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Today on the radio show -

  • 1mins - Tails from the south
  • 5mins - Double Banger
  • 9mins - Body letting you down
  • 14mins - Quaterback Call
  • 16mins - Buttering their bagel...
  • 19mins - What have you seen behind the wheel
  • 20mins - 3 year old's can drive...?
  • 25mins - Karen vs Bonnet
  • 28mins - Producer Creach update
  • 30mins - KFC One Question Quiz
  • 34mins - Broke one then the other
  • 37mins - Made a big hit! 

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Anybody can make jeans, but you can't dupe true religions. That famous fit pockets you recognize instantly stand out stitching. They try to get the full package, but only we have the legacy. Shop the iconography capsule now at True Religion. This is a podcast from Rover. It's like radio without the music with the Morning Rumble Ketchup podcast. Rob's Bryce Mowls and Mowls. The Rock's Morning Rumble. Good morning. You're on the Rock at 1-5-6. Morning to you, Tuesday. The home of the Rock 2000 countdown and back into it today at Tuesday. Already up to number 860. Just talking about yesterday. Some bangers yesterday, Mowls and Mowl and Bryce Morning. Morning guys. It's going. Absolutely. Bangers, Mowls. Yeah, bangers. Some shitties. But we're wetting those outs for like I said earlier. And we are creating towards the final day. It's on Friday. I know. It's crazy. Huge day today and it's always. It's back.

Thanks to Train Staff. It's back after 8 this morning. So Mowls, just had that high rock story, which is everywhere, which does bring us to NEG. So you've got a couple of tails from the south. All these stories about the ass. Yeah, certainly. No. Nice one. Yeah. You get better at saying that. I love it. I do like saying. I do like talking and you know. Yeah, I really feel that. Yeah, so it's coming up. Yeah. This one is real pain and the best if you say that. Oh. Because we had to try to NEG. And something found its way up somewhere. And the man claims he just said on it. It's coming up straight. You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. The morning rumble podcast. But Mowls is in with a couple of these this morning. It's tails from the south. I'm not talking about south and I'm talking about your butthole. So we heard it. And one place he knew we could hide something is ass.

Yes, you do the around the world. The D stories about the downstairs department. Mowls, but we're around the back nature's pockets. Yes. Morning, Mowls. Morning, Mowls. Where are we going? That's how we're going to China. Morning. Morning. What's happening there? Well, there's quite a bit going on there, Mowl. Have you ever gone, ever gone to the Guangdong province? No. No. Well, a 30 year old man a few years ago, presented to the Shao King first people's hospital complain of severe abdominal pain. He had x-ray scans. It revealed a whole dead fish. Identified as an African carp. Lodged high in his rectum. Now, because the fish was too large for a standard trains anal extraction, surgeons had to go through the guts. The abdomen. To remove it safely. A bass in the ass. To the ass. And how did it get there? Swimming upstream now.

Sometimes you go in those bodies of water, you maybe did a manu. Yeah. Oh, that's right. That's right. That was possible when up there. God, it has to be really unlucky angle there. And the fish would have to be on an angle with its nose. And no dogs. And then as well. And then be naked, yeah. And then really propel itself up. Because as you hit the water, the dispersion. Anyway, what happened? No, when asked by the nurse and how the fish got there, the patient claimed it just slipped into his rectum after he quite accidentally set on it. Oh, come on now. How did you do wonder how you accidentally sit on a fish? I don't think flat. You know that doesn't make sense? You know how you're bass in the ass? Shot Joe just to, he has to get through it snapper in your cramp. Oh my god, that's fantastic. That's outstanding job. Oh, that's a real snapper. And your crapper is really good. Okay, so what I've done here, guys, is I've just had a look through my tails from the South Catwalk. Yeah, these are the things that we have found

and people's asses from around the world over the years. Desktop sides, Yankee candles, shampoo bottles, aerosol cans, their sleeping thermoses, light bulbs, wine stoppers, flashlights, screwdrivers, door knobs, batons, cucumbers, yucker roots, avocados, eggplants and apples, pliers, tweezers, modified coat hangers, and a 15-centimeter cardboard chute filled with a lit firecracker. That's right. Don't forget the all-time one, Rodge. Yes. Your personal favourite, my personal favourite, a World War II artillery shell. Well, and, unless we forget the eel. The eel of the two. As always, you're amongst friends. If you did have that eel in the bum, ile mains, give us a call, anonymity guaranteed 100-rot from. Not one man or woman has ever admitted the truth. And you run full on them. Well, this is the thing and also you're right, Brice. That eel was the New Zealand story, wasn't it? Yeah. To the New Zealander and me.

I just put in.. It's a new twist on if your regular league's border up the eels. Yeah, isn't it? Right up, what's the parameter with your guts? Yeah, go on. Go on. Go on. Now, um, that's that. Well, there's another one, isn't there? When you come back. Shocking like. We need to stay in China. Yeah. The Morning Rumble podcast, because you can't afford a band expander in your car. Miles, we had one tower from the South story before. It's Tails from the South. I'm not talking about South, and I'm talking about your buttole. So, yeah, it is. And one place you know we can hide something is ass. We're back. Yeah, man. It's not often you get a double bag. Oh, why? Double banging Miles, the first one to fish up an ass. Yeah. Snapper in the crepe. That's one of my favourites. Oh, and we've got an order. It's a bass in there. Yeah, it's great. Sorry. Also, we're staying in China. And this was actually in your sports news. It's big news everywhere. Yeah. So, we've got the story here. This also happened in China.

A high rocks athlete. Now, high rocks, it's not a sport. It's just people doing exercise, which it doesn't really count. But, um, is this your new golf? Yeah. I mean, golf is never used to attack golf. Golf golf is a sport that it have you turned to high rocks. Yeah, because golf is great. It's a recreation. It's not sport. It's beyond a high rocks. It's just doing different exercises with your mates. Which is great. And you're not allowed to wear a shirt. Okay? We need to do high rocks. Because by all the photos it looks like it. You also have to allow to shoot yourself. And this is what the world champion happened to her. Have a listen. Yes. She's a super-fitness champion just to come first place in a grueling international race, while suffering bowel incontinence. Melbourne's Joanna Wetrich absolutely crushed the high rocks pro event in Beijing in just over an hour. But her wind has sparked a bait. As footage and images show Joanna powering through shared stations like the Roa and Sled Push with feces running down her legs. She even posted a now-deleted hospital selfie on an IV drip, captioning it, a wind is a wind. On one side, supporters praise her insane perseverance,

calling her inspirational and open-up and proud of her pushing through extreme physical distress. But critics called it a major biological hazard for athletes using her same equipment. Others slammed event rules questioning why spitting gets penalized, but this didn't get her pulled. Organizers confirmed they closed affected lanes, replaced carpet, and scheduled deep cleaning procedures overnight. Now I've got my problem with it. Oh, it's really bad. Maybe the warrior's an all-better could have done with it. But more of that, come on. Better at a strum time if you're shit yourself. Yeah, yeah. I mean, have you seen the fletch in your losses, bowel, nips, grunt, put it up out low max? No. I don't know if that's good for the locks. It's very long. Ethan de Poop. Oh. And also if you're watching now, you're going there's dedication. You know, there's perseverance. They're giving it all on that. The photo is a gnarly. Now I just don't know, Mal, I just want to throw it all to be in bad enough, had that happen to you, right? Yeah.

Because then you know the world is nasty. You know radio shows, you know all these people are going to jump on it. Like they have. And it's happened with runners, and they've kept going and stuff. Yeah. But if that's an Olympics on that, I don't know. Do you need to win every high rocks event that badly? I would have. Yeah. Why put a way? Well, he's cleaned it off. Yeah. Yeah. Something, I don't know. You show me the photos. You can tell for three seconds. And she's used other equipment. Yeah, it's a scast, you know. Because you said Mal, she was on the rowing machine. Yeah. And the worst place to be probably. Oh, you're sitting in it. Couldn't have said it better myself, Mal. For massive calls. Yeah, and this is why it's such big news. You know, you're not allowed to spurt, you're allowed to shut down. Yeah. Couldn't have said it better myself, right? Well, your body letting you down though. Yeah. You've had to keep on going. She might have felt she had to keep on going. Yeah, that was. Have you ever felt like you had to keep going when your bodies let you down? On the show, yeah. How's your body letting you down? Yeah. And did you keep on going? And that's what we want. Just got to have my lightning, am I you?

What the f*** all the morning rumbled podcast? We all day yesterday. So your body letting you down this high rocks athlete just poo everywhere while doing that. Oh, man, where's it? Come on, man. I'll stay away from that. Well, what a road to see this. She's a shenanotiqueta. Fees, fees, fees. Fees, fees, fees. Fees, fees, fees, fees, fees everywhere in this high rock. And this high rock. Even that sounds good. There's no delicate way of putting it. How's your body letting you down? Mulset let you down on a plane, didn't it, of course? Yeah, dead old old story. Flying from Bali after it makes wedding. Yeah. Going to India for the Commonwealth Games to work on it for Sky. And the last day, the penultimate day of me little trip, everyone had gone, I stayed on because I was going elsewhere, obviously. So I actually got sick, you know, the classic Bali belly. Yeah. And it just hit me. But I had to make this flight. I got on the flight by myself. It's horrific. And yet, once again, I'll apologize to Singapore Airlines. Roe Kaye seats, you know. You weren't okay. You were not okay.

You picked this seat, K. Roe 52, I think it was. Yeah. Yeah, take it out. Fifty-pooh. Yeah. This got a shame. Hey Shane, good day mate. Morning. How's it going? Good. You're body letting you down like this high rock's winner. What happened? I've recently been in the UK, beating, I'll, car-faring. Car-faring? Yeah. Yeah. At one point in the, in the spin over there, I managed to catch some gastro, something like that. Yeah, nasty. I still don't know what it was. I'm not going to go to the doctor and find out. You don't say. Right. Would never have picked it. No. No. Sound like quite the communicator. Yeah, what happened? What happened? What happened, Shane? Yeah, it was quite messy, down south, like to just carry on because animals needed to be fed. There were a couple of times where I blew myself out, so I'm sorry, a couple of eggs and milk

paddles and me shoulder. Like talcum powder. And it was just a, nah, or milk bags. Yeah, nah, nah, to act like talcum powder. As you throw it over your back, you mean? Like once you'd soiled yourself? No, no, like old, so I'll pick them up because it was like 50 kilos of milk powder. And as I do that, it'll be a bit of a blowout. Oh, the pressure of the mouth. Oh, okay. I see. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And. Well, I just had to keep going. I think. Are you related to much of this, Kurt? Losing it on there. So you would have been over there as a New Zealander. And they would, some people would never have met a New Zealander. And that'll be the only impression of the country, of what you do. Of what Kiwis are, yeah. Yeah, well, like Lewis just me and the Mrs. working alone together in there. So no one did have to see me until I ran from the shed down to the Abattoir shower. You had to show an Abattoir, right?

Why didn't your Mrs. go, hey, Shane, let's have a break. Let's have a smoke, while you saw your bow out. Yeah, of course. There were a lot of animals and that is a big fish. It's far out. It's that hard working Kiwis first. That will never understand. It makes it so attractive to the UK. I love it, Shane. And your girlfriend doesn't get the yuck? No, I'm not here. This podcast is supported by your Southern California Kia dealers. Around Southern California, it's easy to spend plenty of time behind the wheel. Whether you're commuting from OC or heading to Santa Barbara for the weekend, going farther between fuel stops is something everyone can appreciate. That's exactly what Kiwis Hybrid lineup is built for. Kia offers five hybrid models that combine turbocharged power with hybrid efficiency with some delivering more than 600 miles of driving range on a single tank. One model that really stands out is the all-new 2027 Kia Tell You Ride Hybrid. It offers seating for up to seven passengers,

the confidence and capability of a three-row SUV, and a turbocharged hybrid powertrain that delivers impressive efficiency for fewer stops at the gas station. It's ready for weekday errands, weekend getaways, and everything in between. If a hybrid fits the way you drive, Kia has a model designed to fit your needs. Learn more at Kia.com or visit your Southern California Kia dealer. Anybody can make jeans, but you can't dope true religions. That famous fit pockets you recognize instantly stand out stitching. They try to get the full package, but only we have the legacy. Shop the iconography capsule now at True Religion. Pipe yourself? I've been together long enough. Yeah. Sounds like it. Yeah. She got the egg white before the... When was the last time you did something romantic? Good question. And what would it be? What's the name of the romantic thing you've done that springs to mind?

The most romantic thing I've found. For your lovely partner. Can I call you quickly? Right on top. It's been... It's been real. Have a great day. Cheers, Dave. Thanks, mate. Shame's the exact reason we do segments like Dr. John. Yeah. That just like go to a man he's real good. No, you're right, Bryce, because he still hasn't been to a doctor. He's still probably got it, and it'll be right. We call him back. We call him back. Thanks to Disney Plus and ESPN. There's a new one. There's a new one, and it's worth $500. Yeah, we can do it. It's kind of take you. It's just quickly. You know you do that program who wants to be a millionaire? You sure as heck wouldn't want to change it. You're trying to get through the atmosphere. So you've got... Okay, and we now have some segments to change. We'll be like... So... What was...

What was that? What was the question again? So you ring him, but then he's going to ring his muscles. The Morning Rumble podcast. It'll even work in the evening. What have we got here? We've got the quarter banks call Mark. He won it yesterday. $1,500. He got it right. Red 40. Creed. Chicken. Drunk's sick. 18. So, huh? Okay. Go, Mark. Red 40. Creed. Chicken. Drunk's sick. 18. So, huh? Now, much is our quarterback. Much is that correct? Mate, you've smashed it on the head there, Mark. You have won yourself $1,500 for a Monday. Oh, man! Oh, he's not... Oh, my God. Oh, he's not... Oh, he's not... Oh, he's not... The Morning Rumbles. Quarterback call. 80. That's 140. We've got... She's to Disney Plus. Yeah, she's to Disney Plus.

The NFL Live with ESPN on Disney Plus. Yeah, CSPN on Disney Plus has the NFL Cup of Big Games. Every touchdown with the NFL Red Zone. Exclusively on Disney Plus. So, we've got a new quarterback's call this morning and you... About three phrases. Much is actually our quarterback. You'll hear him, sir. Oh, I know. Oh, no. That's a worry. James, good morning. How's it going? Good. Good luck to you, mate. James, oh, God. You'll hear the quarterback real soon. So, it's $500 if you get the three phrases. I just repeat them back to us. Are you ready? Yeah, so, yeah, go for it. All right, mate. Good luck. Here we go. New on this morning. Yellow and black. Fifty. Eight. Kane's, baby. Blue. Green. So, huh? Okay, Jade, go. Yellow and black. And 80. Kane's, baby. No, we're near. Yeah, fuck. There was a hard one. Oh, boy. If it wasn't there, it wasn't there. Also not words of the phrase.

He's even quite much. Yeah, more there, more there. Disappointing, Jade. Yeah, you were. Yeah, no, you were all good. Bro, you were all good. I'm just don't do it again. But yeah, not even close. Thanks, mate. Thanks for having me. Yeah, thanks, bro. Cheers, dude. Thanks so much. Same one tomorrow. $1,000 cash. We're not on here, haven't we? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're not on here, haven't we? Yeah. We're just waiting. The Morning Rumble podcast. But we headed to, headed to, uh, was Queenslander was, uh, person caught buttering their bagel behind the wheel, driving with their knees on their pea plants as well. And they were done $1100, but we didn't want to know what have you seen behind the wheel. So many ticks. So many ticks. These things, heads come through. Miles looks overwhelmed. Yeah. It's some good ease in there. I'm trying to filter them as well. We're gonna get some soon. Let's go to Bren, Bren Morning mate. Morning, lad. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it was you and your dad, were you saying? Me and my father and law. Our father and law, okay.

Yeah. We were, uh, we just see behind the wheel. Uh, we were traveling to Terrong from Fokatani and he stopped at his favorite little Chinese place. Yeah. And got a good thanks to our mount. And then one of the takeaway containers and obviously couldn't help himself and were cruising along Meditatora straight and he is holding the steering wheel with his knees, container in one hand and the fork and the other hand shuffling it back. And police car pulled up the sawdust and flicked the lights and saw and pulled them over and gave him a good throttling for it. Did he get a ticket? No, the cop was pretty good, eh? Oh, good. Did he just lock it? Give him some succulent Chinese meals. What is the job? He did the old succulent Chinese meal. Get your hand off my penis. This is what they got me on the penis before. Did it sound like that? Did the cop put his hand on your father and all his penis? He was pretty good. It was all an all a good experience.

The father and law was at the customer, the guy back to talk his way out of anything. See you know your druder well. Oh my god, bro. Oh man. Thanks so much, mate. Thank you. How good they're Chinese. Good on you, bro. Thanks, mate. Thanks, mate. We can do a couple of emails and come back if you want. Guy went past work, clearly driving with his knees, banging back a bomb. And Daniel went mad, mad, mad, up. Oh, Chris. Oh dear. A past the guy weaving down the motorway with a tablet taped to his steering wheel. He was gaming. How not? It's from soon to... It's just two... Two straight teeth. What are you? And yeah, I was driving trucks in Brissie years ago. Shout to Brisbane. We're on in Brisbane at the moment. The old... The road... Alongside a businessman in an acid mud and heading towards the story bridge. He was giving himself a good old thrashing. He stopped in a hurry when I let the truck horn guy with a yell out the window of,

Yeah brother, smash it! Funny thing is about two weeks later. Same guy, same car, doing it again. So, it was only driving a nasty running. A nasty Martin. It's not deal with this. Again, again, again, again. The Morning Rumble podcast. The kind of podcast you know you lawns too. What have you seen behind the wheel? There was the Bagel Butterer in Queensland. And also, I mean, the rock is broadcasting to Brisbane and Melbourne, of course, since we speak, luckily, not yet Tasmania, because I was there a few years ago. And, gee. Huge news. Talking about what you've seen behind the wheel. I think this person was called in their car. This person. Park, just plain well-known. You got back and we put it to you. It's a new story from Australia. It's quite distressing. Man could be deported after being called having a one-man party in Rosley Park. Are you the Daisy Tucker? Daisy Tucker, what was that? How embarrassing for us, man.

I'm so humiliated. Answer the question. What's your answer? Answer it. Answer it. Use. So unfortunate the timing I was there with my wife in Tasmania, and then that story, it was around the same time. Yeah. We know. Because it was you. You had metatoid on here. And if you know anything, sit on here. Create Sansa Test Time. Yeah, that's right. So, I think he was in a park there. The month's disappointing. I mean, that's disappointing. I think it's calling it a starly, end of the day, honest. The Morning Rumble Podcast. Pointing to know, what have you seen behind the wheel? So, Bryce, Ruben, your son is four. And this kid's three. Yeah. And he's driving. Yeah. Now, well, he's dead, but this song will be very irresponsible, obviously. Well, it's a clip. See, here's the thing like. It's that classic thing where dad's all mums. Yeah. Would let little ones that age sit on the knees. And I have done it with Ruben, however, not on like a road. No.

Like in your driveway. And also, you're sort of holding the... No. Oh. I've got another driveway, but you're holding the wheel and then he'll think that he's driving. But he's not. Where's this? Look, the dad doesn't even have the hands on the steering wheel. We're filming. We're clasps. And they're driving at what appears to be around that 50-60 km. Crazy. Yeah, have a listen. Okay, that's... Look, look, look, look at my hands, it's all bass. Look where you going. They're crashed. A three-year-old behind the wheel of a moving uut, steering through Perth's suburban streets while unrestrained on a man's lap. Oh, shit. Go straight, straight. Straight, bass, go. Accelerating at speed, the car drifts all over the road. Go straight. Go left, left, left, left, left, left, left. Oh, we made it! Oh, the video is posted on my birth man, Jake Smith.

Police now investigating labeling the footage deeply concerning, telling 9 news it could have ended in tragedy. Adults are expected to protect children, not place them in situations where they are exposed to unnecessary danger. Yeah, look, I mean, even when I leave their opinions on that, but I think the best thing to do is lock bass up. Sorry, it's a mouth. Bass is free, but yeah. Bass should have known better. And I honestly think you should put toddlers in prison. I mean, that's where Lockham and I met. I'm an experienced bass should have known better. I mean, this way Ruben, you're four year old. He's in prison. He's already in. We visited him once a week in. Your son, Melody, has spelled in emails. Yeah, he's on a stretch. Yeah, yeah, he's been, he's on a leg. Yeah. Never been better. No, and you know what, it worked. Now he's in a little angel. Yeah, and he's learned his lesson. Yeah. So there's a three-year-old driver. Yeah. And then there's another example, which you can text Drive per 352, zero to have a look

of there's some sort of old cation for lack of better term with a car and it's having to go at the person in the car. And then that person just decides to get on the bonnet. She's on the bonnet and you can hear her talking in the background. Listen to the stationary sort of cover. The person starts to drive slowly like you get off my bonnet. Yeah, get out the way. And this person doesn't. Doesn't end well. Have a listen. Get me. Get me. Get me. You're going to get me. Go on. Go on. Go on. Get me. Go on. Get me. Get me. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Calling her a dog. Yeah. Yeah. The person now moves on to the proper light sort of highway. Now she's going for it. Are you going to get off now? Oh, you're going to get off? F***. Wow. She then falls away from the car when it's clearly like motoring.

Yeah. And you can see there's one moment where you can see that person's the look on her face and she goes from being full confident angry to like, I've made a poor. Yeah. It was a nitty-oh. It slides off the bonnet and never seen again. Crazy. Crazy behavior, man. It's a three amazing stories from Australia. From Aussie. The other one before seven was a guy who was caught buttering his bagels. But he is so many. Which isn't a euphemism. That's so great. So we wanted to know there's so many to get. So what have you seen behind the wheel? I'll add a little rock phone, Tickson 3520. And Miles, we can do a couple here and come back. Yeah, look, sitting at a satellite, sluts into the rock many years ago, it was being discussed that it's impossible to lick your elbow. I looked at the car next to me and there's a guy trying to lick his elbow. Now, how can you lick your elbow? No. You actually can. I actually think I can. My tongue can reach it. Yeah, that's a result. But look good. Now you're turned.

Yeah. But lick your elbow. Miles. Oh, go. I cannot let my own man in. No, no, no. Some dopey lady on the weekend in Todong, I was brushing her teeth, doing a hundred on the expressway. Like, where do you spit it out? You're like, put the window in the air. It's from Blake. Ten years ago, South Auckland school just finished. The place is packed. So Blake going to town on himself. What? What's he got to do with school for this? What is everyone around? Oh, no. It's called the car. Yeah. It's called the car. It's a morning rumble podcast. Or as miles calls it, pointless. So what have you seen behind the wheel? So many stories from Australia. You can see some of these just text and drive, three, five, two, zero. This Karen, as you did say, she was a real Karen jumped on the bonnet of the car in a car park. The car didn't stop. It kept on going. It went on to the motorway and she fell off. Like, what was she expecting? We don't know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, we don't. We don't really know what, how that happened, but yeah. Driver was fine.

Yes, she was. Yes, for doing that. Not everyone seemingly on her side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not in prison. It's like, get off my car. And she called her a dog as well. Yeah. Oh, that's the ultimate. That's the ultimate in Australia. Really in soul. Yeah. But Miles, what have you seen behind the wheel? So many, three, five, two, zero, text and. Polling onto the motorway on ramp. Karen, next to me, slightly moving forward. Lady with a towel over her head, Drone her here. Can't see anything. Driving a truck in the Nullaball Plains, which is across Australia. Yeah. In a wagon-tined, strange trailer, it overtakes me. Now at the back, there's a giraffe looking straight at me. That's crazy. I thought I was going crazy. I did find out later that I was shifting a giraffe to Perth Zoo. Well, this one, Ben. Well, that's good, Ben. It makes you feel so much, yeah? Hey. Yeah. Thank Christ. I'm just going crazy, or something? I saw a giraffe, mate. No one would believe you. Quartergirl driving through the mall, a car park,

ripping a bomb. Oh, it's the second bottle of it. I know it is. There's quite a few of those, actually. I've seen a girl run around her car in a bra, while her boyfriend was chasing her around it, saying, give it back. Is a bra fell down? Yeah. I've seen that video. And what happened? Her chest was bouncing around everywhere. Why she was cracking up laughing. No, I carried the word. Everyone was mouth wide open and disbelief. And this was just on Billy Avin Christchurch. Yeah, girl. That's the one. I've seen a lady eating a bowl of cereal and reading a book at the same time. Well, driving. I've seen a lady eating baked beans on toast at the lights. Messy. Bake beans. Unsend like a roll or something. Bake beans. That's tricky. That's going everywhere. That's one. This one's interesting. Driving a truck in traffic down the expressway is sort of a couple in the car next to me going for a bike ride. OK. Code word. Yeah. That's our code word.

Yeah. You know what that means? Yeah. Going for a bike ride. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, those are the ones I can read. Yeah, those are the last ones. Because the rest of them. Pretty dodgy. Pretty dodgy stuff coming through. My wife, please, has four kilo weights at home. And they're quite heavy. So this. Anybody can make jeans, but you can't dope true religions. That famous thing pockets you recognize instantly stand out stitching. They try to get the full package, but only we have the legacy. Shop the iconography capsule now at True Religion. This podcast is supported by your Southern California key dealers. Around Southern California, it's easy to spend plenty of time behind the wheel. Whether you're commuting from OC or heading to Santa Barbara for the weekend, going farther between fuel stops is something everyone can appreciate. That's exactly what Kia's hybrid lineup is built for. Kia offers five hybrid models that combine turbocharged power with hybrid efficiency,

with some delivering more than 600 miles of driving range on a single tank. One model that really stands out is the all new 2027 Kia Tell You Ride hybrid. It offers seating for up to seven passengers, the confidence and capability of a three-row SUV and a turbocharged hybrid powertrain that delivers impressive efficiency for fewer stops at the gas station. It's ready for weekday errands, weekend getaways, and everything in between. If a hybrid fits the way you drive, Kia has a model designed to fit your needs. Learn more at Kia.com or visit your Southern California Kia dealer. That morning rumble podcast. Look for those who don't know, or maybe you do produce a creature's bean on the show. Well, he was looking sort of doing my job for the last two months of last year. Correct. Fantastic job there. Then we all came back and he's been our producer. Then he's taken off to Europe. He's back in about a week. But if you're wondering what creatures up to in Europe, Bryson, now, oh boy, we've just been seeing the video. Man, he looks like he is living the dream.

Ticks the word, creak, to 3.520. I'm not sure if he paid for what he just experienced. Some would. A lot would pay good money for it. That's what happens. He's in a bar somewhere but yeah, you're right. Rods wouldn't mind maldoing it to him. Do it now. If you want to make it happen, Rods, do it. I would have the Rod 2000. Do it on stage. Yes. Do it. Creak, 3.520. What a time he's having. He's having a hell of a time. You only work two months out there. How's he got us to Bada Colon Europe? I don't know. I mean, I needed to do 30 years. Yeah, that's right. You were injured. Yeah. The boss branded 30 years ago. Yeah, you're in that 30. Yeah, and Creak, you're ready to take months. Well played to the owner. Yeah, well played. I don't know if he ever do that. He's back in a week, just in time for the last day, rock 2000. Oh, 10,000. Last day. And then he's off again for rock island. What a playable. Unread. I hate him. One question, Quizz, that went yesterday was all he won $1,000 cash.

What year did Queen's of the Stone Age release the album villains featuring the single, Feet Don't Fail Me? Go. 2017. Now, tell me. Was that a guess? Oh, pretty much. Yeah. It's little P.O.T. Yes, Oli. You won $1,000. Yes, Oli. Oh, two Bada. Two Bada. Tabata. Holy hair. Two Bada. Tabata. The Morning Rumble podcast, the blistered heel of radio podcast. KFC's $5,000, one question quiz. She's the KFC's gonna want a lunch box for $9.99. Yes, indeed it is. There's also the gonna want a lunch box from just $4.99, as well as a gun check that out, T's and C's apply. And we're back to 250 cash, also $50, KFC voucher as well, even if you don't get it this morning. Miles is your quiz master. We're ready to go.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, yesterday was the third time at it gone, which was awesome, and the one question quiz. So we're back to $250. Let's go to Dannyville. Oh, okay. Campbell, get a mate, how are you? How are we, team? Yeah, good. So good. I understand you had the pleasure of playing golf with Bryce and producer Kreach. There was a few months ago, wasn't it? Yeah, sure, Dad. Yeah. There's a Canadian club place. Oh, that's right. Oh, nice. It's right. There's four-filed lads from Dannyville. Yeah. And I didn't really actually want to talk to four or five lads from Dannyville, but it turns out you guys were good. We're all coming to the Rock Doot. The L.O.L.S. Oh, the doors. Yes. Oh, sounds good. No, good on you. Good luck to you, Beau. Here we go, Campbell. All right, you've got five seconds to answer. The answer is always a year. If you don't know, chuck out a guess, you may get it right. Okay. Here we go. Rodgers tied it in a baby's onesie. Pink Floyd released the single Money,

which features on the album Dark Side of the Moon. What year was the album released? Good. 1967. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Incorrect. Sorry, Campbell. There was 1973. Yeah. Yeah. Baga. See you next Friday. No. Three. See you later. Oh, see you next Friday. Good attitude as well. 50 bucks for your birthday. Also $50 cash. Yeah. Campbell for you and the boys. Well done. Oh, so thank you. Yeah. You can't get the feeling easy. He's used to lose them. Oh, that was great. It's a good man. I enjoyed his company. Unlucky. 1973. What an album it was too. Plenty more songs from that album to come in the rock 2000 yet. It was released on my birthday, so March 1, 1973. So it's the same age as me. The day you were born, the day I was born.

That's just a young thing. Yeah, it darks out of the moon. That's a cool fact. Yeah, it was released on March 1, 1973. And it's the longest charting album in history, in musical history, 20 years on the charts. I'm not sure if anybody else has a cool album that came out today, they were born. Yeah, it's great, great question actually. Yeah. You are leading at the moment. That's one of the all-time great albums. I always remember that it came out, just like that. So March 1, so yeah. So you think he owns it or something? Yeah, actually. What's happened? I'm sure there's others. I'm sure there's others. Yeah, you don't want to be 53, but you're younger. Way better. Yeah, well, no one was questioning that. I don't know anything. Yeah, it's pretty obvious the example of why. You don't want to be 53, right? I mean, you don't mean. Anyway, the KFC One Grisha Quiz, she jackpots tomorrow. Oh, yes, she does $500 cash. It would win every year. You got to love to win something.

The Morning Rumble podcast. We are getting so many that we got to, couldn't get to, I should say, yesterday. You broke one then the other. Could be our killies, your snap year are killies. That healed, then you did the other one. That can happen, actually. His heaps to get to those miles, for example, to zero. Yeah, he certainly is. And these have been coming in thick and fast. My son, age six, this time last year, broke his elbow, dislocated at the same time. Oh, it's a little bugger, Aaron. Jan 6th, this year, spiral fracture in his lower leg, eight weeks full cast. 12 weeks after the initial fracture of his leg, he snapped it in the same place six weeks, in a cast again, eight weeks in the moon boot. Yeah, he's been in a wheelchair since the start of the year. He's tough on a kid, man. That's so hard. It's just six years old. A Doug snapped both our killies 12 months apart. Second one was two days out from going to the rugby world cup. The last one in 23. Anyway, went. Jesus, Europe downstairs toilets in the pubs are tough. That's perseverance, Doug. Gary made it to the bar.

Right. Just an arm round each, man. Yeah, you're in the urinal. You have to go hands free, pansy grangles. You have to get it out. Toggle, weasel. Oh, good stuff. Man, I'm on Broker's leg in Bali. Six weeks in the cast. Gets out of the cast. Goes to a D and B gig. Slips in the mud, breaks. Breaks the same leg again. Less than 24 hours out of being out of the cast. Now, we did ask for the other one. No, it doesn't really count, but that's still one leg in the other. Yeah, one then the other. That's unlikely, though. Men to be non-contactive training, got asked to hold the hit shield. Got my nose broken. Went to hospital, straightened by the surgeon. Not good. Played rugby on the Saturday. First rack smashed out of place again. Again. Yeah, that's just a repeated phone injury. Not really fulfilling the brief here, sorry guys. I didn't hear. I guess you're going to go one nose, don't you? Yeah, true. Broke my scaffold bone, a scaffold bone in my right wrist while skateboarding.

And then I got a little bit tipsy, biked home with my cast on, fell off my bike, broke the other scaffold bone on my left wrist. That's where we went. Broke. That one counts. Double cast. Went to school, was running backwards and fell over and broke both elbows at the same time. This is, okay, here we go. This is one after the other. Start of snowboarding season. Broke all my ribs on one side when they connect to the spine. Keep going. Keep going. I just read the text man. But that's tough. Yeah. This is Matt. Broke the other ones on the other side. Two years later, broke two ribs and fractured three frontside at the start of the rugby season. End of season, broken fracture, the same four on the other side. Also broke both elbows, two months apart skateboarding. Drink some milk. Broke, what? What are you guys doing, Matt?

I mean, good on you. Good on you. You're getting out there. But you are weak source. Short chalky. Yeah, good boy. He can't break that many bones. I'm actually like a healthy old man. I'm chalk boy. Honestly, that's weak. Yeah, weak source. God, you don't want to be called weak source by roach. But he's right. A brittle boy. A brittle paper mesh, eh? Yeah, that'd be stronger. Yeah, yeah. We can come back, Maltz. Yeah, we can actually. You're broke one and then the other. Good morning, rumble, podcast, like IBS for your e-holes. One and then the other. Goodness me. I think this is day three of the smells have been doing this. It can go into day four if you need to. Yeah, I think you might be right. As a young fella in the 80s, still learning to walk mum and dad took me a housewarming where I managed to smash my face on the coffee table. I'd have never gashed above my eye. I'd put trip to the A&E before going back to the party. Only for me to smash my face on the coffee table again,

open up a gash on the other eye. That's negligent parents. Yeah. That's parents on the source. That's the other side. That's 80s parents. Yeah. You'll be right. Made a big hit in rugby just like having my shoulder. Got up, hit the next guy with the good shoulder. Just like having those shoulders. It's like a bang, bang play to your job. Cousin snapped her Achilles, mowing the lawn. Yeah, got home from hospital, going up the stairs, snapped the other one. Another one of those. So that's a two snapped Achilles. How are you going up the stairs with your snapback? The first place. You know, you don't warm up, eh? Well, I'm not going up the stairs with a snapback, Achilles. It's interesting how that can happen. There's so many, so many miles. Snap my forearm and half on the motorbike, plain silly buggers. I thought a week later would be good time to learn how to go snowboarding. Snap my other forearm.

Fraser. When I was younger, playing rugby first season, I broke my left wrist, second season, broke my right wrist, third season, broke my left elbow, just located it, fourth season, broke my right wrist again. Mitchell. Give up, Mitchell. Just give up. I admire you, but it's not for you, my friends. It's the signs. Chalky. It's right. Chalky. Chalk for bones. Take it from me. I've got terrible tendons. I broke my right thumb, crash at the BMX track one day. One year and one day later, I broke my left thumb back at the BMX track again, made it around the first corner, and I'm too old for this shit at 40, so I go up. That's the spirit, Collin. That's what you need to do. But late has commences, but at least it didn't come to him. I had 40. Good on you. And must have been about 11 years old, swinging from a branch on a tree, branch snapped, landed on concrete, broke my arm. A couple of weeks later, I thought, my other arm's a bit sore, went back in the hospital.

He guessed it. That arm was broken as well. Oh, damn it. This has been the Morning Rumbles Show Highlights. To hear our offer, Chad, check out the rest of the podcast feed. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.

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