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We break down Part 1 of the Next Gen NYC reunion! Was Andy giving the kids advice? Did Riley triple down on her drunk moment? Is Brooks working too hard to secure a Season 3 from the end of the couch? Plus, we get relationship updates and we need these kids to understand that Charlie is good for the show! Come judge with us!
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Com Wei Key Welcome back to TutjodgyGirls. This is Mary from The Bay, and it's Courtney from LAia, and it is a day of the week right now. Well, you're not in LA. That is true. I'm not butter unp Schweizin. true. I'm not in L.I. I'm currently in Scottsdale visiting my fam. And let me just tell you what a large house is compared to like my house. When I say large, I mean full of people. My normal day is I wake up between 630 and 7. I sit in silence for most of my morning until I'm chit chatting with you. I wake up, I have a coffee, I watch the show that we're going to talk about. I get myself ready. You have a very lovely morning. But when I'm here, it's like everyone's
there up at 5 a.m. Now they don't wake me up at 5 a.m. But by the time I've done my work and I'm going to go get my coffee, everybody's up. Who wakes up at 5 a.m. at your house? They naturally, you're dead and in bed. Mm-hmm. Okay. And they do everything, but they're like you. You get up at 5 a.m. So by the time 8 a.m. rolls around, you're like at lunch. I'm I'm like waiting for 8 a.m. to hit to Tex Courtney. And I have been breaking the rules because I I'm like, this is important stuff. I've already lived two lives before 8 a.m. I will say because Charlie's in daycare, he woke up at 7 15 the other morning, this morning, 615. Wow, he's exhausted. Anything out of 5 a.m. is so much better. I'll even take a 630. So I feel like I'm living right now. I'm getting the next hour perhaps. They're talking. My dad is playing music and I'm like, this is wild, you guys. I'm just not used to the chaos of having people.
Right. We're watching Dancing With The Stars last night. My sister's got the treadmill out so she can get the rest of her steps. I'm like, it is 8 30 p.m. I'm giggling. You guys, we have a special guest for Dancing With The Stars because my dad will be coming and he had his whiteboard out last night to take notes and I laughed. I go, oh my god, am I my father's daughter because I had the white board for the West in Amanda whiteboard combo. I appreciate him taking this so seriously. He is going to be able to come in critique. He might have to come week by week. He won't get him set up just for like a rusty corner. I was like, we just all lead such different lives. Personally, I wouldn't much rather live your life. I love a lively household. No, it's jarring. It's an adjustment. I will say that. Mary the other day sends me a video of Charlie on the coffee tables and I'm like, well, what is he doing? She said he's building strength. What do you mean? I don't think that's weird at all. The coffee table I specifically bought for him. I love this
article, coffee table. And it has no corners. So it's safe. This is his toy. Oh, right. I thought you bought it for him so that he wouldn't run into it. I didn't realize it was for a jungle gym as well. But that's the pier chaos in your house. And I love that for you. It's a living, baby. It is city living every day. More shit accumulates in here with these dumb plastic toys. And I just never wanted my home to look like a child lived here. Well, guess what? You can definitely tell a child lived there. Okay. I wanted to mention because we got a DM yesterday from a juror that was like, guys, a boy friend was at Burning Man. But he's only posting it on his close friend's story. I think it's crazy. She never posted that he was there with her. And I assumed the whole time that he was filming her. And you were like, no, I don't know about that. And then you kind of did convince me a little bit that they had broken
up. I kept on at that. I was like, I don't know about that. I really think he went. But there was no evidence. And we finally got some yesterday. Right. But the fact that it was on close friends. And then to the juror, I was like, wait, how are you on his close friends? Right. I loved this. I loved getting the inner circle of it all. But I just want to say I will backtrack. When I wrong, I will admit to it. I was wrong. I wanted to take that back. Layboy friend was there. He was filming. And you know what? Maybe I give props to Bethany in that way. Because I think she knew that would be a talking point. Oh, so this was all strategic. Yes. Because he had posted, he had set up her RV. He had done all these cute little things. And he had commented saying, who's our V do you think we slept in? Obviously not mine. So it sounds like he had space for his stuff, but then set it up. And I have to backtrack and apologize for making a rumor. You did start a rumor. I was kind of biting at it. I took a little bit of a little bit of a
spoiler. I did not. The wall. It was a taste test. Okay. But you know, they've made it to six months. She's so in love with him. She's been talking about how he calms her nervous system. And I actually believe it. Her voice changes when she does talk about him. Everyone deserves to find love. So good for her and Gary. I was saying because name is shame. Name is not Gary. Courtney made that one comment. And you guys, I also have to write my wrongs here today. Courtney did ask me how old I thought Haley was. Haley from New York. And you know, I did think she was 54. I was wrong. I was off by 15 years. And I do want to apologize for that. It is kind of getting a little bit big on TikTok. Haley has commented on Instagram. And she's funny. She can take the joke. She writes about ARP as well. So I'm going to have to write back. But I love a housewife that can take the heat.
I think Haley has been a fantastic addition to the show. I absolutely love watching her. And I'd like to smoke a doobie with her. Thank you. You're 54. And that is dating me. You guys know I'm a seven year old trapped in this body. She truly is. She truly is. I don't even think you were being mean about it. I think you were honestly shocked by it. The whole point was to say she is the same age as many of these new housewives on this show that Lindsey Hubbard could be an easy fit into Roni if need be sure. Sure. And I also saw Aaron did a podcast with Dylan Hafer. And it made me feel like she is going to film a scene with Roni that that has already happened. Lindsey Hubbard guys. Yes. Aaron has like a little glimmer in her eye when Dylan was speaking of it. So there's the she's there. She was smirking for sure. I talk to Lindsey every day. You
really got to put her in that graduate program though at Lindsey Hubbard. You because Aaron needs it. That is true. Yes. Also, we will do the Roni taglines when we talk about Roni next week. A taco. It's so Emily Thimson. Like does she have a taco business? Anyways, that's for another week. But just wanted to mention we did see it. We did record before they came out. Yes. Mm-hmm. And I just want to say I know we're going to do a dancing with the stars episode. But you guys, the dancing with the stars male episode that premiered. I freaking loved it. I was boarding a plane. I sat down. I sent all 10 votes in for every single man. I have to vote blindly. You guys know I zero out my votes every week. I want to contribute when Alfonso says we have a record breaking number of votes this week. I need to be a part of that. I have a whole conspiracy theory about devoting and I can't wait to talk to you about it. Okay. Well, I'm just going to let you know that I will also be sending in
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It feels a little different to me. I don't even know if I could call it a reunion in some ways. They are our children and it's never been more apparent in this reunion. They just are not even the sense of what a reunion is. And I think there's something sweet about that. Because it's like they want to have these housewife-esque moments, but they're not housewives. They're 20-somethings. There are kids. It felt too like dad was moderating. Of course. He was giving them tips during this, which I thought was sweet. I think he was like, you guys are on a very popular show right now and you have to handle comments from the audience. You have to relive these situations. I think also life experience is like, sometimes it's tougher when you're in the 20s to take criticism and to understand what's going on, then to like relive it. And then to know too, they do obviously their interviews for the show. The after show, they're not watching any of the episodes either. That was really shocking to hear. I assumed that they were able to watch the season and then
get asked about. So a lot of the after show is doubling down. Whereas then the reunion is either they're going to clean up that doubling down or they're going to triple down. So like people like Riley are coming into the reunion. She is tripling down on her behavior. I know that drunk moment. I actually kind of forgot about it. And then they brought it up. I feel like at first she was like, I was so embarrassed. I felt really bad. And then she should have just kept on the apology tour, but she did not. And they was like, well, I didn't even have a Birkin at the time. And then Amira was like, well, Georgia was really antagonizing Riley in that situation. People started coming to her defense. But then like, Gia came to Georgia's defense. And I just feel like Riley, there's something more to this story. And there's something that she isn't saying out loud. And I don't know what it is.
She just doesn't like Georgia. And maybe it's that she gets drunk all the time. I don't know. And he basically alludes to her like having a drinky problem. I think he just asked that, which I think is a question he's going to ask. I just thought, like you said, Riley, apologize. Be like, I was out of line. I felt like I was being antagonized by Georgia when I watched it back. That wasn't my experience. But from what I saw, I should have nipped it in the bud because then when she talks to Ariana. And she's like, you should have tried to drag me. She's like, I did instead of putting your bad behavior on somebody else because that's what a friend should do. You have to just own what you did. Look, I thought I was drinking so, Drew. I was drinking tequila like it was. It was way stronger. Georgia, for all the things that they come at Georgia for, she is very forgiving to this group. You said, Gia says, Georgia takes it on the chin a lot with this group. She takes a lot of shit. And Georgia being like, I remember being out of college. I remember having like those kind of nights. And it is true. Is it a drinking problem? No. But do we over serve ourselves when Ariana is like, yeah,
I've done that before. People make mistakes. Riley, you just be like, I went too far that night. I felt like Georgia wasn't antagonizing me whether she was or not. I took it too far. I shouldn't have done that when I watched it back. I didn't like my behavior. My mom has talked to me. I don't want to embarrass her. I know she said some of these things, but just like own it and be done with it because I don't think it reflects well on her to still try to say that like the other people are the problem because they should have done something else about it and just accepted her behavior. Well, Ariana gave a TR answer back. She's like, she's allowed to feel the way she feels. I was getting annoyed. But then Riley, she wasn't expressing completely how she feels. There's something more to this story. When she said, I wish you just like through a lemon in my face. I'm like, if someone had done that to you, you would have fucking lost your mind. You would have actually thrown the glass. Right. Right. Right. But I thought it was very strange that Andy brought up your mom doesn't drink. And then I felt like she was alluding to her having a drinking problem.
And I feel like she had to go home for a long time. She was barely in the season after that if you ask me. And I feel like she really got reprimanded at home to candy gave it to her. And does she really drink after that on camera? Be honest, I wasn't monitoring her drinking because truly I was young like I had nights that are not great. Thank God there wasn't a camera crew. But I do feel like she's not taking full ownership. Maybe there is something more to it. I think Riley does not like to be vulnerable with this group. I think season one she had a really tough season. And I think when she tried to express herself that it wasn't taken as seriously as she would have liked. And so I think if she shows vulnerability with this group, she's afraid that people aren't going to take her seriously or treat her how she feels she should be treated. And so she'll give like a little bit of a apology, but add the butt to it because she doesn't want to be vulnerable with this specific group. I think you hit the nail on the head there.
There's something holding her back in this group. And maybe it is from the first season. She can't be truly herself. And then she over drinks because of it. And she just didn't appear again other. You know, yeah. The annoying part is is that you could just totally get over it and move on from it. Her talking about how she had to turn off her film because of the comments, especially when it came to Ariana. And when they played back that clip, I was like, Oh, that's interesting because I thought that they hadn't talked since the show. And then when they played it back, it sounded like Ariana was actually saying, No, we haven't talked since the episode aired. But I remember interpreting it that they weren't talking. Yes. Yes. Riley's also like that made me look bad. And so she wants Ariana to take somewhat of the blame too. Yeah. I wonder if Riley will come back for season three. It feels like the group has really gelled. And I don't know if she is in the mix. I think she is because she was a shy's apartment with Rowan with Ava teaching her how to
twerk. Okay. Thank God. So I do think that there is movement with it. I think that they really are all trying to push Charlie out. And I'm like, Oh, you guys, unless he's only jail for crypto torture house Charlie's not going anywhere. Right. Did Riley go to the Bahamas? I don't believe she did. Charlie, shy, Ava, Amira, and Ariana. Okay. And she obviously, right. Charlie, it's so weird because he's so bad. He's a terrible person. And yet I can't get enough of him. And I felt like he was really taking everyone on one by one. I love Charlie. And I do. I want to watch him. I want to see him. He gives zero fucks. He's the modern day Spencer Pratt. But he's not writing the script. Well, we don't know about that ending though. I'm still not over that. I don't know about that. But I will say I was obsessed with Brooks this episode. Oh, God. He is fighting so hard for a season three.
He's like, Mom, I'm doing so good on the couch. I'm really confronting everything. I'm going to get to spy. I won't let you down, Mama Bear. You know when he got that last spot on the couch, he was like, Oh, shit, shit. I'm on the fence. I'm on the fence for season three. I'd ever bring it in this turquoise jacket. I am going after that Charlie, that crypto kidnapper. Okay. But you guys somewhat pointed out the way that Brooks sits almost like his legs aren't connected to his body. And now it's all I can see just the positioning of his legs. Please go back and see it's how he does his interviews to on this show. So I went back and looked and like, Oh, my God, they're just there. When he called Meredith because he's like, I don't know if my points are going through though. He had a little bit. She goes, By the way, if you're Mike Duck right now, they're going to show this and you could see him be like, Oh, shit. I'm calling my Mommy. Do you think he succeeded in really getting his point across during this reunion?
Or do you think it was coming off his try hard? Oh my God. I loved it. It was so try hard. But I love it. No. Also is he AI? I think it's because when he talks, he doesn't move his face. It's just lip movement. And I think that's what's throwing you off. So there's also no emotion that's just slightly louder or softer. So it's like Charlie, you're part of the crypto torture house. No, you know what it is. It's only like his second time on earth. Maybe first. You know, we've had a few more times. First life. First life on earth. I felt like he came in with the facts. You said you'd rather cut off your dick than go to lunch with my dad. You said my dad was pathetic. I'm sorry. My dad is just a high level executive. He's working as I saw up to provide for his family. Mary, you gave way too much emotion there. I think you should go back and say it exactly how he said it in the monotone voice.
Well, you're the one outside the torture house. He's a high level executive and he has worked his ass off to provide. No, Mary, you're putting emphasis on too much emotion. Just read it as is. I don't want any emphasis. It's just straight. One more time. I can't do that. I have a motion. You are the one. You, you, you were. No, hang on. You were. You were. You were the one outside of the torture house. He has a high level executive and has worked ass off to provide for my family. I probably handled it the most. Stop talking about my dad. The way you treat me is very different. There you go. And you know what you had to do? You could not put any emotion in your face. You could only move your lips. Also, Brooks. Yeah. Okay. Sure. We love Seth. Yeah. I'm with Charlie. I don't want to go to
lunch with your dad so he could talk to me about being pansexual. There was way too much Seth first season. I will agree with that. And then when they're like, you called Seth a house husband. Yeah, that's an insult. You guys, your mom's your housewives. I know. I know. The double standard there is wild. I just love when Charlie's like someone read a comment saying they better show up today. He's actually Charlie. I watched the season. See, you're much better at it. I know you could nail it though. I knew you had it in you to not evoke any emotion. Okay. What about Brooks comment though? He said the way you treat me is very different. And then Andy says why do you think that? And then Andy says, do you think he is homophobic? How could he be a homophobic? He's best friends with big gay Mike. That's the way you guys. His friends was like, I showed up with the gay man. They gave two blow jobs at the same party. How could I be homophobic? Clearly, I have a
gay friend. I have lots of gay friends. The gay grapevine exists because of Charlie. I do see what Andy was trying to say because I think that's been brought up throughout the season. The way that he does talk about Brooks. I think it's been the commentary with Amira and what he said about her. Yeah, I thought that was a really interesting question. Also, I love how Amira started the reunion because she apologizes to Georgia right off the bat. She's like, to be honest, me and Kevin were going through a lot at that moment. And I might have been projecting on you a little bit more than I should have. So I appreciated Amira handling that from the beginning. Are they still together? The way that she answered about the status of them where she was and we're not moving in, maybe in the future. And then I felt like Andy asked, what are those issues? And she didn't really answered. She kind of avoided that. I was like, what's going on with Kevin?
I think she's a smart girl and knows to save it for season three. She's a business woman. She truly is. God, she looked great too. Okay, let's go over the relationship status of everyone. So Ariana and Hudson are off at the reunion, even though they kind of tried to reconcile, but it didn't seem to work out. And Liam thinks this is very exciting news. Okay, I'm laughing at Liam, though, because this is how you know he has no idea what goes on at a reunion because he's like Danny Booko status. He's smaller than everybody on the couch because he's just like leaning back, sitting on a couch. You know, just like, I'm here, but he looked good, you guys. He looked very cute. You know what? I don't care that his mom is the CEO of Nickelodeon. As Brooke said, he's a fantastic actor. And then other exciting news, Jia and Christian are moving in together in the city in November, unclear if the city is Jersey City or Manhattan.
We don't the other. Yes. But they're moving into together. I thought that was good because I think I even said last week you had asked, do I think that they'll live together? And I was like, maybe if she decides to move closer to where he is, but I'm surprised that he's moving. I think what happened, they both lived at home. And I think when Jia moved out, he started spending time with Jia at her place. And I was like, oh, this isn't so bad. Sure. Of course. And then independence and being adults with experience. And as they were my children, and I can impart unsolicited advice because nobody asked, they're not listening. Brooks and his boyfriend, Jia and her boyfriend, that they're all moving so fast, even when Hudson and Ariana live together. And I do think that Christian is probably ungame for Jia unclear on Brooks. We don't know the guy. Right. But they're so young, I just wish I don't want them to. I battle with this Courtney. I didn't even move Michael. So after we got married, and I loved it. I loved living without my partner. I love
living without my partner. She loves it now too, guys. She does love it now. She's an adjustment. She doesn't adjustment. She loves Michael. Of course. Just got to have a reminder. I loved the time when I didn't live with him too. You know, best of both worlds, Hannah Montana over there. Right, okay. I don't know what I'm talking about. About them living together in their 20s. That's how I'm looking at it. Yeah. Well, I didn't think it was really funny that, you know, Georgian press, they are broken up. However, they are both freezing their eggs and their sperm. So if at 40, they're not married, they would compare it. Kaboom is what she said when the egg and the sperm meet. Don't you think people used to do this in the age used to be 30? Right. If that was like the whole like my best friend's wedding, starring Julia Roberts and Dermot Mulroney. Great. We have to go love that movie. So it was 30 though, right? It was 28, I believe. Wow.
I believe they were 28 years old and he called because he was going to marry college aged Cameron Diaz. Yeah, I love to bet it was like the age limit now was 40. I think it's smart too. Georgia kept touching her hair and as someone who touches her hair a lot subconsciously. I was known every time she was talking, she was holding down at her hair on both sides. And does Georgia have her life because of Charlie? Oh my god. Charlie really does want to lay her to the cross like Jesus did because he cannot get over this. Is that what's the line? Is that the right? No, you just made me laugh because of Vicki Gumbelson. Yeah, exactly. He really does though. He is like you would be nowhere without me. He really holds that against her and he will forever. I truly do think he's like I put Georgia on the map and because of me, she is indebted forever. And he will never get over
this and he really wants her to say thank you for getting me on the show. I owe you everything. I do think Georgia can take things on the chin and she does reflect and she can say when she's wrong, I think she does apologize a lot. And I wonder if she finally did say just to get him off her ass and say you did get me on the show. Thank you for introducing me and leave it at that. Like what would he do at that? What would he have to hold over her anymore? So here's what's funny. Georgia and Charlie are two birds of a feather. They really are in so many aspects. I think that they are idea people, but they want other people to pay for their stuff. I think just Georgia presents way better as much more fun. Charlie is like what you see is what you get. If you told me that Georgia had hung out at the crypto torture house, it would not surprise me. Not that she was taking part of it, but that she was hanging out there. She just got into that scene. She was out one night. They had
an after party. She ended up over there. Charlie knew this was the crypto house. Me and Courtney were talking the other day about this. I was like, I would help Georgia get an Uber home because you're like, she's so charming and she lost her credit card. She's got an iPad and can't connect to Wi-Fi to open the Uber app. Yes. So like, I have no problem paying for her Uber. Charlie would end up in your car taking the Uber home with you and then drop you off at your house and continue on his way to his own house. Do you mind changing and adding my house to the stops? Exactly. Exactly. Then you're like, yeah, I guess because I didn't realize you were in the back of the call. And I don't want you at my house. So yeah, let me have it take you home. They just present differently. And I don't think that like, Georgia's necessarily a grifter. More so where I think Charlie is. But I think that they butt heads so much because they are really similar
in the way that they approach life. There are these New Yorkers. They grew up there. They did things together. They had fun together. And then I think this cast is actually benefited Georgia. And I think it's made her see other perspectives and the way that the NEPO kids live. And I say NEPO kids isn't like the housewife kids that she's like, Oh, I want to do that. But it's like, yeah, but where is club club? And where are any of Charlie's ventures? Where are any of Georgia's ventures? Where is the cleaning line gross? Is that what it was called? Oh, no, it was messy. Yuck. And then it went to messy, right? But then she can't trademark either of those because they're two common names, right? Yeah, I don't think there's a cleaning line quite yet. And I don't think we will ever actually see a club. And I don't think anyone is going to go into business with either of these people. And they will be Bravo Labs. And I'm okay with that. Honestly, what about either of them on traders? Oh my God, if Georgia went on traders, I feel like people would be like, I don't know what to do with her,
which would make her really fun because you just be like, there's no way she's a trader, but you'd have to make her a trader. Yes. And then she would go into the turret. And you know, how sometimes we've just got to pick somebody random to like throw them off the scent. Like she would never be picking someone random. Whoever she chose, they'd be like, oh, to throw them off the scent, she said, no, I just vibes. They would think she's had such a strategy. And there's no strategy. She's a chaos monster. I love Georgia. She's great. Seth, how is the pitch meeting? Yeah, we never saw that. She needs to lean into the collapse. Go talk to Puril. Go talk to Chloros. Go talk to Lysol. Go be a brand ambassador for them and make your money that way. I don't think you need to be leading these different ventures because it's not going to work out for you. You're the idea, girl. Yes, she is. She can't execute. Yeah. I think Charlie too. I'm not sure what Charlie would be an ambassador for. Maybe the box. When Brooks was like, do you even trade crypto? He's like, I have a coin base account. I have a C wallet. It was like, where's your Bitcoin? I'm like, I do believe
that Charlie is a day trader. I feel like Amor is dad. He's going $10,000 a month and he day trades that in one day. And sometimes he's up and he can pay his rep for the month. And then sometimes he's down and he is grifted. And then he is finding his way into people's overs. He's selling the weed. Yes. And yeah, there's something so fascinating about watching him. I think it's something about that I don't give a fuck attitude that he leads with too. He's coming in quite strong in this region. I will say people are calling him dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. I think is what she should have called them. And then when she's like repeating, she's like, that was a good one. When they were like shy, could you tuck your collar in the control room saying, that's the look. And Andy goes, okay, I told the old people, this is a fashion move. And I laughed because I said, we thought he was sloppy because we're like, why is one untucked? We are the old people. I said, Haley, what is the like the shy Brooks fight? I didn't understand that with Cooper being involved.
It sounds like correct me if I'm wrong, which I probably am because I also couldn't follow it. Cooper and shy were hanging out. Brooks had told something about Charlie. And then he had told Cooper. And then Cooper was talking about Brooks and Georgia. And then Cooper told Georgia that shy was also there talking about. And I'm like, I don't understand because I thought the whole thing was that you didn't want to model for him. And now we're getting a bigger conversation. This is why Brooks isn't good at this because he should have had the customer as always right line ready to go. That was fucking funny, Georgia. Oh my god nailed it. Don't bring my tons of electomy into this Mary. It was very silly. I think you're mad at shy for no reason. I really think that shy is trying to be a peacekeeper. Whenever you watch shy in an argument, it's the true man show. He's like, what are we even talking about here? How did I get here? I don't think he
plays up an act. I think he literally is like, huh? Well, you babysat him at the rugged party for like 30 minutes while I got photos. You got to stop reminding people of that. Is he playing us? No, he literally is like, I honestly don't understand what we argue about. I feel like he thought he was the punching bag of the group for no reason. But they all do, Jeh. I think they all really do have a good time together. To me, the people on the most outs on the group, I questioned Riley, but I think you're right, the torquing thing. It's kind of like Georgia. I don't think she really hangs out with the group. Oh, I think she does. I feel like she and Brooks were connecting about making their moments. Geo was talking and defending her. I think they do hang out. I think there's a subsection. Yeah, I Charlie probably doesn't hang out with most of the group, but hangs out with shy or hangs out with Eva. They need to know they need Charlie. I know. Guys are trying to push them out and you can't. And obviously, I think we're going to get more to the Jesus manipulation next week when they
focused on her pink Bible beginning. I said, I can't. When Andy called out the tannin, Ariana will never be able to wear that dress again because it is white. I think it will be peach by the time three and years over. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Okay. When Andy brought up Kyle Cook, I said, what do you mean one make out? I don't believe that. And then shy says not in front of me, Andy. And then he feels like nothing really happened with Eva and shy. Right. It seems like it just kind of fizzled out, but then they bring up this point about shy crushing on Ariana. Like this is such a nothing burger. Why are we talking about that? Should I obviously find Ariana attractive, but they are friends and it's going to go nowhere. I think he probably said, yeah, Ariana's hot. Like every man on this cast has said. Yeah, that was a nothing burger. And then Brooks is like, he's lied the entire, wait, sorry, that was too much emotion. Well, he lied throughout the entire season. That sounds like Meredith.
And and when Brooks also tells Charlie to, he's like, well, you were caught inside the crypto torture house. It Charlie goes, doesn't mean I'm not charming. What's happening here? I feel like nothing happened. But then like, as I'm recapping it with you, I'm like, no, I think it's happened. I'm glad it's only two parts. That's all we need. Yeah, it's fine. This is their first go around even in the beginning. It's like, we're all like really nervous. They don't know what they're getting into. Rowan thought there was a live audience. And that's like so cute. The New Yorkers, I guess, will call them. They've never watched a reunion. Right. They have no idea what's going on. They're like, what do you mean we're reuniting? Like, we just hung out last night at Shia's apartment. Shia shows up dress. He's like, were we not supposed to come in our outfit? There's level of innocence is freaking adorable. Right. What did you think about Gia calling her mom and Andi talking to Trey?
I thought it was so cute. There's nothing but love that Treysa has for her daughters. When she was like, she's just like me and both Gia and Andi go, wow. No. And he was like, oh, hand was going like, side to side. I don't know about that. I don't think that Gia's going to get up and push me down. I don't think that Gia's flipping a table. I don't think so either. You can tell Gia is so image conscious. Yeah. When they were like, Gia, why do you keep fighting the battles? I feel like Gia wanted to be like, because I'm the one with the most experience on this stage right now. And you guys are doing things all wrong. Yeah. She's so mature though. She really is. She doesn't want to create mess, but she wants to do what's right. Mm-hmm. And I think she is a mouthpiece for people that won't stick up for themselves in the best sense. You know how Kristen Dodie is like, I'm a pit bull. And you want to stick them on her. And it's actually like, actually you want it to be more of the Gia route
where she's just holding people accountable. She's just saying, when it comes to Charlie and Georgia, Charlie, can you understand why Georgia was upset was because people thought you were stealing her concept? And then I also understand from Charlie. She was like, why should I be apologizing because she heard a rumor? Right, right. And then Andy literally has to break it up and write. He's so sick of us. They're doing great, sweetie. Yeah, they're doing amazing. And we've got part two. Part two makes me feel bad because Hudson's going to come out and we don't need him. Ariana obviously has feelings right there. They've just broken up again. Then she has Liam. Then she has Charlie. And I feel like again, they're going to talk about her like she's not there. I'm excited to hear the details of Ariana and Charlie's relationship. I'm a curious girl. You are. We are curious girls. All right, we'll be back with Dancing with the Stars. Okay, bye.
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