Week 5 Parlays

0:00Welcome into this edition of the Volon out podcast. I'm your host Jordan here with my buddy Russell B. Right. How you doing, baby? I'm ready to make some money back Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, I'm ready. Yeah, I'm tired of losing every week. It's been a tough Through four weeks of all so far for you, boy It's time for a week five to be kind and Read you gotta get off the shot. Let's go in the words of Of the great Chris Burman you've got to get off the shot Circle the wagons if you will Have a hard time out here. All right, buddy. I'm gonna put you up here first Here we go So you ask me to throw together an NFL parlay you asked me to throw together college football parlay This is my NFL parlay for the week We'll run it down top the bottom I got the Jacksonville Jaguars on the money line over the Cincinnati Bengals

1:03Jaguars look really good last week, man Mostly the reason I'm going money line with them in this game They look really solid last week against the Patriots I know and and absolutely I mean just wore that team out I know I think I think Jacksonville's a lot better than people's giving him credit I think Liam Cohen's got something going down there. I think they can beat sensey the biggest thing here is is it is at Sensey if they could overcome the road They'll beat that team Next game we got on the ballot here money line going with the Panthers Dude prime time Brosh Young has been playing fantastic football to start the game Oh far and the Panthers look really good. They've got a good run game Like I said, Brosh Young playing really well Darren Waller a resurgence it tied in that guy is a red zone target waiting to happen

2:06That being said the lines are really bad at defending those tight ends So I do feel like if there's a red zone opportunity Carolina will capitalize Give me Carolina here It's at home prime time spot. I think this is where brosh Young really shows off Finally, we've been waiting on it. This is what happens Next on the list man, I just find this spread to be absolutely insane Plus 10 and a half we're talking NFL ball here folks. I'm not saying a blowout isn't in the cards Jacksonville did it last week. It can happen But Minnesota punched the ball more than any other team in the NFL Three weeks they have punted the ball 18 times Hard to think a team that punched the ball that often is gonna have a 10-and-a-half point lead at any moment in a football game

3:09Get me the get me Miami dolphins to cover 10-and-a-half Uh on the road. It's I mean Miami's not a good team. It's strictly a point thing here And last but not least Jordan here. Hey, you're gonna hate this when I know I know this one's probably irritating you But give me the cowboys on the money line. I think they take out. I think they take out Houston, man I mean, I think it's I think this is just a really good plus money Right, I mean you're looking at plus 130 It's it's it's hard for me to think the cowboys are not favorite in this game I get it Houston's got a great defense and CJ Stroud has showed that he can play better than five Interceptions in a playoff game this year But the cowboys sure score on anybody bro. They can score on anybody in the NFL They've got that kind of offense. Give me the cowboys money line

4:12And and dude again one o'clock kick. I mean this we're saying them kick it one Yeah, give give me the cowboys. I don't think Houston's ready for him Yeah, I like that one that's a good one buddy. That's a good one. I like it um I'm with you on that 10-and-a-half. Uh Miami's kind of wounded though right now So I I get that but you you brought some good facts to the table on that one So I like it. I like it. Let's go on the game man for them is just crazy to me 18 times through three weeks That's wild. Yeah, that's six a game. Yeah, you're not putting up a whole lot right there Let's let's let's let's uh break down your college parlay here I'm actually more excited about this one than I am the NFL one NFL when I really took a long shot. I think a lot of those Have the potential to happen and This one I'll really stuck close to the chest

5:12mm-hmm and The first one out the gate give me Bama to cover five and a half um I've never in the whole week we've talked about this game and how big it is and how we think it could be game of the week I've never Flawyed in my mind That mississippi State can just boat race Bama and beat him to death Oh, I don't think that's gonna happen. I can see Bama doing that to mississippi State Bama can do that to anybody just off of that fact alone Give me Alabama to cover five and a half. I think it's safe. I think the third a really really good football team Yeah This week they'll show it. I do think they cover though Next one on the list and I got I got to put my money where my mouth is here, you know Mm-hmm. I'm a big hot guy's guy. I love this all what team And I feel like they're really consistent now if there's gonna be one of these flood me up here

6:16I think this is the one But I'm gonna take them plus 14 and a half I don't know if Ohio State can beat them by more than two touchdowns If Iowa plays the brand of defense they've played to this point in the season sure So that's a lot of points to me on the road at Iowa Give me Iowa to cover or give me Iowa to stay within 14 and a half Yeah of Ohio State Next one on the list and I think this is this is give me money at this point with this team Right what they did the old men's last week give me Florida to cover four and a half against Missouri I don't give a damn if this thing's played in gamesville or if it's played in Columbia Florida's gonna beat this team to death I think they beat I think they beat them by 20 I think I think this is safe as can be four and a half spread

7:18Florida covers this with their eyes closed Like I said, I think this is the most give me money on this list And then last but not least What I find to be absolutely astounding is that Kentucky even though we've talked about them Now they're waiting to reveal the true Kentucky They are plus money as the number 2014 in the country against a team in shambles At South Carolina Yeah, they're playing on the road. I'll give you that This South Carolina team looks drastically different on that front seven without Dylan Stewart I promise you they're not nowhere near as intimidating They needed that guy to contend against Kentucky Just got out of contend against anybody really Just to contend That ain't even beating them outright with that guy without him I don't think they stand a chance. I think plus money's insane for this I almost would would bet the farm on that one if it wasn't

8:22Kentucky if it was not Kentucky I would almost bet the farm on that one But it's Kentucky so I'm not gonna put all the money on it But plus money for a ranked team Got it. It's hard you get you it's hard to pass up. I like it. I like that one well done on that one. That's uh That's a good one um I like the uh, I think my favorite pick on that Is the Florida pick that's That's a turtle next man. It is hard to pick 14 and a half a huge spread to though even though it is Ohio State It's a tough that's a tough spread in the big time. I just I don't know man. That's uh, Ohio State is probably the most Teat the most like any SEC team because they can they can throw the ball like they can get up down the field on you If that game ends up being a blowout, it's gonna be Ohio State. It's not gonna blow in them 100% I was gotta make that game. I was gonna muck that game up make it just a duck rock five

9:25um and I was the best team in the country at doing just that Jordan That's true. You ended their fight and beat you This is true. All they need to do is pull them into that fight. They don't even have to beat them to for me to win this bet cover 14 and a half Right get there Just do it. I mean dude. Yeah, I mean as long as they cover that for me though Haha like I feel like this this sheet right here is one of the most rock solid sheets I put out Of the season. I'm a good one. I mean I This one I really really searched for so I mean if you don't come my way at this point I don't know what I have to do I'm gonna have to find me a time machine after I watch the games and go back in time and bet That's the only way I'm gonna get him right at this point better Better's better's back in time All right, buddy. I like that though. I like that um

10:26Here's mine my first one for the week here I'm gonna take the five and a half For Mississippi State um, I think it's a new game. I think it kind of lines up for them to keep this one close Uh, they've got the firepower to do it on offense Um, that Bama defense is still figuring it out And the fact that it's a new game and on the road I think that boat's well for Mississippi State One of us is getting that right One of the first door covering that game one of us is starting out right this week Gonna be me um gonna be me That The Georgia Bulldogs uh Get they're gonna cover 24 and a half. It won't surprise me. You could sell three points It's on this and they'd still be and they cover it they'd be 27 and a half then you could you could sell that Thirded with Georgia to be sorted with this Georgia team on my pick them there for mine Just could not put myself to think man 24 and a half. I'm like you. I think they cover

11:29It's just a lot of points to put down on my far lay Right right now right here. I went I did bet the Ohio State Iowa game um I took the over though. I think that 45 especially with a game that Ohio State's in is blue Extremely low Extremely low, but I will tell you this Jordan and you could be in for some issues there I don't I don't have a defense ain't no joke. No, it's really not a joke of a defense. It's a tough defense They've not seen an offense as good as Ohio State you know where near it No, that's that talent. It won't surprise me if Ohio State puts up 35 on them just won't I agree Um I'm going with you on the floor to pick there, but I've got five and a half you you you got it early today. So I got five and a half Um, I'm going to I'm taking Tennessee to cover six and a half um I just I think I Not to not to jump onto the Tennessee one not to jump away from it that quick, but I do think the Florida picks safe

12:31I think you do with another point. I think it's safe. I mean dude That team showed me so much last week. They're rolling. I'm not actually potentially bet Florida the rest of the year Seriously, they're rolling right now. I mean they are they are Um, and then Tennessee. I think that's a good one too Jordan like I do. I mean, I think if that however that game goes There's a touchdown differential At least I don't think that there's a three-point game. I think it's a seven-point game and either way. I think um I think phase on gets gets is get back this week and gets it right. So Plus 22 63 if you throw 10 down 10 dollars down on it you win a 226 I do if you if you're on fandall you I do have a profit boost. It'll boost that by 50 percent So you can do the math on that. I'm I didn't do it today. I was lazy Um now the next one my next one Here we go Who good lordness from spicy

13:31Mizzou Mizzou all right. I just I this is my long shot parlay for the week. Mizzou I don't think it happens, but you got to be in it to win it baby um Give me fs u or Virginia though. I don't think Virginia is that good. I don't think that's a bad pick. I think that's a really solid pick Um, I rode with your own Kentucky. Yeah. Yeah I rode with yonkin tucky and I'm I'm gonna ride I took this state in the uh pickums I'm gonna ride that one out plus 31 78 so 10 bucks or when you 3 17 and if you boost that one That's a sexy one If if Bama fans think that that's a crazy pick I would I would argue that the craziest pick on here is the Mizzou pick Yeah, and that's I know it's I know it's plus the most odds here Right Floor is that good They really are awesome

14:32They're good right now, so They're yanking on side Yeah, they're I mean they're yanking knots and asses the boy scouts came on tie right now son um But uh buddy I'm I'm looking forward to it I've got a game to coach tomorrow and then I'm in for the day watching football my man um football Saturday baby We I mean Jordan crazy to think we're already in week five brother if we talk about it every week football season is creeping by brother quickly it is um And the next thing you know it'll be week 11 and we're so close to the end then yeah, and that really sucks man That does I wish it was still in we I wish we were still week two in it right now, you know, yeah I'm enjoying what we saw so far It's been a fun year so far we've had some good parles go up. They just haven't hit Right we're trying If you if you're trying it will will eventually hit for sure

15:34You know you know what I always say though man tonight gambling if you know you're gonna win It's true. It's true. You know, so uh that being said and send this one how we usually do go to involves Go damn balls