KT: Behind the Tape (Ep: 786 Donnell Rawlings + Sam Tallent)

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7:15He used to be fat He get money Funny and he knew he was funny before he got a ticket any said that How could you not hit I did it and I said how could you not It's even your inspired are you Hayden? We are picking up Sam talent the show starts in a Little an hour and four minutes, so this is actually pretty scary because we're really cutting it close actually So yeah, let's see is Sarah good at banter Can Sarah banter with Sam talent we'll see I'm gonna try my best Nathan. I'm really gonna try now you got this you got this For the most part I feel like I'm pretty good at just like talking to people, you know It was crazy whenever I was in Miami. I was in the airport lounge and I was I was like going all over the place like up down bathroom and I thought I was being pretty annoying and then this guy was like Are you Sarah Sloan from Killtony? I said to him. I'm like Oh, wow, I'm not used to being recognized outside of Austin and

8:17He was a good looking guy and yeah, we're talking about tech Because yeah, we're talking about the Apple Watch. We're having a great conversation and then he's like oh, I'm going to Austin I live in Austin. I moved there in January and Yeah, it's one of the things where it's like He's a nice guy good looking guy, but it's just like what is supposed to do Wow Yeah, and so then I was kind of like thinking oh, what if we sat together, you know what I mean? but then and we might up who knows But then seconds before I get on the flight they upgraded me to first class and I was like okay, well Skirt, and so then but then I made sure because you know whenever you're like you're walking past first class And they kind of look at you like you're like a poor girl Well, or a poor boy like you Yeah, but like so then he was walking past and I made sure to like look up and smile at him like hey

9:19I'm just like you even though in first class Yeah, but then I was like I it's what I think where it's like I'll probably never see him again, right like Should I have done something should I have like You know then like hey, what's your insta or something? I probably should have but yeah, at least insta I should have done that. I should have done that. I don't know what I was thinking Wow, you might see this though Yeah, right And you know what there are some people that do like you People that work hard how can you hate some of that works harder? How can you hate a grime? Bitch Bitch me you're bitch with no puppies you a fake bitch You're the worst kind of bitch That's why you came because you ain't gonna be me so bad There's a half finished zero sugar in W. Rupi Yours yeah, I thought she drove a foster kid to soccer practice

10:24I won't sleep tonight if I finish the whole zero sugar Do you feel like a lot of stand-ups are getting away from drinking and all that? You know what dude like I'm so far removed from Stand up like I do the road on the weekends and then You know when I got something to promote my friend shows I'm part of the greater community, but like I don't know about I don't hang out with comics a lot You know, so I really don't know like what they're up to much I know that after a while it's really hard to be really good at stand-up and like drink every night Just cuz like you're hungover and you're not 100% But some guys build it into their act, you know like I don't know Seems tough and then there's a lot of pressure with stand-up like Shane would drink beers and people are like oh he drinks a lot of beers. It's like Yeah, I mean there's hundreds of millions of dollars depending on him being funny all the time like Maybe let the guy have a couple bloodlights Just the crown's very heavy

11:26Yeah, I've heard he can drink like unlimited amounts. Yeah, I could drink beer like Shane I think that's why he likes me. I'm one of like three people he thinks is funny and also I could drink beer a lot of it So I think that's why we got a long Yeah, but like I mean dude 30 beers easy Not easy, but multiple times 30 minutes for sure Millie light not an hyzer bush. I haven't forgotten what the Nazis did The Bush family don't look too deep into that Hey Stay busy My father my best friend What's that nigga don't do What's that nigga don't do

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13:29Niggas ain't I can talk all day, but come to the block. We're gonna see you, but he's working all the time They fly for free too I Know I'm gonna be taking pictures with me. I just want to meet me See they know why I give a fuck about a goddamn do crying online that's gay I'm not here to make men happy that's gay. I had a father my nigga. I don't need you I'm here for the bitches. I'm here for the people that give bitches. You don't get bitches. That's like a mad Hey Today's sponsor is Maryweather Farms natural beef sticks. I love beef sticks of course you do red band

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16:32Literally all these relationships he's built over the years because he's so evil He's like, yeah, he's like a wicked awful man. He's backbiting. He sucks blood Yeah, he's not a homosexual like all these lies Yeah, he loves women, okay He does I was with him on his fucking birthday. I saw that guy be horny in public We were in London. It was like three days of just being horny after dark. Oh my gosh. You did the London episode I forgot about that. Well, that's no it was purposeful. My one will ever see it until we're all dead I told him dude we should do a 30 for 30 where it's like we're very self-effacing We admit all the reasons it went wrong and you just satirized like what an awful show it was Because it truly was a bunch of elements that made it impossible to succeed in there. Yeah I got and like if you would just like do it like you know like a Netflix doc it'd be very very funny and also you know Kind of humanizing for a figure like Tony who Carries himself like he's infallible, you know, but

17:37I gotta protect the business this is K-Fabe brother I would love to see that episode. I never got to see it. Oh god. It was awful It was the worst thing I've ever been involved in a show business And like we all tried our best it was like they would scream they just all got drunk for six hours and never they just would yell if you'd be like Like one of the bucket polls would be like so I rode the Trident from Bristol and a bunch of people would be like fuck Bristol Like six thousand people like Bristol socks go home And then like me and Tony would like look at each other I mean like okay, it was really difficult. I heard one of the complaints was that they wanted the panelists to be British Oh, I mean for sure. We thought it was gonna be Pierce Morgan But it was his mom's birthday last minute. Oh So yeah, and I had all these great jokes about Pierce Brosnan I was gonna call him double a seven all night. Oh my god. Yeah, but so yeah It should have been someone British for sure, but they tried and also I think people wanted a bigger name because it was across the pond And that totally makes sense. There's there's bigger, you know jewels in the crown of the show

18:39I'm kind of like without the I'm kind of like Chris Benoit like I'm really respected Without you know like I work hard like I've been all over all the pros like me they respect what I do and You could be dropped off of the front or do you want to go on the back? What are you? I think we're gonna blow the surprise though if I get in front so probably out back as one of them historically So sushi With the hand make sure with the hand There's good this is really good. I'm not way coming Look at your boxing. Yeah, good. Good. Yeah, man Little bit

19:54That's the boy big bro in town Makes the show the exciting second in the breeze way. Yeah The band is fucking sick They're so good man when we were when we were in London we didn't have the band I think we have the band dude the show is like totally usable because they're such pros But it was a cost of a million dollars to fight I Sam How do you come up? To see you fuck glad to be here. We're gonna come here. It's so much fun. Yeah, you and Donnell I mean absolute chaos meat fucking oh sure Donnell Yeah I'm doing it too, bro. It's fucking jam right? It's gonna be glorious union. I know a perfectly book chill when I make one now

20:56It's been 13 years of this chaos This is a double juggernaut fucking it's like a vanilla chocolate perfect shake when they're when it's swirled like that What it's gonna be I Kos what it'll do I'm gonna have to do it yourself I think your boots are they tookovas You can save ten percent by using the promo code code so calm I have to do a sign up for emails in text messages Now you can have it go through all your email

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23:11I love it. Thank you Yeah, when did you move here? That's right and then once we introduce you to Peter teal you'll be you'll be on the payroll And then you'll you'll just have to follow the CIA mission that we're all on We're all being paid by someone that's trying to ruin the world What's the name of the ramen place again Go ahead Clinton Street Greenego Please Say hi ��

24:23We got about 10 minutes. I want to start. How's it going with you with the LFITV channel? Everyone's aware of it. But you know, it's part of the freedom of expression thing. You don't like what's going on at Austin. He's told it's full of makeup video. A lot of people go in here and don't really know what's going on. That goes making a lot of points to do. It's kind of a surface constraint. But he's pre-lensed on a very nice, compelling way. They're very beautiful. He's just like, like how he, oh good, he has films at. Filming me saying, I like these videos. That's beautiful. I played the FITV. No, I don't think that those videos would do so well if they weren't like so artistically done. Because they're just podcast-bring videos. People get to think they're really smart because they're like into those instead of like too lazy to try. That shit is so gay.

25:26As we used to say, comedy being taken seriously is gay. Comedy, gossip is gay. I thought this was a derogative. I had to see one of those videos in a minute. And I told them, like the comedy bubble is going to burst when those videos disappear. So I thought, you were like, I'm going to do it. I was like, okay, we're good. That's the scenario of the poor mind. Well, of course I watched them thinking, well I hope we don't show up in here. And then I watch it and I say, why wasn't I in there? Oh no! What the hell? I turned on the one second and I was in one of the opening shots. I know. And actually you worked to disprove their thesis of racism and, you know. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, inconvenient truth. Look at the lineups here, they're super diverse all the way. The irony being, if you look at your mustache, there's a bunch of coleslaw in it. Oh! I think this is way from here. Yeah, I love that one. That one's awesome. I love it.

26:33Oh, you're so close. OK, no I don't play easier girls. I think I proud. Yes, sir. What do we got here? Anything good? Yeah, love my mom. I think we got it today. My hair looks crazy, but that's good. We're brand new episode of Kilttoni. That's me. Who's ready for the best fucking night of their lives? Yippee! Brain red light!

27:39Yeah! Yippee! Brain red light! Yeah! I think they're not flying from the flat. That is demon and Thunder based. Oh, they're the brownies. You're tonight. You guys turn in the round. Fucking fun or what? The whole weekend is starting. It's a little bit more than the amazing spotting. I'm at the Honest studio. Some of them are better than others. How many of you have been wearing these on the show? Are you on the set? They're great. So many. Why are you wearing something? I'm wondering for real. Yeah, no. I'm interested in all of them. I know it's crazy. It's all kind of great, yes. One of them. No, for absolute a-off. No, for absolute a-off. No, for absolute a-off. No, for absolute a-off. You were running. No, for real. No, for real. No, for real. We made the show random. Like the person who walked up.

28:41All kinds. No, for real. No, for real. No, for real. Accidental love of Trans-Fan. The other guy. I didn't consider one of the greatest guests in the show is this group. Oh, yeah, for real. I didn't even love so. We love both of them. I'm sure they are indeed two of the best band of comedians in the world. Like to go. You were the greatest mixers I've ever opened in my entire life. I think some of the other ones are the greatest stand talent. Here we go. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There's a whole time. It's been a while since you've been on the show. He just moved to Boston, Texas this week. We are really going to the end. Welcome, welcome, my dear. And he split last week. He lived in Toronto. And he is the newest president of Austin, Texas. This is the wall away of the turn.

29:42A homestuck is who? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hello. What were you feeling like before the curtain and the emotions that I'm going on stage? How are you feeling? I was like, I got to do this. It's like, there's no one back. So you're not just like, just do it. Oh, but I fucked up this. First slide. You're cool, dude. You make some Chinese and so us Chinese people were talking hate you're kind. But you're cool, bro. I appreciate you. I appreciate you, bro. Sorry about the war crime. I'm just like, what do I call it? I'm just leaving now. I should have been there. It's a big shit. It's okay, okay, okay. I got a status deal going viral. I was like, I was like, I was like, I heard my feelings.

30:42You're not the proudest. Wow. Like, legitimate. The focus skipped over every draft. That's fucking full of delphi. And it won't be super cool. They watched them play UGA. What about this dude from fucking nowhere dog? This is me. That's what happens. No, I know this is like this. That's what happens. What's hard with this hard with you? Don't have a franchise quarterback. Things get so hard. I appreciate you. Because that guy, he was a white dude trying to against the story. That's like, yeah, we took him to court. We sued shit after pictures. Yeah, yeah. We parked those marks. Esquire your bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is top dog long? Have you been here dog? I mean, you've been there. You've been there dog. You don't know why in.

31:42You know what that means? It's tough. You talk to your neighbor. Oh my goodness. I'm looking back at that story. And he says that I'm pulling into this. It's next to a text appeal. Like there's so much unnecessary information. You remember when he said, text appeal? Of course. It was all I remember. It never came back to anything. There was no reason. He told us everything except for the actual. You should tell him, hey, pretend you're on the biggest podcast in the world. And you're trying to entertain millions. It's crazy. Chad Ross appeared on my phone. Tell us something. Oh, chad Ross. Well, there's a lot of crazy stuff. People have said the day, you should follow me around with the camera. Like, well, there's cameras on you now. What do you got? Well, it's crazy. I'm going to say it. Maybe every second, but I'm not. I'm not. But I'm not going to. This is my one opportunity to like go back to Frisco. Population.

32:42By the sounds of things, 15,000 people. Well, anything that happened. Who knows this next bucket pool could be a fucking superstar. Make some noise for young. Spent. Spent. How long have you been doing stand-up comedy? I've been doing stand-up. I've been writing jokes since high school. So I say, oh, five, up by 15. I didn't start telling like on stage like this shit. So I got our prison. So for my probation. So when was that? 2017. So I say about nine years. I was like so clearly why I'm going to like say. Oh, yeah, I can be comedy. Long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you should be. You should be. You should be looking up and all like, oh, fuck. I shouldn't say nine years right now. Yeah. I literally like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, dude, this is like my third time. I said, never done this before. Also, like me with my entire history. Yeah, come on, then Bob. I don't even know any of you.

33:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a boy. The next time I go about, and I bomb, I'll do that. I'll do that for the first time. It'd be funny if someone. I'm going to be angry. I'm going to be angry. This guy's not. He's got crazy. Yeah. This guy's a menace. When you have a teller, you can't understand a word that they're saying. It's like overly excited. He's a menace. Oh, yeah. I feel like this is Don now's monomer. I'm too. I'm going to wait up. I'm going to shoot. Yo, I just got to say yeah. I'm a different type of weed here. I don't know what they said. What's wrong with that guy? Fint my whole life and she crying. I should hit the fuck out of here this shit, so. Oh, good. That's why I've been to make it for. You sound like you're a mouse stri. Let's get you a can of water real quick. Can we bring him a can of water real quick? Here we are. Here we go. And the clock ring now. We're going to bring it off. That's such a funny thing to do.

34:47That's such a funny thing to do. To her, there's D-Mat and S-Ladies and gentlemen. The whole time the last guy was out here, D-Mat is roasting his ass in the back. Incredible. D's brutal. In the four places, this is Matt. In my words, he just said I would shoot myself in that. This is for you to film, if you fail it. I got a flip. I got a flip though. I asked him to do the next one. And we were talking the same thing. So he's like the next one I saw. He was like, oh, you went in and went in and went in and went in. Yeah, you know. Wow. And I used to do that. Still part in, right now.

35:49This feels like the first, the first person that calls top dog law. And then he was like, they got to go into, I was like, I'll wait. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, I'm done. You're like, what are you looking at in 30 years, buddy? I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I see you next month. What are you looking at in 30 years? I'm like, what the fuck? No, you're not going to give me 30 years. Fuck that. I see it. That's how I work. Look, I'm sitting here like, wait, 30 years. All right, yeah, I'm just spent. I got a start. I'm like, fuck, you're skipping the car. It's easy right now. 30 years, 30 years. I said, 30 years. Fuck that, 30 years. 30 years. Shut your back. I'm just used to it. Yeah, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. That's the answer, it's hold on. Which, okay. So, when you're the last time you spoke to your lawyer, English, you're not going to be the finalized, you're not being offered free to me. You've been home in Houston. You're supposed to be in Houston right now. Yeah, yeah.

36:49And you're not supposed to drink. Should put my name in. Not good. I'm not going to be in the hospital. I'm not going to be in the hospital. How much of whatever you wanted for a patient's work. You can't go. I was once in a while, I was the only one I was able to do it. Okay. Yeah, been on for patients, 2017. Oh, 10 years. 20 years. I mean, instead of 20 years of prison, I got to be like a patient. I'm out there, but I really have to go and try to come. Okay. Maybe I'll just call your name right now. I'll still, I'll still, I'll trust you. How long does it take? You said you feel me. I know what the fuck is that? I know we decorated it like it's the mother ship. We're in young Spencer's backyard. You know I'll sit the sink rope? Yeah. I've been the sink rope all the time. I'm just banging on the rocks and it's going to be a prop. Okay, alright, young Spencer, I gotta keep it moving. This is the longest interview perhaps. It should be a little bit of a mess. Get them black right out of here.

37:49There's a big joke book. That's my little brother, my name, my daughter. I'm just saying what you got it, my son. I'm just going to be... I'm going to be a hero. That's what I'm saying. You're going to spend every four years. You do. This is not that important. That's my boy, man. I'm going to describe what's on the table and now. She's really fresh. That's actually a lot. Exactly. I like that. I like that. I like that. No, that's not. Very hard to beat. To her is the... I think we have a regular on this show that has the unbelievable beauty of having the right to perform. It's a brand new minute from the show. We have a dark storm.

38:50We have a dark storm. This is a brand new set for Dejren's win. I used to do an open mic and do bad for everyone today. It was open mic. It was like probably not when you were there. What did you go for? Major? Yeah. That monkey. Yeah. That was like the best major. It definitely maximizes it. What was your major? It's funny because I was going to say that I have to concentrate. I was just like business management generally. It was funny because I had a couple of buddies that went for sports management. I give them shit. Yeah, you just fucking like sports still. You think this is going to... But generally, like management fucking like tariff. You're going to be financially. I think you're more than that. I don't know. It was like...

39:50It was interlude. Yeah, so I'm going to manage. That's not what happened. Okay, so take us through that process of realizing that eating pussy is not for you. Weird. What did you notice? You know pussy until I was like 28 years old. Well, that's fucked up. Yeah. So you don't eat pork or pussy your life is fucked up. No, I'll eat pork. Wow, you'll eat pork but not pussy. Yeah, what the fuck is going on right now? Okay, what was the pussy that you ate when you were 15 a little off or something like that? It was fine. I was just doing it. I was like, you know, this is kind of gay. It's the opposite of gay. Take it from me. Take it from me. It is the opposite of gay. I'll tell you, have you tried dipping a cucumber in it or something? It had to have this a pickle. I've never heard anybody say eat pussy was gay. But I heard it.

40:50Dick is gay. You're confusing the shit. I don't do either. So... Have you tried eating out a dick yet? Like, have you mind it like? I've read some boards right there. My friend. So... Let me ask you this. You watch porn every once in a great while, right? Yeah, once in a great while. And you skip past all pussy eating things, right? Immediately. Exactly. Do you skip past blow jobs? No, I check out what's going on. And you'll watch insertion. You'll watch insertion, right? That is not gay. Hold up. Over here. You'll watch blow jobs and you'll watch actual sex, right? Now, I don't watch blow. As the best delivery system right now. I mean, what you're talking about, what about McDonald's? Where do you have a computer or a computer? Yeah. Why were you all being a real man? Maybe I just do what I'm saying or a bit.

41:50I was just saying. I think Chick-fil-A has an excellent system. Jets Pizza is the best pizza on the earth. Just saying. What's the most interesting thing about it? I get the four corner, the turbo crust, Jets 10, and the pizza. And I eat the whole thing. And that's how I got so ripped. So it's 28, and then we're going to see it for 24, and then we need it for 24. Yeah, because somebody got the 8L one for himself. Because prior to the four years, we all just getting the same with the 9L we had the first two. What did you get your hair cut? I think it was caught before the last episode. Oh, okay. I think it's fidget spinnin'. Yeah. I did it in the front, and I cut it to your front. And I'm just fucking off. Damn.

42:52That's a vouch! That's a vouch! Ha! Ha! Ha! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, jumpsuit original. So, I don't know. One of the last few shows I did, there was like a stairs like this, metal bars, and there was like five of them. There's five stairs, like a triangle, two floors. There's like five stairs like this. Martin Phillips goes, wow, watch me jump down all of those. Me and Hans are like, no. You literally like swung his way down four steps. Oh, shit, dude. And you didn't break anything? No! He landed like fucking perfectly, did it way better than I ever would have. One shot. We stopped and got Hans on the behind the scenes. That's not good. Not only the re-incredibly interestinger. Absolutely nothing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What part of Indiana? The part of Don't Want to be in.

43:53So, in the airy? In the airy? No. That's too far. Nobody wants to be in here. No, West London. Drain, bushel, busk off you. Thank you. How old have you been with your wife? Oh, long time, 20 years. Dude, it's 26 months old. Oh, fuck, shit. 44. Is that the only one that you ever had with him? I can't believe it. He's a little bit slow. He'll be able to get you out. I don't know what it's like to get my tears. It's just barbic. I'm chill. I'm just playing right now. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. It's so funny. It's so funny. This guy there. It's been a period of getting a little rest. Sure, but I can't. And he does something. He brats it. He's tied up against the town. The bucket was still busted. But I gotta go on. It was your first chill time in the appearance. But chill back four weeks in his career. Not to be honest with you. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I had this one, Satisfied for the destiny.

44:54Satisfied for me the entire episode. Dude, this is so funny. I'm so excited to break up this meeting. Basically, it's been a long waiting return of one evening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Now you fucking set me up, say. Yo, you set me up, say. You set me up, say. Ladies and gentlemen. Hey, booze! Wait for the interview. 60 seconds uninterrupted. One more time for Juanita, everybody. I am a transgender woman. Woo! I am brave. Buying $13 dresses at Ross is brave.

45:58How many of you in here have a vagina makes noise? Wokey! Dude, I want one so bad. I want a pussy so bad. There's women getting like a surgery called vagoplastia. They're trimming their lips off. And I'm over here like, You're gonna finish that? I'm trying to get a little to-go box. Donnell, box is a euphemism for vagina. Juanita, ladies and gentlemen. You're so tough, you would nobody want to show up.

46:58It was only when you were covering. And the fuck are you baby back? You don't all these assholes and assholes and assholes. Listen to that, my life is happening. I'm into walk-over key. We are his biggest band. You are his biggest band, my name is... I was trying to get out of here. Who's that Joe? I'm a man. I'm gonna do a fucking man. Oh yeah. He was all about you. Are these guys coming up? You are all men. I'm told you. Oh my god, I love you. Thank you. I'm fucking amazing. I didn't say shit in my interview. It worked out.

48:01I'm gonna take it and show it to you. Wow. That's crazy. Wow. Wow, can you see that? Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Don't you never know. You're homeless. Amazing. That gave me a new vibe. You saw my videos? Yeah. You meet a number of girls around and show them too. You know, I talk a lot.

49:05What? What? Can't do it like in a fourth quarter, bro. That shit was fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. We will, we will fuck you. Ow. There you go. Move. That shit. Wow. You look so, that's so fucking, you have to. That's so awesome. You're just a fucking bad agent. Take this. It's so fucking fluid for that. I love you so much. You're just a fucking real ugly, it's fucking guy. I fucking love you too. I know where to get rid of it. You know you're the fucking best. I know my old fucking street. I can be a job man, I could be stupid.

50:06Oh, it's the best. That's when I'm all of them ever. You can't even even when you're giving somebody to love. The rest. You gotta put them over. That's a big deal. It doesn't make you a job or... No, I know. ...going to say, you're wrestling, maybe. Yeah, or what? I wasn't a developer. You're bad at everything. It's higher. Yeah, I know. I'm saying that when there's a louder guy like I can hear it. I know what happened a lot. Anytime you never would. Anytime you never would. If you don't, I'd do the best. Great job. Thank you buddy. I gotta see. Yeah. Yeah. So, Paul, this is bass top one of my pictures of Joe. Shut the fuck up! You said, LA, you said, nah.

51:06Nah. You said, sis. No. Yo! Oh! That's how you close a week and out. Woo! Did it again? Yes. Yes! Yes! Yes! Fuck you. Alright, let me get you a mic. Let's go. I'll get you a mic. I'll get you a mic. I'll get you a mic. Great job. I'll get you a mic. You're a little bit chubby. I didn't see you there. Oh, take it again. Take it again. Take it. Oh! Oh! Oh, he's got a mic. Oh, he's got a mic. Oh, I saw you there. What's your fucking name? Hey, what up, gay guy? Hey, look at this fucking crack. Oh, okay. Did you get that? Did you get that? Literally, this guy's gay. You were saying that?

52:06Yeah. I was saying that. You were like, yo, you didn't mean that. You did not mean that. Oh, what's up, dude? Yeah, anyways, shout out 996. I love people in the 996. I got a ton of nice and liquor about. Nice. Yeah. I'm just kidding. I didn't really. Okay, okay. I've never poured the drink for the record. God, it goes. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna say this real talk. Last year, the Dober's episode was me and Rob Schneider. And I'm not taking a person with whatever. That was a great episode. Rob Schneider got guests in a year. If this don't become episode of the year, and I'm putting out there. And if I don't be considered as the best guest, and the words of Donald Trump is rigged. We want to recount. We want to recount. We want to recount. We want to recount. We want to melondown. Yes, right? Man, the balance of everything. And the fact is, I'm gonna tell ya, the Kill Tony fans,

53:09I wanted to give up on ya. I wanted to say fuck ya. I wanted to say fuck Kill Tony fans. But I realized he created a platform where people come for something. I was like, I kept asking myself, how can I get, not to do these people like me to get, understand me. And what you're gonna understand about me is that, pound for pound funny is funny. Oh, yeah, that was, that was a classic episode. Mm-hmm. Ooh. And Pado Neil, funny as he is, and I like his composition, the show was over after me and Juanita. It was over. I'm sorry. But he saw me. Yo, it was so beautiful, and I'm telling you. Because remember last time we was here, I asked for Juanita. And the last time I was like, and it was like, no, did we saw Juanita on the street? And Juanita was like, we can't get in there. Yes, he was trying to get in. I was like, I don't know how to tell you. I don't know, maybe you gotta tell your dick,

54:10you know, something to get in here, whatever. But it was great. It was great. We connected with someone that's as passionate about comedy design. Now, let's go get fucked up. We don't get fucked up. Yeah, get fucked up at 7.15. I don't got a drive. That's true. And I don't have to fly the blame. Oh, man. You know how I feel? This feels like the night the Rob Schneider joint, when I left, Adrian at the bar, I was like, there is nothing. Like, we was up here so high. I was like, there's nothing. That's gonna be bigger than what we just did. I'm going home and go to sleep. I'm going downstairs with a drink, just drink a meal. Instagram, Tina counts have automatic protections for what teens see and who can contact them. Plus, time management tools.

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