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0:00This episode is brought to you by Nordstrom. For 125 years, Nordstrom has been part of your story. The stylist who found the perfect outfit for your big interview. The first pair of walking shoes for your one-year-old. The tomato soup you shared with your sister at the cafe. These are the moments that make Nordstrom. Nordstrom. Bigger a small? We're here for all of it. Celebrating 125 years with new moments still add. Discover it all in NordstromStores and at Nordstrom.com. Push your limits, train with precision, see the results. At Equinox, that's high performance loving. Everything you need to lock in and unlock your potential at Equinox. Start today at Equinox.com. To watch episodes of Financial Auditor Week earlier, check us out on YouTube. In general, how's your relationship? I run this shit like a ****ing army. Get up. Yeah, I **** work really well. You're putting them down. You say you don't respect him. You say he's not a man because she does not respect you. No, she does not like that's crazy.

1:02I've been in control of his finances since high school. You're **** groomed. You're stuck. She's abusive. That is always starting shit. Why? Who the **** are you? If I were having a cook clean, I'm having to take care of the job. My daughter, I'm having to control all the schedules. Book appointment. Funny. That's to say at home mom, you ****. He's lazy. He's working seven hours a week. Aren't you sick of wondering where your money is going? That ends today. The new dollar wise is live on your phone and now on the web as well. And to celebrate the web launch, we're giving you 20% off. 12 months of dollar wise, normally 99, 99 for only 79, 99, 99. Feeling competitive? The referral games are live. Refer friends. Earn real money and maybe win a trip to visit me here in the studio. But hurry, this deal won't last forever. Click the link in the description below and see the new dollar wise for yourself. I want you to be on the next episode of Financial Outlet right here in Austin, Texas. If you think you have interesting finances,

2:03with an interesting personality or a story or a life or relationship, I will personally pay you to take time off of work, fly you down to Austin, get you personal transportation, a hotel, food, and we'll have a great time hanging out. Go to katelapamber.com slash apply or click that link in the description below. Hi, I'm Brittany. I'm 23 years old. I'm Kyle. I'm 25 from Lansing, Michigan. And this is Financial Outlet. Guys, welcome down to Austin. I escaped my home world of Kalamazoo. Maybe you guys can escape Lansing at some point. Okay. Hey, happy to have you down here. Brittany, what do you do for living in Lansing, Michigan? I am a stay-home mom and professional codler. Mom, we don't speak like that in Michigan. Why the f*** are you speaking like that? You professional color? Yeah. Are you able to wrap that around someone? Uh, yeah. Uh-oh. Thanks, suffocation. Okay. Right back at you. Really? Yeah. Really? Are we, seriously? Bring that out. Go ahead. Yeah, bring that out. Yeah. Are we going to really throw the, yeah?

3:04Right back at me? Yeah, right back at you. This girl's got some long arms. I wish I had long arms like she does. Girl, I know what I got. I absolutely could. Yeah. I know what I got. And it ain't that. We both are not on the same level. Okay. That's what I make felt fun of fat people above my fat now. Okay. I leave the fats in my fat level alone. We're the same amount of fat. That's fine. That's crazy. I'm sorry. That's crazy. Yeah. Like I don't actually dislike, like I'm just roasted. Yeah, I'm not even like, but like that's crazy. Kyle. What's up? A fan of the thickness? Fan of that. Uh, a little bit of a feeder. And jiggle physics for sure. Okay. Well, what do you do, Kyle, for a living? A factory. Factory. No. I work the streets. Huh? I close down traffic control. Close down. Oh my god. So you actually the dude with the sign. Yeah.

4:04Stop slow. Yeah. Okay. He's that asshole. But now this is an asshole move. I just assumed like it had to be the most guy on the crew. Oh, no. I always call him that. No, no. Yeah. Just as dangerous as anybody else. I mean, I have 20 feet from the car. Minimum responsibility. Yeah. Compared to every one else. Okay. What do you make from that position? It needs to be money, man, because stay at home with, especially with all that that's eaten in the household. It's 18 base pay. Okay. 18 base pay. Yeah. Okay. Well, how many hours a week are we working? Flexuates. Um, average body. I can either go from 40 hours to average, which is what I asked. 65. A week. Yeah. That's incredible. I mean, you have to be working hard. Because again, that is not the best hourly income to support a dual triple income household. Yeah.

5:04I mean, sorry. Um, sorry. What? I triple. It was a fat joke. I'm sorry. I'm, I'm, let me leave you alone. I love you. I don't hate you yet. I'm just roasting you. That's okay. Okay. Okay. So very good. What's that breakdown to per paycheck basis? What is the paycheck cycle? Like 1100 a week. Okay. No. No. Oh. No. No. Okay. Why are you disagreeing? Why would you know a different number? Because you don't know his finances. Okay. Now, you might not know the finances of the household, but you should at least know your. What you said. Did. Well, 65 hours is 1100 a week. That's not his normal anymore. It used to be. Anymore. What happened? They've started cutting hours. Can you not do that anymore? Hiring too many things forever. Okay. Hiring. Yeah, they're happy. Because they don't want to give you overtime. Are you getting overtime? No, getting overtime. Barely. Are you getting overtime when you get overtime though? Yeah. When you work over. So they probably just want to hire more people

6:04so they don't have to pay for overtime. Yes. It's not unfair. Yeah. It's kind of the market that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Well, if he doesn't know. No. And you tell me what is he making on average per paycheck? Average. He's been bringing in about 850 to 900. That's a week. Yes. Okay. Well, we'll call it 875. 875 times 52 divided by 12. The thing is, I mean, not not the, no, certainly for your age, everything. Definitely not the worst. If we're talking household. It sucks. Like that's a lot. Yeah. There's like nothing for like leftover after we're paid pretty much. If you said, did you say stay at home mom or just stay at home with wife? So I must stay at home wife. Yeah. Not mom? Well, I am a mom and a wife. Oh, you're a mom. Yes. Okay. It would be stay at home mom then because like why don't you need to be a stay at home wife? It was not kids. Yeah. Because you were obviously clearly going to work because we're not making much money here at 3,791. I want to go.

7:05Yeah. I want to go back to work. Okay. So the kids or the kids? Yeah. I have a nine month old girl. Yeah. I have a nine month old girl. And then I have custody of my cousin. Okay. Okay. Cool. Nine month old. How old is the kid? And does the cousin and does the cousin live with you guys? Uh, nine month old. He's 16. And 16. Very good. Are you? Yeah. Well, yeah. So the 16 year old will be out of there pretty soon. How long will you be affording to pay bills? It's crazy. Two kids and then you both wear. Where? We keep using cash app after pay. That's the only way that we can make ends meet. Okay. With a 16 month old. I mean, why aren't we taking? I know. I mean, I know Michigan relatively. I know you can take advantage of some services, daycares and that kind of stuff. Yeah. Pretty free stuff. And then you can go just work. Yeah. Well, for the state, um, I mean, I haven't tried. So I haven't tried to do, um, like with the state where you get help, um, with child care.

8:05Um, why? I just, well, what the fuck? I enjoy staying home with the one. You enjoy staying at home. Yeah. That home's not going to exist. You're putting everything on after pay. Yeah. Well, I, I enjoy taking care of my nine month old. Congratulations. You're not taking care of them when you lose your house. Instead of somebody else that's taking care of my child and making me to be a deadbeat mom or and you'll be in deadbeat mom by making them lose the roof over their head. That's how this works. No. That is the most important thing. I'm taking care of my child's and now when they lose the roof. I'm being a tradwife. Rad. Yeah. Yeah. I'm being a trad. As a traditional to lose your house. No. Because you will. You're putting everything on after pay. How long does it take? I've had people lose their apartments and houses multiple times on this show. We've made it this long. This long. Yeah. That doesn't mean you're going to make it in the future. You're pushing it to the edge. That's why you're on financial audit. You're at that breaking point. No. What's your opinion on this, buddy? No, I mean, we kind of quit our jobs too.

9:05Yeah. In February. You quit your job? We both did. Why? Before the construction. Well, because we hated it, you were literally drained. As soon as you pulled into the job, like you were drained. What was the job? Were you guys working the same job? Yeah. What was the job? Security. That a battery plant. Yeah. Okay. What was the household income at that point? We were making 19 an hour and we were bringing in like 15, 1600 weeks. So why can't you just go work in other jobs? Clearly, you cut. How well who's taking care of the kid? Well, we didn't have, I was pregnant at the time. So you said in February. Yeah. So we didn't, we didn't have the kid in tone over. It's a 16-month-old. So we didn't have a kid in tone over. November, I took off three weeks. I had to go back to work because we weren't going to be able to pay the apartment bill. You're not able to, that's now. But then my OB released me. Also security drained you. How many people were breaking into the battery plant? It was the people. So it was very toxic and toxic.

10:07Toxic. Yeah. Batteries. Yeah. No, the people, there were, how? The boss was terrible. Like they weren't allowed. Did you even want to quit or did this make you quit? I have a feeling she was pushing. I mean, we, me, they're one of us. We're happy there. Okay. It's okay to not be happy at your job, but it's important to put a proof over our head. He's the bills. That's the critical thing. When you guys can move and take a lateral position change at a different company, I'm totally down for that. But you guys want you both quit and then you had to get into construction and she doesn't do shit. Yeah, we don't do shit. I forced them to quit with me pretty much. That's what I was just asking. Yeah. Because... I was gonna stay. Yeah, he was gonna stay, but he wanted to roof over our head and make sure we were safe. Oh, that's controversial. He wanted to make sure we were safe. But I told him I'm not gonna quit unless he quit. So how do you provide for the house today then? I am a professional cuddler. Like I go whenever people hit me up and I go. What the fuck are we doing? I'm sorry.

11:10I'm gonna just... Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I was kind of beating up at the beginning on all those zones. I was feeling a little testy this morning. No, no, I'm not testing. But who the fuck is paying your decodal? A lot of people, they love me. They love this. It's okay, you love some of this too. No, no, no, no. And why are you talking... Die if I'm made. What the fuck is happening? Yeah, man, dude, don't got no brains in here. You love this, it's okay. It's okay. Body, you're okay. Are you guys married? Yeah. We got married June 20th. This year? Yes. Congratulations, I think. You're okay with this? Yeah. Yeah. I do what I want. I don't... Oh, no, that's wonderful. That's fantastic. Yeah, but how do you actually feel? She does what she wants. She handles the finances. Yeah, I can tell everything. I made completely not what I was asking, but she's being paid for her body. Yeah, and more.

12:10Yeah. Things done the money. We still have a roof over our heads. Tell me about this... Ooh. Ugh. Tell me about this, Cuddling. How does this work? What are you charged? So, guys, hit me up. Where? Where? Let's... Come on. Onc. Oh! Wait, are men in this sense? Have we... Is this where we are? So, is this where we are? They pay me? They pay me. Man, you're not that ugly. You do not have to do this. Yeah. You do not have to do this. Yeah. What is this? That cop? That cop. What's up? What are we doing here? Go hit me up and be like, Hey, do you want to meet up? And I go, yeah. So, I'll go to their house, the hotel. I charge a base rate of 100. Hell. Yeah. You trust that this sounds like more like... Like, probably... Yeah. So, they pay me 100 an hour for... 100 an hour? What are we doing here? Yeah. Listen, I think places should have like backscratching places. Yeah. So, I'm like, I would actually pay for that. The backscratch, yeah. The backscratch, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if I... Well, if I mean, I can get backscratches for free, obviously.

13:11Right now, but like... Yeah. So, they pay me 100 an hour for basic. That's just me and pajamas. They pay 160 if they want me in lingerie. And then they pay me to... Wait, what, what, what, what, what, what? For Lord, that's not Cuddling. Yeah, I cuddle with them. But that's like lingerie. In lingerie, that's starting to get like... And you're okay with that part? That sounds like more than Cuddling all the time. Yeah. And then 200 is me being naked. Yeah. Are you sure they're not paying 200 to keep your clothes on? I swear to God, now they love this body. They love this jiggle. They love when I rub my hands on them. What the f*** are we talking about right now? What the f*** is happening? What is this world coming to? Men, you are not that desperate. I promise, please. They will pay for anything. Girls, I've tried to sign other men up. They won't pay for everything. But guys, they'll pay for everything. I'm literally okay. There's also a cuddle companion. I tried to sign up too. And?

14:12I didn't get no hits. Yeah. Guys, pay for anything. Yeah, I'm literally signing up for right now. I want to see what this looks like on the back end. So 200 naked? Yeah, 200 naked. She's a whore. I'm not a whore. I make money for my family. I'm also the supporter. Yeah, by being a whore. She's not sleeping with them though. Yeah, I'm not a hoe. Dude, cuddling naked, I'm sorry. Like it doesn't. I'm not. No. Are there off menu items? I want to disclose. Yes. And do you know about the off menu items? No. No, I didn't know at all. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Oh, sorry. Okay. I thought I told you. I'm sorry. That's crazy. That's absolutely crazy. Okay, I got to fill out all my details. I'm sorry. I will say overweight. White.

15:13Five, nine. Oh my gosh. No, I don't smoke. I don't. No, I don't drink often. I just don't drink. Why do you need to know my religion? What are we doing? I'm getting cuddled, am I not? Just save. Just get. I want to see what it looks like on the inside of this website. Okay. Okay, very good. Um, let's see. Oh, they're all hideous. Oh, it's a lot of older men. No, the women. Oh, I'm not trying to cuddle with men. Oh, sorry. You dumb. I'm sorry. Or is what it should have said. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Yeah, there's some pretty good chicks on there. Yeah, but I feel like what are we doing here? Okay, okay, okay. So off menu unfortunately, buddy, for you, we're about to learn some things. Uh, they're two. These are some nasty, disgusting creatures. How many times has this happened? Oh, you mean this is her job, isn't it?

16:13No, the extra curriculum. Okay, well, let's learn what they are first. I'll try to ask the questions. I'll ask the questions. Okay. Sorry. Oh, my goodness, there's someone on here I've met before. Oh, I've met this person before. Oh, we never did anything. We just like kind of went on like a date. Nothing ended up happening. She was trying to get paid. Small circle. Nothing ended up happening. Nor was it proposed. Oh, well, for what it's worth. She was on the hunt. Maybe. I don't know. I mean, it was a dating app. Maybe it was cheap. You probably was cheap. Guys with their money like cheap shit. Will you shut the fuck up? What is your off menu things? Hand jobs. I've gave foot jobs. Why, go on, you feel like to be disgusting. In fact, people's feet are always so nasty. No, they're actually pretty clean. No, no, no. Absolutely not. You have not seen the bottom of them. Yeah, I have. How much is a hand job? Hand job is, I believe, 200.

17:13What's his name is Ennaked Cuddle? Yeah. Well, it's on additional. So I'll get paid. Men, you are not this desperate. Men, police. Men just come here. I will hug you myself. What are we doing? This is like, what the... In no way. Get a f***ing happy, Andy. What are we doing? Yeah. So I'll make... From not this kind of beast. I'm sorry. But it's like, what the f***? Okay, okay. In the foot of foot thing. Very ask. Yep, that's still 200. I've had somebody use a toy on me before. Body, that's like... Borkline in our course. What the f***ing? I didn't know. I know. You're knowing now. What else is off of my new dare I ask? So it was the hand jobs, the foot jobs, and then using the toy on me while I was naked. For that, I got $7,800. For someone to pleasure you, they paid you... Yep. What else? That's it? Bullshit. No, I don't f***ing...

18:14No one's f***ing... I don't f***ing... I don't believe you. I don't want to get no STDs. I ain't no... I ain't... No slut, no nothing. She's like f***ing horrible. I have more. Dude, you're giving f***ing... Hand jobs. I still have more. You ain't gonna stick yo dick in me. I'm so sorry for how many times you all have vomited out there. And I always said, why do you literally get like the black accent? Whatever that's called. Like why do you talk like that? I don't know. You're not black. I mean... It's just my men, menorisms. I mean, it's always been like that. And... What? Yeah. I guess how I was reading this. I feel like if I did this, I would be canceled. It's how I was raised. I mean... Like, I get enough... Are you guys black people? I mean, I was raised like where I was. No, far from. Far from. Yeah, no. What the f*** are we doing? I was raised by my uncle and they were racist. That's hell. But I love my black men. Yeah, you talk like that. You're black, you're with a white man. But I love my black men.

19:15Black men are mine. They haunt us, too. Well, for anyone who made it through that, Q and A session... Moo. Yeah, okay. How have you been doing this? Not a chance. Yeah. No, I would literally... I'm sorry. I would pay thousands of dollars to never be with you. Hand it over to... What are you gonna do? Me if I don't? Oh, yeah. So what the f*** are you doing? I got you with a six-foot pole, like that one, Rossant. Yeah, great. Dude, no. Okay, so how long have you been doing this? I've been doing it since 2023. We needed Christmas gifts and rent. Have you ever heard of a f***? Job? You f***... Sorry. It has nothing to do with you being f***. Get a job. Work. We have a lot of jobs. Yeah, and you couldn't last a cheers because you're a toxic who forced him to quit. Yeah. Yeah, they were toxic. Do you hear how you talk? I guarantee you were the toxic that everyone hated. That was always starting to sh**.

20:16Let's be honest here. Let's be honest here. She was starting to sh** right. Yeah, that's exactly it. They weren't toxic. You're a horrible and possible person to work with. I've worked with people like you when I worked at a... I'm not when I'm unhappy. Well, excuse me. I'm happy because you were a f***. I worked at a state house. I worked in double fast food. I worked at a pub, of course, once. There's always someone like you. The f*** ghetto-ass that is an absolute annoying f***. That no one wants to be around. That it's always starting to sh**. What? That's when you're going to flee to me. Why? Look at me. Are you? Are you? The environment? The environment? Yeah, the environment. They need to make everything enjoyable. What is that? A double-eyed seats? That was a request thing. What are you talking about? That means they don't need to cause drama. They don't need to be- They don't cause the drama. He is shaking his head. Yes, he knows. He was there. Look at all of the f***s then. He was there. Or nothing. He don't know nothing. Dude, he was there. I guarantee you if I talk to any of them, you were causing issues. So get a job instead of being a f***.

21:17Rex and Whitmer, friend of the show. Look into this f***. Get her in jail. I can make more. I can make more doing the cuddling than go into- Yes, by doing a legal pr... And of course you can. Oh, okay. Like, yes. I mean, yeah. I'm gonna bring in the 7800. Well, somebody makes 13 an hour and barely bringing home when I bring home. Yeah, and we can all make a lot of money go sell and drugs. That's still illegal. What do you mean? Like, that doesn't make it moral or justified. Which I have not even against sex work. I would rather it be regulated. So it's like, you know, safe. Yeah. First of all, you. And second of all, it's just like, he didn't know you were- Yeah. And here's the reality. This is what you're willing to say on camera. Yeah. I know that shit has gone. And now there's no chance, buddy. How do you feel about the hand jobs and- Blasting with the toys and- I'm so sorry, Chad. Keep the bucket beside you. I don't know how long it's gonna last. It sucks knowing that now. Like, it really hurts. But- Yeah, I would say so.

22:18How are you guys doing? In general, how's your relationship? We're married. Married, but Rocky is hell. I don't know that. Why is it Rocky? Uh, cause he don't listen. He don't like, he don't fulfill me. Pfft! And I- I called it off right before our marriage. Oh, you f- Entitled. I- Oh my god. Why are you with her? Why the- I- Or everyone knows someone like her. Why are you with her? Handles the finances. What? That's a reason to be with someone. And she's the mother of my kid. Hmm. Oh, you shouldn't have done that. That was a mistake. They literally told me the only reason he- Is that an accident? No. The only reason why? He told me the only reason he got me pregnant is because he knew I would be a good mom. That a chance of this world, you're a good mother. This episode is brought to you by Nordstrom. For 125 years, Nordstrom has been part of your story. The stylist who found the perfect outfit for your big interview. The first pair of walking shoes for your one-year-old.

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25:21You got one time and then that I'm shutting down. I'm not telling you shit. Wow, what a great spouse. Great communication skills. You've sucked it. Well, okay, give me an example. You get better. Okay, maybe you see it on my level. Maybe you're in the right. Tell me. Give me examples. Like, for example, like, I tell him like, if there's an appointment on this day, I shouldn't have to put on a damn calendar like, hey, there's an appointment this day. Or are you gonna request this day off because our daughter has an appointment? Like, make time for that. Or like, I gotta tell something like 10 times. I will say this though, for what it's worth. He's working like 70 hours a week and you were the state home mom. Give him a reminder. Like the dude's bust and ass. It's okay to give him a three-minder. Yes, you should manage yourself better set reminders for sure. But you are the schedule manager. That you have to stay at home. What? That is what you beg for. But then it's too much because I'm handling everything. What? What are you handling? I'm having a cook, clean. I'm having to take care of the daughter. My daughter.

26:21I'm having to control all the schedule's book appointments. Having to deal with a nine-month-old 16-year-old. Buddy, that's to say at home mom, you f- Let's see. He literally is working 70 hours a week. He can still help me out when he gets home. What? That's your job. You both have to- Listen, I think both partners should- We should work around the house and help. When they have jobs, you chose your job to be say at home. So no! So take on that sh- You don't agree with if he gets home from work, right? After 70 hours a week. Yes. After 70 hours a week, you can still make time to take care of your daughter or even have phone with your daughter. So your daughter has time with them. And then also time with me. Excuse you. But fricking- Like, help take care of the daughter. Help me with dinner or something. Well, there you go. No, no, no, no. Dinner. You- No. That's your job. You subscribed to that job.

27:22You begged for that job. Yes, you need to spend 10-10 time with your kid and have that bond and do things. It's been time with me. Probably for the sake of the relationship. I wouldn't want to put you through that, but it is true. If you for some reason love this, then yes. You do have to do that. Okay, there's expensive stuff. And then there's some times he don't even take the overtime. So on the hours where he only works 40, he could literally like spend time with us. 40 hours a week is the bare minimum. And then some- You don't have to be taking- With all these off-menu items she's doing. No. Highly recommend. Is the baby here? Yeah. Well, I would do that when you get home, buddy. Cause I don't know. I mean, she was literally bragging on me because this fat- Well, I don't need to keep saying facts. But you just like you're breaking my chair. The thing is, she was bragging on me. Bragging on me. Bragging on me in the pre-interview. But I had this- I had this black client. And oh, his dick was big and I wanted to f-

28:24That dick. That's how it's big. And I mean, he gets the f- Other girls, so I mean, I- What? Yeah. You're f- Not the woman? He don't put himself out there. Two f- Color women, but he could. Oh, so he's not- Another woman. No. What do you mean he can? Well, because you're all holding on the side, you're like, you can do it. I mean- So, but doesn't he even want that? Yeah, yeah. He loves it. He loves it. He's not putting himself out there. No. That's his fault. So does he love it? Yeah. I feel like you're just like, I'm gonna go do stuff so you can do stuff to him. No, he loves it. I mean, I enjoy it for sure. Like, you're doing stuff? Like, you're putting yourself out there. Whenever I can. Oh, so you guys are open. Yeah, we're open-ish, yeah. What's ash? Like, so he can f- Color girls, we can f- Come together, but I can't f- Other dudes. And like, we can have three ways, four ways, and stuff like that, but like, he has to agree on the other guy. Oh, love. Did you get this deal? Because I'm bisexual,

29:24and I love my females. Oh, so you can f- Women? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay, what do you- How do you feel about her getting guys off though? Because that's what she's doing. Is it she kind of breaking the rules? I mean, no sexual, like, actual... Yeah, okay. They're blasted in her with toys, and she's like stroking them. You're okay with this. As long as there's no, I guess, potential, but that I know of. That you know of. That's why she's probably not saying it here. Okay, well, I guess it's not as extreme or a warmer and emergency if you guys have at least agreed to it, I'm glad you didn't have that guy, my guess. Yeah, no. What color is your kid? White. White. Okay. Confirmed? She looks like my color? Okay, I would take that paternity test. She looks like my... I really would. I'm not even joking. Okay. Okay, I didn't know you guys. Okay, so you guys are- But then I don't really care as much about that stuff.

30:25It is- You're being a whore in proffiting yourself. Yeah, sure to do that. Why are you such a... Just to them now at home. Like, why have you stayed with her obviously berating you constantly, saying you can't- What do you mean he can't fulfill you? Like, if I need to be told I'm beautiful, I'm pretty all this stuff. Have you tried being any of those? I am that. No, I'm sorry, you're not. You're a one. Yes, I am. No, you're a one. No, I'm a one fan. No, no, no, no, we keep it a hundred here. Yeah. Like, I'm a five, maybe a four. I might not be a Florida 10, but I'm a Michigan 10. Or not? No, you're not. I'm from Michigan, too. Yeah, no. What are you talking about? I might not be a Florida or a- Lansing, get to East Lansing. There's some really hot college women. What the f*** are we talking about here? No, I don't support state. What's the liver? That's not about that. You're a special creature. How little bit, yeah. The thing is, like, I'm a four or five where we keep it real here. You are probably a five. I think if you got a couple things fixed, we could get better. Got a Unabrow going. You could get up to maybe a six or something.

31:27You're a one. No, not at all. Okay, yes. And all the women in the council be like, you're a girl. Okay, look at me. And all my guys, I'm just gonna show you some of my finances. Because I am. I'm beautiful. You're not, though. We keep it a way. No. Yep. I'm sorry. You're not. You have to do it with me. Now, he married me. Yeah, he put a baby in you. That was a mistake. Yeah. Because she does not respect you. No. She does not like that's crazy. You don't respect him. No. Tell me. Like if he would man up and do man things, but he can't even like the most. I'm working. Okay, you work and everything like that. But you don't do like simple man things like at the house. Like you can't, he has the time. He can't even change the windshield wiper on a dang car. That's a simple task that a man can do. He can't do that. What? Like that's, how can you expect me to respect you when you can't even do simple man shit? She doesn't respect you as a man. No. What does that make you feel?

32:29Well, you live and you learn. And I'm damn sure learning. What are you learning? No, your knife's never learned to think in your life. No. What are you learning? No, because I did his high school work. So he didn't learn shit. Let's know each other in high school. Yeah. We've been together for years. What the, that explains a lot. I'm his first everything. And first cousin? No. Probably. Oh. I was born in Michigan. Hey. She was not born in Michigan at all. Nope. I was born in Michigan. You're very excited about the state you're from. That's cool. I'm from there too. Good. I got it. We get it. He's talking about it more than I have in four years. No, there's, you could do so much better, buddy. But I know you already have a kid with their so- No, nobody would put up with him. But he doesn't do anything. He's docile. I've been in control of his finances since high school. Oh, that's why he hasn't learned. You're f-ing room town. How can I- Doc, she's abusive. How can he learn when he don't want to learn? Do you want to learn?

33:29I just make the money. That's a lot of money. Exactly. Do you want to learn? It'd be nice to know, but it's mean. So you want to learn? Yeah. He ain't never in a day in his life said that. You don't let him talk. Have you witnessed this conversation yet? You're putting him down. You say you don't respect him. You say he's not a man. You say he doesn't treat you beautiful and stuff. You say all these things. No shit he hasn't spoken up saying he wants to learn. Yeah. You control. You dominate. You own. Yeah, because I run this shit like a f-ing army. Get up. Yeah, it works really well. The literal most amount of paperwork I've ever had on the show. And it's by a far extreme. This isn't even close. I've never had anything this big before. I make shit work. No, this is not working. You're worse off than anyone I've ever had. I've never had this. You're breaking records. You're the f-ing f-ing f-ing f-ing stack. I'm some people's cup of tea. Maybe not yours, but I'm everyone else's.

34:30No, you are not. There are desperate in cells out there. The only reason this is working. You've monetized it. Congratulations. Okay. Well, hey, buddy. I have bad news. She says you don't treat her beautiful and nice. Why? Why aren't you stepping up and all these treating your spouse? Like she... Like to know that one? Wants. I mean, it's, I guess, hard with, you know... Yeah, okay. Why is it hard? I think we might have different reasons. Is well, I mean, a while, not too long ago. She is taking care of herself with clothing now. She, but before, she was not taking care of herself at all. What? What does that mean? Like, not looking presentable. He's talking about... Does she now? Better. What was it before? Just baggy clothes everywhere, everywhere. So, like, it was sweatshirts and an oversized t-shirt.

35:34But oh my god, as soon as I went to an amusement park looking like that, I let myself go. You don't think you've let yourself go? No. Oh, what has been done to hype up women? Fat men know they're fat. Fat women don't. I don't know how this has happened. Because people love it. It's TikTok's fault. I have to ask, hey, candidly. Candidly, she said she doesn't respect you. So clearly, we don't care about saying the real thing here. Are you attracted to her? Be honest. Relatively. Relatively. What does that mean? She looks good sometimes, not great other times. Go on. I'm going to push you to get a real answer. Don't be a pathetic little cock bitch. Give her real answer. It's been a pussy, like normal. Oh, wow, that's crazy. But, I mean, no.

36:35Not attracted. Little with her, but not super sexually attracted at all. That's probably why I have the beg to get it. That's why I wouldn't be ordering sex toys because somebody don't want to give it to me. Yeah. Yes. So I got to spend my money because I got to buy me sex toys to please me. It's not required to, when you've gotten morbidly, morbidly, morbidly obese. You're my husband. Okay, so you would rather me somebody else over you. I didn't say that. You know. Just not surprised he doesn't want to. Well, he needs to. Often do you. Often does he. Like one, two is pushing it, but one per week. What? You're up to that? You're even doing that much. And you must have to force yourself. Yes. It's always doggy, doggy, doggy. Like you don't want to see my face. No, nothing. What are the signs of the women that you've when you do women? I don't know her.

37:35Voluptuous. Large? Not large, no. But smaller. They thick and short and smaller than me. Okay, first of all, like everyone is. I'm just to be clear. Okay, bring out the Springer machine. Bring out the Springer machine. How tall are you? Five, one. Springer. Springer. Springer. Springer. Enjoy. And how many pounds? There's like a pound issue. It gives five under. So it adds five. Everyone hold down the hatches. The Hawk. Happy and so mean, but also she thinks she is hot shit. This is why the f*** are wearing a mold fitting outfit? Be fun. I'm sexy. What was it? Plus five. I think too. Is that adding five? Oh, I lost weight. That's not adding for.

38:36Okay. Okay. So I'm normally too fat. 37. I think that's so losing weight right? 245 is my normal. I'm sorry for you. That's water. That's water weight. You're just off and down. I mean, I'm sorry. Let's be honest. Okay. I'm going to wait this year. I mean, I get it. We faddies got to stick together. Yeah. We like to eat. We like to eat. Yeah. We love to eat. Yeah. You're just disgusting. Yeah, okay. I can see my dick. I can see me too. You are considered severe obese. Morbidly morbidly morbidly morbidly obese. Oh, okay. More class three obesity. Yeah, okay. Maybe for the government. Oh, be a mind, which is not a perfect system, by the way, but we need to be able to start somewhere and just have a system. Do you call her fat? I have. Yeah. Okay. Here's the thing. I do have good news. You're not going to have to put much on you. She's going to die in her like 30s, 40s. Okay. So. I'm going to come back to Hancho-S though. Uh-huh. I.

39:36Okay. Okay, but you almost broke up with him before the marriage. Yeah. Why? You just got married. What happened? So I have bipolar. I'm bipolar and I have depression. Have you ever considered losing weight? Yeah, I try. Nordstrom Rack is celebrating 125 years of Nordstrom with 125 of the best deals up to 65% off. In stores and online, we're talking incredible savings on brands you love. Like Vince, Sam Edelman, Rag and Bone, all Saints and more. They're only here while supplies last. So shop today. Join the Nordy Club to unlock exclusive discounts. Shop new arrivals first and more. Plus buy online and pick up at your favorite rack store for free. Great brands, great prices. That's why you rack. I can't lose it. It is salt. I can't. It's less calories than out. Yes. I try. I don't eat yogurt and then I'll eat salad. You said yogurt parfaits. She eats her like the f*** shakes though. Like the desserts. Like, let's be honest. I love a parfait too. I love a parfait.

40:38Yeah. So I'll eat the yogurt that has like the chocolate. And then I'll have the yogurt, which is strawberry. And then I'll have the salad. And then what's on your salad? Cucumbers, tomato, lettuce, and then ranch. And I think bell peppers. In egg. It's ranch. And so all of that out. And then of course cut like my dinners and stuff like that. From two. From like one or two plates. And then I just go down and downsize my plate. And then so in February, when I went to break up with him, it was because he wasn't fulfilling me. And I was going. What was that fulfillment? Like not telling me I'm pretty. Not calling me Bay, baby, like stuff like that. Like you're not fulfilling me. I need that. As as me, like you're giving that to other people, why can you get that other people, but not me?

41:39Like I need that food. I mean, I just have to be carried. Yes, you should get. I understand you need in that. Yes. You need to do the things that would at least make him attract the duo's as well. Yeah. Well, it's kind of hard to lose weight. That's like, it's actually not. You actually just count the calories. I'm sorry, a tub of ranch. The yogurt dessert. This isn't, you're not having those fat-free Greek yogurt. That's not what you do. I know it'd be nasty. It is. Yeah. It's not good. We have a free gym. Yeah. We have a free gym at our apartment. And? I don't use it. He don't either. He's not fat. Yes, he is. You're calling him fat? Yes. We both used to be skinny as hell before we met each other. And in our early days, he's guy in some weight too. Should we put him? Maybe gained weight. He's not fat. Should we bring out the springer for me? I don't think you need it, buddy. I'm looking at you. I'm really looking at you. But so in February,

42:40he wasn't providing me with what I needed. And I was just going through that emotional roller coaster. That's what it is. You're making excuses. The thing is, it's actually not hard to lose. Okay, yes. I mean, I get it. Again, I yo-yo like crazy. That's what I do. I'm a yo-yo owner. Okay, I went from, I mean, last year I ended it like two-twelve. Now if I get on that scale, I'm probably closer to two-twenty-five. Okay, like that's where I'm a yo-yo. Ten pounds up down. Come on, Sonny, that's my life. I mean, I gain. It's not good, but it's also just not hard. If you lock in it, it's really not hard. You are just like, do it. Well, I gained a hundred pounds when I was on depot. So what that is? So it's first control? It's first control. Okay, well, you're not on it. I gained a hundred pounds just from that. You're not on it. In a year. You're not on it. But it's hard to lose weight. It's not. It's the less calories in the now. That's easier said than done. Some people have other disorders. Everything is. You don't. You don't know. I haven't been diagnosed.

43:41Because 99% don't. They make up shit. It is less calories in our- Girl, you told me what you ate. You're eating dessert for every meal. Yeah. Like shut up. You have to. That's like the best part of the- Feel. But it's a disorder. 1600 calories a day is supposed to- is your recommended? Oh, I would starve. No, you would actually just maintain a healthy weight. I would starve. 1600 calories for your age and- I don't think the regular meal is like that much calories. Your maintenance is probably about 2150. So that's probably what you eat. So at 2200 a day, if you're not gaining. Yeah, I'm not gaining. She likes McDonald's. Yeah, I love me some McDonald's. Yeah, I know you said. I bet she does. I love that. She's better than all your money on those french fries. Oh yeah. Them french fries. So I'm sorry. The thing is, you dress in like a slob. The other spouse has a responsibility to show up, take care of themselves, and look decent and all that good stuff. That is necessary for a healthy relationship, but really is.

44:44Like, I mean, I'm wearing comfy clothes today, but if I was going out with my girl and stuff, she needs me to look at at least halfway decent, presentable. She changed my wardrobe. And that's fair. You wear sweats everywhere. Eating like shit, being disgusting, it's not unfair that he always had it as like less likely to stick it in and less likely to call you beautiful. But the crazy thing is like, he never complained about that before. Had the daughter. Well, you know what? Well, first of all, you gain like 100. But either way, the thing is, look at him. He's like, in order for him to tell the real opinion on if he's attracted to you or not, you had to like, fold on, put him down. So he knows like, this is a place of honesty. And I had to push him to give the real answer. He's not someone to stand up and like hurt you. Not at all. So he wouldn't tell you that. He's going to stay silent and not let his feelings be known, including whether or not he's attracted to you, including calling you beautiful.

45:45Well, he needs to man up. That's all I got to say. First of all, him manning up isn't calling you beautiful. If he doesn't find you attracted. Well, he needs to fulfill me. He needs to do something. But you need to also play your part for it. Okay, and I will be it you will. I don't know. You just said you want to stop your dessert and going to get him McDonald's prize. I don't know about that. I don't know about McDonald's, but. Exactly. Then you're not trying. You're not trying. She goes to McDonald's, gets the new strawberry drink or whatever or watermelon drink, whatever it is. So, no interfession. And then a large try. You've got to say the thing is, and I mean, I was good. But the thing is, you're short. You really can't be consuming all that. And also, you made him. So you made him quit his job in February. Yeah. And February and to break up with him in February. Yeah. What the fuck are you doing to this man? Yeah. What is she putting you through? How do you cope? Video games. You must like you need an escape man because she's like torturing you.

46:45She's actually torturing you. And no shit, even if he was attracted if you're torturing him constantly, why would he want to stick it in and treat you nice? You parade him every day, threatened to break up with him, make him quit his job. Now the financial struggles are going to lose your f***ing house. No shit, right? No f***, shit. How are we surprised here? Well, I mean, he's fine with hurting me. So I don't really understand. How does he hurt you? He's literally moving a woman in into our apartment. What the f***? Hold on. What I said you three earlier, I meant because you're fat. Yeah, he literally is fine. Trying to move her in. Guys, you've known me since the beginning, and the fact is I just love building products that help people. And we're continuing to do that with the Caleb Hammer Financial Services. Listen, now you got personal loans that you can get the best rates on forever. You want to use it for whether it's consolidation after you change your behavior or you need a purchase something that gets a good return out of investment. And now we got credit building as well. You can shop for the best credit builders that are either free or low cost to you

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48:47All you need to do is head to Gamersubs.gg slash Caleb or click the link in the description below. So you can have someone there who sexually attracted to, it might not be a bad idea. Like, I had no, it's not a good idea. Can we kick her out? No, I was your friend. My financial advisor. No. No, I'm good with YouTube. I'm good with YouTube maintaining a friendship and he moves in somebody likes it. Yeah, no. I'm gonna stay there. Yeah, as a friendship. That's great. Okay, we're moving in. I love this idea because she's horrible. It was our, our girlfriend in Florida. Yeah. You guys like a, Polly. Yeah, three what? What the fuck are you doing? I'm there, but yeah, we were down there and we were, show me who's this person looks like. Buddy, please have done better. Please have done better. Please have done better. Because you're doing really disgusting things. Or go, yeah, he wants to move this girl in and her. I don't blame him. Okay, a little season in this time. I see. I know how to season.

49:51You just get McDonald's fries, you fat. I cook almost every day. Okay, fat, not as fat. She's like my level of fat. Yeah, okay. Does she want to be with her though? I mean, we were all together in Florida. And does she want to be with her? I don't know that. Probably not. How the fuck did you find her? School. We were all in high school. What the fuck is happening? Okay. Well, what is our, uh, shit. So what's our plan here? Like, what does this look like? I don't know. So I'm gonna stay at home now. He wants to move this bitch in. And she, What the fuck? I thought you liked her. I do, but she's trying to take my spot. I'm gonna stay at home, mom. He's trying to move her in to be the stay at home, mom. Well, I go to work. Good. No. You need to walk around. If she's gonna move in, she can go to work. You all need to go to work. No. I'm at work. No. Well, yeah, I don't know. You're doing your part. She needs to work. You need to work. Listen, Polly's a little weird.

50:52I don't vibe with it necessarily. I don't know. I guess more pussy for you. That's good. But the thing is it's like, Hey, a triple income household. Financial age. That's pretty sick. Yeah, I would be going to job. You lazy. My daughter needs somebody. She's 16 months old. Six months. Nine months. Nine months with eight, 16 year old. I don't even know mom daughters birthday. Nine months. I can tell you're a horrible wife and mother and partner in everything. No, I'm a good mom. I support everything and and others. What's your opinion on this? I'm gonna cut you off. Oh, okay. I deserve to. I deserve to not work. You just saw it. I've dealt with it. I've dealt with his ass for eight years. I've worked for the entire time. What is dealing with him? He puts me through shit. Like, He doesn't fulfill me. Oh, you just keep saying that. That's not putting you through shit. He hasn't done anything to you. There's a lack of doing things.

51:52Why, you guys have an open relationship? No, so we have boundaries that we have. And he has that boundary. You not jacket off men for money on the side? No, it's huge. You're not doing it. You're not doing it. You're not doing it. You're not doing it. You're not doing it. You're not doing it. You're cheating right now. You dumb. What has he done? What's the boundary? So if, so like February, I went to Florida on vacation earlier than him because he had to work. So you needed a new well on that beach. In Florida, you can tell he's cheating when he starts with the one word answers. So he started with the one word answers. You guys are open. What's the boundary? No, so he has to tell me when he's f***ing around with another girl. Okay. Like, he has to tell me like, Hey, like I'm talking to this girl or I'm a go f*** this one girl. He has to tell me all polypeople look like this, by the way. Go ahead. And then I have to, if he's f***ing another girl, I actually have to get either a video or I have to listen. What? Why? I enjoy it.

52:53Did you have a nasty discussing freak? If you've stuck around, thank you. You. Okay. So he cheated by not providing a video. Well, no, because he didn't tell me he was talking to other girls. I didn't even do it. Another thing. Just text. Yes. Well, because You guys are open. I'm so happy. He didn't tell me. You have to tell me you're talking to other girls. You can't just- Aren't you always, isn't that you know what being open is? No, because he don't put himself out there. If he put himself out there. Okay, I guess if that's a rule, you should have followed it. Exactly. I don't know. And he did it. I don't do it. You're literally jerking off dudes when he says no. Like why? I don't think- At least I'm providing income. He's not. He's working 70 hours a week. What are you talking about? He's providing the income. What can I add to the income from you, fatty? Well mine's not really predictable. I want to say right now, I'm not picking up as much hours because of- So maybe like-

53:55I want to say just like 150. Because I'm not really doing it right now. Suck it everything. Now why'd you fuck your mom's friend? I didn't. Yes you did. I wish I would've. No. But I didn't. I've heard two sides of the story. And this is an upsetting to you? Yes. Well I- Mom's friend. Yeah. I did it. Yes he did. Condoms at least? I didn't. No. He don't- Condoms? No. Well okay then that's cheating. But I didn't fuck her. He was- How many kids do you have around? Yeah. One. Do you not understand- How do you not answer in this? I'm not- I didn't fuck her. She was like I'm- I'm talking about other people with condoms. Oh. No. I- I don't- He literally- He wouldn't- I don't really know if the one I got. Hahaha. This is- Dude you guys are- Literally bought condoms for him to- Other women and he still proceeded to not use the- Condoms. Oh, me this type of relationship. I'm not finding any of those. Of course. I have no problem with- Oh but I have no problem with really what anyone does.

54:57I'm a very like- Freedom do what you want kind of guy. I see destroyed society. But this is insane. You guys are- And Mary- That girl was 30 some years old. Like 34 years old at the time. This guy was like freshly 20. Like that's freaking- Freshly 20. What do we do- What does that guy- Freshly 20? That's weird. Huh? Really? Yes. That's too consensual adults. What the f- Are you talking about? No. Because- That's- Is she new here? How the- What is your male? She knew him when he was under age. Like that's the story. Okay but he's now under age. I don't really care. That's disturbing. Could you consent? Yeah. He's literally saying right now he wish he did. Yeah okay. The- Who the f- You don't care you to tell someone else they're a victim. No. What is wrong with you? What is wrong- What- What is tic- I don't- I know he- Think you're attractive. Think that other people are a victim. Like what the f- I know he- Where's his f- He's broken. I know he f- Sir. Because the only reason I found out was because I was crazy and was like somebody told me- Nobody told me nothing. He told me that he- So he didn't even tell me originally. So I had to make up something saying someone told me that they did something. And so as soon as I confronted him about it,

55:59that's when he was like, Oh, all we did was cuddle. Oh so now all of us- I'm just gonna sit in now all you all done is cuddle. Like, yeah, f- Right. I don't know, you should have stuck it in. I don't really care. She was on her period. Yeah, okay. So- That's not what she told me. She told me- It doesn't stop me. She told me that they f- And she was naked. So that's what I heard from her, but he's- Take it in the butt, dude. He's saying a whole another story. Guys, what do you think your financial score is here to 10? This is a financial. Um, I took it before- Fuck. I took it before you rated the score and it was like 1.1. Well, you should take it now that we've read down the score. If you want it, take the assessment for free at Calebhammer.com. We read the score. You get much more detailed assessment into each category. Just take a few minutes, Calebhammer.com. And if you don't want to be a guest who end up on the show, make sure to download the Dolores Bunch and the Inhabit is the bus budget in app for the average American. Take a free trial. So if you like it, sign up for the annual version like most people do. Because it saves nearly 50% of your money and you get the physical version of my 30-day meal plan signed by me, mailed directly to you and the digital version of the cookbook as well. So check that out at Dolores.com links below.

57:00Just download the app. I mean, I have to get into this. I'm sure I'm going to learn much more about you guys are f***ing chaos. What I have to get into this. Okay. So this is a cash app thing. Yes. Okay, what am I looking at? Okay, well, I see like Burger King and... Look, go by the way. It's like the worst fan of matter we've ever filmed. Listen, I have my first walker the other day. That was amazing. Like that's the best walker I've ever had. Oh, you have no taste. Your first walker was the best walker? Well, it wasn't my first one, but it was the first one that tasted the best. By trade, by trade, by trade. What the f*** are you doing? Amazon, trade-off, getting bullsh** from the gas station, bullsh** bullshit, loan payments. Okay, listen, I mean, just pull out your phone and screen recorder for me. I'll get all this spending later, but I just need to see this is insane. What the f*** is this? The producers luckily, they put a stick in it. They said like, just have a pull up the f*** phone. Because this is... What the f***? Just pull it up. Let me see.

58:03She has a backpack on the back of her phone for all her diabetes medicine. Well, f*** is insane. I'll lose my cards if I don't. You should lose your card, so you can't spend money. That's the f***. Who has... This is insane. Who has their phone like this? You start screen recorder. Okay, but where's the afterpay thing? You gotta show me, woman. So it's on the bottom, keep start. So, for do. So, for do. Oh, yeah. 122 is due today. Oh, my f***. The f*** are we doing? It's due today and you're not paying. Why? Why? Why? I don't have the money. Why? Because I gotta get back home. How do you get money when you get back home? There's... How is there a geographical problem? So I have, I have like $30 and I have to Uber to the airport and get back home. And then I got a... The paid.

59:18Do you not have money? No. Why? We uh... Spent it. 122 19 0 today. Uh, 483 Oden total. Yes. How much you spend on... Just let's just say, for example, going out to eat last month. How much? I feel like we've barely been going out to eat recently. Yeah. So... Yeah, for you. Yeah. For not... Maybe for? Okay. How is that acceptable if you can't pay a $100 payment? Yeah. To go out to eat for $400. It was $700 by the way. Which is, yes, cutting back for you guys. But how is that even close to acceptable? With two kids! Two kids at home. And you can't pay your... F*** to pay on time. Yeah, you're spending $700 going out to eat? F*** you. What are we doing? Miss Lia is bullshitting on top of it in an additional $7, no $500. $500! Are the large purchases don't know where it went? We'll see. We're gonna go through it. But it's probably bullshitting $1,600. Yet you're not paying $122. Because you need to Uber to the f***. Nairport was wrong.

1:00:18If you wish your responsibility. You guys are failures as parents. Failures. You not stepping up. Not knowing where your money is going. That is a failure. Failure. Letting her control and stuffing her all down her face. Get a die-end of 40s. Failure. Bad mother. Bad father. Bad parents. Bad partners. F*** you. What is wrong with you? $700 going out to eat. What the f*** is wrong with you? Creature. Can't even get a $30 Uber to the airport from here. F*** you. Huh? That ain't paying your ass to pay on time. F*** you. Making him quit a job. F*** you. Can't pay a payment. What's wrong with you? What is it? It's all Amazon Amazon Uber Uber Bullshit. What do you? Corner store? Well, snacks you get in. What mountain do you plug in down? I don't even know what that was. Uh-huh. Let's look at your Amazon. Oh, 17 things in the cart. What's going on here? Why are you talking to you? Almost didn't even get into the hotel yesterday. Because you didn't have enough money for a $50 old. You didn't have a hold. But you're going at $700 a month. Do you understand what is going on this way?

1:01:18You need to be involved. Be it false. Step the f*** up. Be a man. You won't stick it in and I don't blame you. But at least talk about the finances. Yeah, we had a borrow $50 from his dad. A smoothie blender. She has to grind up her fruit to eat it. Drills of a blanket. Bullshit blanket. I love that. A hand massageer. Those won't fit. What the f*** do we do? I was thinking about a Christmas card. A shopping cart cover. You don't need a cover for the shopping cart. For the baby. You don't need a cover. All of us throughout human history have survived without that. Well, if you place her in the buggy and she touches it and then that's chance. That's a baby. Why do you want the baby? We won't let anything f*** up forever. Nail fungus treatment. Not the food world's highest chocolate bar. Mmm yummy. Not for me. I hate spice. But you love chocolate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, credit card holder. That's really important.

1:02:20What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Let's look at these purchases. What is wrong with you? Payment revision needed for like 50. You're so broken. What for an hour, I'd send her. You really need that? What is this? What is this? What is this? Because he won't do his job. Which I don't blame you. I don't blame you. I know. Like a 70 dollar. You don't give it to me enough. She's giving it a whole human body, dick. This is a body. It's not just the penis. This is the body with it. Yeah. What are you doing? I need it because he won't give it to me. That is a quite large penis. Right. It is a... I found a very attractive. 11 pounds. You can get bigger. The 201. It's a 30-35. Yeah, keep nasty guy. Hey, she asked us now. You don't have to put up with it anymore. Because that's just nasty. I can't. Oh, I bet it smells so bad. Well, full. There's not a chance. Oh, there's a vibrator too. Great. Yeah, I did that. Oh, and another vibrator. Oh, and whiskey cups. That's what we need when we can't afford a pair of bills.

1:03:21Stepping sounds. Yeah, I need that. Leaf Blower. You, dude, use a rake. You know how many f**kons I've raked in my life? That's just socks. But you say you don't need a leaf blower. You're poor. You're poor. You're poor. So the funny thing about the... What are you laughing about? The funny thing about... Rake your leaves. The funny... Rake your leaves. It's easy. Yes, you're poor. You can't afford an Uber to the airport from financial audit. It is kind of funny. Oh, yeah. Yes, here's this joke. This joke that you've really been trying to set up. So the leaf blower isn't actually for us? That's hilarious. I laughed a lot. So, um, I bought it to sell it. Trying to make money. You are... What I call... Okay, listen. Yeah, you get a job paper.

1:04:21I'll get you a course career certification. You and even your third, okay? I'll get you guys. They have like a new course potential test that I think you get for free with us. Everyone should take it. It puts what course is best for you for your income. Because we wanted to get you over six figures. A lot of people have gotten course careers in the audience. And now they make six figures, which is really, really, really good. So take your course potential. So we test. Highly recommend. Awesome. But this is crazy. It's endless. Dicks, shit, and dog training to us. Why do you guys have a dog in the beginning before you take care of your kid? You're too doggy to you. You need a navigation. What does that mean? I bought that to sell it too. So many kids things. This is a ballgame. It's a strap, strap, head strap. Oh, that's four. So I do another side hustle and I teach AI. What? How do you teach AI? I will teach it to you. Another vibrator, another vibrator. A sextile for Matt. You need that? I guess it is better than her. I have my, uh, Luzzie sextile out here in public.

1:05:23No, right. Yeah. That is the nastiest pussy. It don't complain. That's for sure. That's crazy. Yeah, I'm a fuck you. Absolutely. L'Avalor and Mike's and all this is crazy. Well, that was for our wedding. So much clothing. So much clothing. Dang. Okay. You got your wedding suit from Amazon? Yep. How was it? It was good. Okay. We got everything from Amazon. You sure did. Okay. Okay. Yep. Yep. This is all bullshel. Excuse the wedding stuff. Way too much for the kid. You get a couple things. This is crazy. So what can I add in income from the AI thing? AI. So right now, I'm currently making 10 an hour. I try to aim for, I think it's, I try to aim for 3,400. A month. Okay. Well, it's something I'll put 3,500. But I found a new one and it's 30 an hour. Well, let's see if you get it and all that stuff. Okay. So, ViStar Credit Union. I'm seeing 4,580. What is this?

1:06:24That's a, because it's a solidation, Mom. Great. I mean, we'd have personal loans and car insurance and a lot of good stuff on Calebhammer.com. If you're like me, who's good with that? You should never consolidate because then you just double the debt. You have the debt and you consolidate it. Then you spend it up on your debt. Now you have double the debt. Thank you. That's always what happens. You guys gotta stop. You didn't fix your behavior before you did this. So what does the minimum payment? Because I don't, you like, we dented everything. I'd go, it was 100 and like, H. Why is it now? Because I don't care what it was. Like everything's in collections. Your consolidation from your debt is now in collection. Why? Why didn't you pay your consolidation? Because we moved here from Florida and to Michigan. Yes. And we had no money. So we had to take out another loan as well on top of this one. And we ended up. Why do you guys move? You didn't have to move. We thought we had family for support. You thought you had family.

1:07:25He has family here, 100%. But in Michigan, not Texas. Yes. And put a move to, we moved to Michigan for a cheaper living than Florida. Yes, but that also comes with lower incomes. Yes. So we moved for a better life, more family. But then as soon as we moved here, everyone vanished. So we, Why? We just don't have nobody. We thought we did and we don't know why they vanished. Like what does that mean? Like, they're afraid of the refrigerators being threatened? Like what are we talking about? They kept telling him move here, move here, move here. But as soon as we moved here, like nobody would invite us to like, events or something like that. Like, Are you sure they just wouldn't invite you? Maybe they wanted him? I've heard like a lot of his family will, we'll say that I'm the problem. Well, yeah, no shit. We all learn this. We know this. Have you been in this conversation yet? Yes, you're the problem. So in every way, whatsoever, you're a horrible human being. Absolutely. You're disgusting. Yes, that makes sense. Leave her and get back included in the family. Why don't they want you around? Why don't they want her around?

1:08:25I'm not sure, honestly. Really? Why don't they want you around? I guess because I stand up to people. Yes, but to you just like your job again, that is you starting shit. You're not defending yourself. You're not some virtuous hero. Like, you're not going to talk shit about me though. Yeah, but you start something people talk shit about you and then that happens. Come on, there's always the starting thing. And you're starting it. How is everywhere in your life, people talking shit about you and starting shit? Good. How conveniently is it that that always happens everywhere you go? Jealous? Oh, who would be jealous of you? Jealous of your life, I guess. I don't know. To be the gu- What life? You're from consolidated? What, I'm sorry. The ghetto attitude. That too? Yes, people don't like your ghetto attitude. Yeah, no shit. No one likes ghetto. White trash, black, Asian, all the way up to you name it. Any trash is obnoxious. No one wants trash around. Do with it. No, they don't. And that's why they stand up and then you're and they don't want you around. Who would have thought? So what are they jealous of? Please tell me about you.

1:09:26What are they jealous of? Like our life. What about it? Please. Like, we've been together since 15 and like 17 and how long we've been together. And how we've created a life together. Like how we've been. They're jealous of that that you guys have been together since teenagers? Yeah, and having a stable life ever since. Stable. You guys heard the stories you've told me what's a stable, you're giving hand jobs for money. Stable? He's a woman of the alkanums when you say he has to wear condoms he has babies all around town. Stable? What are you talking about? Well, putting out a life of stability. No. Millions of people now know you don't. Yeah, no. What also they jealous of? Just that our life. I feel like it's it's no. I don't think they're jealous. I think they're just they're not in it's the ghetto attitude. Yes, you're walking around. Talk like me. Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, no. I'm standing up for myself. Myself, I'm standing up for myself.

1:10:27I feel like if they don't like the ghetto attitude then then they racist because you just don't like me because of because of the lack of black. That's not black. It's you being a little white trash ghetto. No one likes trash around them. No, no, race a white person's not racist of you. Yeah, okay. If they don't like you. They don't like your attitude. No, it's your attitude. It's not your talking. I made fun of it, but I wouldn't not be around you because of that. It's your attitude and how you treat people. You're trashy. Okay. If that's what you want to call it, but I call it being myself because I'm being myself. No one likes you yourself because you're a trashy and individual. You're a white trash. That wasn't your choice to make. They decided not to invite you. Yeah. Clearly. Invite us. Unfortunately, you're attached to this beast. Medical that. What's this for? Oh, Lord. So that I went to a unlicensed piercer in an apartment. Oh, that poor unlicensed piercer. And I got three different piercings.

1:11:27My tongue, my nose, and my breasts. Smart, right? I got them done. How wrong is he? She did my nose first. She did my breast next. And then she did my tongue. And as soon as she did my tongue, I ended up seizing on the ground. So unlicensed injection. I said that. So. Yeah, I just couldn't imagine all that. This episode is brought to you by Nordstrom. For 125 years, Nordstrom has been part of your story. The stylist who found the perfect out for your big interview. The first pair of walking shoes for your one-year-old. The tomato soup you shared with your sister at the cafe. These are the moments that make Nordstrom. Nordstrom. Bigger a small. We're here for all of it. Celebrating 125 years with new moments still add. Discover it all in Nordstrom stores and at Nordstrom.com. I'm moving. I just launched the brand new hammer-elite app available on every major platform.

1:12:27So you can watch every show anywhere you want. You'll get three exclusive dedicated shows every single day Monday through Saturday. Refer a friend after you sign up and you get an additional 30 days of hammer-elite access for free. Download the hammer-elite app by using the link in the description or pinned comment down below. This is the best membership you'll ever join and that's a promise. Guys, just real quick, don't forget to take your hammer financial score at Calebhammer.com. See where you stand, where you gotta do better, where you're doing shit. Listen to this six a few minutes and it is free. Figure out where you stand in the world of money. Calebhammer.com. It's in Jacksonville. Unlicensed in Jacksonville. So I don't know what that means. Yeah, sure. So she didn't have, I guess like a degree or whatever. So she was unlicensed. Yeah. What the **** are we doing? I'm sorry you seized that. I laughed at you because I pictured it. But I had a seizure. And then the people were running out of the house because there was other people and they didn't want to be caught up in it. Yeah, you would tear them down.

1:13:28So they went running. That's a, that's a danger. Yeah. And so the building was earthquake. Everyone was running away because they thought like a random earthquake hit Florida. Like they don't happen there. Is there a hurricane overhead? Yeah. So they EMS came. I said, I'm the only reason I'm making fun of is because you're alive and you're good. If you actually suffered anything bad, yeah, then I would actually feel like that's like, I'm, yes, I'm sorry you actually went through that. Yeah. So that is probably traumatic. Well, she was having. You don't have any long term consequences, right? No. Then I'm okay, make a proper, right? So it was like, so her deal was, it was like $10 a piercing. So that's why it went. So it was like 30. Yeah. So it was, and I don't even have any of those piercings today. You have AIDS. Yeah. Probably. I'm joking. I'm so joking. You all, do you get tested? No. You're Ross sexy and women and you haven't been tested? Correct. Brother, what are we doing here? Get tested. No way you don't have at least got called Media. How many like never shows up in man? Really? I, uh.

1:14:29Yeah, he don't get tested. I haven't got tested since I was pregnant either. You guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. AIDS babies. Okay. Okay, so this is because they had to come rescue you? Yeah. And I didn't have my Medicaid, because I had Medicaid before that. But I guess I didn't work. But I didn't renew where something like that. I don't really remember the story behind it. Good. We don't just give it forever. So I didn't have Medicaid. So I decided to do that. I assume it's in collections, right? Yes. Well, actually that one actually hasn't appeared, which I don't know why. So maybe they haven't sent it. There was a period where big medical bills wouldn't be on collections now it is. So it's kind of, um, hidden mess. Advanced America, $621.85. So what's going on? Haven't paid it. Is this also collections? What is this? What was this? Uh, most likely rent. Yeah, I think. No, no, no, this was to get my car back. This because this was yours. Yeah. I got repot.

1:15:30So we had to get our, we had to get my car back. And then, um, so we got it back once with that, um, because it was like $1,600, I think, to get it back. So we needed the last little bit. And then yeah, they got repot anyway. Okay. Uh, Advanced America. This is, oh, this is head insurance collections, but you can save it. Yeah. Um, so what's this for? That is for us to move to Michigan. When did you guys move to Michigan? Uh, September of 20, 20. What's the minimum? Minimum monthly payment on this so we can catch up. We might be able to save this. I don't even know. Did you see? I'm gonna put it like 25 bucks, but it might be more, might be higher. But make a payment. Save it. Don't you're credit, guys. It's gonna, forever. Okay, you have a Walmart. I don't think he even knew about that one. Walmart credit one. I don't know. You get a credit one through Walmart. Me and even. Cause I just sign out the credit cards for him.

1:16:31Yeah. You open credit cards in his name. Yeah. Sue her, leave her. This is insane. She's evil. She's committing credit fraud. An actual against the law. I was gonna say felony, but I actually don't know. Should be if it's not. You're breaking the law. Cross-edition and credit fraud. I mean, when we need the money, we need the money. Yeah, but you have him apply. You're literally using his credit without his consent. Yeah. You know how big that is? Cause you're a sweet little I don't know what's happening. And you're like a mentally ill individual. Sorry, not ill. Just underdeveloped. Right. I mean, probably. I feel like I'm functioning pretty fine. Maybe. Okay. Yeah. She's stealing her credit. She's new. I see. You don't care. You probably have no idea what kind of impact this has.

1:17:33No. And if I explained it, what do you matter? Okay. Good luck ever getting a loan or a car or an apartment or anything like that if you guys are ever separated again. She has destroyed. She has made it so you can't leave. She owns your finances. She's destroyed your credit. You cannot leave. You have no escape here. And I'm going to, you know what? I'm going to call the third, the, the, the, the, the, the, black woman, I guess. I don't know. Uh, in the post show and warn her. Cause you're going to start doing it to her too. You know, keep her out of this household. Okay. Okay. You a four wheeler. You had a four wheeler. Yeah. Or have, I don't know. It's at my own close. Great. I'm sure that show will get repot sooner. Are you paying on it? No. Okay. What's the minimum? So we can at least keep it. 177 86. Okay. 177 86. Why the f*** did you get this, dude? Right. So this isn't a commute. Oh, shut up. That's the most dumbest part. Shut up. No, no, no, you don't get to cook up. I get to cook up. You are a dumb purchase.

1:18:34Your entire everything is dumb. Shut up. Oh, shut the f*** up. Slingshot. You want to know the shortcut to being a master of the Polaris slingshot? Think Ferrari. You did nothing. Oh, you got suck. Why did you get this? Fun. Just for fun. Great. You're wonderful. What a dad. Okay. I have a totaled car. So this is probably in collections, right? Who totaled the car? Our ex-girlfriend. The one where we went to the next. The one where we went to the next. What do you want to move in an ex? Well, they're not really ex. We moved up here. So we aren't currently together. This is one move from Florida to Michigan. One of the merchants who say anyone can make. How'd she total this? She was runner from the cops. Black woman is running for the cops. Yeah. She was a duo. Her license was suspended. Driving to work. Driving to work. So run from the cops? Well, we also didn't have insurance on the car. That's why we had to voluntarily reposite this. So run from the cops. Nothing's going to result in worse

1:19:35than running from the cops. Yeah. So she got arrested. For a weekend. Yeah. Oh my. But she totaled the cars you crashed into something? Yep. She had 75 miles on it. What was the car? It was a 2024 Hyundai Alontera. Guys, oh my. And this happened in 2024. So it was brand new. Yeah. I had the convenience package and everything. Yeah, that's going to be on your collections forever. Did you guys learn any kind of lesson? Yeah. Don't let other people drive our car. True. Is that it? Yeah. Well, nobody should drive our car and do not take full coverage off. Oh, you have 2021 Hyundai as well. What's up with this? That's mine. And that got repot as well. Oh my gosh. Because we couldn't afford the payments. You guys see how it's going to go? You guys are going to lose your house. You guys have everything taken from you always because you never pay.

1:20:38It's crazy. Hyundai finance. Yep. That's the car we bought for our roommate. You bought for her? No. No, this was our roommate. Why would you buy a car for your roommate? So we were driving a 2012 Mitsubishi Lancer with transmission issues. Well, we were like young adults. Like 23. We were like 20. Well, I was like 21, I think. So we were like younger. Oh, just past the age of consent, right? Nighty. And 15,623. What's the, what's the, oh my, you guys have had an eviction notice this month. Oh, yeah. You are selfish. You are bad parents. You are disgusting individuals. You have issues. How the fuck is someone spending 700 dollars a month to stuff food down her throat when she's getting an eviction notice and has two kids to take care of? What is actually wrong with you? You have a problem.

1:21:38You are a selfless, yeah. I don't think so, but you don't think so. Little beg to do just, wow. You just got an eviction notice. Because I make it work. We fat sloped. Every month. You don't, an eviction notice is not making it work. I mean, I, and these poor kids, you would get the notice every month. Every month. What's the status of this car? We suck. That one is also repulsed all three Mondays. No car. Besides an used one. Okay, well, I have another 776 in collections. Piece of shit. Okay, 361. Capital one. That's mine, I believe. What's the status? Collections. Oh, got wonderful. All 400 in this collections. Good. That's the part, man. Yeah, well, surprise, surprise. That's going to happen again, isn't it? Is it it? Probably. You're a horrible mother.

1:22:39You should be ashamed yourself for having a kid. You suck. You are disgusting. In this poor kid, I hope CPS stands in at some point. 309. From Vestar. Vestar. Because we overdraft it. And? Is it any collections? Yes. Mostly. Most likely, yeah. Vestar, 100. Is that in collections? Probably. You do this is insane. Electrical company, $28. You get any, pay $28. Disgusting mother. Sunbit, $124. Exfinity, $118. What are we doing? $112 from this. What the fuck is wrong with you? What a disgusting beast. And we're giving you child tax credits. Go fuck yourself. Use your cash app. Bullshit. There's your burger king. There's your McDonald's that you can't stop. Shuffling on your fat. Roll while you don't pay your rent. And you're going to make your kid homeless. So you can shove McFries down your throat. You nasty. Restaurant. Amazon.

1:23:40You disgust me in every way whatsoever. I have fun with the guys on the show. I was having fun with you at the beginning when I was calling you fat. She gave me a parish and got her consent. I'm not making fun of the things they told me not to make fun of. Have I respected that so far? Yeah. Go fuck yourself. I kind of want to break that for you specifically. Because you're a horrible mother. I don't like you right now. And I don't not like guests. I usually like them. Even if I roast them, you are a horrible mother. Bullshit from the gas station. Bullshit. Buffalo Wild Wings is at a pain rent. Bullshit. Tengu grab. Glizzard wagon. I don't know. Yeah, we went to a festival. Yeah, go fuck yourself instead of paying your rent for your forget. Goff. Fun foods. Amazon. Get into bullshit. This episode is brought to you by Nordstrom. For 125 years, Nordstrom has been part of your story. The stylist who found the perfect outfit for your big interview. The first pair of walking shoes for your one-year-old. The tomato soup you shared with your sister at the cafe.

1:24:40These are the moments that make Nordstrom. Nordstrom. Bigger small. We're here for all of it. Celebrating 125 years with new moments still add. Discover it all in Nordstrom stores and at Nordstrom.com. It's hot chicken. Go fuck yourself. Bullshit. Bullshit. Uber eats instead of paying for rank up. There's a fine J Apple Bill. Bullshit. Duncan Doatts. Duncan's you. Yeah, yeah. Both of you. I believe he makes money and he contributes to sighting the house. Get into bullshit. KFC. And we could have got it for free that day. Get into bullshit. Amazon. Bullshit. Bullshit. Stake and shake. Bullshit. Get into bullshit. Smoke shack. You. What? What? What? What possibly you laughing at when you're about to lose your housing or kids gonna be almost. How do you guys have the right to take care of your 16-year-old cousin? You guys are horrible. Disgusting evil. Why do you guys get the right, huh?

1:25:41Because he was being neglected. You are. He has light. Amazon. He has. For now, you guys owe an electricity bill that you didn't pay. This is what happens everywhere you f-. Go. Go. I'm also being told you blow 400-hours of the strip club constantly. Oh. They're not just me. Yeah. We have it. So instead of paying rent, you're just blowing 400-hours of the strip club. Which one? They show. That's the one we got invited to. Yo. Yep. That exact one. Yeah. That exact one. I was so excited because I was like, I'm gonna meet him. I would never want to meet you. The thing is, they falsely said that I was gonna judge the boho contest. I never agreed to that. They never even invited me. I would. But they didn't. And they just advertised that they were false advertising to try to get people there. That's crazy. Is it nice? Yes. Is pussy on stage? Yeah.

1:26:41Yeah. Their go bottoms off. Yes. It's bare. I'll go. Yeah. I'll go. Yeah. It's giving an invite. It's bare. I'll go. But we have our girls. Like, we don't spend it on everyone. We have our girls. So the girls that we like, we spend them on. What do they do for you? For $400. No, them. I better calm. We just give them. What for $400? I better be like nutting. Yeah. Well, we have different girls. Do you get the night for $400? No. Unfortunately. What are we spending money on? You're not paying rent and you're literally just giving away money. And you get nothing to return? Yeah. What are we doing? I mean, we get the high. So when we go home. Why high? Like, when we go home, we have fun. So. What a point of like if he gets dances and stuff like that, like it is. And you don't even get to come. What's the point of edging yourself? More. $8 in this cash app. Let's see. Let's see. Trying video going to use the bullshit. Auntie Bakery out there on T Mills. Uh, going to get into the bullshit. Get into the bullshit. Get into the bullshit. Now keep it over with our kids head.

1:27:43We'll get into the bullshit. 8 damage. All right. We're job. We're job. Oh, that's for the strip club. 200. Do 100. Do 100. Do 100. 80. 120. Strip club. Strip club. Strip club. Get into the bullshit. Get into the bullshit. Get into the bullshit. You guys suck. You guys suck. You're not contributing to your takers and you give it all the strip club. We give you taxes. You don't even pay your taxes. What's the last time you guys have filed your taxes? You guys even pay your taxes. So we, we filed this year finally. Okay. Thank goodness. Before we missed like two years. Why? What the fuck is wrong? Why do we allow these people to exist? I'm so confused. She does. Not saying death sentence, but I'm just like, why are we giving them money? Let them figure it out on their own. They'll figure it out. Take their kids away. Put them in a good home. So because we were moving around a lot. They literally spend money on the strip club over their kids. This is crazy. So we didn't know where our W2s were. Two files said tax. Because you're moving around. Call the company. You are so stupid. Call the company. They will give it to you. I didn't know. What kind of morons are you? Store.

1:28:43Get into the bullshit. Country music. Draft kings. You're a draft king. When you get a board. Right. I got paid for that. Shut the fuck up. PlayStation. PlayStation. Smoke shop. Who's smoking? Who the fuck? Smoking. Strip club talk about who's smoking. So we killing yourself double? We have. Yeah, you are. Your heart's already dying. Now you're going to kill your lungs. So it's both of us. Get into the bullshit. I don't care. You're killing yourself. Get in the bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Shabulshit. Uber eats. Apple bill. Get into the bullshit. Bullshit. TikTok. Shab. Oh. Oh. Get into the bullshit. Auntie Anne's. Auntie Anne's. What are we doing with our lives? Oh, and guess what? There's even more debt. She's borrowing money from her brother behind your back. Yeah, she's not even telling you. She can't communicate shit.

1:29:43And she won't tell you anything. She wants to keep your trap. Why are you borrowing money from your brother? What are you owe from your brother? Um, right now, I think I- How many time jobs did you give him? Oh, yeah, no. But I think I currently only owe like 300. Why'd you borrow that? When did you borrow it? The f-fapins. Uh, for rent. At the end of the month. And how many times can you do that? And tell you just can't anymore. And then you're f-f-f-f-f-f-f-you can't even get a f-f-f-f-it own! Yep. Nope. Huh? I don't know. How many times do you gain to let you borrow $300? Probably not much. Good. You guys are going to be homeless. You need to learn something. You need to face consequences for your actions. Is the movie an a-thirt just to have an extra income? No, because we love her. We love her? Why are you calling her that b-tch, then? Well, because she's trying to take my spot.

1:30:43Like, she wants to be a stay-at-home mom. I'm a stay-at-home. I can't you both. How? Well, how can you afford to do it regardless? You can't. So just do it, then. No. What the f-f-you're talking about? What? One of us at least needs to work because I- You need to work now regardless of what the f-f-f-this woman does. I'm staying home. It fits me. It clearly if nobody else wants to be around me, clearly I could be my mom's self. Please let her be by herself. Why do you stick around? The most honest answer you can give me. I know you struggle, but try. It's the mother. It's the mother of my child. So that's it. If it wasn't for the kid, you wouldn't be there. No. How does that make you feel? He's told me that before. What? Yeah. He's literally told me the only reason he not me up was because I would be a good mom. So, how in any way do you expect him to ever give you any affection? If he's literally saying he only wants to be- he's only there because why would you expect anything from him?

1:31:44He's not attracted to you. He's only there for your kid. He's bringing in another woman. I'm being told he wants to knock that woman up. Mm-hmm. He wants a- mixed baby. Yeah. We're having a blood baby! Oh! Yeah! Well done. I just hope every single day that he'll change. Change? Yeah, like- I mean, he doesn't want me attracted. He's not attracted. That's not how this works. Maybe try to become attractive. I'm trying. No, you're not. Start the f*** up. You're eating this. I'm $500 on different clothes. I'm not wearing the baggy shirts, the sweats. Well, the clothes are not the issue. I'm just going to let you know now. I'm trying- I've been eating that- You're a fat- So, with tubs of ranch, fat women don't understand this. Ha- What is it? What is it? I'm sorry to lean into the gender wars. I know the majority of your women. I love you. I'm girls girl. What is the gender divide? Fat men. I will sit here as a fat man. And every other fat man I know,

1:32:46we'll sit here and say, I eat unhealthy. I am fat. And I am not attracted because I'm fat. But every woman will put tubs of ranch on her little salad in dessert parfays and say, I just can't lose weight. And I don't know why. And every woman in the comments will be, you're beautiful queen, you're good just the way you are. No! No! If you love yourself- If you love yourself- I'm not saying don't love yourself, but you're not attractive. You're fat. And so, I've got an every- I've got an every- I've got an every- I've got an every- You'll be- Your husband is not attracted to you, self-admitted on the show. He said, you're gross. He won't- You. Yeah. So, maybe take that as a wake- I'm just so confused why men are willing to accept that. I'm fat. I'm unattractive. And it's because I eat this way. Why can't you say the same? What is wrong with the- With the women on this? I don't understand. I'm a girls girl. I love you. I love- I love women. The thing- I don't understand. This is the one thing that really confuses me with the between fat men and fat women.

1:33:47That men just accept it. And we don't make excuses. Why? I love myself. And I don't- I can't say don't love yourself. And honestly, I had- You're confused. I had- This is what's wrong with the fat conversation. Meet Telling and Objective Truth. Of the reason- He's telling you- But- He's- He's telling you- He's not attracted to you for that reason. And I'm telling you it's not healthy. No one said don't love yourself. But- How do you take that and then run with it in a victim complex? There's a reality here. You gotta think about it like this, right? So before pregnancy, I was all like, Yeah, I'm fat. Yadayata, right? I got pregnant. I got pregnant. And then as soon as I got pregnant, I was freaking huge, bro. Like, I was huge. And- You're- Now that I'm back down to like my normal size, I'm like- You're not a normal size. I love my body. That's- I'm not- No one said don't. But he's saying that's why he's not attracted to you and won't- You- And I'm telling you it's not healthy. That shouldn't be a person that should be with me then. He's shown enough Mary. I agree. But also, no one said don't love yourself. No one said that.

1:34:47The fact that you are hearing objective facts from him about his attraction and me about health and you're trying to fall back as a victim. Again. Again, men don't do that. No, people call me fat all the time on this show and at this office everywhere, okay? And I don't sit- Well, I love my body. I should be able to love my body. I don't- I don't fall back and fix him. Shit, I know I'm fat. What are you doing? I- I don't know. I can only say the one thing. Yeah, I mean, I'm not doing nothing to pay. Because you have no accountability and that's the reality. And that's the reality with this. Here's the thing. You're a- Piece of shit mom. You're a horrible partner. He should leave you. He should leave you. You should be able to start- I mean, you're- So good luck. But he should leave you. And that's- That's it. I'm not making a- Budger for you. You're a piece of shit. You deserve nothing. And I hope your kids eventually find some freedom in a household that loves them and take care of them. I know what I know. Okay. Go- Yourself. I'm just gonna call- I'm gonna call the third in the post show. And I'm sure it's gonna-

1:35:48Go crazy. Well, I'll see you there. I'm not giving this- Anything. Go- Yourself. So I don't understand how you can come in and move in and be a stay-at-home- Mom. But yeah, I've been stay-at-home- Mom since February- No, ma'am. That's how this works. Yes, that is how this works. Because I'm number one. I'm the wife. She is a complete asshole. She wants to be- Yes. You see it. I'm gonna see your scene for yourself. Oh, she's horrible. I'm f-ing perfect. I don't know about y'all. How do you feel that Brittany here is jacking off the men for money? Do you know that? She do I want? I just launched the brand new Hammer Elite app available on every major platform. So you can watch every show anywhere you want. You'll get three exclusive dedicated shows every single day Monday through Saturday. Refer a friend after you sign up and you get an additional 30 days of Hammer Elite access or free. Download the Hammer Elite app by using the link in the description or pinned comment down below. This is the best membership you'll ever join. And that's a promise. I want you to be on the next episode

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