You’ll Never Be At This Table

0:00Oh yeah, yeah, there it is. Alright. How long you were going with that one, man? I mentioned it last show. I like to milk that sucker. You know what I mean? You got to milk the teeth, right? That's how it works, man. Get the people wanting it. Waiting for it, sweating. I remember seeing the other day Nick Fuentes had like one of his before show promo videos rolling. Some were like three hours before he even went live. He goes live like one in the morning and he was like at 10 o'clock at night. He had some promo video going like a hype video. So we got a, I'm going to talk to the production crew here.

1:02We need to get ourselves a hype video, like a three hour hype video, you know what I'm saying? So people, yeah, those guys, then they go live for like days at a time, right? Yeah, Nick Fuentes. Well, every day they go live. Like I, you know, I think has sound pike or Nick Fuentes, plovuncular, all these guys. I think they all do, you know, live streams all day. Some of these guys I think, I think that clavicle, he walks around with a camera crew and goes every day. I think he's like Truman show. That is, you know, it's more ed TV than Truman show. That TV was cool. Like Maddie McConaughey, you know. Right. Yeah. Well, it was hip, but what I'm saying is ed TV was more like the, all right, we're going to sign you up. Crews going to follow you around. You live your life, but it's all documented on screen. Whereas Truman show, that might be more closer to our actual reality.

2:07We're all being watched through our guests, all times and almost like maybe our lives are being scripted or even directed by a grand director or puppeteers behind the scenes. Call them illuminati if you want. Bill Gates. I imagine of Goldblum or Jeff Goldblum is character like a, isn't that the Ant Man? Oh, right. He's like the master of the universe. Is that Ant Man? I, I think so. What am I thinking of? No, I think you're right, actually, or no, maybe that was Hulk or no, it was when the, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Thor, man. That was with Thor. That movie was all bright, actually. Kind of ridiculous. You know, all, I, I just, I think I'd like to, because of Jeff Goldblum, that might be the only reason I've a fond memory of that movie.

3:07Oh, yeah. I think it was cool with the fighting of the Hulk versus Thor. That was pretty kick-ass, but then I don't really remember much else. I think I had like a, that's when we started getting the black, less, less, less, and less beans are the star of the movie. There was, oh, right, right, because like that witch came back. Right. Oh, yeah. Kill, forge, dad or no. Yeah. Right, right. Yeah. I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, and light just like a, oh, I go. Oh, I go. All right, I just asked, I was about to ask, because I changed some settings there. And let me see here. What are we doing now? That was crazy. All right, good. Back, back to normal now though. Back to normal. Back to normal. All right, all right. Yeah, that's excellent. And I was trying to get rid of that echo, the echo suppression, if you wills, you know. I'm using a new platform here, Ish. So there might be, we might be rolling through some different things, but all right, man.

4:11Let's see here, Mike. I'm coming through good on your side though. I signed up. I signed up. All right. I'm coming through me. Touching ourselves all together now, all together. Well Mike, we're here. It's Sunday. We did like a, a quickie on Monday, because I wasn't Chicago and then I flew back late. And so here I am now almost still jet lagged. It's kind of crazy how I never really bounced back all week, exhausted the entire time up until now. And then I'm, did you catch any of the, the craziness this week where you attuned to the news? I was a little out of it unfortunately, but I saw something about Greenland. I guess we own it now. Yeah. Did we just take over Greenland? Uh, yeah. Now we own Greenland apparently that's from what I understand. I guess promises made promises kept. Yeah, man. I would have brother, he worked on our deficit and our, our debt, but hey, I guess Greenland's

5:15is cool. Well, from what I understand, the Greenland is very important from a, a strategy perspective. I, I, I get it. But uh, yeah, I guess we own it or we're protecting it. Right. No, yes. Is it Puerto Rico now? It is basically not Puerto Rico. No, they're saying locally in Greenland that Trump lost in that Greenland one or the, the Kingdom of Greenland or Denmark, if you will. I think it's Denmark. Is that right? The Kingdom of Denmark. Right. They own it. So, uh, let's see here, Trump stated on truth social that we now own it and they're saying no, we just signed an agreement, but we haven't actually signed anything yet apparently. Nothing signed, nothing official, but they're claiming that we now have permanent control over the security of Greenland and the passage through the Arctic. He's such like a, he's such a funny guy because he's like, it's forever.

6:19It's a forever, it's a forever, but like how many, how many kingdoms of the past had forever, you know, are we still honoring packs of like the Spartans, you know, right? It's just words on paper, you know? Well, you know, maybe he knows he might, he might know maybe that, yeah, it's for the 30% who are still hardcore mag, rocking those red hats. Not very popular to rock the red hats anymore. Let's see if I can share a picture without throwing the whole system into whack. We are working with New Tech these days here at the Dudeman podcast, but yeah, Nito welcomes the Greenland deal and Trump says it gives us permanent security control and the Trump Suns, they tweeted out a picture of, you know, basically the US flag owning Greenland and Alaska and North America, we're basically surrounding Canada.

7:23I think we're going to take Canada at this point. They're saying this is ultimate strategy around basically owning the entire Western hemisphere. You know, this is Trump, you know, I mean, it's a dick size between him and his son and law now. You bought a piece of it. Oh, I bought right. Yes. You're a move, Kushner in the Rothschild. That's what it is. Yeah. All right. Good call. I like your style there. One island versus the other. I'm down with us owning Greenland. I think we should just outright take it over. Maybe the, you know, they haven't signed anything. There's no paperwork. They're supposed to pass something through the parliament. I don't know how they do things in these kingdoms and what have you at this point. I think we own it. And for me, I think this is part of the general strategy going on with shoring up land control

8:24and global control. And I've been saying it for a long, long time now, but it finally sneakily came out or was quietly admitted. I didn't see a lot of people really talking a lot about it, but let's see here. I'm getting jammed up on subscriptions galore, man, subscriptions, but we got space weapons, man. We got lasers and space, bro. I didn't read the article. Somebody would pull it up. You know, I was trying to pull it up and it got jammed on me. I'm using a different search engine here, unfortunately. Yeah, I think something happened. I hit a paywall or something. I just didn't read it. I don't know if it was. I like how we do things here on the show paywall. That's it. I'm not even going to check it out. It's information. How the elite get past the regular folk out there 100% yeah, they just put it behind the paywall.

9:25$2. Yeah, they know you won't read it. Let's see here. I'm trying to get later on. I ordered a $40 pizza on ProPo. Try people priorities. Oh, man, we're trying to not jam up my internet because I live in the slowest internet speed of the country here. And I cut my cough. Of course, there he goes. Perfect. Yeah, Adios Mike. See you in the next realm there. He'll come back. We'll see how that works out. But in the meantime, it was confirmed this week the US has deployed space weapons. And let's see if he's in. There he is in like Flint. I think he's going to have to do some weird things and dance around something or other. I don't know why it takes all this extra time. But speaking on Monday, Air Force Secretary Troy Mank claimed that we have, and this is

10:33why I love the article by the way, Mike, it made me think of you in our conversation from last week. Troy Mank said that we have weapons quote, on orbit, not in orbit, on orbit. So I assume this guy's from Jersey or New York, right? It's got to be an East Coast fellow. We have space weapons on orbit that are necessary to safeguard the US from hostile action from our foreign adversaries. They did not detail the capabilities or the specifications behind what we're capable of. They are kind of saying that we have kinetic and non-kinetic means to disrupt, degrade, and or destroy adversarial capabilities on an offensive and a defensive use. They have without explicitly fully saying it claimed that we have space lasers in space, empty. But they're not owned by the Jews. Right. That's it. They were building the air control by a company on that.

11:36But they're not. Space lasers. Not Jewish space lasers right on the money. So on orbit, that is the dumbest thing I ever heard. I don't know. Literally it was quoted on orbit. I forgot. Yeah, he said on the orbit. So well, maybe he's confirming the flat earthers out there. Maybe, you know what I'm saying? Maybe it's an on orbit situation. Maybe we're on a plane. Well, you know, it could be on, isn't it? You're on an orbit. I think the whole flat earth theory floats around the idea we're on the top of a turtle shell. If I'm not mistaken, isn't that where I'm this? Well, the whole, the whole grandtastic turtle. Yeah. Is your a tarned. Right. Excuse me. Right. Right. Exactly. Good call. I forgot that element of it. But yeah, so space lasers, they say we have equipment that could disrupt, you know, audio

12:37communication satellite communications and all that jazz. I've been saying it since day one, man, on this show, have I not that what we depend on more than anything is our space superiority and supremacy. We dominate space, man. We've had weapons up there since that's why the space race ended in the 70s. It didn't end with Neil Armstrong floating and planting that flag on the moon and all that jazz and hitting the golf balls and the space, dude, buggy, no dude, it happened when we started putting up the weapons up there and we gave a little phone call to China and to Russia and said, you guys can stop trying. We have nukes up there now. It's over. Nukes on the moon or floating. I like the idea of these things floating around. There was this alleged story that has kind of come out of the whole Elon Musk documentary that he's trying to sue to stop, which one of his girlfriends and their alleges that he claimed that Trump had the election in 2024 in the bag because Elon was behind it all

13:39and he had, quote, 10,000 lasers in space. So we've been hearing a lot of talk about lasers in space over the last few years. I'm a big fan of it. I've been saying we've had it for a long time. I think that's why China and Russia don't really mess with us in general. Interesting tech. Nice. All right. And I mean, you're down. So Trump is saying this is all part of the golden dome that he's doing, you know, with the golden dome defense that were allegedly employing a safeguard us from, I think not just terrestrial adversaries, but also, you know, some potential extra terrestrial adversaries that could be floating around in the outer space there. I'm still not 100% sure what outer space is. I'm going to be totally honest. When you're younger, you feel very convinced from the education that you know everything about all around you, the cosmos and everything smaller. But as we've gone on through time, it seems like we know probably nothing about what's going

14:43on all around us. Neil deGrasse was on the TV. On podcast. All right, man. Very nice. Great, great. Listen, did he had a actually, I had to really appreciate his take on the whole Katie Perry in them going to space. I'm really on the edge of my seat for this one actually. Neil deGrasse Tyson talking Katie Perry in space with the Ovan. This is fantastic. Yeah, when they went on the Jeff Bezos' thing with the four or five women, whatever, I still think it happened. Well, he was saying that like, it is technically space, but they didn't really go to space. They just kind of went past a certain line. But then he was saying that like, you know, when airplanes first came out, first it was the test pilots, right? Yeah, man. The engineers and everything. And then who did you put in it? The celebrities to promote it, to get recognition, to get people talking about it.

15:45And he's like, it makes sense that that's what you would do with these rockets too. That was interesting. That's interesting take. You know, so, and it did. Everybody's like, and look, we're talking about it. Me and you right now in this podcast. It's like, yeah, that did get everybody talking about it. It made people a little more interested in space, brought money. You know what I mean? I don't know. It's got a lot of mockery. And I personally think that you'd get more fanfare and television and viewers if you probably put a monkey in a space suit again and shout them up there. That would be awesome. Wouldn't we all be way more into the monkey going into space now versus Katy Perry? Monkey, a monkey is more interesting than Katy Perry in my book. I probably know more of his songs. But the truth being is that they didn't go into space.

16:59The truth, they really did just kind of float in the upper atmosphere. I am almost thinking the dude who, that red bull guy who jumped out of the space elevator or whatever. Remember that guy? Yeah. That's why the distance. They went twice the distance of red bull guy. Yeah. Twice as high. But it was a 30 minute round trip. Yeah. It doesn't pass the sniff test for me still. Even today. But even he was saying that that's what gets most people's. Nobody's like 30 minutes. You're back on the ground. That's nice. No. Space is like you're eating marees. You know, I'm eating like paste for a couple days, you know? Right. Yeah. I mean, you know, you got to pee in the tube. I think having to go into the bathroom in space is the official you've been in space. Wow. Going to the bathroom. Yeah. That's kind of like you've at least done an or very. It's very primal because you're like marking your territory, but like that's like pissing

18:03in your lawn. Yeah. Absolutely. It's not really yours until you've pissed in it. Now, when you pee into the gizmo, do they, does it flush out into space? Do we pump the, the fecal matter and all that or? Of course. I think they store it. They store it in there. Yeah. Remember that the Martian movie he used the poop for the potatoes. That's right. Reminded of a couple of years ago when for political purposes, only Joe Biden's administration refused to bring back those two stranded astronauts. Remember how funny that was? Not funny for the funny for us. It was hilarious for us. It was great for podcasters. And I think I recall there being a major toilet mishap on that whole thing. Was that the toilet malfunction or was that taken from a plumber? There's always. That's right. Yes. I feel like I might be conflating some of our recent space disasters. Didn't they send up a couple people and then the toilet went haywire and then they had to bring the chick back and all this, all this weird stuff.

19:06Yeah. See it too much goes on. Ultimately, in the end, it's always just people in front of a green screen. And we always catch the glitches and then they just cut transmission and send them back to earth. Right. That's usually what happens with that stuff. It's a very serious stuff, man. But Mike, good times, head by all. We had quite the week this week on top of the space lasers, which I personally find to be the most interesting thing out there. But everybody got their panties all up in a bunch over the Trump kicking out the CNN, Miz now and Politico from the White House press room. So hilarious, dude. I thought this was great stuff because I don't think it was that long ago. They were literally censoring the president of the United States from social media. Oh, I was only six years ago. I personally was censored from all social media, kicked off a YouTube Twitter back when it was Twitter before Elon took it over.

20:09And now all of a sudden, he kicks out. I think it's CNN, Miz now and Politico. Everybody very upset about it. There was a clip of Obama going around where he's doing the deep leg cross and clutching his pearls about all this first amendment nonsense. And then it was only maybe 10 years ago when he was musing kicking facts news out of the White House because they didn't consider that legitimate. Well, that's what's going to happen now. Now it's every president's going to come in and kick up the other people's news. Right. I think Trump didn't go far enough. Trump should kick out facts and all these everybody on cable kick him out. All legacy media and only allow podcasters and alt media in there from Greg. Greg Carl from both sides. Absolutely, dude. And look, you'll still get the biased coverage. But you know, we at least at this point know who to follow, right?

21:10You know, Nick Fuentes, FBI, Tucker Carlson is the CIA, Ben Shapiro, Mossad. We know already. We know. It's already written in stone, who's who at this point. But everybody very upset about Trump and the fact that he's destroying the first amendment and kicking out these legacy media establishments from the White House. Did you see that new protest? Now they're all like protesting. They did a human chain around the Kennedy Center. Bro, he's not like he's there with the bulldozer. I don't understand their obsession with the Kennedy Center. I actually, to be totally honest, don't know what they do there and why it was such a big deal to be with. Frank, it doesn't matter. He's going to put his name on it. He's a historical building. Frank, he's a dictator. This is what Trump, this is what Hitler did. Right. Okay.

22:11It doesn't matter what it is if Hitler wanted to put his name on it, we got to protect it. Right. From Hitler to... Oh, it's crazy. You don't understand anything. I think I always forget the Hitler element of it. You know what I mean? That the Hitler part plays a huge role in all of this. So reporters from CNN, Miz now and Politico were denied White House access on Saturday after Trump announced on Friday via truth social that he was banning all three outlets for being, quote, fake news. And let's see here, White House reporters, I don't know who these people are from all of those three publications, not allowed. They had their press passes confiscated and their badges deactivated when they arrived for work on Saturday. That's rough. They are CNN called the ban an illegal assault on constitutional press rights, Miz now

23:11and Politico pledged to defend First Amendment rights and continue covering the administration. Legal experts in the ACLU have argued viewpoint-based exclusion from generally open White House facilities would likely violate the First Amendment. Trump said the move was a response to cumulative coverage and warned other outlets could follow them. So I could see Fox News actually being next on his list, naming a few. Trump said to beware New York Times and Washington Post as examples of fake news. He's coming for you guys next. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Nobody gets their news from these jackass organizations anymore, either way, man. So it doesn't even matter. But in the meantime, can we get the view off TV and get all the late night shows off TV at this point? You know, I've said like, Jimmy's gone right. There was a report this week that Jimmy Kimmel will be off the air.

24:12They're not going to resign his contract following, I think it ends in the fall or spring of 2027. I'm not mistaken. So, you know, by the time the 2028 election comes around, I'm almost positive. None of the late night shows will be on TV anymore. The chance the view won't be on TV. I wonder what takes their place though. It can be a podcast. Well, no, yeah, dude. So have you turned into Ms. Now or CNN recently? Like they have huge hours where it's two people with microphones and headphones on. On the way they're turning it into podcasts basically. I mean, yeah. They're trying so hard. And then of course, with 2028, and I'm going to, I'm going to get back to this, but I think it's really funny that they're trying really hard to connect to people via legacy media and this media hybrid with podcasts that Newsom and Jake Tapper thought it'd be a really great idea to showcase their manliness.

25:14Mike, they're just regular guys. This is fly fishing, hanging out, man. Just a couple of days. Oh, it's so funny. Look at what Newsom's wearing. I don't know. Just thinking that I don't know a single man. They would wear that shirt. That's a really good one. That's a really good one. I'm trying to inflate to look like a working class guy. That is so lame, dude. Look at this man. Hilarious stuff. Regular dudes got the hat on the shirt. Yeah. Yeah. Jake Tapper had to eventually, you know, apologize for his forecasting technique, allegedly, but super funny. They're struggling to connect to the regular people and that, again, I've never seen guys that go fly fishing. They don't look that clean. I just want to freshen up. I went fly fishing three months ago. Yeah, I go over here. It's nothing like that. Well, you don't wear a black swage.

26:15You know, what kind of shirt was he wearing there? You know what I'm saying? Like he looked ridiculous. But again, that's Jake Tapper's CNN sponsored podcast that he does where he, he strips back the veneer of the studio and the suit and he connects with people in their setting. This is his statement. He's connecting with Gavin and Gavin setting because we know Gavin Newsom. On the fly fishing. Like not the, not the French laundry guy buying 12,000 $400 bottles of wine. You know, he's a fly fishing guy, man. That's what he does in his free time. He's already lost the election in 2028 with this fly fishing video. This is Tim Waltz with the shotgun when he couldn't load the shotgun. I do it. Are you he, when he told the room full of black people that he's just like dumb because he can't read that's what he lost the election. This guy's a fool.

27:15But Tapper had to go out there and defend this ridiculous interview. They don't have to like about Trump. He never did that shit, right? You never once saw him at the Iowa fair eating a corn dog. You know, no, absolutely not. He was not. I'm a rich guy from New York. This is why you should vote for me. Yes. You know what I'm saying? That's the authenticity wins every time. The pandering. You never saw that with Trump. One of my favorite videos from the last election cycle is when he showed up to that all black female conference and Camila was supposed to also be there and Camila didn't show up. And then the lady spent the first like three minutes just berating Trump and and destroying his credibility. And so then he just went on a full on tirade. Remember that? And he's just like, first of all, you brought me here.

28:15You start late. You disrespect me with all this stuff. You know, like just pure authentic zero pandering. You know, that's why people put on a black scent. You know what I mean? He just fucking stayed the old rich white guy from New York. He's been there as whole like so funny. Absolutely. Absolutely. Totally opposite of that weirdo Jacob Frey in Minnesota who was almost throwing up and his mouth trying to stomach that some molly food in that video we watched. He was like, I was supposed to discuss like food. I was discussing. Yeah. Oh, but Jake Tapper had to go around then and defend this podcast he did with Gavin Newsom because it immediately got a lot of flack online rightfully. So and so Jake Tapper, you're right though. He should have done French laundry. Gavin, do a video where you're at the French laundry. Yes. With all these fucking oil tycoons and everybody that I know you hang out with on a regular basis for sure. And then do it where like everybody else freezes, but then you speak to the camera.

29:18Wow. Yes. You'll never be at this table. But I will vote for me. I might get you a piece. You know, that would win me over. Get me up man. I can fix your PR. That's how you win people over. You know what I mean? A little honesty, right? You know, I'm saying just be straight with us. You're drinking an old style right now. You'll never be at this table. You're a dirty disgusting plumber. Let me take care of this. This is my world. I was born into it. Oh man. Dude, you're right on the money. And also like Jake Tapper, you know, do your interview. Do a private dinner at French laundry, you and Gavin sipping a $1,400 wine and eating hors d'oeuvres. We can't even pronounce. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying Bill Margis walked in. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

30:21Seriously, dude, just like give us the real deal. Be authentic Gavin Newsom. You know what? You're a rich fat cat, Aletus, who was born into this world, man. Be honest about it. And get the fuck out of here. You know what I mean? You go to like private lakes that we're not allowed in. Yes. Yeah. Exactly, dude. Absolutely. He actually just got caught. I think it was Saturday night. It was hilariously all over the news. Gavin Newsom can't catch a break, I guess. I'm gonna give him a little bit less shade because he's constantly getting the shit. Kick catch a break. He was only born rich and good. Fucking asshole. We cry for him. Let's see here. We got Gavin enjoying a Hollywood dinner during this paramount drama that's going on. There's some deal with paramount. They're threatening to leave LA and all this stuff.

31:22So Gavin was seen hobnapping and whining and dining with Toby McGuire, Leo de Caprio and Robert De Niro, you know, just small time celebrities Mike. Yeah, man, exactly. That's crazy. That's a casual Saturday night for Gavin Newsom hanging out with Leo de Caprio and Robert. I know. I'm sure they went fly fishing before dinner, Frank. Not Robert De Niro. He had to give a speech about Trump. So crazy. But in the meantime, Tapper had to go save face for that whole Gavin Newsom thing. And in the midst of it, kind of decided he had to actually defend Gavin Newsom and his ilk. And by ilk, I mean, the Democratic governors of America during 2020 and their decisions to not only unilaterally lock down the country without Trump's first approval, but also to maintain the lockdowns going on well into Biden.

32:26And you can, you could blame Trump or Biden or whoever you want or Fauci, but at the end of the day, locally speaking, it came down to these governors who were listening and co-towing to the demands of the teachers unions because the teachers just didn't want to go back to work. They kept keeping everything shut down, especially the schools up until 2023. Kids were still not going to school. It was ridiculous. I think too, like it's one of those were like, of course, the rich and the elites, they went along with it because their kids were in school. What better advantage you can give to your kids than they go, they continue on and these other poor kids, they take a year or two off. Yes. That's it. That's it. You just set your kids up for life. Absolutely, man. I mean, it's not just that it was the greatest wealth transfer in modern human history, but also we held back a couple generations of kids, but not all of the elites, the one percent.

33:26They kept rolling along, man. They're doing just fine. Absolutely. And probably open and normal. Let's put that cap down. They weren't doing that. You know what I'm saying? I was doing the bullshit. The bubbles. I mean, even with the schools that did open, the psychological damage of the social distancing, which was complete bullshit in a total lie, just happened to come to Tony Fowdy. I can't. Mine wanted it. God spoke it into his brain. I got a sandwich. God's not speaking to him. In that cockamimi ridiculous fly fishing video, Gavin Newsom did acknowledge that he may have maybe made some mistakes in the government response to the COVID-19 lockdowns at page. That's right. How about you, Gavin? As we get closer closer to 2028, you're going to see more people like AOC walk him back the woke and people like Newsom walked back their decisions during COVID.

34:29Like no, we'd never locked it down. We held it down. We locked it down for a little bit. We could get a recommendation to the what funding the police. I never said, do you follow the police? We love the cops man. The walk you're back. Do everything. Everything. What, George Floyd? You talking about that criminal, George Floyd? You're going to start hearing that pretty soon. I'm going to do this. I never set a boy.