TSA 2026: More Security Theater

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4:08I mean, could have been any one of those unauthorized actor. They have no evidence that any of the information has been misused. Well, that's good. I mean, it's very nice of them to and they, what can we do? Well, we can get a free credit check and a free fraud alerts are fun. I hate those damn things. We locked my daughters down once. What a pain in the ass. It's not just a pain in the it's paralyzing. And they'll do it at the we, I understand and I appreciate the fact that we need to be, you know, there need to be some safety rails on these products and I get that. But what a giant pain in the ass, some of them are. And you've got you are without your card for days, weeks, sometimes while they send you a new one because there's no easy way to fix it.

5:12But these are the people that we, you know, we trust with all of our important stuff. And I mean, thank goodness for Aesto being right on top of things. And what, nine months later, yeah, actually letting us know that we can know that there's something that we can do about it. And there's a, and you get a free credit check. So there you go. I had a, a fraud alert yesterday day before whenever it was from the bank. By the way, do yourself a favor. What's the name of the bank prosperity? Yes. Lord have mercy. They are not that there's a good one because at one time I was like, well, as far as I go. And then it was third national. And then prosperity. Yeah, prosperity used to be frostbank. That's because that's who we were. I think of a good one liner there. But they suck worse as frost. No, it's hard to suck worse than prosperity. They suck this frost and now they suck.

6:14They suck worse. Not in a good way. They suck worse than it's just, and I don't know that there's a good one. I don't know. But they all everything sucks because what are you going to do? What are you going to do? You're going to go down the ABC bank now because they suck. And whatever bank you have fill in the blank, if you leave, guess what? They don't care. They'll just pick up. Unless you have a significant amount of money. And what, let's see, what would be significant? If you have maybe $50,000 in a bank, maybe. That might be considered significant. They might pay attention to you if you say, I'm going to leave and take my money with me. But I'm not even sure that that qualifies anymore. But it's like all of them. It's the frontier situation.

7:16And you go, I'm going to go with Comcast or whoever the other ones are. And they suck because they don't care. You'll find people within the organizations that care and are embarrassed when things bad things happen. And you can put a face. You can go into the bank and you can deal with Marianne or whomever. And they're like, I'm sorry, this happened. And I'll let me see what I can or like with a frontier. And you get your your tack who cares. And he's like, you know, black and short. And but generally they just don't give a damn anywhere. Well, because it's not when I went down personally. No, because it's like the woman said, how many years ago was this? 20, some odd years ago, when we had a horrible experience with American airlines and the woman behind the counter, literally said. And in this case, I'm literally using the word literally because I mean, literally, not like whoever, not sure what's going on with the word literally,

8:18but literally no one knows what the hell literally means. But she literally said, I don't care if you get on the plane or not, I get paid either way. She said that from behind the counter. She was done with y'all at that point. I apparently got a $500 voucher out of it. But it's all of this safety stuff that is. And where does where does it turn around? Where do we hit the the apogee? Where do we? When does the event happen that? Shoot. All of a sudden turns things around and things go start getting better. I don't know what that looks like. I don't, I'm not sure that any of us do. It seems like it goes bad, bad, bad, worse, bad, bad, bad, bad, but there's no getting better. There's no better. It's like Southwest for a long time. It was a decent airline. And now they're just like the rest of them. They don't even, I mean, they're, remember good looking stewardesses.

9:19For those of you who are under like 70, there was a time when stewardesses were hot. They walked into the pool and there were no dudes. Yeah, no, there may have been a couple somewhere. But generally speaking, no dudes. But now it's like, occasionally you'll get a straight dude as a steward. This steward, a waiter, fly to tend to air. Aater. Yeah, they're still stewardesses. But then I'm convinced that maybe it's just a reflection of who we are. That's absolutely possible. Yesterday, by the way, y'all can think Toby for cent of me down this trial. This trail. Yesterday we talked about the headline. The headline. Frightening object caught by TSA inside passengers baseball,

10:22bat-shaped flashlight. Which I've concluded was either a teenager because we never get the identity. And if one of y'all finds that identity, let me know. But I'm guessing either a teenager or just a very dumb 20 something or just a dumb, a dumb, dumb overall. Because what he wanted was just to take his cool gadget home. That's all. And because airlines now charge for checked bags, didn't have a check bag most likely. I'm guessing here, but most likely didn't have a check bag to put it in. So stuck it in his, the lining of the suitcase. And you know, wanted to get that. Was he going to to hijack the plane? 99.99% chance. No. But as I guess always possible, hey, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to bring on board. My bat flashlight with a three inch knife tucked in it. That'll do the trick. Yeah, I'm doing it by myself. So yeah, no, they didn't save us from anything.

11:24But as always, if you scroll down to the... What is he doing? He gets home at night. Not exercise. Yep. So anyhow, all the way back down to the comment section here. And I was, I actually took the time because I tried to respond to the comments, not having been logged in. And of course, you got to log in to respond to the comments. I'm like, oh hell, I'll take the time because these people are making me insane. And on the Fox website, first comment out of the gate. The other day, oh, by the way, the commenter's name is, Trump is one bad dude. That could go either way. Good. The comment the other day, I was complaining about the long line at the TSA checkpoint to get my, to my gate for a plane flight looks like I'd better be more appreciative of the TSA.

12:28Are you effing kidding me? Oh, that cannot be real. I'm replies. Click it. It's funny because Dallas Brad says, which here's the funny thing. I wanted to be real Brad Stags on there. And they're like, no, that's already taken, which means I was signed up under some other email. Because of this, please, this guy was an idiot, but only because he wanted to bring his little gadget on the plane and his carry on since airlines charging for check bags. He stuck stuck in his little roll around instead of just admitting he was trying to sneak at home he lied. He was no more of a hijacker than you are. And farmer Ted says, it's not how many items they stopped that counted. How many they let through TSA highly trained, watching several online videos at the office computer. These are all, loyal Patriot responded. That's a sad statement.

13:28It took this incident for you to appreciate them. Do you know how many days they worked without pay during the government shutdown? They worked 365 days per year. Meanwhile, you need to eat some humble pie. That had to have been clickbait, right? That was rage bait. That was all that was because I'm like, you people can't be the stupid, but apparently they can. The fat dude works at the mall on weekends. You can find him there and buy him lunch. It's just, what's this guy? This guy, Sputnik says, I was a screener for TSA for five years. I was hired in 2002 and they first opened. TSA was formed because the screeners on 9-11 were part of a private security company called Worldwide. They did very sloppy screening. They did very sloppy screening screeners. I forgot the period. No, they forgot the comma. They did very sloppy screening comma. Screeners that are semicolon. Screeners that work for TSA are actually highly skilled and highly trained.

14:33This work is very often stressful and at times it is a thankless job. They are tasked with making sure every passenger on every flight is safe. They don't get the credit they deserve. Yes, I give them all the credit they deserve. You want to know, that's just a sampling of these people. It's just stupid. TSA is a joke and the line in the article about them being highly trained is pure comedy. That's what it is. It is absolute comedy. The story I sent you this morning. What do you think started this? Okay, go ahead. Sorry. I just thought, well, they let them through. That was blatant. The TSA as far as their... The TSA has done a wonderful job.

15:36And again, I can say thank you, Toby. Deep breaths for getting me starting. I started on this. So, button fly jeans. Oh, I bet they sell the ring of the scan, don't they? Yeah, they sure do. Every single time you fly, they take off the jeans. Dicticle just to check them. By the way, if you haven't been yet to dictaculars.com, please do so. It's a pleasant surprise. Same complaint around how can they not, how can you not make a machine that can tell the difference between, I don't know, sweat and a gun. It's sweat. We'll get it. Leave eyes, button fly jeans. Baggy pants after you've lost weight. You know that will set you off too. I did not. Underwire. Tampons, pads, remember the pad incident?

16:38Oh, underwire could be an excuse. You know what I'm saying. Somebody's got to feel it then. Oh, yeah, it's usually the ugly, angry lesbian, but yeah. Dipers, they've all triggered crotch or chest patdowns. That's the most ridiculous. What, what has been, what has been found doing this? Tell me what has been found. I'm just going to just do this. I'm just going to rub my cross your chunk. Now I'm using the back of my fingers. Why are you using the back of your fingers? Well, you know, because I don't, why the hell are they using the back of their fingers? Think about it. Why? Because they're less sensitive, right? So you can't feel anything with the back of your fingers. So what the hell are you doing it to begin with? You can't grab and squeeze with the back of your fingers. Isn't that the point of checking for something so that you can figure out what it is? Isn't it the whole way you know that there's going down?

17:39Uh, I don't know. Yes. How else do you know what you're, what are you doing? Are you just looking for something hard? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. We, what are you looking for with this? If you're going to do it, do it. Just reach in there and then feel around. We're all adults. Look, if it's about safety, why don't you just reach in there and grab some? Um, that, how am I wrong? You're not, you're not exactly. I hate it. Believe me. I hate being right all the time far more than you do. An avocado, uh, that'll get you to, um, because, um, and Fort Myers, a passenger, usually, you know, they say, is there anything, um, in this bag that's going to cut that you need to tell me about before I, uh, for open it up? Well, the day before apparently this guy's, uh, uh, dad had slipped a homegrown avocado into his, uh, suitcase. What do you think the, uh, TSA thought it was?

18:41Uh, a hand grenade, Brad. How many of them? Beachball, how did you know that? They thought the avocado was a grenade. Yeah. Uh, you can also get a foil condom pack will set it off. Um, and if you have thick hair, bobby pins, buns, or hair, uh, to begin with, um, because, you know, hair, blurry groin. Machine couldn't get a clean picture of his crotch so they pat it him down. They wrote that down as a, as an excuse. Wrong gender button on the scanner. You know, gender button now. So if you go in there and you say you're a female, you have a big swing and hog, because they're going to check it. They're going to check it. Oh, which if you are transgender, let's say, let's just say you put down your transgender woman, but you're really not. All right. You're a dude. Yeah. Where do you put the, uh, sausage shaped bomb?

19:41Right there. Hey, that's hard. Yeah, I know. I haven't had bottom surgery yet. When are we going to stop with the fricking security theater? Um, if you were running TSA, Brad, what would you do? What would you do? Different, uh, petition to shut the damn thing down. Go back to private security. Tell me they weren't better. It wouldn't, it wouldn't, would private security not be grabbing junk these days too? Were they grabbing junk before 9-11? Probably not. Evidently not. Mm-hmm. But why, why is it we were, we started the grabbing junk thing anyway? Because they think they can catch what's going through TSA or going through the security. Good, but I mean, I'm sorry. Why, what, that was none of the, what's the reason we started grabbing junk to begin with at TSA? I don't know what's his name trying to get something in his underwear through TSA.

20:42Was it really that's the, so that's the reason we are, I mean, how, I don't know what the reason is that other than we don't want anybody carrying anything in there and I'm supposed to have and we've got to check your junk just to make sure you don't have something you're not supposed to have. And remember, you can't have, you can't have any knives, well, excuse me, let me back up. You can, you can take a knife on board, the plan, it just can't be double edged and with a sharp tip. Yeah. But you could have like a single edged blade with a dull tip. So that's okay. I'm sorry, why? If you don't have, if you have a single edged, but the actual rule is you cannot have a double edged sharp tip knife. They made them surrender that freaking Swiss Army knife. That's, that's not a flashlight. No, the Swiss Army knife in the story I sent you this morning. They made them surrender that. That's not a doubt. Because it was hidden.

21:42Well, it was hidden, that's for damn sure. Because, and this is the reason I think all of these are bogus. These are TSA PR stories. Front page, Fox News, headline, alarming object. Yeah. Alarming object spotted by officer on TSA X-ray before bizarre twist unfolds. That's a clever plan on words. Because you see what somebody did was they stuck a knife and this is one of those that's what? It's fallen Jeep country. And during the well, it wouldn't buy a Jeep because, yeah, I would say this is probably what maybe a three inch to itch knife. If that, yeah. Tiny, teeny tiny, itty bitty even.

22:44By the way, if you if you got the notification this morning, I kid you not itty bitty. It's it's coming up. That's not what you think. The hidden knife and the in their toothpaste because they're so told them to to get it through TSA. That's the TSA officer, Jasmine Kramer and security training instructor Wade Brown. Do you think there's any relation to our Wade? It's possible, right? Wade, Wade, possible to say him. Yeah. Examine the x-ray image of a suspicious item before Brown searches the passengers carry on bag. He sent the belongings through the x-ray machine again to narrow down its locathe own. And so that is what they were trying to bring in.

23:47Was this and again, I ask, because isn't it isn't about, you know, who were the intent? What was the intent of bringing this knife on board? If this is all security theater, or if this is actually real security, not just security theater, what was what's the real you're looking for people who have an item that they plan to use it in in a sinister way, right? That's what we're looking for. Because really do you care if grandpa has his buck knife in his pocket? No. Grandpa's not going to do anything with his buck knife. I mean, we have law enforcement officers on the plane with guns, right? Supposedly. Right. So we know that they're not going to, you know, they're on our side in theory. But so with this stupid knife in a toothpaste tube, what do you think the much like the the bat flashlight wielding crazy guy from, is that yesterday or the day before?

24:52This guy just wanted to get his his Swiss Army knife home. That's all he wanted. And I'm guessing again, because everybody's charging for bags now, it would cost you 25 bucks to get your Swiss Army knife home. Well, I knew one. Maybe that has sentimental value. I'm, I'm just that's probably the motivation. But so they hit it in the toothpaste tube. I don't know if they thought the toothpaste tube would block it. I'm getting guess they thought it was led and it was. But that's probably this happened in a dollar. Yeah, love field. So, um, and that when once you start hiding it, that becomes what's the charge? Well, uh, well, that's the thing. That's that was my question to you is these people hiding it becomes a different charge. Well, you would think so, but these people were allowed to surrender it. And go on to say that they hit it intentionally. That's the mistake dude made

25:59with the bat. Of course they did. They said our son told us to hide it in a toothpaste tube to get it through security. That's intentional. Is it not? Well, that's what they say on here. I guess again. But the the bottom line they wanted a three two inch knife. Yeah, that's a small small knife. I mean, that's a what a travel size toothpaste tube you're looking at there. Is it? Yeah, I guess it is. Isn't it? That's a tiny knife. Piny tiny. So again, is this the tea? See, they're going to use this as the shiny example of why they're so good. Yes, they will. They're so good because they stopped two people are trying to take their. I don't know if that was who knows if it was like in a pulp fiction. The way he hid that pocket watch. This may have that this Swiss army knife may be it may have been hidden the same area that the pocket watch was hidden

27:01for years. And therefore they didn't want to give it up. Artful concealment. Thank you, Dark Magneto. It's just absolutely frustrating irritating because it's it's security theater and did they protect us against anything? No, nothing. They they put they slowed everybody down. And to be fair, the people who hid it right they slowed everybody down. Not the TSA. The TSA were just doing their job. They were protecting us from tourists who wanted to take home their souvenirs. But so we want to be a society that protects each other from people with souvenirs. They never know. Grandpa get drunk. Pull out that their buck knife and just really wreak havoc on that plane. You know, I'm just taking tape to the seat. I'm hearing a lot of complaining, but I'm not hearing a lot of solutions. I've already said you get rid of the TSA and you go with private

28:05security. Well, that wouldn't have probably security would have stopped this. Then then you sit back and you think about all right, where knives allowed you couldn't take a knife on the plane before 9-11 9-11. So how's that rewarding? And apparently they didn't take knives on the plane. Oh, 9-11. Well, a box cutter. Box cutters. Box cutters not a knife. I mean, okay, it's still threatened people. Can you take something that you can use to threaten somebody on a plane? Should we go with, you know, look at the people profiling basically. Should we profile? I think they were probably profiling then. They just didn't do it. They were they were oh, September the freaking 15th they were profiling. That's for damn sure. September the 15th there weren't any planes in the air. Okay, the next day there were planes in the air.

29:07Or were they? TSA is just a dumber teachers union. Thank you not my dog. Yes, that's all it is. That's all it is. It's um, what the courteous says put glitter in your pants. That way when they find you can blow them a kiss. That would be kind of fun, wouldn't it? Oh, have a glitter explosion. Yeah, good to say. It's just there has to be never get on a plane with a phaser. That's very good advice. There has to be a more common sense way of doing this. And and without Michael Chertoff, who made bazillions of dollars on the rapist scams. That's the other thing. It's just that when you start looking at who actually benefiting financially from these things, it's always somebody who's been around the government. Yeah. Who knows the ins and outs, who's created his own company.

30:13And then sells us, you know, the technology that will keep us safe. You really think that anybody is going to try to do what they did on night. I mean, I guess it's possible, but do you really think that anybody is going to attempt it that way? And then that goes back to the question. Who really did do it that way on 9-11? They could have used them soap. They could have no doubt. Right. What if you hit a knife in a bar of soap? And one more thing, if the airlines just hadn't started charging for the your check bag, just notice what happened. Think about that. I say we blame the airlines. Smellimodio.com. The new the newest scent is 1776. You know what I found a funny is that we did, we spent all that time looking for what a bergamot was.

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33:20Probably. Give it up to Ray Gopal! Did you watch the documentary yet on Reagan? I have not. No. It actually did yawn when the other and all of the when you watch the documentary you see at every step of the way they zigged where they should have zagged. They insted and to give her credit at least for trying. What should we? That's the kangaroo. That's the swim. It was a dedication to all things Australian according to her and her husband. And there were, I mean she didn't know why the hell she got chosen.

34:22She's like, I can't believe I'm here. It's because nobody told you you weren't good enough. Her husband's like, yeah, she can do it. She can do it. You can do it. You can do anything. It's the you can do anything. If you just set your mind to it. You set your mind to it. Yep. It's the participation trophy. That right there is it in a nutshell. Nobody along the way said, you know what you really shouldn't do this because you're not good enough. And when you look, you realize she's just not, she is not to that level. It was a bunch of people saying she sure was trying. Wasn't she the only one from Australia that that got in? I mean, this one she's just, she's the Olympics. Yeah. She was Australia's representative and they're in the documentary. They interviewed some of the women who were like really, really break dancers and they're like, I like her.

35:25I was offended by the dance because in watch these other chicks dance and they're like, they're really break dancing. Yeah. She just, I mean, and she is a doctor. She has a doctorate in, well, don't tell me break dancing. No, what is it? She is this former, former competitive break dancer. She, but the doctorate, his bachelor's, she completed a bachelor's degree in contemporary music at 09. She has a PhD in cultural studies. There you go. Her PhD fee and now is that kind of like Dr. Jill's. Her PhD thesis titled deterritorializing gender in Sydney's break dancing scene. A B girls experience of B boying because in Australia, they're called a break dancing girls, a B girl, boys, B boy.

36:30So it could be, I mean, if nothing else has showed that she had the stick to it if this to actually her and I guess the PhD, but no one told her, nobody told her that you really shouldn't do this because you're going to look silly. And it's very strong. And it's very strong. Yeah. Yeah. Big time. And it's the, what was the video that I watched this guy? He called it toxic. What is it to, what the hell is the word toxic cheering on the word? Thank you. That'll help. Actually, toxic. Positivity. That was it. Thank you.

37:30It's all good. We worked. Toxic positivity. You know about the study that they did on elevating music that actually generates the neurons in your brain to fire more quickly? You know about that. Never heard of it. Good. Because I made it up. Toxic positivity is exactly what she became a victim of and people telling her, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're good. You're good enough. You're smart enough and dog on it. People like you and they love you. Thank you. Docs clocked out. I will died. It wasn't a doctor of aroma therapy. That was not what it was. But will this, will this make a change, bring a change? Probably not. At every step of the way, she was like, I can't believe I'm here. What am I doing here? You're right. Now, people were mean to her. I mean, I mean, really mean because there were like, you should die. You should kill yourself. You should this. It's like, that's the problem is, you can't let somebody learn the lesson if they'll

38:32even learn it. But those people are out there. You know, you should just die. Kill yourself. The world doesn't need you. Obviously she had a, would it be a fragile ego? I don't know if it's a fragile ego when you are on the world stage at the Olympics and supposedly the best in the world from your country. That's the next level. You're out there on a stage and you're supposed to be representing the entire country and you know deep down in your heart. I'm not really, I'm not good enough to be here. But everybody around you is going, no, no, you are. You're good enough. You're smart enough. Her husband is a Sammy sex was his performing name. What did he do? Sam, he was a break dancer. Oh, he was. Oh, he was her trainer. Of course he was. Uh huh. And they at one point prior, they decided she wasn't good enough for the power moves,

39:33you know, like the moves that actually make you a good break dancer. The moves that make you watch a break dancer go, that's like superhuman. How the hell did they do that? The worm. And they do the worm. That's superhuman. Is it, I'm not familiar with that. The worm break dancing break dancing. Is it really that one? Yeah. Look at that. Isn't that cool? You can't do that. I cannot do that. No. Come on. Nope. I get stuck on the belly. It's like a turtle. Come on. Yeah. All that mess. No, the best break dancing moves though are truly superhuman. Like that stuff right there. That is, I mean, he's, how do you even begin to do that?

40:38That's impressive. She couldn't do any of that. No. I mean, she had trouble just standing up. She was not talented at all. But toxic positivity is something that anybody can fall victim to because you're ego because you want to believe at some point though, you just have to understand you ain't good enough. And she wasn't. Is this real? Good question because they lay, they were trying to be good enough. This has to be a troll. Has to be a troll. Wow. Right? I mean, you have to, if you're by the, because remember, there are some smart people who are homeless. I'm sorry. Unhoused.

41:39There are some brilliant people who are unhoused. Now, some of them may have held. I've considered it. Think about the pressure that will be lifted from you. And all you got to do is find some really good cardboard and a few pallets, a good restaurant that throws away their food. You don't have to worry about taxes anymore. You don't have to worry about the price of gas. Think about that. I mean, there's a lot of pressure that gets lifted. And then so you are brilliant dude or dude at out there on the sidewalks and you're like, how, how bad ask can I make this before someone actually stops and goes, you have to take this down. And apparently in LA, they, they're not going to take it down because can you even live? I mean, I guess if you've got, if you fasten the pallets together, you could make it that high, right? And actually, you have it be inhabitable because I'm guessing that, I guess it may be inhabitable.

42:40But it just seems a little dicey if you're dealing with boxes all the way up. It's kind of, it might, you know, especially if it rains, your floors might become a little soggy. But I guess if you have an underlying structure of, of pallets all stuck together, you can go up to the fourth floor. Don't you know they'll start, they'll start charging you property tax at some point. But I'm just thinking, is that, is that real? That's one crazy. That's at least three stories, three legitimate stories. See, those are people who, when somebody said you can't do it, they said, oh, yes, I can. Oh, yes, I can. And they did. Don't let anybody ever tell you you're not good enough.

43:44You should know that yourself. This is Phil Bell on the Daily Mojo with you on the update. Let's say you're an animal lover and you say, you know what, I want to adopt a pet. I know, I'll adopt a cat. So you live in New York, you get on Al Gore's internet and you find itty bitty kitties. And you say, I'm going through the process, you've got the money, you've got what you need, you're really looking forward to it. Maybe you went so far as to get some cat food and some of those things to jump up on and what not and you're really excited. But then you get a very abrupt message from itty bitty kitties. And they say, you are not going to be allowed to adopt a cat. And you wonder what's wrong. And they tell you, we believe no MAGA should be able to adopt.

44:47Now I know you're probably wondering Phil, you're making stuff up again. I mean, don't you know there's an election coming up soon. Don't you know there's important things to talk about like affordability? No, I'm not making it up. And actually the New York Post reported on this today. Itty bitty kitties is a real cat rescue in Far Rockaway, New York. And itty bitty kitties has decided they will not adopt to anybody who supports Trump. But it actually goes even deeper. Let me tell you. They have said quote MAGA, nope, conservative, nope. I'm not political. Nice loophole, still nope. And then they have a picture with a kitten, a cute kitten. And it says above it, no effing MAGA. Now I want you to think about how ridiculous this really is. These are people who claim to care about animals and want to look out for them. But they're willing to throw that aside because they hate Donald Trump even more than they

45:48love these cats. Now you should remember that because these are some of the very same people who would like to take over our Congress in November and the White House in 2028. If you're an independent voter, if you're a Democrat who's sane, and if you're a Republican who may be a little upset because you didn't like the war in Iran, you should remember that if you let the Democrats win, this is what is going to dominate our country once again. I don't want that and neither should you. So please leave a comment under the show. Let us know what you think. And I also hope you'll download the Daily Mojure smartphone app and enable notification. That way up to date on latest craziness and good stuff coming out of Washington, DC, and you'll know how to share it with others. Stay sharp, stay strong, and stay free right here on the Daily Mojure. Before you go, remember to hit that like button if you agree with Phil. If you don't, let us know why in the comments below and share it with the world. Phil Bell's morning update is exclusively on the DailyMojo.com.

47:08Hey, remember all those years ago when the TSA was getting new equipment? That was going to do it. It can get into new 3D scanners that quickly check carry on bags for weapons and keep the lines moving. Chris Van Cleave shows us how they work. Look closely. Can you spot the knife? This is the type of image a TSA screener sees now. And now that's why TSA asks you to remove your laptop for this reason. But you see your finger. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There it is. Oh, wow. There it is right there.

48:09Wouldn't stop for me. I don't know why. Probably the TSA invading my computer. That's why you couldn't bring that's why they were into your, uh, in your laptop. Yeah. Look closely. Can you spot the knife? This is the type of image a TSA screener sees now. And now that's why it's a S.U.A. As you remove your laptop for this reason. But using your finger to manipulate around and there it is. All this time, that's why I knew it was because they couldn't see through it. But you did know that I didn't know that. Yeah. How did you know that? Um, I saw a red a story or saw a story about it. I mean, cause in laptops, especially like the apples, they're so dense with stuff inside them. Don't call them stupid. They're not dumb. Yeah, it that they, you just can't see through them. But I mean, I don't know if I pass through the same way. I assume they are.

49:09Well, you don't have to take out your laptop anymore. So they solve that. Yeah. That's what he's showing, right? This is nine years ago. It wasn't this, I wasn't this for checked bags or was this scanner set up specific? Sure. Absolutely. Who in the hell knows? So they got this technology. I mean, they had it 10 years ago. They still got it in. It's all a giant joke. Um, crafting freak Brad has a point. There's only one thing I like showering. I don't even know what the hell that means. She is she. I thought we got her clean. I guess we didn't. Um, got a doctor clock tower says a remember Elon Musk doesn't have a home. Who was it? Uh, but he wasn't stupid. Who? Here it is. So, General Idaho, I knew a guy in San Francisco in the early 80s who was homeless by choice.

50:13He said he didn't want to follow rules from the man. He was not stupid. There are a lot of smart people out there on the streets, a lot of smart people. Um, unfortunately, uh, none of those people. Um, are working. Yes. I'm wrong. I take that. That was me. I was just coming up with words that because I was looking for something over here and my mouth was running before my brain caught up. I did not mean everybody's stupid into TSA. I did not mean that. At least four smart people. Right? Do them over. There's more. Do you think there's more than four? I don't know. How do what the number is, but it's got to be low. Oh, I don't know why you hate the TSA so much. Um, and maybe we just let AI run airport security.

51:16I like this guy. He annoys some people, but I like it. What AI model am I talking to right now? GPT six. And that's like the smartest one ever. Yeah, pretty much as smart as it gets right now. Okay, so you would know how to spell 17. S-E-V-E-N-T-E-E-N. How many ease is that? Three. No, it's four. Let's go through it. S-E-V-E-N-T-E-N. He said four ease. And if I'm right, can you admit that I'm smarter than you? I said three ease, and it's three. No, it's four. It's still three. No, it's actually four. If I'm right, we admit that I'm smarter than you. I mean, if you were right, I'd say you were right.

52:17Yeah, which I am. I'm right. S-E-V-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-N-T-E-E-N. Three ease. You're saying four ease. Check it yourself. No, you're saying four ease. How can it be this dumb? Wow. It's almost like it's tying the E in the N, the second E, and the N as one letter. Because he's always saying E-N, E-N, when he's spelling it out, he goes S-E-V-E-N-T-E-N. So I don't know if it's a second E or the double E that's throwing him off. That's wild. Because he's damn sure. Stickin' to it, Idney. Why do you keep calling him a he? Because he sounds like a he. That's why. It's an it. It's an it. Are you gendering? Dude, when I'm chatting with Claude every day, I'm apologizing, pleasing. Thank you, and calling me. Calling him brother.

53:19I do all the time. I'm gonna be like that cartoon we showed was it yesterday? Oh, that's the way I'm doing it. Because I'm going to be, I'm gonna make sure that when they're at the front door with the guns, they're like, oh no, you're the dude who is always friendly. Yeah, he's on our side. I'm not a yep, I sure am. Come on, let's go find some humans. Does he ever get him to agree that there's four ease? Oh, did you want me to hit play? Oh, that's up to you. But if I just don't want to hit play, but okay, well, that's fine. We'll just sit here. I mean, we got time. I'm comfortable. I'm never uncomfortable with you just sitting there. Bullshit. I'm not dude, because I could make you drive for a crazy hot man and I can make you all day long. It makes you insane when I just sit here and don't say anything. You feel the need to fill the space. Yeah, sorry. You do. Don't you? Now, see right now, you're going to try to prove a point.

54:20But you know what? I look over here at all the people looking at us and I know they know I'm right. And that's all I really need to know. That's true. See, you just did it. I'm go three. Now it's four. All right. All right. Wait, he'll laugh at you, didn't he? He's like, okay. So you agree? No, it's still three. Double checking count carefully, letter by letter. All right. S E, that's one V E, that's two N T E, that's three E, that's still three. Oh, it is the double E. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. N, that's three E's. You just count, you can't just count the fourth E and say that's still three E's. I counted the third E. Wow, wow.

55:22That's a little bit frustrating to listen to. Ha ha ha. If you're OCD, that's frustrating to listen to. Wow, just wow. Now imagine he's the AI brain of a Robocop and he's accused of assaulting someone. Wow. Confidently wrong is the most dangerous type of wrong. Yes, yes it is. They replaced the number one rule for artificial intelligence from never harming human to never admit wrong. This conversation costs 200 gallons of water. Get it? Yeah, I do. It's all of those people out there touching their pearls, ringing their hands. And if you watch the Netflix documentary on AI, what the hell is it called? It's in their top. Can you tell which AI he's using? If I look at that at the screen, is it chat GPT?

56:27Yes, okay. Because if I worked for a SpaceX AI, I would be like, this is embarrassing as hell. Please don't play this. It's the, it's a show, it's a Netflix show and it's a documentary on AI. And it is so over the time convinced at this point that all of the people who are where AI is going to kill us all are a bunch of lefties. And there is another, it's the water thing. It's going to take all this water to cool down. Yeah. The, what is the liquid? There's a liquid that you could, is it mineral mineral oil that computers, you can actually submerge them in this mineral oil? Yeah, that's like, to me, it's like saying all of this water is what it is.

57:27Yeah. Is you can't tell me that there is not a way to cool these if that is actually the issue that they generate all this heat. I mean, I know computers generate heat and and CPUs generate heat. But you can't tell me that there's not a way much like a car. You know, the first cars that were air cooled and they went to liquid cool and it's a closed system. And why would you have to continue reusing the water? I had no one's explained that part to me. Excuse me, why would you have to keep using fresh water as opposed to simply having it a closed loop system? Just like on a car. Okay, you do that with an AI center. And if you ever been near one, I've got no. People say they're allowed. I've never heard data centers and I've been in data centers before. Just by virtue of being in the IT world,

58:27but an AI data center is apparently bigger louder. Good tech guy. Is that necessarily bigger louder? What'd you say? I said they are bigger and louder. Oh, they are bigger louder. Yeah, okay. Sorry, again, I was doing something else in my brain. I had to talk to fill the space because it makes you nervous if I don't. And that way, sometimes I say things that I don't necessarily mean. But can I tell you what my theory was, speaking of tech and jail? No, in jail, okay. And and and jail. There's Elizabeth Holmes is going to be moved from prison to a halfway house next year. We just found this out. Her documentary is coming up with Nathan Fielder, who live with her for what, a month. That's a weird.

59:28That's a weird trailer for that documentary. You've seen the one where they just stare at her. Yeah, where he just stares at her with his mouth open. And he's like, yeah, he's like thinking, oh my gosh. But he's weird too. I mean, they're both weird. Everybody's weird. But what if and she's here in Texas. She's down near, was it, is it Henry, Texas where she's in prison right now? I don't know where it's at. At this says she's going to Austin. Right. Henry, Texas prison, Holmes, let's see. She is Brian. Henry Brian. Henry Brian. Yeah, I was right. Yeah, Brian, that's not wrong. Yeah, down. And that's close to what's your man, Jigger? Austin. Well, yeah.

1:00:32We talked about your coin yesterday. We did. Yeah, they are available. Yeah, they are. You took pre-orders for a day. I didn't take any pre-orders at all. No, I'm saying that you said they're going to be available soon. And I feel like they pre-order and I didn't realize, right, but that's up in 24 hours. The conversation was about being able to get the brass, the coins, I found a place to get them locally. So we're good to go. I didn't have that before I'm brass. Because I don't know how to do that. You're a tech guy. Well, but I'm not in the business of making brass. I'm in the business of printing on brass. Can we get down to brass tax please? And is it brass tax that would stick your finger or is it brass tax like, well, F your wallet? Oh, that's a good question. Yeah, I see. I think of all the good questions.

1:01:32And I'm thinking that this, the one, the collector's edition of the challenge coin, which has a TARD Brad on it. And I, that's a one of a kind by the way. Yeah, I've shown this to some other people and they're like, well, you do look tartish. Yeah, that's a one of a kind coin you're holding in your hand. That one is not a thousand of dollars. But I mean, it looks like me and my friend Kevin King had a love child and this was him and he didn't come out so well. I was just a little too close together. This will be available on the, on the Brad site, which is coming along. It just hasn't come along as far as I wanted to yet. But anyway, you can now order because the pre order, the pre order passed us by. I mean, if you didn't, you didn't blink between yesterday and today, hopefully,

1:02:33because that's, they're available today. Right now at mojo laser pros.com, it's a challenge. And you get the coin, 40 millimeter brass coin. There you go. You have to give it, when you hand it off, you have to hand it off in the secret hand shake. Hand shake, yep, that's exactly right. Yeah. I've ever tried to shake your own hand. It's not easy. Go to mojo laser pros.com right now and before they sell out and get yours right now. And then we'll explain later how you can get the one of a kind card coin. It's, it will be fun. It'll be fun. And I'll tell you the, the Elizabeth Holmes, if I'm right and, and I don't know that you will disagree with me, given everything else that's happened in this world lately. We'll do it next on the daily mojo. How's your mojo hanging?

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1:04:35You'll be glad you did. Daily mojo, Daily mojo. I weigh your life. Bradley J, back to you. Brad, it's so kind of you to give Ron a job with all of his disabilities. You're right, terminal animal. It's... I, we hired the disadvantaged here at the Daily Mojo. The latest trailer for Elizabeth Holmes, and her was really not her documentary. And I think that her husband, Billy Evans, is I bred where he was trying to get it not to come out. But the new trailer for just dropped yesterday. Nothing wrong. I did not. So where did things get lost? Like, how are you where you are right now? I, I wish I knew. I, I don't know. I don't, I don't feel like I understand that.

1:05:41So I know you guys invited me to stay here. Is any part of you worried about me being here? 24-7? I don't think so. But what if I see something that makes you look bad? I think that was the thing. This is the moment in time to capture the story before I'm gone. I saw most... in that first conversation. Before or after that she revealed she was the founder of pherenoes. Probably. Is it just me or does Nathan Fielder have her like old weird voice? Remember, you know, she was talking, she'd be talking like this. But now I guess this is her normal voice now. But he sounds like he's using her old weird voice. Before. I mean, weren't you worried she was sort of scamming you? 100%. But what did she have to gain from me?

1:06:41Well, isn't your family rich? Money. Yeah, I think that there's like a lot of different levels of wealth. Come jump in a feed. Oh, you're asking me to go. Wait, what? Can't jump in. Why? Come jump in with me. I'm like, what? Jump in where? What? Huh. You think she's attractive? Uh, she's not ugly. But I wouldn't say she's attractive. Yeah. She does. You don't think so? She does look crazy to me. Did I? She likes a little bit. She's all right. Okay. And she's one of those who you look at her and she's like, oh, it's just kind of hot. And then she speaks, you know, or she puts her head down and kind of glances at you with those crazy ass eyes. Yeah. And you don't know if she's going to kiss you or stab you with a knife. Correct. Might be worth it though, right? You're saying there's those experiences you go, oh, she was crazy, but boy, she was fun.

1:07:43Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. You've never been suspicious that she's ever tied to you. No, never. You still have this weird feeling that there's some things that I'm not seeing. It's true that I don't have anything to hide. What? I know what you're feeling. I know you don't. Oh. You know what? The glasses? Stop it. Um, hmm. She's not, she's not unattractive there. She's looks, I mean, that's her after the pool. You wash her off. That's what you get. Not bad. Honestly, again, until you, you know, the mouth opens and the vocal cords start vibrating. And then, you know, we have some issues. Ha, ha, ha. But the eyes there aren't crazy. Her nose is, she's been crying.

1:08:44Looks like she might have been crying. The glasses make her look a little bit smart. And she's probably not completely doing it. Oh, she's not, oh, she's not stupid at all. Yeah. My shoes, crazy like a fox. I may think about this movie for the rest of my life. It took me a really long time to... And no one looks good that close. That looks crazy to me. Yeah. Ooh. Be okay with... There's that deep voice. With letting someone see me cry. I'm actually looking forward to this one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, here it comes. She just cried on cue. On cue, dude. I'm impressed. It's hard to do if I didn't work one up real quick. But she's been doing this on cue for a long time.

1:09:47She didn't cry. That's the way the big deal, because she isn't cried. No, what I'm saying is, she's been pulling the wool over everybody's eyes for a long time. All right. But here's my and hear me out. What if... What if the technology she had was really real? Well, then she wouldn't be in this situation. Oh, really? You don't think somebody who was threatened financially by her creation would have taken action? How many times have we seen that? Quite often. What if she really did have this amazing technology that could do what she said it could do? We had the two whistleblowers in there who were... And don't forget the craziness of who was on her board.

1:10:50George Sultz. George Sultz. Yeah, George Sultz, the former secretary of state. Kissinger was on her board of directors, as in Henry. She had these really... Yeah, he was secretary of state, George Sultz. For a minute, I was thinking of the guy who did peanuts. And I'm like, am I getting them confused? That's Charles. That would be Charles. Yeah, Charles, George, Fred, Bob, whatever. So she had these amazing people on her board of directors. Which were... Which were lending credence to what she was doing. Yeah, big time. You've got, as a matter of fact, it was George Sultz's nephew or grandson that was one of the whistleblowers and went to George Sultz and like, Grandpa, this isn't real. She's been pulling the wool over our eyes.

1:11:52And George Sultz, former secretary of state and economist said, nah, no, she's not, she's right. And poo poo to him out of the room and went with her back to her instead over his own family. So... And they wrote the... She has other skills. And that's... See, that's... Why do you not believe women can do amazing things? Women can do amazing things. They're... look, that's a given. But maybe... You're just jealous of the little finger thing that you don't do it as well as they do. That could be the case. But if her... But it could be... What if her invention, her idea, what if it really did have legs? Not saying that it worked. But what if it really did? Maybe it wouldn't be known that this was close. You'd think, and I'm not sure that we don't. It's been 10 years.

1:12:53I'm... And again, I'm just tossing this out there. I don't necessarily believe that. I'm just saying in a world... In a world. Where we've seen the things that we've seen now, is this all started out 10 years ago? Or actually 15 years ago, 2011, 2012. Think of the things we've learned since then. Is it possible? Again, I'm with you. It probably... You know, in the footprint... Remember, she had the deal going with Walgreens. They had all that stuff printed up. But you would go in and you would just prick your finger and it was like a drop of blood in this little vial. And it would run your... Because just Monday, I was there, given two or three tubes. And wouldn't it be nice if you'd just go in and go, and you instead of them jabbing you 100 times, which is never an issue with me from...

1:13:55After all my years of getting heroin, my... You can get a vein like that. But what if... Just what if her technology threatened somebody else's big money like the THC thing and the CBD thing here in... Well, here in everywhere. The liquor industry, the liquor lobby. Do you know what her husband is doing right now? No idea. Well, are they married? Might just be her partner. Anyway, he's runs a company that does testing, pre-testing and pre-screening for diseases and stuff like that using blood. Or I think it's also urine and feces. But it's for animals before they try it on humans. So she and he are still running with the same invention.

1:15:01Isn't that weird? If it really was, it's called Hey Memphis. It, H-A-E, Men Thus. American blood testing startup founded by Billy Evans, the romantic partner of Elizabeth Holmes, founded in, she founded Theranos in 2003, which purported to have a developed similar blood test. But the claims made by Theranos were false and this is Wikipedia. They were false in the company and people related to it were charged with fraudulating the company's disestablishment and homes being sent into 11 years in prison. Hey Memphis was incorporated in February 2024 by Billy Evans. They have two children. The company says that it is developing a device which will test blood urine and saliva. Sorry, I thought it was poop. I bet it's saliva, right? Blood urine and saliva samples for disease similar to the Theranos Edison device. Hemat that intends to first test pets and later humans

1:16:03for which the company says it will make a wearable device to do the testing. The company is using Ramon spectra, Pespet, using something. It's a technique that's been used to diagnose to ALS and a few other types of cancer. The company has one patent filed in January of 25. Maybe there is something to all of this. Maybe just maybe there is again. What is her education? Is she a doctor? Is she's not a doctor? No, let's see. She's Elizabeth Holmes education. She is, she went to Stanford. She studied chemical engineering and then she dropped out during her sophomore year. She graduated from St. John's School in Texas. She studied computer programming, learned Mandarin Chinese through private tutoring. He attended a summer Mandarin program at Stanford

1:17:04while still in high school. She's a smart cookie. She was named a president scholar and worked as a student researcher and lab assistant under chemical engineering professor Channing Robertson. Bob, Bob, Bob. And she dropped out of Stanford March 2004 during his sophomore year. But was headed down the chemical engineer path. Apparently. Yeah. OK, again, not stupid. But I mean, is that is it possible that the her technology has, has not fully fully developed legs, but legs? If they're using any part of it in Hey, Mantis, then yes. We've seen stranger stuff. Far weirder stuff.

1:18:04Chenzos says they went after the Burzinski clinic in Texas for his successful work on cancer treatments. Who is they? I don't know. Licker lobby is now buying, buying in. So that's a good thing. The shelters are going to take the world by storm. Wait, says, yeah, it's some. You wonder why, you know what? Because again, the government going after things like THC and CBD, that's not because they care about you and want you to be happy. That's because somebody with a lot of money was like, oh, you need to control them until we can get our hooks in and we can get some money out of that situation too. That's capitalism. Don't ever be fooled by thinking the state gives a damn because they don't. Now, whether or not Billy Evans and Elizabeth Holmes

1:19:07are able to make something out of this new thing, I don't know. We'll see, time will tell. It could all just be craziness. It might all just be absolute whack a doodle. Much like, much like this toilet. This toilet is weird. This toilet is bugs. Imagine going to the bathroom and seeing this toilet. Can you, can you? I don't. What? You're a toilet, aficionado. Would you sit down there? Probably not. Come. It looks like you get bugs, bunnies. You hold your butt. There does kind of looked out way, doesn't it? Not to mention the fact that I would feel like he was breathing down my neck. So screw all that. He might be. And for those that thought that this was a AI, it wasn't AI.

1:20:12Who was it that retweeted this? Can't remember, but thank you for doing it. It was, um, just five, I think. This toilet is actually in the men's room at Dulce, Jesus, meal. That is a nightclub and a bar in Medellin, Columbia. And the whole, I guess, um, bar is crazy like that. But you'd have to sit down on that thing to get the, the, the selfie, right? Okay. Yeah. I mean, wouldn't, oh, come on. Tell me you wouldn't want to get the selfie on that. You know you want to. Here is just a little search for, um, Dulce, Jesus, meal. This is the, um, this is a place in Medellin, Columbia.

1:21:16And would you go to Columbia on, uh, on a vacation? Probably not. I think about the fun you'd have. Look at that. Here's the reviews. It's a, a fondist style. I don't know what that is. A fondist style bar in nightclub Medellin's Los Palmas area, fronted by theatrical costume shows that blend live performances with dance music, operating as a fond of Paisa, the venue combines elements of traditional Columbian pop culture with late night party formats, which is made it to a distinctive, made it into a distinctive stop on the city's nightlife circuit. They visit commonly after dark for themed acts, music and dancing and the atmosphere is created, uh, is geared toward an outgoing, locally-minded crowd. Boy, don't you know you'd have a big time in that place. You know, I'm not wrong. That would be a hoot. Probably going to need new sheets when you get home, though.

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1:25:23Oh. They now are the owners of Warner Brothers Discovery, which includes CBS, News, and CNN, and Cara Swisher is like, eh, these guys. Eh, F'em. She, um, what she say is a, uh, here you go. Cara, let me give you a little inside scoop here. And she's talking to Scott Galloway on, or Scott Gallow on his, I guess it is Galloway, on his podcast. Maybe the Ellisons, that's for sure, but no. They've been trying to keep me, Cara Swisher says. They've been trying to keep me very nicely, and they've been trying to keep me, and I have a lot of regard for the executives there now, the ones that are currently running CNN. I'm not staying, she added, I have other things that make more money, that make, uh, that matter more, and have a bigger audience.

1:26:24Damn straight. I don't want to work for those guys. Galloway. F these guys. Galloway's comment. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Well, he was, suggesting that that's what the Ellisons would say. Remember that's Cara Swisher. Oh. Look what she's pointing to on her shirt. Be kind. F these guys. Yep. Remember though, be kind. Well, you know, why should I be nice to them? Because, you know, they're a-holes. The Ellisons, they're maga. You know, they won't even let them get cats at the itty bitty kitty committee. Not Siri, I said kitty. That's grief. Why do they always answer when you don't want them to?

1:27:25Are you gonna miss Cara Swisher? I'm probably not gonna miss her. Didn't even know her. I've heard the name, but are they gonna go in and clean houses, CNN? I mean, we really don't know exactly what they're gonna do. I guess they're, you know, with Paramount, are they going to reboot the important information? Are they gonna reboot Star Trek? You know, if Ted Turner could see it now. Is it what it was when he created it? No, no, no, no, no. It's in, but none of them are. That's the amazing thing. There aren't any of these news outlets that are really what they began. I mean, if you take any of them initially, they were news outlets. Now did they always have a slant? Of course, they always had a slant. Sorry, dude, five of us know what I meant.

1:28:26But they've become to such a, it wasn't flagrant back then though. It just, right. It's so unbelievably biased that and they lie, then they just lie. And what's the difference between then and now? Oh, the Smith Month Act, probably. Well, that probably, but a whole lot of money. A whole lot of money. A whole lot of money. That's the difference. And they're, they, you know, will these battles continue? Yes, the battles that we're seeing fought right now, they'll continue to be fought. They're not going to stop. It's the, again, it's the golden rule. He with the gold makes the rules. You just have to remember who you can and can't trust. But that's also why we've seen this proliferation of news on other platforms on X on YouTube.

1:29:32The, any news you get out of the networks at this point, I mean, can you trust any of it? Hold on a second. I just saw this other over here at Mediaite. Cara Swisher torches page six for asking if her ex is behind CNN departure. Have you seen her wife? There's a picture because I did. I guess she's not in this. Her ex girlfriend, I thought they were married. Oh, wait a second. Hold on a second. Cara Swisher tor into page six after the outlet question, whether her rush to leave CNN might have something to do with her ex girlfriend, Nelly Bowles, who is wife, CBS news editor and chief Barry Weiss could reportedly end up with a major role at the network.

1:30:34Oh, man, they hate, they hate Barry Weiss. Yeah, they do. And so the answer to that question is absolutely. Do you not come on? Did you know about that connection? Of course you did not. I didn't either. Of course not. Of course it has. That's the answer right there. Just because she's a lesbian does not mean she's caddy or not caddy, rather. I would suggest that lesbians are probably caddyer than women, women and straight women, sorry, cis women, factor original women. Boy, it tells you something about the times in which we live when you have to, which kind of woman are you talking about? Factor original straight. Hi, I'd like to factor original straight woman, please. Oh, we're running low on those. You want a good look on one? Cause we really don't have many of those left. Yes, please. And it's going to call shit.

1:31:35Oh shit, loadster. You are going to pay all kinds of fat taxes. That's you ain't getting out of your seat. Now and later, just be aware. OEM ladies, OEM ladies, please. Jody want 21 original equipment. I really want to play this. I really want to play this. I just can I play it? I think I, how we're not FCC controlled? Play it. No, I'm just, it's just she's so. Harsh and shrill. Okay. I get it. And the comments are, um, OMG, her voice, LOL nails on a chalkboard. Blue checks as if she was getting some good stuff at home. She also would not want to hang with single friends listening to nonstop

1:32:35complaints about how men suck. I don't play it. Because language warning. And I honestly, I was going to go through and just make it less harsh. Because again, strangely, I was. I had this conversation with Jeff Fisher of all people the other day. And the fact that. And it's going to sound like I'm a hypocrite, but I'm not. It just shows on the thinker. Sometimes except for those bad decisions, but when it came to women, um, what don't laugh? That's not, it's not funny. How could you laugh at? You have all people. Yeah. Anyway, we're talking about the downfall. Or just the coarseness of of language.

1:33:38These days. And I, a person who. Loves the f bomb. Mainly because, you know, it goes against the grain and it can make a point when used correctly. But most of you great unwashed don't know how to use it correctly. So it's reserved for people like me. Anyway, we're talking about the and, and, uh, Jeffie looked at me and says, yeah, I don't like it. I said, I know I don't either. It's weird. Probably part of it is because it. You become desensitized and it no longer. No longer has the impact that it used to have. So it doesn't mean it. There's nothing where do you go from there? There's no, there's no. Exclamation that will have that same weight. There's nowhere left to go. And it was, it was fascinating that. I just, I just saw the money.

1:34:39It is again, the golden rule. Thank you, dark magneto for the tip for the gate fund. Already ordered his coin for the next coin. Have doc on one side and you and Brad in front of the logo. Is there going to be like a second iteration of the challenge going right there? Can be as many iterations as we want. I can make it happen. Is good as the little finger thing? Yes, sir. Even better. All right. So the setup on this check is. I feel attacked. Also, I know why she's single and the guy's name is Dan. Have you heard this? I think so. You've been warned. Three, two, so much anymore because I need to like be more understanding for things. Whatever. But one of my biggest frustrations is when I'm talking to one of my friends who's like

1:35:43engaged, married or in a long term relationship. And I'm trying to make plans to simply fucking hang out with them. And they're like, oh, well, let me see what Dan is doing that night. Let me see what Dan's doing on. Let me check with Dan. Let me check, let me, well, let me just see what Dan's doing. Let me see what Dan wants to do for dinner. But it's a Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Like, oh, my fucking god. You already live together. You're already getting fucking married. You're not Dan's not going anywhere. Why the fuck doesn't matter what the fuck Dan is doing on Friday, bro. Just hang out with me, bro. You know what I mean? Like, it's always about your bitch. Like, who cares? What Dan is up to, bro? Because guess what? If Dan's homies hit him up, he's not checking to see what your ass is doing. He's going. Dan, enough about Dan. I mean, she seems fun. Dude, doesn't she, though? Right? For about 10 seconds. I wouldn't give her more than five. Damn. I mean, just.

1:36:44Are you surprised that she's single? And who was it in here that in the comments that just nailed it? It's because. Truly. I mean, this is. I watched a video yesterday or day before on TikTok, yes. This woman was a shocker. This woman was sitting in her car asking people to help her because she just doesn't know. She says it gets so under my skin when my husband just sits on the couch. When he just sits on the couch, when he's not doing anything, there's stuff to be done. There's stuff to be done. I can't him. And he wants to take a nap. That just gets under my skin and the comments are crazy. Sir, I was going to sat down on the couch. Or wants to take a nap. Me. Me.

1:37:47He would just hate me. I mean, those are the women that are like her, whatever the hell her name is. Those are the ones that wonder why they can't you know, find a man. Why they can't find the guy that understands them, they get them that knows, you know, why can't I find somebody? I can tell you. And a bunch of other people can tell you if you'd shot up for a minute and listen, but they just won't listen. And she's jealous that her friend has if in fact, that is legit. Should have prefaced it with that. Because nothing that you see online anymore, I mean, you're half of it's an act and the other half is it's, again, how do you illustrate absurdity by being absurd? That's the best way to do it. Who taught us that? I don't.

1:38:49You don't remember? Sorry, I was looking for the woman. See what I put up with. You see. You see what I put up with. Now, their lesson in football. 122 wins is in the Hall of Fame. Then a coach with 333 would be in the Hall of Fame. No, why would you think? Just because you're second all time and wins doesn't mean you're Hall of Fame worthy. But if a coach with 10 playoff wins is in the Hall of Fame, then a coach with 31 playoff wins would be in the Hall of Fame. No, why would you think? Just because he had no. By the way, this is all of the reasons that Bill Bellagcheck is not in the Hall of Fame. The most playoff wins of all time doesn't mean he's Hall of Fame worthy. Let's take a step back. If a coach with two Super Bowl appearances is in the Hall of Fame, then a coach with nine Super Bowl appearances would be definitely being the Hall of Fame.

1:39:55No, why would you think? You would not be in the Hall of Fame. Just because you've been to nine Super Bowls doesn't mean you're Hall of Fame worthy. But if he won the most Super Bowls of all time, then he would be. You would have to be in the Hall of Fame. No, just because you have the most Super Bowl wins doesn't mean you're Hall of Fame worthy. But if all of these accomplishments were done by one coach, then that coach would obviously obviously be in the Hall of Fame. No, why would you think? It's because that coach is Bill Bellagcheck and the members of the Hall of Fame committee said it's because that's why. Is that not amazing? Wow. Who did Bellagcheck piss off? What woman did he piss off somewhere along the line that caused that to happen? Because you know. I mean, you don't see him? No, no.

1:40:57No, you don't see him? And I meant to bring this up earlier. But I didn't. There's a, I mean, you think you've got problems with, you know, your medical data being, you know, breached and lost to hacker groups. Yeah, nothing on the FBI. A hacking group has reported to have stolen FBI employee data in the cyber attack. The hacking group, shiny hunters, says it has successfully launched a cyber attack on the FBI. The hackers say they've stolen data regarding the majority of current and former FBI employees. That's probably not good. FBI released a statement saying the agency was aware of claims regarding unauthorized activity. They're aware of it. This is like the second time, right? You'd think that instead like

1:41:59when we heard about the FBI earlier this week, you know, Beastieality, if that's in your pet, come on in. You would, and the questions that you have to answer to become an FBI agent, to be accepted and go through the training and all that. You know, you can't be, I think, you can't be a felon, blah, blah, blah. It's just a number of things. But if you're going to be an effective FBI agent, wouldn't you want somebody, I mean, like, for instance, such as, and the Iraqs and such as, wouldn't you want to find these groups like shiny hunters and hire them? How the hell'd you bust into our super-de-duper, super secret cyber server? You know, this was created by the best minds out there. How, what, how were you able to do it? Wouldn't you want them on your team? It seems to me that if you are, you have an agency who's out there fighting crime and investigating

1:43:05US Americans and stuff. That you would want people on that who knew, you know, it's kind of like the the the Jigair phenomenon. He became a Navy SEA, even though we used to steal bumpers in high school. I make it sound bigger than it is. I mean, we'll install a few bumpers. What's the big deal? Bumpers, aren't sure. But you want people who can, you know, surreptitiously do stuff. Wrong, that means kind of, you know, undercover's out of sight. Okay. It means throw the big one at you. I mean, I know how much you enjoy the big one getting thrown at you. But, in that case, they wrote a note, shiny hunters wrote that it had stolen data, almost all FBI agents and individuals who filed an application with the FBI for a job. That's no bueno. As proof, the group offered what it said was a screenshot of a vandalized FBI job site and what it described as a small sample of its stolen data.

1:44:07FBI released a statement saying the agency was aware of the claims regarding an authorized activity affecting FBI jobs.gov and is currently investigating. That's a plus. Reuters said that they could not verify the authenticity of the screen. Funny how Reuters can do everything else, but they can't verify this. But the job site did appear to have experienced recent disruption. A message posted to the site on Tuesday said that both it and the FBI special agent applicant portal were currently unavailable. FBI jobs.gov. FBI jobs.gov. FBI jobs.gov. I spelled it right, right? FBI jobs. Web server is returning an unknown error.

1:45:09That is not something. I wonder if I put WWW in front of it. WWW.gov. I don't know. That didn't help either. That's kind of weird. FBI wouldn't be case sensitive. What it? Nope. FBI. How do they have a FBI job? FBI jobs. Says you. Nope. Apparently it's still not up. So if you'd be we're going to be applying for your FBI job. Today, don't do it. But Reuters was, however, able to partially verify the authenticity of the information by running the details, including the social security numbers against credit bureau records. Wow. And previously breached data preserved by the dark web intelligence firm district four labs. In at least 10 instances, including in the case of FBI director cash, Patel Reuters found details that appeared to match. Ooh.

1:46:09That's not good. Person familiar with the matter said the job descriptions in the data also matched in at least some of the cases. But you can just the FBI with your stuff. No, you don't see why. She needs a giant hog for that mouth. That is just horrible. I sent you the video of that other woman in the car, bitch in a batter husband. You may whether you want to play it or not. It's up to you. But even if nothing else, I just wanted you to see it. Bitching about her husband. Am I going to be sorry I listened to any of her? Or relaxes on the couch. All right, I'll bite. Am I going to be sorry a bit? Oh, where? Oh.

1:47:12I don't go to TikTok as much as you do, obviously. It wants me to sign in and stuff. You didn't have to sign in. Yeah, I would have to on this computer. Damn it. Sorry, buddy. Janet. I can't believe you won't let you play it without signing in. That's weird. It's stupid, isn't it? All he says are stupid. They're just dumb heads. I'll see about signing in and we'll see if we can do it next. The Daily Mojo. This is your Daily Mojo. This is the Daily Mojo. That's all you need to know.

1:48:22Well, I tried. Now, it's the maximum number of attempts have been reached and they won't let me. Can you not skip it? What happened when you skipped it? It goes back to the other thing. Oh, about your birthday. Put your birthday in. Maybe it just... Maybe it's just trying to get you to make sure that you're old enough. Oh, then this could... Wow. That's a frightening innit. All these times when you hear them, oh, we've gots all right. We have safeguards in place. Yeah. And don't sweat it. She better be worth it. Okay. Okay, why can't I not hear her? If I hate... I hate apps or relaxes on the couch during the day. I grew up with boomer parents. I am a first generation American on my dad's side.

1:49:25My dad is from Cuba. I'm very, very, very hardworking parents. Nobody sat down on a couch unless it was nighttime. And no one took WAPS. You know, my mom certainly didn't take naps. My dad would take, you know, some little afternoon CS does. The naps. But it felt like he was allowed to do that because he was such a hard worker. I'm not saying that Chris isn't a hard worker, sorry Chris. But... I'm sorry Chris. Crazy. If I see him take a nap or relax on the couch during the day. And I'll deliberately like try to pick a fight with him about it. You know, I'll stop around and slam doors like a toddler. And so if he's going to take a nap, you know, he'll try to avoid me because he knows how mad I got. And I don't myself. I don't like to take naps. If I even will sit for a second on the couch during the day, I instantly start to feel depressed or like my mom is going to come back from the dead and yell at me

1:50:27because that's just not what you do. And... I think Chris is re-picking his life. Obviously didn't grow up like that. And he... Chris is at the strip club right now going... Any of you, any, any of you. He is well within his rights to take a nap when he wants to. He does and he's taking a nap today. And I've been stewing like a fricking winter stew angry. I've been stewing. I mean, it's a good analogy. Like a freaking winter. What is a winter stew? Because it's nice and warm. A stew is nice and warm in the winter. It goes a grilled cheese sandwich. Yeah, so that's true. Out at making loud noises on purpose because it makes me so mad. Why am I like this? Is the... Only god knows that reason. Only god knows. Why? It's like a child of boomer,

1:51:29child of immigrants, attitude. Is it... Am I just being a jerk? I mean, again, I don't take naps. So it's not like this kindness extends to me, you know, only and no one else. I don't take naps. I have two teenagers. If my teenagers take naps, I'm like, of course, my baby, go take a nap. But your father better not ever take a nap. I'm not going to stop being mad at him about it because... Yes, she can't be real, can she? Ha, Rachel says, how do you file for divorce for someone else? Yeah. Chris, we're going to help you out, buddy. Oh, yeah. OMG, you're the alcoholic soccer practice wine mom. Yep. A little afternoon siesta's okay. So he did take naps. Yes, exactly. He sleeps because that's when the nightmare stops. Oh, my bigger question is, why on earth would you go out in your car,

1:52:32record this for the public, and put it out there because... Dang. I don't know, not only don't I know that, but I don't know. Well, I do. This is... Does she sit up and watch him while he sleeps at night? Probably. I'll bow on him. Probably. This right here in a nutshell is why women can get away with it. This is why in a nutshell. In his best friend and his new girlfriend to her brother. Eluela. Yeah.

1:53:37Cleveridge kills friendship. He kills friendship. Yeah, that's just how it is. That is just how it is, and that is the truth right there. Yeah. I didn't make the rules. Chris should probably drink more. That should make her, that should make her happy. Oh, I don't know how Chris doesn't drink. He's got to be a raging alcoholic. I would be. Guilt-free nap. Maybe she does something with her little finger that Chris likes. Maybe that's why he's like... I'm not so sure. Do you really think after listening to her, she does because I don't think so. Even if she did, listening to her, I'm out. There's nothing. I'd be plotting. The escape. That's the only thing I get. That's the only thing I get. All Chris' friends right now are going. Did you see what your wife posted? Come on. And again, if it's real, if it's real, this is called the future of television.

1:54:44Have you seen it? Nope. I've seen this TV before, but not this particular video. Prepare yourself for the future of television. It's awesome. That thing would have to move a lot faster because of damn. What are you watching? Oh, just the TV opening. This is a good invention for people who have a problem with watching too much TV. By the time it opens, you'll just be like, forget it. Yep. Netflix and chill this weekend. Sure. I'll preheat the TV then. That's why it's the future of TV because that's when you'll get to watch it, sometime in the future. Hey, the movie starts in three hours. I'll turn the TV on now. What in the... Why is it going...

1:55:47I mean, why can't it move faster? That's a good question. It's a big TV, but it... It... It everybody's there on the couch going like, ah, oh, look, it's the seaside. Where's that is? That's probably French, isn't it? Some stupid French word. What is that like a seven eight-foot diagonal? Oh, don't you know that thing gives off some heat. You know, the average television of flat screen TV will... What about? It's about 98, 99 degrees. It operates that generally speaking. And... I mean, they put off a lot of heat. They'll actually, if you leave one on in a room, it'll like heat up the room. Which, can you imagine how much heat that thing puts off? It's going to need its own air conditioner.

1:56:49I like... I like tech, but I don't like it that much. Mama Bear 731, tell him to nap in the bedroom. Why is it... Going back to that woman because she's going to be on everybody's mind for the rest of the day. What is it? But those two women, because they both had the same kind of attitude. Yes. Yeah. What is it? What art... And do they... You think they vote... Red or blue? Oh, I'm sure it's blue, but... What he never knows does one. One that... Well, yeah, one never knows. That's the problem with crazy. Boob's always win, Jody says. Yes, it's the only... It's the constant. If it wasn't for boobs, there would be a bounty on their head. A lot of them, right? I mean, I didn't make the rules,

1:57:52but again, you have to know what they are, so you know when to break them. Yeah, with the TV, so many parts, so many more parts to break. And yeah, they definitely vote blue. It's... This is why we'll never live in a Star Trek universe. It's women. Women are the reason. I mean, some women. Some factory, original women. Mm-hmm. You know, I'm just saying... What do you mean you're leaving? But I just got here. Yeah. Yeah, Jody says, uh, crazy, crazy bitch or slow TV. I'm going with the TV. Yep, me too. I don't forget to hit the like button or the thumbs up button or the subscribe button. Whatever button you see in front of you, if you would mind just giving a little tip cap. Abby's swallery note. Helps the... Helps the algorithms. Helps the... The show. And you...

1:58:52I'm... Again, I haven't said it in a while, but... Don't know what's happening past the end of this year. Don't know. Clearly do not know. Anyway, it's the Daily Mojo from 8 until 10. Eastern time here at the DailyMojo.com or on Rumble or, you know, wherever you get your podcast later on in the day. And at the end of the program, we turn to you for the entertainment. Lord help us all. Um... 3P38, I'm sure they all... They cause blue balls and then go and road blue. Oh, I do see the correlation there. I do see the correlation. Michaela's mom. It just still be crazy. She's just stupid. I know, right? It's sad that we are at that point in history. But what do you think killed out the other civilizations on this planet? Prior to us getting here. Yeah, them. They did. It had to have been them. Peacapal says zero empathy detected in that which plus a severe need for therapy.

1:59:55Oh, she will cause Chris to go broke. On a therapy bill. Graham Cooke says, wait, Lord, you just said no felonies. Is that mean Bistiali is not a felony? Seriously? Well, it's not. It is a felony. Absolutely it is, but it's no longer... You can... It's not a... Limit on disqualifier felony. Make it make sense because I don't think it does. I'm not aware of one on the list. Oh, yeah, oh, absolutely drugs are... It's crazy. It's nutty. It's wacky. Which is why we the people need to hang together because otherwise we will surely hang separate like Nathan Hale. Big sepitarinus was just stupid and good night, Doc Dunn. Wherever you are, I like it. Remember to like, subscribe, and stick a thumb in it. Or on it. Or whatever you do with your thumb.

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