Daily Shower Thoughts
Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupray
Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musingsProduced daily!Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.Produced by Klassic Studios.
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The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 24 more...
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An orgasm is easier to fake than a sneeze | + 28 more...
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We pretend to make babies to feel good | + 28 more...
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Marketing is attempted mind control. | + 24 more...
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If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch. | + 26 more...
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You’re a character in many people's stories. | + 26 more...
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Too many people don't like the people they love. | + 27 more...
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Sound can travel through anything except nothing. | + 27 more...
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Cats probably think we are cleaning our ice cream | + 25 more...
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We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 26 more...
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Satire only works when everyone is equally smart | + 25 more...
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Some dogs understand English better than others | + 25 more...
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Somewhere out there is a raccoon washing a cheeto | + 28 more...
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Someone came up with the concept of concepts | + 27 more...
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When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 24 more...
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Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 28 more...
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Everybody likely has a murderer ancestor | + 27 more...
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Drowning is kinda like being buried alive. | + 25 more...
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Someone has probably farted so hard they died. | + 27 more...
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Being dead is the same as before you were born. | + 25 more...
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Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an island | + 25 more...
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Shorter people can hide boogers better. | + 25 more...
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People constantly leave behind a trail of warmth | + 24 more...
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Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 27 more...
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Teleportation in SciFi always has almost zero lag | + 24 more...
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The vast, vast majority of books are textbooks. | + 25 more...
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Nobody is normal if you know them well enough. | + 28 more...
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Razed and raised are opposites of one another. | + 27 more...
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On average 6 to 8 people die between your blinks. | + 28 more...
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Your dog licked their balls, and then your face. | + 25 more...
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The Earth's average elevation is below sea level. | + 25 more...
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It is impossible to act without self interest. | + 24 more...
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Even bands with only one fan, still have a #1 fan | + 27 more...
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Music might be the only universal language | + 27 more...
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beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 28 more...
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The word 'monosyllable' has five syllables in it. | + 25 more...
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Most of our litter will be artifacts in 100 years | + 28 more...
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Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 27 more...
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People constantly leave behind a trail of warmth | + 25 more...
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Every message is a message from a dying person. | + 24 more...
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You buy trash bags just to throw them away. | + 27 more...
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When you jump up and down, you don’t jump down. | + 25 more...
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Pregnant women are technically body builders | + 28 more...
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Everyone smells if you sniff hard enough. | + 25 more...
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Sound can travel through anything except nothing. | + 27 more...
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When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug. | + 26 more...
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Saturday is the least insulted day of the week | + 26 more...
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Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 25 more...
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The Queen saw over a third of US history. | + 26 more...
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Fertilizers made form cow manure are bullshit. | + 26 more...
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