So good. So good. It started to become like not available at C.P.K. And now like C.P.K. is nowhere to be found. There's white queens. I had a paid brand deal. Oh, love that. So I, I don't know why I had a bite of like a pizza last week that I was like, oh my god, this crust tastes like C.P.K. pizza crust. And I was like, oh, I should try and make that. So I did. My first attempt was really good. There are a couple things that I would do differently and I would totally make it again. And it totally satisfied the craving. It was so exciting. I think it looks so good. It looks small, but not a lot of people. Oh, no, it was huge. Really? Oh, the photo, it looked small. Oh, my god. It was like way too, I didn't even eat all that crust. Oh, oh, okay. Yeah. I have really big plate. That's why it looks like it. It looks like it fit on a plate, but I have extra large plates. I understand. Um, so I would highly recommend that.
And if you never had the triclory pizza at C.P.K.K. Like I feel sorry for you. Me too. Like seriously. It was a sign at the times. It was. Like DM me and they were like, oh my god, this brings me back. Yeah. Speaking of sign at the time, so I went to Harae on Wednesday. Harae styles. Yeah. It was fabulous actually. It's at the concert that's on your story. Yeah. I didn't watch it yet. It was from two days ago, so it's gone. I just like, I actually remember I was walking through my room like trying to see what concert you were at and then something came up and it has put my phone down. Oh, that's a challenge to me. That's totally fair. I was in Harry's house. Harry's house. But not Harry's house. No, no, no, this is Harry's house. Harry's house is together together. So Harry's house could come on namesake. Harry's house could come on namesake. That's true. What do you think about my podcast idea, namesake? I think it's so smart. And also I feel like it comes up a lot like where like there's a lot of people who was it recently that you replied to my story. Charlie poof. Charlie poof. Yes. Yeah, Charlie poof. Charlie poof.
Charlie poof. Charlie poof. Charlie poof. Charlie poof. Yeah, literally. That's the thing too. You can be like, oh, hi, Harry. Harry. Do you watch Dancing With The Stars? So no, but like I'm informed and I watch the clips and like I may as well. Do you know what I mean? Well, as long as you're informed. I'm informed. Like I have one of my friends who's like is a psychotic Dancing With The Stars fan and like keeps me up to date on every single thing. So I do know what is going on. But I don't know. What are you watching? I'm so glad you asked because I've been watching like so much TV recently. Linus. Have you heard of it? I've heard about it. Everyone's talking about it. So good. So good. Okay. I watched that new Emmy Rossum show Furious. Oh, hate like seriously when I tell you I hated that show and I didn't even realize how much I hated the show as I was watching. But now that I finished it and I've been sitting with it, I'm like, been thinking about how much I hated that show and I'm upset that I wasted so much time on it. And also I went from Linus to Furious and the production budget on Linus versus Furious
was so much higher that it made Furious not enjoyable to watch. And then I just started the diplomat. Okay. Yeah. I mean like a weird like era of shows at the moment. Evening out with Olivia. No, I mean like on such an Olivia vibe like yeah, yeah, no. I started to watch like a Harlan Cobain one because she loves them like. Oh wow. Okay. Maybe you should stay at Olivia's when you come down so you guys could have like movie night. Yeah. It's so true. We do love a movie night when I stay there. Harlan Cobain. Harlan Cobain. I'm just hoping. And button of the worst part. Do you want to know the worst part? Is that I started the show to watch it and I realize I've already seen it. That is so Olivia. I know. Yeah. Fool me once or whatever. So yeah, that's what I've been watching. But yeah, no, I'm not not like reality TV stuff, you know. Yeah. That's all I watch. I know. And then like you asked me to explain reality TV stuff like you were so interested to be informed on Let's Marry Harers. I liked it and I was like someone who was really not informed as an outsider and seeing some stuff online sometimes.
I was so confused. So I went to my sister and I explained it and she and she sent me voice notes and she explained it well. That was a crazy time. Let's marry ours. Such a weird basis for show. Yeah, it didn't have to be Mary. Like they didn't know it could have just been a dating show. No, we're ended in engagement and you're going to marry. Yeah, of course. But he's with he's still currently with the other one. The girl that he met on his honeymoon allegedly. Oh, I thought he was someone from the show, but just not owner. No, not from the show. We don't know who it is, at least not in my to my knowledge. Not sure. It's not public. I don't think so. Interesting. Maybe pen like figured it out, but I don't know. And like remind me, are you like a fan of Harry's Aussie? So I was and I am, but the show was not good for his image, I would say. And if his image was starting to be rehabilitated before the show and in the early episodes of
the show where it's like he's so serious and he wants to get married and he lost his dad and it's making him realize he wants kids and a family. And then like that's just not how it wound up. Right. So it's kind of it was like hard to read for him. I understand that's totally fair. Yeah. So it's complicated like for us, Harry fans. It sounds complicated. I feel sorry for you guys that you have to take on that burden. It's okay. We're small but mighty group laterally. Okay. Let's get into the stories. Do you think so? I really want to talk about Taylor's music because I really like what I've been thinking about this morning and I'm sure for you as well. Did you listen? I did. So without further a doodah doodah doodah doodah. It is time for the fast-sized stories that you do need to know. Today's episode is brought to you by Smile Set. Smile Set delivers doctor prescribed clearer liners for under $1,800 that 60% less than traditional braces or in office treatment. A licensed doctor reviews your case and builds your custom treatment plan.
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So as we discussed, she put out four new songs from her encore album of the life of a showgirl. So the life of the showgirl, the young core came out today. Four new songs we have Patient Zero, Cleveland, Pink Clouding and Babylon. We will go one by one starting with Patient Zero and the music video came out. No, no, it comes out at the VM East on Sunday. Oh, yes. Yeah, no. I was like, I didn't watch the music video. I didn't do my homework. Thank God. Okay, I did my homework. Professor, I did the reading. Thank God. Patient Zero is the lead single from the encore of the life of a showgirl, the young core. What do you think? Okay, so Patient Zero in particular is like growing on me as I listen more. However, I don't know. I'm having a hard time. I'm not going to lie. I'm having a hard time. Cleveland, I have to say like I love like it's like a box city. Okay, so you know what? Let's start. Let's look at the four as a whole and let's start with the positive. I don't want to start with Patient Zero. Yeah, I want to start with Cleveland.
I would like to start with Cleveland. Even though discourse online is like that people are hating Cleveland. Like I'm getting DMs being mad at me that I like Cleveland. And I'm like, okay. Well, I like Cleveland. Well, actually we have to talk about Patient Zero because we have to talk about what the songs are about. Patient Zero is about like, you know, her ex is at now ex calls her and is like, you know, he did the same thing. Did this happen to you? Yeah. And like bonding with your ex is as in like, you know, I know because I was patient zero. And I'm like, really, you just got married in your first song after your wedding is about some toxic ex relationship that whoever it is, it's certainly been played out a million times over. Like that's really what we're leading with after like this joyous occasion. I know. I want to like, I want you like what I want from her is the similar vibe, but completely opposite sentiment of, you know, that song, stop the wedding. Yeah. And it's like fun and whatever. Like I want that song, but the happy version from Taylor post wedding. That's what I want. Yeah, or even like, where's my husband, but like the here's my husband.
Yeah, similar, literally similar, similar, similar vibes. I love that first of all, because it's really these, you know, I really hate to go down this path because I don't agree with it, but it's really starting to like beg the question, can like happy people in love make it music art. Okay. Can I say like Lou Combs makes good art? Well, damn. And like he doesn't have any like to to multis whatever he's in a happy loving relationship and he has like such banger songs about being in love. So many banger songs about like how much he loves his wife. Yeah. And so rate point. Yeah. So I do think it's rate point possible. So back to the positive. So I heard patient zero and I was honestly. Yeah. Yeah. No, I have the same reaction. I heard Cleveland and I was happy because we got a song about her present relationship. And it's obviously about travelers and it's like so happy and like,
boistful, boastful. And but I do like that a lot of it is like satire. Like some of the lines are just like her like poking fun of like at herself, but also at like whatever I'm saying about her. It's like someone said it's like she has there's she wrote one of the lyrics. I think it's like she has so much money. Why does she dress like trash? And like that's what people say. And it's like she like put that in the song. I think that that's what people say. Which is actually a great reference because I feel the complete opposite. Like are you like it's this happy song about like how much her man loves her. Even though everybody thinks she's a loser. And it's like really the majority of people don't think that. And the whole world was rooting for your relationship and the whole world was obsessed with your relationship. And like maybe some nasty people were saying some nasty things or even like maybe like one percent of the discourse was like remotely negative being like, why is he with her? But also why is she with him? Where's the song about why she with him? And like you're giving your haters like so much validation song when literally no couple on earth has ever been more championed and loved and excited for than the two of them.
No, I agree. And also they're in the bridge. There's one part where she's like you just have to find someone who doesn't find you completely and sufferable. And it's like, well, that's funny. Like that's sad. Yeah. You know, what you think about herself is that she's insoperable. Yeah. So the the the chorus is really cute because it's like something we can all agree on. My baby likes what he likes. He already took me to Cleveland and showed me the heights. So hey, all you like this is the love of my life. So like I love that. I love that. But then all of the verses are like, she's not as hot as she was, but she was only a four. She was never a girl's girl. She's dressed like a whore. And then it's supposed to be whore, but she doesn't say it. And with all of a sudden she doesn't curse anymore, which I love that. Thank you. I don't have to listen to the clean version. And with all that money, why is she dressed like trash when she smiles, it's annoying. And you have you seen her. And it's supposed to be asked. I feel like people have said that though. I will give her that. Yeah. No, I agree. You know, and definitely the worst people have said. So but these things, I know. And it's like like to your point that's like that's like 3% of the world.
Like let's talk about the 97%. Yeah, like what was it like to be in a relationship that the entire world was completely obsessed with? Like you literally changed the sport of football. And it worked out. Yeah. Yeah. So and it also reminds me of shaking it off. I say out to Lee, kind of, and I've written like that's the people like just all just like so sure. She's obsessed with what the mean things people say about her. I know. I know. And sure people say mean things about you so sure like right about this. Yeah. But what about like all of the great things like you are seriously the most famous person on earth and the most famous football on earth. But love. But love. So billionaire. But other than that, I liked like the beat of that song and it felt better to me. Agreed. Me too. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. that was really good. It's not sticking with me. Like I can't place it. And has that and met the magenta sunrise f nach schon forever intertwined through the rosewood
on the fire, neither of us knew at the time that I was a liar. Like I don't know what it's about. I don't. I don't. like I saw something that was like patient zero is about like not being in a toxic relationship. Cleveland is about what it's like to be in a healthy relationship. Pink clouding is about like recognizing that you hurt people and Babylon is about, I don't remember, but it was like the closing of a story. I don't know. I had seen something like Babylon was about like knowing that you're never going to be like hard broken like that again. Oh, yeah. I was like that you're married and it's what it's done and like that's the encore. Yeah. I loved Babylon. Now I am. I love Babylon. I am privy to love anything like call of Babylon or about Babylon, Tower of Babylon and Babylon. But I also really just liked it. I didn't listen closely to know what it's about.
Yeah. I also just like the beat like the open the intro is just like got me hooked. Yeah. It was nice and pretty. And it sounds like one of her songs. I just can't place what it is. Yeah. But here's what I'll say is obviously I'm happy to get new Taylor always and forever. I really, really just want a view Taylor's version. Like that's what I want right now personally and I need that to happen. I want the love songs Travis's version. Right. I want debut Taylor's version with like her vault songs now. Also people are saying people I saw one thing that patients, of course it's like who is this about I don't think it's about Joe all win because he hasn't had like a breakup neither has Maddie since like everything happened. People are saying Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner. I was thinking Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner or Dakota Johnson and also Dakota's in the music video. It's an enduced like well so here's the thing and obviously I don't know if we have to
believe it but Taylor like called into a radio interview and she was saying that this morning. Yeah or it was yeah this morning and she was saying that she was like sitting with a group of friends and like one of the friends was like oh this person just called me because like they broke up with XYZ and like want to talk about it and then like everybody else was like oh my God that's happened to me like blah blah blah and so then she was like oh that's like and I got a good idea for a song. Maybe she's just saying that and it's a cover to not be about people specifically but I she's saying that she got inspiration from those around her. I love that. I feel like that was a lot of folk more and ever more. I think that's a lot of artists do when like maybe things are quiet in their personal life. But you don't do that under the framework of the life of a show girl which is the life of you. You agree. So that would be under you know like Harry Underwood really is like storyteller and it was like you know about Jenny. Yeah. I was. Jenny. That's Carrie. She's just telling like this story of Jenny all that money and a save. Jenny from the devil living in his.
So it could be done. I'm fine with that but like everything with Taylor is so personal. The life of a show girl is literally her telling us this is her life as she experienced it while she was in her show girl era. So you can't now say oh it's about my friend and also so she was sitting around with her friends. Is that the trip she went on with shell bag and Max when she know what she said she wrote she said her shell bag and Max shell back shell back in Max who could come on names like um yes they they wanted to celebrate the the amazing success of T. Loas so they went on a trip to Sweden and they were just there to celebrate but of course there was a studio and there are songwriters so they fell into a couple songwriting and that's what the I I didn't know I did sorry I just like didn't I wasn't thinking like girls trip when I was reading that like I think it came from like her bachelor at party or something. Got it but again I think that's a crazy like what you are going to put it what she puts out at any given moment.
Yeah we are all reading into will be speculated for your first song after you get married to be oh it was just like a random funny thought we had that asked patients they were like everything with you so intentional no I obviously agree but also and then Dakota Johnson though recently has been doing this of eternal like going to Taylor Swift's apartment right after she broke up with role model and like you know Taylor's like been taking care of her but no but that wouldn't be like the common X I they're yes they don't have the common X but actually she's the role model Mark are they dating for two minutes it would maybe be Chris Martin I like loved Dakota Johnson and role model like it made so much sense to me but I think the like the real X is Chris Martin yeah of course but like they work up so long go at this point and also like for you want to put out these four songs like fine what would take but like again her patients here to be the single when it's so clearly right the worst one oh no that she chooses the worst songs is her singles why I started
thinking about that today why I don't know like I seriously don't know it doesn't make any sense to me like especially on her other albums when it's like so crystal clear like what the song should have been like lover cruel summer are you fucking kidding me like hello and the hero yeah no midnight yeah that was bad shake it off I mean I know but I you know I love shaking I know I know you are shake it off apologies it's true they play play play do the boys know that do the boys know shake it off yet it's come on a couple times it's like sometimes I'll put it on if I'm like trying to get like a fun song in for mama but they don't know it I feel like I could see them taking to it yeah also it's on the sing soundtrack so I think if your kids like sing then they they'll like shake it up but they've never seen sing but maybe it's time oh my god they would love it yeah that's a good one that is such a movie so
that's the new encore I'm curious if it's an amazing I feel like a lot's gonna come out of the VMAs like I just feel like it's gonna be like a busy VMA is the vibe I'm getting like with Taylor and just like I feel like other things I've just been seeing is like it's just gonna be like stuff's going on okay so I'll know yeah I wonder like what the like people think sound off in the comments like on your thoughts of encore yeah all I've been seeing is just hate for Cleveland so far it's misdirected it's my story that patient zero fired at patient zero okay are you ready for our next story I am this is a crazy very sad story Melania Judeis had quote suicidal thoughts and mental breakdown during an airport clash with her mom and her sister so a video was shared yesterday of Melania Judeis at the airport with her mom Teresa Judeis
who has a New Jersey and her sister Gea police were called and it was said that she was having suicidal thoughts and a mental breakdown when she had a heated encounter with her mom and her sister at Tampa International Airport in Florida on Wednesday page six can exclusively confirm cops were alerted that multiple females need police ASAP and that she got away that she was separated from a counselor who was also on the scene according to an incident report of tape night page six she was last she was allegedly last seen 30 minutes before her mom saw her run away about 10 minutes later she was located and escorted by police to her gate then shortly a video went up on social media that was then taken down of Melania like filming her mom and her sister um like yelling at them and Teresa just being like I love you I love you I love you and Melania being like shut the fuck up she was yelling at her mom like this is what we do now this is what I do now because I guess because like the police were there so it was just a bit of an altercation at the airport yeah it's very sad
well you know that Melania's best friend just died right so I wonder if that's like playing into like her sort of mental and emotional state yeah she's also been going through just a bad period because even before that she was arrested for domestic assault she punched someone that report had the initials lr which could be anyone but also could be Teresa's new husbands name is Luis Reles and his son is Luis Reles Jr I believe so it's like I think perhaps someone in the family interesting I don't know that so this is just like as a string of like troubled behavior troubled behavior how old is she she is 20 oh oh my god I don't know why she thought I thought she was like 15 no she's 20 well because we've seen her grow up right right that's really sad like I I feel bad for them and I have to say like I actually met Gia and she's like lovely at like
and lovely and like seems like very like good head on her shoulders I was like actually kind of taking it back by it yes I think that's always been people's impression of her I think she like grew up fast and young she's very mature and now she's on next gen and she has her podcast and she's really doing well for herself and I would say good head out her shoulders is a good way to describe her especially I don't do no are you next gen I feel like I'm not next gen I feel like you don't watch housewives yeah you would watch next gen no I feel like if I were to watch Aisha it would be like summer house but I don't and I won't yeah you know you don't like reality TV I don't think I like reality TV so great like I still haven't even finished and I actually was really enjoying it but I just Earl meets world I know like I just like I haven't finished it like I did not finish it because I saw like what's worth seeing like online and so then I'm like okay I don't need to
like spend my time watching wow I know I've been meaning to I I will but like even like secret lives of Mormon wives like I don't think I ever finished a second season yeah I can I understand my like you don't watch that I feel like that's not your vibe but like Alex Earl so your vibe no I know and I do love her and I do love Briale so yeah um so this is very sad I feel very bad for Theresa I feel like she's handling it like as best as you can I know she can't catch a break yeah no this just like this is very very sad very sad prayers yeah I hope she gets I hope that she needs I agree our next story is just so interesting that I came out today because I would never pick it if Claudia were here but I have today okay I have to pick it because you are here because Dev Cameron got married to her man who I didn't know she had a man and that this is her man
main skin front man Damiano David okay I have so many things to say one there's a story that I keep waiting for you to bring up and I'm really just so curious to see if you picked it but I'm not gonna say until we're done and if you don't I'm gonna be so confused wait up you have okay after this story you're gonna say it okay fine um I did see that I didn't know that it was the front man to main skin I do people know that like you and I have like lore with Dev Cameron if you've been around for a really long time you do if you've been watching the show since the beginning but if you're like sort of new here Margo and I are obsessed with and we're obsessed with now it's like you know sort of over so yeah what's there to do but like we love the descendants franchise no like whoa no one has ever loved it more or seen as many times as we have like the well it's because it's Kenny or Tega uh huh and one and she we're so good three was not good but every every like trilogy has a flop yeah so we had inadvertently love Dev Cameron love Dev Cameron like we have
kept up with her in every relationship in every like project it's up in smooth ride no she has she has had troubles yeah and she's gone through like a lot of different eras and like figuring out like you know who she is post-is me and all of that um she's had a couple different relationships she actually always states like interesting people even if at the time I don't know if always at the time I don't know them I don't know them yeah and then I'm like oh like Tom is already from he was in descendants but then he's also in gossip girl he was in tell me lies oh great you guys Leo Leo we're telling lies that's who she's thinking wow good memory like I would never remember that um yeah no and yeah I'm happy for her that she's married like I was not obsessed with her luck so they were like matching suits they got married in Italy so it wasn't you know gonna be why everyone gets married in hailey page why everyone gets married in the opposite she's alternative yeah okay so say that like them getting married in Italy isn't
reason to not wear a fucking dress yeah well they poor it match you should switch to speed up I mean she's like really one of the most beautiful people she's unbelievably gorgeous how could she be that but first of all main skin like Eurovision they won Eurovision did you know that yeah and jameano david I actually know who that is because I've been listening to like one of his songs is on like I identified that I liked it and it's on my like song so I see his name like every day in my car the first time do you know it I maybe have to hear it I love it do you know that I can't play it always thought that main skin was like seriously a band from like the 80s I know I don't know what oh because they were like new and young I think it's because they did cover cover of like begging begging which isn't old song so then when they read it you probably just thought they were the ones who sang it originally saying it yeah but yeah I'm pretty sure main skin is from Eurovision I think I know that like I'm I'm 99% sure but let me just I mean I feel like you're probably right
yeah and they saying ZTABWONI yeah they won in the Netherlands in 2021 wow okay I'm like fairly recently yeah great I am I didn't know he was dating dub and I didn't know that they got married so I'm so glad that I married today when you're here so we could talk about it no mean either I'm so happy for her like I feel like she like found her piece and I feel like that's all she's really ever wanted yeah I think also things like perception of her shifted a lot when she did armchair expert a few years ago yeah and she's so smart and well spoken and she has a crazy story and I think like people got to know her who didn't know her and those of us who didn't know her like saw her in different light and she's used to like very mature and very like ready and not you know just the Disney girl that that everyone knew and loved no I agree yeah to my toe to the model to David to the happy
couple to the David's to the David's okay what's the story you thought I was gonna choose Sydney sweetie and Belmont Camelie okay that is the next story I really I'm actually bummed that it's the next work I thought there was like something huge that I was missing oh no and honestly this was sort of a last minute edition we don't always like talk about casting news but because like your Belmont Camelie spokesperson and this sounds really good and it's Friday it didn't make the cut yeah off campus star Belmont Camelie joined Sydney sweetie and Sony's hollow so Sony pictures look sweat found its brawn bones for its upcoming sleepy hollow movie sources tell deadline that Belmont Camelie is set to join Sydney sweetie in the studio's adaptation of hollow the project based on filmmaker Lindsey Anderson beers forthcoming debut novel okay so the book hasn't come out yet no is that interesting uh she's also attached to direct as well as adapter novel which will be published by putt num in fall 2027 the novel sold to putt num in a highly competitive and will be globally translated at lunch why is this already being adapted to movie and also why is it already
like known to be like again like why is there a huge bidding war on an author's first book I don't know and also I'm confused on if there's a script like why do you have to release a book if the book isn't already out no no no I'm beyond confused we're gonna have to do some investigating okay okay like there nothing will ever like be more hyped than this no I know and like filmmaker okay so she wrote the Netflix film Sierra Burgess is a loser mm-hmm as well as pet cemetery and chaos walking don't know those yes she founded a production company with two other people who announced that it's going to help produce the new adaptation of Lord of the Flies but like still that doesn't that doesn't explain like all the buzz should I ask chat I don't know so the novels are reimagining of the legend of sleepy hollow yes told through the perspective of Katrina Catarina Van Tassel played by
Sydney Swimi reframing one of literature's most iconic heroines positions her as not only romantic prize but essential figure and dangerous mystery and seductive supernatural love triangle triangle the story blends got myth gothic atmosphere psychological intrigue and agrodic thriller elements into contemporary high concept reinvention of the classic tale okay what's the legend of sleepy hollow you've never heard of sleepy hollow like I've heard of it but also I've also heard of like stars hollow what's the one from Gilmore girls stars hollow is Gilmore worse yeah is it yes it stars right I think so I never watch Gilmore girls what's Gilmore girls hollow stars hollow Gilmore girls yeah you're right it's a fictional town and Connecticut feature in the television series of Gilmore girls okay so that's the only hollow I know yes sleepy hollow no I don't know what it's about but I've always heard of sleepy hollow like as it's like a Tim Burton thing okay this is sounding worse
and worse I and it's a gothic atmosphere starting Sydney Swini and Belmont Camelli I want to see them in full color yeah yeah I know I do think that this is like supposed to be kind of like thriller mystery vibes like I don't think it's supposed to be like her movie with glampow what was it called yeah that's what I was thinking too oh yeah no I don't think it's I don't think it's also good because no like that one got just such a bad rap I never saw it but it also it didn't it wasn't even compelling for me to see because it is so obvious you know yeah but I'm just like so intrigued by Sydney Swini is collecting these off-campus men like infinity stones because she's she cast Stephen Kaelin Dean for the housemaid right yeah and so like that's kind of crazy that is crazy I didn't realize that I love I love that no I mean I love that but he's just he's not the main guy he's like her boyfriend for in the sequel for housemaid secret yeah yeah which like
love that for him yeah okay so how do you feel about them him her and Belmont in sleepy hollow I mean I'm obsessed like I like I love Sydney Swini and like we all know like I'm Belmont Malice we can span so like why not like do you see Tyler Cameron's dance to dance to do the stars of course I did I mean I think I prove as the president of the Belmont Kaelin how I'm yeah I proved I thought it's a good idea I think like by Sharna or whatever to like do that and like put into that like I think that that was for you heard those chicks in the office idea was it yeah I didn't know that I'm talking about it because they were there do you see them dancing like in the no I probably did it because you don't watch so you're not entirely informed I'm not entirely informed but they were there with as like Tyler's friends and family and in the in the dance yeah no in the dance he like goes and dances in front of like his little family section yeah because it's like girls you know yeah yeah yeah um and then they were talking on their podcast how like they had this idea for him oh oh it's that was a really good idea like amazing idea amazing idea like
love that because it's like it's not at the point where it's too overdone yet it's definitely like gonna get there but like no it's not there were two things like and that's what I said to Claudia like yeah he danced in the show I had already known I had already seen the video from the kid Lori concert I saw that video first yeah oh yeah okay I hadn't seen off campus but I saw the video yeah I saw like everyone posting it and I thought it was cool actually you know Claudia hated it like I had no issue with that as I was he's obviously it recreating his viral dance from his show and when I finally watch a show I didn't even realize that was the the moment because in the show it's quite literally point seven seconds you know it's nothing happened he didn't even do like a good job in the dance offer drunk Shakespeare so like how did that get pick up because like people are obsessed so like they'll find like anything they can and then when they do like slow it down and like duplicate it like into a fan edit like it's really okay okay you know doing like that yeah yeah when you're doing it like that like you obviously get consumed by
it and like the man just loves to dance like that's it yeah so so far we have like just that one then the one at the concert and then Tyler Cameron like there's I don't think it's over done no I don't think it's over done at all just let him dance yeah let the boy dance maybe he'll be dancing in hollow or maybe he'll be dancing sooner than you think wink wink on dancing with the stars no no dancing with the satches no would you ever do dancing with the stars for sure but I think I would be like serenade nader like I would get like I would get kicked off on the first night because like I'm a nephosist or like nobody can care about me but like I would totally do it perfect comparison except if you danced really well they actually you could go home really night one because your score would like carry you through maybe maybe but I don't don't dance right now like no like I just know how to go like you know like we actually don't
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with her look which includes a different nose than the other Barbies you know some saying a a bigger nose so this week mentality needed its first official Hanukkah doll as part of the legacy toy brands holiday sweaters collection the twenty eight dollar toys part of the company's upcoming holiday sweater collection which includes two other Barbies one who's blonde one who is black they're dressed in red and green Christmas sweaters that light up when you press a hidden button they you know have a Barbie's hair and shiny lips um the Hanukkah Barbie is a little different first there okay like wait first there is her outfit she's wearing a blue sweater with a giant but Nora baby blue geratos and tiny snowflakes along with loose stars of David um she's also wearing what appears to be uggs and um she's got a schnauz okay am I blind like Jackie I didn't see
anything wrong through nose like it wasn't that big so here's what I will say they obviously tweaked the nose because Barbie like the other Barbie noses have all the stuff it's like a Barbies are like teeny tiny yeah this one is this wasn't like a schnauz like if you just showed me the doll and didn't say they like enlarge the nose or anything like and you just showed me this Hanukkah doll I first of all she's beautiful she's gorgeous like I kind of like she kind of looks like me it's like representation and I do think she looks like a beautiful Jewish girl into like before all of this if you just showed me they were making a Hanukkah doll you guys anti-semitism is so fucking bad we don't need to look for shit like this no that's where I'm like I think the words you are looking for thank you I were always fighting for inclusion we just like want to be part part of it and like I don't think that they did this in a way to be anti-semitic I really don't like it's fucking Barbie and so I have no problem with this honestly of the bigger issue is that like I feel like like I'm not obsessed with like her outfit I don't like any of their outfits that's
what Christmas and holiday sweaters are there ugly there's ugly Christmas sweaters fine that's so true yeah no guys I have no problem with this and like again it's not like it's a crazy shnaw that it's like offensive it's not like it's like no it's like mac a more war literally exactly like it's it's just it looks like a regular nose to me like yeah I think I mean they definitely like side by side but like I wasn't doing that they definitely like stepped into some stuff like trying to like you know get into like features and whatnot and they could have just like done of the same face and the sweater but they like try to be authentic I don't know they're like damned if they do damned if they don't I'm just happy that there's a Hanukkah party she's beautiful and I really hope that this doesn't like hinder them from like doing more yeah I think everybody like calm down I can give you a list of things to go be offended about instead but the only other thing I'll say is that Barbie is Jewish the founder of Barbie Ruth Handlers Jewish and I think she made the dolls like it was for her daughter so why you gotta make Barbie Jewish if she's already Jewish
you know what I mean like why did you change her face if the original bar if that face is the original yeah it's that's an original so actually that sort of bothers me more because now you're saying oh Barbie was never Jewish and here is a Jewish Barbie that's a racer that's a racer now we're getting into a racer and now we're getting to a racer which I'm disgusting yeah which like okay I never mind like you're wrong for me like you're telling the wrong story because Barbie is Jewish Jewish but no other than that like she's beautiful and if she were like really ugly and busted oh my god if she if she looks like the face that Macklemore did like that that you face like then that's that's what we're acting like it is and it's it's quite really not it's it's not at all so I think it's really cute and thank you so much for including us in your holiday collection and we're just happy to be here and that's all really um I wish Claudia were here today like just to yeah I wouldn't know what she thinks about this you can ask her on Monday yeah hopefully it'll come on one
Monday yeah well those were the fast-sized stories and I feel as though you needed to know them for sure we definitely needed to discuss them now it's time for Queenie and we need of the week miss margo do you have a queenie and we need for us I have a queenie I don't really know if I have a we need even though like I feel like everyone's just constantly being a constant we need at all times the problem is they're like worse than we need so yeah yeah yeah just a we need like just like a we need weird thing somebody like yeah I've just been like struggling with that everyone that listens knows how to hit shop go with like on somebody a we need yeah yeah because like people did far worse things but they're actually too bad yeah like we need supposed to be funny and then it's like if you get all serious it's like it's like you've missed the point um from a weeny perspective I have to think about that but I have my Queenie and like I'm really like I feel like it's a really good one okay who's your Queenie Lily Reinhardt I don't know if you guys have spoken about her on the show this week but have you like been seeing her press tour looks I saw one of them that was president's daughter yeah she and then I saw a headline that she's like making
iconic rom com looks like her press tour looks and she's fucking eating down yo like she is crushing did you read the love hypothesis you did oh I did um I'm very excited for the movie I feel like it's gonna be really good but she on this press or she's been uh recreating these like iconic moments and she's being doing such a good job she looks like so unbelievably pargy like in she just looks amazing right now and like her looks have been so gorgeous and like I've just been eating it up and it's really just like in my opinion Queenie behavior that's beautiful yeah my Queenie will be Claudia for announcing oh yeah that's sweet and you know how how hard she's been working that's really sweet to make it through Jackie that's beautiful thank you I mean he could always be us I mean he could always be us that's what's in the actual hard part about Queenie and we need it's like we're the Queenies I know but like you can't say that all the time no you can't say it all
the time um and you're the Queenie for joining me today thank you for having me you know I love to be here yeah no this was so fun I needed a hit of satchy I hit a satchy like you know I just just get on the plane markup just get on a plane do you want a bucket if I book it will you come if I build it what if you like show up for dinner and nobody knows how you're coming it's not too late it's not too late I'm gonna listen to this I know I already thought about that um um nobody in our family is gonna listen no literally like we could say they're crazy as shit and like nobody's gonna listen to it certainly not to the bitter I'm like you don't listen to me and what do you want me to do this no no no no and I'm not offended that nobody is listening we don't want them to listen to it no I only listen to it when one of my moles tells me that you guys were talking shit about me yeah yeah love that yeah it's a great way to get more listeners we need you yeah um okay I'll book your flight we love you so much we will see you on Monday thank you so much for being toasters for just everything that you are the best community
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