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Rob rips into Trump's Iran war flip-flops ("We already won… but let's win bigger!"), Congress grift, democracy as a liar contest, Kristi Noem affair drama, Epstein files silence, sleeper cell hype, and Alex Jones finally admitting the betrayal. Raw, no-filter commentary. Subscribe for more unhinged takes.
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Time Stamps:00:00 Cold open & tonight's headlines (Iran war satire, fake injury guy)02:07 Show intro & producer man roast02:44 Iran war rant – Congress useless, replace with TV specials03:33 Democracy = best liar contest (Trump shines)05:09 Trump validating "dictator" fears + war/censorship worries08:55 Trump: "War already won… but let's win bigger!"10:57 Strait of Hormuz "don't be pussies" → mines panic15:00 Propaganda clips & Lego Trump roast19:20 Sleeper cells hype + nuclear bunkers for elites22:42 John Brennan accidentally makes sense on Trump tactics26:00 Iran mass-text to Israel – Gaza comparison hypocrisy28:38 Bumbling Iran assassin plot – FBI entrapment theory35:00 Alexander brothers Epstein-linked convictions37:57 Kristi Noem affair fallout & cuckold husband roast40:00 Outro & paywall tease (Alex Jones betrayal, Tucker Chabad)
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in a confrontation,
is in talks for a soccer contract.
Tonight, the latest on AirRain using
Timo Items to win the war.
Tonight, an exposé of war coverage on other networks,
which pairs a confident quote from a politician
with footage of cool military gear.
But I want everyone to know,
your military is getting the job done.
And every single day,
this regime in Iran has less missiles,
has less launchers,
their factories work less,
and their navy is being eviscerated.
Tonight, with reports of the U.S.
hitting a girl's school in Iran,
Trump responds,
wasn't me.
But that if it was,
this was a justified strike
because in fact,
that was the Iranian school
for decapitating people in other countries,
you can never leave Iran to get to.
Tonight,
Kristi Noem reassigned to new role as special envoy
for the shield of the Americas,
a position far better suited for dipping
into the public purse and cheating on your spouse.
The move was made in response to Democrats exposing
that Kristi Noem's affair went on so long
it's said to have spanned two faces.
Tonight,
and a look at other congressional marital affairs,
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We go to our field reporter with more.
Field reports,
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A lady's dead.
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This situation here seems kind of heated.
Sure, to ignite voters with more outrage.
Can you use that?
Is that enough?
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All right.
What is up everybody?
Welcome back to a brand new episode
of The Run Your Mouth Podcast.
And look at this artistry.
Look at what we're doing over here.
I'm going to be standing in front of my fantastic art
the entire time.
But, you know, just to display all the fine endeavors
and all the skills that producer man has acquired
since living in my studio,
unplugging gear, getting fired, coming back,
still just living here begging me for his job back.
It's been a long saga.
At some point, we'll have the budget
to do the producer man film at the kind in my way.
Do I have sound?
Can you guys hear me?
Or are we doing one of those episodes
where I talk to myself?
Anyways, let's get into the latest
from the Iran War, everybody.
And my first thought from this week,
we've already done a lot of episodes on part of the problem.
And I've, you know, shared quite a few of my thoughts.
But I think after Congress voted against the War Resolution Act,
I say, let's just get rid of Congress.
What do we need these people for?
Why do we even have them?
They're just collecting paychecks, grifting,
doing stock trades.
Let's just get rid of Congress,
and we can turn it into like some new unit
that does TV specials.
And because no one ever actually gets investigated,
best that happens is they get called in front of Congress.
So we'll do some extra budget for, you know,
here's where the president's messing up.
And then you do TV specials and you grill some people.
And we still get to watch the television show of Congress.
But other than that, we can just save all the money on Congress
because there's no reason to have them.
And then the other thing I'm just finding funny
about our democratic system here,
is that we basically have an election cycle every four years,
where we sit down, we fight, we debate for two years,
we watch this thing.
And at the end of the day, we just pick whoever's the best liar.
That's all that this thing is.
It's a charade of who can get on television and lie the best.
And Donald Trump's really good at lying.
You know, if they didn't steal that second election from him,
he could have already been president three times,
but he did a good, pretty good job saying,
I didn't even lose that election
and getting a whole bunch of people arrested.
But that's really all we're doing.
Is sitting around having a big charade
where we all decide to pick who of these people
do we think is the best at lying to us?
And then it's funny because once they get in office,
we're all shocked, surprised, and mad that he's lying to us.
That's the job that he auditioned for was being the best liar.
And then he gets in and he lies through his teeth
and then we're like, how dare you lie to me?
And he's like, that's what I, isn't that what I do here?
That's what I did.
I showcased for two whole years while campaigning
how good I was at lying.
And now I'm doing exactly the job that you guys hired me for,
which was continued to lie to you.
I don't really have a pitch for a better system here.
I'm just saying that the system that we have
and we all praise democracy.
The end of our democracy is really just a dumb system
of picking who amongst the candidates is the best liar
and then getting upset at them for lying to us.
Now we're particularly mad at Donald Trump at the moment
and you know, this is a petty grievance,
but it is top of mind maybe as my biggest grievance at the moment,
which is he's really making us look bad.
For all the people that through, you know,
I talked about this with Kyle Lancelon a little bit,
but the people that defended him, hey, he's not a dictator.
You guys are being a bunch of lunatics.
And it's like he's slowly validating the worst of the Democrats
who are the loudest and most annoying for years of our lives.
And we finally kicked them into the cellar,
showcased them for being the morons that they were.
And now Trump is just making all of us look like a bunch of dickheads.
We can't let the Democrat losers be right on anything,
particularly that Trump was a dictator.
And he's just slowly flirting with some stuff
that's making me a little bit nervous.
And now you guys might say that that's full-trumped arrangement syndrome,
which I don't think I'm fully there.
I think I just have criticism of Donald Trump.
Still appreciate when he's funny,
but he's walked back every campaign promise.
And now we're in another war.
And there's a little bit of flirtation with internet censorship.
I just, I don't like where the things going.
And I guess I hope more Republicans just plead with Donald Trump.
Please don't make us look like an asshole
and let the biggest and dumbest of the Democrats actually get a win
in warning us about how bad you could have been.
Please, if you do nothing else with your presidency,
please don't make us wrong in the Democrats eyes.
Can we at least have that?
You've got another two years,
and I'm sure you're going to mess things up and disappoint us
and not do all the things.
But just don't go full dictator ship.
Don't stick around after your term.
Don't have more wars after this war.
Maybe wind down this war so that at a minimum,
we don't all have to look like a bunch of assholes and be wrong.
I don't want to be wrong, particularly when it was defending you
as not being a dictator to the loudest and dumbest of the Democrats.
Is that that much to ask for for the rest of the Donald Trump remainder of his presidency?
All right, let's, let's take a couple comments then.
Let's get into some of the most recent details of this war.
TJ Hawthorne saying, nice shirt.
Thank you, TJ.
We're starting to line a porch door.
Hit me up.
I would like to do Minnesota again.
That's always a fun one.
Real Adolf Hitler in the flesh.
Rob, are pit bulls, dogs, or are they child mulling machines?
I'm going to go with dogs, kind of like pit bulls.
I mean, it's not cool if they kill a kid.
And if you have a pit bull, you should be responsible with your pit bull.
But I'm not prepared to call them child killing machines.
Jack Burton, maybe Trump is still a Democrat,
and this was the long-term grip to destroy the GOP.
You know, that's a reasonable enough take.
Froin Lavin, we got two more years to see how this dumpster fire ends.
Yeah, hopefully, hopefully they put out the dumpster fire.
Liberty's not dead in New Hampshire.
As far as I can tell, Fring Ross is the only thing he sort of didn't walk back.
Well, he did freedom, so I don't think he walked out one back.
Maybe there's an argument there.
I'm just not seeing it.
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All right.
So let's start with this.
Trump says US is far ahead of schedule in Iran war,
and it is very much complete.
And I guess I'm excited to see how long
the very much complete stages go for.
I mean, this man really likes it both ways.
Guys, we already won.
Now I just need another $50 billion could drill in dollars
to really win.
I mean, we won this thing, but it's really run up the scoreboard.
It's amazing.
He's out here telling us jobs already done the things one
let's just let's just let's win even bigger.
You know what it feels like at this point?
It just feels like contractor talk where they tell you
that your house is it's basically complete.
And then you drive by there's no construction going on.
You call it the contractor again.
He goes, no, no, we're we just put in the order for the last couple
pieces of whatever we're getting this thing done.
You go by the next day still not finished.
Actually looks like someone did some damage to the property.
He called the contractor again.
He goes, no, no, we're getting this thing done.
Don't worry.
This thing's going to be done in a couple days.
Now, it's also tough to pretend that your anti-war
when I guess you've already won a war and you're just continuing
the war for thrills or to make the victory even bigger.
I mean, if you're anti-war and you hate wars,
but ever once in a while you just absolutely have to do it.
And then you won the war but decide that you have to continuously
bomb the place.
Sounds a little bit confusing there.
But more on the topic of Donald Trump claiming that the war is
already run, but we're just sticking around.
This is from the New York Post.
Iran was supposed to be this big powerful country.
We wrapped the we wrapped the hell out of them, the president added.
I don't know when they cry, Uncle, but they should have cried
two days ago, but they don't have anything left.
We've already won in many ways, but we haven't won enough.
The time to win bigger is now.
Now, of course, amidst declaring victory,
you've also got the problem that apparently Israel were the ones
that bomb the oil fields.
Trump's going, what the hell are you doing?
We were going to take all that oil.
And so, you know, the war's won, but that partner that got you
into the war is still picking fights and escalating the thing.
The things won, the things won.
There's no risk on the table, but the people that pushed us
into this war are still making it a little bit sloppier
that we might have to stick around, but it's won.
The thing is over.
The non-war has already been won.
And then Trump also said, US ground invasion of Iran
would be waste of time.
Claims regime has lost everything they can lose.
And it's always the childish thing with Trump
when he can't have something.
I didn't even want a ground war.
How much do I have to win?
We got to win bigger, but not so big that we got to send the troops
and that's too much victory.
And of course, I'm sure someone turned to Donald Trump.
It said, hey, listen, you know, they still got that enriched
uranium and they actually just elected an even worse
and younger dictator.
And it seems like the entire population that was supposedly
against the regime is now in line with the regime
because maybe you took out the religious leader
and then bombed a school of kids, which, hey, conspiracy theory,
you think someone did that on purpose to make sure
that this would be a longer war
and that no one would get on the phones to negotiate with us?
Do you think that that was intentional on the US side
that someone that that wasn't an accident
and they wanted to make sure that this regime would go all in?
I'm just following conspiracies nonsense at this point,
but you know, you tell us to Trump and he's like,
we won, we're just, we're trying to win bigger here.
Now, the latest from Trump is this comes a day after
he challenged people to quit being a bunch of pussies.
That's what he said.
He said, don't be a bunch of pussies and you get your boats
and you go through that straight of her mues
and you keep the oil prices down.
And don't worry about getting struck.
We already took out their navy.
We'll see how this claim already played out.
But I, you know, I found this amusing.
This is from Donald J. Trump.
It's a truth social.
If Iran has put out any minds in their hermues straight
and we have no reports of them doing so,
we want them removed immediately.
But for any reason, minds were placed
and they are not removed forth with the military consequences
to Iran will be a level never seen before.
If on the other hand, they remove what they might have been placed,
it will be a giant step in the right direction,
President Donald J. Trump.
And when I read this, I just think of the scene
and super troopers of, sir, we can't pull over any further.
And it's just funny to me that you so don't get along
and can't find agreement with people
that you decide to go to war with them.
And amidst the war, you still make demands.
It's like, yeah, they're already fighting you
because they're not listening to your demands.
Do you guys get why this is so silly?
You already couldn't come to an agreement supposedly
or you bombed them amidst negotiations
and put hard-lined, you know,
but you put unagreable things on a sheet of paper
they would never agree to, such as,
hey, can you make it easier for us to topple your regime
and bomb you in the future?
We're going to pretend like this is over nuclear stuff,
but if you could just make it a lot easier for Israel
to spontaneously bomb you in the future,
we'd really appreciate it.
And then we could temporarily declare peace
until we come up with a new reason to bomb and invade you
after you guys made it easier to do so.
If you could just make it easier for you guys not to be
an autonomous country that we continue to vilify in the news,
that would really make this a lot easier for me.
But here you have Donald Trump amidst a war
because non-war, but, you know,
military strikes against a country
to try and get them to acquiesce to demands.
He's still making new demands
is if you're not already fighting these people.
It's like if you guys, I don't know,
if you already started a fist fight
at a bar with someone over something
and then you decide, like, you're already fighting.
The time for new demands.
Hey, we'll go back to not really having peaceful
negotiations with you,
but before we go back to our regular military strikes,
if you could just quit doing this thing
that's kind of making me look bad.
So this comes after Donald Trump was bitching out companies,
going, hey guys, quit being a bunch of pussies,
get in there, you're totally safe.
By the way, the greatest ending to the Donald Trump movie
would have been if he said, listen,
it's totally safe to be out there.
And I'm going to prove it.
I'm going to get on one of these boats
and he just got blown up.
I'm just saying that would have been
the funniest ending to the Donald Trump tale
was actually putting his balls on the table
and saying, I will showcase to you guys
that you're being a bunch of pussies
and it's completely safe.
I would also love to see it if Mike Lindell went for it.
That would be the second funniest person
to see get blown up in the straight of her moves,
pledging full allegiance to Donald Trump.
If Donald Trump said it, it's totally true.
I'm taking the my pillow boat through the straight of her moves.
It just would, it would be a funny ending
to some of the real loyalists as an opportunity.
You want to show faith in your leader
and your lord of Donald J. Trump.
And he's told you that you're completely safe in these waters.
This is your chance to show your allegiance
and not just your allegiance, but your faith in Donald Trump.
And then, of course, you know, all of a day
after he tells you, hey, it's totally safe
because we sunk their navy.
He's already concerned about the minds that were put out there.
And the couple boats that tested it,
three of them got blown up.
I think they were blown up from strikes
from inside of Iran, not because of the navy.
But you don't have to give a full picture
because that's what we try and do.
It appears that Iran has no navy
and Trump is now taking out the boats
that were laying the mines.
I think I'd seen an image earlier
that I was referencing on part of the problem
of their already being like drone floating mines
in the water.
And without doing any homework whatsoever,
I just pieced together my head
like a science fiction movie
that they controlled those things
and so like they floated away
if there was a Chinese boat
and if there was American boat.
But I think I just filled in the blanks
on a random picture I saw on Twitter.
But that's the problem with the news you get these days
is you just scroll Twitter
and you put random things together
that aren't always true.
While I'm giving a full picture here,
I did think that this was interesting
because I usually find Groc to be fairly reliable
and you know I got some good prompts that I use now
to fill in the blanks on news stories I'm reading
and get some broad strokes
of what's going on in the news.
And the flavor I'm getting from Groc
is that either it has become
more in line with regime propaganda
in terms of what Groc will tell you its opinion is
or maybe it's seeing something
that I'm not seeing
because a lot of the responses I'm getting from Groc
is that Iran is actually going to act
we ask in full soon.
But I'm not seeing that from anybody else.
All right, we got a couple more quick bites
from recent Donald Trump Iran stuff
and then I'll go back to the comment section.
I see you guys.
It's flying a lot of live flying action over there.
Donald J. Trump.
I ran just data that they're going to be,
oh, right.
I've been reading the Donald J. Trump truths
and I find that they,
because of, listen, I have bad English
and I particularly poor grammar skills
if I got to write stuff,
man, do I look retarded?
Luckily, they've invented this medium
where you could just say words into a microphone
and then people can mistakenly think
that you're intelligent.
But if I had to write these thoughts,
you would think I was a second grader.
And Trump has a similar issue,
but whenever I read these threats to Iran,
they just look like 90s movies,
like hostage cards,
like there was a funny movie.
I don't even know if it's a good movie.
I just liked it as a kid with Chappelle
and Nordmic Donalds,
where they, Nordmic Donald took a job
as this evil lady's butler,
because his dad had the job
and told her,
if you get this job,
if you take this job,
you'll get a head in life
and then he found out as an adult he meant,
you will get head
because the old lady gives good head.
And so they try and kidnap the old lady,
doesn't work out well.
But every one of these truth social messages
to Iran just read like a 90s movie,
bad, like we have your grandma type card.
So here I will, I have your wife.
We will murder a wife.
Give me one million dollars.
We will return wife.
Donald J. Trump.
It's like a little red Clifford goes to war.
Iran just stated a big red dog.
What was that?
I don't know.
I don't read kids books,
which is probably good.
Iran just stated that they're going to hit,
going to hit very hard today.
Harder than they ever hit before.
They better not do that.
However, because if they do,
they will hit them with the force
that has never been seen before.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Donald J. Trump.
All right.
Let's take a couple of comments here.
And then we can go to this next video.
What do we got?
I'm going to go up in the chat a little bit.
Let's start with this.
Freund Lavin,
1954 Trump Realize.
You can make a lot of money getting entangled
with the military industrial complex.
Both Eric and Donnie Jr.
have been investing in Israeli drone firm extend.
And it doesn't shock me.
Then in my glue.
Okay.
Worth mentioning,
the new Ayatollah's wife and baby daughter
were blown up in the killing of the Ayatollah as well.
Yeah.
That's not a great way to start off with the new leader.
If you're hoping for a new guy to walk back
the current situation
and not be a permanent enemy of Israel
in the United States,
the guy getting promoted to the job
because he killed his wife, daughter, and dad
is not a great start.
Tim, also how many Iranians are on truth social?
Not many, but I guess the Ayatollah saw it.
Runaway Slav.
Robbie saved the bathhouse.
That's true.
I showed up with my phone skills
and I tried pushing the fans to open up their wallets
and save the bathhouse.
Hustle bones.
Only Rob can go from old lady giving head
to kids books LOL.
You know, what can I say?
It's the ADD.
I didn't even realize how closely together
I had linked those topics until you pointed it out, sir.
All right.
Let's play this video.
I have no idea what it is.
Let's find out.
Oh yeah.
Iran's getting a little bit better a propaganda.
I saw this run RT.
I think they were claiming it came out of Iran
and Disney picks our Lego movie or whatever.
I mean, add this to the threats from Donald Trump of,
well, Bob, you even harder if you keep ripping off
our intellectual property.
But they're getting a little bit better at the propaganda here
of they got Nitsanyahu showing Lego Donald Trump
the Epstein files with the devil
all celebrating the Donald Trumps and deep waters.
Roll the clip producer, man.
Oh, I didn't even watch that it got this dark
that it went to.
That's pretty horrible.
All right.
Well, just showcasing that other people
are starting to step up their propaganda game
along with our leadership getting pretty bad at it
or just not caring anymore.
And like I said, why are we surprised?
The guy got into office by going,
I will just say things and you will believe it.
And then he gets into office.
And some of us stop believing it more now.
And we're upset at being lied to by the guy who's a professional liar.
All right.
Here's a hot take.
Trump cabinet members allegedly buying nuclear bunkers.
I think we need like, well, I've already said
we should expand Congress.
But I think we need some sort of a law on the books of
no nuclear bunkers for people in office.
Or for your family.
Nothing under the White House.
It's like, if you're going to take the whole world down,
you got to come down with us.
You guys can have a secondary plan
where you guys all get to go to some nice bunkers
and wait out.
Us all new in each other so that, you know,
you can just have the world and Putin can live in his bunker
and that guy can live in his bunker.
And then, you know, you guys can just continue
to procreate with whatever women you kept on the tunnels
of Epstein's island.
I just feel like they need to be in it for keeps.
There shouldn't be a backup plan for these people of,
oh, yeah, I guess if we nuke the whole world,
I got my bunker and, you know, my grandkids will come out
in a hundred years.
And if anything, we'll just be the new species.
Can you imagine if only Trump survived this
and it was only Trump's offspring
and the next generation of human beings
were just all Donald Trump's?
I feel like they would end up killing each other, right?
I mean, if this was Trump Island,
like the aliens would show up here
and by the time they got here,
they wouldn't, you couldn't have a society getting along
where there are all Trumps all the time.
Unless it's like that, you know,
the Rick and Morty planet where there's still some ricks
that are more Rick than the other ricks.
So the most Trumpian of all the Trumps
ends up still being the leader of the Trumps.
And it's a trippy thing to think about.
And now we've got new chatter of sleeper cells
in the United States of America, the risk of terrorism,
which it's amazing how they try
and like present everything is reinforcing
why we need to be fighting these people.
It's like we kick the hornets nest,
the hornets attack us,
and then we go, you see,
it's really good that we kick that hornets nest.
And now I'm almost shocked to see people
in mainstream media corporations
who are trying to pitch us on that we need to be in this war
and that this war was a good idea
that it was absolutely necessary,
that they even want to report on the risk of sleeper cells
in the United States of America,
because you would think that that's a consequence
of the war that Donald Trump chose to do.
You would think that the worst thing
that could happen as a result of this war
is that we end up with more terrorist incidents
in the United States of America
because of a war that we didn't need to have
on behalf of Israel,
and that that was the epic cost and blunder
of engaging in these activities.
And yet they seem to be presenting it to us as you see,
they didn't partake in terrorism before this,
and after it, we're now at risk for it,
but that's the proof that we needed to get them first.
I'm an alarming report of threats outside Iran.
ABC News reports Iran may be activating sleeper cells.
Quote, the US has intercepted
encrypted communications,
believed to have originated in Iran
that may serve as an operational trigger
for sleeper assets outside the country.
If true, further illustrating Secretary
of State Marco Rubio's point,
we are fighting a terrorist government.
The United States is currently engaged in an operation
targeting one of the world's leading hostage-taker,
the world's leading sponsor of terrorism.
They are trying to hold the world hostage.
They are attacking their neighbors.
They are attacking neighboring countries,
their energy infrastructure,
their civilian population,
their attacking embassies.
This is a terrorist government.
This is a terrorist regime.
And we are seeing them conduct terrorism
using nation-state elements,
using weapons like missiles,
and one way attacked drones.
And the objective of this mission
is to destroy their ability to continue to do that.
The next thing is a video as well.
It's going to be John Brennan,
shockingly not all gungho about this war,
which I'll play the video in a second,
but I'm going to wait for some comments.
And if you guys can let me know,
audio didn't seem to change in my opinion.
All right, well, we'll make an adjustment in a second.
I think I know what I can do.
Hustle bones.
Every time I hear sleeper cells,
I picture those little shared bone-filled departments
in Japan.
There you go.
Runaway slob.
Robbie, there are Iranian missiles
with painted in Farsi,
saying in memory and justice of the Epstein victims,
it's a top-tier troll like burning the ball statue.
Perfect.
Well, I'm not sure I agree with the last part
of perfectly valid anti-Semitism,
but the first part I do agree.
Friend Levin, I just assume he was talking about the US.
Paul Rodriguez saying the audio is fine.
It's still just a little low,
and that throwing Levin is deaf.
All right, fair enough.
I guess you guys can somewhat hear it.
So let's roll the next clip,
which is John Brennan talking about how he's concerned
about the Iran War,
which either I agree with John Brennan.
He's upset that he's not able to get in on the action.
This is the complete upside-down world of Donald Trump
that people that we've criticized forever
and said, hey, you guys are CIA Spooks
and you're still just working the same job at the CIA
and you're undermining the will of the American people
bringing in this outsider who's going to clean up the system.
But in this case,
maybe I'm the world's biggest sucker,
Donald Trump's about to pull off the world's biggest victory
or we live in such an upside-down world
where Donald Trump's gone so off the rails
that even Brennan is starting to make sense.
Or maybe this is just the opportunity
to actually be right about Donald Trump.
But I'm shocked to see that this man's not just celebrating the war
because I just figured he was one of these deep state war machine
fight everybody fight all the time type people.
Interesting though, even Kissinger opposed the Ukraine-Russia war
because he said, this is buffoonery.
You guys are going to bring Russia and China closer together
and that's the bigger problem.
But it's not a venture or a rollerclip of what you've got to say.
Tucker Brennan, your read of this moment.
It's a difficult read, that's for sure.
And I certainly agree with what Charles is saying
that this is something that I think is going to go on for some time.
And I think it just demonstrates that Donald Trump
or since he assumed the presidency on the second time,
he's been very tactical.
All of his steps don't take into account
the second, third, and fourth order effects.
Whether it's tariffs or whether it's the deployment of ICE
or whether it's military operation in Iran,
I think he just looks what's my next move.
And he doesn't think about.
And obviously he doesn't take into account then
the intelligence assessment that was given to him
and to the other seniors that the military operation
was unlikely to topple the regime.
And so I think he's trying to figure out exactly the next steps.
He's not ruling anything out because he very well
may decide to put U.S. troops on the ground
to carry out some type of operation.
But these are the things that should have been felt
a lot of it through before the operation took place.
There was no coordination at the very beginning in terms
of either consistent messaging on the rationale and objectives.
And as well as other issues such as making sure
that there's going to be evacuation capabilities
and placing the goal for U.S. citizens.
And so there are a number of things that just make me believe
more and more that he is taking things,
not just one day at a time, but almost one hour at a time
and he's going to go with his gut.
Again, irrespective of what the strategic implications are
down the road.
You see, Brennan just doesn't understand winning.
He doesn't understand Donald Trump's incredible common sense decision-making power
and that if you just go with the information
that the last person told you, whether it's Jared Kushner, Netanyahu,
Masad, Whitkopf, and nobody amongst our actual intelligence apparatus.
And you don't know things such as, hey, you guys can totally go through that body of water.
Oh, wait, even though they don't have a navy, they can still hit our boats.
Hey, guys, I know that a church got a school got bomb, but that wasn't us
because everyone has patron missiles.
Sir, nobody else has patron missiles that's using them in the area.
Oh, maybe that was us.
Okay.
Um, he just, Brennan, I think he just doesn't understand winning
and the way that Donald Trump operates.
All right.
This one might be more objectionable.
Uh, this is from Mario NAFNALFALL.
I don't know why it seems to be real busy in my Twitter feed.
And uh, he reported that Iran reportedly just maxed, mass texted Israel.
The last U.S. Raider system in the region has been destroyed.
Your government leaders are lying to you.
Leave the country.
Missiles are on their way.
No shelter.
No shelter can provide safe for the Islamic Revolutionary Guard.
Um, okay.
Now, I want to make it clear.
I'm against, I'm against war.
For sure.
I'm against targeted killing of civilians.
Uh, even more so.
It's amazing that you got to make these statements.
Like, you know, I don't think anyone has a right to kill other people's targeted.
Uh, kill other people's civilians or to even ask someone,
Hey, you got to leave your home comes.
I'm about to hit it.
I, I do wonder, though, for those that supported the action in Gaza,
of which you can see the comparisons in, uh, in this random picture.
I think it's from NBC News, but I could be wrong on that.
If Iran were to change this warning to specific areas,
and let specific areas know by text, hey, we're about to bomb your home.
Would that then make it okay?
Or if it would have to be, uh, better with their claim and say,
we believe that there's military targets within your areas.
So we're going to be targeting your home.
Please leave your home.
And then let's say they just engaged in the property damage of destroying people's homes.
And then people chose not to leave and got killed.
Would that then be a justified killing in the eyes of, uh, a visual?
Does, uh, does sending this text change the equation in any way
to those living in Israel who endorsed the, uh, bombings that took place in Gaza,
saying that they were all military targets and that Israel was the most moral army
because they sent messages, they phone called and they dropped leaflets.
Uh, to those who had those perspective, does this text make any difference
or is it too loose that it's a warning to everybody
and they have to be more specific with the claim of military targets
and then that would make it acceptable.
I'm just, I'm asking the question here.
All right.
Bumbling, I ran back terrorists convicted in a jiffy as ridiculous picture of his plot
to assassinate Trump released.
Uh, I think, and it's shocking to me, we're going to see more storylines of, uh,
of, uh, terrorism in the United States of America.
Uh, and as opposed to it being seen as you see,
this is why we shouldn't be provoking these fights.
It will be used as an argument for you see these people are your enemy
and that's why we have to continue this war, make sure that we got it,
get it done and we were right for doing so.
But I was reading this one and it's different than the, uh,
all right, we're going full loony conspiracy here everybody.
So I'm, I'm being up front that we're going, we're going full blown,
loony conspiracy here, okay.
Now, whenever you see a story of an idiot who instantly tries to hire people
at the FBI to do an assassination, uh, uh, an assassination of the president,
and you got a storyline that perfectly fits a narrative that the United States of America
would like to be able to showcase the American people of Iran's the enemy
and they were trying to assassinate Donald Trump.
And, uh, so you got, you got, you got two factors here off the bat.
You got a guy who's clearly a dumbass.
And then you've got a secondary factor of that this is exactly the storyline
that the United States of America would like to have printed in the newspapers.
So you got bumbling our ran back terrorists convicted in a jiffy as ridiculous picture of his plot
to assassinate Trump is released.
Here, we'll read this.
This is from the New York Post.
Merchant testified that he expected to receive up to one million
depending on his mission's outcome.
But his hair brain assassination plan went, uh, plan went nowhere after the FBI set up a sting operation
based on a tip from Mitch Merchant's recruit, meaning the guy that he tried to pay to do it,
who testified a trial using the alias Nadim Ali.
Merchant claimed on the stand that he knew he would be arrested ahead of the hitman meeting
and that I don't think I would be too successful, but during crossing examination he admitted
that he knew his handler was part of a group of US officials classified as terrorists
and that he believed the FBI agents were real contract killers.
And so this is the guy, you know, he gets sent by a ran to kill the president
and so he's trying to do his research and there you have top spy of Iran doing a diagram
for how he might be able to kill a president.
And, uh, now here's what differentiates this from the other stories is that supposedly he was recruited
by someone in Iran and he said this at the trial who had threatened his family
and that's why he was here trying to do it.
The other FBI cases are usually downtrodden people that the FBI then recruits
and they were never looking to do this and then they choose, uh,
and then the FBI basically convinces them to go ahead and do it
and then, you know, they don't actually give them real bombs
and then they get to print on the newspaper.
Look, we foiled a terrorist plot, give us more money, we're saving all of your lives.
Terrorism is real, we need to be engaged in these military excursions
and you need to give us more money because otherwise people are going to be blowing up the sears tower and synagogues.
So, this is complete conspiracy here.
Alright, listen, I'm just telling you, you got a storyline here of an idiot
and instantly being busted by the FBI and an unknown individual in Iran who recruited this person.
I feel like the person who recruited him in another country was probably also intelligence.
I don't have any proof of that whatsoever other than two of the three variables
fit the general storyline of these entrapment schemes.
The one that doesn't is the fact that he was recruited in another country
and threatened in another country and offered money in another country
from an unknown individual that you would think though if there was some person
in another country recruiting people, maybe they wouldn't put it in the newspapers
but that would be top of line for our intelligence to try and dig into
and it's treated pretty casually within the article of just, you know, I think they have the guy's name as stated by him
but no other information about him.
And so, as I'm saying once again, purely conspiratorial
but I'm just saying I would not be surprised if the person who actually recruited him into this
was an intelligence asset because it just fits the narrative of the news stories
that they're looking to produce.
All right, let's take a couple of comments and then we'll move over to some other Donald Trump failures.
Unrelated to the Iran War.
All right, what do we got here?
Obviously Rob doesn't understand the brilliance of that note.
It's clear to me the plan would have worked.
Yeah, he had arrows.
What more do you need?
Hustle bones.
It's like barks since and swing his arm saying, I'm just doing this now if you get hit, it's not my fault.
Yeah, that's the Iran War in a nutshell.
David Dallin 7404, I already read that one, Jack Burden.
The plan does have a button on top so we got that thing for us or is that there's the picture of a D battery.
Not sure I follow that comment.
Paulo Rodriguez, when the conspiracy is close to the truth in the official story, I think he can give me enough points on that.
Hustle bones is just even a conspiracy theory at this point will pretty well establish pattern.
Well, I guess the unestablished part of the pattern is the fact that he was actually recruited in another country before he came here.
But the fact that the guy's an idiot, the way that the the way that the coercion work is kind of in line with the way that they do it.
They're not looking to find the guy or there's no news reports on.
Oh, we've got our top suspect of terrorist recruiters in other countries.
It just it seems like an off story.
David Allen, no, it's the arrow. Look at the arrow. We're so lucky this didn't happen. The FBI caught him.
Jack Burden, so the guy at a crossbow, I was going to shoot an arrow at the D battery.
All right, I guess that makes a little more sense. Runaway Slav. So you're going to say going to say there has never been valid anti-Semitism.
I mean, Slav, just say things that are in line with the show. I don't want to have to do an entire other show on your Fox News like questions of OSU is there never been valid anti-Semitism.
Is that in line with anything that we're talking about? Why do I have to do a separate runaway Slav podcast of, hey, stop your show.
I know that you're doing an interesting conspiracy on the FBI, but instead of that, do you think that there's ever been anti-Semitism ever?
Yeah, sure. Has there ever been a valid criticism of people? Any group of people? Sure.
You put no, you put absolutely no like, hey, has Donald Trump ever done anything good ever? Oh, sure. Yeah, I bet he's done something good in his lifetime.
Spicy tabs. Very nice straw, man, Slav. Yeah, I guess that's the more dignified way of saying the exact criticism I was saying.
All right, the hill, DOG failed to build criminal case against Biden aides over auto-open use. And, you know, I almost wonder if they're walking back the Epstein conspiracy by going like, look, we're bad at everything.
There's nothing that we're able to get done. And so, you know, they already failed against their case in Comey.
The one thing we were excited about Donald Trump for was that he might go after the deep state.
He might get the bastards at a minimum who undermined his first presidency. He might undermine all.
He might actually showcase all the people that did all the Russia getting on since. Maybe go deeper than that. Maybe go after Fauci.
Maybe he would expose one of the biggest scandals we've ever had in our entire country, which is that we had a president with dementia, who they were telling us was sharp as attacked.
And they just drop in the case. There's no precedent. There's no way for us to prosecute it.
Do you guys even try on these things? That was a juicy storyline to handle winter Republicans to showcase that the last guy had dementia and that his staff members were just giving out partings
and writing and writing his signature on bills he didn't even understand or have read.
I mean, you're talking about one of the biggest scandals in all of American history. And here's Donald Trump just folding on it.
Just letting the Democrats walk away with another scandal. I mean, just add this to the Donald Trump failure list or to the conspiracy list.
They just want to let you know that Pam Bondy and the Department of Justice actually can't handle anything.
And so it wasn't just that they blew the Epstein case. It's just like they're totally inept.
You know, they always wonder with conspiracy theories. Is it malicious or stupidity or evil? Is it evil or just them being stupid?
And so now Donald Trump here is trying to create more evidence of the fact that it's them being stupid.
I can even see Donald Trump now. He's going to do a 180 and go. There isn't even an auto pen. Nobody's seen it. They don't use it. Nobody uses it.
I sign everything. Total oaks. Democrats made it up. Unbelievable.
All right. And then this was from Thomas Massey. And then I think we got Bobby the bank popping on should be on should be on shortly.
Let us know I think he might get a tear free bait, which you know sometimes Donald Trump's sometimes Donald Trump's problems actually create profit opportunities for other people.
But this was from Thomas Massey because listen, you know, they're distracting us with the Iran stuff. But on this show, we're not dropping the Epstein files.
We're not letting it go. So this is from Thomas Massey. The Alexander brothers appeared in the Epstein files by first name, but I noticed DOJ rejected their last names and the FBI email contained.
But FBI director cash and no evidence of sex trafficking in the files. And so you got these two brothers. Apparently they were wealthy real estate developers.
I think this was from the AP. Victims testified. Now these people, they might have just gotten busted on the softer crime. It's a little bit sketchy that I guess they've been doing this for as long as they have. And now there's more interest in these topics.
And now they're actually getting in trouble for it. It's it's bad. Once once we read it, what they did was that it's not gray area bad. It's just bad.
And it doesn't mostly, I think there's one 17 year old. I think it's all adults, but it's still essentially date rape. And you also wonder if maybe there's more there. And so they just prosecuted these incidents and managed to cover up the other ones.
But here we go. Victims testified that they had met the brothers at nightclubs parties and on dating apps and were attacked after accepting their invitations to all expense paid getaways to the Hamptons, Aspen, Colorado and a Caribbean cruise. More than 60 women say they were raped by one or more of the brothers according to prosecutors.
One woman, this is not all in order. One woman testified that she met the brothers in 2020, 12 at a party at actors, Zach Efrensman had an apartment. She said she had almost no interaction with the actor who is not accused of any misdeeds and went to a nightclub nightclub later in the night before waking up naked with the nude Allen Alexander standing over her.
I don't want to have sex with you. She testified telling him, ha ha, you already did. She recalled him snapping back as he laughed in my face.
And then here's one more. In addition to the top charges, Allen and Ty Alexander were also convicted of sex trafficking of a minor while Allen and or now Alexander were convicted of aggravated sexual abuse by force or intoxicant and sexual abuse of a physically incapacitated person.
Or now Alexander was also convicted of sexually exploiting a minor after prosecutors showed the jury a video recorder himself appearing to assault a drug 17 year old.
Alright, and now let's play this video and then I will take some comments and then Bobby the bank will hop on and then we're going to go to paywall content, which you can subscribe for all of five bucks a month.
You can support the show and you can catch the longer live stream, which day we're going to be seeing if Alex Jones has a path to redemption, which I think we're going to go harsh on him.
And we're also going to get into Tucker Carlson's conspiracy about Habad, but with that said, roll a clip producer man.
Nope, we are already at the paywall content, which is I wanted to play this video of Epstein's butler supposedly talking to the FBI, but we saved some of the more conspiratorial stuff and things that I haven't fully researched for the paywall show, which is why we like to do it.
Alright, let's take let's take some comments and then hopefully Bobby the bank hops on. Here we go.
Hustle bones anti-Semitism is their goal. They want the world against them gag and muggoog to trigger the Masonic prophecy.
All their off of the decisions makes sense through that lens.
I'm not familiar with a Masonic prophecy that includes that everyone has to hate the Jews.
And it's incredible that I guess the Jews get people to just hate them, but not enough to hate them to actually bring about the prophecy.
You know, like so, you know, what would Jews have been cheering for Hitler to go harder and be upset that, you know, the allies entered World War II and got in the way of Hitler fulfilling his destiny of bringing the Messiah.
But, you know, also, I'm open for more here about the Jews encouraging and hoping for anti-Semitism so that they could bring back them the Messiah.
I don't believe or I never learned about that Messianic prophecy. Jack Burton, David Allen, I think of him more as a gadfly like Socrates was not really a court jester, but I understand your point.
All right, that must have been a side conversation before I got on. All right, let's, let me, let me call Bobby the Bank, see if Bobby the Bank is hopping on.
Here's some of the latest from Sheath, and then we'll, we're going to pop on to the paywall here. Hold on, let's, let's, you guys can talk amongst yourselves for a second.
Or, you know, we could, we could play the, we could play the butler. We could play the butler video.
So I just, I've come across this a couple of times and it's interesting because essentially you got the former butler who I feel like this guy's got an evil due to that he's saying, I've got the client list, I've seen all sorts of shit, and it seems like the FBI is basically meeting with him to find out what he knows.
And to undermine other people's ability to investigate it to say, yeah, we met with him. There's nothing there and not pursue any claims.
But with that said, let's, let's roll the clip and then we can comment. I also, like I said, I keep these things behind the paywall because I didn't fully validate it, but I don't know.
It was like my 15th time seeing this video and I was like, all right, we got to bring this up on the show.
And if you guys in the chat have seen this before, you got more intel on it. I'm, I'm glad to hear you out.
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This is not the best version of the video either because, all right, you know what?
Bobby the bank throw me off a little bit, but we might just not have a paywall show today.
All right, let's talk about Kristi Nome. The real reason why Kristi Nome's cockled husband stayed married to her through, through Corey Lowendass, Lewandowski humiliation.
All right, so firstly, I did not get a chance to cover this last week. So we'll talk about the Kristi Nome thing.
I think Kristi Nome made the mistake of just not being a good enough liar for Donald Trump and so she had to go.
She just wasn't good enough in that role. She mishandled the situation when the guy got killed in Minnesota and she decided to say that he was a terrorist and he was there to kill people.
And so I think she just had to go. And what she ended up going down for was apparently she spent $200 million on ad reads, which included herself.
Supposedly, it also came through a no bid contract, which then got subcontracted to someone that she had previously worked with.
And she sat there the whole time and was like, we went through, it was all legal. We went through the normal processes.
We don't review the subcontractors, but it seems a little bit crazy that we need $200 million in ad reads spent and that it needs to include Kristi Nome being on television.
Senator Kennedy did the best job of grilling her and where she was really dead to write having a problem was claiming that Donald Trump had approved it.
Donald Trump sold her under the bus and said, no, I did not approve this. And then at the end of the hearing, they nailed her on apparently a long running affair that she had, which she slammed back with how dare you hit me with these tabloid headlines.
And they said, you know, you could just say, no, if it's not true. And she refuses to say no. And it seems to me like they could probably do this to anybody in all of government.
I bet all of these people are involved with the funerary of no bid contracts. I know Obama had one when they put up the healthcare websites, the exchange for buying Obamacare.
I think $500 million went to a buddy of his or a company with a no bid contract. I don't think this is the first incident of no bid contracts.
It's obviously a problem in government, but I think it's funny when they just decide we don't like you. And so you come in for your meeting and they just have you dead to rights.
And so everyone's focused on this $200 million being spent on ad reads through a no bid contract. And Donald Trump, though, didn't actually fire her, moved her to another position, but they got her out of that job.
It's incredible to me that they managed to get Christy Nome out of her job, but they weren't able to do this to my orcas for his entire run.
My orcas brought as many people through that border as he possibly could. I don't even know if my orcas was working under Biden's directive or if he was the chief lizard on that particular topic for the deep state or whoever wanted as many immigrants over the border as possible.
But he made it happen. And then he kept getting we're doing everything we can. Nobody's more concerned than we are. I would not declare this an emergency.
With all that said, listen, you know, I don't know, you know, sometimes like I defend things, which is behavior that I would engage in.
So I don't don't don't have affairs, particularly if you're married, I want to make that clear. If you are having an affair and it's with the staffer, I guess that's a little bit more relevant to the workplace.
Maybe it's less relevant, though, if there is a double standard or a lady boss and it's a younger male subordinate, maybe that's less of a problem of the power dynamics or maybe that speaks to the buffoonery of when they like to talk about power dynamics in the workplace because women do it as well.
But I think it's already, you know, maybe not all that relevant to your job, generally speaking, if you're having an affair. I understand other people, which is not an endorsement of having affairs.
But, you know, people can make mistakes outside of work that's not relevant to their job. Now, in this case, it's different because I guess it does include a co-worker, so it's a little bit more relevant.
But now, let's say somebody does have an affair. Why do we got to give their spouse a hard time about it?
First of all, we don't really do this to women, but, and I get it, you know, like you're a dude, we can all sit on the sidelines and be like, oh, wow, that guy's kind of a sad dude that the entire world knows that his wife had an affair and he's sticking with her.
But we don't actually know. He's a wealthy handsome guy. Maybe they just got some weird open relationship thing that works for them.
But I just feel like this is so classless to be the New York Post. The real reason why Christy Nome's cuckold husband stayed married to her through Corey Lewdowski humiliation.
Why do we got to give this guy shit? You can go after Christy Nome all day and go, this is horrible, what Christy Nome did to her husband.
They've got kids together. He stalked with her. They ran a business. They both grew up there. High school sweet arts and Christians.
But like, go after Christy Nome. She's the one that did something shitty. If this guy is in whatever place in his life that he wants to stay with her, why do we got to give him?
Why is that a news story of, look at this fucking asshole. You know, he's already got a deal with the fact that his wife cheated on him and everybody knows about it.
And he was just sitting behind her. I think he was out of the room by the time the affair stuff came up.
But doesn't this just feel like, I don't know, just like a low blow and not classy.
You can report all day on, isn't this disgusting? The Christy Nome cheated on her husband or here is the Christy Nome sex scandal that her husband now has to go through.
But you know, you're, you're, you're a dignified newspaper. Leave, leave cuckold talk to us, assholes on the internet.
Doesn't feel like you should open up the newspaper and the guy that got cheated on should be being called out for being a cuck.
All right. All right. You know, I'm going to the paywall. I'm just assuming that Bobby, Bobby the bank didn't show up on me.
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