Usama Siddique: A Joke About 23andMe

0:00You say, I know yourself, man. I'm a brown guy, you know? I do the 23 and me. DNA testing, I'm brown. Heaven, I'm so brown. The paper was like you are 7-11% brown. Oh, no. No. Oh. No. Can we say white dudes were getting a little goofy with 23 and me a little bit? One of my wife friends got back 3% Iranian. Next day, he bought a hook a lounge. This is the whitest dude from Connecticut. Now, he's like, hello, my friend. I'm like, listen, Dylan, he's like, it's Dylan. Please sit down, have some homos. I'm like, you white fuck, that is mayonnaise. Okay? You know, 23 and me was doing forensics for a little bit. You know about this? Like if a fan member did it, you commit a crime. They can cross-check the DNA to get you. You heard about this? How funny is that?

1:00Imagine you're a perfect serial killer, right? It dissolved the body in hydrofluoric acid, put him in a drum, grabbed out of the woods, buried the body, 40 feet deep. And you get caught because your fourth cousin is like, am I Cherokee? That's hello, I think. If I ever got caught like that, I'd be like, listen, I'll go to jail. Let me just kill one more person. Catch us on my Siddiquay in Funny A.F. with Kevin Hart. Only on Netflix.