Trash Rummaging with Rudy

0:00Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu is now streaming on Disney Plus. What are you waiting for? Hop on. The must-see galactic adventure comes home on Disney Plus. This is the way. Our only chance is to work together. I'm the life this game. Always wear your seatbelt. Star Wars, the Mandalorian and Grogu, now streaming on Disney Plus. Brave Peachy 13. Whoa. Me? That's amazing. Who made this? Who made that? Wow. I love that. That's amazing. That's art. That's high art. That's just gross that you're the big one. I've always been the big one. You think you're the boss? Look at me, Guy. No, I don't want to look at you. Yeah, yeah, look at me right now. Look at me sick. No, look at me right now, Guy. This guy made it. Without a brain creations, thank you to this guy for making an incredible piece of art for the show. Thank you. I'm the boss. No, look at me. No.

1:00Yeah, you want convertations right now? I will do convertations with you because earlier today, I come in here. Uh-oh, okay. I get it. No, finish yours. No, I don't want it because did you see the... I saw. You saw, right? I saw. It's called Pause Rage. Prage. Yeah, it's called Prage. I have. And you gested Prage. I don't have any Prage. Yeah, yeah. You had to take a beat to Squall. The Squaller. All I want to say to you is... Okay. You're the boss. Good day mate. Good. Good day mate. Good day mate to you. Good day mate to you. Good day. I just got back from Australia. And you... And you liked it. It was fun. Did you eat kangaroo? I ate uh, kawalatonil. You had the boilette. How long. For a long time. Two days. Full day. But the tonil is so thick you've got to soften it. Oh right. It becomes like gelatinus. Uh-huh. And then you put on toast. Wow. A little tonil toast. Yeah, tonil toast. What did you do to that? It's a custom. Would you do that? I would eat it. Can I tell you about your eating habits, by the way? Please.

2:01If I may. Yeah, please. Yeah. I realized PogPog is a part of their nature. What is PogPog? What you were eating today? What? You look in the fridge and you'll find the oldest thing in the fridge and you'll go, I'll eat that. Ah, leftover food salvage from restaurant or fast food garbage dumps and recooked for consumption. PogPog. PogPog. That's not your word? Yes, it is. It's a tag-a-long term. PogPog. It just means... Yes, you know what I'm saying. That's what it is. It's trash rummaging. Yeah, it's trash rummaging, the deep fry head. I gotta be honest with you. Yeah. That bag right? Look, zoom in. That looks like chinchin. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots. Woo, I did an Asian dinner. You two are disgusting. Woo, I'll eat you two or something. You're bad friends. Caribbean blues, what I call it. Anya. Yeah. Love that song. Yeah. She loses in a castle with cats, you know that? In a castle. Caribbean blues.

3:01Let me tell you something. Too late. It's too late, dude. When I'm in the grocery store and Anya comes on, it's the song, Oranoke Flo. Oranoke Flo. It's what's it called? Oranoke Flo. It's called Oranoke Flo, right? It's always on. You know about Oranoke Flo? Oh, yeah, you do. It's a classic, new age centerpiece. We have to play it for a second. We can't do it. We have to play for the Oranoke Flo. It's one of the greatest. It's one of the greatest. It's the quintessential new age song of that decade. Oh, yeah. Oh my God, I would have I need peanut butter, toothpaste. How about the grocery store? I'm really feeling it. Glow dust. Glow dust. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's the same. Oranoke Flo. Oranoke Flo. Oranoke Flo. It's the same. Oranoke Flo. Oranoke Flo. It's the same. It's the same. It's like soccer, oranoke Flo. It's the same. And you see it. It's a rock oranoke Flo. Here it is, ready?

4:02Da, da. I wrote this. I went to the castle. I wrote this part. Do you remember? I do. I do. I went to the castle. I wrote this part. Do you remember? I do. I do. I do. I went to the window. I went, da, da, da. Do you remember that? Da, da, da. She's like, what are you doing? I go, that'll be the next section of the song. Oranoke Flo. Here it goes. Yeah, here it goes. Sail away, sail away, sail away. Sail away, because you have to. Sail away, sail away. Get out of here with your boat. Oh, stay. Here's the stage. All right. Drop your anchor. That's all right. I was in the moment. Oranoke Flo. By the way, the fact she didn't call it sail away is hilarious. Call it sail away. Call it sail away. And it's obviously sail away. I say musicality. Oranoke Flo. Oranoke Flo. What is it? Oranoke Flo. Let me try that. Oranoke. I'm doing it. I'm doing the LA version. Oranoke Flo. I can't roll my arms. Hey, player, is that the Oranoke? You got any Oranoke? No, you got the Oranoke over here. Player, you got Oranoke.

5:02Hey, bro, I ran out. You points earlier, bro. Oranoke is a major river in... Go to the liquor store. Get me some fucking Oranoke Flo. Hey, dog, I'm trying to mix my Oranoke. I'm going to play Oranoke Flo, bro. It's a major river in Northern South America. So it's way up north there in Colombia, on the border of Colombia. Oranoke Flo. Oranoke Flo. Oranoke Flo. Now, you make it Asian. Oranoke Flo. Oranoke Flo. Oranoke Flo. There's got to be an Oranoke over there. Yeah. But anyway, Anya was a very good... She lives in a castle. You don't know anything about her. You've never heard of Anya in your life. She lives in a castle currently. That's where she bought a castle to live in. That's where she lived. I mean, listen to her. Of course, she lives in a fucking castle. She's taking a living in a condo off barum. Dude, there's not a castle on planet Earth that doesn't have Oranoke Flo. It's kinda. It's built into the fucking castle. It's the fabric of a castle. Right, you turn on the faucet, it flows, and it's pure Oranoco. It's all been Oranoco. It's not pure Oranoco? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you would like to know that the castle in one of our bathrooms, the shower has Oranoco Flo.

6:03Right out of it. On an Airbnb. I love it. Oranoke Flo. Yeah. There's she has other songs too, but... No, not really. Yeah, yeah. You wanted to lure the rings? Yeah. Maybe she knows. They all kinda sound the same. And then you... Is it used to fall asleep to her on a plane? Maybe it'd be... ...a new mist. And yeah. Brother. You better know this song. You better like it. Yeah. Right. This is post Oranoco Flo. Right? Look at this. Wimsical... That little Tyler. That little Tyler. That little Tyler is my favorite Tyler. Okay. Not your favorite Tyler. Steven? Live. Live. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For me it's live. I like die Tyler. Oh, you like die Tyler? Die Tyler's my favorite. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. This son. There's a die Tyler. No brother. I don't know the family is the ring.

7:03It's live Tyler. Die Tyler. Do you not catch that? Yeah, I do. Sit down. That's too crafty. I just want to say this, okay. Sometimes you're jokes. Go over your head. No. They become... What's that place called typewriter? The place where they do comedy in the East Side? Dynasty typewriter. Dynasty typewriter. You're a good one for the cops. They become East Side? Yeah, they're very East Side. Cool. That's a compliment. Yeah, it's cool. Hipster. It's hip. It's hip. It's very hip. Anyway, I want to show you something to just... Because you know, look. First of all, I want to say thank you to the Korean community for embracing me accepting me. When I go to a Korean restaurant without Bobby, they warm, warmly welcome me with open-ups. It sure do. And it's one of the most generous things in the Korean community. You're a generous. And I want to show my love and support for Korea. South Korea, once again proving how talented and cool they are. This is how they fucking... I saw this. The fine. The arms. Like the... This is how the guards... I saw this, yeah. In that way, cool.

8:03Look at that. I saw it. I mean, you're dead. Every other human is dead except for this cool South Korean who just... And then pops up on the ladder. I haven't heard of it. Watch out fast, he climbs. I haven't argumented. I haven't argumented. What? Put a baby in there, too. Save the baby. That's just him swimming across. Put a baby in there. There's no training in here. There's no training. He's supposed to be saving people. Put a spinal bifida. Oh. You know what I mean? Right. Put a crooked spine baby in that water. For real and one. Something different. Right. So this doesn't prove... He can... It doesn't prove anything because I can make across that. Fuck you, man. I can't. I can't. The fuck. It took me three weeks. Bobby. I got it. Three weeks later, I got to do the side. And then you need to rest. You can't even swim in your own pool of coffee and t-shirts. This guy swimming in tides that would kill any regular... That would kill a regular... In a swimming pool. Controlled environment.

9:04That would... You'd kill you dying there. I bet my bank account you'd die in there. There's a lifeguard. They're going to save me. The whole point is there's a... There's open lifeguard there. He's the guy... He's the guy that would save you. He's in the water. That's their coast guards. Okay. Not their lifeguards. They're coast guards. Okay. Anyway. You could make it across? Shout out... No! This is unbelievable... I don't think you understand. This is unbelievably hard. This is so fucking difficult what he's doing. Okay, I'll tell you what I would survive in. Anyway, shout out South Korea. Say out South Korea. No, you don't get to do it. I said it. I want to. Shout out. Why don't you tell me some tales of Australia's what I'm interested in? You barely spoke to me. You never answered multiple texts. Oh my God. You want to get into it? Yeah, go ahead. I don't want to get into it. I'd rather you do. Okay. How was it to her with Carlos? Oh, I have my issues. Hold on a second. Let's go to your text. I also called you many times. We have evidence if you may. Sure, we have evidence. Do the call log. Bring up your call log. How many times I called you? No, I'm going to just go to the text, please. No, that's interesting. There we go.

10:04This is good. He'd be a good lawyer. He's only angling for things that prove his case correct. Here's... Okay. Okay, let's go. Talk to your team. This is partners. No, that's not what he said. No, this is it. I'm so mad at you, it's unreal. Mm-hmm. Maybe we quit the pod. It's what you said on August 13th. Yeah. Then I go, what happened? Going to bed. I was going to bed. Right, right. You can't talk for one minute. And then you don't text me back for former days. That's right. Yeah, yeah. So how do I respond to that? Hey, man, is everything okay? What can I do? And then you continue to reach out to me. Oh, excuse me? Then you would continue to reach out to me. I went Bobby on this one. What? Yes! Yes! Finally, dude. A lot of people on my side on this one. No, they're not because they know the true story.

11:05Which we can't fucking tell on the show. They'd be on my fucking team. So good job, fancy. Good job, fans. You want to drum up some shit? You want to drum? You know the thing we talked about before the show? Gone. Enjoy the ride. And what I meant was absolutely, Andrews. You fucking sell out. This kid will jump so fast. Oh, he's a weasel. He's a weasel. He's a weasel. He's a weasel. Dude, you're one of the... So I was mad at... So I had some anger towards Carlos. Of course, it's natural. Of course, natural. Your hair looks good. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Tell me what's going on. What was the... So one just... Just throw it out there. I was around the corner from him. He didn't know I was listening. He was talking shit about you. And he was talking to somebody. Who? I don't know who it was. What we were all with. Sure. See? Already. Do you see what he's doing? No, it's not. Already the additive. Well, do you see attitude? No. No. Okay. Let's hear.

12:05Thank you. Oh, yeah? He's on the phone. He goes, fuck you bitch. Oh. And you hung up. No, no, no, no. And then I went around the corner. I'm not done. And I looked at him, right? It's your dog sitter. Be nice. I know. And I said to him, don't talk to people like that. He doesn't say that. What do I say? You didn't say that. You were like, what are you doing? Talking like that. Well, who are you talking to? I had to... What's the difference? I was trying to make a dinner reservation for you and it was some Asian lady who could barely hear me. And then I hung up and I went, fuck you bitch because I didn't want to say it to her over the phone. I just said it to her after I put her. That's the tough one. It's tough. Tough water. I'm with Bobby again. Yeah, I think you're with me again. Yeah, everybody's with you on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's out of pocket, brother. That's out of pocket. You said F you bitch to her? No, to my phone that had no one on it. Oh, my God. That's what he said. That's what he said. Okay. A woman. No. No, that's insane. No, that literally is what happened. Did you hang up on her? Then I hear him hang out up and then he's excused.

13:07No, I had to hung up earlier. I hear someone hang up. I hear caps. No, obviously. He does have good AV. Dude, I have really good AV. He's one of the best AVs in the game right now. Dude, you want to talk about fucking you don't know about his AV, brother. He has no V. What? You just have V, not a you want to talk about Deadpool fucking symbiosis? Yeah, get it out. I should be allowed to have her. My point is that because you're so sensitive about cursing for him. I'm daredevil, dude. I hear everything. He doesn't want you cussing at someone because you're representing him. Exactly. He's afraid. He's afraid that someone's going to go Bobby's true manager call, which is exactly why hung up. Oh, so you did hang out? Of course I did. Okay. Well, he's saying it. You don't believe it? I'm not done. Okay. We get it. We get it. It's okay. I already advanced the rest of your show so I get paid no matter what. Yeah, he does have access to the accounts. Some good meals. Some really good meals. Did I suggest you guys in Melbourne? Did you go to cookie or any of those spots?

14:08I sent you a bunch of spots. I don't know. No, he doesn't take what Carlos does and it's an interesting way of tour managing. I may. Please. Can I make his style? And it's really old school. You may. So he, we show up at a spot. Right? He forgets. Right. He frantically ghouls things. You know what I'm not done? You'll go to Yelp. I've got three stars. Oh, right. We'll show up at a place and that's one of the worst restaurants in Melbourne. But you know historically and we've talked about on the show. I'm going to hire somebody outside of him. Whenever I give food recommendations, you always say I've never led you astray. You've not only dude. We went to Pellegrino. Lawyers, guns and money. I remember. You went to Pellegrino 2000. Twice. And that was very good. That's not his choice. That was your choice. That was my choice in Sydney. That was my choice. Yeah, so I'm not giving him the fucking. So did you get to any of the places I suggested in Melbourne to take him to? No. Oh, why?

15:08Because I had already made reservations three months. For other places that aren't good. I don't Google what's bad in Melbourne. No, you, you, you ask him. He knows too many moving parts. I got to just do it on my own. You may say we went to a fusion place. Oh, yeah, he hates fusion. Did you think it was good? No, I didn't like it. He was at it. Do you remember? I don't remember. It could have been Calcada. It doesn't even matter. That's how bad it is. That's how bad the food was. That's how bad the food was. That's how bad the food was. That's a nice Indian place. Because it wasn't any. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's another kind of just another thing. You didn't go to stalactites. You're going to make me so mad. You're going to make me so mad right now, dude. Yeah, just focus only on the negative. Not all the good food you have. Fucking bitch ass. Holy shit, dude. It's crazy to come at me. I'm going to say one thing. You're going to lose a ride today. You said like, I want to be so nice to bully. So that went right out the fucking window. Well, you lasted about what? 15 minutes? Yeah, I had blue chew. Oh, you're chewed up. Bob, you were fucked up to me.

16:10Yeah. How can we rectify it? How do we make this better? One bullet each. He asked me at breakfast what I would do if he killed my dad. And then he got mad at me when I said I would shoot him in the head. Why are you killing his father? Why would I say that? Why would you say that? That's real crazy. I love his dad. Yeah, he's a very nice people. He's a surgeon. Yeah. That has nothing to do with him being... I had Austria-Pros as he fucking surgeryed on. Oh, he did. He helped you. I don't have Austria-Pros. Okay. Well, let's rectify this. This Australian tour I heard was good from afar. It was very good and we had a really good time. And me and Carlos had some good moments. We did. I just feel like I was treated unfairly for two bad restaurants out of the many that I took you to. Because we weren't just there for two days. Just take Andrew's suggestion. All right. I'll make a good suggestion if we want to move off of it. I had probably the best cheese steak I've had in Los Angeles. This is what I'm talking about. Tell me what it is. It's called Sonny's. It's on Sunset. They're a pizza joint, but they do a wagyu cheese steak they're known for.

17:11It's wagyu beef. It was very expensive, but remarkably worth it. I ate the whole fucking thing. Standing there, it was delicious. It's on Sunset. That's it. Sonny's. And they do pies. Pies only. No slices, which I respect. I like that. Haven't had the pizza yet, but click on the wagyu cheese steak. Oh my god. If you just Google Sonny's wagyu cheese steak. Is that it? That dried piece of... That's not it. That's not it. No, but they've got... Look it up. Look at that. That's that. It looks... No, look at the... Look at the zoom in. It's... It's garnered. It's garnered as one of the best cheese steaks in LA. I got to tell you. I got to try it. Big, big, big fan. Big, big, big fan. Big fan. And also the sesame seeds on the bun. That's a little like buck bug. That looks like buck bug. It's phenomenal. I'm not going to lie. Didn't need it. It's so good. Didn't need that buck all back. I did. I liked it. Puck bug. Yeah, yeah. Puck bug. What's been going on with you, buck bug? I started school this week. No. No.

18:11Late night, night classes. How many years are you going to be in school? Aren't you 30? Until I guess I get another visa. Okay. How old are you now? 23. 24. 24. 24. 25 soon. How does it feel? Tell me about the whispers of a 25-year-old. No whispers. At night, there's no whispers at night. Is that after 25, your knees start to hurt. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You don't know pain. It's a pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything hurts on my body. You don't know anything. You don't know nothing about pain and it's... I hate it. We'll stop eating 50-week-old eggs and you might not have... Yeah, exactly. ...have pain in your legs. Once you turn 25, your body enters a subtle state of biological aging where cellular repair metabolism, collagen production, slowly begin to gradually slow down. But it's slowing down. It doesn't stop. His is done. Yeah. It's a dead end. It's over. Dude, I'm dying. Look at me right now. Look at him. I just... Look at... That's right. That's it. He's dying.

19:11You still look young, though. That's really nice to say. Hmm. I look pretty good. You look good, yeah, for your age. Shut the fuck up. No, you do. You look good. Your piece of shit. Well, for a... Go ahead. Do this, lad. I deserve it. Well, you look at... Yellow. So, um, McCone... So, tomorrow we're going to watch the Odyssey. But McCone has a review of the Odyssey. Tell us about it. Ah, alright. I gave it an 8 out of 10. I thought it was pretty good, but I liked how much weirder off in Heimer was. I also thought shooting on iMacs exclusively kind of backed up into a couple of corners where it probably would have been better if he shot some of the dialogues even with the regular camera. But it was good. And I was glad to see that Universal City walk on 70 millimeter iMacs. Where are we going tomorrow? Regal, downtown. Downtown. That's 70 mil. IMacs. IMacs. And we have good seats? No. No, you see who we do. Okay. We bought goods. We're not like neck-crained. I won't do that.

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24:15Freshman, you're a college. I got the worst food poisoning I've ever had in my entire fucking life and they chalked it up. We did the math. Me and my buddy Colin were pissing and shitting, puking. For two full day straight. And our buddy Colorado John, who got stone with us and went to the movie with us, was totally fine the next day for finals. And we ate the exact same meals except John didn't eat popcorn. He just had Reese's Pieces and me and Colin shared the popcorn and the doctor goes, that's it dude. I go, what do you go? It's rotten butter. You guys put rotted butter from that hot bacteria container all over. I was sicker than I've ever been. I've never put butter on popcorn since that day. Never. Jello pudding pops is my thing. What did Cosby do to you? No, no, no, I had another deal with him. What do you mean? I was in middle school and I had one Jello pudding pop and it gave me diarrhea. A Jello pudding pop? Yeah. It's there's nothing in there. I know, that's the mystery. Is that what gave me? I don't know, but I think it is because I've never had a J-pop.

25:15I haven't had a Jello pudding back. Maybe it was Bill Cosby. I'm a proper. Yeah, that could have freaked me out. Imagine he was trying to drug you through Jello pudding pops and it didn't work. Yeah. Can you imagine this guy was the spokesman for Jello? I know, I can't believe it. And why do they have him? By the way, those pops, have you ever had a Jello pudding pop? They're so good. I ate a thousand of those as a kid. I can't eat those things. You don't remember those? I never had those. Did they not have those in Espanya? Yellow. Yellow pudding pop. Who's the spokesman now? Kevin Spacey. I was waiting. I was waiting. Who is? Yeah. I mean, he stinks. Fuck him. Yeah, fuck that guy. He stinks. Also, he was such a judge. You know what's so funny? A clip popped up of him talking shit to Wanda Sykes. Do you remember that during the award show? I remember that. And when he's like, yeah, and on my show, we spoke English. Yeah. Do you remember? You guys don't remember this? I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. I remember that. He was, because he doesn't like Ibonics. He doesn't like, you know. Yeah. People that say he goes, no sagging your pants. You remember that?

26:15Yeah, he does like, pull your pants up. He was wearing sunglasses. I remember. What an asshole this guy is. You, you're a war. So what was Nipsy Russell busy tonight? I love her. Nipsy could use some work? You know, you got Larry Davis sent behind. You know Larry don't know what he doing. You know that. He showed all improvised. At the cons, we showed that was all scripted. Yeah, we spoke English. Woo! That's a party stopper. Yeah, bro. What a dick. That's a party stopper. Do you know who Bill Cosby was? Was he really funny? I have to say, Bill Cosby himself, that special, is one of the funniest specials ever made. No. Not going to get on any of that. That's not. He's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit I'm saying outside of the art. I don't give a fuck about himself. Okay. Fuck him for the rest of the fucking time. What's your favorite candy? At the movie theater? This is a good debate because we've talked about this before but I've changed my taste buds have changed. Because I almost exclusively used to be a bunch of crunches

27:17Reese's pieces guy. Bunch of crunches. But I gotta tell you, I'm really getting into them sour patch kids, pal. You are, Pa. I love sour patch kids. And I also give me the hairy bows. Give me the little peach hairy bows. You know what you can give me? What? Red vines. Keep them. They're so boring. They're so boring. Or you thank you. You keep the fucking honey sour situation then. I didn't say honey sour. Whatever that is. I didn't say honey sour. Whatever that is. I said, I said sour patch kids. I don't want that either. Everybody like sour patch kids. Raise your hand if you like sour patch kids. Everybody like that. I mention a fucking red vines sucks. The only thing that's good is because you. No, why do people buy them? Because they feel bad for the liquorice industry. Big liquorice is pushing it like crazy. I'm buying some tomorrow you're having one. I'm throwing them away. I'm not kidding. Give them to me. I'm throwing them before. Don't think they're popcorn on the ground. That's where it belongs. I eat the popcorn off the ground in the movie theater. Okay. All right, zoom in. Let's see what we got. What do we got here? We have a list of the regal lineup.

28:17Yeah, I'm looking for you. But I'll give you this. Look at me. Give me the lineup. I'll give you this. Red vines is way better than twizzlers. Obviously. That's what we got tomorrow. Thank you. But twizzlers nibs are better than all of them. Zoom in. What the fuck did you call me? Junior men's waste of time. Bunch of crunches of yes. M&Ms. You peanut or peanut butter. Regular M&Ms aren't even real anymore. The Kit Kat minis are very, very good. Reese's pieces. There's your red vines. Nerd clusters. Nerd clusters are huge. And here we go. Zoom in right there. They only have two kinds of sour patch. That is not okay. You've got to have more than two smaller vines. On the green one underneath. What does that say? Twizzlers. All American fashion. You just said you like red vines. Oh, that's an on it. Those are two completely, they're the same thing, but they're two different companies. I like that kind of texture. You know why Starburst didn't win this game?

29:18Are they still individually packaged in that package? That's such a fool's game. All right. Hot dog, corn dog. What else? Any side chicken tenders? What do they have there? We're going to see a movie. We're not. Hey, you shut the fuck up. We're going to eat food. Are we going to the Magic Johnson Theater? I win once. We're going to go see Philadelphia. That's what you saw it. Dude. Yeah. Magic Johnson. I know. Philadelphia. I know. Come on. I like it. Is this bouncing all over your head? What's your problem? Why not, dude? You. You. What do you mean? Catch up. The eighth thing I got. You said is that where I saw it? Philadelphia. Is that do you think that's where I saw it? And when I say catch up, you say monster. Where are you today? I can tell you why. What? Because you know that theater that has the the wind and what's it called? Or the. Yeah.

30:19So if it was at, right? If you saw Philadelphia, add the Magic Johnson Theater. They throw needles at you. Throw eights at you. Like when he's sick. Dude. A spray. He coughs and you feel it. And you mix it with what do you call a pepper spray? So it burns a bit. You're in the theater. Hey everybody. Welcome to the Magic Johnson Theater here in South Central Los Angeles. This is a fully immersive show. Just so you know, please enjoy the film. 127 running minutes. Yeah. Exits are here here and you're all going to get AIDS. It's terrible, dude. All right, zoom down. Wait, go back to hot food. Bob. Sure. Okay, so we have to get churros. Oh, do they have order knuckle there? Oh, they did the flow. Call back. They have flow. Nathan's hot dog and fries might be good. You know what we should do. At baseball games, they do a 999 beers, 9 hot dogs and 9 innings.

31:19Can we do 9 Nathan hot dogs, 9 Coca-Cola's throughout the course of the film? Do you think you need 9 dogs? I don't want to. Let's try. Let's do that. Anyway, I can't wait to see your opinion about it. I'm excited to not go. If you don't go, there's going to be problems. Name them. Yeah. I shall. Double dog dare you. I double dog dare you right now. I'm going to tell you what they are right now. Number one, I'll be very disappointed in you. Okay, dude. Welcome. Oh, yeah. Welcome to feeling. Oh, you want to get into feelings. And I know what you're doing right now. You're searching for something else to say. No, I'm not. Yeah. When I get emotional, I use my hands and I use vocal inflection. Hip hop Bob is about to come out. Yo, what's up? See, actually, shit. Westside, big boy, big daddy in the house. Of course, I'm going to go. I'm very excited. Clear my day. I can't wait. I'm very excited to go. See it with the family. Hi, Bobby. Hi. Hi. You're a little liar, dude. I was over there waiting for you guys.

32:20I don't want to show it up. I started waiting. I'm just going to be right on time. And if he doesn't, I'm going to be right on time. And if he doesn't make the first five minutes of the movie, he's going to start about. Is the theater. Who? Jules. Because the first five, it's confusing. You've got to get into the first five minutes. You can't miss the beginning. You can't miss the beginning. You're going to be in the softgo merch, though. So we're good. You're the oldest story ever called. You really doesn't know anything about it. Three thousand years of spoilers. Please open Joke. You got mad at us. You're like, what? It's a callback. Callback. And since he's always a little more whimsical outside of the studio, he dances a little more whimsical. He's a little male. Let me tell you something to make you happy. I was reading the comments about your haircut and everybody thinks that you look very handsome and young. Is that in there? That's it. There's no pun intended.

33:21That's a pun intended. That's a pun intended. That's a pun intended. You can't receive a comment. Dude, this is our last movie together. This is our first movie together. I know. I know. I know it is. What about Andrew? Andrew loves Cranchebombs. Yes, he would give. One for him, one for me. Do you want one? Cranchebombs. I'll take you to Cranchebombs. Cranchebombs. A bunch of Cranchebombs. A bunch of Cranchebombs. Oh, you're good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not a good idea to just take a picture. It because I'm dumb. My friends is over today. It might be the last episode. Because I've already seen it. We've all already seen it. No, not at all. All's well done. That's funny. Let's go then. It's like when I beat him in Uno. I'll go away, which I did twice. Let's go. The warfare game.

34:22Hi. How are you? Hi. I am through the suit. I know. I just showed you right. Nothing. That's okay, good. I like the chair. Just a die. What number is it? Pensacara. What's the number? G13 to G20. G13 to G20. G13 to G20. I can't believe you're here. I barely fucking ran it. Why? Because I was tied. That's I've something else. Just one. And the part. Pansi got me. Punches with my favorite. Our best. And popcorn with our butter. I like the. With how butter. With how butter. A butter. I slept through a hole. Every single scene. I slept. I was so tired. I woke up to feel it.

35:23You know what? Forget it. I woke up at the barricade. Forget it. What you're never doing this again. It's a waste of money, time, love, anything. Fuck you. Fuck you. You know, actually, I was awake all the time. You know who wasn't awake the whole time? I know. It was good. I only had one problem with it. Helen? You know what? The cast. I know. There is a nation, man. You don't get to be able to create a devolve. How come you didn't get that? That's you. I just wouldn't survive in that world. You don't want to do that. Of all people that would have died. Of all people that would be stuck in. She's curred with a psychops game. I am the psychops. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That doll. You have a cheaper one. I'm afraid it was that guy, though. You're trying to evolve. Of all the guys that would be succumbed to the swan song, it would be you. That's a metaphor for your whole life. Sirens? You just saw a sirens, it's you. All I have is you.

36:23I wanted to hear it. Good, look, look. See? Pretty good. They could have easily cut out an hour. 100%. There's moments that are... No, I love that. This is you, this is you in the end. That's all you laid out. You the first one hooded. Yeah. You'd be the first guy to lay down. I'll be the last guy to lay down. You'd be the first guy to lay down. Everyone was going out. No, you would go out. You'd be the first guy to lay down. I was really the way they designed them. It's like a good... You mean, that's a real guy? That's not a real guy. That's a door guy at the comedy store. I've seen that kid before. The poor are, uh, agent. I've seen that guy before at the comedy store. I think he parked my car last night. What do you think of Robert? Pantsons. I love the watch of Die. I love that. I turn to Fantasy and I'm like, fuck yeah. When he was like, just, I want... You want us all to die? Just you. Oh, bro. Damon. Damon's the God. I'm the God. I'm the God. I'm the God.

37:23I'm the God. I'm the God. I'm the God. I'm the God. I'm the God. I'm the God. I'm the God. He's an evil ritual. Yeah, he's an enemy. And he's a pussy. I love that he's like such a weakling and he's commanding everyone to do his deed. Yeah. I'm so great. What? I was pointing. I was pointing. I was pointing. Yeah, you're the wrong or the right or the right or the right or the right or the right. You're the wrong or the right or the right or the right. I can't, yeah. I'll take this. I'm a... Oh, just hit. Oh, you're a... Oh, you're a... You're a... No, you're not. Oh, just hit us with never seen. Look, look. Watch. Oh, this is the never seen. Oh, this is the never seen. Can you imagine? You two rose and you'd be like, Oh, I'm so strong. I'm home. I'm so strong. I'm home. I'm home. I'm too. What? I tell you what would happen. You for sure would go into the world pool. You'd be like, This is him. Right, straight above. Don't write it. You know how he did that?

38:23How he did what? The world pool. CGI. He took... He took... He took... He took... With the... Get the water. Jet skis. And he made the circles. That's enhanced for sure. Yeah. So, you read the way you... I know. He did it. That's the way you did it. So that he gave us the anger of Rutgers Whiteout. And he filled out the sense. I mean, how do you do that one with their peaks? Oh. Yeah, how do you... The bottom. The bottom is there. You do that. I don't know. I'm on the rubber. That's the rubber. Rikus, that's Rikus, that's Rikus, that's Rikus. That's so far. Very hard. So, surely. The Philippines, they didn't have any light on... There was no light. I don't think the big equality was not very good. So, this is in 70 minutes. No, she played like 6 parts in the Philippians. They do it live. They play Odysseus,

39:24I played all of them. Yeah, but you've never seen it. Did you like it or not? I really liked it. I wasn't bored at all. All the way you liked it. Three hours, you're not bored of it. Okay, and then also this. All this fucking hype. Oh my god. All this fucking hype to our Travis Scott. Yeah. Unbelievable useless character. Could have been literally anybody. It's the one thing for you. No, no, no. He did it because it's cold. He's a poet. He's a poet. That could have been literally any work. You can't sing any Travis Scott songs. It's alright. Hey, hey, hey. No, that's like, and then... It's ample. And then the people trouble people. They trouble everyone at that. Okay, honestly. You know that's how I talk about it. You know that. Oh, it was a lot of controls. So, me and Goth, a lot of the roles could have been like, or anyone would have been like, what did I say? That me and Goth were like, put them in anybody. Yeah. Where are her eyebrows? Where are they? My dad. I hear my dad. Where are her eyebrows? I like what you're doing. I like what you're doing.

40:24I'm telling you, Matt Damon, first of all, Matt Damon. Yeah. Matt Damon. He was so good. Home run. So even Matt, so good. Oh, so hot. Oh, so hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not good. Not good. True. She agreed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the way. Yeah. She's in kind of a business in court also. Also, put them in done by a lot of good actors. Like a... Like a Zamo? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. They won't give it to Damon. I tell them what I'm doing. Because it's Matt's film. I tell them what's underwhelming. Underwhelming. I tell you. Charlie Starrows here. Yeah. Well, let's be honest. She kind of... She like strapped them as a sex slave and tried to notice us. But she's like... That's like... She's a senior. I know, but I'm saying... Nobody does need to tell it. It's just like a... It's a speed bump in this life where you're like... She's just not...

41:25She's not... She... No, it's... She's a good actress with that chunk of time is a little meaningless to me. I just spent more time away from this kingdom. But she also... I wish she like fucked with this head or did something... Like, I wish she physically did something to him instead of just feeding him. What do you... He combined both. There's two different stories going on, right? There's a group of people that... Yeah, the Lotus I know. And then... The Lotus I know. And then... And her and they should be... He somehow combined with me too. No, it's good. She kept him... She kept him... She kept him seduced so she could use him for whatever she wanted. I said he had got an offer for a patio. No. No, thank you. Yeah. He's gonna look like a piss. You know what's the problem? I'm like, why is that a big deal? Like... You know... I see. They were actually not for you. Those pants were put on the... For a bad treat. For a bad treat. For a bad treat. You gave me these. I asked for those specifically and you stole them. All right, you can have a look. Take them off. Carlos, those were your pants. That's right. And you're a nice guy, man. Those are for you.

42:25Those aren't your pants. Okay, don't take them off right now. What? Don't take them off, right? Why not? It's like a girlfriend's hair. So what? We all have to be your hair. Oh, yeah. What is... Let me see is... Yeah. Don't take it off. It's illegal. But those do fit nice. You should give them to Carlos. Oh, his butt looks good. Ugh. I'm sorry. Sorry about this. Yeah. Are you guys going to Pizzeria Bianca or no? Yeah. I think that's what never visited. Farmer. Now he's walking off his part. But you do have to walk it off as it trails. He's 55 years old. And he farted in front of his girlfriend. And his family. No CDE. Tell you about no CDE. Because I have. OCDE. And a lot of people are confused about what OCDE is. I think they've been told a lot of stuff by TV and film and whatever. And the myth has been busted.

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47:35You can do literally anything. I know I have air fryer. Okay, are you using it? No, but I've fried some things up. What if you fried in it? Chicken tenders. Chicken in it is phenomenal. That's it. That's all you've done. Yeah, but it's so good. I put little seasoning on. Have you ever put bacon in the air fryer? It's remarkable. What does it do? It's perfect. It's exactly how I like it. I don't even know how they, is someone in there? Yeah. I open it up. I go somebody in there. Yeah. Kebler. We're here. Kebler off. Just one little elf. Yeah. We're here. The tree was cradded. I imagine. I'm not done. Oh, sorry. The tree was cradded and the flood stripes. I'm done with that lifestyle. I think you were. Yeah, that's good. That's it. Good finish, right? And you got it out. You stuck the light. I got it out. Yeah, you did. Yeah, yeah. Hey, what's the biggest thing you've snuck into a movie theater back when you just sneak in food and stuff? Weed. You can't smoke in the movie theater? Yeah, yeah. Oh, pig. Let's associate the junkie with the film.

48:36If you did, bro. Oh, yeah. If you did. If you did, bro, I didn't fettin' all what would be. I'd say what would be I saw. What? See if I saw it. Ready? What? I just saw withering highs, man. Withering highs. What drug are you on? What? What drug are you on? All of them. No, should we try the bit again? Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead again. Amen. Amen. I just got out of withering hearts. Oh, what drug are you on? I ain't no drugs. Funny. Did zero for two, bud. Is that good? No. Damn it. Not even a foul tip. That's not even a foul tip. Give me another one. Amen. Is it that? I think it's you. I'm off today. No, you're on. You're throwing yourself with the A-man. Don't do the A. That's a problem. That's what I'm saying. So don't do it. Because that character doesn't know me. Yo. Yo. Yo, what's up? Well, movie, do you go see? Wooder and Heights?

49:37What are you on something? Yeah, I am, my friend. PCP. Oh. Yeah, I ran through the wall. I'm even paid for it. You did? Yeah. Well, you're under arrest. You're under arrest. Why, man? Because I see the man. Yeah. All right. It was really good. I liked it. I have a choice I make today. It's not good. No, no, no. I liked it. The gang liked it. Did you like it? The gang liked it. Yeah. Are we good now or what? You're me? Yeah. I think it was a lot. We're just around each other. A lot. I think it was, I got it from both sides. I heard both sides of the story. Yeah. From both sides of the story. Well, you know, you live your life. Maybe international is not for you. I don't think it is. But I turn 55 in Hawaii. Unfortunately, you're not going to be there. I wish I could be there. I'll be in Atlanta. Adam will be there. Adam Egan? Ray. Oh. He's there playing the blue note. Oh, he is? Yes, I'll be there. And you're going to be, but you're playing a theater there, right?

50:39Yeah. It's same area. Yeah. Same night. No, he's there a couple of days earlier before a show and I'm there the night before I leave. You'll be here. No, it's awesome. You're going to have dinner. I just saw his wife into their prego, wego. They're going to have a little baby. I'm very happy for her. Are you? Do you want a baby? Yeah. No, I'm going to give you a baby. Do you want to give me one? No, I'm going to make a baby. I'll put baby. You make a baby with me. Do you have a baby? This fucking kid. I know. But she's ungrateful. Oh, I know. You're not. He's sweet to, um, I think I'll hire this baby. Yeah, I've heard. I don't know how many times I've ever talked about that. That's fine. Move out. Let's move out. No, move out. I'm saying move out. You're happy to live with me as long as you want. Yeah. That's beautiful. He's happy that my mom is back though. Yeah, she's back. I mean, it's so she's coming tomorrow. Yeah. She's got maybe she'll be my date to the movies. The deep cleaning on your mother. Because your mother, your mom sells her crush on me?

51:40Yeah. Awesome. No, she does. Yes, she does, dude. She said it on the show. I think she does. Yeah, dude, the fans shipped us. They want us to be together. You imagine her rubbing her. We're going to blow up our lives and be together. What? For some reason, she likes your arms. She keeps a leg about your arms. I'm a big fan of her mom. She's coming to move with you. We sit together. She's the best. She's the best, yeah. So she's going to come with us tomorrow. You're going to be there. Yeah. Have you already seen the movie? No. Oh, so it's me and her, the only ones that haven't seen it. I haven't seen it in a long time. I know. You've been gone. I've been missing in the comedy stores. Been missing in everyone's asking about you. Where's my not doing that anymore? You're not going to the comedy store anymore? No. What does that even mean? What does it sound like? It sounds like a lie. I know you're going to go back to the comedy store. What are you saying? I'm not doing. Can I just be articulate in front of you? I wish you would. Both of you. You and him. Can somebody articulate it in this room? I'm doing is depending on what the response of my act is on Hulu.

52:46On your special. On my special. Yeah. Right. On Hulu. So stupid. Hulu. Anyway, it's just all based based on that. What is that? You're going to retire if you don't have the room. If people are like, that's the worst special I've ever seen. I might not be able to continue. So you're just like making this fake scenario up. You got to, with everything that happens, you got to look at the negative side of it. So you can prepare yourself. Good perspective. So go into it with negative expectation. Everything I do. So then you hope, so then if it does well, you're, and then you won't even be happy if it does well because you wanted it to do poorly. No, I wanted it to do well. It doesn't sound like it. Okay, you're saying that has to be more positive. Of course. You put a lot of effort and work in years into it. Ask me again. How do you think your Hulu special is going to be? It's going to be exceptional beyond measure. Does that feel better? Yeah. Okay.

53:47One of the greatest fucking specials ever. Does that Tony? Yeah. Yeah. He does that one of the greatest comedians alive. He'll say that. He'll bring you up when you do the show and he'll celebrate your special because it will be amazing. It's a great special. It's great. I watched it. Go to the taping. I saw you do it. Fifth. I never, you never saw it. I'm going to watch it on. I know, but my point is is that how do you know if it's good, if you haven't seen it? I've seen the performance. What do you know? I know, but we don't know though. You know, I mean, 2012. He's been. What? Sorry. 2000. Right after the second plane hit, I saw the. I saw it live at the comedy store and I told you how great it was. I said that to your face and we were back in the green room with your. I'm taking a break right now. I'm going to take a little break. So I haven't been. I haven't been going to the store. You know, I mean, I just been localized. You know, I have everything is. You just got back in a town from Australia three days ago. What are you talking about?

54:48It's not like you're like not been around. You literally haven't been in the country. I understand that, but since I've been here, it's been very localized. Dude, what are you talking about? I'm telling you, you haven't been in three days. I know I've been in town for a couple of days and it's my joy has been very localized to my own home. You stay in the house? Yeah, and I've been doing my own routine, swimming a lot. Sometimes six times a day. That's crazy. You know, he's swimming six times a day. Yeah, I just go out and then he's just there like lying on the floating six times a day. He made what kid happy swimming? Do you remember the South Korean guy that we showed you? I don't see a moving. Yeah. Floating swimming. I mean, the water. They're two totally different things. The vector size. Correct. Anyway, when someone says that's like I, Bob is like I went running today and he just stands outside. It's not the same thing, dude. You weren't swimming. Swimming is active. You float. And by the way, floating is great. You're a float. I weighed.

55:49Oh, you were talking about this. I don't want to talk about swimming. I'm just telling you my localized routines. Okay. Because you're so confused by it. No, everyone was on the same page. Okay. So you're confused by verbiage. I've always been. That's always been a hurdle for me. Verbiage. But you know, I've been doing it. I've been getting around it. I know you go around the hurdles. I do. It's actually and I'm still going to win. Oh, you get penalized though. Doesn't matter. I guess it doesn't. Yeah. I went down sunset last night because I did a show at the palladium. With who? Sarah Melliput, it was incredible. It was the only white comic on the show. And Donnell brought me up. Donnell was saying bad stuff about you. It was in Chris. What was he saying? You know, just. No, what was he saying? Because I'm tired of that fucking guy. He was cussing you out. That's all he does. No, I'm being real. That's all he can call that little fucking guy. Fallen. Fucking guy. That was the only white comic. I mean, if he was not talking to you, I don't want to call him. And he brought me up by saying, this next comic, the most crackery cracker ass does a podcast with the little shistie

56:52Chinese bitch ass. Yeah, he just shit on us for the first, I don't know, five minutes. But it was great. I know his number. Donnell. Yeah, you do. I know. I don't know where you don't want to call him. You don't know where it is. It's under Donnell. How do you spell it? Oh, that's what this is. Yeah. He just puts in black guy number three. Donnell D O N N E. It's done in here. Maybe you don't have his number? I don't have his don't answer. Yeah, I see that guy. Do you have any don't answer on your phone? No, I just won't answer if they call. No, he's saying, do you have him saved his don't answer? I have a bunch of numbers saved on my phone that just says don't answer. He's got to remind himself not to answer. Because he might just go, So pops up to says don't answer, I wouldn't answer it. But isn't it, but isn't it tempting? It sometimes I want to do. All right. But if it's just don't answer, that it could be anybody. Right. Girls. Yeah, I mean, it could be anybody from my past. Yeah, coming back into your life again. Why don't you just get a number? I don't do. Because people from my past have it.

57:53And you don't want those people according to what you just said. Some people I do. Right. Have any of those people that you do from your past? Never call you. Well, they never call me. They never call me. They never call me. So people from my past, right? They don't call me. And the ones that I don't want to talk to are don't answer on my phone. Well, it's kind of like when you give a text, you get a text once a year and you say happy birthday. Somebody and you look at the past text and that's all you've said to each other is happy birthday. And you're like, well, that's that. I don't think we should do this anymore. Yeah, I think it's bold. I've acknowledged it to someone I've gone, hey, man, I see what we've done here. I think we're done here. Okay, let me ask you this. Because it was literally happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to him. Happy birthday to me. I was like, that's it. We did. Over how long a decade? Honestly, it had happened four years. I was like, this isn't sane. I don't even know why we're doing it. That's insane. We just saw it. Somebody has to stop it. I quit it. I said, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. Let me ask you this. And now we're hanging out. How does that work? I said, let's get coffee. It does work. Yeah, you got to crack it. You got to have a birthday. Okay, that's good. So let me say something. Ask you something. Ask away. It's my girlfriend's birthday.

58:54Today. No, next week. Okay, coming up. Okay. So last year, a pony. I'd never thought of it. Get her a pony. I don't even know where to get one. What? She's got to know. Wait me. Shut up, PogPog. You know where to get a pony. Get her my pony. Yeah, if you want to eat one, she can get one. All right. Yeah, yeah. No, but so I last year, I'll tell you what I got last year. Twenty thousand dollars for a pony. That's how much they cost. We got to go to Bakersfield. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Twenty grand. That's what a pony is? That's good. Is that good, buddy? I don't. I think that's crazy expensive. I thought there were a pony, but it'd be like five thousand dollars. What are you talking about? Pony or getting? Oh, you're a big pony guy. Yeah, about ponies. Yeah, yeah. Icelandic ponies are fucking thirty grand. What I did was I went to a bookstore and about a guest gift certificate. I just like, that's for her birthday. That's awful, dude. It's not because it's like, you can't whatever books you want. No, do you have to make something special? You know, it's not about buying something. Take her somewhere cool.

59:54I asked her already. Why don't you DM Daniel Radcliffe and see if he'll meet her in real life. I don't even have Donnell's number. I said DM. Uh-oh. DM. I don't even have, yeah, I can't do it. Hit him up on Instagram. I bet you he'd be like, yeah, do what? Come over to the birthday party. Yeah, wouldn't that be right? That'd be, he'll never show up. And then we're not without attitude. Okay. Her favorite book series right now is Akatar. So you could do buy like a good hard cover. Did she need a new cauldron or something? No. Oh, that's true. Doesn't she need something in that witch world? Yeah. I mean, I'm being serious. Like does she need something? No, it's a feed. Can I get toad feed? Can we buy some toad feed on there? Yeah, I need toad feed. I mean, what would, in witchcraft, what do you think? I don't know what to do. I just want, is there not a shower? Is there a sharper image for witches? Get her a new broom. Oh, some like crystals. Crystals? Yes, beeswax and spell candles. Rich or a knife? Dude, why don't you go to that store that you and I went to on Mag? That's like, does it has witchcraft stuff?

1:00:56We went to it together. Remember we won't, I bought a poster from there. Where? I'll tell you off the air. Okay. It's got all this shit. It's too late. I got the gift. Just go tomorrow. I already got it. That is so boring. That is so fucking boring. I couldn't agree more. You're such a romantic. You're such a romantic. I can't bear a minute. What do you think he should get her, Rudy? I'm trying to think. What would you want for your birthday? Your birthday's coming up. What do you want for your birthday? Do you want anything? I'm taking her to Hawaii. That's not a thing. That's not a thing. That's not a thing. It's not for her birthday. Yes it is. What can I go and this is a part of it too. It's for you're going. I know I'm going. You want paradise love. You want paradise perfection. You go to Hawaii with me. That's free. So she gets to be a plus one to your thing for her birthday. I'll attach it to Hawaii. I'll attach other events to her. What would you like for your birthday?

1:01:56Who would you? See that's. I know. I'm serious. What do you want? I'll buy it. She's not going to get it for you. I'll get whatever it is. Okay. It's not, I hope it's not a car. Give me like something reasonable and I'll buy it for you. Right now all I'm thinking is Prince Street pizza. I buy that. I'll get her. I have to buy her a Prince Street. Go to the whole street. Yeah. I'll get you a pizza. You don't want anything. She doesn't want anything. She doesn't want about fashion or talk. I'm not asking about that. Do you want something that you've had your eye on? That's too expensive for you guys. Do you want some slippers? Crocs. Crocs. Filipinos are the best. What is that? Snellas. Jinéla. Jinéla. Oranucoflos. Oranucoflos. Atagini. Atagini. Atas. So you have indoor slippers and outdoor slippans. I have no idea. Oh, and indoor slippers. Indoor slippers. Yeah. That's what you want. We'll get you indoor slippers. What do you want for your birthday?

1:02:57Nothing. Good. This is the year. I'm free of it. I'm free of institution. I got you some. I have a lot of dates and holidays. I'm every day as a holiday for me. So calendar means nothing. It means nothing to me now. Today is my birthday. Good for you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I saw this recently. Somebody said that there was a, I don't know what year this was. It was hundreds of years ago. In the calendar, we just skipped from like the fourth to the thirteenths or something like that. And there was a re-like a king did it. He picked up everything in perpetuity for the rest of time. Because he just was like, no, tomorrow is the twelfth. Calendar for skip days in 1882 in Catholic countries dropped ten days to transition from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar. The old Julian calendar miscalculated the solar years by 11 minutes, causing it to drift. Pope Gregory, that's who did it. Realigned the calendar. So he switched. Did you like that? What? When he did that? I mean, I thought it was a bold move.

1:03:59Yeah, but what were you feeling at the time? I'm behind Mr. the Pope. I mean, the king Gregory at all. I know because you used to have that tattoo got removed. The Pope G. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, he's turned out to be not so good of a guy. But that's later. Much later. Much later. 100 years later. Yeah. Russia waited till 1918 to skip 13 days. I love how Russia just held out. No, we won't. They don't want to. Just like, just please, will you do it? It's easier for everybody. No, we will not. They held out for 19 years. No, they held out until 1918. That's what I meant, 1918. This is nerd talk. You don't like it. I don't like it either. I said, you don't like it. I'm interested in shit like I know you. Boggles my mind. I love it. Tell me more. What else you want to tell me? About time changes and I can tell you that. And time to zones. There it is. 15, 1582. That's it. October 4th to the 15th. So that fucks me up because my birthday is October 16th. So what is actually my birthday? It's not even exist.

1:04:59It doesn't exist. My buddy's little sister is born on a leap year. She's like whatever 12, but she's actually 30. I never knew about that fact. Thank you so much for sharing that. You were welcome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a fact. The Aztecs had greater sewage system than all the European countries. So they were very clean and you guys were very dirty. I like how you pointed at me as if you came from a... You still poop outside. Don't point at me, pal. You got a poop hut. You told me I was a big... Inside pooper, dude. Yeah, I poop inside. You told me about you guys dig a hole to poop today. Yeah, but I don't litter. I don't litter. What the fuck is that? What the fuck are you talking about, my friend? I don't litter either. Yeah, it's littered in his life. Woman? No, that's not true. One time I threw something out of a car and a Native American was there and I hit him and he was crying. That's a funny joke. One tear. One tear. One tear, dude. There's literally nobody old enough listening to the show to understand. I know. We're so old. You know the about that ad? Of course she doesn't know about that commercial.

1:05:59That guy was Italian. Yeah, he was an Italian. You talked about it. Of course. McCone, give us some insight about what's going on in your little world. I got a ticket when I was in Rome after being there from 90. Bobby, this guy has not been present for Whiskey Ginger or this show for multiple months. How does he have the finances to go to Rome? I'm going to ask you that. I'm no clue. I was a finance. I didn't for dinners. That's what that money was for. I made it last. Not Rome. I was only there for 10 days. Only for 10 days. Here's some Starbucks money. Rome. But there is a Starbucks in Rome. Oh, there is. Yeah. I know. I was only there for like a week, but it was just having to be one a lot of episodes recorded, but it's impossible to schedule. Yeah, you're fired. That far ahead. You're fired, dude. What did you do? You got a ticket to do what in Rome? Doing what? No, I got a ticket after being in Rome for an hour and a half because I was on a Lyme scooter without a helmet on.

1:07:03Very gangster. And it's apparently a very punishable offense. It's like that in... There is the Colosseum and there are the Lyme scooters to go through the Colosseum for you. That's insane. It's Lyme scooters that buy the Colosseum. We're fucked. In Australia, they have it. New Zealand, all helmets are the Lyme scooters. But they don't give you one. It's a bullshit thing. No, they do give it to you and all. It's strapped to the thing. It's strapped to the thing. Yeah. Well, also, I'm not putting that on. I'm not putting somebody's head lights on my phone. I'm never putting on one of those fucking things. You jammed it in your big ass fucking ass. Your Midwestern, big leg, big dumpy fucking whole shit. He's got a big dumpster. Dumpster behind there. Okay, so it's 50 euro fine. Stuck it in there. Is that what you paid 50 euros for the helmet ticket? What? Imagine he's got a warrant for his arresting Rome. I call my buddy Pietro from Italy. Oh my god. Oh, they give you a ticket. Yes, I don't pay. No, they got mad because they didn't know what they were saying. They were speaking Italian. They just got me in the Syrian guy and I called Pietro because they didn't know what they're saying. And they got really frustrated that I called somebody and I said he was my lawyer and they made me hang up the phone because I didn't know what they're saying.

1:08:04Oh, yeah, they don't like lawyers down there. You fled the country. I hope you have a warrant for your arrest. I was only in Rome for like literally like eight hours. Any ladies? I'm sure there was. No. I was at a wedding and I had a crush on one of the one of the. The no was a lie. It's a lie. We now look, look, and then the head shake the little. And the blushing. What's the blushing about, Chachi? I wish. What's the blushing about, Chachi? What is it, Chachi? I had a crush on one of the bridesmaids. Oh, really? Pocahons? More, more, more. Yeah. Yeah. He's closer to John, but I get it. Yeah. Hey, what's up? He's in who's wedding, your body's wedding. Right. And what fucking friend of his gets married in Italy? Insane. No, they were married in Bristol, England. Where you going to do this lady rub your vagina against hers. You fucking pussy. Two for two. Hey, you had a crush on this girl? Did you flirt with her? Yeah, no. We were talking. We having a good time because there wasn't a lot of single people at this wedding.

1:09:04So I was talking. Or other men for her to talk to. I imagine. Exactly. So the card for my favor. Right. So you do card tricks for her? I was doing that behind the ear. You know this idiot. Yeah. I've been doing that a lot. Do you like magic? Oh, no. You're not one of those guys, are you? I was with Spencer the other day. You've never done magic in front of us. How do you know magic? I just did it in front of Ashley the other day. He did it. Yeah, he's Mr. Magic. He knows how much magic do you know? I know I know very limited magic, but I was. This is how he's getting laid now. He's doing magic for her. Doing magic. I was with, okay. Come over, do magic. I'll tell you if it's magic or not. He's doing magic for chicks. I know magicians. I know you at a party. Would that be a turn off? Yeah, I would hide. Yes, see. Exactly. Here's the magician now. No, that's not. That's kind of your ear. I saw the pin over there. You know what's coming. That's aggressive. I saw the pin from over there. He didn't bother to hide the pen. You knew it was coming. And he stuck up on my ear. That's not magic. That was a salt. Yeah. I thought that good. I only, like, I can only do it. How many does have this word? It that's not a thing. How blacked out do the girls need to be for you to do that kind of magic?

1:10:05Is that magic? The behind the ear trick is 100%. Yeah, you're supposed to bring it out of nowhere. You knew it was coming in. I saw the pen coming in. This isn't fair. Hey, hey, hey, magician's code. Don't yell. Yeah. It's just like, oh, he's still yelling. You're not a magician. You're not a magician. They're way from the mic. All right. So you talk to the, you talk to this. I can't believe that was it. And this is what he did. I couldn't, your ears not exposed. Is that, oh, water. I only know the ear trick in your ear. Ta da. Hey, da da. Ta da. I heard him with the head foot on it. Ta da. You fuck. I don't know about that. Well, it's not magic. Fuck you. I'm tired of your shit. You're fired. Okay. I'm done with you. You know, show up. You're a room. You're getting no scooter to let helmet. Okay. Nothing. You know, pussy, nothing. All right. You're taking our valuable money. Bring going to Rome and fucking representing us. Through garbage. Through garbage. Okay.

1:11:06Okay. All right. Through PogPog. So what I'm saying to you right now is represent us correctly. All right. With your hips high and your head low. He does have big hips. I know. What did you say to the girl? I was talking to her and then her friend and then her friend's boyfriend. And then me and the boy for talking and the girls were talking. And she was like, just feel so lonely at this wedding. Oh, no one for me to be. That's an opening. Did you not close it? But then the friend, I overheard the friends say, what about McCone? And then I heard and I kind of looked over and she looked over at me and just went, no. No. Oh, that seems brutal. He bobbed away. You bobbed away? Yeah. I walked around the castle and looked at the stars. All right. You say that to him. I want to see what his face is like. What about McCone? About who? The three of them. Oh. No. Yeah. I mean, he's nice. Nice. Nah. He's fine. He's not fine. Have you seen him dance? He is a bad dancer.

1:12:07Yeah. Did you dance by yourself? No. I don't like... Dancing with my side. What is he? What is he? She have Kathy Bates' legs. Like the exact from misery. The same hips and legs. Like, how does that happen? On a male. His whole leg is a cancel. Yeah. His eye is the same size as his ankle. It's wild. We're built tough in the middle of it. No. It's just like two trees. You walk around. It's so weird. It's like the Michelin man. He is a leg just bulby white fat. B bulby white fat. Those fucking sticks. Yeah. He calls legs. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, no, I don't want to date him. Yeah, me either. Long story short. No. Well, congrats to you. Congratulations on nothing. That got married or what? Yeah. Rudy, do you have any parting words? For being a bad friend? There it will do. Woo. New. Woo. New. Woo. New. Woo. New.

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