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Join us to unpack the ancient Chinese origins of the drink and find out how it became the national drink of modern Britain. Listen on BBC.com or wherever you get your podcasts. Good morning, Kooner Country. Okay, my friends. It is, I really want to stress this to all of you. This is not a spoof. It's going to sound like a spoof. You're going to say, come on. You know, is this, you know, is the April fools come early this year? This is not a gag. This is not a spoof. This is not, you know, I'm making it up for comedic effect. This is literally a true story. It is both local. It is now national. It has gone everywhere. And I believe the reason why this story is connecting and resonating the way it is.

In this story, it sums up the utter insanity and contradictions of the modern day radical left. Okay, of woke ideology itself. So brace yourself because this, this, again, I am not joking. I'm not exaggerating an ayoda. So first of all, what's going to shock you is that this story was actually published in the Boston Globe. That's right. The left wing moonbat Boston Globe. You're going to say what? A story that reveals how insane the left is is from the globe. I think they thought this was just like a fun sort of human interest piece. And now it's by the way, there's subscriptions. They've got to think a thousand new subscriptions based on a disingle story.

It's apparently shattering a record for the Boston Globe. So here is exactly what the Boston Globe initially reported. And now it is everywhere. There is a lesbian bar in Greenfield, Massachusetts. And the bar is called last ditch. Okay, the last ditch bar. And I swear to you, by the way, they're under last financial legs. They're on the verge of going bankrupt. Okay, they're really close now. They're very close to going bankrupt. To this day, they still have COVID mask mandates, meaning every patron who enters the bar is required to wear a COVID mask. In fact, not just a COVID mask.

Now, remember, this is 2026. Okay, not 2022 or 2021. It's 2026. Everybody's got to wear a mask, but not just a mask. An N95 or sorry, a KN95 mask or better. In other words, the really good masks. The one that really grips you around your mouth and your nose area. So they've been doing this now for years. Patrons, it doesn't matter. You have to wear a mask. On top of that, they do not allow police officers or cops. Veda Butten, if you're a cop or a police officer out. Okay, but they claim to be very inclusive. In fact, listen, they're so inclusive that and they're so leftist that they have what they call an anti-capitalist business model.

I swear only in this state, only in this freaking state. So because they have an anti-capitalist business model, quote, nobody will be barred from entry due to lack of funds. So in other words, if you can't pay, it's okay. This is in Greenfield, Mike, Western mass, central, I guess, central Western mass. So Mike is like, boy, he doesn't sound like the worst thing. Now it gets even better, okay? So it gets even better. Our people, unhoused people are welcome according to them. They're absolutely welcome.

So if you're poor, the meaning you're homeless, you can stay there and have a drink on them. So you see how this thing is going to, you see how this thing is working out? But because now they're on the verge of bankruptcy, they can't pay their bills, the bank is going to foreclose on the loan. The poor owner, and I'm going to get to this in a second, the poor owner says, well, what if on Saturday nights we decide to make it optional? Let's make it optional if you want to wear a mask. So they put out a statement that says, I swear to you, okay, that on Saturdays, by the way, you can still wear a mask, even if you don't want to wear a mask, you can still wear a mask.

But no, no, no, no. On Saturdays, if you don't want to wear a mask, you don't have to wear a mask. Oh boy, oh boy, the moment they issued that post on Instagram, all hell broke loose. And I mean an uproar, the entire lesbian LGBTQ community in the green field, and the green field area is now completely up in arms. It is a public firestorm. It is an absolute scandal. And so the owner now is under ferocious attack. Now remember, one day a week, mask is masking is optional. Listen to this. This is now the comments exploding on their site.

And it's been one after another after another. Just say you're being complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with, wrote one commenter. A barrier, there are some disabled people who are at the bar. And they're saying that because they're disabled and allegedly, everybody's immunocompromised that if you remove the mask mandate, you're killing them. You're literally killing them. So another commenter posts, people like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience. But it doesn't stop. It just keeps coming. Another one, another moonbat. Listen to this. I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their

Saturday plans. Just a scrape extra revenue from ableists wrote a third. So apparently if you're not disabled, you're what they call an ableist. So not being in a wheelchair or whatever, not being mentally or physically disabled, it's a crime. It's a form of discrimination. But hold on. So now they're getting such blowback from their so-called patrons, many of whom don't pay anything, right? Because they're drinking for free or they're homeless people who just shack up at this so-called lesbian bar. Now so the last ditch bar, it just gets crazier and crazier and crazier. So the last ditch bar is now on the defensive. So now they're like, oh, no, no, what we're going to do.

Everybody's turning on us. The entire world community, the lesbian community, the LGBTQ community, the so-called queer community, everybody's turning on us. So they issue an apology on Instagram. Quote, we are sorry for our passive and dismissive tone of our change to the norms and schedule impacting the most intersectional of us. It continues, we understand everyone faces different intersections and we are always working to consider all needs fully. Well, instead of defusing the situation, the apology telling you, this is not, I'm not making this up. Nobody made things worse. Why?

Because the bar allegedly made a huge mistake. It posted an Instagram card, you know, with all the chatter and everything, without providing alt text for the visually impaired. In other words, blind people couldn't read it. You know that payday feeling? When your paycheck hits and you can finally breathe a little easier? With the sync by coin star debit card, eligible direct deposits can arrive up to two days early. That means more flexibility when bills are due. Your gas tank is empty, or life simply can't wait until Friday. Download the sync by coin star app to get started. Early access to direct deposit depends on when payment information is received from your payer. The coin star debit card is issued by lead bank member FDIC, terms and conditions apply. One more at synqualette.com. Have your kids ever wanted to try an Olympic and Paralympic sport? Try fencing. It's fast, competitive and even offered at the NCAA level.

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say, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, what does that mean? If you don't have money, it's OK. That's OK. Poor people, a homeless people, they can just come in and make yourself at home. Have a drink on the owner. So it's going bankrupt. It's on its last financial ex. They have a policy that I didn't know still existed. Anyway, they're claiming that COVID is going to kill people still, especially people up and to be disabled or immunocompromised. So it is a requirement. Every patron bartender, anyone inside the bar has to have at a minimum a K995 mask or better. Of course, you know, you got a few patrons who the hell wants to come in.

And you know, wear a mask as you're trying to have a drink. So they announce and I'm going to give you exactly what they posted. It is with love. We inform our immunocompromised disabled divas. We will be opening Saturday nights as mask optional. Just optional. Most people will still have a mask. But if you don't want to wear one, you're invited. We got to get you, we got to get some bank customers in here. Their threatening to fire bomb the bar. This is from the so called queer lesbian LGBTQ community in the Greenfield area. You're killing disabled people. They're accusing them. You're being complicit in a mass disabling event. This is ableism. So now there's death threats. So, okay, the last ditch now, they're in big trouble.

So they issue an apology. The problem is, and it's all intersectionality. Dissection. This intersection clashes with this intersection. So they issue an apology on Instagram, but they didn't provide the alt text for the visually impaired. Well, guess what? Now, it gets even worse. Now the commenters are coming out quote, this is not an accessible post. Wrote one user. It indicates the lack of care or interest and disability intersectionality. Why? Because blind people can't see it. Well, how are blind people supposed to see it? It's on freaking Instagram. You have to be able to read to see Instagram. No offense to the blind.

Now, so it's getting so bad now that the owner is panicking. The community is up in arms. The LGBTQ left is now calling for a boycott if not blowing up, literally blowing up this bar, which has been serving them for years at a tremendous cost to the owner. So listen to this. They then decide to call in not one, but two mediators, two mediators, apparently they're licensed therapists. And so they have a meeting. There are about 10 people. They're sitting in a circle on the dance floor of this lesbian bar. They're all wearing masks. Now remember, this is 2026, but they're still petrified at COVID. The owner, a handful of volunteers, a couple of these patrons with bar customers and these

two designated mediators. So they're going to try to hash it out. However, there's another 10 or 15 people who are joining the meeting via Zoom. So you've got people in the bar and you've got, you know, I zoom, you know, virtual. So they start going clockwise. How do you feel about the bar? Their decision on having masks be optional on Saturday. And that really the bar is it's going to go broke. I mean, that's why they have to do this optional thing on Saturday. Everybody gets two minutes. Okay. Right out of the gate, right out of the gate, the head of what's called a queer, COVID conscious collective. I don't even know what that means in Western Massachusetts, a performer and an artist who

happens to be a man, but goes by soy noir. Soy noir identifies as an expansive lesbian, even though soy noir is a man, but it goes by as an expansive lesbian. He's been complaining about the last ditch and how they need to fire bomb this bar for making one day optional for the masks. And so he starts attacking and saying this decision is horrible. You're marginalizing all of us. In fact, he starts to say because he's a black man, you know, claiming to be a lesbian that this is racist against him because now because he can't go there on a Saturday night because he doesn't want to be around people who aren't masked because this could

kill him. So one of the licensed therapists trying to take a conciliatory approach says, okay, I love that you people are here online, but it would be so much better if you guys were here in person. And if you guys weren't talking from places of quote unquote righteousness, they go absolutely berserk on the therapist. That coin jar in the kitchen, the loose change in your car, the cash tucked away in a drawer and all adds up. And now at participating coin star kiosks, it's easier than ever to add money where you need a most. With transfer to account, you can add cash or coins directly to the account linked to your debit card. It's fast, convenient and available right where you already shop. Turn spare change into money for groceries, gas, coffee, or whatever comes next. Coinstar is not a bank. Retail remote transfer services are offered by Evolve Bank and Trust Member FDIC.

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As one of one person just texted in, you can text a Guna Man 70470 what a time to be alive, Jeff. So anyway, okay, so I'm going to wrap it up obviously, but it's coming to a conclusion now. Don't tell me that woke is isn't alive and well, especially in the people's Republic of Mark St. Houston. So you have this lesbian bar. This is in green field, the last ditch bar. It's it's going to close its doors any day now. They're desperate for money. Mask mandates, COVID masks. You have to wear one. They don't let you in. The owner now needs to get new patrons, right? I've been saying explaining it now for two segments. So they make Saturday optional, optional, just optional. If you don't want to come in with a mask, don't come in with a mask. The so called queer community as they identify themselves goes absolutely berserk in the green field area and from across the state.

So they're threatening to kill the owner. They're going to fire bomb the bar. They're accusing it of racism, intersectionality, ableism. It's every insult in the book. So now they have to bring in mediators, licensed therapists. A group can't attend in person. They are attending via Zoom virtually. So one of the licensed therapists who happens to be white says, you know, look, it would be really nice instead of attacking the owner constantly on Zoom right now. If you could have come down in person. And this is what she wrote. I would love to get to a place where we all know each other's face, where we all know each other's name. Like, you know, let's try to talk like, you know, person to person, you know, in person. And bang, then more, listen to this. Now it really gets out of control. Now they're really mad.

Quote. This is what someone responds in the in the virtual chat room. This mess stopped that the mediator is dismissing those attending virtually. That's not accessibility. So now you're discriminating against people on Zoom. Then, listen to this. The black guy who is black, but identifies as a expansive lesbian, a so a noir, the performer, a so a noir, now says this quote, a lot of people are calling for an acknowledgement of harm. And I'm hearing a quote unquote, this way in caps, a white therapist, centering the feelings of a majority, white and white adjacent staff. So in other words, their racist why?

Is the owner's white, the staff, most of them are white, this therapist is white. And you're lecturing us and we should be in the in the bar with you. This is racism according to noir. Okay. So it then finally finally gets to the turn of the poor woman that owns this bar who I assume she's a lesbian, I don't know, but I would just assume Jackie, Mattellian, I believe is her name. Now this you got to hear this, she and two of her housemates decided to open up this bar. And so they plunked $50,000. They took a loan from a bank and they plunked $50,000. Well, a couple months ago, one of them said, no, it's too hard.

I don't like running a bar. We're losing money. I'm out. The second one, I'm not kidding. In a role in clown school and said, I'd rather be a clown. So she's the only one left. There were three partners. Now they're down to one. So she's now crying, Jackie, Mattellian, the owner because she's, you know, the business is going to go, you know, kaput. So she tells the group her credit score is finished. It's trashed that for six months, even though she's been working, listen, that is four different jobs. And not one, not two, not even three, four different jobs living in a truck because she can't afford rent.

She says that she's responsible for paying off this $50,000 loan that the three took out to launch the business. And she says openly to them, look, I really never wanted this bar. It was their idea, not mine. I don't even like owning this bar. I hate owning this bar. It's cost me everything. I'm working and working and working and I'm losing money and I'm sleeping in a truck. I'm living hand to mouth. I'm exhausted. I can hardly ever sleep. If I do sleep, it's, you know, in the truck, what kind of a life is this? Now, after she says all this, you would think, you know, these, you know, these crazy moon bats would be poor woman. No. This is what they said, quote, you chose to use your time, meaning the time that she was talking at the bar to spill peers and center your feelings.

This is incredibly racist and deflecting behavior. You can't, you can't make this up. And then when someone says to this noir person, the black guy who is now, I guess, an expansive lesbian, says, you know, why don't you just come to the meeting the next time instead of, you know, doing it virtually? But there's a lot of emotional and physical labor that goes into this. So for you as a white person that asked for me to stay for another meeting for free, well, it's incredibly disingenuous and racist. I'm not doing that. Now, just so that you know, Greenfield hasn't had or recorded a single COVID case in the last several months.

No one's gotten COVID. No one's spread COVID. There's, there's, there's no COVID. But you've got to wear the mask. I got forbid it's an optional for a Saturday night. Now, so first of all, when you read a story like this, you say only either only in Massachusetts or only in California. And you know, Mike, do me a favor, play the twilight zone, the music of the twilight zone if you can, Mike. This is what this story represents in a nutshell. There you go. It's an alternative planet. It's an alternative universe except it's not the twilight zone. It's the moon bad zone. Otherwise known as Massachusetts. So this is full spectrum leftism.

This is the insanity of the left taken now to its logical conclusion. That's why this story is everywhere. That's why everybody's talking about it. That's why everybody's commenting on it because it captures everything. The identity politics, the COVID hysteria, transgenderism, the radical LGBTQ left, the increasing definitions of anything that could be seen as discriminatory or persecution or harassment. Now if you're not in a wheelchair, you're an ableist, if you're not mentally disabled, you're an ableist, if you, I mean, everything, literally everything now is a form of discrimination. So this is what this captures, I think, absolutely to a T, to an absolute T.

And what it shows you is that the left is in that house. It's in that house. And this is the modern Democratic Party. These are many now of the blue states. This is the base of the Democratic Party. And just stand back for a second. How is a business that is not based on profit? As I said to Mike, what did you think was going to happen? If you're not, if customers are not paying for drinks, you're just, you think the government's just going to keep bailing you out? It's going to be COVID check after COVID check after COVID check. COVID's been over for years. So you guys are ay, putting on masks, which is to me ridiculous. But if I don't got to pay for a drink, how is the business going to, you know, how is this bar going to stay in business?

Of course, it's going to go under genius. And you're working for jobs for what? To pay for people to come into your bar and drink your booze for free. To the point that you're homeless, that you're sleeping in a freaking car. We, we, we, you. What this story shows beyond the shadow of a doubt. Liberalism is a mental disorder. And we're going to allow them to take over the country. If they take over the country, need to add cash to your account. At participating coinstar kiosks, you can add cash or coins directly to your bank account with transfer to account. No extra trip to the bank, no waiting in line. Just bring your cash or coins, swipe your debit card, and add funds in minutes.

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I mean, of course, that was the theme song for cheers in the 80s, which actually wasn't a bad show to be honest. This should be the theme song for the last ditch bar. Okay, so just very quickly, because I, there are some people who want to comment on this. 1726666868 is the number. Look, you know, it's sad, but it is what it is. And 20 years ago, I'm not kidding. So let's go on a time machine 2006. What I just described to you from the owner to the bartenders, to the so-called patrons, to the queer community complaining and threatening to fire bomb the place and, and, and, and, you know, kill the owner and, and, you know, whatever, and claim, you know, disableism. And this is this is racism and persecution.

They would all be put in a mental asylum just 20 years ago before Obama. All this insanity began with the dear leader. But go to 2006 and all of them are institutionalized. The bar would be closed now. It wouldn't be started. The bank would never give him a $50,000 loan just to begin with. Okay, with the, you know, the three initial three crazy owners and one of them heads off to a clown school, the clown. So leaving it down to just one woman. But anyway, so they wouldn't get the loan. And the people that did attend and they would just, okay, one, you institution, you institution, you institution. So this goes to show you how the political left or at least a good, sizable contingent of the political left is really living on a completely alternative planet in an alternative

universe and how utterly unhinged a local insane that they've become. And the question now is, when are we going to say enough is enough? I mean, in a way, it's very funny. She is going to go out of business. She's going to lose her shirt. She doesn't have much to lose. She's sleeping in a freaking truck. Okay, the, the, the owner. And by the way, the way they run the bar is how they want to run the country. That's what giving free stuff to illegals is. That's, you know, having bills and Sudbury on constant welfare, able-bodied people, you know, and they're, you know, breaking in 50, 60, 70,000 dollars in taxpayer benefits or putting 20, 30, 40 million illegals and giving them all government handouts and free welfare, it's essentially the model of this last-dig bar.

So this, you know, it's, what you're seeing there is a microcosm of the left and what they want to do to America and, and the different planet that they live on. So these are clearly mentally ill people. There's no question. And to me, the other part is, look how effective the panic, porn, and hysteria of COVID was. We're talking years afterwards. No COVID cases in Greenfield for months. And they are, and even if you do, it's, it's a mild cold. Even if you have it, it's no big deal. Or if you get it, it's no big deal. But look at this. They you, all right, you got to wear a mask. Ah, ah, ah, you're going to get a skill. Ah, ah, ah, ah, you take off the mask. I mean, it was comment after comment after comment. You are killing disabled people. You're going to kill communal compromised people.

First of all, if you're so freaking communal compromised, what are you doing drinking at a bar? Ah, you know, but let, let that go. This is how effective the panic porn was. And, you know, and, you know, after a while, I don't know what else to tell you. And look, what people are seeing now in this story is what Alexandria Ocasio Cortez called woke one. And as she put it, woke one is crazy. Except woke to that they're pushing now is just as crazy as woke one. That's, in other words, crazy is crazy is crazy. Okay, 617, 2666, 6868 is the number. You can also, you can also text the Koonerman 70470, 70470.

This is from 508, Jeff. This is wokeism in its purest form, bingo. I think that's why the story is popping. 781, Jeff, this is like an episode of one flew over the Kukus nest. Oh, and there's a lot of Kukus in Massachusetts, a lot of Kami Kukus in Massachusetts. Another one, pretty much saying what I said before, this is 617, Jeff, the full spectrum of leftism is on display. One more. This is from 512, Jeff, maybe the lesbian governor, Morahili will come to their aid and bail them out. Hell, I bet she's probably a customer. I bet she's a patron. You see, that's the only thing I fault them for.

You shouldn't have called it the last ditch bar. You should have just called it Morris. That's it. And put a picture of her on the wall. There you go. And she'll just bail you out and bail you with our money. bail you out and bail you out and bail you out. 617, 2666, 6868, Derek in Brighton. Thanks for holding Derek and welcome. Jeff, a good show is always. Thank you, Derek. I wanted to add two points. You said earlier on your show that if I'm not mistaken, this person, you know, woman's empty with the word business or something. Anti capitalists.

No, they they they they're explicit. They say it is like their mission, their mission statement that they're running quote an anti capitalist model unquote. Now if she's anti capitalists, you know, why did she go to the bank and ask for one? You know, and you know, one found some of her own money and opened the bank. I mean, opened her business. If she's anti got the whole point of being that capitalist is make money. Make money. You know, but if she's going to give free drinks and you know to the homeless people and people who can't afford, you know, people who are homeless people and stuff, I mean, what's the point of having a business and then, you know, the other thing is, you know, mask or optional uncertainty.

So if but I have to wear a mask Monday to Friday. So if I'm wearing a mask Monday to Friday, that means you're going to lift the mask up and drink, lift it up and drink. That's right. I can poke a hole through the mask. Derek, apparently one of the most regular customers at this last ditch bar is Bill and Sudbury. He loves it there. He says he's among his own people when he's there. That one's a joke. Bill is not, I don't know, he may, but I'm just making that one up about Bill and Sudbury. No, look, Derek, it shows the economic cultural insanity of the left. Look, I mean, it's when I say this thing is national, holy, macro, it's everywhere. People can't believe it.

People read it and say this can't be true. And then they fact check it and they go, oh my God, every word of it is true. They just they're they're both like, how do I say this? They marvel at it. They're spellbound by the story and they're also shocked at the same time. But because everybody senses in their gut, there's something very profound with that story. Well, look, and you nailed it. This is, I'm just explaining how they think it's the communist mentality. We're going to set up this lesbian, queer, LGBTQ bar that says we're inclusive to everybody. But we're not inclusive to the police, to the cops, to ICE. We're not inclusive to anyone who doesn't wear a mask. So already, they're pretty intolerant there. But I don't want to charge people money. So if you don't have money, you come in, you drink for free. If you're homeless or poor or whatever, you can just, you know, just shack up there.

Just come in, you're home. Doesn't matter how much you stink or, you know, if you're on drugs or whatever, if you smell, no, no, just, just, you know, just park your stuff and you're at the bar and we'll just serve you. And somehow the money will just magically come. People will donate. People will just drop by and fill up the tip jar and say, you know, because you're so darn good. You just care about the poor and the homeless and, you know, as, you know, intersectionality, the blind, the disabled, the, you know, lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transsexuals, every pansexuals, every, every so-called group on the planet, we're just going to drop a 20 or drop a 10 or drop a 50. It's, that's how they think. And then when reality slaps them in the face, one runs away, doesn't want to deal with

it. The other one goes to clown school. And then the third one, which is to me the biggest idiot of the three, frankly, has to end up working four jobs, can't pay the rent so it's out on the street, lives in a truck. And now the bank is on the verge of foreclosing her credit, by the way, she says her credit is a disaster. She's never get another loan again. And when she tells these people, I don't know how many free drinks they've gotten out of her over the years, okay? And provided a safe harbor for them. It's, again, I go back to one bill in Sudbury calls. And I said, you know, bill, I pay about $100,000 a year in taxes combined federal, state, local, property, everything. That goes to pay your welfare check. You think I'm getting $100,000 in services? I'm not getting a fraction of that. I get garbage pick up in public schools.

That's it. I mean, that's it. You know, instead of saying, thank you. Oh, he's entitled to the money. They think, no, it's our money. It's not your money. It's our money. It's the government's money. Blank you, give more. So this poor woman is crying, literally crying, saying, I wouldn't have a breakdown. I can't continue like this. And they're like, you spent your time spilling tears. And you know, talking about yourself and not about us because you make an Saturday optional on mask wearing, you're the one that's putting our lives at risk. And if this business goes under, it's your fault because you're denying us a place to have free drinks and to be a quote unquote community. They were pitiless to this girl, to this woman, forgive me.

Absolutely pitiless. They were, I mean, you want to talk about ruthless selfish, self centered, honestly, sick people. And that's the other thing. She was shocked at how heartless they were. I'm like, I did all this. I sacrificed all this. And they're mocking me and attacking me. And by the way, calling me a racist, this is poor woman. An ableist, a racist, I mean, they called her every freaking name in the book. In other words, look how they eat their own. Look how they turn on each other. It's a madhouse. That's the left. That's the left. It's like if somebody wrote a novel based on this bar, it would be like a modern day, you know, like George Orwell's animal farm or George Orwell's 1984. This is the woke democratic left, you know, in 2026.

That's them in a nutshell. How self righteous, how sanctimonious, how vicious, how insane, how unhinged, and honestly, how utterly stupid and clownish. Derek, final word to you. You know what they say, Jeff? No good deed goes un-conished. Dingo. Oh, she's, and the owner, she's learning this the hard way. Derek, thank you very much for that call, really good call. Billy in Charlestown. Thanks for holding Billy and welcome. Hey, Jeff, long time first time. Welcome, Billy. I think this is a very troubling story, but the thing that hits me as the most troubling story is that we have a person that's going to clown school, sit, graduate from clown school and get a clown diploma. They're going to be performing at birthday parties pretty soon.

That's trouble. Billy, thank you very much for that call. He just dropped on us all of a sudden. I assume he hit a dead zone. Yeah, hey, I thought of the same thing. Billy, you and I were completely thinking alike on that. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That person is going to be a clown and performing in front of kids and whatever, at bar mitzvahs or at birthday parties or wherever. Aye, aye, aye. Like really? Aye, aye, aye. So no, I'm with you. And the other thing, I mean, look at the violence. That's why they call the emergency meeting. That's why they were groveling the owners. And then when they put up this on Instagram, we apologize. I mean, this craven, you know, a sick, a phantac apology. Sort of like Ed Sheeran, I don't know if he saw Ed Sheeran at the concert in Philadelphia. He's coming to Jolette, I believe tomorrow and Saturday.

But to these Palestinian radicals and the woke left, I mean, he broke down in tears on stage. I'm so sorry. I haven't defended the Palestinians and Hamas in the past. And I haven't been bashing Israel and I hate Israel and I hate what they're doing in Gaza. And it's so disproportionate. You know, I guess like bawling his eyes out, honestly, I thought it was pathetic, but you know, bending the knee to the woke mob. Okay. To these far left, you know, Islamist lunatics. Well, this poor woman was bending the knee to these woke, queer LGBTQ far left lunatics. And she puts it up on Instagram saying, I didn't mean to hurt anybody's feelings. And I'm so sorry. And let's have the meeting and basically let's hug it out. And you know, and she's basically saying, look, if you really want me to, you know, restore

the mask mandate for all seven days. And not make Saturday optional. I'm open to it, but I'm trying to explain to you if I don't get new customers, I'm going under the whole bars going under. And then they go after her saying, yeah, well, you're not catering to blind people because they can't read your Instagram card. So you're an ableist. You're a racist against blind people. So just look at how they viciously tear her apart. Ayayayay. Ayayayay. Mark in Medford. Thanks for holding Mark and welcome. Good morning, Jeff. I had to call when you brought this up today because I needed a good friggin' last this morning. I really did. Jeff, first of all, I just want to say to the start off, I got a few points if you let me.

First off, I want to say these are the kind of people that make Massachusetts look like we have nothing but a bunch of idiots living in this state. And that's far from the truth until they go to the voting booth that is. But it just, but it does prove one thing that that liberalism definitely is a mental disorder, though if it ends up buts about it. But Jeff, she wants to do, you wonder why she's broke, that she's giving stuff away to people that so-called can't pay for it. I have no money. I want to go there tonight and say I got nobody and get clapping. Okay, for free. All right, Jeff? You know, nothing left to Jeff. They called us during COVID. Remember to five o'clock, if you? Yes. Okay, well, COVID did exist before five o'clock and at five o'clock, you can't be Jeff. If they banned the police from entering this establishment, if someone follows through on their threats, who are they going to call?

Because the police did it to the police and they said, hey, you don't allow us to do something. You're on your own. You have a bunch of idiots. No, it's true. If you hold them up and just say empty out the till, what are they going to do? You can't call the police. Can't call 911. They're banned. Mark, I got to ask you this. You know, a lot of people are commenting on this. It's so self evident, but I just want to get your take. So everybody's got to wear a K9 95 mask or better. Okay, like super tight fitting around the mouth and the nose every day of the week, except maybe Saturday optional now. Well, okay, fine. Then you drink. Well, how do you drink? You got to lift the mask. You lift the mask. You take a sip and you put the mask back on. They think another sip. You lift the mask. So if you're worried about getting COVID or catching COVID or giving someone COVID, if

you're drinking and you keep lifting the mask, Mark, am I missing something? Aren't you going to be exposed and aren't you going to be exposing others to COVID? Mark, am I wrong? Wrong, Jeff. I'll tell you a story. When you're in COVID, I went down the Cape. I go down the Cape every summer, Jeff. Okay. I went to the very cold when I went down the Cape and I didn't do anything different that I did before COVID. I didn't wear a mask. I hugged and kissed my friends, my family members that were down there and whatnot. We went to a restaurant, me and my wife and we were waiting in line and they told us we had to wear our masks in line. But when we get to the table, we can take our mask off to eat and drink. But if we got out to go to the bathroom, Jeff, we had to put the mask back on because if I went down there and sat on the toilet, COVID was going to come out and get me.

Jeff, I'm sorry, but people need to go to prison for this. No, I'm with you. Mark, I'm with you. But now you know why? You know, we're the people's Republic of Mark's citizens. Yeah, I mean, these and these people vote, you know, I just want you to think about this. These people that I'm describing at the last ditch bar, you know, they, they vote and who do you think they vote for? Huh? Let's say in 2024, Trump or Kamala or now in this upcoming race for governor, you think they're going to vote for Mike Menogad, I don't think so. To add cash to your account, at participating coin star kiosks, you can add cash or coins directly to your bank account with transfer to account. No extra trip to the bank, no waiting in line. Just bring your cash or coins, swipe your debit card and add funds and minutes.

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