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Sweden Rolls — Prequel Alyyra and Hinedo. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Worst night to the world Sweaters Rounds ones again welcome back dear patrons to yet another for Berlin's prequel they've been a long time coming we appreciate for that but now we are here up inへ是這樣 the in-north In- étant New션 we will I'll try and bring you tons and shitloads of prequels for you. I'm here with Ali today. Yeah! Yeah fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah. We're doing this from the hotel room actually in Schlefte. Schlefte? Yeah. And we're thinking that Nudjian can manage without us for a while. Just for a little while though. I mean, yeah. Sneak away and record a prequel. Yeah. Give some love to our pictures. Yes. Love.
Most of all. So we're going to dive into Ali's scene from Alirass past. Actually a few years back I think. Well, she is extremely young. I mean, at least she looks extremely young. Well, maybe she did things happen. Oh! Oh! Well, my hair is right now purple. So I look kind of crazy. But I'm at a convention. It's fun too. You know. Do you do something fun sometimes with the hair? Anywho! Anywho! Yeah. Yeah. I was just, I was going to, I'm not going to go back. No. So let's just go into the prequel. Okay. Adventure. I'm literally sitting on the porch of the house that she shares with her mother.
We all know that her father has never been a part of the picture. It's a cold, um, dreary, autumn morning in Neel's And. Alirass 14 years. And the blood mist is still around. And it's been very active lately around Neel's And it's been, it's been a lot of blood mist. Because blood mist comes and goes. But this past summer, the blood mist has been very, very, coming very close to the village in Neel's And. Many a time. And she's sitting there. What would she do? She's 14 sitting on the porch on a dreary November morning. Well, being 14 and all with two good hands and, you know, just braiding her long silverish hair and thinking about everything and nothing.
And just kind of piss at her mother, actually. So she's just sitting outside and she, she kind of refuses to go in because she wants to be alone for a while. She's like, is she avoiding chores? That was pretty easy, huh? So the easiest thing when the chores, you know, is to leave the house and just sit outside and be moody. It's what she does right now. Braiding her hair, being moody. And she hears the voice of her mother from the side saying, hold her voice again. I don't know. Wasn't it kind of like dark and yeah. Yeah, maybe. I hope so. I've had a bunch, and I play a kind of bunch. Yeah. Soft but yeah. Yeah. Do that. Alira, are you coming? No. But I need help with the baking.
You can be the baking. What does that even mean? I don't know. I don't want to do stuff. I don't want to do stuff around the house. I told you so. I don't want to do it anymore. It's always too much stuff. It's only the two of us. You need help. I can't do everything by myself. Well, get somebody to help them because I don't want to do it. I want you to hire help, should I? Yeah. Somebody who can... Give me stuff and carry me around. I'm supposed to hire staff to help the chores that you're supposed to be doing. Yeah. And that person is supposed to give you gifts that carry you around. And also some backrobs that would be nice. I would love... Alira, you have to stop living in Lalo land. That's never going to happen. You're never going to get anywhere if you won't... If you won't work for it. But I love Lalo land. Get out of your stead. You don't know anything. You don't know anything about me.
I know everything about you. No. Everything. I know everything you do. This is a small village. What's my favorite breakfast? She's thick up well. It's grapes. Shit. Do you don't think I know what you've been doing lately? Running around with the boys in the village? No. It's a small village. Everyone knows everything about everyone. Well, lucky then, I'm a very, very good girl. And I do exactly what I want you with anybody. Nobody can stop me, not you, not anyone. If I want to have fun, I have fun. What you can do about it. I can smack your backside. Ah, like that would even hurt me. That's right. No? No. Go inside and do your chores. I want to be alone. You're disturbing my peace. I'm trying to focus my feelings and stuff and shit. Going through all your emotions. As you're having this conversation with your mother and ask she's basically coming out of the house towards you to take you inside.
And give you a good telling off. There's a commotion in the village. The garden of Palisade has some kind of alarm and some of the village guards are gathering around the gate of the village. And a lot of people are running over there to see what it's all about. You stay there and braid your hair or wait for your mother to pull you inside? No. No, no, no. She jumps off. Like a forest rabbit. Like, brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. She runs away. She wants to see what's going on. Yeah. She runs over there and you hear the tail end of a conversation going like Was he alone? I don't know. It's only him up there right now. I can't receive there's anyone else. Maybe someone just wanted to open the gates. I could still see him from what I could tell. All right, open the gates slowly and just a little bit so we can shut them straight away.
Honey, here's some blood mist right now. Oh, it's a little bit of a mist. Honey, here's some blood mist right now. Oh, it's only a few yards away from the pellet zone actually. We need to be careful. And the, yeah, this is a conversation obviously between the... Yeah, she hears it. The captain of the guard and the guard up on the pallet zone. The captain of the guard goes up to the gate. It opens just a little bit and just puts his arm outside and pulls someone inside. And then just slam and get shots again. The person that the captain of the guard, something dragging inside, is a teenager. Such yourself. A dark haired, very dirty, very ragged. Oh, I don't know. Also kind of cute.
Boy. Many says. Oh, thank you so much. I hope you look. Forever from place to... I was running away from those things. It was there. It was there. I'm the only one who made it alive. Can I stay here? Please. Please, can I stay here? I can do lots of chores. I can do lots of work. I can help out. I'm strong. I never get sick. All right. Let's start with your name. What are you called? Well, me? Who are... I'm Hinedo. Hinedo. Tell me if you want to jump in. I'm just listening. So, yeah, the captain of the guards... Yeah, in order for me not to do an entire conversation. No, he's super entertaining for me.
I'm like zoning out. No, he's kidding. I'll abbreviate by saying that. Yeah, he names a village that it comes from. A village no one's ever heard of. Doesn't seem to be that far, but far enough. For people who do not heard about it. They've been like a week away. We could have you traveling. Yeah. And it seems that he left that village along with... Yeah, a bunch of other folk fleeing because the... The rust of others were... Doing their thing. Yeah, they're doing their thing beginning to... Tole village quite heavily. Pilletonship. Yeah. And yeah, so... Yeah, a bunch of them just decided to bolt and take their chances. Out in the foaming lands. The blood mist. A chance that didn't go very well for most of them. Yeah. But he made it seem to happen. Yeah, so he's allowed to stay.
And he's giving a... There's an elderly lady who says, Well, I've been living all alone ever since my... My two daughters and sons went away. And I... I can have him in my house. That would be fine. I'm used to taking care of... Of all these years. I will do it. And yeah, so he's given a home. And... As he follows this elderly lady through the throng, Which is inspired by now. And passes you and she just stops dead in his tracks. Looks at you. Oh. What are you looking at? Hey. Hi. Hi. Why are you staring at me? I've never seen you have that pretty before. Well, I have been the mirror. I don't think as an animal has pretty before either. Thank you. I get that all the time.
Hey. I'm the needle. Yes, you are. Hi. I heard the conversation. So you escaped the blood mist, did ya? Yeah. That's just something about somebody. I don't know what it says though. What's your name? Um... Ooh. Okay. My name is Alira. I never... Never liked the name though. No, no. It means pine cone or something like that. I don't remember. Anyhow, so you're looking kind of good yourself, But you're super dirty. Yeah, maybe I can have a wash. Yeah, I'm not going to do that for you. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to do that for you. Are you sure? You're a big boy. You can wash yourself. Yeah, I'm a very big boy. Yes, you are. I'm sure you do. Yeah. It's true. I've been running for weeks. You're dreadful.
Yeah, you're kind of traumatized. Do you want to get out of here? No. No. Okay, oh well, I mean, I love nasty things. But more like performing them. And get them performing to me. But not talking about nasty things. But not going shit. What? And we're talking to you best for you. I don't give one turn on that. What do you mean it's that? Oh, that's cute. How old are you? I'm 13 years old. Ew. And you're older. You know, Lyr is only 14 at this point. Yes. But she doesn't want boys. She wants men. So she's like, Oh, you really young Arshia. Well, I have survived the blood mist.
That's something, yeah. And it's like 13-year-old boys have a tendency to be tall and gangly. Yeah. He probably grew a few dozen years just doing the last year. Last week. Yeah. Yeah, that elderly woman won't have much, much bread in her house from now on. Oh, dear. All the bread. So, yeah, a few days pass. And you notice him around quite a lot. And he seems to be following you just happening to be where you are a lot of times. Never approaching you, never daring to, to after that, to that exchange. Never quite daring to, to presume to talk to you. Okay. So he basically sticks around. Yeah, sticks around. Like most of the times actually, that seemed more like you seem to pop off where he is.
Oh. Not the other way around. And, you know, just by chance, as I said, I'm the role one's men, not boys. But it's, yeah, it's strange. Like after the fifth time in the two days, it's like, it's a strange. Yeah. Yeah. And you see him helping out with, you know, shopping wood and, what else? Like, mending broken furniture or fixing the roof or... Hmm. Yeah. Okay. Hard worker. Yeah, he seems very bent on proving that he, the village made a good choice by letting him stay here. Hmm. Okay. So one of the days she walks up to him as she says, So I see you're doing a lot of heavy lifting and, you know, fixing roofs and stuff like that.
Yeah, I really want to help. Oh. Yeah, I'm a very good boy. Yes, you are a good boy. Yes, you are. Are you still 13ish? Uh, actually, I think it's my birthday quite soon. Ha, ha, ha, ha, really? I think so, yeah. And you're going to be 19? Uh, no. No, okay. 15, concept, 13. Yeah, but I was thinking. Can you make it inside check? Ha, ha, ha, ha. First roll of the people. Oh. Okay. Success. Yeah, oh no, he's totally lying. He has no idea what his birthday is probably. And if he does say it's probably, you know, a while. And for that to happen. Hmm. Yeah, I think it's like my next week actually. Uh, really? See you know.
Now, 14, too. Okay, 14, that's cute. I mean, I don't know anyone who's 14 anymore. I'm not, I'm certainly not 14, so. You're not? No. But, but, you know, ground zero over there, he says you're 14. Yeah, he says a lot of things about me that are not true. Not true? No. What's the other story? The story behind the parasite. What happened there with him? Not you. What? Oh. Well, I just wanted, he was working on this really, really nice fur. And I needed it, so I kind of told him that I was going to kiss him. If I got it, but I didn't do it, so. That's lying. Oh no! It's bad. It is. Oh goodness, and I must be super bad.
They're love lying. I'm telling you this, I don't like that I'm telling you stuff like this. Well, maybe you feel safe with me. Maybe. Maybe you feel that we're beginning to become friends. No. You can tell me stuff. I don't do friends, I don't think so. But I can tell you stuff. I mean, you could be kind of a friend, I guess. And also, tell me when you're 19, because you're kind of cute, but still. Young and dirty, I don't know. What didn't you watch out for? I mean, you'd been here for a while. But then I got dirty again, because I did a lot of hard work. Yeah, yeah, you did. Yeah. Actually, I think it's kind of warm now. She's maybe taking my shirt off. Oh, okay, do that. And as he does, her eyes are kind of, her purple eyes are kind of widening, because she's never seen somebody being so. Well, not super muscular, but still.
There's muscles going on, and it looks good. It's suntanned, and you know, she likes what she sees. Well, I have to finish chopping this wood now. I was thinking in it, could you maybe, when you're done with chopping that wood and stuff, could you please help me with something? Yeah, yeah, you almost drops the axe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love to. Oh, what are you? What are you? I need something, I mean, I'm kind of bored, and it's just a... I'm just very bored. I just, I don't know, give me something pretty, but find something, or build me something, something that makes me smiley now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do that. Oh, thank you. Of course. Yeah, keep it coming, and when you're 19, we'll talk. I'll bring you something, and then, you know what, Alira? Yeah, I'll bring you something each week. Each week?
Oh, yeah, that would be amazing. I really appreciate that. Something nice, okay, who you just rolls to town that wood? No, no, no, no! Oh, yes, yes you, you said that. Yes, sorry. No, he just like keeps on using that axe to create clubs of firewood. So, yeah. He continues his work. He continues his work. Fast. So, he can start fixing something for Alira. Very fast. That's, yeah, that's what it does. That's what it does. Yeah. Yeah. And later that day towards evening, there's a knock on your door. Mom, get it! You get it!
Oh, yeah. Have to do something about it, maybe, no? Open doors are hard. And she opens the door. I need to stand still. Oh, hi! Hello! It's obviously holding something behind his back. What are you obviously holding behind your back, you know? I'm not sure if it's pretty enough for you. Oh, I'm sure it's not. Show me, show me, show me, show me. I was thinking like your hair is very pretty. I know. And it's very special. Yeah. I thought I could maybe make your loro? Yeah, of course. But I'm not sure if it's good enough, because your hair is very almost magical. And this is so plain. And it takes out this beautifully braided loro. Like, he's really made an effort to find every single type of flower that's around the place.
And he's really, really made an exome job of braiding in a beautiful loro. But he holds it up very subconsciously like. Self-consciously, sorry. He holds up the loro and subconsciously. Self-consciously. Yeah. Okay. Is it okay? It is rather plain. But I like it and I'm worried because you're made for me. So, yeah! Will you? Yes, I will. Yeah. It's nice. I'm going to wear it. So, are you getting any more stuff? Because, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Next week, about loro this time, because I'll make this one. Yeah. I want to show you that I'm a man of many talents. Oh, yes. You might be.
Oh, cool. Woo! Woo! And he has his own way. Jump. Jump. As he jumps away, bounces away. Bounces away. Bounces away. Yeah. And this goes on. Every week in her knocks on your door. Every week with a new gift. Every week she tries to hide that she really, she really enjoys his gifts. She's super impressed by his talents. But she doesn't want to. She's very impressed. Yeah, yeah. Other boys have been trying to press on this stuff. But, you know, as promises after promises have been shown to be empty. They've tied them on tired. And, you know, moved on. Yeah. But, you know, he's really perspiring. Yeah, he is. And also, she wants to be, she talks a whole great deal about. Oh, yes, she wants men.
And she wants to do this and that. But she's never actually done anything. It's just talk. Typically, earlier, it just talks and lies. And she haven't even kissed anyone. So, she's very kind of like afraid of all of that. Grown at stuff. So, she's trying to keep away what she talks a great deal. So. Yeah. And we'll see if we'll meet in there though again in the needle sound. In the upcoming episode of Binance, not a word. Dedicating ourselves to doing a lot of just Binance in the future. Yeah. Yeah, close future. Yeah. Yeah. No way to know. It's getting there when you're waiting for something. What is it? What was it saying? We had it, something like that. Yeah, we have a sweetest thing. Yeah. Now, you know.
I liked mine better. It was like talking about a sweet. A sweeter. Sweeter. So sweet in a rose. Sweet in a rose. Magnificent. Amazing. Analyhyde. Here in a hotel room in Schlefte. In Northern Sweden. We have a lot of fun here. This, those live shows are all passing on. But we will put them up on our, uh, inner feet. Yep. We will. If they're good enough. Oh, they will be. Oh, they will be. So much stuff. Good stuff. Yeah. Thanks. And we'll see you later once we're at all. Once again.
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