Louis CK: A Joke About Weather

0:00I don't like this shit. People talk in here? You don't know them? What the fuck is that? I don't like that. I was at a red light one, so I'm just waiting to walk across the street. It's a lady next to me and she goes, it's a beautiful day. I said, shit the fuck up. I don't know you. I don't know you. Don't speak to me. And also, no, it isn't. It's just the sun is out. Every time the sun is out, people are like, it's a beautiful day. And you're supposed to go, shit, I know. It gives a fuck about a sunny day. There's trillions of them. Are you not used to that? Girl, the fuck up. When you go in your house, you turn the lights on. Oh, look at that. The lamps. It's not beautiful about a sunny day. Not to me anymore. I've lived too long to give a fuck about a sunny day.

1:05I like a day that's dramatic. I like a dark day. I like a terrible day. I like when you open the door and you're like, whoa, fuck. And you go back inside and reassess. I like when you go out at noon and it looks like 740 pm. I love it. I love bad weather. I love freezing rain as my favorite weather. When they say freezing rain, because that means it could have snowed. It was cold enough. But this guy was like, yeah, fuck you, touch something. Fuck it. Merry Christmas, you piece of shit. That's how it feels. A freezing rain in early March. I love it. You know why I love it? Because of the way people behave on days like that. They walk around like this, like, fuck. They don't bother you. They just, they might go like, yeah. And that makes me love them, you know?

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