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And we got some good campaigns. They did. And vaping was supposed to help people ease their nicotine addiction. But now it's just forced them into smoking cigarettes again. Yeah. You know what? It doesn't make any sense. But the couple of people that I knew vaped didn't like it. Because he's like, man, I'm just putting the cigarette to my lips to be honest with you. All right. Well, the other guy thought his was going to blow up. So he was kind of paranoid about it. It's weird how, I mean, I think everybody can admit it, that there was like shows and movies and stuff two or three years ago that showed people vaping. Now that's completely stopped. And they've went back and they're like, just openly smoking cigarettes. Yeah. They tell you, too. Very just like totally changed that thing. And it's like. Big tobacco flex, right like that. Yeah. It absolutely was, man. Because all those, I don't even know what they're called anymore, the ones that come out that there's

little PSA commercials, you know, about, it's kind of like what the way they do. This is your brain on drugs. All the truth camping. Yeah. But the ones that they do about vaping now, it's like, maybe they're saying, hey guys, look, neither one of these good or good for you. But go with the one that's natural, maybe. That's what it is. Go with the natural one, man. And you see more and more people are out there on the smoking section. I know when particular place where people go. Is it because it's so hard to give it like you have to go to certain stores, right? I don't think every gas station has them. No, they're usually internationally on gas stations that offer those. But they got cigarettes. I was asked this morning if I needed to pack a cigarette. Because the guy before me got a pack. Oh, wow. So I guess he's just like kind of. What do you mean you didn't want a pack? No, no. They didn't have any white house or black and mild zoo. I like your brand. I guess she's like condition to ask now if I want. It's weird. Smokes right? I just look at the stats. It is kind of odd. I said I can't breathe now without them.

Why won't you get them in smoking? Well, that's all my grandpa and COPD. So you know, I don't want cigarettes. Oh, yeah. So she should have felt bad for even offering. I don't want them at all. I have a family member that died because of it. They have me too. Just don't want them. Even though it does look cool, I'm not giving you that. But the vapin hasn't been around long enough for anybody to say they died from vaping. Like it hasn't been around. I mean, it's probably been around long enough to kill somebody but like you haven't heard that yet. Like, yeah, he smoked for 20 years versus, well, he'd vaped for 20 years, he did, you know? He used to vape all the time. Yeah. I think that's why a lot of people keep doing it because we haven't lived the generation long enough to really, really see. Same thing with the GOP ones and stuff. I just hadn't been around long enough for him by the fully. Oh, that's why I was going to say the commercial I saw from the certain company, Lily, that said, now obesity drugs are covered under Medicare. Her Medicaid, one of them. There is a business for people to stay sick. So why would they release a revolutionary drug

to shoot themselves in the foot literally? It makes no sense. So here's the highlights from the study of people that try to quit fewer than one in five successfully have stopped. I've not heard one person that takes these GOP ones. The other one was the other one. You inject yourself. I know it if I saw it. It's multi-level marketing and women sell them all the time. What are the peptides? Oh, yeah. The other one, okay, that's it. I've not heard any person take this and not have stomach issues for a good, like, you know, a couple weeks or a month afterwards. I have a permanent, it's like painful diarrhea. Like rough. Orson, the guy is emailing, that is why. I know someone who's better half is on it and they, I'm not trying to tell you it's sex, they like it. They say like they have, like, it takes a day out of their week to, like, that's all you do

is you'll be at home doing that. I guess. Now is that person kind of cool with it? Like, kind of turning it into a, yeah. You're sick day, you know? Well, you can't tell them that. I don't think they're allowed to ask probably you just say, look, I'm sick. No, but I'm not. Now Mark would make you have a note that says, why you sick? Like, you got the runs, but, like, I don't know if the other person's cool with it. Okay, so is that person like, okay? Like, not a big deal. This challenge, like, I'm kind of cool with it. Yeah, I don't know how long I just showed it down for those that are wondering, like, why'd Matt shut up now they're responding? I wrote down who it was. That they are, they're like, hey, if it's one day out of the week to, I don't know. He wrote down Shine Down Winter Hoots. That's what he wrote down. I did not. You're correct, congratulations Hoots. No, no. You want the VIP one experience? But what if though, like, what is, I mean, that's like the little boy cried wolf thing. Like, all of a sudden now this trillion dollar company

is like, hey guys, look, here's the thing. We've made all this money off of you being fat for years and heart disease and all this diabetes and all this stuff. But we've come up with this miracle drug that's now covered on your insurance. That is the most expensive in this country than any country in the world. We are in the business of, we're betting on you being sick. That's how we've made our money. Lily, a drug company. So, but now they're going to, they're going to have to, from a business standpoint, they're either turning a leaf over and they're not, or they're going to also invest in the after effects of such. People that, you know, people would say, not Mara Boral was Philip Morris, was also invested in chemo treatment medicine. Duh, let's think about that from it. That's f'd up to the freaking biggest degree. I know my daddy died from, that's why I got such a hard on him, but, you know,

not a hard on him that you don't. I don't get sexually excited about that. I hope not, that would be bad. That'd be weird too. Be kind of gay actually. Yeah, I was going to look. I mean, everybody fills that way, right? You go to a comedy show, they're making fun of all these diseases to the ones that killed your grandpa or whatever, then you'd go, all right, you know, there's no rhyme to reason they need this stuff. Medicine wise. There's no reason why they would cover it if it's going to shoot them in the foot. It just, but we know how lax the FDA is, and you just have to have a study corroborated by some independent firm and boom. And look at that too. Like you could come out, remember how like if a new drug came out, you know, a drug drug and the, they would let them like hold that, that lineage for like a year and then allow generics to come in. But prior to that, like it had, it was the name brand you had to get, even if you're an insurance company, covered it or not. How come? That's messy man. Why do we not hear about IPOs for drugs,

but you know, your senators hear about them. They hear about them first. That's a special, special shoot boy. Both sides too are bad. Well, dude, that's the thing. Both sides, but like you look at, you know, you know the one where she's worth like $400 million and then her husband's worth like twice that. And it's like, oh, I don't really own any stocks. And then tell him to find out, that one's all of them. Yep, and you told your buddies, now they don't have as big a piece of you as you do, but still a big chunk. Yeah. Well on page, and there's your guys, guys, headlines. You only get one IPO. And by God, they're on it before anybody else is. Well, yeah. But I mean, just because, you know, I told you I lost, I mean, it loses like a ton of money, but like, Shaq was talking about alkaline water. And I was like, God, that actually makes sense. And I like, I like got in on it. And then- Is the water from better? I mean, I'm gonna find out part of his payment for the commercials was getting a stock. So that's where he gets the piece. Yeah, so that's where he can say,

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I should be telling. We all admit insider trade would be OK if we were a part of it. Yeah, it would be. Yes, exactly. Tad type and texture message to TRG at 800-774-0093. I'm wonderful, I have to clean this. Is the rise guys' point. I know, man. This is like they want to force you to pick a side. I'm not picking spit. How about that? Yeah. I pick me. I pick side of the truth. I'm picking me. I'm picking me. There's no I in team. Well, there's me, though. I hate people that will not entertain hypotheticals. They're like, it's not going to happen anyway. Me, too. What's the point? I love hypothesizing, if that's a word, hypothesizing it would be. I enjoy wondering. I'd like to eventually get an answer, but the thought of just wondering leads to so many fun things, you know? Yeah. This is just, you know, you have to be curious, right?

That'll read. They'll say, well, read a book. It's always more interesting than the movie anyway. That's true. Oh, it ain't. You've probably support Anthropic destroying other books, don't you? Rip in them apart, scanning it. Dude, I saw what the, I wrote that up. The National Archives. How do they do that? How do they scan these old books? Because, you know, like the National Archives, which is something that imagine Trump will make you get a subscription for it, eventually. You want to go to the book, get it for free. It's a great idea. That's free. But I love that idea. It's very good. There's a lot of Nickel and Diamond going on right now. There's a lot of, actually, it's not even Nickel and Diamond. They, they're just straight dollar and dollar and... Oh, I saw a Trump coin the other day. First one ever. Did I have everything? Oh, yeah. Guy had it in this pocket. You know, send it, PGS. Get it graded. He was even showing it all. It was in one of those little plastic cases, I guess. Mm. Oh, man. Oh, God. That should be everywhere now. I remember it. I guess horny every time you touch it, probably. That's my good luck coin.

I would. That's good, very good. Is it too cited? Because that would be funny. You don't want that. I only saw the face side. But it would be great if you could use that like a, it's a trick coin, like two face head, right? And two face head one. Yeah. It was the same one. Same one. I thought you were talking about back in the day, you'd have a little trick coin like a washer you could put in a vending machine. Oh, man. And it would still work. Yes, I loved the... We had a, yeah, well. Oh, yeah. What was that called? The washer. Remember a buddy's had a key to a fruitopia machine. Do you remember that? Yes, I do. How do you have a key that he used to work for him? Or was he a locksmith? No, we were in school. I don't know how he got it. But I was like, well, it's just got fruitopia. And like, he don't even have Gatorade or Coke or whatever. And he would just always open it and take it. I'm like, you think... Is life getting him back, though? Oh, I don't know what happens. He was always DJJ in and out of Simpson. Yeah. The alternative school of Simpson. It is... Maybe after that.

When you're going down 85 and somebody goes past you going like 110. And then... You hope they cry. Well, I used to. I used to say, I hope you have a wreck. And then I would change it, too. I hope you have a wreck, but walk away from it. I did, because I was... I don't know, but I want them to... I want them to say... Yeah, yeah. I want everyone's insurance to go up because this guy got into it. I hope they cramp their pants as fast as they drive. Yeah. But then the vindication is five miles down the road. You see the law man's got him. You know, it's like, ha ha. Yes. You got your... Love what happens. When people in your past or whatever of who do you or whatever term is appropriate these days, I used to say who do. I hope nobody's a PO to about me saying who do. It was a song. That was voodoo. That was who do you do. Don't you like it? You can... It doesn't happen often, but when that happens, you can rub your neck. Oh, yes. I'll flip them off like, yes, what you get, but... Yeah. I'm going home, Scott, free.

Hi, it's me again. I know. What you pulled over. Or when they... But anyway. Volcanity search. That's what you yelled at cops. We got to get to that DUI video at some point. Oh, you were going to do it the other day? Yeah, at some point. But when you look back, people in your life that like screwed you over or not even you specifically, but like you were saying that guy like was a thief, you know. I mean, something small, but that probably escalated in his life. He starts smiling. So, but then the vindication comes from when you see that person eventually karma or the Lord, you know, like in the Wolf of Wall Street documentary, that one guy, he was saying, you know what? God gave me my punishment. They're like, what happened? I got cancer. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know that you should say God gave you cancer because you did insider trading. I don't know that, but at the same time, maybe you did because you had to pay a lot of money out and now you're a travel agent and foreign it.

You know, it's wild. You got to watch that. Even if it's a damn good doc, docu series. And it's weird that I just decided to watch the movie again and then you told me all that was real. Yeah, the real wolf of Wall Street don't paramount plot. Really? It's good. It's excellent. The old home video was kind of set it off. Yes. And still, man, he can never figure it out. You just want to shake him and say, you dummy. It's like a giggy on speed. It's like stop. Stop being a freaking career criminal. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's like, well, he doesn't matter fat boy. It's the fact that he's a criminal. It's not in the way. Is it like he just like it escalated? It went from our robbery to attempted murder. That's what they say about people that, you know, work at fact, you know, I shouldn't say fat. He's been anywhere where there's like products being touched and going from here there in Yonder. And it's like, wow, I had a, I'll give you a good example. Remember, I've worked in Chick-fil-A and the guy that delivered stuff for us, they wouldn't

just drop off Chick-fil-A stuff and be other, you know, they serviced other restaurants as well. And they accidentally had given us a, I want to say it was probably McDonald's, Apple pies, you know, the deep fried ones or whatever. That's good too. And they left them there and I called him back because his hat boy just mentioned I was the crew leader. Good for you. And anybody denies it, I've got pre-AI photos proven it so you can suck my ass. No, I wasn't going to go that strong. I wasn't. Kids are in the car on the way to school. I was going to say, my dust, my wake. That suck is wake. That's a suck my wake. Oh, it's a great movie. Great outdoors with John Candy and Dan Acroid. But when you see that person get that, it's like, all right, but what, that makes you feel good that they started off stealing, to finish that story.

I called the guy, he's like, I was like, hey, you left these here. He's like, well, they're not going to miss him. Just keep it. I took him home. He couldn't take him back legally, right? Must've still got a health violation. Well, they were frozen in a box, a case of it. But he, well, I took him home, kept him my parents, freezer. Who was this? He was mapping me. I was like, no, I'm going to hide him from you like you did deserve for me. But let's say you, you know, you, you, you, you, let's say you're a beer guy and you're like, oh, crap, I had 14 cases on my truck and I took him home and they didn't even notice it. I put him in the house and they'd say, you know, you're like, holy moly, there's this thing coming up and, you know, my, my, my, my, my song's getting married and we need beer. Oh, slow and start sliding then something so innocent, just turns into some big, big, stuff. I felt bad for the beer guys on the combo trucks because that's coming out of their pocket. Oh, yeah. So when they're, when they're stacking, okay, sis, give me the scoop. What have you been up to? Living my best life.

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So you'd have to wait on them other ones. And I was always last because I was the poin guy. Yeah, you had to kiss ass. You got it. I'd have to wait behind RC cheer wine, dude. People had suck up to so many DSDs just so they wouldn't, you know, have to work 12 hours a day. Yeah. Because they run the back room. The managers always like, well, that's her back room. And it's usually the same type of person. It's usually a woman. Oh yeah. It's usually a woman who is still tens all the time, you know, and unnaturally. She smokes and has half of it in ash form, but it never breaks. She got a little power. Yeah. A little power in the back room. And same kind of haircut. She walked around. I mean, is the snake, but she'll show you pictures of her babies on her farm. Yeah. And if your back stock wasn't clean, all she can complain. All you A.V. and co-competition, you know, exactly this kind of people were talking about. Yeah. Where, like, just mean is the snake. That's my back room. I'm saying that like my mother. I'm saying that as a Southern woman. You need to bring down your flavors and stack them on the palate.

Here, let the poor guy in. Oh my God. That's stomach. Now what? You're stomach. Why didn't you hear it? What I missed. We're going to go back on the replay on that. Homegirl just put it over here. Swink it down. Live from callrob.com studio in Greenville, South Carolina. It's time to say, famous people celebrate the birthday on today, the 21st of September. Oh, it's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Kind of a half ass suck. I know. Yep. What's the Monday suck, for sure? It's like you just showed up. That's it. You got to ramp them up. You got to work the twist. Is there one of the twins? It is? Liam. It is Liam's birthday. Liam Galagher. Nothing I have scratched. Galagher. Scratch his fruit. Squatch his fruit. All go to smosh this one. Oh, man. Wrong allegor is altogether What about the one that not Peter Gallagher either despises Democrats

Was that a one or two? That's two Gallagher to which is really his what nephew or whatever Are they really related? I think they are forget the connection but I'm pretty sure there was a familial connection Oh, oh, smash this Bit afraid I can't think of a big fruit says the word familiar comes off familial like so if you said that person looks familiar Does it mean like you thought they look like they'd be related to you? So I never thought of that it could be better familiar maybe it comes off of that Liam Gallagher is 54 He is 54 years old. Hey, you know you Gallagher's don't you? I agree You wonder like why the the people that you know who they once at the ones that are for food

But not not the ones that are for animals as Pita for animals. What's the people that are about like? Ah food Ah I figured that the people would go in protest Gallagher's wasting of March or up a watermelon. Oh, oh smash this gold It's got everywhere Jazzy Jeff. Nope fresh prints. Yes, Will Smith. No Carlton it is Carlton's birthday. Who is? host of AFV which by the way means America's funniest videos Not what I thought it was gonna be Alfonso repair it Alfonso Rebadro should have played some Tom Jones for you You used to dance to that one. Yeah, it's not unusual You never I'd never heard Michael Jackson stories about him the way others had them. Oh, yeah, other ones had some rough ones Like didn't need to be a documentary that graphic. No, definitely not a two-parter

Carlton and hold was Gallagher. No, the song is this long Hold was the last one 54 was Liam. Okay, so I'm gonna go 58 59 Alfonso Rebadro Carlton banks is 55 years old today Nice music for this lady Ah Well, you're gonna have who it is here soon. I mean I know Did I pay him to listen to no, I don't want to give you any hints either Oh I want to give you one hints Her father-in-law Used to be a pitcher I was faith Hill faith Hill that's Tug's daughter-in-law. Yeah, hi, man You don't know the story Tim McGraw. He thought his name was Tim Smith for a long time Till he found out Tug McGraw was his dad when he was a teenager, right? Tug McGraw sounds like a garbage-pale kid

Does it not yeah, go and just come up here and talk about Wow, he died with cancer, right? Yeah, he passed away Old Tug Faith Hill Is I'm gonna go 57 for Pages favorite sauce It's an original one in oh my god 59 Well, you should listen to page 59 years old wow Faith Hill that sounds like a bad church name doesn't he so pretty We y'all go over there to faith Hill. Yeah, yeah, where do you go? We got a salon where you should go over here to faith Hill Three crosses in front yard We go three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway and why there's not four then what do they never have they always have the death Remember it's but nobody no church ever puts like a cool tomb with a big rock in front of it We rolled it away like god that's cooler than that. That's the front door that the medallion you're wearing instead of the Cross reminding me died make the I got a big old fat medallion. That's the stone that rolled away guys

Now that should be the front door of the church you move the rock and then you Exit service. Yeah, it's got like a weird eyebrow. Anyway, Captain Jesse. I'm Captain Jesse Uncle Jesse He's Captain Jesse. No, we did it Dan. Who not Uncle Jesse? Bob Sagitts no longer with us When it now twins have already had a birthday. It's not any other kids. It's not any Becky. Okay Uncle He was a quasi uncle, but they still called him uncle Joey Uncle Joey. Uh God. Why am I blanking so hard right now nice Give us some tips Dave Kouyei's birthday Who used to make sweet love to Alliance Morseh? Yep, and was maybe see it might have been the subject. Who are of his songs? And I think I think you just beat cancer for this either be there for the second time Or he's a he's going through the end of it. Maybe there's something that he's on the good side of it I remember you know damn the doctors for even calling it that like you beat cancer because like statistically

You never really do and it kind of leads you to I mean I know some people that have but it's not been that kind of intense kind of You know cancer, which I'm just all he had stage three very positive for me to say is No, no, no, no, no one can help us true. So two years ago he had non-Hodgkins lymphoma and then he got diagnosed with a squamous cell carcinoma Which is tongue cancer. Yeah, they said here But he's he's as a February cancer free Wow, he remission Well, congratulations to him. I'll say that French son of a bitch is 63 Kuyah, that sounds French I'll say 73 He is 67 years old Dave Kuyah West We got so many I skipped Rob Morrow flashmen himself because we got so many need to do I should do Dave Galloway I should have gave you a heads up on this next one Okay, you might need to get your phone out for this one and send the little happy birthday message

Oh Nice is this a big one boys. He was just in Bristol this weekend too Yeah, that's all I'm hanging out with Arn. I want to see how What do I say I don't want to say the same thing every time Say hey sexy no Happy birthday to you my friend we are talking about you live on the radio right now and it is still awesome That I have a childhood hero's cell phone number so happy freaking birthday Ricky Morton Ricky Morton's birthday so Richard of Morton. It says Ricky Martin. I didn't say that that I said more Big one, but which one is it? I did live in Leve de Logan, man, those may I know he's gonna reply back. Thank you, Matt Tell Carrie we said hello to Um

He made a nice post he said he was sitting with Arn. He said it was kind of cool to watch our sons Worked to be the next generation of wrestling. He said was the first time that he's ever held up before in a photo too Yeah, well, I love him. He's a good dude still work to me. He's still good School of Morton Chuck, you Tennessee shout out Is it is not a big one yet. That's a big one 70 75 he is 70 years 70 years old Ricky Think about a 70 year old man, I guess That you know right now and imagine them going out and wrestling like competitively I guess 20 year old They wouldn't do it. I can't do it We got a couple more. I'm trying to die in a ring and I don't want him to die ever What's what happened to Rainy the Ram, right? It's a great finish Not what it is Bill Murray

Concert it's a three-z golf course here in town. Yeah, that was for charity believe it or not Yeah, um, oh Bill Brian Dole's brother You may know him as Griswold's balls. Grisman 78 Seven put it over there with the others grease ball Bill Murray 76 years old today. Is he still with a police? I don't think so. Yeah, wow could be though Let me ask Google now who Bill Murray didn't it's also the birthday of Stephen King Oh, he can suck it Yeah, he can 79 years old. He's the same age as Don Fielder. He was 79 years old today. Oh, is he related to Howie filter snatch? Cousins. Yeah, you know, I didn't put this on here originally, but I'm kind of curious to why he looks so young Do you want to guess Jerry Brockheimer's birthday? Oh Okay, so he's way older than you expect. Yeah, but he doesn't look it This movie's very unfair. I'm gonna go

No big old 80 on this one honey 83 years old. Yeah, gracious. I mean, that's that's I would have never thought that man was that all happy heavenly birthday the Patrick Ewing's cousin J.R From Dallas spoiler alert his sister-in-law belief shot him Larry Hagman would have been 95 years old today. Jeannie should have stopped it Okay What do you do? I bet that way Google Gemini says Bill Murray is not dating anyone publicly and also rumors leaking him to singer police for untrue I don't believe that for a flipping minute. I don't either Was that a Was that a big time in the Harris House hold or who shot J.R.? Oh Yeah, I mean, he again nudity not allowed in the house Violence fine No naked most people were like that like they don't mind You know that Bobby you and the handsome Phil Oh, I'll tell you what I have not seen my mom so mad about a TV show than when that whole season turned out to be a dream

She was I've been vestid time So like she was a old old preacher of color. She's like I've wasted time Watching this and it was a dream Bobby's in shower man if you turn it what the dream to me Pamela goes in there and he's just in there like hey I said so upset turn the TV towards me. What do you like the Patrick? You and was like under contract negotiations So they like wrote him off and then they made a man's and brought him back and they just screwed over the whole season I think he was gonna be on the show so She didn't like what was the one he did with Suzanne Summers Stand by step. Oh, that was my wheelhouse growing up. You like that. Yeah, that's not my crispy. Stacey Keenan was hot That was the daughter. No, it was one of the daughters um Okay There were daughters and sons. It was a modern day Brady bunch. Oh my god. Everything's been done before this text says Bill Murray

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