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1:00I feel like that was our summer screen. Yeah. That was our hot topic. We both accepted. We're probably not going to win. Yeah. But there's just that last few minutes we go, fuck, they've given us hope. Yeah. And sometimes it's the belief that actually really cute. Hi, I'm Kristi from Indianapolis, USA. I'm Corinne from Chicago, Illinois. Hi, I'm Jennifer from Chamber of Australia. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Hi, everyone. We are recording this 60 seconds after Hawthorne lost and did not get into the grand final in what was a fucking crazy game. It was incredible. And we were winning with 20 seconds to go. I would maybe say if you've never listened before, this is maybe not a great one to start

2:03on. It's the best one to start on because this is the podcast about football analysis and how to close out a game with two minutes to go. What I will say is at three quarter time, I feel like we've both accepted. We're probably not going to win. Yeah. We'll actually chuck some more sausages on. Yeah. And sometimes it's the belief that actually really cute. Well, it was the comeback of the century. And I think what it is is it's like, you feel not, I don't think in barris is the right word. I believe, but you let yourself think like I'm literally punching in a phone number of someone I met from Toyota the other day. I'm like, we're going to need these tickets tonight. And then I think we did captain go, oh, we had a good year. Yeah. But there's just that last few minutes we go, fuck them, given us hope. And not even it was like the last 20 seconds of the game. Motherfuck. Miss Lewis, how was that grab? Let's make a real of when Mitch Lewis took that last grab because we nearly hit the fucking roof in your house and people nearly flew off this campus.

3:04Yeah. Like she never has before. They also, I don't know if this is going to because you will already see this, but because this is real time. We also told Torbs to fuck off and get fucked at one point. No, yeah. And he really didn't. Oh, you did too. Check the tape. Can we check that the tape literally is he said does anyone want to me corn? And I said fuck out and so did you. I think we won't know the answer. Vett Charles in post put that moment here. Everyone on the call. Shut the fuck up. Ask me in three minutes and seven seconds. Sorry, love you. You do say shut the fuck up. Ask me in three minutes. No, I was murmured there. Played again. We really did. Everyone on the call. Shut the fuck up. Ask me in three minutes and seven seconds. You do say shut the fuck up. I was supporting you. You say shut the fuck up. I was supporting you. But I mean, well, I mean, I didn't say at all. Hey, you know what? We don't need to turn on each other. What I will say though is that none of us have eaten corn or the sausages and torbs is

4:06in his room at the other end of the house. Very sheepish. He's hiding. Well, because as soon as the game was over, Torbs liked Dennis Reddy and we were like, let's record the podcast. So that's all right. So he was the state of play. This weekend is the Australian football league grand final, which is called the Super Bowl for the hour. I'll fend out there. Look who's showing off who knows what a Super Bowl is. Now if my team, our team was in it, we were obviously going to like watch the game. I'm really commit. Yes. And if we didn't, then we would have a long weekend free to redesign, decorate, paint, and tile Tony's bathroom. Now Tony, I'm asking. So you're allowed to be honest. No, and I would be because you're my best friend. Were you cheering because you wanted our hawks in the grand final? Or were you cheering because if our hawks were in the grand final, you didn't have to have us destroy your bathroom, which it seemed like you'd started to regret. Above all, I wanted our hawks to in like without a doubt.

5:07That is absolutely what I wanted because I wanted that for us. I also have never been to a grand final. Or had like really cared about a team that was in the grand final. And I felt like that was us on the screen. Yeah. That was our hearts out there playing one ball at dawn. And so that was my first thing. And then like you said, how we just got really, really swept up in thinking that we were in in those that last quarter. Yep. And then it hit me that we've lost our fucking shitty call. And I thought, fuck, that's really sad. And then I went, oh, the bathroom. So is it true? So for anybody that doesn't know, we said yet that we would tie a bathroom in my house. Is it true that I said like after we mentioned that on a show, after it does like, hey, like check with tourbs like, if you don't really want that.

6:11Yeah, it's your house. And then you get home and tourbs goes, fine by me. Well, so, and when you're banking on tourbs saying no. So I said to tourbs, guess what the team said? You know, you're like, yeah, child says this idea. And I was like, oh, yeah, some of the guys at school were doing this, but I didn't do it. Um, I said to tourbs, you know how we've talked about redoing the bathroom. And you know how like a long weekend is a great time to go to Bunnings. So true. Um, I was like, oh, we've said like, if we, if we are in the grand final that like, that's the activity we'll do for the long weekend. And tourbs goes, oh, yeah. And I went, oh, and he goes, you wanted me to say no. And I went, oh, no. And he went, he wanted me to say no. You want me to be the bad one. So you could be fun Tony. Yeah. Oh, not my fault. I haven't said my name.

7:11Yeah. Oh, my husband, you know, when he's like, you're all ballin' chain along, whatever balls and chain. Um, and then I was like, it's not going to matter. We're going to win. Yeah. So who cares either way? The bathroom's safe. Um, and even though I actually don't want to do the styling the bathroom, I don't want that. Why not? There has also been another flying the appointment, which was a new piece of information that we did not know when we were talking about this. For the first time in 13 years, the free-manor dockers are in the grand final. It was to play against Tony's husband's team. Uh-huh. So it was going to be the tourball lodge cup for the grand final. Had we have won RIP, we're not talking about it. Um, but the free-manor dockers have just made it into the grand final. So they're going to play next week. A lot of people that tourbs tonight, so free-manor, they're in Perth, based in Perth, a tourbs tonight. A lot of people that we haven't talked to in years have all of a sudden come out of the

8:13woodworking gone, God, you don't have a couch for me to sleep on. No. Actually, it doesn't. I don't. We don't have a couch actually. Shame. Um, but like, tobs's mom is going to come over and watch, because free-, like their die-hard free-o family. Um, a couple of tobs's mates like, oh, you don't have a spare room or spare something gone, do you? So we're actually going to have a pretty full house, I think, next week. So depending on how you look at it, is it more hands-on deck for the DIY, or is it just becoming impossible to potentially do a big project like that with so many mouths to feed? So when there's six people staying over, I would say probably the least ideal time to be down above room. Down above, you're right. Yeah. And so unfortunately, I was very keen on tiling the bathroom. No, great idea for me. It's not going to be possible. Great idea from you. Hey, you're welcome to stay. And I'll put you down for two square metres of tiling. Yeah. Yeah. What do you like with tiling? Tobs's mum, two square metres of tiling. Yeah. I'm good for two square metres of tiling. Yeah.

9:13Who are the other ring-ins that are fucking called through? Piggity said that he wanted to play the stay, which is fine. He's good for a water proofing. Yeah, and I've heard from a couple other people, like, no, I wouldn't have been funny if um, you know, if I got on a roller and painted that roof. Yeah. It actually fucking would be a couple of dot, dot messages. Oh, wouldn't that be wild? Now, Friday is a public holiday in Melbourne. Yeah. Because we have to prepare for the game on Saturday. Yeah. There's a big festival, but it's kind of like, people don't really go. Yeah, they do. Do they? You're like, we don't go. Oh. They're like lots of people go. Well, no, Lille said shit, legal Lille said she went a couple of years ago and she was like, it was like a bit random. Was it during COVID? Oh, I don't know. My throat is fuck from yelling truly. Same. Here's what I'm saying. Oh. If we get cracking at 8 a.m. Monday, Friday, I'll be happy cold day. Yeah. The game starts at 2 p.m. Saturday. Yep. Obviously by midday, we want to start having a drink or two and like making our way to the game or like getting the screen set up.

10:15Yep. I reckon we could pretty much be done the bathroom by midday Saturday. If we really locked in. Agreed. Tea, Charles. In fact. Oh, no. I almost got crazy. No. I almost got crazy. We could get cracking on both. What's the other one? Look at all the bathroom. Oh. How many bathrooms are you doing? Oh, you're doing multiple bathrooms. Well, that's what I thought you were going to say. Guys, do we have to tell my bathroom? I'm feeling so stressed. Now, normally there's a big build up and I'm going to regret. So I've actually already regretted this. But we are good at going live for 24 hours. We are good at locking the fuck in and getting something done. Now, I don't know about the logistics of streaming. I don't know about the logistics of anything, but I do know that staying awake and performing craft at skilled levels is our strength.

11:16Well, the last craft, live strength we did. I think it's two days ago and Tony and I barely survived. It wasn't good. It wasn't good. You try and mix paint with your best friend and let me know how you got. No, no, that's not. Technically, it is possible that Tony is upgraded to internet recently. So yeah, it's good to go. Tony. I've just got a call to the internet's down next week. Run me through. Okay. Should we take people into the bathroom to run them through it? No. It's just down the hallway. Anyway, so it's a painting job or a tiling job. Oh, we just doing a fucking get Scottie cam on the line from the block. A lot of trust him to do it. That's the thing. Great. Get him in. I just think who we know who's been on the block. One of Alisa and Los Androa trials. No, they're very busy there. Who are the brothers? The tiling, the brothers. The tiling brothers from the block. The msedo brothers.

12:17Bro, that'll knock it over in half a day. Okay, so this has really changed because... Oh, I'm gonna have to get a free, beautiful bath for a long life. No, no, but I just... Okay, you are so good. Thank you. Let's do it. At... Committing to staff. And you know where this is going. And I already hate it and agree. And you're really, really good at ideas. You are great at ideas. Thank you. The execution, however. Come, good at everything. And the msedo brothers. If you... I just know that you aren't gonna be here at 8 a.m. ready to tell the bathroom. Correct. I'll be here at the night before. Ready to fucking... What are you gonna sleep on the couch? We don't room because there's too many people here. We'll talk to this mom. Yeah, it'll be an honor. Oh, really? Yeah, it'll be. Can only your stepdad by the end of the bathroom innovation? My stepdad-in-law? Yeah. Evening tells his dad that... Sorry, I'm not a pal. That is so funny.

13:17That is so funny. Oh, yeah, I'm just working in a family business. Yeah. Neppetism. I work with my husband's dad. So, run me through... At the moment. It's gonna look shit. You're gonna do a bad job. You are. And I know that Charles is like, I'm gonna be really good at it. I'm like, we're all gonna do a bad job. And I'm gonna have to leave with it. And I don't want that. I don't want that. You know the other thing that I don't want? We get started and then we get bored. And then I've got half a fucking one wall tile for the next five years because I can't be fucked fixing it either. One's better than none. So, shit. There's currently all of it he's done. It's not that good. It's not that I don't love it, but at least it's a little done. It's just the tiles and the color, right? So, in our ensuite... Which room of we all assumed it was this whole time?

14:17I mean, you said on-sweat in the beginning, didn't you? I've assumed the bathroom the whole time. Oh, okay. Because whilst the... Because when I think bathroom in my house, the only bathroom I use is my ensuite, so that's why. Well, maybe that's a free swing on the other one, then, you know? Because like, who fucking cares? And to be fair, whilst I know the subway tiles aren't like the thing in your vibe at the moment. At least it's something. The other one is just really like... It's quite old and like... Probably do in about seven days for a freshen up, I'd say. You're gonna fuck it up. All we need to do is get one of those. You know those bars with like a hook on the end? To just like, to trink all the tiles off? Like a crowbar. Perfect, great idea, Tim. That is not what you were talking about. Tony has a towbar already. So, your crowbar the tiles off? Toilets, did you just say... Yeah, I'll back in the highlights. And then Toyota. And then we get new tiles from Bunnings. A beautiful color. Colors. Which we don't mix.

15:18For those of you in the Patreon livestream. You'll know what color theory and me making colors is not my strength. As was most of that day. Then we get the new tiles. I was just trying to support Ryan with the color mixing and hitting like that. And then someone else would have put it in and then he liked that and I didn't like that. So, there was just quite a lot going on. Then we get the glue going. And then we just stick the new cool tiles back on. And we go to the footy. What's the fucking big deal here? And then paint the top. I have a counter proposition. Disafirm. Fuck me on the counter in the kitchen. I've been thinking about moseaking our outdoor like next to the barbecue. What if we moseaked that is tiling still. But it's not my bathroom. And it's outside. She's good guys. I tell you what she knows. My weakness is moseak. She knows I'm a sucker for a moseak.

16:18Because we could go to Bunnings by heaps of cool tiles, right? Crack more up. Yeah. Then do a cool design out there with the moseak. We could do a moseak by the barbecue. Then throw a low steak on the barbecue. And call it a fucking Saturday. And then I'll fucking lick your low sack. Oh, sorry. Low snake. Yes. I was so close like the hawks just before. Fuck. Fuck your work, low say. Who can say where the road goes? It really is cruel art to lose oak when it's so close. It actually has been because we'd come back now. I tasted it. I tasted it. Or I was in that box. We didn't just get close. We got in front. Fuck. We were there. We were parking at the MCG. Do you know what I mean? Like we were. What is upsetting also is that that last free kick, it jammed in. It's like my favorite player. And I'm like, fuck bro. I'm really feel for you. Sorry. Because sometimes it's a guy I don't like. You like you? Fuck, cop that. Yeah. Well, you just don't feel it as personal. I take that personally. Does. I know that you don't watch this show.

17:20But I love you. You had it. You had it. I love you. All right. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Kristi from Indianapolis. Hi, I'm Jennifer from Camper, Australia. This is Karin from Chicago, Illinois. And you're listening to Tony and Riot. Did I use episode you sponsored by Vintage? Now I've got a confession. Safe space. The bedroom here at work. I've just been throwing clothes into that cupboard. Yes. And I finally did a clean out. And it was overwhelming. All of the stuff that I had in there. Because you keep pulling. It's like a clown car. You pull the clothes out and they just keep coming. You don't realise how much you're sitting in there. Didn't realise how much stuff was in there. And it's not just the space it was taking. This is just money sitting in the cupboard with stuff I don't use. Yes, because you can sell the clothes you don't really wear. It earns extra cash. But also give those clothes a second line. And with Vintage, selling is stupidly easy, right? You snap a photo, you write a quick description, don't. That's it. And when something sells, Vintage creates the prepaid shipping label for you.

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20:26Kendra, Holly Noah, Drew Weallard, Caitlin Browning, and Kristin Aaron Clement. Funny thing about Kristin is that last time we saw it was running XTMCG where we won't be next week because we fucking lost a book over it. Did we see her at the event? Yeah, Kristin after the run. Yeah. Rhinings the MCG. Not that we needed to know anything about it. Fuck, if it just had to kick that fucking down the wing, we could have held that up. Yeah. They just needed to hold them off for 20 more fucking seconds. We did really well, those last couple of marks. Every time they came in, we fucking, just leave a rust fucking work. Well, it was crazy that like that fourth quarter looked like that after that third quarter is like something we'll never talk about ever again. No, and well, I'm gonna talk about it right now. But only as a learning experience. Sure. Well, this is a football show, so. During the first half, we played really well and I was wearing a singlet. During the first half, Torbs was cooking wings. Oh, they were good. In the third quarter, where we sucked,

21:27I put a T-shirt on and Torbs stopped cooking. Rhinings, oh, I'm calm. Then Tony's like, bro, I think it's the singlet. You need to put your lucky singlet back on. So I put the singlet back on. Torbs goes, let me put some snags on the bar, and I put you the jet to be mosaic. And then suddenly, we start fucking getting it done. And I'm like, I don't know if it's just, we cook when we cook. Or we play well when I'm wearing the singlet and not a T-shirt. I like we cook when we cook. That's good. And we both laugh, and when I, oh no, we'll have to eat awesome food every time we play. Oh, but I would like you to let us know in the episode thread in Facebook or in the comments on YouTube. If you've got like a pretty nonsensical superstition. Like superstition. Yes, that's good. Yeah, to sit on the right side of the couch. Do you have to do something specific? Because you best believe I ain't taking this singlet off when we play next time. Yeah, next year. Won't be for another year, because we lost when I'm a grandfather. I would have worn this singlet to the grandfile and Charles would have hated that because he hates men in singlet.

22:27Well, Charles did allow the footy jumper. I said the footy jumper today. And if I was going to be a footballer. Yeah, because football's on. Can you definitely stop on in Fiji? Because I was a footy jumper. That's just a different singlet. Yeah. Did you see that fucking those that brand? Yeah, that they made a whole reel about. Yeah. To my dad's swimming shorts, that's not what they are. They're like, we actually are in the business of running shorts. Like you find the swimming in them, but you just did this whole thing about their new favorite swimming shorts. And they're like, they're really not feel for that. But also in the reel, I'm like, I don't like that. Yeah. Like in the pod, I said, I think that's too much. You know that guy wearing the singlet? And we all went, ooh, he works there. Well, the ooh wasn't at the guy. It was at the outfit. The guy was great. Yeah. So shout out to happy strides in the UK. Big supporter of the Tony and Ryan podcast. Another thing that was a real surprise today is that we sat down, we just feel so good.

23:27We're excited about the footy. Feeling really like excited, hoping that we win. And Ryan goes, ooh, ads. Well, we can't all afford KO, okay? It's like $37 a month. Do you have it? No, really? No, I don't have KO. I can't, like, I can't really justify it. I think for me, because the one thing I watch each week is the Hawks game. Totally. And they're not always on free to air. Yes. So then I'm like, oh, for me, that's it. But if they're not on free to air, you're like, I'll catch them next week. Yeah. And that's there. And also sometimes the crickets on late at night, because we're playing in fucking India. And I'll go, oh, what a treat. No, but see for you, that's really good. Whereas I wouldn't know that life. Yeah, not fair. So we did have to watch ads. Yeah. And the old school controversial take, though, does give you a chance to piss. I like the ads. And we can have a little debrief where we are. Do you need to more sourcing them wings? Where's when they're just on the whole time? And you can't stop off.

24:27It's almost like you need to... It's a breather. You need to break. Though we do have one issue, we then add that popped up a couple of times. Because I don't watch free to air TV. I actually never see ads on TV. Which is... Yeah. And so sometimes things pop up and I go, are they doing that stuff? Crazy. That is... Well, you're learning. So that's just wild. The advertising is actually working. Yeah. This one in particular, their promotion is that you win a gold card for their business, right? Which is like free for life, right? So it's like you've got gold star class, fucking all access to everything ever. In the fine print on the... Which we read. Which we read, because we've got nothing else going on. Is that... Okay, mate. Did you flex into the camera? Is that... Because you've got no lives. Oh, I thought you were just like checking yourself out, so I... Should I? I don't know. We can't see. I don't know. I've got my glasses on.

25:28But you know, we could see the fucking fine print. And the fine print was that the free lifetime access equaled $30 a week for 40 years. That's not for access. There is something in me as like maybe a little bit spiritual woo-woo. I'm like, oh, so am I deciding that I'm dying in 40 years? Is that my life? Totally agree. Like I don't like that. Judge, voucher, judge my life. Charles will leave past 43. Charles. Are you gonna make it to 50 or not? And f***ing. If you make a joke about me not last in another 40. LAUGHTER Well, 50 votes 40. $30 a week. It's a food place. It's a food place. So 30 euros a week isn't... Like... It's not even like dinner for the family. No. It's dinner for one time. 30 bucks a week for 40 years. Get fuck. I reckon in 30 years,

26:2830 bucks is going to be worth nothing. You did say inflation chart. But I also just think that like, yeah, there's something woo-woo that I do not like about the thought of them deciding my life is 40 years. Right. I'm just like, well, so what? I'm 30 now. 34, whatever. 4... 4... 5... LAUGHTER Sorry, people just got mad. 30... Hang on. 4... Hang on, no, no. How long do you reckon she says 7? 40... So 4 in the thing and then 40... 50, 60, 74. And I really... Did you put that to the job? No, I was trying to contact you. I was trying to contact you. 60 or 74? That's dangerous, bro. Oh, my glee. I'm all tired. My football team lost. You reckon it's someone in the legal department going, well, technically we can't do anything. So we need to put a number on it.

27:29Yeah, fucking nerd. Yeah, what a fucking loser. It's my pussy slap. Like, who's that nerd deciding that? Yeah. 30 bucks a week. If you want gold access to a food place, I'd be like, cool, that's my fucking breakfast lunch and dinner. I live there now. Punch me out like there's no tomorrow. Let's get... actually I'll do it. Oh, I just did maths. He got jealous. Calc? Calc. So $30 a week? Yeah. Times 52 weeks? Yeah. Times 40 years? Okay. The way they sell it is this gold ticket for a lifetime of blah, blah, blah. Yeah. $62,000. Oh. Stretched out over 40 years. I'd rather win the Lotto. Well, yeah, I'd rather win the Lotto. Well, yeah, I'd rather win the Lotto. And take my five-mill today. Controversial. I'd rather five-mill in today than 60,000 stretched over 40 years in burgers. You know, well, I don't want to upset you. Ice cold take. Oh, it's fucking cold. I think it's red hot because everyone would agree.

28:31That's fucking cold. Oh, do you want to go to the doctor's tomorrow? I'd rather win Lotto. Fucking wreck and dirt. What? Do you know what I mean? Would you rather go get nice? Yeah. Win Lotto? Yeah. Or get a brand new bathroom next weekend. Lotto. And then I'll pay a professional. Multiple professional. You know what I probably move. With a place with ready to go bathrooms built in. Someone else has already done it. All right. So are you... I think I'm out for the bathroom. But, you know, I've been painting in here and stuff. Maybe... Can you see behind Tony those blue strips on the door? Like, you know, do DIYs on the table. I just think tiling a bathroom is like biting off a little bit more. Biting off a little bit more than we can chew. And... You know what's biting off more than you can chew? Our seat most sausages in fucking about three fucking minutes.

29:33You know what's biting off more than you can chew? Yeah. Meeting someone. And six months later being like, let's do a daily podcast and change our lives. We're in the business of doing crazy shit. We're in the business. We have changed our lives by saying, you know what? It does seem crazy. But I'm fucking in anyway. You've never tried this hard for anybody. What are you doing? Why? Why do you really want to do my bathroom? I'm gonna lose state of my house all weekend. I'm pretty trivial as you. No, I've actually got people coming around for the grand final, so... You wanna come round? What? Yeah. Yeah. Bonnie, Ragedass, Little Tex, Maves, maybe Max, Jim and the boys in there. So you wanna come round? Well... Oh, sounds like a full fucking house. I don't think that's real. I'm gonna say for one more. I'm gonna barbecue, have a bit of a swim. Into the game.

30:33You're already giving up. It's your fault. You're already giving up. Take that back. Well, cause. Oh, sorry. Cause, if we won today, we were gonna go to the game. Yeah, no. So everyone knows that I was like, if we're all on lose, what should we do? And this is where we obviously don't have tickets, but we're gonna try out... We were gonna figure that out. We don't. But even though, and cause Bridges was like, oh, but what if we're all on wins? And I'm like, well, no. And she goes, why am I like? Cause I said, cause I'll need to concentrate. But you do? Yes. You can't be socializing at the same time. But even if I was watching the game at my house, I'm like, oh, don't bring your kids over. Yeah. Like, this is business. Daddy's watching his game. Well, I did say at the beginning of this game, I said, oh, we're in a position where we're like... No, making jokes. Are you concentrating? You know, and we value that through the game. There were times when I spoke and you didn't answer and I went, not time for jokes, not time for talking. Do you think you... I think you don't pay a big deal.

31:34Didn't she get a wrap up when Hawks all were up and about? She almost went out and we'll end up in Pippa Dears. Yeah, I jumped on the side of the pillow on the back. Yeah, it was like one of those things into a river. Great call. A blob. A blob in the river. A blob in the river. Now that we've watched an intense game together, do you feel like... You can read the room. Yeah. You can feel it. You feel the shift of the air. But do you feel like we can be really passionate and still drop a joke? Totally. Or was there times when you were on a... There were certainly times when I was like, oh, no. And then, like, at the end when they lost and you started to tear up a bit, I was like, okay, we're off here. And that's okay. Anything you want to add, Pipp? Oh my god, you're so cute. She's adorable. I do have a really great, you love to see it. Okay. And I have saved it for a bit for a day that I knew we would need it. And it's... It's like you just lent and went to pick up your laptop and I was like, if you pull out a middle finger...

32:37Oh no, it's too gentle today. I've got something here from Ionia, Vernuzos. I saved some fucking consonants for the rest of it. Should we go to the airport and just beat up Brisbane? Well, then fly out to my heart? No. Is that all that would be crazy? Okay, here you go. So from Ionia, she said, I don't know if this is your love to say it or just a random thing, but I kind of like art. I'm not that good, but you know, I just like to have a bit of a fickle around with your cry-on. Same cry-on. Do you know what I mean? Same girl. Last night in a post-work pre-sleep time haze, I would love for Tony and Ryan to see this because I think about the horse photo a lot. I think about how it brings the community together. I think about how it connects Tony and Ryan in a moment where they need it. I'm not an amazing artist, but I made this and I would love for everyone to have a look at it. Ionia has drawn the horse photo in cry-on and has even got like my nails and your hand on that.

33:41So it's us holding it. We'll pop it up on the screen. And the caption underneath says, do we need the horse photo? And I just thought. That is beautiful. I absolutely love to see that. And Ionia actually posted it on the You Love to See It Through It in the Facebook group. And Chilly, who is in that photo who we met in London, has seen it and was so emotional about it. I'm emotional about it. So the horse photo brings us together? Maybe Hawthorne could have used the horse photo tonight. No, they'll need it tonight. But I just thought that was really special and thank you Ionia so much for drawing that for us. And you saying that you're not a good artist makes me mad and shut up? Would it be supportive for us to send German MP from the Hawks. Who was in that last break here? I pictured the horse photo or without context he might just be like, kick a fucking slow. What is this? Maybe they don't need the horse photo. horse fighter, maybe they need the hawk's fighter. So true, that's beautiful.

34:42What I will say to Ownya is, as someone who spends a lot of time on the crayons at the moment, because I've got a daughter. Of course. Crayons are hard, dude. You gotta give yourself some slack, because they are a hard tool to master, because it's really hard to work the lines. The thickness just changes like the fucking wind, and the fact that you've done that with the crayon is amazing. That's really good. I've been fucking with oil pastels recently. When you hit them right. That's nice, yeah. That is nice. Soft. So soft. You've never seen anything. See, babe. Have a good day, man. People sound enough. Yeah, all right. Love you, Seth. I got a lot of you love to see it here. And I want to thank everyone. Lay it on me, big dog. I want to thank everyone for their support in me shooting myself twice in my night. Oh, yeah. People really came through for you. Don't say, come through. Yeah, bad choice words. Bad choice words, bad choice words. One in particular, Tapa, Andalie. Hi, Andalie. She goes, I heard that you shot the bed twice. I heard that you lost five kilos in three days.

35:44Straight back on. And a bit of water, but. Yeah. Andalie says, you were me the same. I've had the same experience. Oh, no. I've lost 11 pounds in six days, which is about six kilos over. Yeah, because I think a pound is 1.2 kilos. Yeah, so. All the way. Oh, no. A pound is about 600 grams. 425 grams. 450. How many kilograms is 11 pounds? That is 4.9. 4.9. Well, that's not as much as I make. So that's fine. So it sounds like you were still a bit hard drive. Yeah, so Andalie goes, oh, we're both just survivors, you and me. We're both fucking copped it. Yep. You took away lost drug. I had chemo. We're pretty much the same. But for her to be going through chemo and go, same. I'm with you, bro. Oh, my God. Andalie, don't give him that satisfaction. That's what I was like. My love to see it is that Andalie is a fucking warrior.

36:45You just shoot yourself. Hey. And so true. I survived cancer earlier this year. Oh, you did, you did actually. Yes, you did. Cancer was found in your bow. Yeah. Did I tell you that I have to have another colonoscopy? How soon? In February. Every year? They were like, yeah, you've got to have another one. Don't forget. And I was like, oh, in ages, not in February. Which is not that far away. No, I have to do it once a year. And they go, yeah, it was in February. Yeah. Isn't that a while? I'm sorry. Anyway, yeah. So I might ask you for some advice. I won't give you advice. I'll just give you the medication. Yeah. You just try that. See how you go. What do you think was worse? Probably my mum dying. Yeah. Baby girl. Oh, she's eating something. No, she's just once a tension. Don't give it to her. Just try and pick her up under the table. Oh, this is so bad. Let's see. No, no. My God. My God. I actually got it. I actually got it. I knew you wanted to tell my bathroom. He can't even pick up a fucking doll.

37:45It's because of the table. I don't want to keep it here. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. How important is dog picking up in the process of telling a bathroom? Fuck you. They're unrelated. But still both important skills. My dad's great at tiling. Terrible dog picker upper. They're not related. A lot of Zach and race. It's just Zach. His name was Zach. A better sounds like race. He might mind. Zach was brown and gold and live with my Nana and Pa who were Hawthorn fans and would be devastated to him. Both dead. Yeah. Yeah. Not because of the loss. Oh, yeah. Should we have a sausage? Cause... Tobs did make those. He did, it'd be rude to... I mean, we already told him to go fuck himself and be rude to then not eat the sausages. He can actually... We've got an island going on. Fuck his hands, eh? Yeah, look at that. Hey, big boy. I might want to eat sausages and then suck your dick.

38:46If you tell me it's gonna be a joke. It's a sausage joke, yeah. And yeah. Yeah. Alright, well, you know what, you win time, you lose some, we lost mine. We did. Back next year. Back. And I know it's hard in the moment. Because of what you just said. Yeah. But I'm proud of the boys. Oh, I didn't know you'd bring it to that. They fucking had a crack. And that's all we can ask. One bullet of time. Absolutely. Alright, see you next year. Oh, tomorrow. Love you. You'll see tomorrow. Yeah. And if Bunnings want to jump on board, you've got two days to sign on. He's a real child. For a 24 hour lifestyle. If a real child is interested in something, maybe that would be good. No. Okay. Love you. I will accept a waterproofer. Because that feels like a legal sign off. Oh. I've seen someone who's watching the blog. The waterproofing is always like a pretty important. I reckon the curse you have about this though. Yeah. That's not in the curse, yes. Watch this face. I don't think it's a... It's probably not. Bye, everyone. I'd say not 100%. No, you know what I mean? Love you.

39:47Like 85% I don't think. Love you, see ya. Thanks for coming. Go Hawks. Bye. Oh, next year. Yeah. My phone now is every person in the world's testing. Oh, sorry, mate. Yeah. Love you. Bye. Thanks for being on this journey with us. Love you, bye. Love you, bye. Love you, bye.

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