Trump Slams NATO Allies | Tom Brady, Linda Cardellini, Derrick White, Katie Boyle | Tuesday, March 17

From studio 16, Rangamellor Center in the heart of New York City, this is tonight's

show starring Jimmy Fallon, like John Jimenez got top rating, Linda Paralini, Derek

Watkins, comedian Katie Boyle, and featuring Pete Legendary Ruth Kurly, and here he is, Jimmy Fallon!

Hey, I'm very excited about this NFL legend Tom Brady is here tonight! Oh my goodness! I love Tom

Brady, because other than the good looks, chiseled physique, and seven Super Bowl rings were

pretty much the same guy. I mean, twinsies, yeah. Yeah, Tom has seven Super Bowl rings, but sadly

he had to trade one today for a full tank of gas. Oh, that's what's happening, yeah, it's

unbelievable. Guys, I want to wish everyone a happy St. Patrick's Day. This is happy St. Patrick's

Day. Today, President Trump kept with tradition and hosted Ireland's Prime Minister for a White

House visit, and once again, Trump made Marco Rubio dress up as a leprechaun. And this is

fun. Trump also had him wear a pair of leprechaun slippers that were two sizes too big. Well,

guys, this day, 18 of the war in Iran, and today Trump said that most of our NATO allies

have informed the White House that they don't want to get involved. Yeah, Trump asked

France for help, but they don't want to get involved with us in Iran. You know it's

bad when France turns down to three-way. Oh, and people are talking about this. Trump

keeps claiming that a former U.S. President told him, I wish I did what you did in Iran,

but all of them deny speaking with Trump. I feel like two things seem equally possible,

either Trump's lying, or Joe Biden doesn't remember talking to him. It's very, very

possible. We'll get this according to a new poll, half of Americans believe Trump attacked

Iran to distract from the Epstein files. Trump was like, fake news. I attacked Venezuela

to distract from the Epstein file. Well, guys, everyone's focused on the situation in

the Middle East, where the President Trump has been trying to unblock the straight-up

or moose. For more on this, we go to our foreign correspondent, Kevin O'Reilly. Kevin

was the latest. Well, Jamie, the situation remains fluid, and the world's oil supply hangs

in the belt. I'm sorry to say Kevin, I'm sorry I'm going to stop. I'm sorry to interrupt

there, but there seems to be a malfunction. All we're seeing is your head. Oh, I see

what's happening. I wore a green suit for St. Patrick's Day, and it's not showing up

on the green screen. Well, I don't know what to do about this. Maybe I get, if I get

lower, is it better or move around? Is this better? Is this helping? No, it's not, no,

now you look like a DVD screensaver. I don't know what you do. It's just, stop doing

whatever. It's just, you know, stop helping. No, it's just, stop. What are you doing?

No, it's not getting better. No. No, it's not helping. Not helping. I know what I'll

do. I know what to do. I can take my jacket off. Oh, okay, great, great. That might help.

So tell us, have any oil tankers been able to get through this straight of her mousse? As

of now, no. The straight is at a complete standstill. Sorry, sorry. And now, I'm sorry,

sorry. Did your shirt say daddy's little leprechaun? No. It says daddy's little leprechaun.

All right, I forget. Let's just go to our sports correspondent. I lean o' Doyle. Oh, no.

Thanks, Jimmy. Oh, my gosh.

Arch madness is upon us. No, all right. Thank you. Forget it. Forget it. Let's just move on.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. Everyone's wearing green.

Hey, this is cool. Team USA's World Cup uniforms have been revealed. Check these out.

Pretty sweet. They also released the official Team USA beanie. Check it out.

Yeah. And then they also have the team glasses, apparently.

All right. Here's the captain of Team USA wearing the whole uniform. I can't,

I can't seem to find him. Oh, there he is, right there. I found you. See it in the World Cup, you.

Yes.

Well, some business news, the CEO of Delta Airlines said that airfares are going to go up

due to rising fuel costs. Meanwhile, Southwest was like, in that case, we're just going to use half

of our engines. We have a great show. And without legend, Tom Brady is here tonight.

Well, man, the very talented Linda Cartelini is joining us.

Boston Celtics superstar Derek White is here.

And we've got Santa from Ireland's own Katie Boyle. Stick around. We'll be right back with Tom.

Brady, come on back.

Our first guest is a seven-time Super Bowl champion who has more wins, yards, and touchdowns

than any quarterback in NFL history. Now he's playing in the fanatics flag football classic

brought to you by Fanatic Studios, which airs live this Saturday at 4 p.m. on Fox Sports.

Please welcome the one and only Tom Brady.

Tom Brady, my favorite. My man. Thank you for being here, Bertil.

I brought you something. We opened, I have hobby shops around the country. We opened our 13th

card bought by Tom Brady, and I know you're a big Derek Jeter fan, so let's bring a Derek Jeter

signed. What's hard? He's my favorite. You kidding? I know, he's my favorite too, so that's my

body. Oh my god. The best. Outside of all the Eagles fans, I know you have over there.

There are a lot of Eagles fans here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My stay away is far from here as possible. I love that you're doing stuff like this too.

And how is this going, this card job? It's going great. Really enjoyable for me, just kind of

reconnecting with the hobby. I started when I was a young kid, like all of us just getting

connected with collecting cards, trading cards with your friends and so forth, and now we get to

do it. And kind of the next generation of collectors are, you know, these young kids, get them out

there and get going. I love that you're just a fan, too, of sports. I've been to a game with you,

a few, I don't know if you remember, we went to a series of games. How could I forget that?

With the Edelman, yeah, they were there. I was really excited, you were.

I was really excited. But it was fun sitting next to you because your brain moves differently

than other people's brains. Like, I think at one point you said to me, you go, I think

the game's over. Yeah, they can't win. I go, Tom, there's a whole other period left.

And you go, no, mathematically, like you did the math in your brain. It's almost like a beautiful

mind, like you did it. It's not that beautiful, trust me. Oh, no, it's actually pretty smart.

We had Jack Hughes on the show. Yeah. And they were like, dude, we all watched the women's

hockey team win gold. And Tom is the biggest fan out there. Yeah. Well, I think them because they're

still in the moment and they're still participating in active athletes, you know, you want

to see all these guys do well, but you're kind of also like, what are they doing, you know,

in strategizing? Yeah. Now I'm just like, I'm so beyond that. Now I'm like, man, I just want to see

some great plays at men and even when I've gotten into my broadcasting with Fox, like just watching

from the 50 yard line and watching these incredible athletes do incredible things just gets me excited

because I want to see them do it. You know, I want to see these young guys on the field be better

than what we were. You know, we took the game to a certain point. Now they got to elevate it to

to the next point. Are you like this at your kids games? I'm probably pretty irritating to them

because I probably, they want me to stand outside the arena when they're playing because like,

that don't come in here. It's, you know, but I love watching them play it. We're disguised. We're

at and bearded. Like, reach up. Oh my god. Come on. I know I always kind of, especially when I go to

like the opposing schools, I like the hat hoodie is far down, as far away from every other parent

because you just want the attention focused on the kids and that's where it should be.

I know you were down in Las Vegas last week and you hooked up with your pal LeBron James. Oh man,

I was good. No, what? Yeah. LeBron played football in high school before basketball. Yeah.

Could you see playing with LeBron? You see him? Yeah, but yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, I'd take him.

He had been drunk on the same team. I don't know if he had lasted 23 years playing LeBron,

but he actually could last 23 years. He's on 2021 now in the NBA. He's ridiculous and I've

always looked up to him how he's handling himself kind of on the court and off the court. He's

another guy that, like the Derek Jeter, you know, he just elevates himself above everybody else.

He's such a class act and he's a great dad. You see his son out there playing like what,

what a dream come true to her dad. But I see you come out and everyone goes nuts

when they see you at any sports event. But then if you come out with LeBron, I'm like,

oh my god. I'm sick to go. They hear the word goat a thousand times. Yeah. It's amazing. Yeah.

Pretty cool sheer experience. You know, when you have these different relationships over a period

of time and your life, you know, when I grew up just as a normal kid, I never could have imagined

what my life would become. But then, you know, ultimately you have some success in what you're doing.

And a lot of these opportunities get afforded to you. And there's a lot of times I pinch myself.

You know, I'm just like, well, I can't believe what a crazy life.

A giant statue at Gillette Stadium. I mean,

gotta feel great. Yeah. And then all the pigeons take dead aim at that.

Whenever they fly over. So be careful when you get a statue because, you know,

you never know how it's going to look from day to day. That's interesting. I didn't think about that.

But yeah, like you were saying, do you think this kid would ever think that he'd have a statue of

himself? Oh my god. Oh, that's not a cute picture, please. What are you talking about?

Like, didn't you, like, you saw the Netflix roast. You've done enough roasting. No.

Get rid of that photo. I feel like these. Oh, look at that.

Now that's a proper. The promise, when I went home, my mom used to cry when I would come home with

haircuts. It's like, why did they do that to your hair?

V2. You know, like, can you do the bowl cut where you cut it all the way down around,

shave it like the bare skin and then the front? I mean, it's ridiculous.

One time I got a perm. Did you? Yeah, this is a true story. I was in college. And you know,

when you're in college, you have no money and you take anything for free. Yeah. You know,

anything come for free. I go great. And my friends were getting their haircut and I was walking past

and the scroll goes, hey, your hair's so straight. Do you ever think about getting a body wave?

I don't know what that is, but yeah, she goes, I'm actually in school right now. I can give you one

for free. I go, let's do a body wave, man. Are you kidding me? Let's go for this. Cut to, I had

rollers in my hair and I was under one of those heat. Those heat. Oh my god. And I'm reading like

red book or something. And my body's woke by the wind. I'm like, hey, what's up, man? Like,

what are you doing? It's just a body wave. It's not a perm. I'm just getting, my hair's pretty

straight. So she's going to add a little wave to it. She took out these rollers. I had the tightest

perm. Oh my god. I've ever seen something. You have pictures of this.

Unfortunately, they're out there somewhere. Is that not up here? I remember going, I know, I didn't

forget tonight. I was like, but I remember going home, my mom started crying. What are you doing

this step to your hair for? It was free. Yeah, I loved it. Not the excuse. No, it's not as you know

I wanted. Let's talk about this fanatics flag football class. By the way, I love that you're

doing this now. This is this Saturday. It's live. Oh, scary, right? Yeah, it is. Yeah. Well,

first time since you retired in 2023, Tom Brady is back in the field. You're playing quarterback.

I know. I lost the last game. I played against the Cowboys, the Dak Prescott. Now I get to go out

on the field on Saturday in L.A. 4 p.m. Eastern. It's on Fox. And, uh, and I get to compete again.

So been in the booth watching these young guys play. Now I get to go out there and try to kick

their butt once again and remind them who the boss is. Yeah, talking show. What's up? Yeah.

And I always, I texted Joe Burrow and Jade Daniels. They'll be opposing quarterbacks. I said,

you know, I love beating high smitrophy winners. I was a hundred ninety nine pick. And I always

took dead aim at the guys who were pick way ahead of me. Yeah. They said bring, you know, talk

that, you know what and bring it on. How does it work? What has the game play? So there's there's

three teams, um, two pro teams, uh, 24 players total. And then the USA flag team is playing as well.

How amazing. So three amazing teams and they've been practicing and playing their world five-time

world champion. So L.A. 2028, there's flag football in the Olympics. Yeah. And I thought it was just

a great opportunity for us to go out there and kind of get the buzz started out early. It was

supposed to be in Saudi Arabia, obviously, but the events that are happening and at least we moved

it to Los Angeles in a very short period of time. Yeah. But, um, there's incredible enthusiasm

behind the NFLs behind it. There's great players playing. Dude, you have great competition.

You and Groan, again, you have Sichuan Barclay, Jalen Hertz, Joe Burrow, uh, Miles Garrett. Yeah.

I mean, fantastic. I wouldn't pick Miles on my team. Yeah, I did, right? I'd like to do all these

people are great. Yeah. But then you also have, like, I show a speed you have Logan Paul.

Yeah. And Bud Crawford. Yeah. And Bud, yeah.

Kind of the three non, you know, they're great athletes. Logan Paul is not really a great athlete,

but just kidding. I know. He actually, as I saw, I'm back with him today, and I know I am.

Yeah, yeah. But he, like, like, literally called out these NFL players, and then I had all these

guys coming to be going, I'm going to, you know, and I'm like, guys, chill out, right? Yeah.

We're not committing any crimes against Logan Park. Yeah, yeah. I know Kevin Hart and Drusky will

be there. Yes. If Kevin wants to jump in the game, he's fast. Would you, do you play?

Yeah. Good. He can't play. No, he can't play. And you know what he could do?

You know, when they kicked the ball off and they run the little kid out there to grab the

ticket and have that. Kevin, we got a job for you, Kevin. Run out, grab the tee. I know it'd be

bigger than you. You might pull it off the field, but you might go to play it off. God, yeah.

He's like the little kid they put at the top of like the cheerleading pyramid. So cute.

Gosh, Kevin. I'm so sorry, Kevin, but we have. No, I'm not sorry, Kevin.

No, I don't feel about you.

Even if your filly guys are laughing at you, Kevin. Yeah.

The, as you said, Flag football is going to be an Olympic sport. If in case in 2028,

they need a quarterback. Don't do this to me. Don't do this thing.

Would you be there first? I would never need a quarterback.

For USA, man. Let's see how I'm, I just don't want any headlines saying that,

that, you know, taking away these guys like let Lamar play and Josh and Joe and Patrick.

We love you. I know. I love you. But I get to play on this Saturday. So watch that first.

Let's see what happens. I made it terrible. You never know. Go out there and you'll be like,

why is this guy even on the field? Just get him off the field.

Near the one of the best quarterbacks of all time, if not, I would say the greatest. I was

wondering if you could help me because I was playing catch up my daughter this weekend

with a Nerf football. And she was like, that, why, why, why, why do you throw it like that?

Oh, no. Well, yeah, she's got a great arm. I just don't, I don't, I never, I never understood

no one really ever taught me. I can help. You can? Yeah. Could you give me some tips?

You want to throw? Come on. I'm always down to throw. Let's go. What, what do I have to do?

All right, where am I standing? You said, we'll talk to you. She's been the moves first.

What do I have to do? Let me teach you what not to do first. And what most people do wrong when

they throw a football. Yeah. So they try to generate the power to put on the ball with their

upper body. So if I'm throwing right here at the camera, they open their left shoulder and their

head and guess where all their energy is going? Ah, toward that beautiful band over there.

Yeah, over there. So where you really want the energy going is straight ahead at the camera.

So instead of opening your left shoulder, when you start, just close your left shoulder and then

rotate your body and throw. But you have a nice and relaxed. Nice and relaxed. I am relaxed.

Okay. It's forced. It's all relaxed. Wow. You can do that. All right, good. So you want to try?

Okay. You're the ball. Here, you go there. Okay, I'll go here. I'll go here. But what if this is

terrible? Okay, so bend your knees. Okay. This is what I always say. Like a short stop. Like,

there are jitter. Yeah. So when you face me, it's just like really athletic stance. So just slightly

bent like it like you're feeling the ground ball. Not quite like that, but you know, you're close.

Yes. And then when you stride, just rotate your shoulder not to the left, but to this side.

And then just relax your arm and then rotate your body. Nice and easy. That's cool. Yeah, like

fat. I always say fast, we're relaxed. Oh, yeah. Drum roll, please.

Take it over the beat. Yeah. That went bad. Looking at it.

You want to try one more? That's how I want to do it. Okay, so this wrist. Yes.

Okay, you see this reverse C. So you see the C with your hand. Yes. Right now, you have a U.

Correct. So just make it a C when you throw a reverse C and you're going to release it. So if I was

throwing your direction, if you saw me from mine, when I released the ball, the ball's like that.

Not like this. Yes. And then you're cutting across the ball. Thanks. Go do that.

Thanks, coach. You want to be like Bill Bella, check. God, dammit. Yeah, I don't even know what.

That's what I'm talking about. There you go. Come on, low energy. There we go.

Redeem like that. That was good. Thank you, coach. That was good.

My coach Tom Brady, everybody in the fanatics. Love football classic. He has live this Saturday

at 4 p.m. on Fox Sports. We're breaking records with Tom after the break.

Check it out, everybody.

Our next guest is an Emmy nominated actress who stars in the new show,

D.T. F. St. Louis, new episodes air every Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO and HBO.

Max, please welcome Linda Cartelini.

So nice to see you. So nice to see you.

Welcome back to the show and I just learned this backstage about you, but you are Irish.

I am mostly Irish on my mom's side. And then my grandmother on my dad's side,

she was a touch Irish. Well, happy St. Patrick's Day.

Thank you. Come on, Irish.

Yes, founding, very Irish. You started acting in college, right?

Yeah, I mean, I tried before that, but yeah, but nobody cared.

Yeah, they didn't care. Do you remember any of your first auditions?

My, you know, I had read this thing that all these big stars used to crash auditions.

And so I read that Michael J. Fox had crashed auditions.

Was it me? Like you just show up?

Like you just, yeah, you just like show up and they don't have an appointment

and don't have an agent and you can just get in there. I don't think it's true.

I don't even know if it's true. Wow.

But I read that all these people did that.

Yeah, and I'm not even that kind of person.

I'm, I'm always like, you know, this restaurant's closed, right?

I can't eat here, right? And then I get to that.

That's me too. I played by the rules of the Saudi Arabia.

And so this girl was going to an audition and I went with her.

It was for a commercial and you had to like, you know, hold a thing.

Yeah. Can I touch your water?

Yeah, of course, please.

And, uh, and you had to hold a cup and like, talk about it.

And I just kept doing this the whole time.

And so I was, I was covering whatever the project was.

Yeah. Like, you're terrible at this.

Yeah, you can't, you like, just hold the kind of Pepsi.

Yeah, no, yeah, Pepsi is cigarette.

Yeah, you couldn't do that.

No, I could not.

No, I was bad at it.

I did not audition once for a soft drink or something like that.

And I was so nervous.

And they went up and before I had my lines,

they sprayed me with a water bottle.

And they were like, all right, we're going to do it.

You have to be out of breath.

They go, yeah, I know I'm like a career or something.

I had to ride a bike or something and they go,

saying they just, they sprayed me in the face with water.

And I go, this is so degrading.

Did you get the part?

I did not get the part.

No, it was just embarrassing.

I go, oh my gosh.

But do you ever take any chances to audition and get the part?

I mean, did, typically, yes.

And then all the time, you know, also it goes badly.

But I remember when I was auditioning for, um, Scooby Doo,

I was going, you know, I, I mean, thank you.

I was, uh, I was really excited

because I was my favorite cartoon growing up.

So I was going in for Velman.

I was like, I'm not going to go in there without my glasses

and my turtle neck, you know?

So I went to Ross and bought this orange turtle neck

and borrowed a friend of mine's glasses.

You went to Ross?

I did. I did.

And I, you know, I needed a bargain.

Yeah, of course.

And Ross is great.

And they had things around a season.

It wasn't really orange turtle neck season.

So, and then I went and I got this orange turtle neck

and this skirt and I dressed in a costume,

which I was kind of new at the, when I got that part.

I mean, after, after, after freaks and geeks,

but freaks and geeks wasn't like a big success

or anything, so I was pretty new.

And I just figured you were supposed to dress the part.

So I got there and there were a lot of people who,

so I was kind of still a nobody.

Freaks and geeks got canceled and, you know,

and now people have seen it because it's on DVD.

But at the time, not a lot of people were watching it.

Yeah.

And so I went in there and I saw all these famous people

sitting in the waiting room.

Were they dresses, Velman?

No, they were in normal people clothes.

They looked great.

And I was like, we're actors.

Yeah, you're dressed like a character.

Yeah, and I went in there dressed up in this costume

and just felt so stupid.

And then I did my audition and I did all these like crazy things

that, you know, like, took off my glasses

and did, you know, all these like,

and I just felt like I had made the biggest fool of myself

and I came home and cried and cried and cried.

And then I got the part.

Yeah, see, there you go.

And you nailed it.

Yeah, my dad always says,

he knew I would get a part of it came home crying.

So I guess you have to make a fool of yourself.

You've got to have to be a fool of yourself.

Yeah, I got to try, yeah.

I know that also you're a fan of game shows,

a TV game shows.

You've actually been a contestant on.

I have, on several.

Which one?

Well, when I first went to LA,

I was on the prices right.

I know.

With Bob Barker.

You're the old, yeah, and the old and raised.

And I want to fire a place.

Come on down, you got that.

Come on down.

Rob Roddy?

Of course, pronounce my name wrong, though.

But that's fine, that's fine.

Me used to it.

But Cardolini, and I was like, it's Cardolini.

And then I ran down, and I was terrible at the game,

but I went out of fireplace.

I bid $1,000.

I went to fireplace.

You went to fire?

To get an intern lost in a fire.

But that's all there for me.

That's ironic.

Unfortunately.

And then I was on, Freaks and Geeks

did a thing against this show called Popular.

We were on Family Feud.

Oh, my god.

We played for charity, which was amazing.

I would always love to play Family Feud.

Yeah, right.

And then I always wanted to be on Wheel of Fortune.

I used to watch it with my grandmother.

And it's like one of my favorites.

So you never did?

Well, I auditioned when I first, after the price is right,

I auditioned to be, they had these auditions,

and you could go, and it was like at an airport hotel.

And there were lines just around the corner,

because back in those days,

I was like the most popular show on television.

It was a huge, primetime show.

So we waited in line, a friend of mine, and I all day,

and we played, they do this thing

where they do like a whole audition, basically.

So you go through like a full day of auditioning,

like to play, not like an actor's audition,

but you just play the game over and over and over again.

Yeah.

And I got to the very end, and I got chosen,

because I was, you know, I'd played with my grandma.

We were good at it.

Yeah, like, yeah, don't play.

I'll play Wheel of Fortune, man, I'm good.

Yeah, and then by the time,

because it was such a popular show,

by the time I got called to be on the show,

I had my first-ever job on television

as a series regular on a kids' morning show on ABC,

so I couldn't be on.

Hey, we're good.

I mean, we are really good for you, but just come on.

You knew that, of course, right?

APPLAUSE

Would you ever go back?

Would you ever try to go on Wheel of Fortune now?

Well, here's what I know about a game show,

is it's terrible pressure.

It's really hard.

Well, it's harder, yes.

Whoa.

It's playing at home when you're watching TV so much easier.

I'm so much better at home than I am in person,

so I'd be afraid now to play.

I think that was a lot of pressure,

but I remember being on the prices right,

as like, you know, an 18-year-old,

and people just being like,

that's not right, you know?

Right.

I was like, oh, my god.

Oh, they're like, it's 99 cents.

I was terrified.

I was terrified.

I think you could do that.

I don't know if I can handle the pressure.

Yeah, me, but it's like a slab Wheel of Fortune.

I mean, are they going to take it easy on me?

Definitely not jeopardy.

I can't do that.

That's way too much.

Oh, I can't do it jeopardy.

No, no, no, no, no.

But I do love all types of game shows.

Have you been on what?

Yes.

Well, I mean, I've hosted a bunch.

Password.

Rag.

It's really a big deal.

But it is different things that total pressure.

But that we do games here on the show.

I know.

And it's always want to play a game next time

I have to play a game.

You have to play a game.

Because I don't think I can break a record with a football.

I got to be honest.

He's unbelievable.

By the way, how about he threw it even the one I threw

behind my back and he still hit that one?

The guy's unbelievable.

He's unbelievable.

That's amazing.

He's got an arm.

Oh, my god, he's the best.

Let's talk about your show, DTF St. Louis.

Congratulations on this, by the way.

Thank you.

People love it.

Yeah.

I love it.

Your character, Carol, has a lot of hobbies.

I know she loves Jamba Juice.

She has a lot of good catch phrases.

She's a little league umpire.

She sure is.

Yeah.

I don't know if she really wants to be, but she is.

But she is.

She needs to do it for the fam.

And by the way, here's you an in character.

Oh, thank you for that.

No problem.

I didn't know they wear that much padding.

I thought it went on the outside.

Me too.

But Steve Conrad, who's our wonderful writer-director,

was very intent on being on the inside,

which I do think makes it stand out.

It's pretty fun.

Is there any move that you learned as being an umpire?

Oh, I love the move.

I mean, I'm a little rusty because, you know,

I haven't umped it a while.

Yeah.

It gives a taste to what's going on.

I mean, that one in the picture is like,

strike.

Yeah, that's what it's all about.

What do you mean, and that's it?

It's generic.

Yes.

You know, there's a bad, there's names for them all.

Oh, really?

I know I did a class with a guy who was an umpire,

and it was really fun.

That's also, I think, a lot of pressure, by the way,

an umpire.

You're right.

I was a little league ump once.

What?

Someone was sick, and they asked me if I could jump in and do it.

And I go, sure, and I put the thing on the outside.

But I was there with the mask.

And you've got to make the call.

I mean, strike, ball, people are angry.

You're going to break some hearts.

I did not like that.

I'm a very, yes, everyone wins, typically.

I know.

What do you think it is?

I know.

I am too.

So, like, Cheryl?

Not a not at all.

No.

No, not at all.

But I like the little clicky thing.

They gave you a clicky thing.

Oh, they gave me that too.

I had that in a notebook.

Yes, yeah.

Look, I don't know what I was writing down in a minute.

No, me either.

I like the clicky thing.

Oh, my gosh.

It says right here, two strikes.

I'm so excited.

Can we set up what DTF St. Louis is about and who you play?

OK.

I play a woman named Carol.

And she is married to a man named Floyd

played by David Harbor.

He's amazing.

And she, I know, he is amazing.

And she also is, there's a love triangle with Jason Bateman

there in the three of us.

And somebody ends up dead.

And it's sort of looking into, and that's not

a spoiler.

It happens very early.

And it's sort of looking into how this happened.

And the title is provocative.

But sometimes the scenes are just more awkward and funny.

And it's odd.

And it has its own style.

Yeah, and it's really fun.

DTF St. Louis was what David Harbor finds out is an app,

a dating app.

Yes, it's a dating app for married people

who want to not act married for a minute.

Yes, yeah.

Linda Cartelini, everybody.

New episodes of DTF St. Louis airs Sundays at 9 p.m.

on HBO and HBO Max.

We're talking to Derek White after the break.

Stick around, everybody.

I bring for a future twirl.

Smash glass in my head to produce a pearl.

The same little thing to think out.

The next guest is an NBA champion and Olympic gold medal

winning point guard from the Boston Celtics.

Please welcome Derek White.

What a ride back a lot.

What's up?

You look great.

Welcome to the show.

You've been in the NBA for 10 years?

Is that right?

This is your nine.

Nine, nine years.

And last night you were honored as defensive player

of the month.

Yeah, how's that feel to be defensive player of the month?

Your dad must be proud, because I read some articles

where he used to have a nerf hoop.

And he would throw balls into the hoop

and you'd swatted it out of the way.

Yeah, yeah.

Dad is definitely a proud father.

Yeah, we grew up in.

And he used to put a little nerf hoop on the closet door.

And I had to make the rule that no dunking was allowed,

because that was too easy for him.

Of course he was the dad.

Here you are, a little younger guy.

Yeah, come on, bud.

So, lay up only.

And I was able to get some blocks from there

and I think it kind of translated to me block

as I'm shot to the end there.

That's a player of the month, not too shabby.

And a gold medal too, come on.

Not too bad, come on.

I mean, yeah.

Well, you're a dad now.

And is there a lot of nerf hoops in your house right now?

Yeah, you can't walk about 10 feet in my house

without finding the basketball hoop somewhere.

Is that right?

We got a lot of basketball around.

I'm not forcing them into it, but kind of hard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here's you with Baby Hendrix in the hospital.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh, how many years ago was this?

That was, but, three, almost four years ago now?

I don't believe it.

That's where the day he was born.

It's all happens to gaming.

Kevin, you've got to watch the game with it.

And the Celtics won, so.

Oh, there you go, man.

See, you won.

You had a big party when you were drafted in 2017,

but your mother said she called it a graduation party.

She wanted to take some of the pressure off.

What you called a graduation?

Was it your graduation party?

You do both.

Was it a dual party?

Yeah, my mom's always worried about too much pressure

and stuff, but I didn't actually have a graduation party

because I was at the NBA combine.

So it kind of served as both, as graduating from college

and finally, not finally, but again, and drafted the NBA.

So it's great to have all my friends and family there

and they had a great time.

You're just waiting for your name to be called?

Yeah, everybody's just kind of like looking around

like, is it going to be the time?

Is it going to be the time?

I'm like, you guys probably had a way.

It's pick number one.

Like, I'm not going to be like that.

Yeah, you had a way a little bit.

It takes some time, but it was a great time.

What was the first big moment when you realized,

why, I'm finally, I'm in the NBA.

This has actually happened.

It's real.

Yeah, I mean, the first time I actually

had some real minutes, I'll check in against OKC.

And I go to the Frita line and I got Carmella Anthony

and Paul George.

And I'm from Colorado.

And so Carmella Anthony was basically my whole childhood.

And so I'm kind of like, this is amazing

that I'm here with next to you.

I can't believe it.

And so that was kind of like my eyes are wide over the whole time.

I probably turned it over to the next play.

Yeah, yeah, you go, wow, I'm too nervous.

Take me out, take me out, take me out, yeah.

This is too much pop, help me out.

Yeah, right, yeah.

Then you also had something happen to you,

which I thought was great.

And you know, I have to bring this up.

There's something happened with your tooth

during one of the games.

Your tooth fell out or chipped or something happened to your tooth.

And instead of you just playing along,

you glued your tooth with just like Elmer's glue or something.

And you could see it right there.

What happened and how did you end up with a glued tooth?

So I've been putting it off going to the dentist for a while.

And I had some teeth issue in the past.

And so go to the game, I get hit in the mouth

and I had a bridge on other time.

And it came out.

And so I just picked it up and went straight to the back.

And I'm not a hockey player.

So I had to like figure out a way to glue it back together

or figure it out.

So they just kind of glued it and then I put a mouthpiece on

and then play the rest of the game.

And eventually went to the dentist the next day.

What's your dent to say?

What's wrong with you?

He said, I told you to come in a week ago.

You're a legend in Boston.

Everyone loves you.

Everyone loves you around the country.

But in Boston, come on.

It's a process you get to go everywhere.

I saw, you did a thing with Sam Adams,

which by the way is fantastic.

What you do with Sam Adams is great.

I know you got to ride the duck boat,

which is anyone from Boston knows this.

The duck boat?

I bought a duck boat.

You bought a duck boat?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, that was fun.

You got to do the cop slide.

I know the cop slide.

I sat in the bottom of the cop slide.

If you don't know the cop slide,

if you don't know it, it's a great video.

It's went viral.

Here's the cop slide.

Wow, I went a little too fast.

Oh my gosh, everyone's OK.

But you didn't go down.

You just sat on it?

Yeah, so I was sitting there.

I was like, maybe I should go down and like,

and then they wouldn't like that.

Yeah, they good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're American royalty.

You're American, yeah.

You cannot do it.

So I just took a picture at the bottom, but.

That's the smart thing to do.

You now have your own beer, by the way.

You have a Derek White ale.

Yo, come on.

This is what I'm talking about.

Uh, is life crazy?

It's insane.

Yeah.

Never thought I'd have a beer.

No.

Never thought I would drink a beer, honestly.

No, no, yeah, exactly.

I have one.

Now you actually have it with your face on it.

Yeah, it's amazing.

And everyone can get this.

I just figured since the same Patty's Day,

maybe we should have a drink and just celebrate.

We got the green.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I have a nice little pork.

Ooh, it looks pretty good right there.

Ooh, that's a nice poor.

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you.

Cheers, my friend.

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Derek White, everybody.

Check out the South Texas weekend on Sunday night basketball

at 7 p.m. on NBC and peacock.

More tonight, tonight, after the break.

Let's dig around.

Thank you.

You were born in a home like a dog.

You're gonna get out of the piece.

They say you can come to the end.

Our next guest has her comedy special therapy available now

on YouTube.

Making your tonight's your debut.

Please welcome the very funny Katie Boyle.

Let's go.

Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Cheers.

I am from Ireland, and I'm here to tell you it is way easier

to date in this country as an Irish man than it is an Irish woman

because we are from a roasting culture which is flirting

and American women are like, yeah, roast me.

But when we do it to American men, they cry.

I'm also used to fighting an Irish man for the bill,

but him still paying for the bill.

And I was on a date here in an American.

I was like, oh, would you like me to pay?

And he goes, OK.

I was like, who raised you?

I did go on to date him for a few years.

And we showed the engagement rings.

They were only $300.

I didn't mind that.

I just mind that he owed me $500.

I was like, is this proposal coming with $200?

And then he said, I'm not going to propose

until you let me call you baby.

I was like, excuse you.

I paid for the rent this month.

You can call me Madame.

A lot of women want a day Irish men now

because I think they're so romantic

because Hozier is doing awful propaganda for them.

I promise you, Hozier's misses is listening to songs.

We're like, who are you calling out of the grave

for you never said that to me?

I have a fiance from Ireland now.

We used to date when we were younger.

And when we got back together late in life,

he said, I always felt you were a missed opportunity.

I was like, let's tell people you felt I was the one that

got away because you're making me sound like Bitcoin.

I hate the stereotype setter put on Irish people,

but then I go home to my grandfather

and I'm like, ooh, this is what they're talking about.

He's a Catholic.

He's a farmer.

He grows his own potatoes because he's

like, we'll never let it happen again.

He's wearing a picky blinded hat every day of his life.

I don't know if he's hair on the top of his head.

His name is Shamus.

He's like propaganda.

The Brits would have used against us.

He doesn't understand my Gen Z sister.

And when she was telling me she was being gaslit at school,

he got such a fright.

He thought someone had tried to set her a fire.

Then when she explained what gas lightness,

he looked like he would have preferred

if someone had tried to set her a fire.

He hates that we don't speak Irish as a first language,

so I've been relearning it.

And it made me realize we're very dramatic as a people.

If you want to say I'm hungry and Irish,

it's to okris erm, but then it translates back into English

as the hunger is on me.

That is the most famine-head way to say that.

My grandfather is from Lumpford.

And Lumpford is the same color as the Ukrainian flag.

When all the Ukrainian flags popped up in New York,

I'm such an idiot.

I was walking around like, I have no idea

there's so many people from Lumpford here this whole time.

And then I didn't realize that a lot of people sometimes

think I'm Eastern European because I don't have ginger hair,

I don't have freckles.

I had this man walk up to me in the street,

start speaking Polish to me.

And when I said I didn't understand, he goes,

typical Polish American doesn't understand her own language.

I was like, no, I'm just a typical Irish person.

It doesn't understand my own language.

And then he goes, why'd you even Eastern European face?

Go, I don't know, but I'm going to go home

and ask some questions.

I had taken my grandfather's Lumpford jersey

to wear over here, and I didn't realize

I was walking around New York looking

like I was wearing a Ukrainian jersey.

What a Ukrainian face.

Americans would stop me in the street and be like,

oh my god, we're so sorry for what's happening to your people.

And I'd be like, the Brits, they left ages ago.

They'd be like, we knew the Brits were involved.

They're always involved.

I do love that New Yorkers do talk to in the street.

They have their reputation to be in root, they're not.

They're just direct, you know?

They'll be like, love your sneakers, hate your face.

And my grandfather called me to see

if people have been complementing the jersey.

And I told them that day that a New Yorker girl told me

it was ugly and he goes, Katie, she is gaslighting you.

I can't wait till he learns more terms off my sister

and tries to use them.

He goes into the local store and he sees they've raised

the price of milk and he's like, you're all narcissists.

My grandfather came to New York for the first time

25 years ago.

So he saw a lot of things he'd never seen before.

And one of those things was for the first time

he saw two men kissing.

But what he said was, oh, I didn't know we could do that.

So in this reality, my grandfather's been married

to the same woman for 70 years in Lomford.

But in a different reality, he's a gay man in New York.

Thank you so much of it, Katie Boyle.

Oh, my God, thank you so much.

Come on, Katie Boyle.

Welcome to Special Therapy, is available now on YouTube.

My guys to Tom Brady, Linda Carter,

Lini, Derek White, Katie Boyle, once again.

And the roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Good night, everybody.

I appreciate that you came up.

I'm having a blast.

Come on, everybody.

Get it, get it, go.

Get it to it.

Get it to it.

Get it.

Get it to it.

Get it to it.

Get it to it.

Get it to it.

Get it to it.

Get it to it.

And just say, you haven't said it.

You guys know that tonight's the ruffle.

Where there's a rock that has talked about?

It's a hot bug and it's gonna run around.

What?

What, what?

What?

What?

What?

What's there?

Who?

Get it to me.

Get it.

Get it to it.

Get it to it.

Get it to it.

Get it.

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Get it to the heart.

Get it.

Get it to it.

Get it to it.

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