
Wednesday Cares for Pikachu | Satisfying Bug Catching & Ear Cleaning
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Magic time, huh? Oh, my eye! It didn't go as planned. Let's see what's there. Huh? Perfect shot, but my body's gonna be mad. And got it back. Doesn't fit as good as it used to. Oh, he's my eye glitching. Oh, I shouldn't feel sorry, but he's so destroyed and lonely. Oh, burpika. Woo! Woo! Someone has melted Wednesday's stone cold hot. Gotta take care of it. Let's go! You do, you do. I'll take care of him from here. Oh, little thing I know. Oh, so many boxes. A little rat will have to look funny at home. I once tried worms and not a stacey as they look. A self-fighting bug there is no escape. Oh, I'll help my revenge. You can try too. What about now? Hit this! Ow, how dare you!
I actually might need it. Not the biggest fan of the yellow color, but it's yet to be so good. I wonder what had been through. Huh? Oh, I call it natural paint. Wanna hear? Want there? Are you ready? Let's go! Fire! Ah! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles, bubbles! Even I love them. Oh, a bath looks pretty full to me. Bigger is bath and time. Oh, so nice and warm. Oh, don't forget to rub my bath. They were gentle to me. What a relief. Just like after a massage. What is that for? Stuck in a hurt heart? Wow, let's get rid of it. I even like it. I'm lonely. Are we done? Wow, even better than I expected. Feels good, right?
Um, don't forget the ear check. Oh, right. Be careful this time. Let's see what's inside of your ears. Oh, I didn't expect that inside of your cup. Here we go. Let again be a conductor. What? No, 911. I'll save it myself. Bigger, you can trust me. And my sharp like knife nails. Slowly and carefully. You never know what other person is hiding inside. Oh, let's get deeper. Oh, feels different. Weird. Feel. Feel. Ah! Ah! Oh, what? It's time to finish me. Yeah, yeah. But Chris is going to put a bit of myself in his heart. Nothing crazy or creepy. I just want him to like me more.
Oh, I'm done here. Oh. Ha, ha, ha. Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Got a little good in front of Bika. Oh. Oh no. You're not going to get it back until I have all the money. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'll save you. Take it all just. Nice one. Catch. Bika. I'm so sorry. Bika, Bika. I'm so happy you're with me now. Oh, oh. Bika. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, I can't let him save his face not yet. No. A thing. Come on, girl. Last time saving you. What's going on? I hope he didn't notice.
So tired. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, wow. Good hit on the hat and makes up the mind. I wonder if yellow is actually Bika's favorite color. It's so yellow, I want a pink. Huh? Rib room. Oh, no. Oh, thing. I'm so sorry. Good. That thing brought the bow. That's some details and buckibos are done. Looks so real, but it's missing something. Or someone. Ah, ah, ah, ah. And, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, me. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Looks so much better. I got a bunch of this. I love that one. He's so cute here. Ah, ha, ha, ha.
Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah. Oh, come on. The delivery act. Ah, ah, ah. I'll destroy you. You better not get in my way. Time to make art out of trash. Start represents Bika Chu. Keep writing to my life like a star in the night. And some more, more, more. What does Bika say? Isn't it obvious Bika will like it? Ah, ah, ah. Light it up. Do do do do do do do do. Oh, come here. Huh, I just wanted to party. I have an interesting idea. I can help. Yeah. Oh, easy. Let's proceed with the next step. Just for some glitter ball. The more, the better. And now let's add Bika's favorite color.
He will be obsessed with the result. I know. Now, mix, mix, mix. Oh, it looks so satisfying. Nice consistency. Hmm, sorry, V. Intrusive thoughts are taken over. No. A thing. Oh, here. Look what you have done. Oh, actually, it's even better. Luckily, I'm a genius. Have you ever heard of critical thinking? It's all about small secret things. Cover it more and more. The bigger eyes, the better. What a little face. A bear in here. You are so cute. Don't forget to pop the balloon. That was left inside. Wow. Time to set it up. Light it up. Looks amazing. But it's missing ears. Oh. Huh? Oh, a sum twist.
Let's place them right here. Oh, yay. Huh? How is it so dusty? Hang over here. I have an idea. Please, again. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. What am I? Dust will be afraid. Yeah. Oh. Oh. I guess it's enough. Oh. No, that's too bad. Blame them on top of each other like a yoga mat. And let's start the lesson. Home. You know, Shipper. Here's my teacher. We only need half. Oh, nice. Doesn't remind you of anything yet. And if I tap this bout. Now you see it. Looks so comfy and goes good with the rest.
Some pocket balls to remind him of home. Add a fix of us together. Oh. No, Bigger. What? I'm starving. How do you leave this? No, he's probably hungry. Oh. What's that smell? Step aside. Woohoo! Oh. What have you done, thing? Have you? Oh, wow. It's perfect. Shape is exactly what I need. Now I'll cover it with homemade lemon cream. Everyone likes cakes. There is nothing better to eat when you're hungry. Oh. I'm almost done. Now get to make it smooth. Like Bigger's perfect face. Oh. What do you think? Hi, scotchet. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Pretty creative way to decorate a cake, right?
Oh. Looks amazing. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Finally. It's Wednesday. I will have one. Looks yummy. I'm so hungry. Oh. You can have one. It's so cute. Oh. I love you. I love you. Don't look. Surprise. Oh. I always want one. Be careful. Go. Go. Go. Woohoo. Woohoo. Woohoo. Go. Go. Woohoo. Woohoo. Oh. Hey. I got you something. Thank you. Oh. Oh. She's a fool. Wednesday. I prepared something special for you. Oh. Oh. I have nothing to give him in return. Looks like dross, Charlie.
I can think of something. Huh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Who is she? Woo. Ah. Ah. Take my eyes. Oh. Looks cool. Let's see what I have. Oh. Also a cap. Let's put an eye here. I can shape an azzoring. And a finishing touch. Speaker. I also prepared something for you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Ergot was a great dinner. Ewww. Whoa! Whoa! That? Who is she? Oh! I remember. Speaker. I love you, boo. Why? I hate you. Ooo. Ooo!
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