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Visit Vons or Albertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. I will. Bye Jared. Bye. A surprising Halloween trend at this Kiss 95, 7-time for your junk Jeff. Yeah, DoorDash just released their Halloween trends reports. And I was actually pretty surprised by a new trend that's out there. Okay. I'll give you the top Halloween candies this year. Nords coming at number 5. You. Snickers 4. I love Snickers. Eminem's 3. Hershey's Milk Chocolate. Yeah. What? I know it's on the list. Hershey's Milk Chocolate. Number 2. And peanut butter cups.

Number 1 on the list. Ah. But making a big comeback this year, they're calling them grandma candies. Okay. Like circus peanuts. Lemonheads in Beough Honey coming back. Oh, all right. I don't like any of those. But if somebody could get me an all-men joy. Oh, I love all-men joy. I love all-men joy. The dark chocolate mounds. Oh, we just throw those away. It's all good. We wouldn't even donate them to like friends because we're like friends. Don't let friends eat all-men joy. All right. Home at me. I've just thrown this out there. Your kids go trick or treating this year. Get the almond joy. Drop them off for Savannah and I. Okay. 10 Columbus Boulevard. Ha ha ha. Well, Taylor Swift skipping the Emmys last night and did support her husband Travis Calciat. Arrowhead Stadium for the Kansas City Chiefs game. She was spotted sitting next to and chatting with Tom Cruise all night. In her usual seat in the chiefs box. Was Tom like her guests? Yeah, I guess they were sitting right next to each other. Just chatting all night with Tom Cruise. It was weird. But anyway, she did appear at last night's Emmys in a hysterical recorded sketch with Mariska Hargote,

playing a rookie trying to figure out if Taylor Swift was actually going to the Emmys. John Oliver, he's British like those damn slow horses, fast Broncos. Denver Broncos. Broncos are playing the chiefs. Guys, the answer has been TV this whole time because they have a game right now. Okay, so she's not going to be there. Broncos, her husband's got a work thing. Bingo! Well, that case is all. Taylor Swift will not be at the Emmys. Oh, she's not there. I'm not watching. Maybe she's going to do one of those cool pre-taped sketch things to support the host. Do you think she'll sing? No. She was really good. She had her cat with her and I thought, oh my God, she could be an actress. I'm sorry. She was amazing. Oh my God, when I woke up this morning, my entire Instagram feed was that clip. And then all the Swifties picking out the little baby Easter egg. Oh my God. She drew my show. I couldn't even keep up with the Easter eggs, could you? And I'm, it's was too early, honestly. She was amazing. And the Emmys last night, Marishko was awesome. She changed like 10 times, including her hair.

Like, she'd come out in a whole new outfit with short hair and then come out with a whole new outfit. Longer. She did a great job. Outstanding comedy, Widow's Bay, lead actress and a comedy, Jean Smart for Hacks, lead actor and a comedy, Matthew Reese, who won for Widow's Bay, but he made history winning two lead actors. He won also for the movie, The Beast and Me, which is pretty cool. And I was happy to see the traders won for reality program. There we go. Because I watched the traders. That's cool. And it's so good. And Courtney is still salty that the great British, but great British Bake Off was not nominated. They better get nominated in win next year. That's all I'm saying. The full list of the Emmy winners are on my blog. And finally, Scooter Braun wants to marry Sydney Swini. And he's trying to lock it down. I'm hearing he could pop the question in the next six months. Sydney was spotted over the weekend, attending Rosh Hashana Services alongside her boyfriend, Scooter Braun. Sitting toward the back of Temple Shalom in Greenwich. Oh, they also made a stop at one of their favorite places, the candy connection in Greenwich. They've been there a few times. And I said, oh my god, she went to the candy connection.

And Jeff said, he said she is a kid. Yeah, she's in early 20s. So yeah, let's go to the candy connection. She's giving a lot of flat right now for his sexy ad. She did for a gambling app. Female athletes are saying it is setting them all back. Sydney has lost to date in the last two days. Over 200,000 followers on Instagram because of it. Yeah, but you know how good that gambling app is right now? No one ever heard of that app until that ad dropped. And I did download that app. You can see Sydney, Swini, in Connecticut right now, kiss957.com slash Courtney. Good news for teachers in Connecticut. It is kiss 957. And we love our teachers. We do. Yeah, we know we love it when you call us when you're on your way to school, which you probably are right now. Good news for teachers in Connecticut. They just came out with the top 10 states for teachers. Connecticut is on the list. Oh, nice. Yeah, here we go. Barely we're at number 10. All right, I'll take it. Massachusetts. No, we're on the list. Oh, that's good. No, I'll give you the top five. Utah number five. Illinois number four. Virginia number three. Top states for teachers.

Number two is New York. Number one is Washington. But I'm very happy that Connecticut came in at number 10. Love that. So good news for our teachers. Savannah, would you have for good news? So a little switch up on the red carpet. Recap that I usually do the day after an award show because Sierra Miller did something really, really cool before the carpet. OK. So she was co-hosting the pre red carpet show on E. OK. And she was wearing Whitney Houston's dress. From 1993 and 1994. It's amazing. It's a Mark Bauer gown. It's like a long tuxedo dress. And when I saw it, I was like, I guess it's sold for auction a few years ago for about five grand. So I don't know if she bought it, if she borrowed it. But when I saw it on the social media, I was like, wait, that dress looks so familiar. And then it came out that it was actually Whitney Houston's dress. And the coolest part is on her first episode of Dancing with the Stars. She will be dancing to Whitney. OK. I love it. And if you haven't seen Love Island, I mean, it's the latest season is already over. She was great on Love Island. She did a good job. She did a good job. All right, Walmart, Jeff, good news. Yeah. This week is like a fat man's dream

because Friday is National Cheeseburger Day, Courtney. Oh, yeah. And it's also the kickoff of the big E. But here's to deal. McDonald's is giving away double cheeseburgers for free on Friday. All you have to do is order an item through to McDonald's app for at least $1. What? And you will get hooked up with that double cheeseburger for free. And that's happening this Friday at participating low-cation. How many times are you going to order on the app to get a free burger? How many free burgers do you think you're going to score? I pass three McDonald's on my way home for work for if I take the long route. OK. So maybe maybe three, Courtney. Maybe three. So the next day we can get the paddles out because you're probably going to strike out. Maybe later that night you can get the paddles out. Don't forget, this is the last week to get your hands on that golden ticket. One ticket is going to get you into 10 show sold out Harry Styles, Ed Sheeran, Somber. Just be listening for the golden ticket sounder. And then color 20 gets qualified. It's going to happen anytime after seven o'clock. Harry Styles getting ready to take over Halloween good because I don't like Halloween and somebody needs to take it over. It is a Kiss 95 seven time for Savannah's vibe check.

Yeah. So I feel like whenever Halloween rolls around, at least in for me, I never know what I want to be. I'm just like, I don't want to do all the basic things. It's like the same costumes every year. Oh, okay. So you dress every year. Well, I mean, yeah, we have boob asses every year. If we're going somewhere, if I'm sitting in home with my sweatpants, no. But if you are going to be doing something that's Halloween, Harry Styles is actually taking over in the costume department because he's got so many ears and so many looks. So you can do like fine line pilgrim vibe, kind of Harry. You can do disco Harry, which is his current era. Then there's Frat Boy Harry from like, fresh out of the one D days. You can do paint by numbers. Harry, like, there's so many different ways to dress. What about Walmart Jeff dressing as Harry Styles? How about the runner? Harry Styles, the marathon runner. With his slutty little short. Come on, Jeff. Can I just say I heard a few days ago that one of the top costumes is how the wind season is going to be? Taylor Swift. Dolly Parton. Oh, yeah. So get your fake boobs on Amazon right now because they're going to sell out. And if you want a couple's costume, it could be Miley and Dolly.

How about Miley and Dolly? I like that one. You have a very real. I know what you guys are going to. What? Miley and Dolly and Harry. I'll do it. All right, Elizabeth is standing by in Canton. Her husband's acting super strange. She thinks that he's cheating on her. She wants some answers. We're going to get him for her. War of the Rose is coming up next. All right, Canton is where we're going. Elizabeth is on the line. She's afraid that her husband, I think his name is Dan. But is cheating on her. So good morning, is this Elizabeth? Hi. Good morning. Hi. OK, so your husband's name is Dan. Do I have that correct? Yes. OK. Well, welcome to the show. I hope we can get you some answers. Tell me why you think Dan is cheating. What's going on? I have been noticing that he's kind of constantly texting. And whenever I ask who he's talking to, he says it's nothing. He completely brushes it off. That's rude. He also told me via. Yes. He also told me that he was away for a work conference

recently. And I actually checked with his company and they didn't have a conference that weekend. Oh. Oh. OK. That's pretty. Yeah, I know. I saw hotel charge on our joint account. Like our joint credit card. Yeah. And there was a bottle of champagne that we'd end that he was away. Seems very business like. No, so what you're telling me, he told you that he had a work conference. You checked and there was no work conference. However, he was gone. He was out of hotel and he ordered himself champagne. Right. Correct. OK. That just all seems so sketchy to me. What Walmart? Nothing. I mean, you have all this time to be a detective and find out all this. After husband, she knows he's been. Maybe you should use that time to work on your relationship. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Just ignore him. Please, Elizabeth, ignore him. It sounds a little sketchy to me. I mean, the fact that you checked

to see if his company had any type of conference and they didn't that weekend is weird. That's what I mean. That's a lot. Yeah. That is a lot. Yeah. All right. Well, then we're just we're going to call him up. We're going to offer him roses. Get some info. You're going to be listening in. If you want to confront your husband, go for it. If you're not comfortable, don't worry about it. We'll just try to get the information and then hang up. OK. Jeff, you need to go on a work conference. I will love to. I don't want to be responsible for what happens. Hello. Hi, this is Dan. Yeah. Hey, Dan. This is Kelsey over at Flowers Express. How are you doing this morning? I'm all right. What's Flowers Express? Flowers Express is exactly that. It's a flower shop. I'm just giving you a quick courtesy call this morning to let you know that you have won our online weekly contest and that you are the lucky recipient of a dozen roses. Congratulations. I didn't understand anything or anything.

Yeah, you probably didn't. So we're new in town and we buy these third party marketing lists. So this way we can get our name out there. And so we put you in this pool basically. Your name came out this week as the winner. So we're going to send you a dozen roses. I saw how to get our name out there. And then also, you know, it makes somebody's day when you send a flower. So it's a win-win kind of situation. I don't have to do anything or sign up anything or anything. I will. OK. The one catch. You got me. I can't send them directly to you. I will send them to somebody on your behalf, though. So as long as you're cool with that, we're good to roll. All right. I mean, if I don't have to do any. All right. I mean, if it's free, OK, totally free, totally free. All right. Well, since we're good to accept, I have the card here. If we could just start with a message, we can get this process right now. Oh, I know. Just put, put, put, uh, can't wait to see you Friday Friday night. Can't wait to see you Friday night. OK, cool. Anything else you want to put in the card?

Um, that's good. OK, perfect, perfect. And I just need a name to address the card, too. Sorry. I forgot about that. What's your name Jessica Jessica? Jessica. OK, cool. So we're sending these flowers to Jessica. Jessica. Who's Jessica? Who in Jessica? Who's Jessica Dan? Dan, this is Courtney. The florist is Savannah. Walmart Jeff is on the line. You're on the radio on Kiss 957. That's your wife Elizabeth. Go ahead Elizabeth. Go ahead. So I was right. I was right. You're right about our scene somebody. What are you doing? Anybody that Jessica is my coach? Oh, no, no, you're just sending flowers to Jessica. Who the hell is Jessica? You and Jessica is my coworker. You you met Jessica. Oh, oh, your coworker that you went away with. You went away with on a company trip that didn't happen. Jessica is my coworker. What are you? I don't know what you're tripping out about. Can I just I got a jump in?

I need to ask the florist. What what did he write in the card? Something about can't wait for Friday night. What's going down Friday night? Yeah. What's happening Friday night again? I am meeting Jessica Jessica is going through it incredibly hard time. And I'm I'm just helping her out. We're talking about how about your wife? Yeah, how about your wife? How about your wife? How about your wife? What about my wife? Because nothing to do with my marriage. Exactly. Exactly. Yes, it's Angus Maximus. This partner has one pound of a pound of hot. Suzy cooked two-on-o Angus speed. It's more fish than a quarter pounder. The battle is closed. And for only 599, even regular juice can afford it. Like that guy. You get that big old burger. Yeah. He holds Angus Maximus. Only 599 is whole senior. A bill for a limited time of participating restaurants. Taxi not included. Not valid for use within a combo or in combination with any other offer or discount. I want to know where he was for two days, Elizabeth. Jessica is going through a very hard time.

And her and I, she asked for my help. And I spent a few hours here at the hotel. I was going to ask for your help at a hotel room. Yeah. Yes. Yes, your help room. I came and we, I, we were just talking. I was helping her out. She's, I don't know. You were just talking for two days. Yes. You were just talking over champagne for two days. You're liar. You're liar. Are you sleeping with your coworker? No. You've been caught. And I just said, minute, you've been caught. There's nothing to admit. It's just talking conversation. No, I'm not sleeping. We're all young. Oh, yeah. You're all champagne. Yeah. You just happen to have a bottle of champagne that you put on your, our joint credit card. Are you idiot? I didn't agree to the champagne. I got her a present because she was struggling. What is the problem? Oh, my God. Okay. What is the problem? Yes, nothing so support like champagne in a hotel room. We're not, we're not going to get to the bottom of it.

Whatever, whatever happened to Elizabeth, it was inappropriate and disrespected. Whether she cheated or just spent two nights with another woman talking, it's all wrong on all counts. Okay. So I want to put you on hold. I'm going to offer couples counseling. And if you want to work through it, you guys can do couples counseling together, marriage counseling. And we're going to pick up the tab. Okay. And then you can get to the bottom of it with your husband. Maybe you guys buy me a bottle of champagne instead of counts. Yes, what? Because I'm getting rid of this loser. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to have a cup of champagne and flowers. Thank you. Well, the answer is, yes, Taylor Swift skipped the M.E's last night and she went to Travis Kelsey's game at Arrowhead Stadium. She was spotted sitting next to and chatting with Tom Cruise all night in the box. She was sitting in her regular seat, but looked like he was her gas. I feel like that's a very unlikely duo. I knew too. It was weird. But anyways, she was there. She did appear at Las Nights M.E.s in a very funny recorded sketch with Marisca Hargote,

playing a rookie trying to figure out if Taylor Swift was going to the shop. John Oliver, he's British like those damn slow horses, fast Broncos, Denver Broncos. Broncos are playing the chiefs. Guys, the answer has been TV this whole time because they have a game right now. Okay, so she's not going to be there. Right because her husband's got a work thing. Bingo! Well, that case is solved. Taylor Swift will not be at the Emmys. Well, she's not there. I'm not watching. Maybe she's going to do one of those cool pre-taped sketch things to support the host. Do you think she'll sing? No. So cute. She was holding her cat half of the time. She was really good. Taylor Swift could be an actress. But you know what? She dropped a lot of Easter eggs and my head exploded. I literally saw the video of all the Easter eggs this morning at like 3.45 when I woke up. And I'm like, it is too early for me to think like this. I think the best one was the clock in the sketch was at 10.13, which means October 13th. Yes. So something might be happening. October 13th. If you want to see the sketch and check out the Easter eggs,

it's on my blog. And speaking of the Emmys last night, Mariska was amazing hosting. She changed like 10 times. And that included her hair. It wasn't like she was just changing her outfit. She would come out with a whole new hairdo. I love a dark look. I love a dark look. Oh my gosh. Outstanding comedy, Widow's Bay, lead actress and a comedy, Jean Smart for Hacks, lead actor and a comedy Matthew Reese for Widow's Bay. He made history winning lead actor in a movie as well for the Beast in May. The Trader is one of my favorite reality shows, one for favorite reality program. And the full list of winners and losers, because it won't be on the list, is on my blog. Farmer wants a wife, wasn't the way last night. That was not the way for a big winner. Yeah. None of it. None of my favorite favorites. Scooter Braun wants to marry Sidney Swini. That's the new rumour he's trying to lock it down. I'm here. He's going to pop the question in the next six months. Oh. She was spotted over the weekend attending Russia Shana services alongside Scooter Braun, sitting in the back of Temple Shalom and Greenwich. They also hit up the candy connection and Greenwich for like the second or third time.

I think that I think that's their thing. I think he's like, Hey, if you're good at Temple, I'll take you to the candy store after. That's right. That's right. That's what I do in my little nephew. You're so right now. You're so funny. I've got all the photos of Sidney and Connecticut and Warren, all of these stories. Kiss957.com slash Courtney. It's the best. It's so good. It is so good. You guys are child. Yeah. Shit is. Kiss957. Courtney and Kiss of the morning. We're having a discussion in here about cereal. All I said was what, you know, kid cereal. Do you still eat and Walmart? Your favorite is honeycomb. And you still eat. Oh, still eating. Every now and again, if I'm strolling the aisles and I see it, I'm like, yes, let's get a box. I can't what shocks me is that Savannah still eats kid cereal too. Well, why would you? I don't see you as eating cereal. It's not an everyday thing. It's a special tree. But I do love me some fruity pebbles. They're so good. They're rough on the mouth though. Yeah. Fruity pebbles, Captain Crohn's rough on the mouth. No, it's perfect.

I want to say Captain Crunch, but you can't eat for the next five days after Captain Crunch. Yeah. Yeah, I just think it was an interesting topic. I'm surprised there wasn't like an avocado-based cereal that Savannah ate as a kid growing up. Guys, I'm not a total loser, okay? That doesn't mean you're a loser because you like vegetables. It just means. Really? You guys seem to think so. When it comes to fun food and snacks and junk food, you don't really have a good- You don't eat your wheelhouse. It's not your wheelhouse. It's not your wheelhouse. It's not your wheelhouse. And one time you're like, oh, right now I'm really in a peaches. It's like so. I was surprised when I said fruity pebbles. I'm like, are you dunking it in chocolate or is that your snack up to each? Yeah. Anyway, I don't eat cereal, but if I had to, I would be lucky charms. If I had to pick one, I'd be like, I need a bowl of a bowl of lucky charms. Oh, yeah, the marshmallows. And you can get a bag of lucky charms marshmallows at like the dollar store now and then just throw that in your lucky charms to double the amount of. Yeah. Or you could just eat the marshmallow. That's your so you don't have to pick the box. That's your feel bad about throwing weighty actual cereal.

There are so many great childhood cereals. Can we open the phones on this? Yeah. We're going to do it. What kids cereal do you still eat? Maybe it's honeycomb like Walmart Jeff or peach flavored. It's fruity pebbles, okay? Don't be me. Call us and tell us. Good morning, kisses this. Kayla. Kayla. All right. Question of the morning. What kids cereal do you still eat? Kicks. Oh my god. I love kicks. Oh, that is a good one. It's a best one. I'm so. I'm going to rate it. Totally forgot about kicks. I love it. Sometimes I'll just. For goat go the dinner and then just have kicks or for dinner and it's honestly the best thing ever. And honestly, it's so good. You can just eat it out of the box like you don't need any milk. It's also my but have it since I was like three. Oh, I just. It's great. That's a good one. Thanks for calling. Thank you. All right. What kids cereal do you still eat? 860 247 9 570. Hi, kisses this. Raymond. All right. Raymond. Tell me what kids cereal do you still eat? I just have a bowl of apple jacks.

You know what? I still make apple jacks. I was just going to say I haven't seen apple jacks in years. Wonderful. Or cocoa cocoa pebbles is wonderful as well. There we go. There we go. We were just talking about cocoa pebbles. I both of those are good. Here's my problem. It's so expensive. A box of cereal is expensive. You got a bite. They have the little ones for a dollar. It's a bowl. No, the best thing was when I was a kid, my parents would go to Walmart and get like the gigantic off brand bags. That's the past. I'll eat them all. So I like to buy the one dollar one and be done. That's my. I love it. Thank you for calling. Thank you. You guys have a great day. You too. All right. What kid's cereal do you still eat? 8602479570. Good morning, kids. Who's this? Selena. Selena. Welcome to the show. The big question this morning is what kid's cereal do you still love to eat? So I would go with cookie criss. But I used to get apple jacks. I hate apple jacks.

But I would want the plastic spoon that came with it that would change color when it would dip in the milk. Yeah. Oh, that's right. I would thought about that. I would. I would. I would like to ask you a question. Can I just tell you? For apple jacks. But cookie criss is definitely the one that I still eat. We I grew up poor and whenever cookie criss entered the chat, I knew my dad got a bonus at work. Yeah. That was how we could tell when we had cookie criss. So good. I love it. But why not just grab a chocolate chip cookie and stick it in a glass of milk. It's basically it's different. No, it's different. No, it's different. No, it's completely different. My parents would be like no cookies. Here's a box of cookie criss. Say less. I love it. Well, thank you so much for calling. Thank you. Have a great day. All right. What kid serial do you still love to eat 860 247 9 570? Hi, kids who's this. Kristen from South Windsor. All right, Kristen and South Windsor. Tell us what your favorite kid serial that you still eat. Cinnamon toast crunch, baby. I feel like you could sit on the couch with your hand in the box. No milk required and just snack on it. Sure can. It's so good. I'm going to have a drink. I'm going to have a drink. I'm going to have a drink.

I'm going to have a drink. I'm going to have a drink. I'm going to have a drink. I'm going to have a drink. I'm going to have a drink. I'm going to have Maia and Oscar for 10. It's so good. The good one. Can I just tell you what I do with with my kids. I drizzle chocolate sauce on top of it. It's really good. That's really good. It's really good. Game changer. You know what else is a good snack and serial. Chocolate frosted mini-weets. Okay. They're so good. Cinnamon has to ruin everything fun. No, they're good. You want a dry choke? Yeah. If you want some good fiber in your diet. Whatever guy's really good. Well, listen, thank you so much for calling. Well, listen, thank you so much for calling. Of course, have a great day, guys. You too. All right. What kids cereal do you still love to eat? 860 247 9 5 7 0? Hi, kids, who's this? It's Josie. What's up, guys? What's up, Josie? Josie. All right, Josie. What's your favorite kid cereal? I would have to go with fruit loops. Oh, that's my husband's favorite. I would say I would say I'm a certified cereal killer

because I still eat cereal to this day. But let me let me let you in on a little secret. Go ahead. If you want to keep your milk cold and your cereal crunchy, put a bowl in the freezer. Keep a bowl in the freezer. Oh, yeah. You are a cereal killer. You're crushing it. You are killing that cereal game. Oh, yeah. And I like to mix them up too when I'm feeling kind of fancy and now. Can I ask you a question about the fruit loops? Because those big controversy a few years ago, do the fruit loops taste like different fruits? Or is it just one fruit? I feel like it's just one fruit. I don't taste different fruits. I feel like they just say that because of the coloring. There might not actually be any real fruit, but they don't care. Exactly. Exactly. Cereal bowl in the freezer. That is a game changer. Thank you so much for calling. Absolutely. Take care, guys. Listen to you every day.

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